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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:27:10 2020 No.18211434 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:28:01 2020 No.18211458 Fuck niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:28:30 2020 No.18211476 Fuck niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:28:39 2020 No.18211479 what are the cheapies you guys are gonna grab at the bottom?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:29:01 2020 No.18211490 Fuck niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:29:55 2020 No.18211511 File: 33 KB, 460x318, 1490539350330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211434 Alright /biz/ be real with me, how fucked is the US economy? Is this the titanic or will the endless FED pumps be enough to keep us afloat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:30:12 2020 No.18211516 >>18211479 1 dollar oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:30:53 2020 No.18211530 File: 551 KB, 365x400, 1553538589909.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY IS TRUMP 30 MIN LATE AGAIN ? FCKNG LAZYNIGGER

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:31:18 2020 No.18211540 File: 160 KB, 331x10000, FUCK NIGGERS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK JANNIES FUCK TRANNIES FUCK FATTIES FUCK THOTTIES FUCK SKELLIES AND FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:31:19 2020 No.18211539 >30 DAYS TO SLOW TH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:32:20 2020 No.18211560 >30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD >30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD >30 DAYS TO SLOW THE SPREAD So much for 15 days, this is going to last a LONG time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:32:20 2020 No.18211561 SACRIFICES!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:32:43 2020 No.18211567 Is is happening?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:33:23 2020 No.18211578 File: 135 KB, 691x969, 1553797435951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Long into the future the stock market will still be in the shitter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:34:39 2020 No.18211601 File: 741 KB, 536x505, 1574273265631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LOL. Get fucked Bulls! Unempployment numbers will fuck you up even more on THU. (After the ass penetrating dip i will be a bull again)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:34:46 2020 No.18211604 >VIRUS WONT PEAK UNTIL APRIL 30TH at the minimum wew lad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:35:14 2020 No.18211613 Congrats T-babies anon, if you're still around

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:36:09 2020 No.18211627 >Dexter Goy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:36:21 2020 No.18211629 >>18211511 Do you think they could have saved the titanic if everyone had a bicycle pump? That's about the long term effect this will have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:36:40 2020 No.18211636 File: 50 KB, 680x494, EUSDIfuXYAIhgdd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bulls, are you ready?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:36:43 2020 No.18211640 >>18211511 the economy will recover in a year. do not worry michael cera

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:37:07 2020 No.18211644 BREAKING NEWS JAMIE DIMON IS DEAD SCREENCAP THIS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:37:44 2020 No.18211660 File: 234 KB, 826x1122, ta.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211511 V shaped recovery is still on April is gonna be massively bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:39:26 2020 No.18211690 >90 TARIFF DELAY 90 TARIFF DELAY >90 TARIFF DELAY 90 TARIFF DELAY

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:40:27 2020 No.18211710 >watch countries decend into chaos >do nothing >we are le USA, this won’t happen to us because ... why? Now they react but it’s so late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:41:22 2020 No.18211738 File: 52 KB, 660x372, gettyimages-1082818140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211710 you think the game is fair?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:41:36 2020 No.18211744 File: 7 KB, 176x167, Download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY ARE THE BOGDANOFF BROTHERS ON TRUMP'S STAGE NOW???????

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:42:09 2020 No.18211753 >>18211660 this is a man

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:42:29 2020 No.18211758 >>18211744 Do you feel in charge? DOOMP ET O O M P E T

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:42:35 2020 No.18211759 >VERY PAINFUL MONTH AHEAD >VERY PAINFUL MONTH AHEAD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:42:54 2020 No.18211765 >>18211516 WHAT CAN I BUY THATS SIMILAR TO UWT??????

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:43:10 2020 No.18211769 >>18211302 How, even? I thought you couldnt trade commodities on it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:43:20 2020 No.18211774 File: 85 KB, 929x926, 1583706542156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211744 PAINFUL 2 WEEKS THOUSANDS OF DEATHS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:43:33 2020 No.18211779 >all this doom Sounds really bullish. Buying calls tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:43:47 2020 No.18211784 If i take that mask off will i die?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:44:32 2020 No.18211795 >rough 2 weeks JUST

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:44:47 2020 No.18211803 File: 166 KB, 900x900, 197516_slab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good thing I have protection.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:44:57 2020 No.18211808 File: 1.81 MB, 457x321, 23.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18208652 what do you mean "ready"? it's not even open. do you know how a bear trap works?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:44:58 2020 No.18211809 RIP THAT HAT OFF SO FAST

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:45:39 2020 No.18211821 ID RIP THAT HAT OFF SO FAST

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:45:43 2020 No.18211822 File: 6 KB, 231x218, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GUYS!!! THERES THIS CHICK WE FOUND WHO DID PORN!!! SHE GOT FUCKED ON CAMERA!!! GUYS!! HOLY SHITTT!! ITS THIS GIRL! WE FOUND PORN OF HER GUYS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:45:49 2020 No.18211825 >>18211744 WHERE?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:03 2020 No.18211828 donnie, scratch your nose if i should buy more puts

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:06 2020 No.18211829 >>18211640 >>18211660 Delusion.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:20 2020 No.18211832 "How is he doing?" >"Sir, he's in a coma"

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:22 2020 No.18211833
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Jesus fuck are any of you watching the Trump presser right now? He's talking like a completely different person
>I wouldn't be surprised to see this going on long into the future
>We're going to go through a very tough two weeks

What the fuck did he learn??

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:27 2020 No.18211835 File: 136 KB, 360x360, 1585679786963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dr.Birks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:34 2020 No.18211840 Guys I'm really coughing, but dont have any other symptoms, do you think it's the corona? It started like a week ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:38 2020 No.18211842 Not even the fed can save the market from this doom

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:44 2020 No.18211843 File: 67 KB, 818x864, b51a219345ef46d9b304f1fb7cd265f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i dont want to die

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:46:54 2020 No.18211849 File: 228 KB, 1200x800, gettyimages-825231080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211829 WRONG

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:47:47 2020 No.18211862
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OH SHIT BRIX IS ON STAGE, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:48:19 2020 No.18211870 >>18211840 It's over Send me your bitcoins before you die

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:48:27 2020 No.18211873 Trump sound weird, stocks are gonna fall that wasn't priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:48:42 2020 No.18211879 >>18211833 It probably hit him that this isn't some minor bug, shit will go downhill. That or him or one of his staff lurks here and told him people like Pence more than him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:48:48 2020 No.18211881 >>18211862 *BIRX

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:49:09 2020 No.18211883 >500 a day might die in june

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:49:10 2020 No.18211885 >>18211873 Trump should be in this tone for the next 2 weeks until peak deaths. Politically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:49:22 2020 No.18211889 File: 810 KB, 750x725, 1584126005988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >only 100,000 - 200,000 deaths >best case scenario uhh, guys???

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:49:23 2020 No.18211890 >>18211873 Seconded Trump seems not so great suddenly

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:49:35 2020 No.18211894 >>18211873 He got the virus and he knows it. Rough two weeks - for him

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:49:37 2020 No.18211895 Did you guys see that model? This shit is just beginning and they're admitting it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:50:11 2020 No.18211904 >>18211889 setting goal posts it's why they have 1 million dead on stage too

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:50:22 2020 No.18211907 Next slide please..

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:50:24 2020 No.18211908 BUY CX

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:50:27 2020 No.18211910 File: 60 KB, 1041x517, 1585691282458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211833 >Huh, so that's how it is? I understand everything perfectly now

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:50:36 2020 No.18211913 File: 233 KB, 770x770, 1584818003312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211889 Bloodbath tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:50:52 2020 No.18211919 >fox stream won’t show the slides

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:51:13 2020 No.18211927 The temperature tracking company has shown declines across USA over past 7 days btw Kinsa if you wanna look it up, no spoon feeding

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:51:24 2020 No.18211931 >>18211895 First it was 15 days to slow the spread like 12 days ago, now it's 30. This is going to fuck up the entire year, especially in the fall when it comes back again hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:52:04 2020 No.18211943 People are going to riot in the US, no way will they last another month of lockdowns

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:52:28 2020 No.18211952

Key point

As of Monday morning, more than three-quarters of the country was deep blue. A separate display of the collective national fever trend, which had spiked upward to a peak on March 17, had fallen so far that it was actually below the band showing historical flu fever trends — which meant that the lockdown has cut not only Covid-19 transmission but flu transmission, too.

Its over bears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:52:46 2020 No.18211956 File: 85 KB, 1141x799, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who the FUCK is buying at these yields?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:03 2020 No.18211958 >italy has martial law forcing people to remain home >we hope it will be like italy here >Americans continue to ignore all guidelines and do what they want Haha it's gonna be real bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:05 2020 No.18211960 >>18211931 >>18211943 Herd immunity is really the best option. But people would probably riot over that too

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:06 2020 No.18211961
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Dr. Birx showing model for potential number of dead in US. With “no intervention,” the model shows 1.5 to 2 million deaths. “With intervention” shows 100,000-240,000 deaths.

And these are the government numbers

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:08 2020 No.18211962 >>18211910 lmao it's like he's looking at that chart for the first time

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:10 2020 No.18211963 File: 494 KB, 901x675, 1568319239985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211434 q1 recap

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:29 2020 No.18211967

>>18211952
Fevers were dropping especially rapidly in the West, from Utah to California and from Washington down to Arizona; in many Western counties, the numbers of people reporting high fevers fell by almost 20 percent. The numbers were also declining rapidly in Maine.
>betting on the virus beating USA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:43 2020 No.18211972 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1560052808082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >keep everything open, do almost nothing to prevent spread >people start getting blown the fuck out wow what a revelation, who could have seen this coming?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:50 2020 No.18211973 File: 154 KB, 686x560, 1585653050281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211958 And people are criticizing and not abiding it because it breaks consitutional law. The US is actually fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:53:55 2020 No.18211974 File: 177 KB, 267x592, Biz 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HE'S ALSEEP AT THE WHEEL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:54:31 2020 No.18211984 >>18211889 How does that surprise you? Look at Italy, Spain numbers and adjust for US population size.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:54:51 2020 No.18211990 Look at trumps stance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:54:57 2020 No.18211993 File: 2.08 MB, 1918x1047, Biz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BULLS ARE BACK

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:55:06 2020 No.18211994 kek just remember This is all predictable The april miracle is going to blow your mind and you'll say ohhhh who could have known kek just remember everything is predictable, just not usually predicted

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:55:15 2020 No.18211997 ok enough with the reddit politics how about we talk about markets you guys are embarassing orange man bad! orange man bad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:55:33 2020 No.18212002 >>18211895 HOW IS THIS NEWS TO YOU? BEEN HAPPENING IN EUROPE FOR WEEKS NOW EXACTLY THE SAME

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:56:20 2020 No.18212016 >>18211993 Cringe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:56:44 2020 No.18212020 File: 321 KB, 1280x840, 1280px-Baal_shamin_temple02(js).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder to go bullish already if you haven't all leading indicators indicate April will be the turning point

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:56:48 2020 No.18212021 >>18212002 It's not you retard. It's the fact that they're admitting it now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:56:54 2020 No.18212023 File: 52 KB, 800x450, dfe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211997

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:57:15 2020 No.18212028 >>18211952 All that to tell bears it over compared to the annoying priced in meme. Sounds like youre in denial bull.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:57:47 2020 No.18212033 File: 20 KB, 500x500, att_globe_500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211613 Heh, I'm still here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:57:57 2020 No.18212035 File: 248 KB, 1132x1000, 1572631168429.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullish Press Conference ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:58:07 2020 No.18212037 File: 499 KB, 500x375, 3289.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211910 kek just give me one more +5% day before the -25%, please!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:58:14 2020 No.18212041 >>18211644 What was the point of this post? This would be all over the news the very second it happened, Jamie Dimon isn’t just another billionaire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:58:39 2020 No.18212052 File: 124 KB, 960x960, 1560811970_59566287_1266699830151157_750557273121619968_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] spoonfeeding time https://healthweather.us/ Go bullish already bears are jerky

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:58:44 2020 No.18212053 >>18211973 It will be extended to june, just watch, Virginia already has.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:58:46 2020 No.18212056 >>18211994 worst post on /biz/ today

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:58:50 2020 No.18212057 Would the biggest meme be that this lockdown actually reduces the number of colds and flus for years to come from now? That this lockdown is so effective it actually reduces mortality rates for the next 5 years or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:58:53 2020 No.18212058 Is people rioting en mass priced in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:59:11 2020 No.18212064 Green as fuck tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:59:23 2020 No.18212067 >>18211434 >lolicon Patrician

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:59:35 2020 No.18212070 File: 1.25 MB, 1484x994, 1584126208682.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212020 begone call goblin i ain't selling my deep otm puts

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:59:40 2020 No.18212072 >>18212056 April is going to be incredibly bullish just telling you guys people can predict this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:59:43 2020 No.18212073 >Futures Green OHNONONONO BOBO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 17:59:56 2020 No.18212077 >>18212057 Most deaths are from strokes, cardiac arrests and cancer. No, it won't reduce them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:00:07 2020 No.18212080 just wash your hands and stop touching your face you disgusting mongrels

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:00:13 2020 No.18212084 >>18212058 People rioting and setting the NYSE server room on fire is not priced in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:00:15 2020 No.18212086 >>18212064 240k Deaths fully priced in and bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:00:53 2020 No.18212095 >>18212073 MUST BE COLOR BLIND

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:00:57 2020 No.18212097 File: 124 KB, 550x563, 1585508312454.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212084 >mfw there's an actual chance of that happening now for the first time ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:01:13 2020 No.18212101 File: 1.98 MB, 2560x2144, march31graphs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211910 full graphs

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:01:46 2020 No.18212107
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>>18212057
Social distancing should just be default social practice honestly. What reason do you have to be within 6 feet of someone if you don't need to be?

The Finns have it figured out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:02:02 2020 No.18212116 >>18212084 Literally setting my calls on fire, nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:02:24 2020 No.18212119 https://healthweather.us/ holy fucking shit just look at it GO BULLISH IF YOU ARENT GO BULLISH IF YOU ARENT GO BULLISH IF YOU ARENT THIS IS FUCKING IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:02:41 2020 No.18212122 >>18212095 >Not even 1% down BOBO WHAT CHU GONNA DO WHAT CHU GONNA DO WHEN THE BVLLS COME FOR YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:02:47 2020 No.18212124 >>18212101 Italy has been on full lockdown soon after it appeared. Usa still hasnt. Looks like it might actually get pretty bad here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:03:26 2020 No.18212138 New Yorkers are basically Italians

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:03:46 2020 No.18212144 >>18212119 LOL DATA COLLECTED FROM A SHIT APP. THE SAMPLE SIZE IS TO SMALL TO REACH CONCLUSIONS YOU IDIOT. IVE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS APP

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:04:43 2020 No.18212161 >>18212138 this Take new york/nj out of any calculations and look at USA again Washington had an earlier harsher outbreak than NY.. and they are fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:04:55 2020 No.18212164 >>18212124 Is the lock down priced in?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:04:59 2020 No.18212167 Well in a bit of more serious and depressing news; 594 cases now and 18 dead in my state. Still, compared to other states, we're doing damn good. As awful as that is, judging effectiveness based on body count goes anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:05:05 2020 No.18212170 File: 105 KB, 1202x452, 1585686947667.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this priced in bros?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:05:33 2020 No.18212178 File: 1.30 MB, 1280x1042, 1584739647112.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212070 based and bobopilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:05:37 2020 No.18212183 >>18212064 Y’all need to glow harder

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:05:44 2020 No.18212185 200K DEATHS PROJECTED OMG

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:05:54 2020 No.18212188 Tomorow bull will be slain and biz finally will closed for BBQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:06:05 2020 No.18212190 File: 248 KB, 1600x1600, 1583374374205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures red

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:06:18 2020 No.18212192 >>18212185 Price in and bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:06:40 2020 No.18212201 >>18212170 Lmfao capitulation. Bearish for COVID death numbers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:06:48 2020 No.18212203 File: 47 KB, 739x742, 1569609859232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/biz/ saying it's going to go down Nice, the bull trend will continue just like on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:06:52 2020 No.18212204 >>18212185 Its going to be more. Notice how they just keep increasing the projection as to not incite too much panic

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:07:13 2020 No.18212211 Is there a bear god in mythology?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:07:28 2020 No.18212215 also is anyone going to point out the Cloudflare is literally setting new 52 week HIGHS?

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:07:50 2020 No.18212226
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TRUMP DOESN'T WANT TO SAY THE DEATH TOLL NUMBER
200,000 DEATHS IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS
MUCH LONGER THAN 30 DAYS
DEATHS UNTIL JUNEEEEE
AHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:07:55 2020 No.18212227 >>18212211 Don't know, but the bear will leave its cave forever

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:08:04 2020 No.18212229 File: 128 KB, 1242x1688, Visual representation of just how hard Powell is pushing the printer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uhhhh, guys? what is this pattern called?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:08:05 2020 No.18212230 bobros look at the futures >dow already down 2%

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:08:23 2020 No.18212233 >>18212211 Zeus. He fucked things as a bear. But he also fucked things as a bull

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:08:37 2020 No.18212237 File: 34 KB, 680x591, 307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not gonna lie,I was bearish until I started browsing /smg/ today

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:08:49 2020 No.18212241 EVERYONE Thoughts on Raytheon? Just got the go ahead for their merger with United technologies. Both look like good buisnesses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:08:50 2020 No.18212243 >>18212211 there's a bear god in recent modern history, literally named "Wojack" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:08:53 2020 No.18212245 >>18212226 hes letting them fear monger so he can claim a bigger victory kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:08:55 2020 No.18212246 WHAT A COWARD. HE WONT SPEAK TO IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:09:01 2020 No.18212248 File: 150 KB, 500x333, 1566369834520.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212023 reddit moment

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:09:19 2020 No.18212251 >>18212161 Don’t worry bro, everythings fine, trust me, my dad works st Nintendo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:09:40 2020 No.18212258 >Nobody wants to answer how many will die

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:09:51 2020 No.18212262 >>18212245 >le 4-d chess kys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:09:51 2020 No.18212263 DOW up 7% tomorrow on road for record recovery calling it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:10:04 2020 No.18212267 >>18212084 i'm sure the server room is not in ny, must be in alaska or somewhere cold

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:10:13 2020 No.18212270 >>18211963 faggot gold account user

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:10:36 2020 No.18212277 Trump is scared to answer. Bearish and not priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:10:42 2020 No.18212278 File: 413 KB, 1024x735, 965713374_64c88ec33b_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212211 Saint Serapham.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:11:06 2020 No.18212286 Real talk: will things EVER go back to normal again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:11:07 2020 No.18212288 File: 21 KB, 423x245, dividends are your fren.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:11:10 2020 No.18212290 >trump says "very painful two weeks" >my SDOW shoots up a dollar x fucking d

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:11:10 2020 No.18212291 File: 580 KB, 986x644, 1585691647212(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Woah

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:11:12 2020 No.18212292 Hello, was told by a Portuguese fellow to pop in

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:11:16 2020 No.18212293 >>18212211 A lot, in northen eurasia bear is sacred animal from finland to manchuria

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:11:44 2020 No.18212301 >>18212267 It's in Jersey City.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:11:53 2020 No.18212306 >>18211434 Why am I such a fucking coomer? Fuck that tiny gif makes me horny.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:12:04 2020 No.18212310 >>18212229 SAUCE?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:12:13 2020 No.18212311 >>18212286 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:12:15 2020 No.18212312 trump is like the kid in middle school who didn't contribute to the presentation but tries to answer the easy questions to get a grade lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:12:17 2020 No.18212313 >I could cause a panic better than even you. I could make you look like a minor league player. What did Trump mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:12:29 2020 No.18212317 Holy shit >Confirmed cases 184.183 >Total deaths 3.721

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:12:47 2020 No.18212323 >>18212241 it makes zero sense for raytheon that they merge with a shitty failing airline especialy right now

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:12:59 2020 No.18212327

>>18211889
Data scientist here

I put some time into the model US data already I can see a lot of flaws in it. "Best case" scenario is overly positive and basically impossibility. They know it ofc. They are just using it to not make people panic.

I thinking of writing an article on this. Where should I do that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:13:33 2020 No.18212339 >>18212311 checked, and also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:13:38 2020 No.18212341 >>18212306 That's why it was drawn though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:13:45 2020 No.18212344 >>18212306 get a gf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:13:52 2020 No.18212346 someone explain to me why this gay ass market suddenly decided to face reality today as opposed to any other day in the last 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:13:55 2020 No.18212348 >>18212286 friend, there is no normal

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:14:06 2020 No.18212352 >>18212327 On biz ofcourse,it is only place where anybody read graphs

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:14:07 2020 No.18212353 >>18212327 twitter where you fear monger with all the other dumbass data scientists

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:14:49 2020 No.18212363 >>18212306 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVCQa0znGpM

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:14:50 2020 No.18212365 >>18212348 uh, okay let me put it another way: will we ever get to be in crowded places ever again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:15:01 2020 No.18212368 >>18212346 Fantasy is preferable when reality is harsh

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:15:11 2020 No.18212370 >>18212327 I would do it on a popular newspaper like newsweek or people magazine

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:15:26 2020 No.18212372 >>18212346 because you bought calls during a plague nerd

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:15:30 2020 No.18212374 >that anon was right about today as well who are they

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:16:32 2020 No.18212390 >>18212346 Today was quarterly rebalancing We BVLL tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:16:39 2020 No.18212396 File: 269 KB, 973x873, 1585357637607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] -20% tomorrow, early close. Your little faggot poomps during a crisis like this have consequences.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:16:45 2020 No.18212399 >>18212346 You can't escape reality forever anon, it hits you like a speeding train eventually

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:16:48 2020 No.18212402 >>18212323 Airline? UTX makes components for planes, elevators, housing stuff and engines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:16:54 2020 No.18212404 >>18212327 here on /smg/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:17:03 2020 No.18212408 >>18212374 niggas with common sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:17:05 2020 No.18212411 >>18212374 People with more than 2 braincells

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:17:26 2020 No.18212420 >>18212352 No worry I'll post it here too, though I'm a little afraid of receiving a bunch of jehovas and pizza boxes on my door from bulls if I do a public article >>18212353 Realism =/= fear mongering

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:17:34 2020 No.18212422 futures aren't even limit down yet, BORING

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:18:07 2020 No.18212429 >>18212396 the day we held these bags for is at hand brother

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:18:25 2020 No.18212433 >>18212363 AHH FUCK! OOOHH SSHITT!! I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOF!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:18:49 2020 No.18212439 >>18212372 i have puts that are nearly worthless dweeb

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:18:56 2020 No.18212442 >>18212346 It's still not facing reality at all. It only went down 1.8% despite being up 20% over past 5 days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:19:08 2020 No.18212450 >>18212327 seeking alpha, once you're on there, you know you've made it as a hack

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:19:13 2020 No.18212453 >>18212411 >>18212408 dude predicted fucking two weeks in advance, every day correct how???

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:19:22 2020 No.18212460 >>18212370 I'm not from the US. I've written to a paper once but thats small local shit. Do US papers accept freelancers ? I've understood the US media is not exactly free.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:19:45 2020 No.18212465 File: 2.88 MB, 5598x1470, Claymore.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the end times are coming How's that claymore form coming /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:20:08 2020 No.18212470 >>18211479 CX, HAL.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:20:54 2020 No.18212484

>>18211434
God i love Corona's design. Much better than that cringy pinky overflow Ebola with too many details /pol/ made up.
Also WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND? WASN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A GREENY???
It was like 2.50% green when i woke up and now it's fucking rocket red!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:21:32 2020 No.18212494 File: 408 KB, 1181x782, Screenshot_20200331-181858_Google.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you Bobos deny the settled science? Do you think the earth is flat too or that there are only cough two genders?? Get with the times

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:21:34 2020 No.18212495 File: 640 KB, 986x644, trump looks at.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212374 An insider

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:21:40 2020 No.18212498 >U.S AIRCRAFT CARRIER CAPTAIN REQUESTS PERMISSION TO ABANDON SHIP https://www.foxnews.com/world/uss-theodore-roosevelt-crew-isolated-coronavirus

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:21:56 2020 No.18212504 >>18212484 >It was like 2.50% green when i went to sleep

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:22:25 2020 No.18212517 >>18212465 Broadsword for me. Doing alright.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:22:56 2020 No.18212521 File: 83 KB, 513x658, quarantined.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18211479 TQQQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:23:10 2020 No.18212525 >>18212498 A nuclear sumbarine or ship had an outbreak too kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:23:18 2020 No.18212527 poor bears

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:23:43 2020 No.18212536 >>18212498 Bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:23:47 2020 No.18212537 bobros im up 3.5% already after market is it time are they gonna stop BULLying us

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:23:54 2020 No.18212539 >>18211660 At this point it's a U shaped recovery at best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:23:56 2020 No.18212540 >Full mitigation >200k dead Yeah we'll see a million dead burgers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:23:59 2020 No.18212542 >240K dead is with 100% mitigation compliance INB4 1M dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:24:09 2020 No.18212545 File: 13 KB, 245x206, 1584412400076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bulls where you at? You got quiet when futures opened. What happened????

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:24:29 2020 No.18212549 >>18212540 Remember that 200k dead is a PERFECT scenario

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:24:48 2020 No.18212555 >>18211660 >no sheets enjoy your bedworms retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:24:52 2020 No.18212556 >DYING ON AIRPLANES, DYING IN HOTEL LOBBIES trump working his market magic, we green tmw

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:24:59 2020 No.18212557 File: 204 KB, 850x1200, Dsaal1yWwAAQrp3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212498 If anyone attacked America right now there would be 100% public support for nuclear retaliation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:25:41 2020 No.18212568 >>18212465 >implying i own multiple guns and thousands of rounds of ammo

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:25:53 2020 No.18212572 >>18212557 40% of the country would root for the enemy because they think trump is orange hitler

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:27:14 2020 No.18212589 >>18211833 >What the fuck did he learn?? Basic arithmetic, maybe?

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Mar 31 18:27:18 2020 No.18212592 >>18212549 I thought we only had to do this for 15 days.... noww wwe have to do it 30 more days, that's 45 days. what's next 90 days? that'll push us to like fucking september.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:27:18 2020 No.18212593 >>18212119 >Shows zero cases in my town where 2 people just died Fucking LOL nobody here is using the app

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:27:34 2020 No.18212604 Will HAL be allowed to go under?

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:27:39 2020 No.18212606
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BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?!?!

>90 TARIFF DELAY
90 TARIFF DELAY
>90 TARIFF DELAY
90 TARIFF DELAY
>90 TARIFF DELAY
90 TARIFF DELAY
>90 TARIFF DELAY
90 TARIFF DELAY

BOBO DON'T DO IT

>DIX @ 49.7%
DIX @ 49.7%
>DIX @ 49.7%
DIX @ 49.7%

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:27:58 2020 No.18212610 Anyone who could walk and breath at the same time saw this coming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:28:13 2020 No.18212619 So when does the dip reach rock bottom friends? I’ve never done this before.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:28:29 2020 No.18212623 >>18212606 How can you even make this post while the market closes in red?

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:28:39 2020 No.18212627
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why is Trump letting these faggot democrats of New York off the hook instead of redpilling the entirety of america on how fucking piece of shit subhuman scummy they are?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:28:44 2020 No.18212629 >retouching the bottom I'm bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrr

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:28:55 2020 No.18212635
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>>18212498
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>600 BILLION MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
>$6T STIMULUS
>ANOTHER STIM PLANNED
>200,000 DEATHS BEST CASE SCENARIO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:28:57 2020 No.18212636 File: 52 KB, 1306x748, astro brainlet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imagine falling for the bulltrap of all bulltraps

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:29:17 2020 No.18212643 >>18212593 It's a million households it shows general trends

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:29:43 2020 No.18212648 >>18212545 Not even limit down yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:30:17 2020 No.18212656 We are so absolutely fucked tomorrow. Sell everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:30:21 2020 No.18212659 File: 109 KB, 564x798, 1581772083002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212636 did you miss the original drop and want to be late to the party? Why are you shorting now? We will be over this in a few weeks, it's crazy to be short here

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:30:29 2020 No.18212661

>>18212484
Objectively her design got worse over time. This new one that got popular literally looks like a palette swap of something else. Hell when this one came out it was blonde. Make no sense character design wise. She is a chinese virus, so why blonde hair? She is far more powerful and grown than ebola so why is it pedo shit? Why is she not drinking a corona? What happened to the wings... shit feels like the shitty animators of Steven Universe are in charge of keeping her on model. All the result of pedo weebs. Her design is getting infinitely more generic and baseless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:30:32 2020 No.18212664 >>18212606 whats the DIX?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:30:37 2020 No.18212667 THIS IS NOT THE FLU!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:30:45 2020 No.18212670 >HE SAID THE COMA THING AGAIN HAHAHAH

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:31:16 2020 No.18212675
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>>18212627
PIECE OF SHIT NYC DEMOCRAT FAGGOTS ENCOURAGING THE PUBLIC TO GET INFECTED BECAUSE THEY WANT TO MAKE TRUMP LOOK BAD FOR RUSHING TO CLOSE OUR BORDERS AND KEEP CHINESE FLIGHTS OUT

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:31:36 2020 No.18212682 >>18212627 Because he was exactly as nonchalant about the virus as them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:31:39 2020 No.18212683 File: 82 KB, 921x744, 1584314577230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trump: "It's NOT the Flu"

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:31:43 2020 No.18212687 >>18212643 holocaust numbers (300k) best case scenario

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:31:46 2020 No.18212688 >>18212635 If he does all that, the bull market might come back, but the dollar will become toilet paper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:31:49 2020 No.18212691 >>18211943 > a month in lockdown will make people riot And yet, how sweet will be the memories of that first, innocent, joyful month of lockdown after a year without leaving your home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:31:55 2020 No.18212694 >>18212659 you cannot dissuade me with your feet temptress, no matter how delicious they may appear

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:32:19 2020 No.18212700 File: 345 KB, 1000x1000, 1526505051103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this "priced in", mumu? https://twitter.com/DBelardoMD/status/1245031918493630464

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:32:30 2020 No.18212705
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WHAT DID I MISS???

HE JUST SAID "IT'S NOT THE FLU"
WHAT IS HE DOING!?

It's gone on an hour already and everyone's still there??
>>18212670
yeah what's up with that?
He just said his fat friend is in a coma??

>>18212623
I dunno man it must've been infinitesimally red, I'm down like a few 0.5%, and I think that's mostly in my hedges

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:33:13 2020 No.18212714 >>18212627 Because orange man too was downplaying it. Pretty much every capitalist politican said it was a big fat nothingburger until like March 15th

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:33:15 2020 No.18212715 File: 678 KB, 986x644, 158569329415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:33:21 2020 No.18212717 >>18211952 So you're saying from now on winters will be lockdown time to fight the flu? Not a day too soon. Bullish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:33:48 2020 No.18212727 Just use a scarf, bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:33:53 2020 No.18212733 >just use a scarf

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:34:07 2020 No.18212739 >>18212705 He finally realized best scenario is 100k dead and he won’t get re-elected if it’s 1 million

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:34:17 2020 No.18212747 File: 80 KB, 512x455, 1F528505-861A-4787-B970-76C8BBD07621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY IT WAS A TRAP AFTER ALL ABANDON SHIP TOMORROW WE ARE F U C K E D U C K E D

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:34:25 2020 No.18212752 >>18212715 obsessed mutt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:35:04 2020 No.18212765 Anyone thinking this is going away in summer is a fool. This is going to come back in multiple waves. Which will be deadlier because people will be sick of quarantine and will ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:35:08 2020 No.18212769 >>18212606 LMAOO JUST EXPOSED YOUR LIES

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:35:19 2020 No.18212771 how many times have you heard orange man talk about 5th avenue in nyc or the broken system he inherited

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:35:31 2020 No.18212776 >>18212627 >Posts days old news Let me guess, you went into x over this? Very /biz/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:35:40 2020 No.18212784 Sell everything tomorrow. Get the FUCK out

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:35:50 2020 No.18212785
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I love how all of these fuckers are forced to slowly eat their idiotic words about everything being great and coming to regret trying to squeeze out everything from the economy until the very last moment.
They're slowly moving towards the idea that things are going to get really fucked.
Just wait until we start seeing the mass layoffs and +10% of small businesses going bust. These politicians are going to be really uncomfortable couple of months from here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:36:01 2020 No.18212790 File: 19 KB, 251x242, 1444706571038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NO TARIFF DELAY BULLKEKS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:36:11 2020 No.18212793 >>18212682 kys faggot, he shut down all air travel from china days before that cunt posted that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:36:52 2020 No.18212799 >>18212765 Na, we’ll have some herd immunity in the second wave

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:37:15 2020 No.18212804 >>18212793 Except he said back in February that we'd soon be close to zero cases

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:37:36 2020 No.18212810 >>18212286 Nope. This is one of the pivot points in history. The last one for the US was 9/11, but this one is global. It's rare for something to have an almost equal negative effect on the entire planet.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:37:36 2020 No.18212811
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>>18212627
Trump was downplaying it harder than anyone calling it a big nothingburger. And he fucking completely disbanded the fucking FEDERAL PANDEMIC RESPONSE team in 2018 to save a big buck for his stupid fucking wall.

I love Trump as a bro and want to drink beers and troll normies with him, but fucking hell he has been such shit at doing anything related to being a POTUS

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:37:45 2020 No.18212814 File: 67 KB, 1024x550, ER1KpkSXkAE66uh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212714 >leftwing faggotry lies let me guess, you get your propaganda forcefed from rachel maddow

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:38:01 2020 No.18212823 >>18212799 immunity to coronaviruses only lasts about 4 months...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:38:26 2020 No.18212832 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1585684897322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SPY down to 2540 from 2630 oh no no no looks like rejection

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:38:47 2020 No.18212838 >>18212804 on a historic scale, he was right btw they will carve trumps face into mount rushmore after his second term, choke on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:38:56 2020 No.18212840 >>18212799 The better the first wave is controlled, the less herd immunity is present also we don't know if coronavirus will mututate enough to negate that, the common cold can't be vaccinated against and flu vaccines are a crapshoot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:38:57 2020 No.18212841 >we need full mitigation >florida not ordering stay at home is a good idea T.trump.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:39:02 2020 No.18212842
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>>18212715
fucking nicely done
wish I knew how to do this shit

>>18212790
>>18212769
kek he just didn't want to say it because he wants to emphasize that he's beating the chinks and his friend Xi. He's supposed to give US firms a 90-day reprieve reported today, we'll see.

Did you see him try to figure out if he could call the guy fake news?
>where are you from?
>WSJ
>oh okay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:39:04 2020 No.18212844 Not too late to grab 20 dollar SQQQ but honestly I don't want to fuck around with this stupid clown market, tomorrow could be bright green.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:39:25 2020 No.18212854

>>18212793
He held rallies and constantly told it's a nothingburger while comparing it to the flu. Also:

https://apnews.com/0dc271ad7f7917374a5a0cfb49273783

>Most major airlines had already suspended flights to China prior to the announcement on Jan. 31, following the lead of several major international carriers that had stopped due to the coronavirus outbreak. Delta, American and United cited a sharp drop in demand for the flights, and an earlier State Department advisory told Americans not to travel to China because of the outbreak.

>Trump’s order did not fully “close” the U.S. off to China, as he asserts. It temporarily barred entry by foreign nationals who had traveled in China within the previous 14 days, with exceptions for the immediate family of U.S. citizens and permanent residents. Americans returning from China were allowed back after enhanced screening at select ports of entry and for 14 days afterward. But U.S. scientists say screenings can miss people who don’t yet show symptoms of COVID-19; while symptoms often appear within five or six days of exposure, the incubation period is 14 days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:39:26 2020 No.18212856 >>18212545 >not even a percent down yet Feeling comfy. Getting another chance to buy cheapies sounds nice. Another 10-20% is recoverable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:39:31 2020 No.18212860 >>18212804 That depends on your definition of "soon." 1 year is soon compared to 20 years. :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:39:49 2020 No.18212864 >>18212811 >still pimping this lie

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:39:59 2020 No.18212869 >oil companies not being able to profit is good based trump.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:40:05 2020 No.18212871

>>18212661
Don't get me wrong, i've seen lots of Coronas that was hot, but not fitting of the characteristics, so i get what you mean.
I just like the simple design, those two balls (i've always been a Chun Lee wanker since SSF2) and if there is ONE thing nobody could possibly argue over, is that the Chinese Dress is MADE FOR SEX.
And her anime style just helps it all. Hell i'd pay to bang a short chink with those quipo or whatever they're called with two big hairbuns. They could even be infected for all i care. I want to FUCK this meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:40:08 2020 No.18212874 Kek trump said 99 cent gas, less valuable than water in some places. Says there are discussions going on

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:40:09 2020 No.18212875 >>18212832 it took too long, bobo... i've already lost......

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:40:32 2020 No.18212886 >>18212844 You're a fool if you're shorting the NASDAQ instead of the DOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:40:48 2020 No.18212891 >>18212814 >Feb 5 Democrats need to be removed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:40:51 2020 No.18212892 Remeber when this was LESS DANGEROUS than the flu? >>18212854 you're feeding a troll, he's either delusional or doesn't care about reality and is fine spreading lies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:40:51 2020 No.18212893 File: 161 KB, 1000x641, 1583682346699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trump confirms meeting with MBS and Putin, talks about the tanker farms

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:40:52 2020 No.18212894 File: 122 KB, 499x311, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212814

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:41:00 2020 No.18212896 >>18212814 fake tweet faggot

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Mar 31 18:41:04 2020 No.18212900 .99 cents per gallon gasoline. this economy is going to fly once the psy-op is over.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:41:11 2020 No.18212902 >>18212886 im short on the s&p500

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:41:43 2020 No.18212912 >>18212886 That's fair. Can still get SDOW under 50...Still, fucking clown market

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:41:44 2020 No.18212915 File: 266 KB, 1280x1280, 1584486096445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212814 You fucking retarded? Orange man was denying it longer than anyone except right wing nutjobs. He believed the chinese like a hopeful retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:41:57 2020 No.18212918 >>18212842 >wish I knew how to do this shit someone posted the transparent layer so you just have to add whatever image you want as another layer, its incredibly easy

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:42:14 2020 No.18212926 >>18212900 More like US oil industry is going to die off completely except for the biggest players, who will be bailed out no matter what. Oil will be cheap only as long as it takes to strangle US off the playing board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:42:39 2020 No.18212931 daily reminder, 14,000 dow soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:42:45 2020 No.18212932 File: 1.75 MB, 1298x1300, Screen Shot 2020-03-31 at 3.39.08 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212661 >seething over girls being at their sexual peak 16~20 wewwwww

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:43:24 2020 No.18212945

>>18212864
Where is the lie you fucking teenager? go back to /pol/ to gargle you insipid Fox News.

I'm republican af, but if you're too dense to see how badly he fucked this up then you're beyond hope. Plenty of Dem retards were downplaying it as well, but Trump is the POTUS and not only downplayed it but fucked us by literally disbanding the pandemic response force less than two years before a pandemic. Also massively cut funding to CDC and NIH for research grants; well guess who has been lacking resources when we needed it, the CDC lol

get fukt you stupid /pol/tard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:43:28 2020 No.18212946 >>18212912 SDOW up 11% from today's low and climbing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:43:35 2020 No.18212949 >>18212161 >Washington is fiiiiine, bro Yup, we're fine, no makeshift hospitals in parking lots popping up or anything like that, no siree bob.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:43:43 2020 No.18212951 >>18212610 Tell that to the market. Piece of shit was irrational for so long I actually went long today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:45:07 2020 No.18212974 >>18212951 You fell for the trap today. Sell asap tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:45:17 2020 No.18212979 >>18212327 credentials or your a fear monger

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:45:18 2020 No.18212980 Bros I just wanna see 2 circuits break is that too much to ask

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:45:26 2020 No.18212983 File: 1.39 MB, 1242x772, 1583343885573(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212661 There are 2 Corona-chan designs people use. Most art follows these.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:45:29 2020 No.18212984 >>18212864 >>18212814 I'll leave this here for the yunglings from /pol/ who don't bother ever checking news outside of meme images on 4chan https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-fire-pandemic-team/

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:45:53 2020 No.18212990 >>18212980 We were soooooo close once but we got cucked at like 12%

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:46:15 2020 No.18212999 >>18212932 Got the $SAUCE bro?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:47:01 2020 No.18213006 >>18212814 >Democrats >Left wing

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:48:31 2020 No.18213033
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>>18212951
I also went long today on technicals. The selling volume has thinned out. There's little panic left. Standard swing setup for me, stop loss in place and so forth.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:48:57 2020 No.18213040
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>>18212951
You should have some exposure to good companies, but the shit that's dipping but I try never to buy on green days.

The market WAS irrational for so long that I closed my short positions at loss/breakeven for Marriott and Carnival cruises. Fuck I'd have made a loooooot of money instead of losing my ass. No leverage though, just shorts and I got shook.

>>18212999
checked
it's one of the first things on nhentai for bull

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:49:29 2020 No.18213048 >>18212365 Oh yeah In 2 years, we'll either have vaccines, effective antivirals, or hearty herd immunity it'll be less deadly every year humans are tough

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:49:59 2020 No.18213053 >>18211994 Thanks Q

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue Mar 31 18:50:09 2020 No.18213058 >>18212984 >implying the virus is real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:50:33 2020 No.18213066 >>18212984 >snopes I like my fact checks to be checked by literal prostitutes as well

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:50:38 2020 No.18213070 New: >>18213059 >>18213059 >>18213059

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:50:59 2020 No.18213076
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>>18213033
w-wat
I thought the buying volume had been short since last week? damn I've been adding to my short-smallcaps and short-small-reits positions fuck fuck.

What'd you buy sempai?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:51:37 2020 No.18213082 >>18213066 Nice ad hominem

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:52:27 2020 No.18213092 >>18212990 We hit 13 but no breaker because it was like 3:50

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:52:45 2020 No.18213103

>>18212951
I've been holding on to SQQQ since the 23rd, The stats were right in front of us, the doctors were telling us what was up, and Trump and every stooge in a position of power OK'd a 2 Trillion dollar package to print the problem away while our medical community were walking dead wearing garbage bags for protective gear.

All the Big Money abandoned america and everywhere else way ahead of time and its all the overeager kids and punished boomers who lost a retarded amount of money who were left to play with the broken economy. Betting against the largest unemployment rate in history, largest stock drop, and more virulent widespread modern pandemic with the most incompetent President at the helm was a recipe for a disaster.

When you go to the doctors and you tell him your symptoms, does he tell you what the stock market futures look like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:52:48 2020 No.18213104 >>18212814 >fake tweet >fake tweet >fake tweet >fake tweet >fake tweet >fake tweet

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:52:49 2020 No.18213105 >>18213076 >What'd you buy sempai? All the volume is thin. Volume indicator flipped positive yesterday along with the other stuff. Therefore buy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:53:50 2020 No.18213127 >>18213076 I just bought a 2x index position.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:53:52 2020 No.18213128 >>18212365 why would you want to? people are horrible.

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:55:42 2020 No.18213162
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>>18213127
I see. I should possibly add some to balance out my dumbass short positions. That DIX is remarkable too...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:57:30 2020 No.18213201 >>18213128 live music can be fun and sometimes good grocery stores are kind of crowded

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:57:43 2020 No.18213207

>>18212984
I'm fully onboard that Trump fucked up, but don't post Snopes.. jesus fuck. I don't know how many times they were proven to put out fake shit while also being sponsored by one side of the political spectrum, that's like going back to the 70s and asking Pravda what they think of Stalin.. the answer is obvious

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 18:58:30 2020 No.18213225
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>>18213162
might still be red tomorrow. I dunno. My dice and jacks and kazoos are only good at identifying possible developing trends. Pretty often there is a red day right after I get my entry go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:00:12 2020 No.18213255 File: 546 KB, 1600x900, moonbase.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bulls end up on the moon. what is the bear strategy? You have like 8 trading days to when bad news ends

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:01:07 2020 No.18213269 >>18212984 >snopes why dont you post a real source like buzzfeed or msnbc

Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:04:28 2020 No.18213336

>>18213269
this is why Trump supporters are seen as fucking retarded. its a basic fact that Trump fired the team. i could cite old NY Times articles, or old CNN articles, or go back and find public records, and nothing would convince you. you could look it up yourself and you would decide every result is a lie. nothing will ever reach you in your bubble
and because of that, the world is going to surprise and confuse you forever
you'll always feel undersiege because you'll always be wrong
also: disney puts $82 4/3 i fucking feel it

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:07:40 2020 No.18213394 >>18213225 thankies! I think I'll wait it out. Oh gosh I don't know there are still good companies that are so red!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:11:12 2020 No.18213448 >>18212799 THERE IS NO IMUNITY RETARDS. There were already reports of cases in China where people got infected and sick again. And in China everyone is wearing masks and gloves still.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:17:08 2020 No.18213537 >>18212170 >be wrong >get proven to be wrong >double down >discard numbers as not reliable

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:19:38 2020 No.18213587 File: 265 KB, 589x590, 124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18212288 dividends betray us when we need them the most

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:25:54 2020 No.18213702 >>18212785 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/10659851/Woman-laughs-at-man-attempting-robbery-with-meat-cleaver-in-China.html now that was a nothingburger

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:35:53 2020 No.18213884 >>18213587 god damn it liz don't look at my peepee like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:38:07 2020 No.18213922 >>18212983 why did whoever made that image put the orange haired corona-chan on top of the red virus? one job

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:44:37 2020 No.18214025 >>18213336 Trump supporters are retarded, it's bigly true. But people like you are even worse. At least Trump supporters are vaguely aware they're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:44:45 2020 No.18214031 >>18213587 Full body pic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 19:47:23 2020 No.18214071 >>18212945 Mate, the whole world fucked this up. Trump dropped the ball less than 90% of places. It's no excuse though, the political class globally needs to have their heads removed from their shoulders

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 20:02:42 2020 No.18214304 >>18212170 I have never seen a man be more btfo

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