YELLOWSTONE DISASTER HEADING FOR US

[Anonymous No.18214688]

TIME TO SHORT !!!

[Anonymous No.18214745]

>>18214688
checked

mfw chink plague coverup for supervolcano

[Anonymous No.18214798]

>>18214688
wtf

[Anonymous No.18214820]

>>18214688
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18214826]

Finally will be able to get 2.1 bitcorns

[Anonymous No.18214840]

>>18214688
nothing could be more priced in than an earthquake. strong bullish.

[Anonymous No.18214847]

>>18214688
yellowstone's in northeastern idaho though

[Anonymous No.18214853]

>>18214847
yeah but the geology extends further than that

[Anonymous No.18214855]

>>18214688
2020 everyone!
WOOAOHOHOHOHOHOAAHAW
WOOOOOHUUUUUUDWAO

[Anonymous No.18214860]

>>18214840
>"An earthquake"

[Anonymous No.18214861]

priced in

[Anonymous No.18214885]

>>18214847
>yellowstone's in northeastern idaho
you wot m8

its in southeastern idaho

[Anonymous No.18214912]

a YO PARTY ROCK

[Anonymous No.18214997]

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us70008jr5/executive
>6.5 magnitude
7.7 magnitude after quakes when?

[Anonymous No.18215012]

>>18214688
these dubs say it's true.

[Anonymous No.18215026]

The chances of Yellowstone erupting is priced in, retards.

[Anonymous No.18215101]

>>18214997
>earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us70008jr5/executive
> It's real

Holly shit here we go

[Anonymous No.18215147]

The location of the epicenter for the quake is significant too, as even small quakes can do damage at certain weak points in the surface that are already cracked right?
also the depth of the quake, as this recent one was about 10km, which is relatively shallow

[Anonymous No.18215167]

>>18215147
also the duration the quake is significant
this one was about 20 seconds, and being that long, the next quake coming is likely to be close to a minute next time
quakes less than 10 seconds are duds

[Anonymous No.18215187]

praise kek

[Anonymous No.18215197]

>>18214688
>locust swarms
>plague
>yellowstone erupting
Is it, dare I say it, happening?

[Anonymous No.18215204]

Post yfw you made it
Post yfw if you didn’t make it

[Anonymous No.18215208]

>sees an earthquake
>first thing in mind is to short the market

and that's why we are fucking doomed.

[Anonymous No.18215210]

>>18214688
oh thank god. let's hope it ends humanity completely this time.

[Anonymous No.18215227]

>>18215197
Deff happening. Hope you’re not an atheist right now

[Anonymous No.18215236]

Imagine all that abandoned real estate rich with volcanic ash. I'll be buying that shit for $100/acre and starting my own farms with wagecucks and mexicans.

[Anonymous No.18215243]

Repent Zoomer

[Anonymous No.18215249]

>>18215204
imagine living in idaho lmao

[Anonymous No.18215264]

Repent Millenial

[Anonymous No.18215270]

>>18215243
Based. We used Saint Michael's prayer before high school games so that God can smite the niggers on the other team and help us win.

[Anonymous No.18215272]

>>18215249
>living in idaho lmao
nothing will be shortly

[Anonymous No.18215275]

>>18215204
Thank heavens I'm on the east coast

[Anonymous No.18215279]

>>18214688
Fear porn
It's not happening until it's happening

[Anonymous No.18215290]

>>18214847
>>18214885
If its in fucking Idaho, its too near already

[Anonymous No.18215292]

>>18215236
god bless you anon. yeehaw

[Anonymous No.18215314]

>>18215204
HOW MANY TRILLION TO SAVE THE MARKET THIS TIME ?????

[Anonymous No.18215320]

>>18214997

[Anonymous No.18215341]

I thought this was an April fools joke

[Anonymous No.18215360]

>>18215314
When half the country is buried by the ash cloud, the entire fucking world economy might as well start from 3,300 BC again, kek
seriously do you anons think the federal government can Quarantine a fucking super volcano? at least with a pandemic we get a steady population reduction and the strong survive
the ash cloud will literally suffocate any virgin and chad within the set radius and they are done, and even the rest of the world will fall into a Global Volcanic Winter that will last at least over a year, and freeze crops, starving hundreds of millions
We'd be lucky to revert back to the bronze age, if not the later half of the stone age, KEK

[Anonymous No.18215367]

>>18215204
the earth is spinning, so all the smoke will just fly off into space. Checkmate flattists

[Anonymous No.18215381]

>>18215341
Well the earthquake is over 100 miles away from the Yellowstone caldera, so the happeningfags are sort of pulling an April Fools on you.

[Anonymous No.18215443]

>>18214688
>THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT VOLCANO A TREMENDOUS VOLCANO. WE'RE REALLY PROUD OF IT
>TOGETHER, WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS, YUGE YUGE MOUNTAIN GO BANG, EXCEPT FOR MIDDLE USA WHO WON'T
>BUT REALLY BIG, NO-ONE SEENS VOLCANOS LIKE OURS, JUST THE BEST VOLCANOS. I'D LIKE TO THANK MY SPONSORS.

[Anonymous No.18215449]

>>18215381
so official gov website is in on it ?
plus the twitter and reddit faggot posting about it ?
>earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us70008jr5/executive

[rosemary, thyme No.18215462]

>>18215360
federal reserve will BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR us into economic expansion. God himself cannot stop them

[Anonymous No.18215471]

>>18215204
>las vegas
FRONT ROW SEAT TO THE APOCALYPSE BOYS

[Anonymous No.18215472]

>>18215204
LOL this will destroy all the Lefties and Trump will never leave Office ahahahahahh Praise Kek

[rosemary, thyme No.18215496]

>>18215204
Are primary and secondary ash zones considered to be lethal?

[Anonymous No.18215526]

nothing-burger
probbably bullish
think of all the free lava, that's free heat energy

[Anonymous No.18215568]

>>18215526
>That lava it was the greatest lava I've ever seen. It was so good everyone looked at it and were like "Wow!", that's the best lava we've ever seen. It was the greatest lava of all time the best that there ever was.

[Anonymous No.18215572]

>>18215526

[Anonymous No.18215580]

>>18214688
Corona has made me not want happenings. If US dies, who is going to protect Scandinavia from the mongols? All of Europe armies are shit...

[Anonymous No.18215616]

>man the year 2020 is a based year
>tfw
Cmon now anons, 2020 is not all there is, we still have the rest of the decade to look forward too, and many more happenings to experience
how much more based do you think it can get from here on out anons?

[Anonymous No.18215620]

>>18215381
Wait for the aftershock

[Anonymous No.18215749]

>>18215449
The fuck do you mean "in on it"? Click the Interactive Map, you dip.

>>18215620
That would be one hell of an aftershock, displacing many times more than any aftershock in the history of geology.

For reference, the caldera's in the middle of Yellowstone taking up about 1/3rd of the park.

[Anonymous No.18215760]

>>18215616
open-air gulags in death valley by October 2029

[Anonymous No.18216351]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Anonymous No.18216363]

>>18215580
The Finns

[Anonymous No.18216367]

>>18214688
>Hindsight is 20/20
what does this mean for the year 2020?

[Anonymous No.18216394]

>>18214688
checked. where's the plague of locusts? i'm staying in indefinitely. just gonna hang with my kleros jury peeps and make ETH slowly.

PNK shall reign

[Anonymous No.18216472]

>>18215204
>be just outside kill zone
>be in primary ash zone
FUCK

[Anonymous No.18216477]

>>18214688
OH NO NO NO YOGIBROS!

>>18215204
Thank goodness I left the shit hole that is Las Vegas.

>>18215197
Based

[Anonymous No.18216533]

>>18215204
>primary ash

I'm not going to be able to do shit because all cars and utilities are ashed to hell and back but I'll make it.

[Anonymous No.18216549]

The earthquake was over 200 miles away from Yellowstone. It's not going to erupt

[Anonymous No.18216725]

>>18216533
Wrong. Inhaling volcanic ash causes suffocation quickly. We’re fucked if it happens.
>muh gas mask
Those ashes will seal you. You know the story of Pompeii? That’s us.
t. Colorado

[Anonymous No.18216757]

>>18214688
Fake. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18216790]

>>18215236
THERE IS ONE SMART PERSON ON BIZ AND I FOUND HIM!

[Anonymous No.18216802]

>>18216757
> imagine being that stupid

[Anonymous No.18216872]

>>18215204
NH checking in. Gonna enjoy the comfy ash snow.

[Anonymous No.18216897]

>>18214688

[Anonymous No.18217011]

>>18215496
Primary is lethal if you don't somehow get out fast enough (as in, you're somehow already flying out fast) or take shelter underground literally until the dust settles. Remember to have a plan on how you're going to dig yourself out. You'll need oxygen and a CO2 scrubber. So basically you're fucked unless you have a legit nuclear bomb shelter.
Secondary zone will get a few feet of ash but it probably won't just fucking bury you. You'll need a respirator. Engine air filters will get clogged quickly so don't plan on driving somewhere after the sky has started falling. Leave immediately as quickly as possible. Look at the weather to determine where the plume will dump hardest.

But don't worry too much. It's not happening now. Yellowstone gets quakes every now and again. She isn't going to blow for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.18217073]

>>18215204
secondary ash zone here. it feels ok.

[Anonymous No.18217084]

>>18214688
I would be fucking terrified of the result of yellowstone supervalcano erupting.

[Anonymous No.18217169]

>>18215204
>tfw kill zone

[Anonymous No.18217240]

Outside secondary ash zone and away from urban center viral cesspits report

[Anonymous No.18217522]

>>18215360
Netherlands and Spain will be fine with the amount of greenhouses they have.

[Anonymous No.18217532]

>>18215443
>PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS SMOKE GO UP, UP, UP, LIKE YOUR 401K
>THEN IT COMES DOWN AND COVERS EVERYTHING PERFECTLY, NOT QUITE AS PERFECT AS THE PHONE CALL THOUGH
>THEY'RE REALLY AMAZED AND SCARED, NO ONE'S SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT SINCE HONEST ABE

[Anonymous No.18217552]

My neighbor is in the final ash zone. I'm not.

[Anonymous No.18217566]

>>18214855
Checked and whoopilled

[Anonymous No.18217630]

>>18217011
pretty sure i saw a documentary saying the entirety of the united states and most of canada and mexico will be covered with an ash cloud

[Anonymous No.18217715]

>>18217630
Oh yes, the entire world will have ash-covered skies really, like any major eruption, but only people in the primary and secondary radius will get a pompeii-like event.

[Anonymous No.18217752]

>>18215204
right on edge of secondary ash zone

[Anonymous No.18217770]

>>18217630
That's why I posted >>18216872
Everyone will get ash, but it's not going to kill you in hours or days.

[Anonymous No.18217773]

>>18215204
Imma get so much disaster survival pussy

[Anonymous No.18217799]

>>18217770
you're right, panic and total societal collapse will kill us within a month

[Anonymous No.18217801]

>So, in reality, even if you tried to make this argument, it wouldn’t be overdue for another 70,000 years

Do any of you retards even listen to experts or is your autism too high?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/1262315/yellowstone-volcano-caldera-discovery-supervolcano-eruption-magma-usgs-spt

[Anonymous No.18217814]

>>18214688
WOOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOO
https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8?t=98

[Anonymous No.18217875]

>>18214688
I know we'd all be fucked economically, but how far out would you be fucked physically if Yellowstone blew? Would people east of the Mississippi mostly be safe?

[Anonymous No.18217878]

>americans will get to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R irl
it's not fair

[Anonymous No.18217906]

>>18215360

You do know artificial greenhouses are a thing right?

[Anonymous No.18217918]

>>18217814
ALSO GUYS ITS RIGHT BY YELLOWSTONE, ARTICLES SAY IT COULD BE FELT EVEN IN JACKSON WHICH IS RIGHT NEAR YELLOWSTONE
OLD FAITHFUL IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE

[Anonymous No.18217947]

>>18217875
Initially anyone within like 500 miles would just be fucked and covered with ash, 800 it would be lighter and over 1000 light ash in the air. Eventually the whole world would be fucked, those in the USA would be extra fucked though.

[Anonymous No.18218065]

I'm gonna have to sell my boipussi to survive aren't I?

[Anonymous No.18218213]

Mfw in the killzone

[Anonymous No.18218429]

>>18214855
AWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1

[Anonymous No.18218450]

>>18215012
u r liek a babeee.
CHECK THESE TRIPS NIGGER
YELLOWSTONE BLOWS THIS WEEK
IF NOT OP IS STILL GAY

[Anonymous No.18218462]

>>18215204
>Destroys fly over countries and lefty hell holes
THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN, BROTHERS

[Anonymous No.18218478]

>>18217918
Idaho is a large state, the earthquake epicenter was over 200 miles from Yellowstone you fearmongering dumbass

[Anonymous No.18218606]

>>18218065
*benis

[Anonymous No.18219028]

>>18215204
Why can't Yellowstone be in Northern Virginia where it can do the most good?

[Anonymous No.18219991]

>>18218705
Idaho, Montana, Utah,and Wyoming are all super red and gun loving states as well.
Their death will be sad as the states themselves are beautiful

[Anonymous No.18220001]

>>18214820
this

[Anonymous No.18220847]

nice

[Anonymous No.18220943]

>>18220489
Trump would have a legitimate reason to call martial law and declare himself president for life.

[Anonymous No.18220957]

>>18220941
>tfw immune Chad