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>> No.18213101
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first for miners

>> No.18213110

Should I buy puts at open tomorrow

>> No.18213114
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how'd you all do today

>> No.18213115
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>>18213059
anime boobies, very nice.

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>hundreds of thousands will die, minimum
>futures go up

>> No.18213140

>>18213101
>>18213110
yeah puts on that GLD shit. What you saw to black gold is going to happen to gold gold.

>> No.18213142

>>18213101
which ones?
Barrick got rekt, tryna figure out if I should buy more...

>> No.18213143

My portfolio is fucked tomorrow.

>> No.18213155

Use this one first.
>>18211323
>>18211323
>>18211323
>>18211323
>>18211323

>> No.18213156

Hello. What do you think of creating a trans-continental canal connecting both the east coast to the west coast. The project revitalizes the heartland and provides jobs. The state can tax the waterway and you need people to maintain and operate the canal, shipping from the center of the US would become affordable. If you can't use fresh water dig it deep for the ocean to fill it. You empower rural America and revitalize industries that are landlocked.

>> No.18213175
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I told you to bear up /smg/, you should have listened!

>> No.18213186

>>18213155
That isn't a /smg/ though

>> No.18213190

>>18213114
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>> No.18213197

>>18213156
just fix the fucking rail networks retard

>> No.18213200

>>18213114
Most of my options are down -90% or more, both calls and puts. Bought a few actual stock positions - they are down around 10% as well.
Kind of want to kill myself more than usual. Yourself, anon?

>> No.18213211
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>>18213114
Literally this

>> No.18213235

>>18213197
But rail can't carry as much as barges and rail is more expensive.

>> No.18213236

>>18213156
>build a fucking continent spanning canal when we can't even fix potholes on the road

good idea bro

>> No.18213239

>>18213059
I really like her ascot.

>> No.18213248

>>18213236
But muh jobs.

>> No.18213249

>>18213142
AG and GORO. Another anon suggested FNV, WPM, NEM, AEM, SSRM
also JNUG

>> No.18213268

Is Covid-19 a bioweapon or not??

>> No.18213277

>>18213235
>rail can't carry barges
it can if your clearances are wide enough, also who gives a shit about barges when you have kilometer long freight trains?
>and rail is more expensive
You're proposing we cut a canal through the Rocky Mountains and the Appalachians. You'd probably need massive canal tunnels. That's ridiculous and would cost trillions.

>> No.18213290

i just bought some SQQQ after hours

>> No.18213294

Guys mmed went uo 70% today made 150$ gonna dump more in tomorrow

>> No.18213303

>>18213268
Its a psy-op!

>> No.18213311

>>18213277
Go around them. Plus one benefit is opening a brand new market for land locked people, now they will buy boats.

>> No.18213319

>>18213268
it certainly appears it was a stolen research/bioweapon candidate that was accidentally released from a highly controlled high level biolab.in china

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>>18213114
Didn't get as many positions as I hoped for, but did good. I'm still angry about getting stopped out of oil before a 3% pump though (would have been roughly $700 in 30 minutes)

>> No.18213327

If you're losing money in this market, you're not autistic enough to post here.

>> No.18213331
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cursed trips confirm crash

>> No.18213335
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bulls end up on the moon.

what is the bear strategy?

You have like 8 trading days to when bad news ends

>> No.18213338

>>18213331

>> No.18213349

>>18213277
Build a raised canal. Put it on very high stilts and have elevators for barges along the way.

>> No.18213351

>>18213327
well I'm up over a months pay so far. did I do good?

>> No.18213354

>>18213335
>>when bad news ends
>He doesn't know.

MOM, he doesn't know!

>> No.18213361

>>18213268
No, but it's effectively acted as one because of how China played it. China essentially accidently nuked the entire world, but because of their authoritarian handling of the situation they're back to work quicker and with less disruption. If America Wuhan'd everyone into house arrest, this would end UNIRONICALLY by Easter.

>>18213311
>It would stimulate the Colorado boat economy
this is "drain the Mediterranean to make farmland for Germamy" tier

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>Priced in!

>> No.18213375
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>tfw my personal spending is trending downwards since corona started
is this priced in

>> No.18213385

>>18213311
>Go around them
>go down to hmm, say, the panama area and that should take care of it
All of your ideas are shit, Mnuchin.

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>>18213349
>build the canal OVER the mountain on giant stilts
genius

>> No.18213396

>>18213277
probably tens of trillions, plus the decades of eminent domain court cases tied up. It'd probably get like 20% done and then scrapped because it's retarded.

>> No.18213399

>>18213375
Trumpbux deployed. niggers will be buying new shit in no time.

>> No.18213400

>>18213361
>this would end UNIRONICALLY by Easter.
china's about to release asymptomatic testing numbers in a few hours. there are early reports that attempts to lift lockdowns may not be working (some entertainment venues already being told to close).

>> No.18213404

>>18213059
I'm going to buy BULL puts.

>> No.18213419
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>>18213336
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/mar/17/instagram-posts/celebrities-are-sharing-misleading-post-about-trum/
https://apnews.com/d36d6c4de29f4d04beda3db00cb46104
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/16/no-white-house-didnt-dissolve-its-pandemic-response-office/
>when youre retarded

>> No.18213420

>>18213385
to play devilled avacados you could probably build some ridiculous network involving the Great Lakes, the Mississippi, a big canal through the heartlands, and then down the Colorado River or something. With a giant fucking lock on the Hoover Dam.

>> No.18213426

>>18213361
But it's not just to stimulate the CO boat economy, it reduces the cost of shipping drastically from every state that isn't on the coast. You create jobs in freight, maintenance and canal operators. Business opportunities reserved for areas next to water for freight can now be exploited in the heartland. Shipping produce will be cheaper.

>> No.18213427

>>18213277
>That's ridiculous and would cost trillions.
Confirmed would pass Congress in a week and pump the market to ATH.

>> No.18213429

How does a retard like me learn to trade stocks fast to cash in on the market recovering after Corona chan is over

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>>18213114
I made $14

>> No.18213450

>>18213419
Thanks for putting that faggot in his place

>> No.18213452

>>18213420
It's expensive but it's an investment and legacy that will last until the continent crumbles.

>> No.18213454

>>18213429
by losing all your money to experienced traders who know what they are doing.

>> No.18213457
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>What did he [Cuomo] say? Is he complaining again?
>We gave him a lot of ventilators!
>Some people, its never enough.

>Cuomo caught hoarder ventilators
>Cuomo exposed nipple piercings

Is Cuomo going to be removed?

>De Blasio simping for Trump
Ha

>> No.18213462

Someone give me 1 (ONE) legitimate reason why the market will up tomorrow.
Everything im hearing says it goes bear mode tomorrow.

>> No.18213463

>>18213429
You don't. Put it in an index and in bulletproof companies with good dividends. It's basically impossible to beat their performance since the market is a scam.

>> No.18213468

>>18213114
Sold a couple of puts I was holding onto, nothing huge.
Hoping we break through the lows so I can add to my SOXL position.
Global pandemic has been pretty damn comfy so far.
Playing Bannerlord / Doom, lifting at home, generally taking it easy.

>> No.18213471
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>>18213432
this is what i would have done

>> No.18213476

>>18213462
fed intervention

>> No.18213480

>>18213452
Okay but for less money you could literally colonize Mars and make it the 51st state. Yes, it would be illegal, but do you think Trump actually cares about the Outer Space Treaty?

>> No.18213487

>>18213450
reality and presidential elections do a fine job of that without my help anon

>> No.18213502

>>18213471
That's very easy in hindsight, do you think we're at the top of a deep bulltrap or slowly crabbing up? Or about to zoom up?

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>>18213387
>>18213349

How about building a canal over a river?

>> No.18213511

>>18213480
>less money
Doubtful, shipping all those supplies to mars is prohibitively expensive. The canal just needs a bunch of guys like the hoover dam. It passes through multiple states (states with high unemployment) so it will create jobs nationwide.

>> No.18213517

>>18213502
biggest bulltrap in market history anon

>> No.18213541

>>18213507
It's beautiful.

>> No.18213543

>dollar is down
>commodities are down
>oil is nearly dead
>stocks are down
>real estate is down
>bonds are down
Is everyone just hoarding cash?

>> No.18213548

>>18213471
don't be afraid to take some profits. you don't have to 100% enter and exit a position. it's okay to sell half and take the profits and gamble the other half.

>> No.18213549
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Under normal economic circumstances, SPY goes up more often than it goes down, so in a given month green days almost always outnumber red days.

So what exactly is stopping me from making a living by just buying SPY calls at regular intervals? They'll print like 80% of the time which will more than make up for the times they don't.

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>>18213114
I just bought my first stonks on friday.

I'm trying to understand options trading cause it sounds fun.

>> No.18213552

>>18213463
What's the unironic way to learn to trade for beginners? I honestly assumed a big fat greentext in the OP with a "START HERE" but was surprised to see none. I have a buddy at work whos traded for a long time and he's all I got but we work opposite shifts now. Hes got some 12 hour tutorial on his computer should I just do that? I forget who it is but it's one of those videos you can buy online to learn how to trade

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>>18213511
>shipping all those supplies to mars is prohibitively expensive
Elon Musk is working on the problem and is actually building flight hardware. Yes, they might be 10 years away from humans on Mars, but they're only a year away from orbit.

>> No.18213560

I can't fucking believe I bought SQQQ at the exact bottom and sold at the exact top.
The market staying irrational longer than I can stay solvent has never felt so real to me before.
I thought the first one was supposed to be on the house...

>> No.18213571

>>18213543
I have 16k in cash ready to invest.

>> No.18213575

>>18213548
i was just joking man im totally retarded and would have bought the high and panic sold the middle of the crash

>> No.18213579

>>18213517
I agree but Powell has spooked me into a 60/40 long position

>> No.18213593

>>18213549
why not just buy blue chips, you're literally describing the most entry level boomer investment strategy
>stock index go up usually

>> No.18213594

>>18213277
>That's ridiculous and would cost trillions.
This use to mean something a couple months ago.

>> No.18213599

>>18213552
If you read all of investopedia you'll have 1/3rd of a finance degree

>> No.18213606

>>18213560
Just buy july options.

>> No.18213608

Is anyone still watching Trump? Holy shit he's going off

>> No.18213617

>>18213579
>>18213579


He tricked me too. I am about 50/50 cash and stocks. rn

>> No.18213627

>>18213507
holy shit that's rad

>> No.18213636

>>18213593
Because I can make more money on options and in the event of a black swan I just lose the month's premiums and not my entire net worth.

>> No.18213641

>>18213543
>Is everyone just hoarding cash?
Yep.

>> No.18213642

>>18213560
Do you mean top and bottom of the benchmark (in other words you lost money) the way you phrased it makes it sound like you timed it perfectly?

>> No.18213643

>>18213560
you got bogged bud, happens to us all
i lost my shirt on fucking UVXY and im still bagholding SPXS but i think i'll at least break even on them before i lose my nerve
>>18213579
that was precisely the point, as well as giving geriatrics an exit position for their portfolios
>boomers are so greedy they didnt sell today
theyre ngmi

>> No.18213652

I should have just sold my call and ignore the PDT rule, gonna wake up red due to one fucking contract.

>> No.18213653

>>18213507
where exactly would this be useful in the USA?

>> No.18213657

>>18213636
losses hurt in investment much more than gains help

>> No.18213665

>>18213606
I can't buy options on SQQQ because I'm not American.

>>18213642
Top and bottom of the underlying. So I lost 60%+.

>> No.18213668

>>18213608
Lmao what’s he doing now? I turned it off after he started going into grisly detail about the freezers full of bodies in New York

>> No.18213676

>>18213643
If we get a 7% red day I think we'll be back on the way down. Powell doesn't want another circuit breaker, right? So if we hit one, the brakes have come off.

>> No.18213680

>>18213156
The idea that infrastructure is good during a depression is a shit idea. Everyone is bankrupt and you want us to spend money on a manmade river? Are you high? Might as well stick to pay people to breathe like we're doing now.

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WHATS GOONG TO HAPPEN WITH REAL ESTATE TOMORROW

>> No.18213690

>>18213652
You don’t want to get flagged as a PDT. Not worth it

>> No.18213696

>>18213560
I got stupidly fucked by Microsoft's fake news about their cloud shit being up 700% in utilization, then an hour later they went "lol jk" and it dumped before I realized what was happening.

>> No.18213701

>>18213668
He went on another "I can be darker than you" thing with Acosta, except he just fucking doomposted irl for five minutes

>> No.18213703

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_traded_commodities

For me, it's adzuki beans.

>> No.18213705

>>18213683
the fed buying bags

>> No.18213713

>>18213676
unironically i think powell has less to do with it than everyone being scared making low volume days, algorithms not pricing in the virus, and permabull boomers trying to save their portfolios while bored in quarantine

>> No.18213724

>>18213268
They are saying it's a natural selection virus in that it isn't bio-engineered, but that doesn't mean Wuhan bio-lab wasn't studying it then accidentally released it.

>> No.18213732

lol at bearfags, tomorrow is going to be green, if your not going long now, its over for you

>> No.18213746

>>18213713
>the big guys aren't actually moving and it's just millenial doomer anons and redditors versus literal boat boomers
I want the movie. "The Big Short Bus".

>> No.18213753

>>18213657
But if I make gains most of the time, and my losses are limited while gains are unlimited (as with calls) then I'm literally guaranteed to succeed.

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Do you guys use DRiP? Is it better than using the money to just buy whatever you want sometime in the future?

>> No.18213759

>>18213680
But the projects biggest expense would be wages for people you are already paying.

>> No.18213762

>>18213754
Meant to ask, what happened?

>> No.18213764
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>>18213705

IT CANT JUST KEEP GOING UP

>> No.18213774

>>18213594
>This use to mean something a couple months ago.
Heh, thats true. Seems we are handing out trillions to everyone nowadays.

>> No.18213777

>>18213753
why isnt every day trader doing what you suggest, anon?

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Signed up for a TDameritrade account and they made me fax one of my docs
what the fuck? Are they THAT boomer?

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ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN

>> No.18213792

>>18213758
I reinvest manually every quarter. I prioritize stock that is below my cost basis or I put in bonds as a dry powder reserve.

>> No.18213796

>>18213777
I don't know, that's why I'm asking, if you buy a SPY call every day for an average year you're up large.

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>>18213724
is everybody just fucking retarded or just being willfully ignorant? There's a biolab right by the wuhan market. in what world does an outbreak of a previously unseen virus strain happen next to a biolab and everyone says it's natural selection besides this retarded clown universe?

>> No.18213806

Is any currency doing well as a store if value?

>> No.18213811

>>18213782
Faxing is a 130 year old technology that is more secure for the transmission of documents than any digital program save national security systems

>> No.18213814

>>18213507
What the fuck that looks like some MC Escher bullshit

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>>18213753
>he doesn't know

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leverage and/or futures > options
don't bother responding to me, because I'm correct

>> No.18213830

>>18213803
the chinese government is saying it was a bioweapon manufactured by USAMRIID, so theyre admitting it was a bioweapon

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>>18213653
Who cares, it looks cool.

>> No.18213853

>>18213543
DCA'ing

>> No.18213854

>>18213811
Now this is a boomer post

>> No.18213886

>>18213811
I have doubts that fax is more secure than encrypted files

>> No.18213896

>>18213753
Options require a large positive change for good gains but a small negative change will absolutely bury you. Unless the change is violent and in your desired direction, you're fucked. Normal short term volatility will fuck you, and decay will fuck you of you try to hold it. Options are useful as a hedge against rapid movement when you're already positioned. There are other uses but the techniques aren't straightforward. Generally when you think "why don't you just" with markets, it turns out you can't.

>> No.18213897

is this the first briefing they're openly acknowledging 100k is the 'good' target?

>> No.18213903

>>18213836
>>18213653
It wouldnt ever really be more useful than rail or trucks but Im all for spending money on projects that at least look cool. Beats the urban blight and ugly raillines we have now. Cool stuff like that is at least worth the money it costs.

>> No.18213905

>>18213236
canals dont get potholes

>> No.18213908

Just buy Microsoft. Sure you could make money gambling, but MSFT is a safe bet and you know it.

>> No.18213913

What's the best news network to get the pulse of boomers? CNN? Fox?

>> No.18213920

>>18213836
Imagine crossing the rockies and going down a gigantic fucking waterslide in supertanker

>> No.18213923

>>18213913
drudge report and facebook

>> No.18213926

>>18213836
Canals are absolutely amazing. Sincerely fellas you can move a ridiculous amount of freight over a canal for much cheaper, other benefits include a synergy of the businesses on the canal that allows for bigger projects to be accomplished with a much cheaper freight cost in between the factories.

>> No.18213936

>>18213549
calls have premiums, old boy. the safer the call, the higher the premium. if you're buying SPY calls at regular intervals, you're bleeding cash. you might as well just invest in SPY instead

>> No.18213939

>>18213690
yeah, didn't want to have more stress with the broker so I did not. hope SPY somehow magically rallies past 260 for me to break even with that call.

>> No.18213944

>>18213913
Facebook

>> No.18213945

>>18213905
Best damn reason for the canal.

>> No.18213950

>>18213758
If I were a long hold investor I think I would probably go non-drip to loosen up extra cash for buying at more strategic times. That's just because I like to be more hands on with my portfolio. Drip reinvesting is a solid proven strategy though and nothing wrong with it.

>> No.18213955

>>18213926
Don't tell an American that. We already tore up railroads for congested highways a hundred years ago so boomers could drive their '65 Ford Mustang on Sunday afternoons.

>> No.18213956

I'm glad I loaded up on calls from that dip, we're going to the moon this week.

>> No.18213960

>>18213543
Apparently the big players have invested in China. The smart ones however are hoarding cash. It is not time to buy.

>> No.18213964

>>18213507
Fucking neat, I say we take all of the stimulus money and build these instead of bailing out airlines.

>> No.18213968

>>18213908
I agree but I already bought Brookfield, BMO, and Raytheon as sure bets and Kratos and Spirit as speculative bets (but I'm convinced in both of them)

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>war with china soon
bullish?

>> No.18214009

>>18213978
I truly hope something like this happens and the world turns against China, even earth itself would thank us if that happened

>> No.18214017

>>18213830
Found an article that talks about this. Excuse the shitty source. I guess the allegations were made through twitter.

https://www.cnsnews.com/article/international/patrick-goodenough/still-promoting-covid-19-conspiracy-theories-chinese-state

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this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to get rich. can any smart stock/option fag help me? I have 150k and no clue what to do

>> No.18214026

>>18213978
As if the country is in a state to declare war on anything. There will be a civil conflict before anyone gives a shit about insect land.

>> No.18214029

>>18213978
Bullish on Lockheed Martin

>> No.18214035

>>18214021
Give it to me

>> No.18214038

>>18213913
third on facebook

>> No.18214040

>>18213653
It's in Grrmrmany, facilitates transport of massive cargo ships inland.
Canal networks in European countries predate rail and in many cases upgrading canals is more cost efficient effective than laying new rail track.

>> No.18214041

>>18213792
>>18213950
That sounds smart.

>> No.18214044

I will not FOMO into SDOW. This post will remind me.

>> No.18214045

>>18214021
no, give it to me

>> No.18214047

>>18214021
GOOG

>> No.18214048

>>18214035
why

>> No.18214060

Mike pence is an amazing speaker.

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>> No.18214062

>>18214047
buy the stock or buy options?

>> No.18214063

>>18214044
>not riding the circuit breakers down laughing and picking up the ultracheaps at the actual bottom, becoming rich because you wore the bear mask for two days
ngmi

>> No.18214074

>>18214021
50k: safe shit (microsoft, walmart, berkshire, etc)
100k: DCA into SOXL

>> No.18214076

>>18214021
Just divide your money up into chunks and roll dice or throw darts at a board to randomly select positions to hold.
You will outperform everyone trying to make sense of this nonsensical market.

>> No.18214082

>>18213114
bro I don't even have anything invested and I'm just here for the ride and I laughed my ass off today. So yeah, I think I did pretty good.

>> No.18214083

>>18213811
How do I encrypt my faxes so only the intended recipient at the other end will pick it up off the machine?

>> No.18214085

>>18214062
the stock, also tesla amazon and microsoft. its boring but youll make it.
or you can go with good dividend blue chips at the bottom

>> No.18214089
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18214089

>>18214060
Fuck.
You.

Mike Pence 2020
Someone take trump and REMOVE BOOMER.
I'm only listening to president Pence from now on.

>> No.18214094

>>18214082
>bro I don't even have anything invested
enjoy poverty and inflation.

>> No.18214101

>>18214063
I need to see market sentiment tomorrow. If I can get in on a fake and gay green dildo when the day is looking red, I will.

>> No.18214107

>>18214074
>>18214076
>>18214085
thanks for the advise. smg is comfy. how much longer till the bottom or have we bottomed already? is tehre any point to short now or is the risk/reward not worth it?

>> No.18214110

>>18213978
British Aerospace
Thales
Lockheed and Martin
Am I missing any?

>> No.18214133

>>18214021
150k, find an LIC and go long bro.
You won't get rich quick but you won't be poor either.

>> No.18214140

>>18214110
Raytheon
Northrop Grumman

>> No.18214141

>>18214107
>how much longer till the bottom or have we bottomed already?
Hold on let me hop in my time machine and check real quick.

>> No.18214147

>>18214133
whats an LIC? just googled it and it said life insurance company of india

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18214155

>>18213114
>he's not /crabgang/

>> No.18214156

>>18214107
anyone who claims they know for sure are liars and you should ignore them

it's probably going down again but The Line is not controlled by petty realities

>> No.18214157

>>18214009
I hope Kim goes full wildcard and delivers on his promise to nuke somebody, in this case China.

>> No.18214162

>>18214141
i mean can we drop any further?

>> No.18214168

>>18214133
Go balls deep on Raytheon rn. Its very under valued.

>> No.18214170

>>18214089
pence is a hedge against assassination by the gay lobby, nothing more. trump is the real shit. if pence wasnt tied to trump and became president, it would be bush3
>>18214107
youre asking for crystal balls but i can tell you my feeling on the matter, i think there is another big drop and then bottom. the market has been totally irrational for 9 days now, behaving as if we just discovered stable cold fusion and a cache of alien tech on the moon. reality is going to whiplash us back down and we will slowly climb up. when a vaccine is deployed, markets will rocket back to ATH within a month or two. the next four or five months are going to be ugly but i think we will actually bottom out soon, within the next two weeks. dont bet your life's work on my analysis unless you are retarded. ive got a lot less in play than youre looking to bet. im shorting down, but ive been getting raped by bullish bullies in here for a week now. i think tomorrow will be good for my SPXS though.

>> No.18214175

>>18214082
Invest anon. Inflation is not your friendo. Unless you have a mortgage.

>> No.18214177

>>18214110
>>18214140
Kratos and Spirit Aerosystems, Boeing, and whoever makes the Arleigh Burke

>> No.18214203

Will Trump be assassinated in 2020 or 2021?

>> No.18214213

>>18214203
Hopefully

>> No.18214214

>>18214155
Can someone explain to me how the fuck crabs make money. I get bulls and bears, but where do profits come from when everything is staying constant?

>> No.18214216

>>18214156
>>18214170
ty

>> No.18214217

>>18214168
>tfw I had Raytheon at 107 but sold it to buy SQQQ
I am a dumb bear

>> No.18214222

>>18214162
Even if the whole planet explodes it's priced in and the market will only ever go up.

>> No.18214226

>>18214214
Theta decay on options

>> No.18214234
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>>18204671
>Get in on the tanker stocks. Spot prices for floating storage are skyrocketing. Market is undergoing a super contango due to everyone trying to hoard the cheap oil to sell later. Saudis will soon have to pay to export their oil as there aren't enough tankers for the amount of supply.
Why should contango go up if oil is going to be even cheaper the next months?
Even if its going to be more expensive again, istnt there a huge chance of the cartel trump, putin and sandnogs arranging themselves for lower production and increasing prices? Then contango would be cheap in comparison for the higher prices.

Frens, any ideas perhaps?

>> No.18214235

>>18213114
i make 5k tomorrow if futures remain -1% :)

>> No.18214237

>>18214214
Writing calls and puts then laughing as everyone gets fucked by theta

>> No.18214239

>>18214203
Why assassinate someone who has no chance of winning

>> No.18214242

>>18214214
Sell contracts to bulls and bears?
Options are zero sum. If you know how bulls lose money then you know how someone else gains money.

>> No.18214247

>>18214214
It's like war. Crabbers are the guys selling guns to both sides.

>> No.18214251

>>18214147
Listed Investment Company.
Basically you buy stonks in them and they play the market for you. Not all LIC are created equal however but generally speaking the perform as well as the market, meaning you may suffer short term losses in times of crisis but over the long term you will make money.

>> No.18214257

>>18214214
This >>18214226 iron condors and related low volatility options spreads, and day trading the range.

>> No.18214265

>>18214107
No one knows where the bottom is, it only seems obvious in retrospect.
Don't short unless you know what you're doing, if you have to try it - keep it small.
This might be the end of the world, in which case our money won't mean shit.
But assuming we come back from this eventually (and I am), you have a lot more to gain with that amount of starting capital by waiting for good entries and going long.
Just take it slow, buy red days even when it's very uncomfortable.
Emphasis on take it slow.

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>>18213114

>> No.18214271

>>18213908

ok boomer

>> No.18214272

>>18214214
day trading
>>18214216
if youre really serious about this you should read as much as you can, the OP has some good links but at least youre wise enough to understand theres a huge opportunity for your financial future coming in the next quarter. youre gonna make it anon just dont get emotional or impulsive, and learn to be humble even when it means taking a loss. i dont follow this advice and im pink wojaking 90% of the time.

>> No.18214278

>>18213400
Yeah in Wuhan they had to shutter the AMC's despite having lifted the lockdown.

>> No.18214289

>>18214214
This is why you never sell stock, you only sell options. Write covered puts on the way down to snag cheapies, write covered calls on the way up to create liquidity.

#thetagang

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>>18214257
However, low volatility bets right now are total madness. Odds are very high price action is going to go screaming in some kind of direction without notice here.

>> No.18214296

>>18214217
Go back in on it, we still have a long way to climb. also with Near peer battles looking to be the biggest threat there will be lots of MIC spending.

>> No.18214297

>>18213680
In order to do it you haa1ve to hire and pay a bunch of people which reduces unemployment

>> No.18214302

what happens tomorrow bros?

>> No.18214321
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18214321

>>18214302
BLOOD

>> No.18214324

>>18213680
The timing couldn’t be better tho. We’ve been due for an infrastructure refresh since the baby boomer era.

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>>18214296
Who do you think is more likely, China or someone else? Because I'm 60/40 on another Pacific war within 10 years

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18214330

US testing has topped out.

>> No.18214332

>>18214302
I think the party is slowing down. I don’t anticipate any more heavy green and I think we are going to start downtrending. I’m personally cashing out in the morning aside from oil I’m hoarding

>> No.18214338

>>18214302
We nuke Beijing, down with the CCP.

>> No.18214342

>>18214302
Same thing that's been happening the last couple of weeks, a battle between printers and coronachan.
Tomorrow is the first day of the new quarter too so there will likely be some rebalancing in boomer funds.

>> No.18214343

>>18214302
Bleed up

>> No.18214344

>>18214302
Money printer has to focus its ammo on mortgage market. Meanwhile mortgage REITs, which have no reason existing except as the financial equivalent of landlord/leeches, threaten to repeat 2008.

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>>18214302
things

>> No.18214358

>>18214326
China as long as it is a unified state and the CCP is in power we are going to clash with them eventually especially if all these companies pull out of china and wreck their economy like we did to mexico when Clinton gave china most favored nation status to china.

>> No.18214373

>>18213290
How do u buy after hours

>> No.18214385

What do you oilbros think of VET?

>> No.18214386

>>18214373
by using a broker that allows you to buy after hours

>> No.18214388

>>18214373
Whose your broker?

>> No.18214390

>>18214358
>America moves Official Producer of Cheap Shit title to Canada because Canadians will be third world poor at these oil prices

>> No.18214405

>>18214272
thank you

>> No.18214413

The NYSE should run 24/7 with 1 hour breakers on 5% moves, change my mind

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18214416

are guantanamo death panels bullish?

>> No.18214418

>>18214177
>Boeing
I get they make war planes, but the world airline fleet is downed and their planes have been falling apart of late.
Do we need any more B2s what else do they build?

>> No.18214430

>>18214344
short REITS?

>> No.18214434

short gold

>> No.18214452
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18214452

>>18214416
These people are deranged. He said it helps prevent from spreading it with coughs and sneezes. These fucks are LITERALLY killing us because ORANGE MAN BAD.

>> No.18214454

>>18214430
I would short WPC if I had a vehicle to do so.

>> No.18214460

>>18214413
Most people don't want to work 24 hour schedule. If you do that it just spreads the trading out over that time period with similar range. If with set market hours, the majority of volume is in the first and last hours. If you want to trade (nearly) 24 hours you can do forex or futures or trade on international exchanges.

>> No.18214462

>>18214413
Usually when theres normal volatility the argument has been that the NYSE should be running less time. Have standardized delays for all transactions of ~ 1 millisecond to equalize day trading from small firms and those that have paid billions for special fiber optic cable under the sea.
MWF 8-12, 1-5. This would also diffuse panics or sprees if people are given time to relax on it. Most important announcements are on Fridays and Mondays.

>> No.18214463

>>18214434
oh wait i was kind of late haha

>> No.18214466

Wouldn't the mortgage/renter collapse be priced in by now though?

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bullish on anime feet

>> No.18214469

>>18214452
Don't call it a grave. It's the future you chose.

>> No.18214471

so why are we red now, what happened to the fake and gay pumps

>> No.18214473

>>18214385
It's not gonna make it. Its been on a downardtrend even before the oil crisis.

>> No.18214474

>>18214452
that's a qtard bro, he's on Trump's side
he thinks trump is coding a message about arresting pedos in the 'scarf' comment.

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>>18213114
Portfolio be up 10% and rising fast

>> No.18214485

>>18214452
>These fucks are LITERALLY killing us because ORANGE MAN BAD.
friend, i have a feeling you're not very familiar with the q-tards. keep this in mind while reading the tweets: orange man is always good and a secret plan to kill the deep state is underway.

>> No.18214492

>>18214466
Most of the financial analysts were so mesmerized by the massive GIBS they didn't think about what might happen to REITs. Also muncipal bonds might be next after mortgage bonds.

>> No.18214503

>>18214416
>airborne
they all want this shit to be tuberculosis ebola aids you can just tell

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18214505

ATHX: Silently moons.

>> No.18214506

If I was a young boy, I would have had sex with an older lady.

>> No.18214515

>>18214474
>>18214485
Sounds more like a group of schizos that can't male up their mind.

>> No.18214520

>>18214468
you fucking legend

>> No.18214524

6.5 earthquake in Idaho

>> No.18214529

>>18214505
CloudFlare is at a 52 week HIGH for some reason

>> No.18214534

>>18214524
NOT MY POTATOS

>> No.18214537

>>18214234
>arranging themselves for lower production and increasing prices?
there are estimates for a 20 million bpd surplus. They cannot cut production that much, demand has fallen too much.

>> No.18214541

>>18214492
They were dumping with the rest of the overall market, they're getting double fucked now and so am I. These NRZ bags are getting heaaaaaavy

>> No.18214543

>>18214524
priced in

>> No.18214545

>>18214506
t. Onee-san trying to prey on impressionable shotas

>> No.18214546

>>18214524
>>18214534
For real though, the next thing I am expecting is the Yellowstone eruption

>> No.18214554

>>18214515
you're so blessed that you don't know too much about the q people; once you know about em though, you realise they're fucking everywhere.

>> No.18214558

Canadian stocks:
>bad growth
>low volume
>enormous bid/ask spreads

Literally why even?

>> No.18214578

>>18214468
Based and sniff pilled

>> No.18214586

>>18214506
I banged a bunch of older ladies when I was a teenager. It was fun.

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>>18214558
There's a reason I don't trade them much despite being a leaf.

>> No.18214588

>>18214558
there's a reason even wealthsimple, which is absolutely garbage, automatically registers canadians for american trading

>> No.18214592

>>18214546
Good, im ready to die but im not motivated enough to kill myself

>> No.18214602

>>18214546
Yellowstone and the extinction of earth is price in.

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>>18214524
WTF, Utah has had two major (for the region) earthquakes in the past 2 weeks

>> No.18214611

>>18214388
Merril Edge

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>>18214492
I believe the hope is that, because the gov't acted quickly with gibs and so many are banning evictions, the gov't won't let it happen.

I'll be bagholding DRV.

>>18214524
Stay safe

>>18214587
bullish or bearish tomorrow, where we at?

>> No.18214616

>>18214558
Also if you trade leaf stonks for a while you will notice the actual popular ones wind up dual listing on the nasdaq or nyse eventually.

>> No.18214631

>>18214546
>massive meteor slams right into Yellowstone
>SPX to 1,000,000

>> No.18214635

>>18214558
>oil goes to 20 dollars/barrel
>suddenly several western democracies and eastern authoritarian regimes on the brink of collapse, also venezuela LOL
I'd include West Texas in that as well. Oil is too seductive and when the teet is pulled you become a shithole.

>> No.18214637

imagine taking advice from anime posters lol

>> No.18214639
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18214639

>>18214546
that would straight up buttfuck our food supply. i wonder if africa would help us out in our time of need with food shipments.

>> No.18214656

>>18214637
roasty with ugly dog feet detected

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>>18214639
>buttfuck our food supply
it would buttfuck a lot more than that.

>> No.18214662

>>18214586
Can confirm good times had buy all.
I have at least one child being raised by a fuck who's wife I nailed in my early 20s

>> No.18214669

>>18214639
>food supply
lmao, yellowstone blowing is an extinction-event candidate

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>>18213156
>dig it deep for the ocean to fill it

>> No.18214676

How do you guys feel about buying JNUG and WTI?

>> No.18214680

>>18214661
>>18214639
>Already don't have any god damn masks because of corona
>Now we're breathing ash particulate literally everywhere we go

Our poor lungs

>> No.18214695

>>18214676
WTI smartly hedged at the beginning of all this, calls for late summer/fall are free money

>> No.18214696

Any reccs for safe/high dividend stocks to hold long? Preferably in tech or defense

>> No.18214698

>>18213114
I'm up like 30k through March by sheer luck.

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18214703

>can trade futures on margin in my IRA
based

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>>18214656
Feet are the second least attractive part of a woman.
The least attractive part is 90% of what comes out of their mouths.

Have some improved feet.

>> No.18214710

how do i start investing i dont know shit and im poor fag from poor country but i have at least 1k in savings what do

>> No.18214712

>>18214669
depends on the size. i live downwind from mt st helens and have jars of ash from back in the day. either we become pompeii or shit just sucks for awhile.

>> No.18214715

>>18214669
Billions would die but humans are stubborn fuckers. I suppose Cheyenne Mountain would have a bad day, though. But the Pentagon would be fine physically. You wouldn't even lose continuity of government. It would be like a less radioactive version of Fallout.

>> No.18214718

>>18214696
tech stocks tend to be growth oriented
the real solid divvie stocks are those that consistently make staple products, like coke or P&G

>> No.18214721

>>18214709

t. incel

>> No.18214732

>>18214710
spy puts 1mo out minimim

>> No.18214733

>>18214524
Lmao this is how America falls, we get memed to death by a bunch of plausible deniably war aversion weapons developed in the 80s like bioengineered minor virii and earthquake machines

>> No.18214734

>>18214718
Interesting. I've seen coke stock spoken about here many times

>> No.18214743

>>18214696
>tech and defense
Nigga, you buy shit like KO, JNJ, and WM for dividends. Utilities, food, medicine. Not shit that swings around like tech and defense.

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SHIT I didn’t put SJM and CAG in my food Chad portfolio. Now both are killing it. Jim’s got CAG ceo on tonight too.

>> No.18214749

>>18214732
what do you mean

>> No.18214751

>my x15 leverage short against s&p right now is +130%
fucking hope it continues to drop further this week

>> No.18214753

>>18214669

Is there some economical chemical process to convert gas to ethanol? We could eat and drink all this chap gas if we need to

>> No.18214755

>>18214721
Feet are hideous
t. Chad

>> No.18214756

>Futures dropping.
Oh fug.

>> No.18214767

>>18214712
Yellowstone is a supervolcano, one of the largest "active" (by geological definitions) above sea level. It's last major eruptions were 2000 times more powerful than Mt. St. Helens

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>>18214712
>st. helens

>> No.18214774

>>18214709
shut the fuck up retard nice feet are gods gift to patricians

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>>18214749
buy Put options on the SPY that expire at least in 1 month no less (i am half joking dont do this but there is potential to make big money if the SPY goes down a to like $200)
tldr gamble on the market crashing more

>> No.18214778

>>18214751
Good luck, you better hope jerome doesn't wake up

>> No.18214779

>>18213268
1000000% escaped from lab. 30% bioweapon. 10% released on purpose.

>> No.18214781

I saw two people saying sell BA now and buy again in two weeks. Any truth to this?

>> No.18214787

>>18214452
>Orange man bad
Opposite, that guy's a Q-tard meaning that he would kiss the ground trump walks on given the opportunity

>> No.18214809

>>18214774

What if I have no particular interest in feet, but want my cock stepped on and require girls' feet as a means to that end

>> No.18214816

>>18214809
I told you it was going to be a CBT week

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>>18214734
That’s because foodchads run this shit.

>>18214743
>>18214718
What you really want besides classic brands like KO and PEP and the staples that are going to outperform during a lockdown like CPB, CL, and CLX are dividend GROWTH companies with the balance sheets to support their growing dividends.

LMT does fit the bill I think.

>> No.18214822

>>18214781
Market is going to retest the bottom. It always does in these bear markets

>> No.18214827

>>18214734
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RZ9B7owHxMQ

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>>18214809
Then you are too good for this world.

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>>18214769
>>18214767
oh fuck. was not aware it was that big.

>> No.18214841

>>18214734
Yeah, it's a pretty consistent pattern.
when a company is focused on mostly maintaining market dominance instead of growing into new domains/improving a product, it becomes easier for them to have a higher dividend payout, and for them to always be able to pay that dividend.
Compared to say, AMD or something, which is reliant on continually improving their products and branching into more markets. They need to reinvest a greater amount of their revenue into R&D, when compared to those large manufactures, so less divvies.

>> No.18214844

>>18213551
Same exact situation here. I fucked around, bet against the Fed and found out.

>> No.18214856

>>18214817
Yeah I'm really looking for stuff to put paycheck money into that I can sit on and gain with. Safe and stable. Then again I'm young so a little bit of risk isn't a huge concern either

>> No.18214872

>>18214841
I mean that makes sense. Coke will pretty much always be the same no matter what and its not like they're pressured to innovate anything

>> No.18214878
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>>18213551
>I'm trying to understand options trading cause it sounds fun.
RIP

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>>18214614
>bullish or bearish tomorrow, where we at?
Moderate bullish bias for short term. No prediction for tomorrow although I do not think you will see more than 3% red if it's red.

>> No.18214892

>>18214887
>>18214887
>>18214887
new

>> No.18214907

>>18214856
The secret of dividend chads is we use our dividends to buy options.

>> No.18214947

>>18214676
Why did JNUG fall off a cliff in late feb? The panic didn't happen until mid march..

>> No.18215070

>>18214822
It didn’t in 2018
>>18214879
How boring!
I’m going to have to actually be patient, aren't I?

>> No.18215419

>>18214907
I'm still scooping up oil and will as long as they keep dropping so I can DCA to the bottom but what's some other high payers you'd suggest? Dow Chemical? Altria?

>> No.18216129

>>18214698
its not luck anon, tell us your strategy

>> No.18216163

>>18216129
It really was. I bought TVIX mid January when the first Chinese started dying and then flipped a few bio/pharma stocks

>> No.18216192

>>18213114
Down 17% on SQQQ

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