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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37QALL ANONS SUIT THE FUCK UPKEEP 6 FEET AWAY FROM EACHOTHERTHE SHITPOST VIRUS BEGINShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q
It's too late /biz/bros, I am contaminated by the gay.
wtf is going on
>>18219739Agreed on xrp and coof on me plz.
>>18219754NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! RESIDENT EVIL WAS A DOCUMENTARY NOT A GAME! RRRRUUUUNNNNNN! AAAAAHHHH!
Never gonna get infected.Stay mad oldfags.
>>18219690>>18219739spread the coof all over me
>>18219690>>18219739I had a zero percent chance of surviving anyway. Luckily I only have a 10% chance of getting banned for the shitposting virus.
Guys I think there's something wrong with my sui- COOOOOOOF
>>18219635Fuck you OP
>>18219635Coof coof coof coof
>>18219635Thread theme song:https://youtu.be/A48NowFm-Y8?t=123
So the real question, where did the virus come from?
no not my bootyhole!
>>18219941tasty you say?Like a juicy pussy?
IT'S A HOAX FOLKS WE SHUT DOWN ALL BORDERS FROM /POL/ ONE DAY IT'LL JUST DISAPPEAR
The green is literally a mark of a shitposter. Green infected users will NOT make itI REPEATIF YOU ARE GREEN YOU DO NOT MAKE IT
DEATH TO ISRAEL
It's just a flu guys relax
>>18220023GO AWAY, COOF SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE /BIZ/NESSMAN WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LITTLE FLU NO SICKDAYS WILL BE PAID TO ANYONE GO HOME NOW ANON NOOOOOWWW
Green board, red markets later today
>>18220049I hate you. It's been 2 fucking weeks I'm quarantined in my home, and I have to get the virus from a mongolian hat traders board? Fuck you. I have no healtcare.
>>18220107GO AWAY, COOF SOMEWHERE ELSE WE ARE /BIZ/NESSMAN WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LITTLE FLU NO SICKDAYS WILL BE PAID TO ANYONE GO HOME NOW ANON NOOOOOWWW
>>18220054>>18220046COOF COUGH>...?How the fuck do you get it?>Some one spit in my mouth
guys i'm coofing in real life
>>18220049OH GOD I'M GONNA COOF
Shits getting real uwu
>>18220226DOOOOOEEETSHOW ME YOUR BALLSDOOOOOOOEEEETTTTT
>>18219635Hey guys, what's going on in here?
>>18220404>>18220418You are both contagious. Leave
>>18220356Testing to see if cured
bros I don’t feel so good...
>>18220144We're gonna pump on open so I can sell my calls, then snib snab for six hours, and finally -2% at close.
>>18220884unna. futures aren't too good and the employment figures dropped - absolutely disgusting
CAN YOU FEEL THAT BOBROS???
Am I still alive?
Uhh am I ok guys? Guys?
>>18221555Phew. Lol Ur all siqq
>>18219777trips speak truth
>>18219777>RESIDENT EVIL WAS A DOCUMENTARY NOT A GAME!>those trips +++Adeptus Astartes, watch over my script and by this copypasta dispell the vile boggas of Nurgle and his condamned whorechild, Corona-chan+++
>>18219941WHAT A SCUMBAG
>>18221579GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM!
I... I don't feel so well.
>>18221871HERD IMMUNITY, BRO
>>18219690I feel still fine.