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Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:23:19 2020 No.18202981 [DELETED]

>be me
>morbidly obese
>Russian
>just made a cool $200M off of my latest get rich scheme
>Market crashing
>Cashflow is negative
>No money coming in except for selling dev coins
>Dev coins value is falling due to beer Virus
>Cash inflow getting smaller and smaller
>Try to get a loan using my scam coins as collateral
>Banks, Angel Investors, VCs turn me down because they see the coins as inherently worthless after doing extensive research
>breathe sigh of relief remembering the retards who bought your coin don’t do any research
>Big titty bimbo offers to suck my shrinkled Russian dick if she gets the loan deal
>She even offers to use my scam coin as collateral
>Exitscam

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:44:04 2020 No.18203350 >>18202981 OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:49:11 2020 No.18203448 >>18203350 Linkcels deserve this

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 10:52:56 2020 No.18203522 File: 200 KB, 1185x1440, 2EE469D6-8C56-4407-A0DA-57C861270624.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18202981 it aint trickin’ if you got it

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