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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:21:57 No.18196953 [Reply] [Original]

Crashing with NO SURVIVORS!

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/drugs/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18194753

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:23:37 No.18196970 File: 317 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200330-212250.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The DOW is UP A POINT!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:23:47 No.18196972 >>18196950 dude perfectly predicted past two weeks, every single day in posts here

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:24:12 No.18196976 https://www.kitco.com/news/2020-03-30/Russian-central-bank-halts-gold-purchases.html Russia halts gold production Time to short gold? Thoughts.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:24:26 No.18196984 >>18196976 I think this seems rather BULLISH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:24:58 No.18196988 >>18196972 So what did he predict?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:25:02 No.18196989 File: 55 KB, 601x473, 1585368911709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18196972 what was his prediction for today

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:25:02 No.18196990 >>18196972 so what's the prediction for tomorrow

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:25:17 No.18196994
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>>18196698 #
>never posts positions
>never talks specific stocks
>never says what/when he buys
>never stated 1 fucking stock he's invested in
>multiple accounts worth millions

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:25:18 No.18196995 >>18196972 Have a link to some of his posts?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:26:16 No.18197005 >>18196976 Seems bullish, less gold getting added to circulation means current gold it keeps its value or rises.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:26:56 No.18197009
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What the fuck is up with the corona $600/week unemployment bonus? That's $15/hr.

People who get laid off will literally be making more money than their coworkers who keep their jobs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:28:42 No.18197023 >>18196970 I don't know why but i found that hilarious and I giggled like an idiot. Have a (You).

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:28:43 No.18197024 >>18197009 Sasse amendment tried to fix this little problem but it was voted down by democrats

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:29:56 No.18197033 >>18196970 BEARS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:30:52 No.18197042 >>18196976 >no more gold >price go down time to buy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:31:04 No.18197047 >>18197009 >>18197024 It's insane and will literally destroy the labor market. No one will want to work because they'll be getting paid so much. Employers won't be able to find workers. Inflation will be double digits.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:31:27 No.18197051
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>>18197009
Everywhere is raising wages though.

Except apparently the KO bottlers. They refuse to raise wages to keep up with the PEP and KDP bottlers kek. There may be a fuss over that this week or next, could be a good time to snatch up some cheapies.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:33:11 No.18197068
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT WAS A SURE THING BROS

WHY DID I HOLD!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:33:47 No.18197075 File: 474 KB, 890x905, 1585145105425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RED LINE GO DOWN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:34:23 No.18197083 File: 76 KB, 833x744, crashupdated3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18196953

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:34:50 No.18197089 >>18197068 https://youtu.be/X2WH8mHJnhM It's ok bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:35:21 No.18197094 >>18197068 How can /biz/ insta-produce wojaks for every little company that happens to dump for a given day.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:35:25 No.18197096 bull bro's we got to cocky.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:35:57 No.18197103 >>18197083 Which of those had infinite QE though? Is it wise to compare them?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:36:40 No.18197108 File: 2.78 MB, 1680x1050, 89776.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197047 you're right. hope we'll have at least one more +5% day so i can sell off with a profit before things get really bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:37:12 No.18197114 File: 1.62 MB, 1536x2604, 029EBF723BDF4A12A8EB221D9E822C28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18196970 HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:37:44 No.18197124 >>18197083 futures flat... I wonder if today's the day or if we're in for more pops up and crabs >>18197103 There was QE for the great depression crash. Or following it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:38:09 No.18197127 >>18197083 Gee i wonder if this is going to end up like the Asuna Prophecy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:38:13 No.18197129 >>18196988 >>18196989 >>18196990 the bull run and the days around both last two weekends and that today would be a crash (he said that 6 days ago too)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:38:20 No.18197130 >>18197094 They're literally templates to project your emotions on to, they're perfect for this shithole.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:39:23 No.18197144 >>18196976 What the fuck is Russia trying to do here?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:39:31 No.18197147 The crash will be after 4/17. MM's aren't going to let your puts print before then.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:39:39 No.18197148 File: 1.07 MB, 636x353, 1573243864783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197124 >crabs DIS CRAB CUNTRY NIG

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:40:45 No.18197164 File: 76 KB, 2480x1680, gY2xi_jobless_claims_by_week_incl_projected_march_27_data___1_.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] predicted unemployment for this thursday, bros I'm actually a little scared

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:40:57 No.18197168 Quick es em gee i need your help Do I get drunk or trip on acid tonight?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:43:02 No.18197202 >>18197168 Stay sober for our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:43:33 No.18197210 >>18197202 chr*stoids need not apply

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:43:34 No.18197211 >>18197168 Drop acid and put your whole portfolio in options.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:43:50 No.18197214 >>18197164 Don't worry, they'll all be making more money on the dole than they did when they were working. And they are going to stimulate the economommy very hard. >>18197168 Too late for acid & booze is bad for you. Go to bed early.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:44:05 No.18197217 >>18197164 Looks like its flattening

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:44:20 No.18197223 >>18197094 AMRN was a biomeme stock that /smg/ chased months ago, one anon put his entire life savings in like 2% below the ATH. He was so excited that we would get to retire so much sooner. I still wonder what happened to him, sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:44:32 No.18197226 Uh oh why are the futures red bullbros???

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:44:50 No.18197228 >>18196976 >s thoughts are you have real bad reading comprehension or make typos. your link says russian banks stopped BUYING gold. not that russia stopped making it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:45:00 No.18197231 >>18197147 Lmao this is probably true but I’m already down 75% and consider the investment in this meme date completely burnt

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:45:15 No.18197235 >>18197168 You really need random strangers on the internet to tell you what to do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:45:34 No.18197236 >>18197211 >put your whole portfolio in options. Way ahead of you >>18197214 Its never too late

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:45:37 No.18197237 >>18197217 >exponential unemployment Now that would be a sight to behold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:46:07 No.18197241 >>18197235 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:46:22 No.18197246 >>18197147 where'd you pull that date from?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:46:33 No.18197248 File: 39 KB, 740x416, 740x-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197164 very bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:46:59 No.18197250 >>18197237 Bullish. SPY moon mission incoming.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:47:00 No.18197251 >>18197005 why would there be less gold added to circulation if a large buyer of it stops buying it, therefore leaving MORE on the market supply?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:47:31 No.18197261 >>18197226 Unless the break the trendline of the last two days every dip is a bear trap.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:47:33 No.18197264 >>18197210 Stay sober for our predecessor and enlightener Charles Darwin.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:48:05 No.18197269 >>18197129 Got a link to any of his posts?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:48:19 No.18197273 This corona thing is going to keep coming back till it eradicates everyone susceptible to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:48:29 No.18197279 I've got $150 to invest. Should I just go all in SPXL? When is bottom?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:49:04 No.18197283 Should I take my money out of the market? If so what do I do with it (401k)?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:49:26 No.18197285 >>18197083 our crash downards starts thrusday btw

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:50:25 No.18197294 >>18197273 Not true, once 70-80% get infected then it won't be able to spread as much. So only 70-80% of susceptible will die, preferably the ones who said it was nothing for six months.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:50:28 No.18197296 File: 93 KB, 785x731, 1585509338777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197164 >PRICED IN!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:50:28 No.18197297 File: 1.81 MB, 298x301, 1458574269283.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >state unemployment benefits on top of inflationbucks what retard thought this was a good idea

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:51:07 No.18197304 Why futures go down? Jerome asleep?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:51:49 No.18197315 >>18197279 >whopping $150 Watch AMD and MRNA. If they go <40.5 or <25 then buy and don't be greedy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:51:49 No.18197316 Tell my why I should put $1k into MFA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:51:51 No.18197317 File: 182 KB, 1840x1175, 1584891062510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I got 10$ with this shitty broker. Recommend me something to burn it on /smg/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:52:39 No.18197325 File: 58 KB, 640x799, 47042030_2120000674689874_5154984383372798002_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197297 [deflationary spiral intensifies] heh, nothing personnel kiddo

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:52:56 No.18197330 File: 1.31 MB, 791x785, 1581118340732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullish and priced in. All you have to do is to buy OTM calls on major indices, like SPY, etc. It's all so easy, it's honestly sort of tiresome...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:53:41 No.18197337 >>18197317 pack of bacon, lots of fat and protein. Keep it in your freezer just in case the real bad stuff starts happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:54:17 No.18197344 File: 761 KB, 1840x1175, 1567629179594.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197317 You're posting the wrong version of that btw anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:54:35 No.18197350 File: 466 KB, 2656x1912, Screen Shot 2020-03-31 at 12.54.02 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18196953 Ohnononono BVLLchads we got to cocky

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:55:13 No.18197358 >>18197297 Do we know when that extra 600/week hits? I know the $1200 isn't until late April

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:56:22 No.18197362 >>18197330 why the fuck would you buy a call?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:57:24 No.18197370 >>18197317 4 tins of spam. Like >>18197337 said about bacon but you dont need a freezer, it'll last longer and you'll get more of it. Also a bit more versatile.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:58:13 No.18197379 >tfw have enough fat on my body to last 2-3 months without food who's laughing now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:58:46 No.18197386 >>18197362 Haha green line go up

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:59:02 No.18197391 File: 85 KB, 1187x534, 1564946206004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197362 Because you want to make money, retard? If you had bought calls, like me, any time last week you would be up 28k, like me. :)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:59:13 No.18197393 File: 777 KB, 852x1185, 1585171129626.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18196953 I know where you got that bobo. Makes my heart happy anon. Thanks for using my website.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:59:56 No.18197402

>>18197144
There are probably a couple of factors but the simplest way to think about this about shift is because Russia is current fighting the oil war with the Saudis so they can't afford to buy gold while doing this and gold's price has risen from a physical delivery point of view. They have a sizable amount that will get absorbed by the current gold shortage in the West and I am sure they won't mind getting some foreign currencies, after the gold suppliers sell overseas and then into rubles, to help fight the Saudis.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 00:59:57 No.18197403 File: 161 KB, 1000x641, 1583682346699.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why is the bloomberg TV theme so good bros

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:00:07 No.18197406 >>18197393 You owe me Chainlink still. You know exactly who I am and I know exactly who you are.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:00:24 No.18197410 >>18197297 Meh might as well taking the money and run as this ship is sinking. Wish i had a job that'd fire me because of corona. I'd at least get unemployment. Except i havent had a job for months.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:01:25 No.18197419 >>18197393 Meme atlas? Get the vibe I saw that website a long time ago. Perhaps 2017 or before.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:01:48 No.18197422 >>18197391 2 bad u werent buying puts the week of February 28th

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:02:49 No.18197434 File: 252 KB, 686x526, 23523.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does Bloomberg let me watch their channel for free online, but Fox and CNBC and CNN and so-on need pirate streams? Am I the product?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:03:16 No.18197440 >>18197246 Default option expiry date for April.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:04:20 No.18197449 >>18197434 they make plenty of money off of your bad trades.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:05:19 No.18197462 >22k rejected Just go down fucker.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:05:37 No.18197464 >>18197434 Because they are dying.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:06:06 No.18197471 >>18197316 made a fortune off of it last week, it might be too late

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:07:50 No.18197487 File: 1.71 MB, 3024x4032, 1577576608104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197464 but they have cute girl hosts

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:07:52 No.18197488 No uco buyers?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:08:03 No.18197490 >>18197264 You're pretty good but I'm obligated to be a degenerate as an option gambler

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:10:18 No.18197519 File: 221 KB, 662x486, angry neko cat 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Another day of future drama >Followed by a random move up on bad news or down on good news I HATE THIS MAKE IT STO!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:10:23 No.18197521 File: 52 KB, 728x402, 57eaa077b518dd18e89d4c1a17318186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beware of false prophets who say we are in a bull market.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:12:00 No.18197541 File: 8 KB, 249x249, 1530143067831s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] still buying SQQQ are we? Aren't you just adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:13:12 No.18197562 File: 100 KB, 800x735, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "The raging bull may be branded by the heat of a single red candle" - Boguda-no-fu, 1518

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:15:01 No.18197583 File: 102 KB, 1280x720, bogged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he fomo'd during ze fake recovery and bought? >dump it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:15:07 No.18197585 File: 597 KB, 905x882, anime-tea-png-1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197541 SQQQ up by end of week

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:16:32 No.18197598 >>18197434 because you buy/sell whatever they shill

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:17:48 No.18197613 >>18197521 tell us more, oh wise Bear

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:17:50 No.18197615 how are futures looking, boys?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:19:10 No.18197631 File: 103 KB, 723x901, 1582691104768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I haven't coomed since the last time I was in the green, it's been 2 weeks now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:19:44 No.18197638 So what’s gonna replace link?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:20:13 No.18197646 >>18197638 my penis

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:20:23 No.18197648 >>18197631 Holy fuck that's a big girl. For me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:21:12 No.18197661 >>18197393 based. hope you're making decent coin off of BAT these days brother.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:22:10 No.18197665 >>18197283 Grind it into powder and use it to stretch your flour stockpile.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:23:03 No.18197679

>>18197583
Even if it does drop it's going to just retest. I bought Thursday to hold I didn't expect it to recover in a week, I don't expect it to recover in a year. If it wants to retest let it retest at least I bought some cheapies of companies I know will make it without Jerome breathing down my neck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:24:21 No.18197697 My panda express cookie days: be bold try something new Why don't you try some new option spread anone

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:24:23 No.18197698 File: 66 KB, 930x720, 1579396980621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >all cash for the first time in a long time >the piece of mind of not holding anything over night It's like a stress vacation

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:24:51 No.18197704 >>18197631 >being born as even a 6/10 azn grill guarantees a lifetime of social gains why does it hurt so much to live bros

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:24:53 No.18197705 >>18197646 so you're gunna be fucking a lot of anons in the ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:24:55 No.18197706 >>18197679 Okay there Francis Ford Cope-ola Sure it will.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:25:57 No.18197720 >>18197704 That's a 2/10 Japanese ogre, an Oni if I am not mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:27:16 No.18197730 >>18197698 Holy shit this so much. At this point I just want there to be a red day so I can reset everything and just take a one week break.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:27:46 No.18197737 ASX just exploded and I went from $8k losses to $500 losses on my inverse ETFs in a single hour.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:32:27 No.18197776 >china exceeds expected PMI Normally bullish, but I think this might be the bullet the bears finally needed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:33:12 No.18197783 File: 2.95 MB, 1280x720, abomb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197434 because bloomberg 4 president!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:35:03 No.18197803 >>18197776 It's an obvious lie China isn't having their 2nd best month in 7 years.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:36:16 No.18197811
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I'm getting sick of the market not crashing. It makes zero sense.

>Not priced in
>Not clown world

I know it is just massive manipulation trying to get people to think it is over so they can load up their shorts and options.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:36:44 No.18197819 File: 50 KB, 512x412, frog_meme_writing_on_paper_with_glasses_blue_shirt_tags_smart_business.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197776 >China >not lying Bruh, literally NO ONE believes these lies

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:37:05 No.18197823 >>18197803 It doesn't even matter if China recovered because demand is going to be down so factories aren't getting paid to manufacture.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:38:10 No.18197832 >>18197217 kek underrated

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:38:39 No.18197839 That was a nice midnight bear trap, tried to break through 4 times, bought all 4. It's going to be another low volume green +3 tomorrow.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:39:38 No.18197850
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>>18197419
Started it last summer. Got 2000 more may mays about to be uploaded. It just takes so long to give them all unique names though. that's why I'm dragging my feet.

>>18197406
Lets collab f a m. I do owe you.

>>18197661
Getting there. Gonna be adding the BAT memes back during the next update. Thanks brvh.

And for the uninitiated:
www.memeatlas.com

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:40:26 No.18197856 File: 30 KB, 600x461, nib7xd2plr931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give it a couple weeks and economy coming back down. Bulltrap for sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:41:00 No.18197861 >>18197850 your site is always down

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:41:52 No.18197871 >>18197861 Up for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:42:22 No.18197876 File: 54 KB, 900x621, bobo-coom-face-short-button.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197406 Also shame about the id. So close.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:43:07 No.18197884 >>18197856 I'm pretty sure the economy is fine, unless you bought into this "service economy" obanomics meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:43:08 No.18197885 File: 269 KB, 512x512, 1508504682583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197850 >Click on anything >404 Very cool, thanks for shilling it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:43:46 No.18197892 >>18197871 yea its cause i was clicking the avatars in the homepage which takes you to a 404, rather than the links on the side.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:46:42 No.18197909
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>>18197861
I changed the URLs of all the pages a couple months ago so unfortunately if your browser has it cached it will go to the wrong address. The new ones are

memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html
pepe-memes.html
wojak-memes.html
boomer-memes.html
zoomer-memes.html
etc...

I think I'm able to push a cache refresh somehow but I haven't figured out how to do it yet. Sorry about that my dude.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:46:46 No.18197910

>Put Blompfburger Business News on in the background
>...US getting ready for a fourth round of stimulus...
Wait WHAT?!
What were rounds 1-3??
I only remember the one that Massey wouldn't let them sign but eventually they did?? Didn't that just happen on friday?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:46:51 No.18197913 File: 1.96 MB, 1240x700, 998238.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197850 not a bad resource but it feels incorrect to just mass save a bunch of images without discovering them in use by someone on 4chan

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:47:11 No.18197917

>>18197850
kek I genuinely don't expect anything, I just like identifying specific anons in the wild.

Actually, my HDD died about 2 weeks back which had all of the originals on it. C'est la vie, but if you see anybody claiming to have the original boomer edits, welp, they're full of shit. *sip*

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:47:33 No.18197922 >>18197910 it's just more keynesian bullshit that's not going to solve any problems and just keep consumers quiet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:47:47 No.18197924 File: 105 KB, 656x600, 1557543767274.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197730 >that sweet sweet moment before when you press the "buy" button before it turns instantly into "oh god, I've made a terrible mistake"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:48:05 No.18197931 File: 135 KB, 869x768, brainlet-graphics-card.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197885 pls see this >>18197909 I'm a webdev brainlet unfortunately.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:48:12 No.18197933 >>18197909 >>18197917 For the record I approve of meme-atlas, it has soul unlike say knowyourmeme which is the ebaumsworld of 2020.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:48:45 No.18197941 File: 6 KB, 250x167, 1585603772265s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does this mean what I think it means? Is the fed literally just buying stocks now? https://finance.yahoo.com/news/buying-fed-buys-230207842.html

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:48:51 No.18197943 >he bought calls on a Green day >he's going to panic and buy puts on a red day

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:49:08 No.18197949 File: 288 KB, 1876x1200, boomer-big-tractor-wakes-wojak.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197917 well hopefully I preserved some of it anon. Godspeed. >sip

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:49:48 No.18197957 File: 66 KB, 1440x1416, bobos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197913 yeah but look at all these fuckin bobo's

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:50:48 No.18197965 the futures are so anemic this time wtf?

SergeyNazarov !!Z04sWg16KQ8 Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:51:07 No.18197967
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Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:51:34 No.18197973
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>>18197933
Checked and thank you. Knowyourmeme is more about the story behind the meme and less about the content which was always disappointing to me. I'll try not to sell out too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:51:52 No.18197974 >>18197931 Dw, I bought a meme domain years ago and still haven't done anything buy pay for it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:51:55 No.18197977 File: 120 KB, 1024x740, 00BE054E-C204-4D29-BAFD-9325893843CF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18197811 Was this your flight? That’s an E175, I used to fly that plane.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:52:07 No.18197979 >>18197941 how else do you explain airline, cruise line and hotels pumping

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:53:47 No.18197988 >>18197979 >memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html The article say's there buying ETFs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:54:37 No.18197996 >futures are flat everywhere Aside from Australia correcting itself from it's pump, I'm guessing the crabs will win this week (after a bull push to 265/270)?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:54:59 No.18197999 >>18197941 the jobless claims coming this week is gonna be fucking ugly

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:55:41 No.18198006 >>18197988 does it say which ones so we can piggyback?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:56:25 No.18198012 >>18196953 Tell me guys...is this price in already?https://twitter.com/andrewrush/status/1244657465859457024

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:56:56 No.18198017 >>18197999 Sounds bullish, just like last week's numbers. If we can hit 10m claims we definitely hit 300 SPY.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:57:36 No.18198025 >>18197941 The Fed is buying BlackRock ETFs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:57:42 No.18198028 >>18197988 >>18198006 they have been buying corporate bond ETF's. Most notably LQD since mid march I think its recovered quite a bit now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:57:53 No.18198030 MY WALTIES STAY SALTY LIKE FOREVER MAN

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:58:20 No.18198035
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>>18197909
>>18197931
if you can't solve your weird cache problem at least put dummy html pages on the old URL that redirects to the new html pages.

that way people won't just leave your site thinking it's broken until you can fix the issue.

i recognize the good feeling you got in >>18197393 btw, i've have been making meme sites for over 15 years now. hope you keep it up and don't turn to the dark side (never stop linking directly to the full versions of the images for example)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:58:41 No.18198037 >>18198025 Bonds not stock.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:59:26 No.18198041 >>18197999 Doesn't matter since Fink and Powell are controlling the market now. No way this shit is gonna dumb any time soon. Even if 90% would be unemployed

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 01:59:34 No.18198042
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>>18197913
I agree that's definitely something that makes the chans special, which is kinda what got me started on this project. I'm just hoping that it will make for a richer experience for everyone in the long run. A large library like that can provide inspiration for new memes which is always good for everyone. And since this an image board after all the more memes people have access to the better. And traffic wise I probably get 1000 unique hits a day, which is such a small percentage of 4chans daily traffic that I can safely say that this site is still definitely underground. I really only talk about it on biz because that's where I spend the most time. Hence the pink/green wojaks and all the bobos.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:00:24 No.18198048 >>18198041 >>18198017 exactly, why is why i'm dumping a ton of money into calls for terrible stocks that should otherwise be dead like CCL

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:03:48 No.18198073 File: 10 KB, 206x245, wojak-zyzz-come-feel-me-brah.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198035 Ya I'll figure out a work around. And I'll always link the full ones. You have my word, I won't let my /biz/ bros down.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:07:18 No.18198090 File: 410 KB, 638x720, 1583516211746.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want the market to dump it's load

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:07:55 No.18198093

>fed giving 100% unemployment +$600
>so every unemployed person is going to have $1200 extra per month for at least 4 months
>soon as business opens back up theyre all going to spend like crazy

This us being priced in right now, you missed the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:08:01 No.18198094 File: 2.53 MB, 960x720, 2356.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198042 1k unique hits per day isn't bad for a site not even one year old, especially in this day and age >>18198073 nice

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:08:22 No.18198096

>>18197924
>>that sweet sweet moment before when you press the "buy" button before it turns instantly into "oh god, I've made a terrible mistake"

How does this happen, pretty much every single time?
I mean, it can only go two ways. Up or down.
Why does it always plummet?

buy at the bottom?
>plummets further
buy in the middle of a rise
>instant 180 and plummet

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:09:55 No.18198105 Will boeing ever go back down to 100-110ish? A-asking for a friend

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:10:23 No.18198111 File: 188 KB, 717x715, D97CE4B2-95A4-4638-BE4C-39037AAD40FB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wololo

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:10:40 No.18198115
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>>18197850
Nice. Keep up the good work.
Here in Finland we have a similar site but it's more wiki-based.

https://meemi.. info
One good article to read is the flagwar of 2019
/w/Suuri_Lipputaistelu_2019

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:11:31 No.18198122 >>18198111 OH FUCK A CACODEMON OH FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:12:02 No.18198125 >>18198115 https://leekspin.com/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:13:33 No.18198137 >>18198111 https://youtu.be/AycpGsvS5rw

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:13:37 No.18198139 >>18198105 They'll go to 0 next time we have a crisis and there's no Republican willpower to save them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:13:51 No.18198142 File: 296 KB, 3840x2290, 05313a5a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198125 Nice. Heres some fresh-ish finnish memes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:14:01 No.18198144 >>18198093 thats fucking retarded and yet it kinda makes sense. holy shit.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:17:52 No.18198181

>Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez, in a televised address to the nation on Saturday night, announced that all non-essential workers must stay at home for two weeks, the latest government measure in the fight against coronavirus.
Spain is shutting down all non-essential industries.
How bullish is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:18:49 No.18198189 >>18197168 Pop some Benadryl and watch ASMR twitch stream.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:19:10 No.18198192 >>18198139 The gouvernment will save Boeing. Even if they burn money and slaughter children. There are just too many votes and angry employees tied to that failing company.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:19:12 No.18198194
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>>18196976
Well the ruskies bought 37 tons like 2 weeks ago so they ain't on a hurry. Don't think this news will have any impact on the markets but it would be interesting to get their thought process behind this announcement. This volatility memexcuse is bullshit, they do this for some reason. Hell, they don't even have to make an announcement to tell everyone they DONT do something. So it's clearly to influence some actors or send a message.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:19:28 No.18198199 >>18198181 Dow 30k in the next hour, screencap this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:20:23 No.18198206 File: 3 KB, 656x24, bulling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >shits bulling

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:20:43 No.18198210 >>18198181 I should have sold my EWP puts. They're about to lose all their value now that Spain's in lockdown and EWP skyrockets.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:20:49 No.18198211 Based Bulls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:22:05 No.18198215 >>18197273 Herd immunity and it will work itself into our normal repertoire of immunities.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:24:27 No.18198233 >>18198206 Can someone explain to me how markets move outside of trading hours?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:25:41 No.18198239 File: 30 KB, 631x631, image0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198233 dude

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:27:03 No.18198250

>>18198042
Been a fan for a while, makes it easier when I'm in a hurry.

Could use some retooling to make it usable on mobile. Also, needs a section for mumus.

Yeah it's more special when you find them on your own, but now a days when knowyourmeme has a gallery of every 4chan creation, and twitter steals from biz memes and makes them cancerous, fuck it. It's cool that it's not shit memes ruined by the non-chans.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:28:48 No.18198260 File: 77 KB, 1080x397, IMG_20200331_082817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198210 Honk honk

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:31:33 No.18198279 File: 7 KB, 250x182, 1519500076365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198025 how can this shit not be prosecuted by the DOJ??? I'm fed up with the FED's illuminakikes getting away with every talmudo-clownery they do..

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:32:31 No.18198288 >>18198239 I seriously don't know.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:34:33 No.18198301
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>Taleb says Coronavirus catastrophe was not a black swan
>was a white swan, preventable.
kek there's truth for the western companies and governments that failed to pay attention to Wuhan. So... we'll lose a few hundred thousand americans and everyone's gonna lose their jobs, who cares though right?

>>18198206
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18198122
*pepodemon

>>18197979
short cover rallies/squeezes, lots of idiots seeing analysts say buy the dip on CNBC and shit. When it was maybe 3 times as high, one of the fund managers or whatever, a guest, on cnbc said they were accumulating it because it's a strong company that pays a good dividend and blah blah they'll get past this japanese cruise disaster...

>>18197922
uhhhhh how should we solve the problem then?

I just want to know what the heck I missed.
Am I getting MORE money? Should I take out a student loan so they can forgive it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:36:58 No.18198324 >>18198279 >>18198025 >>18197941 pssst. They're buying bond ETF's. Definitely good for sentiment.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:39:54 No.18198342 File: 88 KB, 657x527, 1524019108861.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198288 they're called futures, you should be able to do your own research from here

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:46:46 No.18198392
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Can someone please explain how the Raytheon merger is going to work

RTN is trading at $140. UTX is trading at $90. Under the terms of the merger, RTN shareholders get 2.3:1 shares in the new company. This means for every Raytheon share I own, on Friday it should turn into 2.3 RTU or whatever the new ticker is, right?

1. What happens to fractional shares?
2. The math seems weird, even if the new company traded at the lower price of $90, wouldn't buying Raytheon today turn your $140 share into $180 over two $90 shares? Obviously free money means I did the math wrong, right? Or is buying RTN right now literally free money?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:48:25 No.18198401 >>18198301 I think the house dems mentioned more direct payments (Pelosibux, anyone?) in their next hypothetical stimulus. Not sure about student loans.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:51:49 No.18198423 >>18198392 arbitrage anon. Fractional shares are just added to your account.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:51:53 No.18198424 https://mobile.twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1244879812927213568 >good news Crash imminent?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:52:38 No.18198430 >>18197317 That jpg is bullish

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:52:44 No.18198432 >>18198424 OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:52:50 No.18198434 >>18198301 Wow Taleb is a fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:53:08 No.18198435 >>18198424 >the virus can't infect us if we're already dead >therefore virus is regressing QED

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:55:14 No.18198448 >>18198424 The complete collapse of the Italian state should be priced in at this point

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:55:17 No.18198449 >>18198424 SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:55:25 No.18198451 >>18198424 this was unironically already priced in, italy's been flattening for the past week

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:56:17 No.18198458 >>18198301 where's this girl actually from seen her everywhere

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:57:36 No.18198465 >>18198458 Monogatari. Don't watch if you're a brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 02:59:32 No.18198478 >>18198423 Thanks fren. So if I plan on investing with RTN/UTX tomorrow, which ticker should I buy?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:01:17 No.18198491 >>18197009 Unemployment isn’t forever you stupid brainlets damn you really need to get out and experience the world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:02:31 No.18198499 >>18198491 Look the unemployment in the eye, shake its hand and ask "when do I start?" while pulling yourself up by the laces.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:05:03 No.18198517 https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/how-turn-454-billion-45-trillion-visualizing-feds-multi-trillion-dollar-helicopter-credit The (((magic)))

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:06:39 No.18198528 File: 471 KB, 1440x3120, Screenshot_20200331-000535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS GREEN EVEN VIX, HOW CAN EVERYTHING BE GREEN AND VIX ALSO GREEN

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:07:45 No.18198544 >>18198528 Wait until Friday, no one will be trading until nonfarm payrolls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:08:26 No.18198551 >>18198528 VIX indicates volatility in both directions...high VIX =/= dumb

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:09:39 No.18198559 File: 41 KB, 352x352, 1558160367089.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sad because my shorts got fucked >happy because I got my free gibs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:11:05 No.18198567 >>18198559 but your free gibs are worth much less now :(

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:11:39 No.18198574 >>18198567 Everything is worth less now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:12:39 No.18198581 Guys I want to try buying something that's going to actually increase in value for once. Any tips?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:12:55 No.18198584
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>>18198401
Damn. I just have a feeling everyone's gonna get free money and I'm not because I spent my family's money instead of borrowing. I'd like to return that money so they can stop sweating their retirement... or at least have 10k less to worry about.

>>18198434
He coined the term tho, innit? What's wrong with him deciding how it should be used?

We've been warned so many times about the risk of pandemic, but it's like the warning about over-using antibiotics could create a superbug, or something. It's not a priority, so it gets put-off.

And most of us knew not to ignore the shit going on in Wuhan, he's kind of right that they should be better prepared than this.

>>18198423
>>18198392
sometimes you do get cash instead of a partial share, for the appropriate value at the time (0.3 shares worth of cash or whatever it is)

>>18198012
>people want free food
yes. even more in a time of crisis.
You've never seen how many people are willing to wait hours for a free burrito at Chipotle for free burrito day? Well now they're scared AND there's free food so... yeah.

>haha powell pump haha brrr haha priced in! bullish! Clown market! Can someone explain? No, no one can explain because it's literally jerome buying the market!!!
:|

>>18198559
kinda wish I had my old job to get fired from, but I probably would have gotten the virus because they would have kept calling me in to work...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:13:48 No.18198591 >>18198581 Diversified stock index funds Don't sell until retirement

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:15:22 No.18198611 You know, I could just dump all my money into AMRN at open tomorrow. That would be a real lark! Surely there's only upside from here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:16:14 No.18198619 File: 7 KB, 195x258, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ouchy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:17:12 No.18198633 >>18198581 CRWD

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:17:47 No.18198637 I feel very sad I was too late to buy cheapie. I hope we test the lows sometime soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:19:11 No.18198653 >>18198581 Ingles Markets, Inc. (IMKTA). Chain of grocery stores, based out of NC.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:19:14 No.18198654 >>18198637 take solace in the fact that it'll crash the moment you buy back in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:19:59 No.18198659 File: 59 KB, 1024x688, gretard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18196976 end of Petrodollar. They are up to something with the chinks and sand niggers...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:20:44 No.18198664 >>18198528 The VIX is giving you a hint. Ursine not bovine

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:21:31 No.18198672 >>18198611 smart road to $10 begins >>18198659 don't be rude to our Greta

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:22:46 No.18198678 >>18198584 >You've never seen how many people are willing to wait hours for a free burrito at Chipotle for free burrito day I have never seen this is that a once-a-year thing? maybe I missed it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:23:43 No.18198691 >>18196953 I held all stocks through the crash. I've been eating cup o noodle in my quarantine box for three weeks straight. Last night I said fuck it and purchased $400 of scotch on the internet. I'm long on scotch.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:23:47 No.18198693 File: 270 KB, 1411x1051, bobo-scared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] should i sell my shorts at loss?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:24:24 No.18198698 >>18198301 Based Taleb

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:24:48 No.18198700 >>18198678 Of you wrap foil around your head you get a free one on halloween

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:25:06 No.18198706 >>18198678 College students aren't real people

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:25:26 No.18198709 >>18198611 $40 EOD (Decade)!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:26:02 No.18198714 >>18198206 fucking unstoppable m8

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:26:54 No.18198723 #FinNexus is not just a technological protocol, but also a business protocol.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:27:18 No.18198725 >>18198693 >sell my shorts ?!?!?!?!??!?!?! You mean buy, as in liquidate your debt? Or did you buy puts, and you mean selling your puts? If it's the latter you might as well hodl them until they expire, unless you bought them at retarded prices.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:29:14 No.18198730 >>18198725 I've bought puts after the first +7-10% increase in price, I've lost about 30% so far :\

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:29:39 No.18198733 >>18198528 The more real economy is fucked, the greener it get. This is the new paradigm in the ultimate clowned timeline.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:30:33 No.18198740 >>18198730 How's the max loss? when do they expire?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:31:51 No.18198747

>>18198672
Are the people buying at $4.50 today stupid? According to here, there was over 24 million shares traded, meaning over $100 million.
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/amrn/after-hours

What if AMRN isn't able to secure their patent in court? How much is AMRN work with their drug is basically a generic? (Also, can they get a patent in other countries?)

On the other hand, what if AMRN does end up winning in court. Under those circumstances, it seems like it ought to command a higher valuation then whatever it's trading at this afternoon. And further, regardless of whether AMRN will actually succeed in the appeals court, there are people who are hoping it will, meaning that if we buy now, there's a good chance that people will buy our bags at higher price later, before their hopes are dashed upon the rocks of injustice.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:32:58 No.18198756
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>>18198559
>happy because I got my free gibs
Nice. It'll be a few weeks before I receive my leafland gimme gibs. Reason for that is I have to apply for them and have to prove I'm not getting any shifts from work with the form you'd normally use to apply for unemployment. So, work has to process my last paycheque before they can give me the form. And also the leafbux setup for applying for bux won't be online until next week anyway. It's a hassle but the leaf gibs are potentially in excess of the burger equivalent. It's $2000 per month for a maximum of four months if my work is closed down that entire time. Also, student loan payments are frozen interest free until September so that's an extra $300 per month.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:34:14 No.18198765 >>18198693 holding my shorts for as long as it takes, sold at 5964

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:36:22 No.18198779 >>18198584 >And most of us knew not to ignore the shit going on in Wuhan hindsight bullshit. it would have spread regardless of a couple weeks delay in shutting down business. Its a black swan by his own definition and he is retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:36:36 No.18198782 >>18198544 >imfuckingplying its not unironically priced in

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:36:57 No.18198787

>>18198747
>our bags
let's not make any assumptions here

Either way, they have doctors writing prescriptions for their fish pills right now. They're earning money right now. That isn't going to change until some other drug company gets a working product to market. So they aren't worthless, even with the patent loss, they just won't be making as many fat green bags over the next ten years.
If they somehow get the patent back, it will of course be very good for their valuation.
If it goes down more, I'd have no problem with initiating a small position under $4. Other than that, there are too many other good stocks to buy to sink too much cash into AMRN right now (imo)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:38:50 No.18198801 >>18198756 >2000CAD for 4 months that's a lot, where are they getting this money?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:39:21 No.18198804

>>18198747
>How much is AMRN work with their drug is basically a generic?

I know! I thought of any easy way to approximate a valuation of the company under such circumstances. We can extrapolate a value from similar companies. Now how do we assign a value to AMRN if vascepa is no different from a generic drug? Simple. We just take the market cap of TEVA. That's about the most generic generic drug company around. Now, Teva has a more than $10 billion market cap. A quick back-of-the-envelope calculation based on today's after-hours trading session yields a new market cap for AMRN of about $1.5 billion. If AMRN realizes it's full potential as a generic drug company, it should command a similar market cap to TEVA, meaning that the share price could increase more than 6 times from today's prices.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:39:37 No.18198809 Is it stupid to buy ABN and ING?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:40:39 No.18198817 >>18198801 brrrrrrrrrap

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:41:19 No.18198819 File: 103 KB, 3719x346, DelusionalAMRNholder.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198747 >>18198787 >>18198804

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:41:22 No.18198821 I'm going to buy bros, I cant wait any longer

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:42:47 No.18198828 >>18198821 what are you going to buy....

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:42:49 No.18198829 >>18198821 Dangerously bearish

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:43:22 No.18198832

>>18198787
I'm more interested in it as a speculative bet that the price will go up over the short term. If people decide that today's sell-off was overdone, then the price could easily go up by a non-trivial amount. Why, just a $0.50 increase would be a more than 10% increase from after-hours trading! It would be almost exciting as holding SNSS and watching it go up a nickel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:44:27 No.18198844 >>18198819 He was SO close to buying the right stock and getting rich by simply shifting the letters around to make MRNA.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:45:00 No.18198845 Crab?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:45:51 No.18198849 >DAXchads jsut keep winning

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:48:55 No.18198865 >>18197704 Life would be so much easier as a girl...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:49:02 No.18198867 >>18198849 any more DAX niggers here? I can’t believe this shit Markets gone completely nuts

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:49:36 No.18198873
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>Japan plans 60 Trillion Yen stimulus
WEW I bet they're still not going to experience inflation, too. Poor bastards.

>>18198581
US Dollar possibly...

Depends how long you can wait. The big 4 banks are priced like they're going out of business. If Powell doesn't pursue negative rates, they should make it through OK.

>>18198637
Me too.
I'm happy with the things I bought but I sold such stupid things.

>>18198678
It might've been a local promotional thing from one of those sports things?

>>18198693
I'm waiting. Only 2X leverage so I can afford to even though it hurts. I'm also short VIX and waiting FOREVER for that to finally go down.

>>18198691
I'm going Lafroige. You?

>>18198733
You're not paying attention. Everything you're seeing now is WHY the market already crashed. It's probably not over, but all of this was figured out and priced in a month ago.

See this post for more details:
>>18194146

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:49:45 No.18198874

>>18198819
That guy said he sold his AMRN to get into ONTX. I don't imagine he's made enough on that to quit his day job yet, but he probably did better than he would holding AMRN today, which would probably be something like a -70% return on his initial investment. But that aside, all of this talk of "patents" and "laws" is really just noise anyway. The buyout is coming, and AMRN is going to command at least $30 per share at a MINIMUM. Then I'll be able to take my fat green bags and finally quit my job.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:51:38 No.18198887 File: 39 KB, 418x394, newfolio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198740 i'm currently at 7k loss out of 19k usd

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:51:46 No.18198888 >>18198874 >>18198819 Haha, just kidding, you know? LCI to $60! We'll be back in the double digits in no time.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:54:44 No.18198909

>>18198887
Those are dated to late April at least. That's when the experts are saying they expect coronavirus cases might peak. It's quite likely that the negative effects of the disease will have become much more "real" in the eyes of the broader population by that point. You'd like to think that stocks would become cheaper...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:57:46 No.18198930 >>18198887 >20 puts @ 180 Are you mad!? Who the hell spends 19k in options!? I hope you're doing simulated trading or something, because otherwise, you're too dangerous to keep your own fucking money.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 03:58:38 No.18198935 Futures up again lol

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:00:16 No.18198942 >>18198909 Maybe the market is predicting the peak in cases and starting to buy now? If so the bear case is fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:01:04 No.18198944 Are there any disadvantages to buying XOM on a German exchange instead of through NYSE?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:04:01 No.18198962 >>18198094 sauce on webm?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:04:08 No.18198963 >>18198944 Sometimes beause of spread and price. If the euro price matches the dollar price to some .X% then sure, go ahead. Otherwise wait for US market open.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:04:19 No.18198964 [DELETED]

>>18198873
>It's probably not over, but all of this was figured out and priced in a month ago.

As long as what's going to happen is only a possibility and people can remain in denial about it, then what's going to happen won't be fully "priced in." We'll see how bullish these analysts are when they're all dying of pneumonia.

>>18198909
That would be a stupid mindset IMO because the peak in cases is when the outbreak is at its worse, not when things are close to being finished.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:05:00 No.18198967 >>18198962 Danger 5 An australian parody of 80's action shows.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:05:28 No.18198970 >>18198801 I don't know and i don't care. It might be a brrrrrrrr situation for them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:05:49 No.18198976 >>18198828 I-I haven't gotten t-that f-far yet

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:06:27 No.18198980

>>18198873
>It's probably not over, but all of this was figured out and priced in a month ago.

As long as what's going to happen is only a possibility and people can remain in denial about it, then what's going to happen won't be fully "priced in." We'll see how bullish these analysts are when they're all dying of pneumonia.

>>18198942
That would be a stupid mindset IMO because the peak in cases is when the outbreak is at its worse, not when things are close to being finished.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:07:45 No.18198988 >>18198976 Buy LCI. LCI is going to $88.88 (see >>18198888)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:08:28 No.18198991 My holds turned green today. wtf. Where's my fucking crash.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:09:10 No.18198994 >>18196953 Everyday I see the same trading garbage, but nobody here is making money unless they're in LINK ZANO and OGN. Be real

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:10:09 No.18198999 >>18198887 >SPY p 180 04/22 x20 >SPY p 155 04/24 x90 holy based

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:12:17 No.18199011 >>18198991 Crash cancelled, we're abandoning concepts such as "inflation" and "deflation" and "market". Only fed is allowed to move the market now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:13:56 No.18199020 File: 168 KB, 500x790, personal card querant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198873 VIX declining so slowly spooks the fugg out of me :< It was acting really weird around midday today (uhh yesterday), very strange

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:14:26 No.18199022 >>18199011 Grandpa Anon, tell us again, what was a market? You told us that PEOPLE used to trade, that's rad, why didn't robo-printers do it back then?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:16:48 No.18199037 Is this bullish? >>18199023 Tldr USA having massive shortages of corona tests

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:17:03 No.18199039
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>>18199022
>You told us that PEOPLE used to trade, that's rad, why didn't robo-printers do it back then?
Well those were chaotic times kiddo, there were "bulls" and "bears" and some spoke of "crabs", but those times are over now. The fed knows the best what's good for us, now eat your cereal before it gets soggy, it cost me 50 grand at the 'ol Walmart in the morning, g*d knows how much it sells for right now!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:17:32 No.18199042 >>18198887 you better hope for a red thursday/friday

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:18:35 No.18199049 >>18199037 No corona tests, no corona cases. My neighbour probably died and his door starts to smell now, but as long as I do not call the police he is alive... legally.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:18:56 No.18199051 >>18199020 why wouldn't VIX stay very high for the next few months? makes sense to me >>18199037 priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:20:47 No.18199068 >>18199011 >we're abandoning concepts such as "inflation" and "deflation" and "market". These are naughty words for bad people.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:20:58 No.18199074 >>18197005 Nah physical gold is fucking penny trade. Gold value is hugely inflated (and its becoming more and more useless asset) and 99% of the trade is done on paper gold and the trafe dynamics of that dictate gold price, not real gold supply.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:22:36 No.18199089 >>18199051 The vix doesn't stay high for that long ever. Look at the chart.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:23:56 No.18199107 File: 273 KB, 640x886, Beholder_4E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198122 That's a Beholder you retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:24:14 No.18199111 >>18199011 Sounds based.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:24:41 No.18199115

>>18199051
with the levels of bullish options data I've been seeing (MANY sweepers) and good breadth today and during the last half of last week I'd have expected it to have gone down more. Tells me people are still anticipating and we will likely see a lotta downside from here. Seems obvious but it's a sad conclusion :(

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:25:17 No.18199121 I want to buy, because the market goes up. But the market is only up because of Fed fuckery and we are just waiting for the crash to happen. REEEEE Just give us normal market cycles.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:25:18 No.18199122 >>18199107 no that's a bagholder you retard

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:25:44 No.18199127 I can't decide between letting my SQQQ bleed, or bailing it out and feeling like the retard who bought at the top and sold at the bottom. What's going to hurt more, my ego or my wallet?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:26:43 No.18199134 >>18199089 but you can't expect it to slap down under 30 in an instant with so many unresolved plotlines >>18199115 there is no reason for anyone to be selling cheap options right now. all the knives are still in the air

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:27:32 No.18199142

/biz/ newcunt here
Is the next few weeks a good time to put a few K into an oil ETF? I have about £50k in savings that's just sitting and I'm worried about BRRR-induced inflation, plus wagecucking isn't getting me anywhere.
If I buy when oil bottoms at $10/barrell or so I'd surely stand to make gains when it gets back up to $50-100 territory even if it is in a couple of years' time

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:28:41 No.18199152 >>18199142 Kys

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:29:27 No.18199164 >>18199127 i'm thinking of dumping my SQQQ into TQQQ tomorrow desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:29:30 No.18199165 Im in cash for a month now If this fucking retarded market isnt dumping soon im just buying back in Fuck this fucking FED

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:30:12 No.18199169 >>18199165 This

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:30:40 No.18199170 >>18199142 Buy 50k of SPY puts

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:30:51 No.18199172 File: 271 KB, 640x480, frog wizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18199122 No its not because bagholders are turbo gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:31:03 No.18199174 >>18199121 I'm in the same boat anon, I feel like as soon as I buy shit will decide to crash

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:32:37 No.18199182 File: 122 KB, 862x720, 1585293940319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] making so much money on oil now wtf

>>	flu=flu, swindel = mass media,(...) Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:32:40 No.18199183 >>18199049 Put him in a freeze box and get his pension? ha ha ha America!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:32:47 No.18199186 File: 53 KB, 907x718, smug 48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18199174 I just bought a tiny little long position and I am ready to get boggd into the ground. Get some puts Do not let my sacrifice be in vain

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:32:49 No.18199187 >>18199152 Take your face for a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:35:07 No.18199211 File: 208 KB, 750x1185, image-asset.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18199174 I bought, fuck the fed I can't take the loss anymore, i'll make my money back in a week then short next week money moves money moves ye ye ye ye

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:35:16 No.18199213 >>18199142 >Is the next few weeks a good time to put a few K into an oil ETF? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:35:21 No.18199215 >>18197164 don't worry they will all be temporary neets with trumpbux.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:35:35 No.18199216 If you're perma cash instead of fishing for cheapies you're literally braindamaged and should leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:36:09 No.18199222 >>18199164 But that's exactly when it's going to turn around and nosedive...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:36:47 No.18199228 >>18199127 Same man. I made my decisio though, I'll ride this fucker to the ground. If you need help with yours: Would you today, right now, buy SQQQ? Then keep and ask this question to yourself every day until you decide no, then sell.

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:37:09 No.18199234
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>>18198976
JNJ rallied 8% today on the news that they’re developing a vaccine for COVID-19 on a NOT FOR PROFIT BASIS.

Wait for that stupid move to reverse and buy it. It’s got one of the strongest balance sheets around. Only Microsoft and JNJ have AAA rated balance sheets that I know of.

Companies with weak balance sheets are going to have a tough time getting through this.

>>18199020
It is strange! It’s taking forever but I’ve got no real reason to take the loss, taken down a lot of my longs to build cash, and There’s nothing I really want to buy after this big of a rally.

>>18198980
The market never waits for conditions to improve before it turns bullish, Usually bottoms 6 or 9 month before unemployment bottoms. This is an especially weird time, but I’ve heard some say that they’re waiting for the exponential increase to become linear before buying, because they can predict when it should flatten out at that point.

>>18199187
Nah he’s right. You should read and lurk and kill yourself before posting. If you’re really that worried about inflation you can buy TIPS or some shit, but deflation is the near-term concern for the USD at least.

>>18199216
Bretty based.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:38:16 No.18199243 >>18199186 >>18199211 I guess we go down together boys

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:38:39 No.18199245 >>18198930 I didn't spend 19k in options, but I did spend 19k in shorts (SQQQ + options) which is crazely stupid, and it made me realize how true is "the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:38:48 No.18199247 >>18199142 How are you so sure the price will go back up that high? Production cost in SA is around $9-$10, demand is ever decreasing, supply is a-plenty

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:39:41 No.18199256 File: 1.02 MB, 1003x677, 1585155225013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18198821 dont FOMO in, you're chasing it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:40:31 No.18199260 do we have statistics for the April Fools' Day tomorrow? green/red ratio?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:40:53 No.18199262 File: 50 KB, 512x358, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18199245

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:41:26 No.18199266 >>18199263 >>18199263 >>18199263 >>18199263 >>18199263 >>18199263 >>18199263 >>18199263 >>18199263 >>18199263 go

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:42:20 No.18199272 >>18199260 Wojak pink. Printer malfunction will cause FED to print debt notes instead of cash

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 04:42:45 No.18199274 >>18198887 You really believe spy is going below 180?

Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 05:16:29 No.18199539

>>18198801
Canadian libtard gubberment tried to sneak legislation giving them powers to raise taxes without having to explain themselves or get opposition approval in covid-19 EI legislation. So incoming debilitating taxes after covid-19 because they are borrowing all the money and they sold all their gold years ago like morons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 05:35:08 No.18199653 buy royal dutch shell

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 05:39:22 No.18199679 >>18199274 50% off the top of 310 isn't that far fetched, implying this coronavirus will show how fucked up is the financial system in the US and how propped up is the market

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 31, 2020 05:53:34 No.18199777 >>18196994 He posted his port once, it was filled with puts during the end of '18 craziness. I forget the value but I remember he had some weird shitty fonts all over.

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