/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18250379]

Invested in Kazakhstan, Kazakhs are immune edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl/

>Free chart
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>>18249182

[Anonymous No.18250394]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-la-mayor-eric-garcetti-urges-residents-wear-masks-when-not-home-bid-curb-covid-19-spread/
>APOLOGIZE TO WEEBS

[Anonymous No.18250404]

I know there’s a bunch of resources in OP, but what are other good resources to begin understanding stocks?

[Anonymous No.18250409]

i have to write a sentence about putting things in alphabetical order before the end of the quarantine and i haven't even started yet
DUCK

[Anonymous No.18250410]

Anyone buying cruise lines?

[Anonymous No.18250412]

>>18250394
Priced in.

[Anonymous No.18250413]

>1million corona cases!

[Anonymous No.18250422]

>>18250404
My phat cock

[Anonymous No.18250426]

>mfw own no stock at all and just want to watch line go up and down

[Anonymous No.18250428]

Wait, so selling a covered put is just a limit buy that gives you free money?

[Anonymous No.18250435]

>>18250410
They're all going to die.

[Anonymous No.18250436]

>>18250410
Am I banned?

[Anonymous No.18250438]

>>18250404
https://youtu.be/DTXJ57zV3yk

[Anonymous No.18250439]

>>18250413
>nipples
enjoy you're ban

[Anonymous No.18250440]

>>18250375
wtf?

[Anonymous No.18250442]

>>18250245
>>Saudis calling Trump's oil tweet an exaggeration
>USO puts here we go

Does anybody have the sauce on this one?

[Anonymous No.18250443]

>>18250436
yes

[Anonymous No.18250447]

WHO ELSE SHORTING XOM?

[Anonymous No.18250449]

>>18250413
Not Chinese enough

[Anonymous No.18250450]

[Anonymous No.18250451]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2k7t0kcLIU

is it an outright coup?? betrayal?

[Anonymous No.18250452]

>>18250404
This one is also pretty good, very simple. https://www.youtube.com/user/ClayTraderVideos/search?query=trading+101

[Anonymous No.18250459]

>>18250412
>Can't see his mouth
How can we tell if he's lying now?

[Anonymous No.18250463]

>>18250428
Except the unlimited downside if the price of the underlying goes up, yeah

[Anonymous No.18250464]

>>18250447
Me

[Anonymous No.18250465]

>>18250428
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18250468]

>>18250439
No u

[Anonymous No.18250471]

>>18250447
It's waaaaaaaaaay too late to short XOM

[Anonymous No.18250475]

>>18250440
You can file pretty much anything, doesn't make it true.

>>18250442
>>18250447
I'm in SCO

[Anonymous No.18250483]

>>18250463
You have no idea what you're talking about or how options work. Stop posting about options.

[Anonymous No.18250486]

>>18250428
The money you receive is less than the money you lose out on if you had bought 100 shares and the price rises significantly.

[Anonymous No.18250485]

>>18250464
Just wanted to verify I'm not being a retard. At least i know I'll succeed or fail with someone else.

[Anonymous No.18250491]

Why hasn't Trump's good friend MLB come out to let the world know Trump isn't a liar? Putin can say whatever he wants, he's the great enemy of the American freedom, but i expected at least our great ally and close friend of Trump to come help us out. Otherwise some fools might start thinking Trump only said it to manipulate the price for his friends.

[Anonymous No.18250500]

I feel like the market is going to pump +2% in the final hour, bros.

[Anonymous No.18250509]

>>18250451
burgers dont want to spend $50000 on a hospital bill for the coof unless they are about to die

[Anonymous No.18250514]

>>18250500
im feeling a dump then a pump

[Anonymous No.18250515]

>>18250471
>No demand for oil
>Deal not happening any time soon
>Closures could last months to a year
Bullish and priced in?

[Anonymous No.18250520]

>>18250500
Not going into a Friday it won't.

[Anonymous No.18250523]

>>18250500
The FED is gonna spend 5 billion less in the last hour

[Anonymous No.18250524]

>ZM rising
HOW!??!
WHO THE HELL IS BUYING THIS SHIT?

[Anonymous No.18250526]

>>18250483
Google is your friend, bro
A major in Finance is my friend

[Anonymous No.18250529]

>>18250475
You the guy who bought 300$ worth of it?

[Anonymous No.18250533]

>>18250500
Dump 2.5-3% then pump to end the day red by 1%~

[Anonymous No.18250536]

who /holdsqqqovertheweekend/ here?

[Anonymous No.18250537]

>>18250515
You were told what was going to happen last thread.
See you in about a week.

[Anonymous No.18250538]

I just want to say a BIG thank you to the anon who recommended me billibilly last year. I bought some with what I could afford back then and today I'm taking profits
>inb4 poorfag

[Anonymous No.18250541]

>>18250447
And chevron!

[Anonymous No.18250548]

>>18250526
You really are a dunning-kruger idiot. I'm actually angry how you're both ignorant and proud about it. If the underlying on a cash secured put goes up, it expires worthless and the writer keeps the premium. Kill yourself fucking idiot holy shit.

[Anonymous No.18250553]

>>18250537
Welcome to clown market where everyone is going to be wrong 75% of the time

[Anonymous No.18250554]

Bought some CCL. Thanks for the cheapies.

[Anonymous No.18250555]

>>18250529
I have $4k, bought at 27.85

[Anonymous No.18250560]

Why is Spirit's stock still going down I looked at all the funny numbers and they said it should go up

[Anonymous No.18250565]

AAAAHAHAHA

CRABS
EVERYWHERE CRABS!!
AHAHAHAAH!!!

[Anonymous No.18250566]

>>18250509
Try 357000. That's the going rate for coof to icu

[Anonymous No.18250571]

How dumb is it to buy CCL right now? I know it will take like a year to get back up (if it does) but I'm not afraid to lose the money.

[Anonymous No.18250588]

Anyone know of any stocks with high premiums?

Had an RCL put that I closed for a loss. Premium was super high even after the stock mooned. It crashed 20 dollars and its premium is nearly the same to when I sold it (man it lost a lot of value in just a few days).

Any stocks I can sell puts on that are
>hgih premium
>big companies unlikely to fail should i actually have to buy shares

[Anonymous No.18250589]

>>18250451
The only legit point made in this whole video is about the news reusing its video from italy. A retard filming an empty hospital is just a retard filming an empty hospital - nothing more.

[Anonymous No.18250590]

>WTI falling over

[Anonymous No.18250596]

What do I buy I've just become an adult and have money from summer jobs that I can afford to lose

[Anonymous No.18250603]

>>18250590
it's been pretty much flat the past 3 hours

[Anonymous No.18250607]

>>18250541
Stupid move.
Look at what Oil storage tanker stocks did today.

[Anonymous No.18250608]

>>18250565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVzX2E9Au_E

[Anonymous No.18250610]

>>18250596
Don't tell me to get ammo and food either because I already have food and guns

[Anonymous No.18250615]

buy SOXL at 75 and thank me later

[Anonymous No.18250616]

>Tesla is going to fall through -5%
Are they pricing Q1 in or is it going to fall even more? Maybe people are waking up and realizing Tesla is in horrible shape and overvalued compared to other manufactures

[Anonymous No.18250617]

>>18250428
>Wait, so selling a covered put is just a limit buy that gives you free money?
Yes. That's the beauty. If you get assigned you would have bought at that price anyway so you win. If you don't get assigned, you keep the premium which is free money, i.e., you win.
Welcome to theta gang

[Anonymous No.18250618]

-3% eod

[Anonymous No.18250619]

>>18250596
Half of the responses you're going to get won't help you.

[Anonymous No.18250622]

>>18250476
FUCKING CALLED IT, BUT LOOKS LIKE WE MOON TO 40 INSTEAD OF 35

OIL BEARGANG WHERE U AT

[Anonymous No.18250625]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18250627]

>>18250610
you gonna hit people to death with your guns get ammo moron

[Anonymous No.18250629]

>>18250412
Lmao it looks photoshopped but when i zoomed in it looks legit

[Anonymous No.18250635]

A

[Anonymous No.18250638]

>>18250596
condoms.

Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.18250640]

hey guys, is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.18250641]

>>18250590
don't care, sold half my USO at $5 on a limit sell the moment Trump tweeted (lmao) and the other half minutes later at $5.34

[Anonymous No.18250647]

>>18250608
TEENY TINY MOVES SIDEWAYS!!

MINI CRABS!!

[Anonymous No.18250648]

>>18250619
My dad is in the military and he's a pilot, he said boeing would be good for when it rebounds because theyre always gonna need their aircraft

[Anonymous No.18250649]

>>18250555
Very nice anon, I did 500 almost bailed when it was not dumping, enjoy your gains anon.

[Anonymous No.18250653]

>>18250596
>>18250610
If you want to trade, get an inverse ETF to flip end of the day tomorrow. SDOW, SQQQ, SPXS, SCO, etc.

[Anonymous No.18250658]

>>18250616
List like $60 on it. Done with dude weed

[Anonymous No.18250662]

>Russia announces 2020 revised budget based on $20 oil

Oil bulls btfo

[Anonymous No.18250665]

>>18250616
Holy shit it did just now. 2 hours to go.

We are going to reach -6% soon. You did short this overvalued piece of shit right? Its easy to say as an EE student but goddamn.

[Anonymous No.18250669]

>>18250640
Are you investing in Alex Jones futures or Qanon securities?

[Anonymous No.18250671]

NONONO
NONONONO
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE AGE OF THE MUMU
THE GOLDEN BULL!
JEROME!

[Anonymous No.18250673]

>>18250648
I am new to this as well, but most people here have been saying wait for Boeing to drop before buying.

[Anonymous No.18250678]

this better not go green during power hour

[Anonymous No.18250679]

>>18250571
Would a company who thinks they'll be in a great position in a year do something like this? Don't gamble.

[Anonymous No.18250686]

>>18250509
>burgers dont want to spend $50000 on a hospital bill for the coof unless they are about to die
>he doesn't know how healthcare in America works
1) go to emergency room for coof
2) get well and go home
3) get bill, laugh and throw it in the trash

[Anonymous No.18250689]

>>18250548
I stand corrected, was thinking about writing coverered puts.
Stay healthy and profitable, friend.

[Anonymous No.18250692]

What stocks should I invest in if I want a gf?

[Anonymous No.18250696]

>>18250627
I have ammo obviously, I really dont want to get more either, I keep 2 mags by my desk always and have a few thousand that I've had over the years

[Anonymous No.18250699]

>lost my fear of shorting and shorted the oil pump
Literally cuming right now lads

[Anonymous No.18250700]

How much money should you have before you think about trading in this clown market?

[Anonymous No.18250706]

>>18250678
red as the devils dick anon

[Anonymous No.18250707]

>>18250692
white girl index

[Anonymous No.18250710]

>>18250640
Wow a spic, what a value member of society

[Anonymous No.18250712]

Fuck, I'm finally in profit on my oil short. I forgot about my stop-loss before running to fix food and got back to -$1900. 10 fucking contracts short boys

[Anonymous No.18250715]

>>18250571
they will survive, but the small investors will bite the dust

[Anonymous No.18250721]

>>18250673
Boeing will stick around the US simply will not cede the duopoly to Airbus for a dozen geopolitical reasons. Infact the Boeing C-suite knows this and knows they have leverage to get a big deal. That's why they are pushing their luck. I don't know if there will be another dip though.

[Anonymous No.18250723]

>>18250692
Becky portfolio

[Anonymous No.18250724]

>>18250673
Do you think its gonna go back up? No one I know is saying sell it, but buying or holding if you have it already

[Anonymous No.18250727]

>>18250689
The original post was talking about covered puts, not cash secured puts

[Anonymous No.18250728]

>>18250699
I'm up 20% on 3.7k FOMO is a powerful force that can be used for good

[Anonymous No.18250731]

>>18250712
why would you short oil right now brainlet?

[Anonymous No.18250732]

>>18250692
Wendys, then jerk off to wendy girl lewds.

[Anonymous No.18250733]

>>18250640
kek wtf
imagine if he was successful, it would have been so bullish SPY would have reached an ATH

[Anonymous No.18250738]

>>18250699
>He shorted? Pump it.

[Anonymous No.18250751]

>>18250679
>attracted so much interest
heh
There's no way for individual retail fags like us to get into those juicy 12% bonds, right?

[Anonymous No.18250757]

>>18250700
It doesn't really matter as long as you're okay with losing some of it. Without fees you can do whatever.

[Anonymous No.18250758]

>>18250699
so weird. I have a fear of going long, I am much better at shorting.

[Anonymous No.18250760]

>GE 6.6x
Time to buy?

[Anonymous No.18250764]

Why the fuck is DFFN tanking? It's literally prolapsing my gaping asshole right now. Reeee!

[Anonymous No.18250771]

>>18250509
kek. Who says the coof meme can't be funny?

[Anonymous No.18250777]

>>18250692
starbucks for white girls, put it on your tinder profile that Youre a Starbucks shareholder lmao

[Anonymous No.18250780]

>>18250731
if he shorted it the moment trump tweeted on the assumption trump is gay and dumb he'd have made mad money

[Anonymous No.18250782]

>>18250615
I'm trying fellow SOXL bro

[Anonymous No.18250783]

Thanks for telling me about SCO I made 20 dollars.

[Anonymous No.18250786]

JEROME
>y-yes Mr. President....
ACTIVATE THE POOMPS
>b-but theyre tired
I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MEN BLEED FROM THEIR EYES, WE'RE MOONING THIS BITCH
>b-but w-we're running out of worke-
FORCE THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN TO DO THEIR WORK IF THEY DIE, FORCE THEIR FRIENDS, THEIR FRIENDS FRIENDS, THEIR FAMILIES, THEIR FAMILIES FAMILIES
>b-but wh-
DO IT OR YOURE FIRED AND I PUT BERNANKE IN CHARGE
>b-b-bu-
I NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT, POOMP IT

NOW

[Anonymous No.18250790]

>>18250731
Because the pump was the perfect opportunity to short and is already deflating. You don't want 10-15% over a few hours?

[Anonymous No.18250796]

>>18250760

[Anonymous No.18250801]

>>18250447
Thanks for buying my puts.

[Anonymous No.18250802]

>>18250724
Definitely don't sell. If you're longterm bullish and don't think the company will go under then hold until you make a profit. Unless you think youre ahead of a big drop off and want to recover cash to reinvest despite a temporary loss. This shit is just educated gambling.

[Anonymous No.18250803]

>>18250640
This is what Q larp does to lonely bitter incels past their prime

[Anonymous No.18250805]

>>18250782
Hold the line brother lol

[Anonymous No.18250810]

>>18250786
these aren't really that funny if you post them literally every fucking day

[Anonymous No.18250813]

>>18250648
Yeah and I bet your dumbass boomer dad still thinks SEARs is in business

[Anonymous No.18250815]

>>18250731
Because it pumped a shit ton and is currently above average price?

[Anonymous No.18250816]

Trump tweets are so fucking powerful that they literally can turn the tide of the markets. It's fucking bullshit. I sold my oil stocks yesterday because who knows when the fuck the oil war will be resolved. But then today he tweets something out his ass and all of a sudden oil stocks are soaring. FUCK!!!

[Anonymous No.18250817]

>ABSOLUTELY BULLISH

[Anonymous No.18250819]

>>18250640
it's priced in

[Anonymous No.18250823]

>>18250783
Yeah same, thank you anon who told me about SCO right after Russia confirmed lies about oil, should've dived in more but it's fine, money is money.

[Anonymous No.18250826]

Sco gang when do we sell? Idk if to HODL into tomorrow or sell at 35 today

[Anonymous No.18250830]

>>18250727
Fuck, then I'm doubly retarded
No wonder I'm a bull

[Anonymous No.18250834]

>>18250817
Nothingburger

[Anonymous No.18250835]

>>18250596


TECH- 50% weight

FB
APPL
GOOGL
MSFT
TSLA
SWKS

Food/RESTAURANTS-10%
MCD
SBUX
KO

Asset managers-10%
BIP
BAM

Energy-10%
BER
NEE
CVX

TRAVEL-10%
CCL
DAL
UBER

Defense/Aerospace-10%
LMT
NOC
RTX

Choose one from each category and buy a stock, actually analyze the fundamentals of the balance sheet, debt, cash, equity. This will familiarize you with lots of different sectors. Just know that most here do not beat the market. Your best bet is choosing really solid large cap companies and letting them grow for you. Remember, this will be money you do nothing to get. If you want to day trade, get thinkorswim and do paper trading first.

[Anonymous No.18250837]

Can someone explain to me why ZOOM(ZM) is worth 40 billion?

[Anonymous No.18250838]

>>18250817
I refer you to >>18250819

[Anonymous No.18250842]

>>18250669
I'm a firm """Investor""" of Bear-Cuck Intl.
'Your AAAAAAA is our smugpost'

>>18250733
this man gets it

[Anonymous No.18250844]

>>18250826
OPEC is having an emergency meeting tomorrow
Them approving cutting back barrels will fuck you
No deal with moon you

[Anonymous No.18250845]

>>18250816
he lied

[Anonymous No.18250848]

>>18250689
still a retard
>major in finance
the absolute state of education (((system))) cucks

[Anonymous No.18250849]

>>18250790
Should we hold SCO until end of friday?

[Anonymous No.18250859]

>>18250413
I missed this. Can somebody repost, please?

[Anonymous No.18250861]

Jerome's back from the meeting, pumping will begin shortly.

[Anonymous No.18250862]

>>18250810
espcially when he's not the original. I screenshotted the original from another spread, and now this guy is just trying to repeat the same joke.

poorly

[Anonymous No.18250864]

>>18250845
He fucked me.

[Anonymous No.18250867]

>>18250835
kek this is epic
that kid is going to get rekt if he does this

[Anonymous No.18250869]

>>18250817
>5% death rate

[Anonymous No.18250872]

>>18250410
Fuck the cruise doomers. I bought 100 NCLH a few minutes ago. Managed to snag 400 between $8 and $8.5 last month and sold between $13 and $15. I'll keep buying this shit down to $5. Boomers are already moving their beloved cruise vacation to next year. Any liner who survives is going to do well.

[Anonymous No.18250874]

>>18250413

Oy vey it's annuddah shoah

[Anonymous No.18250876]

>>18250710
>Wow a spic, what a value member of society
The beauty of it is his race will be recorded as "White" in the crime statistics

[Anonymous No.18250877]

>>18250844
Alright I'll take the bird in hand then, if we drop to 30 I sell or moon to 35 I sell. Today I'm out. Thanks lad

[Anonymous No.18250879]

>>18250428
It’s the only way to acquire shares. Degenerate gamblers will tell you to autistically watch the price with your finger over the market buy button so you don’t “lose money” but that’s pure delusion.

[Anonymous No.18250880]

Convince me not to buy AAL shares and hold them for 6+ months.

[Anonymous No.18250884]

>>18250842
then it's insignificant

slightly bullish if you're invested in railroad car construction

[Anonymous No.18250889]

>>18250665
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.18250893]

>>18250880
Anon, don't buy AAL shares and hold them for 6+ months.

[Anonymous No.18250896]

>>18250679
What does this mean. Why is it crashing if it's about to have billions of dollars

[Anonymous No.18250900]

what the fuck is this bounce

[Anonymous No.18250903]

>>18250835
RTX isn't even public until tomorrow. RTN is fucking killing me though.

[Anonymous No.18250907]

>>18250410
I bought 40 shares of CCL yesterday at 9.30 each yeah they have declined a bit more but there is still gonna be a lot of boomers left after this is all said and done and they love cruises. Also bookings for 2021 are up 9% year over year

[Anonymous No.18250916]

>>18250876
Guess his skin as priced in

[Anonymous No.18250925]

>>18250817
The upcoming thermonuclear war with china is also priced in anon, anything less than 8 billion deaths is 100% bullish

[Anonymous No.18250931]

/smg/, explain to me, why does it always seem to go much redder just before closing each day?

[Anonymous No.18250933]

>>18250916
Who knew white males were so dangerous?

[Anonymous No.18250936]

>>18250848
Don't be so negative, we all make mistakes

[Anonymous No.18250939]

red soon

[Anonymous No.18250940]

>>18250837
Everyone is using it for video conferences. Mostly schools.

[Anonymous No.18250941]

>>18250931
People don’t want to hold over night

[Anonymous No.18250943]

>>18250607
We've been through this game before and they didn't have enough storage. They don't know. They can't store their way out of this!

[Anonymous No.18250951]

>>18250731
Because it pumped a huge amount just because Trump shitposted about an imminent production cut when the Saudi response has been "we hope a meeting can happen soon" and Russia said that they haven't even talked to the Saudis. Let alone that the production cut Trump bullshitted would just barely cover the drop in demand from global lockdown, not even addressing the underlying supply glut that would require a total exit from production by both the Saudis and Russians to fix. Even if the Saudis completely kowtow to American demands, Russia has no reason not to use this opportunity to kill the petrodollar system. As far as bargaining chips, Trump would have to offer something like "We'll give you sole ownership of the moon" or "We'll dissolve NATO and look the other way as to the fate of Georgia, Ukraine, etc." to end this.

Oil is kill

[Anonymous No.18250953]

WE DID IT BOBROS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18250954]

>>18250616
Tesla produces almost no cars, lies about every other thing it produces and is one of the most valued stocks in the world.

The worlds a joke but jokes are meant to be funny

[Anonymous No.18250955]

We're red boys.

[Anonymous No.18250956]

>>18250931
BOG

[Anonymous No.18250958]

>>18250931
green - fed pump
red - daytrader sell off

[Anonymous No.18250960]

>>18250940
Don't you think it's a little over priced for what it is?

[Anonymous No.18250963]

>>18250931
Because holding overnight is risky. That's why Fridays are known to be red at end as well.

[Anonymous No.18250967]

>>18250936
you are right, good luck in this market fren

[Anonymous No.18250968]

>>18250802
Will it go sub-100 again? Is that in the realm of possibility or is it just a one off or should I just buy right now

[Anonymous No.18250969]

>>18250815
stop looking at 15 min charts. look at 4h and 1d. it's ripe for a loooong long.

[Anonymous No.18250973]

>>18250379
Very nice!

[Anonymous No.18250975]

>>18250939
RED NOW!

[Anonymous No.18250976]

>>18250837
Emotion. It's a comapny that actually profits off the Coronavirus. Well, its effects. Alot of investors see it as a safe bet until the bottom or when the virus recedes. Then when the market does bottom, its a race to get out of it. Hint: traders off wall street lose the race 9 times out of 10

[Anonymous No.18250977]

>>18250893
But why? They're just so cheap and they're getting a bailout.

[Anonymous No.18250980]

>Louisiana +2726
Where's that anon that claimed Louisiana figures were "slowing down" I wonder

[Anonymous No.18250983]

>>18250941
>>18250963
Was this common last year when it was going up?

[Anonymous No.18250985]

Are the feds nationalizing the market

[Anonymous No.18250990]

I've lost everything.

[Anonymous No.18250992]

>>18250954
Tesla stock is a just a proxy for all of Elon Musks endeavors.

[Anonymous No.18250994]

>>18250536
Holding for like 3 weeks with this fake and gay economy .. wont sell until dow hits 15 idgaf

[Anonymous No.18250997]

what are the chances WTI legit goes under entirely? that number is getting pretty low

[Anonymous No.18251000]

>>18250943
Exactly. The market cannot take this much longer.
You might do okay in the short term with shorting oil, but long you want to be in producers.

[Anonymous No.18251006]

>>18250849
It's hard to say with the Friday emergency OPEC meeting. I think take profits if SCO is at $34 or better end of the day. It's likely to trickle down more tomorrow, but if there's any hint of a deal it'll crater. I'm starting to lean more towards selling today as more news comes out.

[Anonymous No.18251009]

>>18250835
I'm a retard and even I can tell thats bad

[Anonymous No.18251014]

>>18250976
So what you're saying is to make a plan to short ZOOM?

[Anonymous No.18251019]

>>18250867
It's literally all blue chips except for 2-3, I do not see the problem.

[Anonymous No.18251028]

Should i just sell? Shouldnt have made this bet, normies prop up stocks like this.

[Anonymous No.18251027]

>>18250976
Have you not seen the news, anon?
It makes zero sense that this shit company is worth more than pennies.

[Anonymous No.18251032]

>>18250983
No trumps 4 year permabull lie made everything a green day. we are speaking about normal markets, permabull delauional markers that go up 10% every year do not apply

[Anonymous No.18251035]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.18251037]

>>18250835
-10 weight from travel
-10 weight from energy
-10 weight from tech
+10 weight to asset managers
+20 weight to defense

[Anonymous No.18251044]

>Live Nation

LIGHTS OUT
GORILLA RADIO

[Anonymous No.18251045]

>>18250536
Normally I'd sleep comfy on that with this kind of unlimited bad news, but the clown market could easily pump all my weekly gains away. Gotta watch your leveraged etfs.

>>18250669
>Buy Alex Jones futures
>He shows up at your house to deliver a box truck full of protein shake powder

[Anonymous No.18251046]

>>18250960
Everything is overpriced in an inflated economy

[Anonymous No.18251047]

>>18250916
kek all manlets

[Anonymous No.18251052]

>>18250960
Holy shit I hadn't even looked at the price. Jesus fucking christ, overpriced doesn't even begin to describe it. Short it at the end of this pandemic and become a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.18251062]

>>18250997
You bobos are getting so greedy it's starting to hurt your thinking ability.

[Anonymous No.18251071]

>>18251045
>>Buy Alex Jones futures
>>He shows up at your house to deliver a box truck full of protein shake powder

Lol

[Anonymous No.18251075]

>>18250997
100%

[Anonymous No.18251077]

>>18250960
Market share is through the roof, and everyone loves it because "it just works" and is less complicated than competitors. The only thing holding Zoom back right now is the recent security issue, but that's not going to be enough when corona created so much immediate demand.

[Anonymous No.18251086]

WHO IS KEEPING THIS IN THE GREEN

[Anonymous No.18251091]

>>18250968
I am certainly not the person to ask. Do what i do, wait for a new thread and ask your question near the start of the thread. Usually gets more attention that way. There has been a month long debate whether we've hit the bottom or not, so nobody really knows for sure, or at the least a sizeable amount of people disagree with the people with the real answer. The Fed pumping trillions of dollars is making the market less predictable. Watch when bad news comes out, for some reason it usually coincides with the stocks going up. It's hilarious but makes predicting the market difficult.

[Anonymous No.18251099]

>>18251052
sorry I was looking at the wrong zoom. But yeah still pretty overpriced.

[Anonymous No.18251102]

>>18251062
not a bear i'm thinking long

[Anonymous No.18251104]

>>18251086
redditors "buying the dip"

[Anonymous No.18251107]

i tried to warn you about oil. it's never staying under 24 again

[Anonymous No.18251109]

>>18251028
you merely adopted the darkness. I was born in it

[Anonymous No.18251112]

>>18251086
Who else?

[Anonymous No.18251114]

>>18251077
Zoom is actually a pretty shitty platform imho.
A tech giant can make something better than it over night.

[Anonymous No.18251117]

>>18250968
Below 200? Absolutely. Below 100? Probably not.

[Anonymous No.18251118]

Hope the scogang got out, ended up with 10% instead of 20%. Too greedy FUARCK

[Anonymous No.18251119]

Bros, why is oil pumping?

[Anonymous No.18251121]

>>18250404
literally don't bother, nothing makes sense anymore. you could spend a month studying those sources then look at today's market and ask "what the fuck?"

[Anonymous No.18251125]

>>18251102
We've started wars over oil before dude.

>>18251107
You try to tell them and they refuse to listen.
You hate to see it.

[Anonymous No.18251128]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND WILL LITERALLY FUCKING DIE IF THE MARKET TOUCHES RED

[Anonymous No.18251130]

>Shorted the bottom
>Longed the top
I want everyone to point at laugh at me. Im a living /biz/ meme of failure and stupidity.

[Anonymous No.18251132]

WE'RE GOING TO WAR WITH VENEZUELA STOP SELLING YOUR DEFENSE STOCKS THERE'S NO REASON FOR KRATOS AND RAYTHEON TO BE DOWN

[Anonymous No.18251133]

>>18251037
Tech is overweight, 100% admit, was just a rough outline. Agree on travel. Energy is weighted fine, agree on asset managers, defense is weighted just fine lol, 30% defense is a bit much. The weighting is unimportant, I told him to pick one stock from each category. Better than an index fund for a newbie because he can actually identify with the companies he is invested in. More incentive to research.

[Anonymous No.18251143]

whats happening with sco

[Anonymous No.18251144]

>>18251086
>2:30 – 2:50 pm: Treasury Coupons 0 to 2.25 year sector, for around $19 billion

[Anonymous No.18251148]

>>18251117
For Boeing? It's been sub 200 for a while.

[Anonymous No.18251158]

>>18250813
Not a Huey Pilot boomer, fuck those guys

[Anonymous No.18251160]

When can DAX get back from the shitter?
can i invest in sdax in the meantime?

[Anonymous No.18251162]

>>18250969
Not when the countries controlling its value wants it lower kek'd

[Anonymous No.18251164]

>>18251086
shorts profit taking and covering their asses in case trump actually pulls something off

he is pretty unpredictable
i would never have said before yesterday's conference "oh he's gonna talk about narcotraffic tonight"

[Anonymous No.18251165]

>>18251109
When does this shit expire? How fucking retarded are you dude? it crossed under 17 once 2 weeks ago why would you go so short term

[Anonymous No.18251166]

I turn around and crude pumped AGAIN what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18251167]

Wait, what's the difference between zoom techonlogies and zoom comunications?

[Anonymous No.18251168]

>>18251114
Overnight isn't fast enough when every school and business is using it now. Also, tons of hardware is sold as zoom-certified, and video conference kits are flying off the shelves right now. Zoom is going to stay on top until late summer.

[Anonymous No.18251176]

Welp...you asked for it

[Anonymous No.18251182]

>>18251119
Trump tweet about potential Russia SA deal on pumping oil

[Anonymous No.18251183]

>>18251168
Why did zoom overtake Skype?

[Anonymous No.18251184]

>>18251077
The security issue is far from small and far from the only problem. I took a look at it last year and the implementation is a fucking disaster security-wise. It's also just kinda meh in general.
This doesn't matter though because the market value of things has absolutely nothing to do with the objective value in practice.

[Anonymous No.18251194]

>>18251182
clown economy

[Anonymous No.18251195]

>>18251117
Thank fren, its been below 200 and probably will stay there for a while until this whole thing subsides.

[Anonymous No.18251196]

>>18250529

I'm the guy who bought 300$ of it. I was literally up 50$ five minutes ago and now I'm down -25$.

the fuck happened in the span of 5 minutes lol

[Anonymous No.18251198]

>>18251133
100% defense raytheon only balanced portfolio, they make like right different kinds of missiles and with the UTX merger they now own Pratt and Whitney

[Anonymous No.18251202]

>>18251182
Is this one going to debunked immediately too?

[Anonymous No.18251207]

>>18251130
i know that feel

[Anonymous No.18251210]

>>18251009
What's bad about it?

[Anonymous No.18251211]

Imagine buying SCO right now, lol.

[Anonymous No.18251212]

>oil in the past five minutes

What even

[Anonymous No.18251213]

>>18251165
expires tomorrow. I bought it when it was in the $20s. Post $17 valuation.

[Anonymous No.18251214]

is this market some sort of scam to fuck small investors out of their money, since the large corporations are in the know about the WH announcments? and why is that orange fucking retard tweeting about developments in foreign policy that impact the economy. it literally screams insider trading.

[Anonymous No.18251215]

>>18251167
nothing it's the same thing

[Anonymous No.18251219]

SPY volume much higher than it has been lately

[Anonymous No.18251220]

>>18251167
https://investorplace.com/2020/03/zoom-zm-stock-confusion-potential-zoom-video-investors/

[Anonymous No.18251225]

>sold my oil short just at the right time
Nice.

[Anonymous No.18251228]

>>18251182
I mean why pumping now? That deal was proven fake 2.5 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.18251229]

>>18251168
Good point.
It'll most likely retract once this is all over, but still meet greater highs.

[Anonymous No.18251231]

>>18251211
hahahahaha yeah hahahaha couldn't be me hahaha

[Anonymous No.18251232]

XOM 37/36.5 Credit Spread

Look at it

[Anonymous No.18251233]

>>18251214

>why is the POTUS communicating positive news to the people he serves as things happen

I want redditors to leave

[Anonymous No.18251234]

>>18250777
this would probably actually work well as an icebreaker.

[Anonymous No.18251235]

Trump's tweets are like cruise missiles that come out of nowhere and randomly wreck my gains

[Anonymous No.18251243]

>>18251183
Skype is too complex for impromptu meetings, and has lost market share for video calls generally. Skype for Business (formally Lync) is the only thing keeping it relevant.

[Anonymous No.18251244]

>>18251231
I tried to warn you all >>18250607

[Anonymous No.18251246]

>>18251220
lmao

[Anonymous No.18251250]

>>18251228
>denied by the kremlin
>proven fake

[Anonymous No.18251255]

What's a good price for Amazon?

[Anonymous No.18251258]

what time is the dump starting today? yesterday i think it was around this time

[Anonymous No.18251260]

>>18251250
>posted by trump
>proven true

[Anonymous No.18251262]

>>18251225
I can't sell mine cause of pattern day trading rule lol. whatever. I was up 20 dollars down I'm down 10!! Fuck!!!! I coulda bought a damn sandwhich. You know if the sandwhich stores were open.

[Anonymous No.18251263]

>>18251233
nigger you are probably too stupid to understand this, but tweeting about shit and actual diplomacy are 2 different things. aren't you tired of winning? how's the wall going? he gave 10 trillion of tax money to people who should be going broke right now. and stop using reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.18251264]

>>18251194
>Trump: just talked to my buddies, it's all good. They told me so.
Everyone buys gas stocks.

>>18251202
God I hope so. I still wasn't done buying. To be fair, there's still a surplus of supply and with everyone in the world in quarantine, demand is way down. There still could be more short term losses in oil.

[Anonymous No.18251266]

>>18250835
Tech section looks ok but not sure about the rest of it

[Anonymous No.18251268]

>>18251228
Technical traders covering after a fib point hit.

[Anonymous No.18251272]

>>18251228
Wasnt it actually just that Putin didnt talk with the Saudis? Doesnt mean trump didnt talk with them both? I dont know.

[Anonymous No.18251273]

This is a bear market

[Anonymous No.18251275]

>>18251198
They have too much exposure to airlines now imo, if there is a second wave of this virus then people might not be travelling for a long fucking time, delta went through a 1 billion line of credit in 3 days. It is safe to assume they won't be ordering planes any time soon.

[Anonymous No.18251276]

>>18251198
Raytheon huh? I'll have to look into that

[Anonymous No.18251278]

>>18251260
whatever dude, keep shorting American Shale, put your money where your mouth is.
You bet one way, I'll bet the other.

[Anonymous No.18251280]

OH NO BULL BROS
> OH NO BULL BROS
OH NO BULL BROS
> OH NO BULL BROS
OH NO BULL BROS
> OH NO BULL BROS
OH NO BULL BROS
> OH NO BULL BROS
OH NO BULL BROS
> OH NO BULL BROS
OH NO BULL BROS
> OH NO BULL BROS OH NO BULL BROS
> OH NO BULL BROS
OH NO BULL BROS
> OH NO BULL BROS

WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.18251283]

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/351498163175178240?s=21

Has this been priced in?

[Anonymous No.18251285]

>>18251225
Did you get the top? Fuark I sold off during the dip at 30, could have made 20% instead of 10%

[Anonymous No.18251288]

Was doing some work earlier and didn't get to watch early market. What caused the huge swing in oil today? I can't find any news on it

[Anonymous No.18251295]

>He bought?
>Tweet it

[Anonymous No.18251298]

Bright side is that there will a lot of job openings if you survive corona

[Anonymous No.18251299]

>>18251243
Skype for Business sucks nuts. We've been using it because people figured out last week you can just dial into Zoom meetings from any number. I want my Zoom Room back.

[Anonymous No.18251302]

>>18251125
>wars over oil
right... so what exactly are you trying to tell me? WTI is fucked or no?

[Anonymous No.18251304]

>>18251263

Again, I want r/politics to go and stay go. You're a fucking retard and if this is your first time seeing Trump tweet about his affairs as he does them then you were born a week ago. He doesn't care about your shitty little robinhood account you faggot.

[Anonymous No.18251305]

>>18251263
>tweeting about shit and actual diplomacy are 2 different things

Not in 2020

[Anonymous No.18251307]

>>18251283
God trump was so much better before he was president

[Anonymous No.18251310]

What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18251312]

>>18251302
The US government isn't going to let it's means to energy independence go under.

[Anonymous No.18251314]

>>18251283
ahhh yes, the nigger tapes
we have dismissed that claim

[Anonymous No.18251313]

>>18251283
What in the fuck

[Anonymous No.18251322]

>>18251273
thats because chads only get laid and never write back

[Anonymous No.18251321]

>>18251228
At this point, I think people are expecting us to invade Venezuela since they're broke and have no way to fund an army. We install that Juan Guaido guy as El Presidente and try to stabilize oil.

[Anonymous No.18251326]

>>18251310

Bullish and Priced In

[Anonymous No.18251327]

>>18251283
>https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/351498163175178240?s=21
>it's real
kek
fuck lyin ass fatty Paula Deen
of course trump loved her

[Anonymous No.18251329]

What should I do with my SCO holdings now

[Anonymous No.18251332]

>>18251298
Will I be able to walk into a store and ask for a job like the boomers say lmao

[Anonymous No.18251342]

I just don't even know how to explain this man

[Anonymous No.18251344]

>>18251283
TRUMP
>y-yes Vladimir
ACTIVATE THE SHITPOST MACHIN
>b-but theyre tired
I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MEN BLEED FROM THEIR EYES, WE'RE MOONING THIS BITCH
>b-but w-we're running out of worke-
FORCE THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN TO DO THEIR WORK IF THEY DIE, FORCE THEIR FRIENDS, THEIR FRIENDS FRIENDS, THEIR FAMILIES, THEIR FAMILIES FAMILIES
>b-but wh-
DO IT OR YOURE FIRED AND I PUT BERNIE IN CHARGE
>b-b-bu-
I NEED MY OIL CHEAP, SHITPOST IT

[Anonymous No.18251346]

>>18251298
job openings at the crematory maybe

[Anonymous No.18251348]

>This is all that Bobo can muster
260 EOD

[Anonymous No.18251350]

>>18251332
Yes just give'em a firm handshake

[Anonymous No.18251354]

>>18251351
>>18251351
new
>>18251351
>>18251351

[Anonymous No.18251355]

>>18251283
lmao

[Anonymous No.18251356]

EOD DUMP HERE WE GOOOO

[Anonymous No.18251358]

>>18251313
2013

[Anonymous No.18251364]

>>18251198
RTN is sinking so we'll see

[Anonymous No.18251366]

>>18251275
That's a solid argument for why SPR keeps going down despite me willing the red line to be green; but Raytheon is pure defense. UTX will give them some unwanted-at-the-moment commercial aerospace exposure, but in the long term it's a solid company.

I wasn't seriously suggesting an RTX only portfolio though, that was memes

[Anonymous No.18251369]

>>18251344
>muh rusha
Christ you cunts are retarded

[Anonymous No.18251373]

>>18251329
>He didnt sell
Pray to God the deal tomorrow goes to shit. If it doesnt then you will lose everything

[Anonymous No.18251375]

Guys... I slept in, what the hell did I miss?

Apparently BLOMPF called up boomer joe and told him to pamp eet?

>>18251346
nice
I'm not a people person anyway

[Anonymous No.18251376]

>>18251280
Psssh, both you bulls and bears got too cocky
Nothing personel though

[Anonymous No.18251378]

>>18251262
15 dollars!!! Two sandwiches!!! Saudi help me!!!

[Anonymous No.18251380]

>>18250786
unfunny autism

[Anonymous No.18251382]

>>18251304
he's insider fucking trading with this shit, he has been for fucking years now. go defend him some more. he ignored this shit for months, played it down and instead of fucking dealing with the crisis his solution is to bail out the fuckers who never prepare for crashes, because they'll get bailed out. and every american is fucking paying for it. they throw you scraps of your own fucking dollars, to keep you docile. fuck back off to Q twitter faggot.

[Anonymous No.18251393]

>>18251283
>June 2013

[Anonymous No.18251399]

>>18251312
seems like a sure thing to long then
although i do see their founder was buying hundreds of thousands of shares back at $5 and has NOT bought lately

[Anonymous No.18251409]

>>18251369
Meh, I was just meme'ing.

[Anonymous No.18251425]

>>18251378
Do like me and starve yourself to make up for your losses.

[Anonymous No.18251435]

And wallah! Just like that, the Dow will never be below 0% again!

[Anonymous No.18251440]

>>18251162
this. be weary. XOP RDS and CVX will be ok, but this shit's gonna get slapped.

[Anonymous No.18251443]

>>18251378
It's going up. Thank you MBS. Thank you!!

[Anonymous No.18251448]

>>18251329
Hold for now, oil is going to creep back down going into tomorrow. The only potential setback is OPEC announcing an agreement at the emergency meeting tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18251492]

Buy reits they said. Safe they said. You dont have to take the risk of owning a home they said. Now 4 of em are risk of going to 0 aaaaaaaa
If I bought a home I wouldnt lose it whether property values dropped 90%, this on the on the other hands gets dividends cut and share prices drop!

Aaaaaaaaaaa


Question how do i get a bank loan to open up my own reit wherein failure means i lose nothing and success means i only work 8 hour days at most, 4 times a week, because im the boss of an LLC that kinda just sits back while the cash rolls in during non bearish seasons?

I mean look at all those companies that fail. The founder makes money and bankruptcy means only the company itself is liquadated. Literally working for yourself with no downside as the bank cant come after your personal wealth.

[Anonymous No.18251499]

kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.18251542]

finished my short position on SBUX, 65$ average

[Anonymous No.18251574]

>>18251219
are we finally dumping?

[Anonymous No.18251577]

Hahahaha hey guys, how are y'all doing today? Crazy stuff in the markets, huh.

[Anonymous No.18251611]

>>18250596
Puts on Tesla.

[Anonymous No.18251634]

>>18250616
Itll hit 100 this year.

[Anonymous No.18251710]

Alright the FED is done pumping, commence dump

[Anonymous No.18251800]

>>18251492
wtf are you investing in that can go to 0 for reits? There are so many good quality cheapies there that there is no point gambling with obscure bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18251870]

>>18250907
based, end up making money from that

[Anonymous No.18252059]

wtf this shit is still at $249 where i left it 3 hours ago? fuck this crab SPY, why wont this shit fucking crash?

[Anonymous No.18252086]

>>18251210
Thats alot of money to spend on investments, I have alot of cash on hand, but I would have to go all in to afford that, Maybe I could do it little by little and invest part of my pay every month

[Anonymous No.18252227]

DO NOT SHIT UP THIS THREAD WITH /pol/ SPERGING. TAKE THAT SHIT TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD

[Anonymous No.18252236]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.18252270]

Oil will crash to 20/barrel either before market close or shortly after market close.

You had all fucking day to load up on puts dont say you never got the chance.

[Anonymous No.18252487]

oil is only thing happen today
CRAB DAY CRAB DAY CRAB DAY

[Anonymous No.18252520]

EOD dump or pump you guys thinking?

[Anonymous No.18252621]

>>18252520
Pump maybe. People have started to figure out that trump will do ANYTHING to keep the market up. Nothing is off the table with him at the wheel. Hell he'll nuke Russia if it means they'll stop pumping oil and then brag about how he ensured less competition for American companies.

[Anonymous No.18252773]

>>18250404
Pretty much this >>18251121. Study the Fed more than the market and you’ll have it down to a science. Or buy penny stocks in pharmaceuticals and hope they cure cancer.

[Anonymous No.18252980]

>>18250541
enjoy getting rekt