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>> No.18189995
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Crab is King.

>> No.18190094
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yeah im starting to think based

>> No.18190135

>>18190094
I wrote him a love letter

>> No.18190171

>>18190094
>>18190135
>this is what lolbertarians actually believe

>> No.18190297

>>18188986
Sauce?

>> No.18190315

it's the end of the world as we know it and the stock market feels fine

>> No.18190319

>>18189995
YEE-CLAW there partner

>> No.18190405
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How many millions of dead bodies unaccounted for will be discovered once this is all over?

>> No.18190421

>>18190094
Looks greasy and smells bad. No wonder the reddit fags that blew in like him so much

>> No.18190498

>>18190405
In Africa? Zero, they will all be labelled as death by something else, like Germany is doing, and forgotten about.

>> No.18190858
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>>18190498
maybe they won't be labelled correctly but they will be discovered nonetheless and there's only so much you can sweep under the rug without anyone noticing the bulge

>> No.18190962

I think I missed the dip, brehs...

>> No.18190988

>>18190962
You r*dditors did. your fake r*ddit corona hoax has been revealed. Bullchads bought the bottom a week ago while you were browsing r/cuckold and now your bagholding SQQQ and SPY puts. lmao

>> No.18191030

Just got fractional shares for robinhood. Got spy, nvda, amd, goog, googl, amzn, msft, chef, dis, ko, fizz, tsla, ba. Whst else should i buy if im holding for a couple years.

>> No.18191072

>>18190988
As of right now CRF is undervalued by about half of it's per stock value. How quick it bounces back up, I can't say, but that's one I'll be casually stuffing money into

>> No.18191075

everyone in markets right now will get burned, don't get fooled by this artificial pump, safest bet is cash right now

>> No.18191078

>>18191030
LMT RTN GD

>> No.18191085
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Why's the post market literally going straight sideways? Not like the usual sideways but almost a horizontal line

>> No.18191087

>>18191075
cringe

>> No.18191113

FUD

>> No.18191121
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>>18191085

>> No.18191124
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>>18191085

>> No.18191125

Drumpf absolutely BTFO jim shitcosta

>> No.18191130

>>18191087
what part of your brain doesn't understand that economy will be closed for 1 month AT LEAST, does the chart represent the reality ?

>> No.18191133
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>i want to keep the country calm, i don't want panic in the country
>i could cause panic, much better than even you. i could make you look like a minor league player

IS THIS B U L L I S H ???

>> No.18191140

NASTY SNARKY QUESTION

>> No.18191145

>I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
>I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
>I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
>I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
>I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

>> No.18191149

>>18191130
$2T is 1.5 months GDP you absolute tripleniggerfaggot. It's literally priced in >>>/r/eddit

>> No.18191153

>>18191133
Yes.

>> No.18191160

i missed the press conference guys, any big news?

>> No.18191162

Meanwhile in the deeper south:
https://news.yahoo.com/brazil-economy-cant-stop-coronavirus-bolsonaro-233240524.html

>> No.18191164

HOW DO I SHORT THE LEFTY MEDIA??
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING DABBED ON LIKE THIS.
It's just unfair at this point.

>> No.18191166

>>18191160
Nothing at all, just more shit flinging

>> No.18191171

>>18191072
Meant NLY

>> No.18191173

Spain adds an official +913 for the past 24hr for their death toll

>> No.18191175

>>18191160
coronavirus is cured, just requires a bullet to the head

>> No.18191176
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18191176

What happened here
Did a big firm dump?

>> No.18191182

>>18191160
drumpf btfoing r*ddit-tier talking points left and right

>> No.18191183

>>18191145
why does this make me just love this guy even more? Trump 2020 EZ. the absolute fucking balls of steel on this guy.

>> No.18191193

>>18191145
Can I please get a link to that

>> No.18191202

>Russia sent us a plain load of THINGS
how do I long THINGS?

>> No.18191205

>these futures
I'm fucking done. I'm selling all short positions and going long tomorrow. If I don't breakeven this week, I am going to just fucking end th

>> No.18191206

>>18191176
>post a chart without volume
>wut happened

>>18191183
Can you suck his dick somewhere else?

>> No.18191215

>>18191176
what happened there is R*ddithood is shit coded by pajeets

>> No.18191217

>>18191182
>>18191166
but nothing related to the virus big?

>> No.18191223

>>18191175
this wasn't the xinnie the poo conference, Chang.

>> No.18191224
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>>18189982
POST YFW CORONA CHAN FUCKS YOUR NATION INTO THE DARK AGES!

>> No.18191227

>I know South Korea much better than anybody.

>> No.18191231
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Is it safe to buy yet

>> No.18191232

>>18191149
that's in best scenario, nvm bull are truly retarded, not that i am a bear, i am just stating facts so people don't lose money, people who thinks we will be at 30k in one month are full retard thats for sure

>> No.18191234

>>18191217
No they don't talk about the virus at the virus conference anymore, just the economy

>> No.18191235

>I know South Korea better than anybody
>Do you know soul?

>> No.18191236

>>18191149
We are going to be shut down for at least one quarter.
The estimated impact on Q2 alone is -20~25%.
That's $4-5T USD.
Priced in my ass.
This doesn't include Q1 impact.
And this all assumes we will be out by summer.

>> No.18191238

>>18191217
the '''''''virus''''''' is over. manlet dr fauci said some boring shit and then sit down

>> No.18191239

>shutdown extended 30 days
>numbers exploding in several states
>mid 100s, soon thousands of deaths a day
>money line go up

this economy is too fucking retarded, I'm just gonna go to a financial advisor

>> No.18191241

>>18191217
Nothing related to the virus really beyond felating corporate dudes and then rehashing the stuff that happened yesterday.

>> No.18191242

>>18191206
S E E T H I N G

>> No.18191243
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>>18191224
Blue board, but also saved

>> No.18191246

MORE TESTS THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY

>> No.18191252
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>>18191231
Nope.

>> No.18191254

Gotta love that he can’t pronounce roche and keeps calling it roach.

>> No.18191255

"you should go out and be a great investigative reporter and go to the hospitals and ask them how they are using so many masks"
lmfao he's just been openly shitting on reporters these past few days

>> No.18191257

>38 million people in seoul
Did he just say a random number LMAO

>> No.18191260

>>18191242
G A Y

>> No.18191265

>b-but per capita
Based trump roasting that nigger

>> No.18191268
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>>18191231
Its never safe fren

>> No.18191279

>>18191231
I think you missed the bottom, fren.

>> No.18191288

>>18191231
Goddamn I love apu
He's literally just me

>> No.18191289

>>18191030
How long did it take you? I applied like 2 weeks ago

>> No.18191297

>>18191205
If you buy longs i can guarantee you, that market will crash soon after

>> No.18191306

>>18191205
>bears capitulating
looks like the next leg down is near

>> No.18191308
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>>18191019
>you guys buying anything besides VTI/VOO?

Yeah the usual stuff, but also taking a risky bet on XOM thinking that it will do okay at low oil prices while everyone else dies
Of course it's easy to do when I bought in at $30.59
Also looking in to the other big oil companies, seems their "break-even" barrel price is guarded like a national secret lol

>> No.18191311

>>18191257
yea its like 10 million lmao

>> No.18191321

>>18191297
Just bought 10k of BA today, gonna hold it til the hysteria ends

>> No.18191326

>>18191268
This

A 50% loss is the price of admission to the stock market
Or something like that. It’s a munger quote.

>> No.18191329

>>18191236
Doesnt matter, fed will buy anything and everything

>> No.18191333

And we're back on the same trendline taking us slowly up. This is going to be an easy +5 tomorrow.

>> No.18191337

>>18191279
i dont mind, /biz/ told me not to catch a falling knife

>> No.18191340

>>18191239
Priced in

>> No.18191341

>>18191257
Yes. A simple Google search confirms that's much more than the population of Seoul and less than the population of all of South Korea. It's literally a random asspull number because he's retarded.

>> No.18191353
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what does her portfolio look like?

>> No.18191360

>>18191337
Yeah, but /biz/ is retarded.
The best you could get is a double bottom.
Load up.

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>>18191205
>crying about futures already

>> No.18191368

>food supply workers striking
>Amazon workers striking
I'm thinking this is very bullish?

>> No.18191373

>>18191341
lmao who cares nerd he btfo that libtard that's all that matters fuck back off to r*ddit

>> No.18191384

>>18191321
I think that they are a strategic usa asset and are not allowed to go bakrupt,so you're probably make a nice profit in the long run

>> No.18191388

>>18191205
Futures aren't even open yet.

>> No.18191391

>>18191353
More pertinent question is what does her asshole smell like

>> No.18191393

>>18191388
Heh

>> No.18191398

>>18191353
100% natural gas stocks
Snifffffff

>> No.18191400

>>18191368
what do they want, anyway? a couple bucks?
send in the guard and shoot a couple.

>> No.18191414

>>18191400

>National guard starts working for Amazon

People think clownworld has even begun

>> No.18191415

>>18191391
Fish and shits

>> No.18191422

>>18191239
>I'm just gonna go to a financial advisor
that's a good idea, seeing as you're retarded

>> No.18191428
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>>18191239
>I'm just gonna go to a financial advisor
So you like being scammed, huh?

>> No.18191432

>>18191239
whatever happens, the stock market does the opposite of what i expect. i've given up.

>> No.18191439

let's be honest, there is no losing when you're bullish
worst case scenario, you baghold for a few years
best case scenario, you ride jerome's every day to new highs

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>>18191353

>> No.18191456

>>18191289
I applied since dec 12, 2019. Just got the greenlight at 7am this morning

>> No.18191458

>>18191439
The worst part about that is you aren't wrong.

>> No.18191463

>>18191432
Thats because people making the market have been doing that as a full time job for years. So when you act upon some new piece of information, you can rest assured that they either knew it earlier or already predicted it.

>> No.18191470
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Come on pump futures, I need to make money!

>> No.18191485

>>18191400
Money and free safety supplies (masks gloves sanitizer)

>> No.18191488
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>>18191415

>> No.18191500

bros i got called a jew on /pol/ for liking a youtuber

i really dont know how to respond, ive been natsoc for so long and ive never been called a jew in my life, the basis that I am a jew is so wrong but the /pol/ Qtard wrote out 3 paragraphs about how i was a jew and i couldnt bother reading it all because im not a jew

>> No.18191506

>>18191463
Yeah that's why Warren buffet is down 30% this year

>> No.18191511
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>https://www.ccn.com/did-the-fed-just-accidentally-trigger-a-housing-market-crash/

YES MONEY PRINTER KEEP BRRRRRRING

>> No.18191514

>>18191500
ok kike

>> No.18191517

>>18191439
You win even with long calls lol

>> No.18191518

>>18191439
Yeah I just realized this too, it's so much easier to be a mumu than a bobo

>> No.18191523

>>18191439
All of my longs are bullish, only 1 is bearish. I just think a bear is actually justified if the stock market actually has any lagging or predictive power of the economy. Because its clear that most of the initial stimulus measures were geared expressly to the stock market (as opposed to commodities, bonds, or real estate). If the stock market doesn't respond to this beyond a brief blip for a few weeks when its already hard coded as 4 months effect for the average person (which is probably overly wishful thinking) than the stock market is just gambling

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>>18191321
>>18191384
You’re gonna make it

>> No.18191541

>>18191432
Also most people are probably thinking that the current crisis will last a year tops, and it's a great opportunity to buy some cheap stonks. Especially since fed is keeping it all afloat. Thats why the current market is completely removed from fundamentals.

>> No.18191543

>>18191500
shut up jew and go back to /pol/

>> No.18191549

>>18191506
warren buffet is an old faggot only r*ddit follows him

>> No.18191554
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JUSTIFY SPY 300 RIGHT NOW!
JUSTIFY SPY 260 RIGHT NOW!
JUSTIFY SPY 200 RIGHT NOW!
Thats right, you cannot.
Prepare yourselves.

>> No.18191555

>>18191439
>for a few years
>few
If you had bought the '00 pump then you have needed 7 years of bagholding to break even, 13 years to become green. And then you have what? 100% in 20 years at best so far.
The worst case looks scary.

>> No.18191558

>>18191326
True enough. All the information is free but there's still a tuition to be paid if you want to learn how to trade.

>> No.18191565

>>18191087
Show us pics of you going all in on stocks right now if you believe we're going to rebound hard.

Dont actually do that but it makes it obvious you just want stocks to keep pumping by dissuading sentiments that itll go down.

>> No.18191568

>>18191506
Oil war was a real black swan, thats why the market crashed as hard and fast as it did. The corona alone would not have that effect

>> No.18191572

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

>> No.18191573

God I have absolutely no clue what to do

5 things from now everything will be far up from where we are now
But there's so many people saying that the fear is over and NOW is the time to invest
Every half hour I'm flipping on whether or not i should make my move tomorrow
My reason says maybe and my fomo says yes

>> No.18191579

>>18191485
why not just give it to them? doesn't bezos have literally billions of dollars alone? this is a fucking pandemic ffs, why do billionaire faggots always have to make capitalism look bad?

they'd make so much fucking extra money too, because all of the bleeding heart liberlols would suck bezos off for eternity for throwing the poor workers a few extra bux and being their "savior" during the pandemic. makes no sense, how greedy can you fucking get? if i ever had that much money i'd end up giving most of it away because what the fuck can you even do with that much money? buy a 3rd world country and force everyone to not wear pants? like wtf do you even do?

>> No.18191581

>>18191514
>>18191543
see? how do i respond to this, i've got plenty of ways to respond to being called a nigger or a faggot but i dont have any ammo in my brain for being called a jew
"haha im not jewish" that doesnt work bros that just makes me sound like a jew

>> No.18191583

>>18191500
mazel tov my khaver welcome or as we, your people, say shalom

>> No.18191596

>>18191573
When it doubt get out. That is rule number 1.

>> No.18191599

>>18191500
What was the channel? Be honest

>> No.18191600
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>>18191500
>bros i got called a jew on /pol/ for liking a youtuber

there is nothing wrong about watching Abigail Shapiro's channel anon

>> No.18191603

>>18191573
Invest in long holds
>market goes down, just buy more
>market goes up, you made money

>> No.18191606
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>>18191572
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18191607
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>>18191568
>oil fluctuate in price
BLACK SWAN
>novel virus destroys global economy
PRICED IN

>> No.18191620

>>18191581
call him a jew and say something a nazi would say, you jew

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>>18191554
what was that? can't hear you over the sound of these printers lmao

>> No.18191631

>>18191175
kek

>> No.18191640

>>18191599
jreg

>> No.18191652

>>18191555
yeah but no one instantaneously buys into the market with their entire stack in a single lump sum

just buy stocks every year, or every month
buy more when they're relatively cheap by all-time metrics, and fewer when they're relatively expensive
it's very easy

>> No.18191654

>futures flat
Nobody knows what to do, do they?

>> No.18191661

>>18191506
Source on this?
US dollar and treasuries have been doing well, and he’s heavy into both.

>> No.18191665

>>18191193
https://youtu.be/JiNuoKK2Z48

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>>18191518
>>18191439
Just hold for 30+ years bro. You're not a permanent bagholder, you're a long term investor.

>> No.18191680

>>18191511
>those votes
guess CNN readers are bears, or prospective home buyers

>> No.18191685

>>18191607
Virus was widely known from the start of january...

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>>18191670
KEK

Don't worry bros the market always comes back eventu-

>> No.18191695

>>18191654
No way I go long with a fucking VIX above 40.
I want to wait for the next dip, see how far that goes and then Ingo back to buying.

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>NOOOOOOOOOOO THE FED CANT CURE COVID 19 IT NOT FAIR FUCK DRUMPF THE CURVE IS PARABOLIC YOU CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDNT MISS THE BOTTOM THIS IS A BULL TRAP CLASSIC BULLTRAP THE STIMULUS DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18191699

>>18191579
the problem when you try and negotiate with poor masses is that it never ends
you give them all a dollar and some gloves today, then tomorrow they're striking and they want two dollars
it's the same slippery slope we see everywhere
poor people get all the latest gadgets and luxuries that the rich do and they use them to tweet 24/7 about how capitalism is evil

>> No.18191714

>>18191573
Average in over a wide variety of stocks over a period of time. Just decide beforehand how many shares you will buy per week and then don't fluctuate in it. You will average not only the risk across the market but also across time.
That is the secret to safe investing. It's very boring but requires far less effort than trying to time dips, peaks, or day trading.

>> No.18191729

>>18191600
I want to impregnate this women over and over Bros. I want to manually express lactation directly into my mouth. I want to put my dick right between those titties like a hotdog fits into a bun. I want to marry that woman.

>> No.18191731

>>18191693
>>18191670
this is my favorite way to BTFO stock and forget folk

>> No.18191738

Has anyone here practiced trading with think or swim?

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Rate my portfolio lads

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The current rally makes sense if you assume chloroquine or something has, say, a 60/40 chance of working

Maybe the MM know something we don't

>> No.18191752

Redpill me on which biomeme companies are a good investment right now
>inb4 fish oil

>> No.18191774

>>18191731
>>18191693
Uhhh

Do you really think Japan and the us have similar roles in the global economy? In the geopolitical landscape? In terms of access to natural resources and manpower? In currencies?

In what way is this a valid comparison?

>> No.18191776

>>18191640
Uhm, I don't know what to say

>> No.18191781

>>18191740
Boeing 737 max tier

>> No.18191785

>>18191699
i get what you're saying but it's a fucking emergency, a global pandemic. like... just do it this once at least? make an exception? when things go back to normal and we aren't all dead, then you can go back to your jew tricks fucking over the poor for personal profit, okay bezos?

>> No.18191787

>>18191579
Bezos earns 80k a year and lives off of amazon's security services. His "wealth" is measured in stocks.

>> No.18191796

>>18191752
Antibe is developing a line of NSAIDs that don't cause ulcers and are better at relieving pain and inflammation

It doesn't sound super flashy, but it could straight up replace Aleve and such, and people buy a fuckton of Aleve

>> No.18191797

>>18191581
>not a new
>but posts on biz
>probably knows a lot about their history
>probably knows a bunch of yiddish or Hebrew words
>probably keeps track of conditions in Israel particularly their government
>probably hates Arabs
My friend remember the story of Abraham
He was not born a new but made one by God, by the covenant, by the mark you yourself mist likely have upon you

I say to you now you are my achi ( "אח") my brother, come home to your people

>> No.18191801

>>18191729
this is the allure of khazar milkers

>> No.18191804

>>18191752
FCEL

>> No.18191807
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>>18191738
I made a paper account for forex and futures. Pretty much feel like a boomer navigating that interface though.

>> No.18191808

>>18191774
>In terms of access to natural resources and manpower?
meanwhile US oil is getting demolished by sand folk

>> No.18191820

>>18191661
A story on yahoo finance
I'm on my phone so I can't find it tight meow

>> No.18191832

>>18191808
Jeez you should go into politics. You dodged that question really well.

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>>18191629
>If we just print enough money that inflation makes SPY $100 actually cost $300, then we saved the stock market!!!

>> No.18191837

>>18191752
nbrv
They have pdufa in June or smth.
That's all you have to know. Play the run up. Sell a day before.

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>>18190962
don't worry, several more to come

i understand most companies have to pay rent on april 1st, when they fail there will be a ripple effect

>> No.18191841

>>18191797
i dont know my dad, maybe i am jewish

>> No.18191850

>>18191820
Did you just say meow?

>> No.18191854

>>18191840
Priced in.

>> No.18191855
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>>18191740
>Using Swedbank over Avanza or Nordnet
It's like you want to be poor

>> No.18191860

>>18191840
Isnt there a big job report coming soon?

>> No.18191862

>>18191740
>No Morakniv
>No Ikea
Are you even trying?

>> No.18191870

>>18191855
Why? They charge nothing.

>> No.18191877

>>18189982
Alright bobobros, I’ve had enough. I’m selling my SQQQ for a loss

>> No.18191886

>>18191850
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

>> No.18191888

friendly reminder that time in the market is better than timing the market :)

>> No.18191890

>>18191877
>selling before the low retest
ngmi

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>>18191670
>>18191693
>>18191731
the nikkei had a major structural weakness, as only a quarter of the float (shares) ever traded on the open market. the rest were held by large conglomerates like mitsubishi. because of this, and the bullish sentiment of investors, the average P/E was over 100 when the bubble popped. this was not so different than the nasdaq crash in 2000. so the lesson being, if we get to average P/E of 100, it's probably wise to trim.

>> No.18191894

>>18191740
>28k
feels bad I lose this much in 30 minutes daily but it took you two decades to save

>> No.18191900

>>18191746
Nah it's just the FED making sure there are no cheapies. If you sold 1 million worth of stock they will print a million. They can force you to rebuy now to stop the sell off and if not they will just bid it up to 1 million themselves making you have to give them the break even price anyway. In any case no inflation because buying off the FED pays back the printed money.

>> No.18191901

>>18191877
Bearish

>> No.18191902

>>18191877
Wait faggot it's just about to crash

>> No.18191903

>>18191085
Because pump starts only 30 mins before markets open

>> No.18191907

>>18191785
I get what you're saying too
who knows man
I don't know the specifics of the negotiations.
I think with so many unemployed, the Amazon employees probably have a bit less leverage than they think. Like their base level warehouse employees can be trained up in a day or two, right?

>> No.18191906

>>18191774
It's more relevant than ever before actually. You probably weren't even alive in the 80s, but I remember that everyone was talking about how Japan was going to take over the world. Then its massive overleveraging blew up in their faces and the whole thing came crumbling down. They turned to QE, negative rates, yield curve control, buying stocks, bonds, and ETFs, and nothing has worked. Now the USA is in the same position Japan was in 1990. And all the money printing and capital controls in the world won't save us. After the impending USD short squeeze the world will dump the dollar as the global reserve currency.

>> No.18191908

>>18191511
almost didn't see it was reversed footage

>> No.18191910

>>18191841
Only your mom matters, anon.

>> No.18191930

>>18191774
>>18191892
>yeah, I averaged in pretty heavy on the first dip around 31000 and then doubled down around 15000.
>I said as soon as it gets anywhere near 23000, I'm out.
>welp, 20 years later I not only broke even, I made a cool $500 including dividends

>> No.18191933

>>18191888
that's bullshit and you know it, because in that case risk is infinite, but what can i say except checked?

>> No.18191935

>>18191877
What really pisses me off is that we would gave seen at least DOW 15k if not for fed meddling. Free market my ass

>> No.18191936

I just don't see how the Fed can ever turn off infinite QE. The same second it backs off from it in any respect the bond market will implode.

>> No.18191938

>>18191442
In orbit

>> No.18191955

>>18191930
redpill me on DCA strategies, anon.

>> No.18191959

>>18191936
They are on Thursday.
Cutting from $75b to $60b a day

>> No.18191962

>>18191906
>USD short squeeze
can't this literally and unironically be fixed with BRRRRRRR and helicopter money?

>> No.18191967

Dow will be down 7-10% tomorrow, depending when they hit the circuit breakers.

>> No.18191973

>>18191807
I thought that you were going to make your millions trading stocks...

>> No.18191980

>>18191877
Give it until Wednesday.

Tuesdays are usually when the market dips the lowest.

>> No.18191984

>>18191902
No it isn't it's in a steady 45 degree line up. You can trade above the line but never below.Every time it drops it sticks back to that line and every bear flag fails.

>> No.18191985

>>18191967
Based on FUD or what

>> No.18191986

>>18191903
spy made a new high after hours today

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If this week does not end AT LEAST -10% then SPY 1000 end of month.

>> No.18191995

>>18191870
Apparently they changed shit up to compete with Avanza and Nordnet last year, nevermind

>> No.18192000

>>18191554
>the mist
i remember that movie, i was telling the tv how strange it was that they lose hope so quickly and give up, then was proven right by how it ended, felt good

>> No.18192001

>>18191935
I agree with you 100%. I would hold, but my better judgement tells me that there is no doubt that the fed will print our children into Zimbabwe levels of inflation just to save themselves short term pain. All rational thought points me towards a crash based on the information readily available to me, but I know that the Fed is anything but rational.

>> No.18192007

>>18191990
no way spy ever goes down again asshole

>> No.18192009

>>18191935
Well what did you expect that the entire us economy would come crashing down without the fed trying anything at all? Lol

>> No.18192012

>>18191930
if you don't have any appetite for risks, it's fine
don't buy stocks, just keep your money in the bank
no one is forcing you

>> No.18192018

>>18191804
But do I really want my children to be born into a world where celibate conspiracy theorists loathe them and harass them on the internet just because their gorgeous mother has tremendous knockers on such a tight frame?

>> No.18192020

>>18191936
Add new wealth into the system by exploiting the infinite resources of space

>> No.18192024

>>18191967
Please stop giving me hope. I've accepted that my puts will all expire worthless. It's peaceful, once you no longer fear death.

>> No.18192046

>>18192009
Not really, but the response is total war tier

>> No.18192049

>>18191985
Based on the worst jobs report in history has not been priced in yet.

>> No.18192061

>>18192049
But the unemployment numbers came out last week isn’t that pretty much the same shit

>> No.18192065

>>18191967
When does it come? Tomorrow morning?

>> No.18192070

i've always assumed that market indices at least kind of track the state of the underlying economy.
clearly this is not the case.

is there a stat that actually tells me how the economy of e.g. germany, the uk or the usa is actually doing, and how do i short it?

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>>18192007
>No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.

>> No.18192081

Hey guys I just started trading today to get in on buying when stocks are low. I heard I should put a stop loss order on everything just in case it goes down. It wants me to put in a percentage, so what's a good value? 10, 20%? I don't think it's really going to go down but I guess it always helps to be prepared.

>> No.18192089

>>18191973
I'll trade what ever the fuck I want and make my millions from all kinds of sources. You'd be a fool to not use ever resource open to you in your goals of making millions.

>> No.18192096

>>18191959
Friday they realize that once you pay the Dane-geld, you'll never get rid of the Dane.

>> No.18192097

>>18192061
The stimulus hype has been priced in but the jobs report has not, I think

>> No.18192100

Nonfarm profit report gonna cause big dump on Friday?

>> No.18192103

>>18192070
are you looking for GDP perhaps

>> No.18192111

>>18192081
Oh it's going to go down. Earnings season is right around the corner and some of these companies are fucking clueless right now. I expect some serious crab action.

>> No.18192115

>>18192065
I'm not an expert dont make bets on my advice just what I think will happen.

>> No.18192118

>>18191935
Jerome can only delay the inevitable

>> No.18192122

>>18192070
C + I + G + NX

>> No.18192124

>>18192081
thanks for the bear signal

>> No.18192125

>>18192111
What does crab action mean?

>> No.18192129

>>18192070
>Stat that tells me how the economy is doing
its called GDP.
can short a country a variety of different ways

>> No.18192155

>>18191906
But no one is talking about how the us is going to take over the world. The sentiment is quite the opposite, the world seems to think Nero is fiddling while the empire crumbles and we’re all distracted by bread and circuses.

The over-leverage in the shadow banking industry is being unwound, and likely that’s been a big part of the major selloff, and maybe even related to that recent selloff in gold as well.

(You’re also assuming that everyone is going to listen to the IMF and throw massive amounts of USD into the moneypit of EM)

>> No.18192163

>>18192081
your real question should be what's your target profit? You can set the stop limit how ever tight you want, but when do you want to take profit and how long are you trying to hold? If the shit you bought does go down 10% would you buy more and cost average down, or would you just cut losses and move to the next trade? Keep in mind if you take a 10% loss you'll need a 12% gain to get back in the green.

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>>18192081

>> No.18192179

>>18192097
The jobs numbers were predicted a week ahead of time and when GS released that report it triggered a 10% selloff that hit circuit breakers. Why do you believe it wasn’t priced in then?

>> No.18192183

>>18192125
here's a short explainer
https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM

>> No.18192182

>>18192111
>people still think we entered a bull market

>> No.18192184

>>18192125
up down up down up down

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>>18191746
Stop trying to come up with fundamental explanations for day to day market fluctuations. It's a waste of time and will get you nowhere.

>> No.18192191

>>18192089
I just think that if you're already struggling to make real lasting gains in the stock market, then the forex and futures markets probably won't be any kinder to you

>> No.18192193

Bvll. Bvll. Bvll.
<<Bvll>>
Bvllvsh. Relish the bvll.

>> No.18192195

>>18191980
I bought right before the jump on Friday through some stroke of luck. I should have sold this morning. We just got news that the shelter in place will last another 4 weeks and the market jumped 3.2%. The day of the week won’t change shit.

>> No.18192200

>>18192155
>IMF and throw massive amounts of USD into the moneypit of EM
what other options do they have?

>> No.18192201

>>18192125
it means we're going to be trading sideways for a while. Maybe as much of 90% of trading is just crabbing and trading in the channels. I think that's why i'm having more success with this forex paper shit. I'm just looking for entries and exits.

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18192203

is he right?

>> No.18192208

>>18192182
we entered a bull market the moment that stocks become publicly available for purchase

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18192219

>>18192103
>>18192122
>>18192129
i need a stat that updates more regularly so i can get my dopamine kick every morning from feeling like an oracle for predicting that a pandemic might be bad for the economy

>> No.18192220

>Macy's, Kohl's and Gap lay off 500,000 without pay.

>> No.18192222

>>18192187
cute shipfus you got there
too bad theyre gluttons

>> No.18192228

>>18192187
This is basically a week long bull run now, it's more than just daily patterns. This is either the fattest bulltrap in history, or retail faggots like us are being memed on

>> No.18192234

>>18192115
Ok, I found it. April 03, Friday,8.30 AM.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/47EFC11A-7054-11EA-AAF7-27D4E02D4722

>> No.18192236

If I have around 8k to my name what should I do? Should I buy stocks or is there somewhere else to invest. Hoping for an honest answer I'm new to money.

>> No.18192238

>>18192220
Extremely bullish

>> No.18192249

your fake r*ddit corona hoax has been revealed. Bullchads bought the bottom a week ago while you were browsing r/cuckold and now your bagholding SQQQ and SPY puts. lmao

>> No.18192250

>>18192220
is that legal?

>> No.18192252

>>18192070
an index is a weighted sum of the stock prices of the largest companies of the nation, measured by market capitalization. stock prices follow supply and demand. if people want them, they become expensive. that can also happen during a hype. extreme example : look at APT stock during late february. so no, indeces are NOT a representation of the economy.

>> No.18192258

>>18191160
The pillow merchant man

>> No.18192263

>>18191665
hah! the media will hold that comment against trump and all they will do is make trump win the next election by more

>> No.18192265

>>18191353
damn i would love to come to her after a hard days work in tokyo being a mechanic and my hand would be sore but she would make us a nice shitty ramen together and she would tell me she was soo proud of me ...

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>>18192228
>week long bull run
no
>This is either the fattest bulltrap in history
Not even close. Pull up the S&P or DOW chart, 1day candles, view and measure the price action during all past recessions and crashes.

>> No.18192270

>>18192219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

>> No.18192273

>>18192220
unironically bullish, we're cutting the fat of society piece by piece. all of the shitty garbage-tier companies that were just barely getting by on debt are now getting roasted.

the old trees are on fire and they will soon bring new life to the forest and their ashes will provide sustenance to the soil and to the young plants who have been in the shade for so long, reaching for the sun.

>> No.18192276

>>18192220
Bvllish as fuck

>> No.18192278

>>18192203
Yes, its obvious. War with China is coming.

>> No.18192282

>>18192191
See I think you're wrong simply because I've just been trading really short term options. It's really more along the lines of gambling than anything. I'll be in a bad trade, know it's a bad trade and then throw 3 or 4 times more money at it, then watch it all evaporate overnight on a .2% move. Having the freedom to exit a trade and not worry about limiting my self to 3 day trades in a rolling 5 day period would be a real game changer.

>> No.18192284

Why the FUCK are gold stocks going down, /biz/?

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18192292

Get out of here bears,

>> No.18192295

>>18192236
read boomer investing 101 in the OP. otherwise someone like this >>18192250 might give you advice

>> No.18192298

>>18192220
Is this priced in?

>> No.18192303

>>18192220
>Macy's, Kohl's and Gap lay off 500,000 without pay.
so what? they will get much much fresh $ from jeromes bazooka.

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>>18192267
So its a bull trap?

>> No.18192311

>>18192236
Buy oil stocks, XOM, RDSB, HAL. Ease into your position as the price is likely to go lower soon, but for not much longer. Also wouldn't hurt to try and pruchase physical gold or silver in case this house of cards blows over. Other stocks like retail and entertainment are going to shit the bed more after earnings come out.

>> No.18192312

>>18192220
>>18192250

>Macy's will continue to pay the medical benefits for furloughed staff

>> No.18192315

>>18191693
to be fair Japan got busy supplying the world with drawn fetish porn from 1990 onwards

>> No.18192317

>>18192236
I am in the same situation and in my early 20s. I bought 500 of SQQQ on a whim and only lost about 30 dollars. I figure trying to bet against the Fed was a bad move. I might try Etherium next since the government seems like it’s trying to centralize it.

>> No.18192322

>>18192284
Hyperinflation is already priced in.

>> No.18192331

>>18191877
every time I have purchased SQQQ over $21 I have been burned
so I've made a personal rule never to buy over that, no matter how sure I am of a dump

>> No.18192332

>>18192282
CFDs

>> No.18192333

>>18192278
i want America's actually-legit military to respond by making their own bioweapon after this, but one that is actually good and not shit like the chinese made. make it somehow only affect chinks and release that shit in their country, see how THEY like it.

god, can you imagine if we actually did that? that would be so fucking cool lmao

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>Dow futures now red

>> No.18192335

im so looking forward to earnings reports. holy shit

>> No.18192355

>>18191808
The US demolished themselves by thinking they could out sell the saudis in a market that was in freefall. US probably just wanted self-reliance but still they're barrel hodling

>> No.18192362

>>18192335
Can't they be delayed this time? What company other than Charmin would have the balls to show those numbers?

>> No.18192370

OMG WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO FUTURES, WHERE ARE YOU JEROME

>> No.18192372

>>18192001
>zimbabwe
the most powerful country in the world will have the same result as a no economy 3rd world country

this comparaison was never valid

>> No.18192373

>>18191693
assuming your income goes up and you just keep buying more. I bet you could profit in like 10 more years.

>> No.18192375

>>18192334
Doesnt matter. it was already confirmed tomorrow is bright green, the brightest green youve ever seen, nobody has seen green like this before.

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HELLOO?!
HELLOOOOO??!!
HELLO BOBOFAGS I CAN'T HEAR YA!!!!!!

>> No.18192382

>>18192335
yeah there's no way investors can know in advance that earnings will be down lmao. i am hoping it's justr the tourists that are this retarded instead of the regular /smg/ crew

>> No.18192387

>>18192292
bearish
we need to get those numbers up

>>18192282
when do you think that you will start your futures trading adventure?

>>18192304
small trap
this is really just larger-than-normal price fluctuations at this point, unless some fresh unexpected news hits

>> No.18192393

>>18192362
do you know how long their publication will be delayed?

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>>18192304
It's market volatility. I don't know which direction it will go for the remainder of the week. With TA I can identify specific setups that have a better than coin flip chance of moving in a desired direction from entry but I have no such setup on dow, s&p, or nasdaq at this time. If anyone tries to tell you they can predict two or more future moves based on TA they're full of shit. It's probable up and probable down, or no signal at all.

>> No.18192400

>>18192322
What does that mean?

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Is it going to go down soon bros? I'm so tired, I'm not sure I can go on...

>> No.18192403
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18192403

Why are people angry at "My Pillow"?

>> No.18192412

>>18192335
Are they staggered over the next few months or will it all be on the end of Q1?

>> No.18192413

>>18192331
don't base your decisions off of specific price levels in any inverse or leveraged etf please

>> No.18192414

>>18192382
ok Mr. "im part of the cool kids around here"

>> No.18192415

I don't feel like this question deserves its own thread. If I currently have 8.5k in bank, make 2.8k-3.3k a month, and my bills are at 1.4k a month, should I get a financial advisor? I know I'm not at all wealthy in my current situation but I do have a few grand I could invest. In my head financial advisors are for real money people not sure if there are advisors for people who have under 10k.

>> No.18192417

>>18192372
I’m being hyperbolic. The result will definitely not be good for the average person, though.

>> No.18192418

>>18192397
Is that... Warcraft 3 goblin sappers?

>> No.18192423

>>18191306
This

>> No.18192422

>>18192403
The media loves to amplify hatred of people who are popular for sticking to their values.

>> No.18192427

>>18192387
We'll see how cash flow goes the next couple months. By the end of the year.

>> No.18192447

>>18192412
End of Q1 for a company can be December 1 for a company. It all depends how they report earnings. Try googling earnings season, it might help

>> No.18192449

>>18192403
People are mad at the pillow dude??

>> No.18192454

>>18192415
worry about your 401k if you dont feel ready to invest yet.

>> No.18192458

>>18192403
MyPillow doesn't supply made-in-the-USA dakimakuras
I've sent them over 300 emails and they rarely reply

>> No.18192463

>>18192403
he said a prayer on tv, libs went nuts

>> No.18192472

>>18191321
congrats king.... i was using logic when i decided agianst it becuase they fucked up soo bad ... good play

>> No.18192487

>>18192427
wait that's such a long time
you could be at least a ten-thousandaire by May if you get the money in the account soon

>> No.18192488

What's going to bounce back first, oil or gold?

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>>18192458
>MyPillow doesn't supply made-in-the-USA dakimakuras
lame

>> No.18192504

>>18192454
My job has generous retirement via pension and TSP. I'm more looking into increasing my money now. I'm not trying to be a millionaire tomorrow but instead of just sitting in my bank I would like to turn $1-3k into something more that I can see within the next two years if possible.

>> No.18192510

>>18191840
Im waiting for this fridays unemployment report. Just ignoring the priced in meme as it's already gotten old fast. If we get another 3+ million I'm positive many stocks are going down hard.

>> No.18192512

>>18192401
i know after seeing BA bro go 10 deep i feel like we are trully passed the dip.... sucks big time

>> No.18192520

>>18192504
Rare yugioh cards,my man

>> No.18192533

>>18192488
Gold is already at skies you retard

>> No.18192534

>>18192512
nobody can time the bottom. and if someone does its luck.

>> No.18192535

>>18192415
>financial advisors are for real money people
No they are not. At best they can develop a retirement plan for you and suggest some investments. At worst they can tell you to purchase high MER mutual funds or churn a few stocks every quarter.
If you are young, you dont necessarily need a retirement plan. You need to focus on asset accumulation. Determine a monthly budget and dollar cost average into one maybe two low cost index funds. Try not loking at your statements.
Also, with a little bit of research you can DIY a retirement plan. Use a tax efficient account with TD Ameritrade, Interactive etc

t. ex financial advisor

>> No.18192541

>>18192333
No, just sanction them until regime change and reparations. Cut all trade. Full Iran level global sanctions until they pay for the mess they made and become democratic so this sort of communist coverup bullshit never happens again.

>> No.18192556
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18192556

>I got shook out on what was most likely the lows for this bear market
GOD DAMN IT

I'm not going to be able to buy MSFT, LMT, BRKB at those prices ever again.

>> No.18192575

>>18192534
its not even that the market should still be dipping everything is closed and peooppel are getting more freaked out ... feel like they priced it all in during that frst 2 weeks of the drop

>> No.18192625

MR BAKER PLEASE NEW BREAD PLEASE FREN

>> No.18192639

>>18192179
I mean the 3 million unemployment insurance news that came a few days ago.

>> No.18192685

is this bullish
https://mobile.twitter.com/szabo_jon/status/1244765619440029699

>> No.18192704

>550 daily deaths in the US

And it's still missing about a quarter of cases today. Is this bullish?

>> No.18192726

>>18192704
1% for every 100 deaths

>> No.18192755

for the last time yes. if it is news, if it is in english, if it has words, then it is bullish. every post you make helps the line go up.

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>>18192639
This chart was published wednesday showing expectations for what the unemployment claims would be on thursday. These predictions were released over the previous week, before the actual numbers were published on thursday.

I believe Goldman's numbers came out first, the friday before thursday's release of the actual data.

>> No.18192763

this eternal faggot did not link the new bread. what a fucking faggot fag.

NEW

>>18192602

>>18192602

>>18192602

>> No.18192781

>>18192763
hey thanks

>> No.18193463

>>18192334
They were red this morning as well
Doesn't mean shit

>> No.18194293

>>18191326
I up 12% and I just started trading feb 28

>> No.18194405

>>18191439
some companies tank forever and go bankrupt