/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18232021]

JEROME HALP Edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

Prior thread
>>18231004

[Anonymous No.18232030]

I suck dick
_______________________
BagholderExtraordinaire#727

[Anonymous No.18232042]

>>18232021
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[Anonymous No.18232064]

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

[Anonymous No.18232067]

Tomorrow we will pump, bullbros!
Every (you) pumps the market tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.18232066]

can we make it 100 posts without a infected nigger?

[Anonymous No.18232068]

>>18232021
hello, is this the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thread?

[Anonymous No.18232074]

I WILL NEVER GET INFECTED

[Anonymous No.18232077]

burn a nigger kill a jew 16k in quarter 2

[Anonymous No.18232079]

Fucking loving it

[Anonymous No.18232083]

PLS 244 TODAY

[Anonymous No.18232094]

Stonks haven't been this interesting since the 18th of March when we shed 3K points at once.

[Anonymous No.18232096]

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.18232101]

NO BRAKES NO BRAKES.

[Anonymous No.18232105]

BULLS OUT TYING THE NOOSE

[Anonymous No.18232108]

collecting premium from you degenerate gamblers is the best thing ever.

[Anonymous No.18232112]

Literally this pic right now.
Come on, Jerome. All your friends have to be out of the market by now. You can stop pumping their bags.

[Anonymous No.18232117]

UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
>UNDER 20K

[Anonymous No.18232121]

Coof?

[Anonymous No.18232127]

>>18232112
and literally this pic tomorrow after the unemployment numbers come in

[Anonymous No.18232128]

Man today was a good day to short. Everything behaved so well. At the same time though, isn't this supposed to be the market with Infinite QE at its back?

[Anonymous No.18232130]

>>18232090
No buyers. Few sellers. Just market makers playing the Bid Ask

[Anonymous No.18232131]

>>18232070
Be a Theta Chad

[Anonymous No.18232145]

>internet coverage was down for me completly the last two days
>Was highly thinking about buying into the market the last two days
Saved by my shitty internet once again

[Anonymous No.18232147]

>>18232067
based hips

[Anonymous No.18232148]

>>18232128
Jerome got his pump taken away over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.18232149]

God: It’s just a prank, bro.

[Anonymous No.18232151]

>>18232147
that's a dude, dude

[Anonymous No.18232158]

allo, Jerome?
dump et

[Anonymous No.18232160]

>>18232138
Bearish af if true, previous youngest was 12 years old

[Anonymous No.18232168]

>>18231011
>>18231033
>>18231065

[Anonymous No.18232169]

Boomer father pulled 80% (hundreds of thousands) of his stocks this morning. Too much bad news coming out. Trump caving and reneging on opening up the economy over the last couple of days was the last straw.
Better to wait it out and buy low.

[Anonymous No.18232181]

>>18232090
what does
>low volume
mean?

[Anonymous No.18232184]

>>18232151
yeah he probably looks bad irl yeah but i know

[Anonymous No.18232188]

WE HIT -5%

[Anonymous No.18232195]

>>18230692
Based

[Anonymous No.18232197]

>>18232178
>investing in crypto
>ever

[Anonymous No.18232198]

lmao

[Anonymous No.18232200]

I hurt myself today

[Anonymous No.18232206]

>5%

[Anonymous No.18232210]

>>18232021
-5%

[Anonymous No.18232211]

If we hit 7% down the cicuit breaker trips. I don't expect that at this point in the game but the money printer ran out of print =3

[Anonymous No.18232216]

HERE IT COMES BREHS

[Anonymous No.18232217]

>>18232163
>-When will this pandemic be over?
July in countries that took serious containment measures at the start of the spread (USA not included)
>-What will life be like for normies afterwards?
unemployed
>-Will things ever go back to normal?
yes
>-if not, What will be the new normal?
same but we will all cross the street when we see a chink coming our way
>-Will we ever run out of food/medicine/weed/etc?
no

[Anonymous No.18232219]

>down 1000 pts
lol, 1000 pts? Nice "bear market" bearcucks

[Anonymous No.18232220]

I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18232223]

It's ogre.

[Anonymous No.18232225]

[Anonymous No.18232226]

Here's the cliff

[Anonymous No.18232231]

I told you we would go skydiving, /biz/.

[Anonymous No.18232234]

>>18231898

u sick ? get well

[Anonymous No.18232235]

>>18232163
MOST people who get infected are totally fine. This thing is either going to keep coming back, year after year, till it snipes all the sickly and weak OR we develop a vaccine/treatment for it and it becomes as common as the flu.

I, for one, think that a bit of a cleanse of humanity has been a long time coming and I prefer Corona as opposed to some dreadful war. In the end, things are going to be better than they were before. Remember the Black Death initiated the renaissance.

[Anonymous No.18232236]

>>18232211
only 20% down would do anyhting after 3:30, and it would halt trading for the remainder.

[Anonymous No.18232247]

Idiots, circuit breakers don't exist in the final 30 minutes. It's freefalling from here on out.

[Anonymous No.18232248]

>>18232189
>COVID was merely a means of mass sacrifice to Moloch
Ahh yes I now truely see

[Anonymous No.18232253]

>>18232164
It means you're gay anon. Only one cure for that I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.18232254]

>boeing leading the dump

[Anonymous No.18232258]

>SNSS ANON WHERE ARE YOUUUUU

[Anonymous No.18232259]

whats this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18232266]

>>18232247
WE PUMP NOW NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18232268]

why the fuck is this shit crashing i just bought some spy shares this morning

[Anonymous No.18232279]

>>18232236
Oh yeah. That is right. At this point it would take a 20% collapse to kill things. For some reason I forget about the specific time rules on the matter a bit.

[Anonymous No.18232287]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18232293]

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE
INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV INSIDE

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 2009
A DECADE LATER, NOW I CRY
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO WHEN I STILL FELT ALIVE
TO PLAY IN THE SUNSHINE
INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV INSIDE

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
IT WAS NEVER LIKE THIS 2009
A DECADE LATER, NOW I CRY
I WISH I COULD TURN BACK THE TIME

MY HEAD HURTS ALL THE TIME
I FEEL SO DEAD INSIDE
I THINK I WANNA DIE
I THINK I WANNA CRY
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME, BACK TO 2009
WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME, BACK TO 2009

[Anonymous No.18232294]

did the site just die for 2 minutes for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.18232295]

THEEEEEEEEEEERE IT ISSSSSSSSSSSS


JEROOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18232296]

>>18232259
It's called AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18232298]

>>18232265
Europe has been social distancing for a month and they're still at peak or before it

[Anonymous No.18232306]

God I love Corona-chan

[Anonymous No.18232313]

Sorry bulls, there are no circuit breaks on this ride anymore.

[Anonymous No.18232315]

We are in free fall. The next resistance point of SPY200 should be breached in following weeks. SPY 100 seems very likely to occur around May during peak of virus. If too many people die then the American economy could realistically implode with the stock market going to 0.

[Anonymous No.18232326]

>>18232270
The stock market is speculation, so technically if you got a huge amalgamation of opinions you could predict it using stats, but then you have the wild card that is Powel that throws a fucking dildo in the ass of your consensus from across the map.

[Anonymous No.18232332]

>>18232317
Small cap will simply not exist after this

[Anonymous No.18232333]

>>18232306
We have fed her more blood and she is pleased with our sacrifices.

[Anonymous No.18232336]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEEEEEEEEEE FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN'

[Anonymous No.18232338]

mfw i'm playing boomer and buying blue chips every dip and holding for decades

[Anonymous No.18232340]

lol trumptards and bullcucks thought the bottom wouldn't be before millions of dead americans.

[Anonymous No.18232341]

>>18232313

The bear grips you with it's jaws and slowly waits for the life to drain out of you.

[Anonymous No.18232344]

>>18232284
That's why you're supposed to only throw in 1% to bait the bogs

[Anonymous No.18232362]

ITS

ACCELLERATING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18232364]

>>18232337
Too early.

[Anonymous No.18232368]

"priced in"

[Anonymous No.18232370]

WHAT IS THIS PUMP

[Anonymous No.18232372]

>>18232317
>Factor investors btfo..

Just goes to show that old world economic models do not work during collapse of civilization. Their is no small cap premium when country has shutdown.

[Anonymous No.18232374]

>>18232284
Lay off the cocaine and until you're sober stop trading

[Anonymous No.18232377]

Is the circuit breaker gonna kick or nah?

[Anonymous No.18232378]

Why does the market seem to be reacting to news from a week ago instead of predicting the future like it's supposed to?

[Anonymous No.18232382]

Looks like Jerome woke up, bros. Time to go home.

[Anonymous No.18232384]

It hasn't even begun

[Anonymous No.18232386]

If the dow sheds another 800 points we will be back to the first day of last week and the last day of the week before.
Fucking hell I actually got caught off guard by this but thankfully I said fuck it and bought everything in sight on the day down.
At this point even if things go lower I can only profit as I'm just buying up stocks left and right and my quantity of buys can only increase. I'm now heavy in stocks at 1 dollar that are normally 5 to 10 dollars. Which means when we finally get upside I'm gonna fucking profit to hell and back.

[Anonymous No.18232385]

THAT FUCKING GREEN DILDO @ 15:45

[Anonymous No.18232388]

>>18232334
You know it's bad when KO crashes -5%

[Anonymous No.18232390]

FUCK YOU JEROME YOU BASTARD

[Anonymous No.18232394]

I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOU
I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOU
YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL
YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL
YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL

[Anonymous No.18232396]

>Jerome opens his console at the Federal Reserve
>whorunbartertown
>whorunbartertown
>whorunbartertown
>whorunbartertown
>whorunbartertown
>...

[Anonymous No.18232398]

>>18232353
Yes cuz volatility.

[Anonymous No.18232402]

>>18232338
>Holding to 0

Good luck with that. Most small caps will be bankrupt in a month. Large caps will follow. SPY will get close to 0 .

[Anonymous No.18232407]

>>18232390
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18232408]

>>18232377
Look at these coping bullfags, hoping for the circuit breaker to bail them out hahahah.

[Anonymous No.18232411]

>>1823231 4
You didn't get me you crafty jew!

[Anonymous No.18232414]

>>18232184
excuse mi?

[Anonymous No.18232415]

Hey Jerome!

[Anonymous No.18232417]

>>18232390
Nope, it’s back down, no worries anon. Huge dump right before market close, screenshot this

[Anonymous No.18232421]

How do I short real estate for the impending crash?

[Anonymous No.18232430]

FUCKING FED NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.18232433]

>thinking that pump will save anything
Nice try Jerome

[Anonymous No.18232437]

>Jerome finally takes a nap.
>His console is littered with cocaine and meth as well as adderol and gallons of vodka.
>In the time he sleeps the markets crash again and his phone is ringing nonstop.
>He reawakens to find the dow down 1000 points and everything around him on fire.

[Anonymous No.18232438]

>>18232414
The absolute lack of self-awareness

[Anonymous No.18232440]

>>18232410
Maybe because we're in a bear market

[Anonymous No.18232444]

>>18232402
you're retarded. i'm buying bluechips that obvious won't go under unless theres an apocalypse event and in that case money will be worthless anyways

[Anonymous No.18232445]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone.

[Anonymous No.18232446]

>>18232396
>I RUN BARTER TOWN

[Anonymous No.18232450]

>doubting the fed

[Anonymous No.18232454]

>>18232421
that trade was yesterday bub

*breathes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18232455]

oh no, eod fed pump

[Anonymous No.18232474]

REAL HUMAN BEING
AND A REAL HERO

[Anonymous No.18232476]

Gay eod pump time

[Anonymous No.18232478]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLjNy9-L_c

[Anonymous No.18232481]

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

[Anonymous No.18232487]

>>18232421
Go down to the courthouse and buy some poor slobs house at auction for pennies on the dollar with a “hard money” loan. Fix it up, refinance into a regular mortgage, then rent it out.

Literally how 2008 played out.

[Anonymous No.18232489]

>>18232396
lmao

[Anonymous No.18232492]

FUCKING HELL
look at that sell candle!

[Anonymous No.18232507]

Epstein was a crabchad

[Anonymous No.18232508]

>it's a "bears get liquidated in the last 10 minutes" episode

[Anonymous No.18232511]

>>18232482
FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG

FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG

FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG

[Anonymous No.18232513]

The closing 15 minute short covering this last month has been the easiest money in market history
>but muh fed
It’s not the fed you inbred, it’s short covering

[Anonymous No.18232514]

I am laughing so hard right now. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.18232518]

Never before have I seen so many people actively rooting for the economy to break down.
I love it

[Anonymous No.18232524]

>>18232468
that is false

[Anonymous No.18232527]

>JEROOOOOOOOOOME
when did /smg/ become reddit?

[Anonymous No.18232537]

>bought spxs at -5.1%
AAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Also went in tza
TO THE MOOOOOOOOON

I have mixed feelings right now

[Anonymous No.18232536]

bros, just gotta let you know, I just had a nasty fart and it REALLY stinks now

[Anonymous No.18232538]

>>18232138
Children of men headline sheeeeiit

[Anonymous No.18232539]

>>18232162
Yeah, but they have to see and feel it before we get going. People in high places are quite delusional and prone to ignore science and logic if it makes them upset, if you haven't noticed.

[Anonymous No.18232547]

>goes up only 0.5 %
>bulls already get cocky
KEK

[Anonymous No.18232552]

TVIX gang report in

[Anonymous No.18232554]

>>18232482
Why the fuck did you buy so many strikes?

[Anonymous No.18232555]

Green tomorrow though right

[Anonymous No.18232557]

PESTILENCE


DOOM

STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18232558]

>>18232454
>>18232487
It going to get worse from here, what options are there before I buy the house?

[Anonymous No.18232560]

w-woah dude

[Anonymous No.18232567]

>>18232482
what is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.18232569]

HOW MUCH WAS THAT PUMP JEROME
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE BEARS, BABY

[Anonymous No.18232571]

>>18232518
More like if we don't go into a recession now, we're heading into a bigger bubble that can actually kill the economy later down the road.

[Anonymous No.18232578]

And here I honestly thought wed see a -1k day, fucking Fed

[Anonymous No.18232579]

Do ETF returns include dividends and expense ratios or do those need to be separately calculated for long term gains/losses?

[Anonymous No.18232589]

>1823527
I (unironically) started it

[Anonymous No.18232608]

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.18232612]

THE FUCKING 10 YEAR IS AT .61 FUCK WE ARE FUCKED

[Anonymous No.18232614]

>>18232514
based, same here

[Anonymous No.18232624]

>>18232583
TVIX gang are incredibly wealthy and you dare question us?

[Anonymous No.18232627]

>>18232598
cough

[Anonymous No.18232630]

Tomorrow confirmed green. Buy while you can

[Anonymous No.18232631]

Over $1k today profit today, who's /TAchad/ here?

[Anonymous No.18232635]

lmao who the FUCK is buying right now?

[Anonymous No.18232637]

yeah lol pumping to 2500

[Anonymous No.18232663]

I'd just like to take this moment to say,
I DON'T HAVE ANY STOCKS

[Anonymous No.18232665]

>>18232514
Same eventhough I'm $300 down

[Anonymous No.18232666]

CLOSE IT


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ADDERALL, STIMULANTS, BLOODSTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM

[Anonymous No.18232667]

>>18232655
its VOILA you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18232670]

[Anonymous No.18232686]

>18232670

[Anonymous No.18232691]

>>18232675
They finally can afford it, duh.

[Anonymous No.18232694]

Last for futures at -6%

[Anonymous No.18232700]

Bought a bunch of CCL 1/15/21 @2.50p
Am I gonna make it, bros?

[Anonymous No.18232707]

OH JEROME, COME OUT AND PLAY

[Anonymous No.18232708]

>>18232665
Me too but if this bitch keeps dropping I'll be back to break even at least.

[Anonymous No.18232713]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

IT'S ALL RIGGED

AHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

[Anonymous No.18232716]

>>18232655
>Predicts dow will not be under 21K
>Dow proceeds to fall off a cliff.
20 seconds.
That's all it took for you to be wrong. 20 seconds.

[Anonymous No.18232718]

lol has the fed been priced out?

[Anonymous No.18232719]

>>18232675
>Not selling dips
This is why 90% of traders don't make money

[Anonymous No.18232725]

>>18232414
your face isn't as feminine as your hips bro, never will be

[Anonymous No.18232738]

I am a sucker for Biotech plays on trial readouts. ATHX has been on the news lately and I see volume is spiking insanely.
If their ARDS trial pans out this would be huge in Covid times (even without), I’ve already heard reports of similar undertakings in China and went in long at 3.30. I suspect with FTD and BARDA support they can read out this year and targets touted are 6-12$ by analysts. Again this is very risky and already becoming a bit old news but better than gambling on SPY

[Anonymous No.18232739]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4


WHEEEEEEEERE HAS MY SUPPORT GOOOONEEEEE.

[Anonymous No.18232740]

-1000

[Anonymous No.18232748]

>pump it
>dump it
>pump it
>dump it

[Anonymous No.18232779]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.18232792]

I'm all in on Bear Stearns.

[Anonymous No.18232803]

equal weight indecies much cheaper now, and median stonks are down over 50%. some names like amzn unmoved (5% of s&p) , so there are big quality cheapies out there

news sites add revenue down hard, media companies starting laying off people. nobody wants to put up adds when economy down the toilet.
next they should implement that all politicans and high position government workers salaries freezed during totally absurd and insane '''lock downs''' , doing so suddenly you would see willingness to open the economy i guess...

[Anonymous No.18232805]

>>18232647
a remote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

[Anonymous No.18232839]

>>18232710
If I look at 3 yr, 5 yr, 10 yr, etc returns for one I'm researching how should I regard expenses and distributions over those spans of time?

[Anonymous No.18232939]

Hi I'm new to this. May I ask, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.18233078]

>>18232552
kek

[Anonymous No.18233728]

>>18233461
>>18233476
I woke up late and I want to get poz'd