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25 year old incel here. Am I missing out?

>> No.18235636

The world is ending and I never tried heroin.
28 year old straight edge here. Am I missing out?

>> No.18235639

Lost virginity at 28 here
Not really, it was great because I loved her but it wasnt worth the heartbreak

>> No.18235640

you're not missing anything particularly pleasurable
that said, how import is having sex to you on a scale from 1 to 10 (10 being the most important)?
can you tell us why you are an incel?

>> No.18235649

>>18235611
fuck your mother if you want fuck

>> No.18235676

>>18235649
This.

>> No.18235688

>>18235640
How do I have sex no one talks to me or is interested in me and no matches on tinder after tens of thousands of swipes or anywhere else, been trying for over 20 years

>> No.18235696

>>18235302
2 in 1 is both sides air fryer or 1 air 1 oil?

>> No.18235697

>>18235611
need a sauce boss

>> No.18235705

>>18235688
Try grindr

>> No.18235713

>>18235699
LOL

>> No.18235714

>>18235688
you can pay for a prostitute, but that brings up the question of whether you're looking for just sex or some type of romantic relationship

also is sex something very important to you?

>> No.18235721

>>18235512
oh god oh fuck

>> No.18235732

>>18234708
Let's see then

>> No.18235735

>>18235697
I've seen like 8 girls like my dating service site but I haven't got to see there reply because fuck the gay app. What do?

>> No.18235763

>>18235611
source

>> No.18235778

>>18235661
Based

>> No.18235784

>>18235640
It's about an 8. I get so horny sometimes I finger my asshole while watching blacked and cuckold porn

I look like a neckbeard and im just socially awkward

>> No.18235787

>>18235714
I tried prostitutes as well and they are all fake, not sure what their scam is but they have numbers that you call and it just says to leave a message, or you text it and it shows prices but they will never respond.

>> No.18235829

>>18235682
>>18235697
>>18235763
Crystal Lust look on Pornhub

>> No.18235834

>>18235633
>>18235651
>>18235661
Quick rundown on these bio IDs?

>> No.18235845

>>18235611
Take a trip to Thailand with me once this coronavirus bullshit passes. Your dick will ache and you'll be tired of sex after 10 days in Pattaya.

>> No.18235850

>>18235611
yeah, like a lot missing out

>> No.18235851

>>18235829
thanks bud

>> No.18235928

>>18235867
where can i buy this shitty oil???
i watched some broker but i cant buy oil stocks on any of them

>> No.18235929
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INFECTION PROOF

>> No.18235980

>>18235935
it is coofer friend

>> No.18235991

>>18235870
Don't have those, would probably have to travel thousands of miles across international borders.

>> No.18236094 [DELETED] 

>>18236079
>>18236077
>>18236032
>>18236028
>>18236001
>>18235950
>>18235932
>>18235907
>>18235901
Seethe

>> No.18236098

>>18236000
haha, mayyybeeee :)))

>> No.18236101

>>18234708
Count me in

>> No.18236137

>>18235894
Don't..you'll probably like it too much...took me years and several prison terms to get off vicodin and oxys...been ten years and I could probably do it tomorrow but I know I'd OD but this time will be the last

>> No.18236140

GET ME SICK

>> No.18236161 [DELETED] 

>>18236094
Seething over someone dishonoring a maiden online.

>> No.18236247

How the fuck do people not have enough money lying around to keep themselves afloat for a month?

>> No.18236257
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>>18235611
recession = cheap hookers

>> No.18236275

>>18236021
You mean, you wear a condom and fuck a rubber. No thanks bro

>> No.18236277

all of these people saying its not a big deal are full of shit. not getting laid for so long basically turns you into a porn addict

it rejuvenates your spirit and thats no joke

>> No.18236313

>>18236163
If you want an end of the world party with me myself and I, go do shrooms with LSD. Smoke a tonne of weed before during and after. Once the trip starts to fade ever so slightly, drop Molly.

>> No.18236358

>>18236290
you aint marrying her
incels should fuck hookers and stop worrying about sex

>> No.18236487 [DELETED] 

>>18236281
I still don't understand why anyone cares about this when the actual stock market is just as fraudulent and is pumped by artificial money printing.

>> No.18236514

>>18235834
Infected with corona.

>> No.18236528

>>18235611
The world isn't ending.

>> No.18236531

>>18229224
I'd suck her(his) dick

>> No.18236533

>>18235611
Yeah but did you know that sexual frustration / rage is a potent stimulant. I do nofap and think about how my oneitis is quarantining with some guy and having sex and use the explosive anger to lift weights. Feels kinda good.

>> No.18236560

>>18236533

I'm in a similar situation. Think I'm gonna try that out and start lifting.

>> No.18236567

>>18236277
That's the problem, never having been laid. You can only imagine the feeling. Which is much better than the actual thing. This is what it feels like:
Pussy is wet and smells like fish, or wet dog depending on the day. When you go down on her, the stubbles sting a bit, and it tastes like the smell but not as pugnant. Your tounge gets sore, and you keep on going for her out of love. Same thing goes around for her, sucking dick is not too comfortable for her. When she sucks you, you can't decidedly feel every little movement she makes. You notice mostly wet sucking. And if she's good, maybe some tounge action.
The feeling of comming go orgasm from a BJ feels a bit the same as the difference between tickling yourself or getting tickled by someone else. This fades so fast tho. you'll go back to the same feeling you get right now from masturbating.
Then for sex:
Sex is underwhelming because pussy is kinda frictionless, I've made awful statements like "is it in?" Lmao. If you're used to your lefty or righty, it might even be hard to stay hard so hopefully the girl makes you horny as fuck otherwise though luck. This will fade too.

Now this all still sounds okay and pleasurable, and it is. Except on a bad day, when she lays down, doesn't say no at all, looks away, you fuck her and there is no effort from her.
You're like, the fuck is up, "what's up?".
Wrong motherfucking statement man, should've said nothing. She says "nothing", you get mentally abused for 10 minutes of her not wanting to tell and comming with some shit like "I'm not in the mood anymore". The fuck you weren't in the first place so what the fuck is still up.

You'll have to deal with both sides man, it's a bad deal

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>>18235611

Yes and no

I had no luck with girls until I started using steroids. was always a code monkey with low confidence. Steroids and gym worked for me and i honestly recommend it to anyone who was in my position.

Trust me shrunken balls and slightly reduced fertility are a great trade for the crippling depression you now face.

The difference is night and day a buff nerd is apparently the peak of female desire. Could have any girl I want. Also got a GREAT job because the HR lady who interviewed me thought i was hot.

You literally have no choice but to conform to what society wants you to look like it does not even matter how ugly you are as long as you are young and buff.

get some crypto and Go to Eroids that is where i started. Stick to Testosterone for a while then work up.

>> No.18236596

>>18235935
Pic is photoshopped zoom in

>> No.18236605

i'm not gonna make it bros..

>> No.18236653
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>>18236402
stay mad loser while I fuck hot women for less than 100$

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>>18235611
What caused female ass hyperinflation?

>> No.18236708

>>18235834
you have corona. it is asymptomatic. ten posts from now your id will show up as infected.

>> No.18236716 [DELETED] 

Nice

>> No.18236718

>>18236559
Nature has counterbalances for everything. If you lose your sight then your hearing will become acute. If you're not fucking then it'll ramp up motivation to become more sexually successful as long as you don't short circuit it with artificial shit like porn.

>> No.18236725

>>18235611
Currently i have my fair share of sex. It's okay, but i still prefer to watch a very good movie, or eat a tasty meal.
Sex in my opinion is not good in itself, but it's a release when you crave it after about a week.
It's not awesome like you think it is. I never had sex with a girl i'm fully in love with thought. Might be different.

>> No.18236736

>>18235661
The absolute worse advice I’ve ever heard. You must be a heroin addict in the midst of addiction right now or you never tried it. But either way you talk foolishly

Heroin feels good, but it lies and betrays you in the end

>> No.18236744

>>18236257
I was actually just thinking about this. How is this impacting sex workers. The Vegas scene specifically

>> No.18236789

>>18236390
i'm 40 but kinda miss that those were the days... every day playing games watching anime jerking off it was perfection.

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18236829

Waiting on 30 oz of random coins and 1/10 oz of gold. When I get my Trump bux I will buy 50/50 split gold and silver.

>> No.18236881

>>18236743
looks like she pozzed you.

>> No.18236893

I am honestly more scared of my first kiss than my first sexual experience, if either ever even happen that is.

27 years old

>> No.18236952

>>18236630
Simping would have unironically been a good strategy at this time. I could have simped and offered for her to stay at my place but then she's completely reliant and you have to beta provide for her. This other guy did just that and won her over. So good for him. Still makes my monkey brain mad tho even though rationally I made the right choice.

>> No.18237111

I started losing my hair at like 20 and now at 27 I am still alone and will be forever and every day gets harder to cope.

>> No.18237113

Sex is kinda overrated by society and such, but if you've never had sex and you're in your mid 20's and want to do it, you gotta do it at least once.

>> No.18237147

>>18235611
no, I wish I was still a virgin desu

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reeeee

>> No.18237154 [DELETED] 

>>18237104
because america is a fascist country

>> No.18237164

>>18235611
how'd you manage that? even a schlub like me managed to get laid anon. you ugly or somethin?

>> No.18237202

I went to a brothel in germany when i was 16. Some chad friends invited me to come along and i didnt want to seem like a pussy. I was still a virgin at that time.

The sex was very,very underwhelming, but fapping to the memory that night was great. First time i shot ropes. i still fap to the experience to this day.

I have a gf now and its different but not much better. But i would 100% suggest incels to go fuck hoes. It is also really cheap in germany (i recall €35)

>> No.18237218

>>18237127
You are quarantined aren't you?

>> No.18237275

>>18236928
Talk to women not like she’s perfect but just like another person more condescending like

>> No.18237288

>>18237187
Nice Eminem lyric

>> No.18237306

>>18235611
Ive had lots of sex in the past with 7-8s but haven’t had any this past year besides a few drunk incidents that I wouldn’t necessarily classify as a full sex experience.
It fucking blows dude. The BEST part of sex is the build up TO sex. Getting horny, taking off each other’s clothes. The rush you get is similar to cocaine. THATS IT.
Once penetration starts, it just turns to a tiring, sweaty mess that usually smells pretty bad.
I don’t have ED or anything but I usually go soft halfway through just because I get uninterested. Also, if you jerk off a lot, which you probably do because you use 4chan, forget ejaculating unless you want to rub yourself off on her for 5 minutes after you’re done with penetration.
It’s not good, and I don’t plan to have sex again, at least not for a long time. I got /fit/, acted like a douchebag, did everything I was supposed to do to get pussy, it worked, I got pussy, and realized how much of a fucking sham it was. Whacking it to hentai is 100x a better experience