Winner opportunistic /biz/ ideas thread

[Anonymous No.18209106]

Okay faggots, clownworld is crumbling before our eyes, the economy doesn't make any sense anymore.

In this thread we try to come up with ideas on how we can come out as winners from this shitshow. Business ideas.
Mines so far:

>delivery only food biz
>disinfectant machine
>making bread and growing vegtables, community delivery, with assurance that it comes from a quarantined person who gets ingredients online/in full protective gear. Food safety stamp, "coming from a quarantine source"
>mask manufacturing
>car cinema
discuss

[Anonymous No.18209275]

bumperino

[Anonymous No.18209928]

bumpelloni

[Anonymous No.18210584]

fck ya all

[Anonymous No.18210608]

>>18209106
Porn

[Anonymous No.18210664]

Easily deployed hydroponics that produce enough volumes to feed ppl in a short amount of time.
Aerial drone delivery systems. Automated or piloted. Think like NYC bike couriers but with drones.
Anti-viral entryways. Maybe some kind of laser frequency that shoah’s all viral particles from a surface. So person walks in, and as they walk in they get virus shit blasted off em.

[Anonymous No.18210687]

there was a thread about houses going for cheap in a few months due to everyone getting laid off. The best way to profit would be to buy up physical assets cheap then either use them in your current business or sell them at market value later when the economy recovers.

[Anonymous No.18210742]

>>18209106
if things were to get real bad, maybe mask filter repacking? 3d printing filters and packing with some kind of filter?

Construction would probably be really important.
Some type of skill you can trade for another service will probably be best, or food if money is rendered into zimbabwe bucks

[Anonymous No.18210756]

>>18209106
So it turns out UV lamps do a pretty good job of killing Covid-19.

We buy up all those empty carwashes & turn them into drive-thru decontamination centers. Million dollar idea, and you saw it on /biz/ first.

[Anonymous No.18210836]

>>18210756
How long you gotta be under UV for? Also decon on the outside alone doesn’t help. You have to hit everything without burning ppl or delivering a deadly dose of radiation.
>>18210742
3D printing filters is an excellent idea but is very difficult to do. Manufacturing them normally already requires some highly specialized equipment. If you invented the tech to do that, you’d be setup to do a whole hell of a lot more innovative things.
Instead, you could develop some kind of emergency 3D printer for ad hoc request. Tune them for like medical equipment or mechanical parts specifically and set them up to rapidly churn out products. For optimal impact tho, you’d need to improve on metal 3D printing, which is again hard af.

[Anonymous No.18210852]

>>18209275
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.18210861]

>>18209106
>>delivery only food biz
Already exists
>>disinfectant machine
Already exist, added bonus, getting giv. approval. Have fun throwing millions at the FDA.
>>making bread and growing vegtables, community delivery, with assurance that it comes from a quarantined person who gets ingredients online/in full protective gear. Food safety stamp, "coming from a quarantine source"
Pointless, would take several growing seasons to establish, let alone start working, this will be over before the growing season is half over.
>>mask manufacturing
See: china and FDA
>>car cinema
Already exists.

Your ideas suck. Stick to whining about your Trumpbux being delayed.

[Anonymous No.18210864]

>>18210664
>Aerial drone delivery systems. Automated or piloted. Think like NYC bike couriers but with drones.
Follow up to this one. You could execute this like Uber and contract out pilots. Have them fly small drones to courier things around from the comfort of their home or whatever. Would need a bit of infrastructure investment, but you’d BTFO bike couriers and easily take their profits.

[Anonymous No.18210878]

>>18209106
Tutorials on how to cut your hair yourself while being in quarantine

[Anonymous No.18210890]

>>18210864
Amazon is already deeply invested in this, and hasn't deployed because of zoning and local gov and such, but sure, you'll beat them to market.

[Anonymous No.18210911]

Somehow the smart contract meme will get pushed hard. Companies are gonna need to be agile af moving forward. How is the trillion dollar question

[Anonymous No.18210925]

>>18210878
I need this atm

[Anonymous No.18210929]

>>18210890
I doubt local gov will care about those laws if this goes on much longer.
You’re kind of a killjoy though. OP just asked for ideas, it’s a fun thought experiment. Let me guess, you’re one of those shark tank like investors that just shits on everyone right?

[Anonymous No.18210960]

>>18210911
Where can I read up on the challenges of implementing smart contracts? I never knew this was a thing and it seems pretty interesting.

[Anonymous No.18211027]

>>18210925
I know #MeToo

[Anonymous No.18211070]

>>18210960
Chainlinkhub.com is a great place to start

[Anonymous No.18211147]

>>18210929
>Let me guess, you’re one of those shark tank like investors that just shits on everyone right?
I don't need to be, to laugh at the room temp "ideas" from you chimps. /biz is for entertainment, dummy.

[Anonymous No.18212113]

>>18211147
And I’m sure you have good ideas right?
>durr why would I tell u ppl my ideas hurr
I hope you get corona’d

[Anonymous No.18212666]

>>18210929
You are not a smart man

[Anonymous No.18212690]

>>18212666
Fuck off satan

[Anonymous No.18212824]

>>18209106
>creating stylish phones's boxes that when blocked act as a soundproof Faraday cage to stop government from spying
>creating a company that specialize in going into smart houses (they are coming, don't you fucking worry) and increase privacy and hack risk
>growing food and sell that for bitcoin
>company that specialize in building bunkers and/or private self-sufficent houses

[Anonymous No.18213093]

>>18210861
microgreens grow in a week or so

[Anonymous No.18213149]

Some sort of ankle bracelet that administers electric shocks to homewagies when their productivity drops.