Hop in LINK you idiots, this is your ticket to the moon

[Anonymous No.18238344]

Let's see where do I start? You want to sail in the Mediterrean? You want to visit some of the exclusive clubs in Monaco? Want to stay in a villa in France? Ski in the Swiss Alps? Then BUY LINK motherfuckers

Let's summarize
>Price is $2
>Any wagie can buy 1000 tokens for a couple grand
>End of the year those tokens are worth $1000
>You now have $2 million
>You're smarter than that, you bought 10000 LINK for $20k
>Now worth $20 million
>It's that easy

Order now and we'll throw in 5 extra LINK tokens, a $5000 value given to you free! But wait, there's more!

>Sergey has SWIFT, AMZN, AAPL, GOOG, FB/LIBRA, JPMorgan

You guys, I'm not kidding, $10k per token. You cannot see the value in this because you're thinking small. I am a top 200 wallet because I am not your average stinker. I've been in this game for a long time. Buy now and you'll be able to quit your job within 6-8 months easy.

[Anonymous No.18238404]

>>18238344
scam

[Anonymous No.18238407]

>>18238378
They pass another one, stonks continue being irrational.

[Anonymous No.18238408]

>>18238383
This. So much this.

[Anonymous No.18238429]

>>18238323
I have 6k in xom. Pls don't fail me oil

[Anonymous No.18238438]

>>18238353
>>18238383
>>18238404
>>18238408
April Fool's bitches. This is your anti-LINK captain speaking.

[Anonymous No.18238440]

>>18238344
all the link thread.. stinks of desperation.. a foul smell.
logic dictates people who have information that allows the accumulation of wealth would value said info at a much higher price than 0 i.e. spam threads.

[Anonymous No.18238473]

>>18238447
Fat "people" is an oxymoron. Worthless eaters need to be gassed.

[Anonymous No.18238482]

>>18238255
Where do I apply?

[Anonymous No.18238496]

>>18236847
Patrician taste OP

[Anonymous No.18238557]

>>18237917
Yep. Our unemployment stats are like what chicks do when redefine the number of guys they sleep with and don't count one night stands, guys they regret sleeping with, guys they can't admit they slept with or they'll get socially ostracized (friends' boyfriend/husband), 3 ways, guys they slept with when they were younger than 16, and so on until they arrive at "teehee I only slept with 3 guys :)" Real unemployment should include everyone making less than the monthly average mortgage, home owner's insurance, and property tax payment on a $150,000 property in their county in a week. So if that number is $900 and you make less than $900 a week you should be counted as unemployed.

[Anonymous No.18238558]

>>18238440
I've been saying that for years. My trip isn't working right now, but this is your dear UncleOldfag. No coofing allowed in here by the way, take it to the Mumbai Chainlink Club

[Anonymous No.18238820]

>>18238344
>Let's see where do I start? You want to sail in the Mediterrean? You want to visit some of the exclusive clubs in Monaco? Want to stay in a villa in France? Ski in the Swiss Alps? Then BUY LINK motherfuckers
Kek sounds like every get rich quick video pop up ad on porn sites back in the day
>speaking of porn

[Anonymous No.18239171]

>>18238687
kek it pays to read

>>18238820
my favorite happening of the LINK disaster, this tops Gravel coin and MOAB any day

[Anonymous No.18239402]

>>18237644
Based

[Anonymous No.18239403]

>>18239321
LINK has been involved with countless "startups" that disappear shortly after partnering with them. It's all a scam

[Anonymous No.18240460]

>>18238344
>>Sergey has SWIFT, AMZN, AAPL, GOOG, FB/LIBRA, JPMorgan
Oh yeah I remember you twats using every one of those companies as ammo for shill threads. Too bad none of them were real.

[Anonymous No.18240791]

>>18240460
He literally said April fools

[Anonymous No.18240865]

Based uncle BTFOs ponzimarines again for the 1000th time this year, you know who it is unc, we are killing LINK with no survivors this time. SUB ICO EOY

[Anonymous No.18240894]

>>18240865
What’s up Schiff

[Anonymous No.18240925]

Sirgay 1000 lbs EOY

[Anonymous No.18240933]

1000 suicides EOY