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>> No.18201346

Ok Jerome start pumping now

>> No.18201350
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>>18201346
Starting to SWEAT, mumu?

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is... it finally time bobros

>> No.18201356

whats the gif from?

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>sold all my shorts yesterday
nothing personal, bulls

>> No.18201362

Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't sell all my DFEN and JNUG and go all in on MFA.

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>>18201353
Of course!

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>she is unaware of the current state of affairs

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>>18201331
Nice clouds, heheh.

>> No.18201384

>when your shorts AND your hedges are gaining

>> No.18201387
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Did MGM cuck Blackstone?

OCTOBER 16, 2019
Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust will acquire the Bellagio for $4.25 billion through a 95-5 joint venture with MGM and will lease it back to a unit of the casino company for an initial annual rent of $245 million.

JAN. 14, 2020
The joint venture includes private-equity and real estate company Blackstone Group and MGM Growth Properties LLC. The joint venture will be owned 50.1% by MGM Growth Properties and 49.9% by Blackstone. It will also acquire the real estate assets of Mandalay Bay from MGM Growth Properties and lease both properties to MGM Resorts for an initial rent of $292 million.

BlackStone literally bought just before the crash

>> No.18201388

>>18201362
It has a 47% dividend that is going to get slashed

>> No.18201390

TLRY worth investing in now?
I mean what else is there to do beside smoking weed?

>> No.18201396

>>18201387
Blackstone probably knew what they were doing

>> No.18201398

Well, i finally sold my few SQQQs and bought a TQQQ.

>> No.18201401

consumer confidence report is priced in, whys it going down?

>> No.18201404

>>18201390
>I mean what else is there to do beside smoking weed?

Reading and going to the park to meet women.

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#CircuitBreaker

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should i double down on AMRN? they could win an appeal

>> No.18201410

>>18201387
should i short mgm now ? or put with strike at 7 bucks?

>> No.18201412

will becoming a porn actress make me better at finance

>> No.18201413

>>18201398
lol

>> No.18201417

>>18201361
You might FINALLY be right this time, bears.
And damn -- it took you long enough

>> No.18201418

Is there any reason in particular that the futures have gone red, or is it just pure clownery?

>> No.18201423

>>18201412
getting buttholed by a kebab doesnt make you an actress becky

>> No.18201425
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Which stocks should I invest in if I want a gf like this?

>> No.18201426

>>18201418
is there a reason they should be green? have you looked outside?

>> No.18201427

>>18201412
Yes if you have a female boss

>> No.18201428

>>18201409
How much are you down?
I'd suggest putting the money somewhere else.

>> No.18201429

>>18201398
Kek
Sounds like the market is going to tank then lmaoooo

>> No.18201431

>>18201418
Yep, just clownery that the markets are going red in a period where worldwide demand has evaporated

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>>18201396
Are Casino stocks worth it?
What's the appeal of high end hotels vs integrated resorts?

>>18201410
I would short WYNN or PENN

>> No.18201439

>>18201398
lmfao
anon..... have you ever knowingly angered the bogdanoffs?

>> No.18201442

>>18201425
HRT

>> No.18201443
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>>18201041
okay maybe ill do a broken wing butterfly

>> No.18201448

>>18201356
I don't know.
Image search doesn't yield

>> No.18201452

>>18201417
Don't forget we're in a clown market

>> No.18201453 [DELETED] 

>>18201398
Dumb confirmed.

>> No.18201455

>>18201413
Only bad 2 of the sqqqs. Lost like $10 over half a week. I did better previously with actual stonks and not indicies. But i am testing the waters this way.

>> No.18201461

>>18201426
>>18201431
So no reason. Okay got it, thanks dumb bobos.

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>>18201425
n a t u r a l
g a s

>> No.18201463

pls Dow Jones, drop to 17k

>> No.18201465

>>18201425
that's a man

>> No.18201471

>>18201435
>Are Casino stocks worth it?
I am currently very bearish in the short term, but I don't see why not. Gambling is a solid industry with great potential for deregulation.
>What's the appeal of high end hotels vs integrated resorts?
Prestige and high end business traffic

>> No.18201487

Lads let's assume I have $500/mo to invest and I want to have $100k in 5 years. What do?

>> No.18201491

jerome's up

>> No.18201496

PRICED IN? RETARD BULL ZOOMERS SAYS WHAT?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-31/goldman-sees-even-deeper-u-s-contraction-in-second-quarter

>> No.18201497

>>18201487
get a better job

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18201498

>backtest international blue chip income portfolio
>it barely beats S&P 500

So much work and stress for what? I might be an idiot. Do I take the ETF pill and just buy VOO?

>> No.18201503

What's the move today?

>> No.18201510

>bears getting cocky on a tiny premarket dip before the next leg up
god I can't wait to see your posts in a few hours

>> No.18201512

>>18201487
wait for the bottom after this last leg down and buy blue chips as fast as you can

>> No.18201513

>>18201498
just go 40% edv and 60% qqq

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Just bought a bunch of groceries from Dollar General guys. Canned tuna, coffee, beans and such. Everywhere else was sold out. Just letting yall know you NEED to go ahead and order food before the nationwide lockdown happens.

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We're at 2019 january levels

>> No.18201531

This market is retarded

>> No.18201534

>>18201514
every world leader knows that its people are only ever 9 meals away from revolution. there will be no food shortages.

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>>18201510

>> No.18201536

>>18201531
and gay

>> No.18201542

Any other major suicides besides that german state finance minister?

>> No.18201545

>>18201525
great perspective friend

>> No.18201548

>>18201534
There may be food out there but do you want to expose yourself to hordes of people? Why would you not store food away? Are you wanting to be risky with your health?

>> No.18201556

>>18201425
The thot index

>> No.18201559

>buy now, falling stocks might cuck me
>keep holding all cash, inflation might cuck me
Fuuuck
wat do

>> No.18201561

>>18201513
why edv?

>> No.18201562
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what will the world economy be like in 2 years

>> No.18201565

>>18201487
serious answer your only hope would be to just DCA into TQQQ for 5 years and pray

>> No.18201575

>>18201562
the same as it was 6 months ago

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>>18201498

>> No.18201583

>>18201562
Medieval farming and goods traded as currency

>> No.18201585

>>18201542
USA economy if USA doesn't implement stronger restrictions

>> No.18201586

Aaaaand soon enough we're back over 260, probably before the market opens.

290 or 300 by EOD

>> No.18201587

>>18201503
I'm buying Gilhead sciences and BionTech stocks.
BioNtech is right now doing a live call about what their are doing. They say they will start covid vaccine testing in late april.

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>>18201487
You need to net about 3.5% a month.
>>18201512
I'd suggest this. Or if you feel risky soxl/spxl....

>> No.18201591

>>18201548
>starve to death
vs
>1% chance of getting the flu
hmm

>> No.18201594

>>18201586
This braindead nigger-buying makes me go insane

>> No.18201595

>>18201562
JUST

>> No.18201605

>>18201561
lower expense ratio and higher yield than tlt

>> No.18201608

Just got rid of my calls. Prepare for a bull run beyond human imagination

>> No.18201609

>>18201594
Come join the winning team anon, it's great on this side of the fence

>> No.18201612

>>18201587
MRNA has already done human testing

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>>18201562
this

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>>18201591
>spending the money you were going to spend early to have food security

yeah, seems like the worst decision you could ever make.

>> No.18201626

Will DFEN go up today?

>> No.18201629

>>18201609
My entire body revolts against it..

>> No.18201630

>>18201608
for fuck sake anon, now I have to go long on everything

>> No.18201637

>>18201548
I was shopping lately and I was almost completely alone. No one dares to go to the market but when they do they buy much more.

>> No.18201641

>>18201617
im already prepped for 3 months im just saying its spending money for peace of mind not something that will actually happen. if there are food shortages youre going to have to worry about your neighbor with 3 starving kids kicking in your door. i dont see it happening and im pretty doompilled generally.

>> No.18201643

>Le old resistance 2600 is now le support!
FUUUUUUUCK

>> No.18201646

>>18201608
I sold mine Friday but I'm buying back today, this has further to go.

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>>18201608
>He got rid of his calls?
>Jetez-la.

>> No.18201649

Pre-market pump starting. Fuck this shit every day.

>> No.18201651

OH NONONONONNONO SILVERBACKGORILLA BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18201656

Dow futures already down, bear is incoming

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>>18201629
The Bull side of the market is a path to gains some might consider... Unnatural.

>> No.18201660

MRNA gonna moon again, dont miss out

>> No.18201668

>>18201608
And it already goes back up.
Jesus Christ. I genuinely think the Bogs might watch me

>> No.18201673

>>18201641
>not being armed.

Why would I be worried about my neighbor attacking me. I have the right to defend myself/property and am well prepared to do so.

>> No.18201674

>>18201659
NOOOOOOO

>> No.18201680

>>18201668
we just think like any other simpleton investor

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>>18201668

>> No.18201686

>>18201668
always do the opposite of your gut instinct

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18201692

You can go a month without eating paranoidbros

>> No.18201697

realistically it should be red today, but it wont

>> No.18201698

a-any good news about oil...?

>> No.18201700
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>>18201660
>moon
>it's literally ATH

>> No.18201702

>>18201673
>lol ill win a coinflip in a life or death gunfight over food 100% of the time no matter what
sounds like /biz/ to me

>> No.18201706

should i simply straddle the shit out of SPY here ? currently holding call on Royal dutch and a put SPY 215, all expiration May

>> No.18201707

>>18201649
>be at trading desk at morgan
>get to work at 8am
>buying below yesterdays close to tell manager im a good boy
>now to wait for a move green to unload short positions
if you dont understand the mechanics of this market, stay away

>> No.18201708

>>18201668
I warned you. Luckily you still have time to get in before we hit 290 later today.

>> No.18201714

Bears literally got too cocky

>> No.18201716

>>18201698
every pump is to be shorted, no good news whatsoever

>> No.18201717

>>18201702
Not a coin flip if you are defending, odds are greatly on your side.

>> No.18201721

Ffs this market is determined to keep going up it seems.

>> No.18201724

Time to buy spy yet?

>> No.18201727

>>18201659
Have you ever heard the story of Darth Pumpius the Bull?

>> No.18201728

>Trump name dropped Ford and GE yesterday

Imagine not going all in on these today.

>> No.18201729

>>18201724
Get in before you get left behind

>> No.18201737

>>18201496
Priced in you
Dumb
Poor
Tranny

Stay poor with your five figure folio

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18201743

Any non-retards in here? Want to form a volatility trading group?

>> No.18201745

>>18201708
Shut the fuck up don’t tell that guy to buy in, it’ll go down

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guys
it just dropped 2% in one massive block trade

red day

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>>18201738
the most powerful man in the world is a bear

>> No.18201756

>>18201749
what did?

>> No.18201758

>>18201737
>five figures
Haha yeah, five figures alright...

>> No.18201762

>>18201702
>defending a property which I know and am prepared for
>being trained and prepared
>having surveillance.

Yeah man, some nigger kicking more door in is a huge thread lmao.

>> No.18201765

>>18201749
quarterly rebalancing

>> No.18201767

>V shape exactly as predicted before the premarket even ends.
Oh bobo, you really do never learn do you? Time for your short flattening session

>> No.18201772

>>18201686
*opposite of /biz/

>> No.18201778

The bear menace fears the eternal bull.

>> No.18201784

>>18201707
>unloading short positions after indexes move green
wat?

>> No.18201788

>>18201496
>Goldman
Reminder that they told people to not buy in Jan 2019, but told people to buy in around April just days before the market corrected 6%

>> No.18201797

>>18201410
>Shorting MGM
Anything with an IV over 100 is not worth it because you're going to get IV crushed even if your position ends ITM

>> No.18201800

>>18201743
im in

>> No.18201803

>>18201749
not seeing anything that matters doing that
generally if you're posting about anything other than the big US indexes it's a good idea to post what ticker you're talking about since your post is worthless without doing that

>> No.18201807

>>18201743
>non retards
>posts black model
this isnt 1997 my guy

>> No.18201811

>>18201743
No, but if you haven't already you should check out SqueezeMetric's GEX and Harlin's GEX Garch.

>> No.18201813

>it drops and drops until exactly 30 minutes before open doing a V-shape recovery
oh boy, should have went neutral yesterday...

>> No.18201815

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/30/stock-futures-are-flat-following-rebound-from-coronavirus-sell-off.html


we got too cocky bull bros

>> No.18201816

>>18201578
Well atleast the average investor beats Japan

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BASED

>> No.18201828

>>18201807
>>18201811
I can't give people my real models. Although I will say that most market makers use a trinomial tree interpolated onto a cubic spline.

>> No.18201831

>>18201784
theyre managing an order book, not speculating on price. they long below and short above.

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>>18201815
Reminder

>> No.18201846

>bobos posting the same old desperate priced in fud
>BVLL MARKET BLASTS OFF

>> No.18201848

>>18201832
>boohoo 32% unemployment
Priced in and extremely bullish, moron.

>> No.18201850

>>18201612
Thanks.

Buying that too.

>> No.18201851

>>18201820
Holy fucking based

>> No.18201857

>>18201815
unironically bullish and priced in

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>>18201803
guys
IT'S going down, it's down 5% now
IT is down, red day

>> No.18201873

>>18201815
reminder that futures mean nothing

>>18201832
nobody cares that Taco Bell workers got laid off lmao, they can just go work at whatever fast food place opens after this blows over

The bottom is already in and MMS already bought in on the last dip (the 23rd). You’re too late bears, we’re on our way to all time highs.

>> No.18201875

>>18201753
Communism is bearish

>> No.18201877

How do I short the US military nuking NYC to contain the virus?

>> No.18201879

investment firms are moving out of stocks into bonds today

>> No.18201883

HELLLOOOOO BOBO? YOU WERE EVERYWHERE AT THE START OF THE THREAD? WHERE ARE YOU NOW? HELLLOOO?

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>>18201498
What site did you use for back testing anon?

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>>18201832
THIS
IS
PRICED
IN

>> No.18201889

Hedge fund EJF Capital LLC told clients it was suspending redemptions from one of its funds for the foreseeable future because it didn’t want to be a forced seller in what it called “dysfunctional” credit markets.
FIRST TO GO

>> No.18201890

Bearfags convinced me to undo my TQQQ and rebuy my 2 SQQQ. Who else flip flopping like a fish? Fuck bearfags for not being right yet.

>> No.18201892

>>18201858
You mean 0.5%? It was down a whole 1% before jerome revved up the printers.

>> No.18201898

>>18201875
>CCP
>communist
Pick one

>> No.18201902

>>18201890
lol

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>>18201877
nukes are a bullish signal retard, haven't you spent 4 seconds in this market?
also long defense companies via ticker ITA

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18201906

Dump eet.

>> No.18201908

Face it bear cucks, as long as the US government still EXISTS, the stock market will never face another significantly red day. BRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18201909

>>18201390
Would you buy into corn farming? that's what youre doing when you buy weedstox.

>> No.18201910

>>18201828
telegram? or what? im interested

>> No.18201911

SQQQ NIGGAS

REPORT IN

>> No.18201927

>>18201911
SQQQ nigga here and ready for duty

>> No.18201928

>>18201911
I wish I dumped this shit last Friday

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Green day confirmed

>> No.18201931

>>18201911
Currently in the fetal position with a gun laying next to me. Wondering when the right time to kms is.

>> No.18201933

5 mins till bearcide

>> No.18201936

>>18201911
THIS MARKET GOING DOWN BROS. SQQQ-ties UNITE

>> No.18201940

>>18201898
Nod reel gomunism xd

>> No.18201943

can we all agree to buy APHA until it's $5 again?

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Why buy now? Could go literally anywhere. Hell, it might even crab till fall.
Right now it just seems like gambeling. There is no trend, no momentum, no direction for the market. Cases go higher, industries shut down, Europe is locked down, but central banks and politicians funnel money into companies and markets.

And not only that, IV also kills all options.

>> No.18201948

Bearocaust imminent.

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>>18201778
>>18201767
>>18201714
>>18201510
>>18201846
>>18201883
>>18201908
Stop. Resisting. There, that's it, just let it happen.
Go to sleeeep, go to sleeeep, go to sleep little buuuullll.

>> No.18201954

Bullchads ww@

>> No.18201955

>>18201933
God I'm so excited. I've made so much fucking money

>> No.18201956

>>18201911
gonna sell at open, should have never bagholded this to begin with lmao

>> No.18201957

>>18201911
BROKE NIGGAS

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Still too many bears for this market to not keep rising

>> No.18201969

>>18201929
Priced in

>> No.18201971

Lmao NASDAQ futures about to go green.

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>>18201943
I miss the days where single companies were actually relevant and we talked about NVDA, OGI and AMD instead of shitcoins like SPY.

>> No.18201973

feeling bullish

>> No.18201974

Fuck... Bearchads? I think we did get too cocky...

>> No.18201979

>>18201929
>rebalancing is bullish

who the fuck do they have writing these articles
did they fire everyone and just hire some homeless people to write stuff for free?

>> No.18201985

>>18201974
Apparently Wednesday is supposed to be red. But who fucking knows at this point. Flip a coin bro.

>> No.18201987

>>18201911
REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!

>> No.18201988

HOLY SHIT SPY UP 20 POINTS

>> No.18201991
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>>18201972

>> No.18201992

DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18201994

Spreads on a lot of stuff are giant today that shouldn't be. The fix is in. Something fucked up is happening today.

>> No.18201996

>>18201927
>>18201928
>>18201931
>>18201956
weak

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Let's go bros!

>> No.18201999
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WHEN DOES THE STOCK MARKET OPEN?

>> No.18202003

>>18201988
Literally gave me a heart attack. Fuck you

>> No.18202004

>>18201999
Right now.

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18202005

Here we go.

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MFA biz bros, get in on this

>> No.18202007

>>18201999
NOW

>> No.18202013
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>Pre-market pump failing

>> No.18202016
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NICE DROP BULLS

>> No.18202017

>>18201999
Its open

>> No.18202018
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>>18201911
STRAPPED IN READY FOR LAUCNH

>> No.18202019

>>18201911
Reporting in sir
I been holding these bags for 2 weeks now ...

>> No.18202020

>>18202006
>e posted?
>damp et

>> No.18202027

Just wait bear cucks, money printer hasn't even started yet

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>>18201702
>His place isn't booby trapped like a mad scientist's crack den

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18202035

Puts about to print

>> No.18202037

Guys this can't keep happening I put all of my money into SQQQ why is it going up why isn't it going down it should be red

>> No.18202044

>>18201999
>he thinks the markets are ever going to open again
kek
KEK

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18202047

Gonna try to buy AMRN around 3.30 if it gets there today

>> No.18202048

calling the crab

>> No.18202050

OH NO NO NO
MUMU
ARE YOU OK???
MUMU?????

>> No.18202051

MMMM my oil stocks

>> No.18202053

why is spy moving do slowly today

>> No.18202061

>>18202006
Got in at 80 cents. Sold at 2.10. Currently have a put for 1.00 with half the profits I made from that. Hoping for a big win before I buy back in.

>> No.18202065

>>18202033
The zombies are humans so the original writer was right

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I propose we go skydiving /biz/.

>> No.18202078

>>18201999
930 every weekday in my time

>> No.18202079

>tfw suncor calls yesterday
im rich

>> No.18202081

>>18201673
>>18201641
I live in a piss-poor country and we are not having anything close to a food shortage and nowone is even tempted to attack anybody. Everyone just stays inside, watches the same news on TV every day and talks about how to connect with yourself and other bullshit like that.

why are americans psychopaths with a weird fetish for a tyrannical goverments/ post-apocalyptic scenarios / having to defend your home?

>> No.18202082

Looks really uncertain, me no likey

>> No.18202085

>>18202033
>>18202065
One day this will be the only way we can shitpost.

>> No.18202093

TQQQ chads ww@

>> No.18202094

What’s going on

>> No.18202095

UP WE GO
WHEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18202099

thats it? thats the best you can do?

>> No.18202101

why the sudden change in sentiment what happened in the last 5 hours

>> No.18202102

GE mooning.

>> No.18202105

>>18201999
>that second
>that millisecond
>those trips
>it opening in literally 1 millisecond
Wew

>> No.18202110

In my third week now working from home. This has been like a glimpse into what day trading would be like. Super comfy, just get up, log in to work and have my personal pc just a swivel away to watch markets move. If only I could have a $25K account to pattern day trade I could give this a shot. I would be happy scalping 3x index etfs all day every day just scraping tiny moves as they fluctuate. I'm seriously considering getting a $25K loan, maybe from my 401K to start doing this.

>> No.18202114

Index funds should be banned I'm tired of not know whether my stocks go up or down because of something involving them or because indexfags are just being indexfags

>> No.18202117

>>18202101
the market isnt driven by investor sentiment, the only people playing this shit right now are degenerate gamblers and the bog class

>> No.18202118

>>18202081
Its only cities that have problems unless there's real shortages. As for the post apocalyptic fantasy, if you aren't a "conspiracy theorist" you're extremely low IQ.

>> No.18202123

I was feeling both bearish and bullish, so I loaded up on bluechips whose demand is in full swing.
MRK, MRNA, ABT, HON, CI, MSFT, and GM
That way I get Powell pumps, and corona panic

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>a-as long as it stays above 2600 I'm good
>d-did I say 2600, I meant 2590

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>>18202093
I'm waiting about an hour then I'll be one.

>> No.18202137

>>18202110
You gon fuck it up

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GO DOWN YOU FUCK!

>> No.18202142

bears, explain to me how the market is gonna crash when bears only own SQQQ and puts?

For it to go down people actually have to sell there stocks dont they?
But you dont own any stocks?
You all own SQQQ and puts?

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>>18202117
>doomers think buying cheap stock is gambling because the world is apparently gonna end
can't wait for the reality that you missed the bottom to kick in when the whole world returns to normal after easter

>> No.18202150

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Genuine question /biz/, with all this repo, artificial pump, the excess of sell volume and the corona situation hitting next week full impact (full lockdown and hospitals full) will the market crash this year? Because these repos will turn into dumps as the govt. can't hold the stocks to inflate value and even if they do it will create another correction.

>> No.18202152

guess I'm going all in on general electric...

>> No.18202155

longest bull trap in history
where's clackbro

>> No.18202161

Can anyone give any insight into what will happen to Amarin.

>> No.18202166

>>18202123
Very low IQ. I was feeling bearish and bullish so i split all of my money, half into SQQQ and half into TQQQ. Checkmate losers, now i literally can't lose.

>> No.18202170

>>18202155
seriously, i only tune into these threads for based clackbro

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happy

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Man, EVERYONE wants a piece of rds.b. Those guys haven't missed a dividend payment since world war III. The fear is definitely real

>> No.18202177

>>18202151
>will the market crash this year?
Yeah, about a month ago

>> No.18202181

>>18202166

>market crabs
>you lose 10% anyway

>> No.18202182

>>18202143
shut the fuck up nerd i didnt say anything about doomers, i said degenerate gamblers which ANYONE playing in this retard market is, dont kid yourself. the world isnt going to end but the markets are going to drop again.

>> No.18202185

>>18202151

But it has already crashed anon

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So the fed is opening an ENTIRELY NEW CENTER to keep up with repo demands?????

We are fucked.. go back to investing in toilet paper

>> No.18202187

>>18202061
Thanks for protip anon

>> No.18202188

>>18202161
they lost their patient, google search for more details

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>>18202155
he bought in

>> No.18202194

>>18202143

kek I'm sitting on blue chip stocks I got in at with 0.3x-0.5x P/B ratios. Permabears will never learn

>> No.18202198

>>18202188
I got that/know why they fell, I mean to what extent will they recover or is this a precursor to the company going under

>> No.18202203

Now that the dust has settled, will bearfags admit they were wrong and we're back in a bull market after a correction that ended weeks ago?
Or will they keep bleeding money?

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>>18202190

>> No.18202206

>>18202137
I know, but it feels like an escape hatch from the robot 9-5 life that is slowing consuming what could be the best years of my life

>> No.18202208

>>18202186
well, this was expected

>> No.18202210

>>18202143
World only goes back to normal when there is a cure and a medicine to drastically reduce it's mortality rate. This virus will just keep circulating.

>> No.18202211

>>18202185
>>18202177
Yes im aware, but how long it will last? are in a depression or we already hit the bottom and will comeback next year?

>> No.18202217

Nasdaq is going green lmao

>> No.18202219

>>18202198
they have other products and funding currently, the 66% yesterday was a bit of an overreaction. Im looking to sell on the next rally

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>>18202143

is Easter after April 30th?

>> No.18202221

>>18202205
what does it mean?

>> No.18202223

and wala we’ll never be in a bear market again

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>>18202217
Going parabolic even

>> No.18202231

>>18202101
Chinese manufacturing popped and made Asia green and there was a news story saying the company that makes those wacky forehead thermometer saw in its data social distancing is working because less infected are recorded

>> No.18202234

>>18202219
Gotcha. I read they really only had the one, but I figured a near 70% drop was an overreaction so I just bought into it today. I'm a little surprised its price is just crabbing though

>> No.18202235

>>18202210
it doesn't do well in heat so summer might slow it down

>> No.18202238

>>18202217
They will all be green today. There will be no more red days in this market.

>> No.18202239

>>18202173
i have a strike at rds.a on 21 eur, 100 contracts, may expiration, pls tell me im gonna be ok

>> No.18202242

>>18202203
Nope, this market is shit. Much more downside.
Haven't lost that much money, but the gains will be epic.
t. oldfag that traded 99, and 08.

>> No.18202247

>>18202230
reddit dumping SQQQ and SPY puts?

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Rent’s due in less than 24 hours. All poor and middle class white Americans (who refuse to riot anywhere other than twitter) will have to PAY UP, selling their precious AAPL and NFLX just to make ends meet. Tomorrow it all ends.

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>>18202223
>>18202217
>>18202238
based

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Energy mooning leaf bros

>> No.18202258

>>18202239
I mean, i kinds personally invested in it not going down, but i'm not gonna say it wont. I kind of wish it did. Would love to buy this in the $20 range

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I'm seeing a wet tissue of support at the lows.

>> No.18202269

>>18202248
already priced in

>> No.18202273

>>18202265
>6 million volume

>> No.18202278

>>18202234
gah sorry, just woke up: meant to say they have other products in pipeline. the entire market is a crab right now, its boring

>> No.18202280

Ok today has been very volatile already

>> No.18202281

>>18202235
If it behaves like the Spanish Flu it will slow down in the summer then come back in the fall. It took a full year to contain the Spanish Flu.

>> No.18202283

Holy shit thank you Jerome

>> No.18202286

>>18202248
this. most lower middle class people living paycheck to paycheck are heavily invested in the stock market rn.

>> No.18202287

Did oil just drop 5% in 5 minutes?

>> No.18202289

>>18202273
>volume

>> No.18202293

>>18202280
>VIX going down
yeah bull trap confirmed.

>> No.18202295

>>18202248
unironically priced in since it takes 2 days to get the proceeds from a sale

>> No.18202301

>>18202287
oilcoin

>> No.18202303

>>18202253
Why though? Alberta oil is worth literally zero dollars

>> No.18202304

>>18202286
Well all the retards on /biz/ are

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just buy the dip, bro!

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Your power is weakening Jerome with every intervention.
Soon you will capitulate too.

>> No.18202322

Okay why the FUCK is it going down I thought this shit was over

>> No.18202329

>>18202293
>Says the increasingly nervous bear for the 47th time this month

>> No.18202332

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULL BROS

>> No.18202335

TVIX time?

>> No.18202338

BASED Jerome is still lining up bears to fuck their ass raw while making my calls profitable

>> No.18202340

>>18202278
Ah, gotcha no worries. And mostly, yeah. My bio stocks were kinda doing well, but I should have reversed the stocks I held over the weekend and the stocks I got out of on Friday

>> No.18202343

>>18202322
That's why you never all-in. i'm just buying more shit

>> No.18202344

>>18202303
i dont get it either. bought suncor calls yesterday and im printing today though

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nice market bros

>> No.18202350

>>18202187
All my calls and puts last week lost money, so you should expect it to not even come close to $1 today, infact it will rise above $2 for the duration of the week, and climb up until the 17th then once my puts expire it will drop back to .30.

>> No.18202359

BVLL IS ON THE MENU

>> No.18202363

>>18202235
We've been in the upper 80s the last two weeks down here in the south and New Orleans is one of the hot spots. How hot does it have to be to slow it down?

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Who /crabgang/ here

>> No.18202366

>>18202322
The reason why it is going up is because the Fed is pumping it en masse. See all the recent fed articles. They probably took a break or oilcoin dipped or something. They surely can't pump 24/7

>> No.18202368

>>18202322
Jerome is still sleeping.

>> No.18202369

NOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY BOBROS

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>implying jerome is up yet

>> No.18202374

I'm even making profit on my $50 joke in GUSH right now amazing

>> No.18202375
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What is this pattern called

>> No.18202377

I don’t get how XOM and RDS are actually gaining with the Russia Saudi oil price thing still going on

>> No.18202379

4k down on sqqq today, beargang.

>> No.18202382

I just sold all my MRNA stock at a modest profit. It's about to moon guys don't miss it.

>> No.18202384

I seriously hope you retards didn't buy the most obvious bulltrap yesterday

>> No.18202385

>>18202364
was thinking about it, broker required crazy margins to allow me to sell options, cunts

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aaaaaaaaaaaand we're back

>> No.18202393

>>18202377
There was news Trump and Putin are gonna have a talk.

>> No.18202396

>IT'S GREEN
>>NO IT'S RED
>IT'S GREEN
>>NO IT'S RED
>IT'S GREEN
>>NO IT'S RED
>IT'S GREEN
>>NO IT'S RED

>> No.18202398

thank god its going down again, hopefully it stays down till payday so i can buy more cheapies

>> No.18202400

>>18202375
Heart attack

>> No.18202402

>>18202375
crabbing

>> No.18202404

>>18202203
The fact that the market is behaving so bizarrely isn't a good thing. I'm making money, but it feels so fucking unnatural. Like a PnD where the scammers forgot to exit. The anxiety eats at me whenever I look at my portfolios and it's up another 4%.

>> No.18202407

>>18202375
shitcoin 2020

>> No.18202412

>>18202396
OH NO COCK BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18202419

>>18202375
The rigged game

>> No.18202420

next thread fags
>>18202401
>>18202401
>>18202401
>>18202401
>>18202401

>> No.18202421

>>18202375
You know when you hook someone up to ECG in a hospital and track their heartbeat before they die? It goes crazy like that before it flatlines to zero.

>> No.18202422

>>18202385
Selling options is so risky. Imagine not even just risking your entire bank, but your future bank as well.

Even worse than gambling.

>> No.18202423

>>18202393
Link source? Even if they talk, the Saudi price nigger can still tell them to eat shit can’t he?

>> No.18202424

>>18202385
That's fucked m8

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Reminder that we'll get the biggest crash of all time on April 1st.

>> No.18202442

>>18202423
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/30/politics/donald-trump-vladimir-putin-oil-trade/index.html
Of course they can but the US has some leverage on the Saudis because we protect them to a certain extent

>> No.18202443

>>18202423
also its meaningless. putin isnt going to capitulate he is just going to use trump to get more information out of him.

>> No.18202453

>>18202427
It would be the perfect resolution to the clown market arch

>> No.18202456

>>18202386
>bears getting cocky AGAIN when it's down a tiny bit while the sun is BVLL PREPS the next leg up

>> No.18202464

>>18202398
This is how I'm playing it. I'll buy more later on incase of a bull trap and if it rises, I profit.

>> No.18202472

>>18202427
if i don't make my money back on my short i'm blaming you. i'm down 10%

>> No.18202480

>>18202186
Isn't this basically saying that foreign central banks are getting the fuck out from US treasury bills, thats why the momentary surge of usd?

>> No.18202495

>>18202422
not really, you cover your selling options with buying options

>> No.18202501

>>18201999
Is this currently the greatest post on /biz/?

>> No.18202502

>>18202248
You have weird nipples

>> No.18202518

>>18201979
Yes they are called "interns"

>> No.18202535

>>18202480
there was a lot of points in the full report, that being one of them.

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>>18202453
>He thinks the clown market will end

>> No.18202606

>>18202584
Hey I didn't say that, but it would be fitting to have a grand finally on april 1st

>> No.18202611

>>18202242
Please enlighten us on your opinion on the comparative similarities and differences between now and then, dear oldefag.

>> No.18202676

>>18202110
It sounds so easy... But when you actually try it..

>> No.18202692

>>18202186
Are we bailing out foreign banks now?

>> No.18202716

>>18202611
> it will always go up
> the bottom is in
> and we are back
When you have this much of a down market with VIX so high there is no V recovery. We have at least a year of downside then crab minimum. People WANT and NEED to believe it will go back, but the always misprice the timeframe it takes to go back.

>> No.18202724

>>18202123
I sold everything at a LOSS, except in stubbornly holding my jnug calls. I made $21k from this crises ($32k at the top but lost 11k of it last week until today). I'm just not feeling any market direction. No certainty. It's pure gambling to me again now.

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>>18202143
Who knows if it will. Idk. I import, and China's not really back to normal. Though is it an overreaction? And how will we react? Will we react differently relative to our stock market versus real economy?

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18202812

>not buying delta shares before they blow up in the next two hours

>> No.18202837

>>18201909
>Comparing a multi-use drug that was only recently legalized to a commodity crop that has been widely used for ages.
>>18201390
In all seriousness, hard to say. Regulations and other fuckups (like Canadas lottery system for dispensaries to get their license) hurt weed stocks last year after they saw a pretty enormous boom. I'm eyeballing IIP, they're in charge of the properties being leased to these Canabis companies and have shown growth, as well as a 1% dividend payout. Right now weed stocks arent in a good place and wont be anytime soon unless we see federal legalization in the US perhaps or some other big move to propel the industry again.

>> No.18202856

Bought Clorox at 170. Did I do good? Did I buy the top?

>> No.18202863

Buy and and tsm retards

>> No.18202905

My 4/17 puts are fucked, aren’t they?

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>>18202856
yes

>> No.18202925

>>18202501
Yes

>> No.18203002

Bears btfo
Up 15% today

>> No.18203082

sure do love when my sell order only fills for like 1/4 of my position what the fuck

>> No.18203175

I want you all to know, I buy every ticker mentioned in these threads. It might only be 1-2% of my portfolio for each, but I listen to my brothers.

>> No.18203192

>>18203175
nbrv and zsan for pdufa run up.
Don't disappoint me.

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>>18203192
I don't love biotech, but sure.

>> No.18203275
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>>18203232
Don't worry. Everything will be fine

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>>18202217
It's a fucking clown market, mate.

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>>18202812
Why would that happen?

>> No.18204139

>>18201465
you're gonna go places kid

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>>18201388
It already has been