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Bobos to my office, please. We have 40 minutes.

>6.6million jobless
>Coco has almost made 1 million friends
>Almost 50,000 best friends
>No sign of slowing down
>National lockdown coming soon

You've got a lot to work with. I'd like to see a 10% drop on the dow please and BTC below 5k by the end of the day.

Get to work.

>> No.18245001

PRICED
IN

>> No.18245058

>>18244954
no bobos left they all died yesterday

>> No.18245088
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18245088

You're lucky I brought my work laptop, boss.

>> No.18245131

What is the fucking plan i cant hold on to these usdt much longer i need to short something

>> No.18245295
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18245295

>>18244954
aye aye captain
loading the dump now

>> No.18245299

>>18244954
expecting the market to moon then?

>> No.18245376
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18245376

>blocks your path

>> No.18245406
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18245406

what time does market open?

>> No.18245412

>>18245406
Right about now

>> No.18245439
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18245439

looking good bobros

>> No.18245474

>>18245439
It's literally pumping right now

>> No.18245501
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18245501

looks like I need my reading glasses... errr... I think I had the chart upside down

>> No.18245585

>Job report gets completely ignored last week
>White house hints a possible false flag last night
>Bears think the economy won't jump at the hint of a new war

>> No.18245610

Dubs and we DOMP EET

>> No.18245613
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18245613

bobos literally getting dabbed on rn

>> No.18245665

>>18245474
npcs are buying the dip, normal service will resume soon

>> No.18245703

>>18245665
See. I was right.

>> No.18245722

>6.6m jobless
Decidedly bullish. Forecasting a 2% pump.

>> No.18245727

>>18245613
You were saying?

>> No.18245739

>>18245703
It's literally pumping right now

>> No.18245751

>>18245665
worship your moloch line, shlomie

>> No.18245775

>>18245751
t. seething npc bullcuck

>> No.18245804

>>18245739
dumping*

>> No.18245807

>>18245722
This. When people get fired the lowered self-esteem and inhibition makes normies greedy. I've had some friends get layed off and literally all they did was gamble money on online poker. This is when dumb money rolls in. Decidedly bullish af iykyk.

>> No.18245828

is this the bobo cope thread?

>> No.18245844

>>18245804
You're looking at the wrong chart sweety

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18245923

uh s-sir.. shouldn't we get a quick run down before we call (them)