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>> No.18189977

First

>> No.18189990

S&P death cross

>> No.18189991

SQQQLDIERS WE ARE ABOUT TO GET OUR MONEY BACK, HOLD ON TIGHT!

>> No.18189998

r*ddit hoax is over. hope you bought the bottom last week

>> No.18190000

is the bear market over ? i wanted to buy cheap stocks

>> No.18190003
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the market is back to our regularly scheduled biomeme antics

business as usual

remember the fish oil stocks have the strong correlation with the oil stocks

>> No.18190013

I withdrew from my accounts a little more than a week ago and took a big hit but managed to avoid the very bottom (and this includes my retirement accounts). Now with the current trend, I'm comfortable that that this is the time to return to the market.

>> No.18190016
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what will the jew york numbers be in a week

>> No.18190020

>>18190000
likely not, figure out your buy in prices. if you have nothing, secure a few now. BUT ONLY A FEW. watch the first.

>> No.18190031
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>>18189991
please

>> No.18190033
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18190033

LOL AMRN

>> No.18190036

reminder that feds are literally buying shares now and selling to themselves
>strange volumes
>no source
>top people don't know who's buying or why it's pumping

>> No.18190038

>>18190003
I am going to kill myself. I just lost 30% of my net worth to Amarin.

>> No.18190040

Who's iron handing SQQQ?

>> No.18190043

>>18189990
what the hell are you talking about, spy is hitting 280 tomorrow

>> No.18190044

>>18190000
S&P will be out of the bear market after it CLOSES above 2650

>> No.18190045

>>18189990
They will be known as Bull crosses from now on.
SPY 550 here we go!!

>> No.18190054
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18190054

bullish?

>> No.18190055
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>>18190040
reporting

>> No.18190058

>>18190033
wish soeone would have given me a heads up i would have loaded on puts

>> No.18190064
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>>18189991

>> No.18190066
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Everything is priced in, the 15x leveraged hedge funds are taking more of our shekels everyday

>> No.18190067
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I have 8 SQQQ, 8 SPXS, $400 cash, and the rest in equities I like ($2000 total). Am I going to make it? Are we going to crash? Will buying Air Canada today look pretty fucking stupid? Find out tomorrow!

>> No.18190068

>>18190033
Big fucking oof.

>> No.18190077

>>18190043
tomorrow will be a Green Day, but there will be a retest of lows soon

>> No.18190083

I suspect todays rally was a result of seemingly decreasing deaths and "plateau-ing" cases in the states.

However, based on my calculations we'll be seeing about 24k cases and +550 deaths today. In addition, icu and hospitalised cases are skyrocketing outside NYS.

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>>18190038
just double down
the fish oil always flows

>> No.18190089

>>18190067
maybe should have more cash, but that's ok.

>> No.18190090

>>18190020
>>18190044
so what should i do ?

>> No.18190093

>>18190040
We're going to make it

>> No.18190097
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>>18190003
>AMRN
I LOST 30% OF MY PORTFOLIO TODAY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18190103

>>18190054
god I hope Nancy Pelosi dies

>> No.18190111

>>18190038
it's only money my dude. buy index funds from now on

>> No.18190114

>>18190103
I hope jerome dies

>> No.18190123
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>>18190055
>>18190040
based fellow SQQQldiers

>> No.18190125
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>>18190033
There's a guy in here that bought that shit pretty recently, fucking kek'd. He literally shilled AMRN last night

>> No.18190128
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18190128

Crab is King

>> No.18190130

>>18190058
Nobody knew. It didn't tank until after hours.

>> No.18190144

how do you get more leveraged than buying TQQQ

>> No.18190145

>>18190114
even if Jerome dies, someone else can hold down the print key

>> No.18190147

>>18190067
Air travel is being grounded more and more. Tons of gates have grounded planes parked. Seatac only had around passengers 8000 down from 50000 a few weeks ago.

>> No.18190148

>tried to sell my SQQQ this morning
>Place a limit buy instead of a limit sell because I am retarded and just woke up
>Now stuck with 2x SQQQ that I don't want

am I finished bros?

>> No.18190150

>>18190103
I hope she take that piece of shit McConnell down with her. And 1/2 the legislature.

>> No.18190154

>>18190097
what happened

>> No.18190163
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>>18190128

>> No.18190165

>>18190090
hold cash, but get ready. find your targets. you can buy if you'll suffer bad fomo, but expect a potential big drop or a minor gain. wait to make more moves until Thursday, i think. don't get leveraged stuff yet.

>> No.18190168

AMRN took MTNB down with it :(

>> No.18190172

>>18190103
>>18190114
Priced in.

>> No.18190179

>>18190144
buy options

>> No.18190180
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18190180

>>18190111
like sqqq?

>> No.18190189

>>18190148
at least it was cheap

>> No.18190190

>>18190154
idk lol but I'm trying to catch the falling knife pray for me

>> No.18190194

Bobro here. How do I take advantage of the feds clear manipulation in stocks? Ive settled that they will pump this like theres no tomorrow and as such I intend to profit off of it and move as much currency into gold as the usa will very likely collapse from this and if it doesnt i can easily just exchange the gold back for usd.

>> No.18190197

>>18190154
https://www.statnews.com/2020/03/30/amarin-loses-legal-fight-over-heart-drug-patent-shares-sink/
Bunch of legal bullshit

>> No.18190201
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18190201

Can anyone explain this bullshit?

>> No.18190202

>>18190147
Oh, I know that. Air Canada laid off pretty much their entire flight staff today and cut Q2 flights by 90%. I'm assuming a full year of lost earnings. It's at least a 2-3 year hold, but it's trading at $16 today with a precrash peak of $50 and no real competitors for international flights to Canada.

>> No.18190207

>>18190165
Do you have shares in mind?

>don't get leveraged stuff yet.
what do you mean by that ?

>> No.18190208

>>18190154
Lost their patent, more or less.
https://www.investors.com/news/technology/amarin-stock-crashes-judge-rules-generic-high-triglycerides-treatment/

>> No.18190209
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>AMRN down 70% after hours
WHAT EVEN HAPPENED?

>> No.18190212

>>18190172
Nancy dying would probably cause the dow to gain 5k in one day

>> No.18190218

>>18190201
NO MARKET MANIPULATION HERE! LOOK THE OTHER WAY CITIZEN.
Probably just a glitch

>> No.18190219
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>>18190201

>> No.18190220

>>18190201
obviously, it traded for that low and then went back up.
is it really so hard to fucking figure out holy shit

>> No.18190223
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18190223

just bought two (2) amarin because line fall down
wealth is coming lads

>> No.18190230

>>18190201
glitch in the matrix

>> No.18190238

>>18190207
i think retail has some winners, same for semiconductors and software. finance might come out huge. you need to find this on your own.

>> No.18190239
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18190239

Oh god you orange fuck up, stay on script, then shut your mouth and let the goddamn president talk.

Pence puuuuuump!!!

>> No.18190240

>>18190209
>AMRN -60% to $5.50 afer federal judge rules Vascepa patents are invalid.

>> No.18190246

>>18190209
they lost a lawsuit about patents

>> No.18190247

>>18190154
apparently you can't just take the fish out of fish oil and call it a new drug

>> No.18190249
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>>18190194
maybe you can write jerome a letter explaining that it's not cool what he's doing, saving the economy and all, because your $400 bet isn't going your way

>> No.18190255
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18190255

Why the fuck is AMRN still above $4

>> No.18190258

>>18190201
Fed stopped buying is the likelihood. If they are buying it and selling it to themselves its pretty easy to pump prices.

>> No.18190260

DRUMPF IS SPEAKING

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.18190261

Seriously though what happened to muh fish oil

>> No.18190272

>>18190201
I would like to draw your attention to the fact that you will not find that happening on any other charts for other apps or websites or brokerages.

Clearly, Robinhood has the superior charts because it detects things the others miss.

>> No.18190283

>>18190261
They lost a court case over a patent.

My question is if it'll come back

>> No.18190289

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/treasury-securities/treasury-securities-operational-details
Reminder the FED is going to cut their securities purchases from $75B to $60B starting thursday

>> No.18190290

>>18190260
>what is it that the washington post says? "all the news that's fit to print"? well i say, i say, it's all the news that ISN'T fit to print!

i love this dude

>> No.18190293
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/cashgang/ here. What the fuck is going on? Aren't we supposed to enter a bear market/recession?

Am I being jebaited into the biggest bulltrap imaginable or am I too retarded to understand that the paradigm has shifted and the fed will literally prop up any failing company?

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>>18190260

>> No.18190301

>>18190293
both, i think.

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>>18190272
The Robin Hood sucks meme is dead

>> No.18190307

>>18190128
yee-claw

>> No.18190311

THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT FOR YOUR LEADERSHIP

>> No.18190314

Salesman Trump

>> No.18190318
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Holy shit he brought a prop. I assumed this was priced in but now it’s on a fucking podium with the presidential seal..

Oh wait... OH FUCK HES PUTTING IT ON DISPLAY LIKE HES AN OBESE MODEL FOR THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHBSAAHAHAHAH

>> No.18190323

What's Trump saying? Has COVID-19 been eradicated?

>> No.18190325

>>18190293
Hope you got your cheapies in time.

>> No.18190332

>>18190283
>My question is if it'll come back
Might do a decent bounce coming off what is it now, -70% in AH? That will be a very brief thing though and old price will not be seen again unless they win an appeal or come up with something else to sell.

>> No.18190334

>>18190293
Just keep sitting in cash till the dow is above 30k then I'm sure the real crash will happen. Fucking idiot weeb

>> No.18190336

>>18190323
Nothing new, Abbott has made 5 minute tests

>> No.18190337

>>18190238
thanks and just, why shouldn't I get leveraged companies?

>> No.18190347

>Trump makes a practical test try
>Tests positive on live tv
Would that be priced in?

>> No.18190359

Its so painful to watch this old man speak.

>> No.18190366

>>18190347
1929 would look like a fucking joke

>> No.18190367

>>18190347
HE'S ALREADY TESTED NEGATIVE RETARD

>> No.18190368

>>18190040
retards from r*ddit

>> No.18190369

>>18190293
Bounce in to some chop in to something thereafter. Maybe run up more and hit lower high if things are still bad at the time. Don't buy in long yet. There will be more volatility.

>> No.18190371

>>18190337
decay, risk. fight to see another day.

>> No.18190372

>>18190293
Quit being a pussy and go all in

>> No.18190373

>>18190347
priced in

>> No.18190375

>>18190332
I didnt buy it to begin with, but seems like an easy money return (assuming it doesnt manage to go even lower)

>> No.18190378

>>18190347
Government officials contracting the coronavirus infection is bullish

>> No.18190379

>>18190367

>> No.18190380

>>18190223
the supreme court will save them and pump the price back up to $30/share
the buyout is coming

>>18190289
that wasn't priced in yet...

>> No.18190382
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bros I'm back above to where I was before "black Monday"
exited after losing over 15%, bought da dip, nothing but proper blue chip companies and now with MSFT doing well today I just hit the black

>> No.18190389
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I refuse to believe that it's still going up

>> No.18190394

>>18190379
sup baggie, is it true your gook gf cheated on you?

>> No.18190396

lol orange man has silly hair

>> No.18190400

>>18190367
just because he tests negative in one point in time doesn't preclude him from future infections idiot

>> No.18190402

WOOPS

>> No.18190403

>>18190336
Why would I want to get tested? Even if I thought I had it I wouldn't get tested. You come back a poz-hole and they stick you in jail for 2 weeks. Fuck that, I'd rather just continue on with business as usual and just take some ibuprofen or something.

>> No.18190407

>the volume today
>none of the big boys made any moves
>I made $5 which is less than 0.01% of my account
What a boring fucking day

>> No.18190408

>>18190201
yeah robinhood is trash

>> No.18190410

>>18190382
That girl shaved her head clean, disgusting and very jewish

>> No.18190411

>>18190367
>Undertested tech never gives false positives

>> No.18190414

>>18190394
no

>> No.18190416

Trump is pretty smug about that head of hair

>> No.18190417
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>>18190382
I would fuck him in the ass and give his cute white cock a reacharound.

>> No.18190418

THE BOX FELL

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.18190423

>>18190403
But what if you're in the 0.002% that die

>> No.18190427

>>18190380
Why would the SCOTUS back them up? Even more than that, why would it rocket to nearly 7x its current value?

>> No.18190432

>>18190293
Had about 200k in cash but inflation is going to eat it so had to do something. Use dollar cost averaging and get in a little at a time. Find companies that have solid balance sheets and can weather the storm.

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so when do we nuke the Chinese?

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>>18190334

>being this new

>> No.18190438

Oh god he’s so insecure about his hair

>>18190302
Well shit consider me corrected and therefore incorrect. Yahoo (or google?) shows it too. I still think it’s not “real” though. Usually it looks like it shows whatever the daily low was, so it would make sense if it was delayed information from other exchanges like the other anon said.

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>My hair's blowing around, and btw it's mine
KEK not self-conscious or anything

>> No.18190448

>>18190423
i'd be more likely to die in a car accident driving home from a speakeasy tonight than to even catch the rona.

>> No.18190450

>>18190249
<_< maybe the stock market shouldnt have gambling and you should only be allowed to sell for higher than what you bought. Oh wait thats like China not allowing selling for below the price it's at lmao. You do realize this will likely just cause the collapse of the usa due to how it's structured?

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>Um... your "drug" is literally just fish oil. How can you hold a patent on that? Denied!

>> No.18190462

>thank you mr president for your leadership
>thank you mr president for your leadership
>thank you mr president for your leadership

Lol every day the same. So apparently licking the dirty butthole of this fat fuck is a necessity in every sitation to keep your job.

>> No.18190467

>>18190427
the $90/share AMRN buyout was a meme prophecy from 2019
that means it must come true

>> No.18190468

>>18190442
>Baldies got dabbed on
Seethe harder bowling ball head.

>> No.18190469

>>18190334
>being this butthurt just because someone is expecting a crash

>> No.18190481

BIG LOADS LANDING

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18190483

Where was that memelord talking about MUH WEATHER IN LOUISIANA?
Where are you shitlord?

>> No.18190484

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
YOU CAN (NOT) PATENT

>> No.18190490

TRUMP BROUGHT THE CEOS BACK AGAIN

>> No.18190492

>>18190450
>You do realize this will likely just cause the collapse of the usa due to how it's structured?
smarter men than you have been saying the same thing since 2008 and through 4 rounds of QE. i do like the idea of owning a little gold though, just in case

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Guys...looks like some of their major investors had been selling it off a few months ago

>> No.18190496

THINGS

>> No.18190501

>>18190452
i had a coworker who was into betting large amounts on penny stocks, he bet on one with krill oil, i asked him why he thought it would go up and why it would pass the FDA trials and he literally said "because krill live in colder water, so they're hardier and should be better than fish oil". on that sole reason he bet $80k on that shit and is now down 40%. i'll never understand pennyshitters.

>> No.18190504
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18190504

51 is a lot of loads

>> No.18190512

Buy pillows!

>> No.18190516

>erector consumer
bullish

>> No.18190518

are you fucking kidding me, we are to trust the health of the US people to the My Pillow guy?

DID HE JUST SAY MYPILLOW TASK FORCE!??!?

>> No.18190519

I've made a 20% return on a rock solid stock. Do I sell to lock in gains, or hold because it literally cannot go tits up?

Also lmao CNN just cut away from the presser when Mr Pillow came on

>> No.18190520

>Mr. President, his name isn't actually Giuseppe
OH SHIT

>> No.18190523

>>18190504
i'll give you 51 loads you little whore

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THE FUCKING MY PILLOW GUY?

WHAT THE FUCK TRUMP?

>> No.18190533

HOLY SHIT HE BROUGHT IN THE FUCKING GUY FROM THE INFOMERCIALS!!

HES GIVING THIS GUY AIRTIME!! COULD HE NOT THINK OF ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE MOST CEOS ARENT ON FOX NEWS COMMERCIALS?? ABAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOWWWWWW

>>18190504
Kekked

>> No.18190532

>>18190518
his jingles are good

>> No.18190534
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number is going up guys!!

>> No.18190540

how do i go long on mypillow?

>> No.18190545

is MyPillow publicly traded?

>> No.18190553

Whats worse that this is bullish and not priced in god fuck this clown world.

>> No.18190555

the guy shut down one of his factories to make face masks

>> No.18190556

DAILY PRAYER CONFIRMED FOR CORONA CURE

>> No.18190557

oh the pillow guy is making masks. okay.

>> No.18190562

>>18190501
lmao
the old cold water trick
I like that

>>18190516
>>18190504
just how lewd is this press conference
damn

>> No.18190563
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MY PILLOW WILL HELP US WIN THIS INVISIBLE WAR

GOD WILL SAVE US, TRUMP IS GOD, READ THE BIBLE, BUY MY PILLOW

this is the most 2020 thing of 2020

>> No.18190567

what did they mean by this?

what the fuck is happening

>> No.18190568

>that hoarse throat of the MyPillow guy

if i get digits, he's got coronavirus and is going to give it to Trump.

>> No.18190574

The fuck is this timeline. My Pillow guy is now live on every channel shilling for the economy next to the president.

>> No.18190580

Wait. Was the pillow guy's speech unplanned???

>> No.18190583

>>18190201
Sorry, I solid my 10000 shares

>> No.18190584

ALL IN ON MY PILLOW

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18190589

How the fuck isn't the SEC investigating this market manipulation, he's parading a bunch of CEOs and begging wall street to invest in these companies

>> No.18190593

>>18190580
Seems like it, he literally just whipped out a poem he wrote for Trump or some shit

Absolutely bullish

>> No.18190594

>>18190403
whats is ARDS

>> No.18190597

>>18190580
yeah he just wandered by and saw that they were giving a press conference

we're hitting boomer levels that shouldn't even be possible

>> No.18190599

>>18190530
He’s a goddamned clown.
>>18190520
At first I thought that couldn’t be his name and what a spectacular fuckup. But it really is Giuseppe Conte or something

>>18190574
Yes.
Every time I think we’ve reached peak clownworld, trump takes it up another notch.

>THEY TOOK GOD OUT OF OUR SCHOOLS GOD BLESS AMERICA

>> No.18190610

>we're going to start producing masks well after we should theoretically peak in case rates
>more company shilling
Are we about to hit 300? Normally I would consider all this garbage bearish, but in the clown market this is 100% bullish.

>> No.18190615

Maybe by Apr20 the highs will be being tested again.
How in the fuck is this even possible?
I'm just watching from the distance, no stocks.

>> No.18190617

>>18190599
WHAT IF....WE COMBINE THE POWER OF MY PILLOW WITH SHAMWOW

>> No.18190618
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18190618

What?

>> No.18190619

>>18190400
>Let's test him daily so random retards can be satiated about the status of a single man
This is why I'm pocketing YOUR money.

>> No.18190620

Imagine thinking the economy will recover from months of shutdowns, international travel banned, supply chains destroyed. Boomers are truly braindead they have lost any ability to think rationally.

>> No.18190623

Shout out to the anon who mentioned Bannerlord this morning
Thx again bro

>> No.18190624

every trump press conference throughout this crisis i end up laughing then feeling despair and turning it off. what a world.

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>>18190599
Does anyone actually think Trump is even slightly religious? He looked a bit dumbfounded when that guy went off-tangent about God

>> No.18190632
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>> No.18190638

>>18190589
no one in their right mind is going to invest in my pillow just because their ceo talked about god on tv

>> No.18190643

>>18190584
>https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/20/how-mypillow-founder-went-from-crack-addict-to-self-made-millionaire.html
>https://jimgreenfield.fireside.fm/articles/-my-pillow-guy-arrested-

is this bullish?

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>>18190255
LMAO!!!!!

i came itt to just post that and you already posted it you fucking mother fucker you

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>>18190618
Printer jam

>> No.18190646

>>18190622
I think he was more shocked he went off the script

>> No.18190650

>>18190620
make sure to load on puts and show them who's boss

>> No.18190660

It's over. Happening cancelled.

>> No.18190662

>>18190638
no one is in their right mind in this doggy dog market

>> No.18190663

FYI we are 30 deaths in the U.S. short of 9/11

>> No.18190668

>>18190638
too late

>> No.18190670
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>>18190643
>crack addict
ABSOLUTELY BULLISH

>> No.18190671

can we get like, a ticker at the bottom of the screen giving us information on each stock

because the P&G guy is literally just doing an infomercial

>> No.18190672

>>18190638
You underestimate a trump supporter's stupidity. Most of these companies are there to shill their stocks with crosses in their necks and bibles in their hands for a reason.

>> No.18190673

>>18190663
No. We're not.

>> No.18190674

>>18190589
if it's market manipulation and you're sure of it, why aren't you buying those companies and making money too? you can't change shit so why not profit from it at least if you know what's actually going on? also i don't think MyPillow is publicly traded, has any CEO talked about their publicly traded company? i could do some TA on it if you guys want.

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today was my first day of stock market trading
this stuff is wild

>> No.18190689

>>18190033
Lmfao -65% what happened??

>> No.18190690

P and G owns shitty SJW gillette.

I switched to a double edged Viking safety razor and I have saved over 200 bucks in the last year using it rather than shitty anti-white anti-male gillette.

>> No.18190691

>>18190663
you guys really never stop thinking about 911 do you

>> No.18190695

>>18190662
And wallah, just like that we'll never leave clown world

>> No.18190704

>>18190289
>$75B to $60B starting thursday
Oh come on now i dont know if should buy a bunch of calls. I wanted to cash in on the fed manipulation and get out fast with as much gold as possible to avoid the possible collapse of usd.

>> No.18190706

>>18190622
No he just needs to keep the evangelicals willing to vote for him. He’s flipped and doubled down on abortion and they love that.
>>18190632
Erokawaii

>> No.18190709

I'd like to ask Semen to come up, come on up Semen

>> No.18190710
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RAYTHEON IS DEPLOYING TOMAHAWK BASED VACCINE DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM

>> No.18190712

>>18190684
oh god, sell, everybody sell

>> No.18190715
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18190715

Hey guys, I have the solution to not having enough hospital beds
CORONA = DEFEATED

>> No.18190720
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when the fuck is the CEO of charmin talking

>> No.18190721

>>18190674
Because the manipulation can end at any time and you get left bagholding.

>> No.18190724

>>18190710
>this laser guided thermal vaccine has a 0% virus survival rate
bullish

>> No.18190726

>>18190367
>dude trust him he never lies

>> No.18190727

I am so glad I sold all my options that was destroying my sanity

>> No.18190729

>>18190673
>9/11 deaths: 2991
>Deaths in the U.S. as of 4pm: 2963
>Source CDC plus the following data collection sites:
https://infection2020.com/

>> No.18190731

I love the phrase "invisible enemy". I imagine it meaning the Jews and it makes these speeches way more interesting.

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>>18190715
You now have corona

>> No.18190734

>>18190684
>this stuff is wild
Don't get used to it. Things aren't normally this exciting.

>> No.18190736

>>18190663
whoa, high IQ comparison anon, thank you. i always like to think about everything in comparison to 9/11, including car accident or flu deaths. really makes me think you know?

>> No.18190744

>>18190715
smart
you're a problem solver
a solutions guy
I like that

>> No.18190746

>>18190674
UTC guy literally talked about the merger with Raytheon

>> No.18190747

>>18190289
Probably because there's nothing left to buy, they own everything. Even the 10Y bond is dropping as if the crisis will last a decade but it's just the FED buying it to stop others from using it to dump stocks.

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>>18190382
You sold at a loss. Bought back in and somehow made a gain even though stocks are still down?

You might wanna check your math.

>> No.18190752

>>18190644
I haven't seen any posts of you lately so I thought you might miss this one.

>> No.18190753

>>18190501
what company was it?

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Could anyone justify why spy was over 300 just a few months ago?
So how can we justify SPY 260 when the entire economy is shut down for 2 or more months?
This fucking clown world, bros.

>> No.18190758

mypillow is bullish

>> No.18190766

is the next 6-12 months the greatest purchase opportunity of our lives? companies are goign to keep making less and less money, prices will just keep going lower

SPX 1500 by end of year?

>> No.18190771

fucking hell i should've held my fucking AMRN puts

>>18190752
I sold my puts last week sometime and was looking to get back in FUCK i can't believe i missed that.. obvious as fuck pump and dump

>> No.18190772

>>18190290
The boomer “jokes” are god awful. AWFUL. He’s funny without trying. He needs to stop trying and just let pence do everything from now on.
>>18190289
Thanks for the heads up

>> No.18190777

>>18189990

What fuckin chart are you even looking at? Not seeing a gravestone doji anywhere here

>> No.18190778

>>18190729
>I don't understand what double counting is.
How does it feel to fail undergraduate discrete math?

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>>18190715
Day of the pillow has been brought to you in part by MyPillow.

>> No.18190789
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18190789

Why is LCI so quiet, bros? Zero news for two months

>> No.18190791

>>18190756
It was an overreaction selloff. everyone is buying all in now, market makers, retail the fed. we will blast past 330 spy in less than two weeks and make new highs. we have to get our country bad to where it was, but we have lost a lot of people and in many ways they were heros

>> No.18190792

>>18190729
US deaths for today will be around 500 today so we'll pass 9/11

>> No.18190793

let the price of oil stay low for the next 4 months or so I really want to make some money to buy rds.b and get incredibly dividend yields.

>> No.18190814

>>18190462
Asspain

>> No.18190816

>>18190756
Markets are an illusion, they don't really exist anymore.
Everything is owned by the fed. Every company only owes to the fed. They are just pumping and dumping until every retard who tries to play the game is sucked dry.

>> No.18190820

>>18190067
It's your money but I would cash out of the airlines until around August.

>> No.18190824

>>18190620
it'll recover
in 5 years, maybe 10

>> No.18190826

>>18190792
Based. Then he can justify a war and really be a wartime president.

>> No.18190841

Since we're talking about meme biotechs I just wanna point out that Antibe closed at $0.61 today, up from $0.41 at the bottom of the crash

>> No.18190845

>TOUGHER GUIDANCES
BULL RUN INCOMING!!

>> No.18190847

>the guidelines aren't changing get back in your house
bullish

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>>18190789
i had a bet with the guy. i said LCI to $6, he said LCI to $60, whichever one it got to first wins. the loser has to never come here again. idk if he'll continue to abide by that bet, but as you can clearly see, i won :^)

>> No.18190854

>>18190820
Literally the only bad buy I have made is JBLU
At least I didn't fall for the boomer trap of CCL

>> No.18190856

The dipshit my pillow guy has probably contributed more to society than the average neet here

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>>18190766
yes, but why just make money while the market goes up? i highly recommend buying near the money puts right with a strike 4 or 5 months from now. that way you can make money on the way down, and on the way up. i'd say go all in

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Bullish

>> No.18190876

>>18190857
s/strike/expiration

>> No.18190877

>>18190789
shorts are quietly leaving.. i think someone is letting them out and letting longs load.. the borrow rate is extremely low.. way too low.. and shorts know they're wrong so they're leaving.. short interest down to 34% now

LCI to $60

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>>18190620
>>18190791
>>18190816
Ah yes, it all makes sense now. Just a return to normal.

>> No.18190885

>>18190820
As soon as a treatment/cure/vaccine is officially approved in Canada, Air Canada is going to moon. My only regret is not buying at $9. Different ID because of captcha AIDs.

>> No.18190905

>>18190852
>i had a bet with the guy. i said LCI to $6, he said LCI to $60, whichever one it got to first wins. the loser has to never come here again.
i never made that bet... i've told people in here multiple times that i'll leave when LCI hits $60.. until then.. you're stuck with me

LCI to $60

>> No.18190918

>>18190856
he repurposed his factories to produce 50k n95 masks per day. he loves his country.

>> No.18190921

>>18190852
rent free & market crash
That guy was clearly talking about company pr.

>> No.18190924

>>18190766
>is the next 6-12 months the greatest purchase opportunity of our lives?

definitely on par if not exceeding the post-2008 fire sale

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>>18190905
you're literally the easiest person to fuck with on this board, kek.

>> No.18190930

>>18190905
You should do the opposite and stay in re**it until LCI hits 60.
Everyone wins.

>> No.18190937

>>18190885
There is no treatment. Vaccines take years to work and they may never work.

>> No.18190947

>>18190766
Yes for great buy opportunity. I dunno about 1500.

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18190948

How bullish will /smg/ be the day before the next leg down?

>> No.18190949

where da bobofags at?

>> No.18190955

>children killed by their mothers

WHAT?

>abortions

oh God it's the fucking abortion people again...

>> No.18190956

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS OAN IS THIS A REAL NEWS NETWORK AND DOES SHE LITERALLY SUCK TRUMPS DICK?

>> No.18190958

>OAN, please suck me off now.

>> No.18190965

>>18190867
>Using the factory default background
Sad
>Living in VA
I feel so, so sorry for you

>> No.18190966

>>18190949
are you placing coronavirus victims above abortion victims?

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>>18190949
They're finally starting to die off, which means crash is imminent because /biz/ is always wrong.

>> No.18190975

LMAO ABORTIONS

>> No.18190983

>>18190519
fuck CNN and what stock did you buy?

>> No.18190984
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From the IMF:

>Our current estimate for the finance needs of emerging markets is $2.5 trillion - a lower-end estimate for which their own reserves and domestic resources would not be sufficient

The largest short squeeze in human history on the USD is just beginning.

>> No.18190987

>>18190955
She's totally not a plant™

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>>18190955
yes, it's true

>> No.18190997

is anyone listening to this nigger amazon manager they're interviewing on bloomberg? dude is spouting off so much nonsensical shit

>> No.18191001

If he says we're considering it, futures die.

>> No.18191003

>>18190987
its OANN, that's just their normal stance, if she's a plant then so is CNN's meme gotcha questions lmao

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>>18190983
BAM.A and BIP.UN

>> No.18191005

>>18190966
a fetus isn't truly alive until the 3rd trimester where it develops a brain, until then it is just an unconscious collection of cells.

prove me wrong.

>> No.18191006

>>18190984
Wat? It doesn’t mean it needs to be denominated in the USD does it?

>> No.18191009

SQQQ CHADS RYZE THE FUCK UP

>> No.18191013

>>18190970
First /biz/ must empty of bears then 3 days must pass for that to spread to normie places and then shit goes down.

>> No.18191019

>>18190924
>>18190947
you guys buying anything besides VTI/VOO?

I might buy into some 2x ETFs as we keep going down and back up, pick up some more leverage for the next bull run

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18191026

https://www.ccn.com/did-the-fed-just-accidentally-trigger-a-housing-market-crash/

Fed is just helping the bears

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18191029

wtf?

>> No.18191031

>>18190991
>literally tens of millions of people dying every year
>no one gives a shit
>a few thousand people die of the sniffles
>SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.18191035

>>18191009
the economy will collapse and we will make millions. we are michael bury

>> No.18191038

>>18190997
>bloomberg
>when they had the lehman brothers cunt on last week saying v shaped recoveries soon and saying banks did nothing wrong in 2008/9

bruh just turn on 1010 wins

>> No.18191043

>>18191006
Yes, it does. That's the whole point, USD is the global reserve currency so the vast majority of commerce between nations is denominated in USD

>> No.18191047

>>18191026
They're just tugging the blanket.
The fed can't have the cake and keep it too.

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>>18191006
the currencies of those countries is already worthless, they can't afford to print 2.5 trillion worth of their own currencies. It would cause hyperinflation in basically every 3rd world country

USD, as always, is the only real currency on earth

>> No.18191057

>>18190856
he is unironically 100% based

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>>18191026

the fuck they are! with those god damn penis pumps.

>> No.18191063

>>18191029
what is this pattern called?

>> No.18191068

>>18190984
the IMF owns these countries anyways. They are going to beg the G7 to save them

>> No.18191073

>>18191068
how do I beg the G7 to save my putfolio

>> No.18191088

>we want our country back! it's not like we're gonna wear masks forever. not like we're going to have people wear masks for the rest of their lives!

ASIAN CULTURES BTFO OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>> No.18191093

>>18191029
Who else thinks the fed was pumping the stocks that have these obvious wide swings?

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>>18191063
Idk but it made me upset

>> No.18191105

>>18189982
>>18189982
>>18189982
migrate

>> No.18191110

>Want to buy in
>Look at unemployment, oil and lock downs
>Literally no reason why it should go up
>Refuse to buy in
>It goes up
My thought process for the last two weeks

>> No.18191112

>another "gotcha" question

it's so tiresome

>> No.18191115

>I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
>I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
>I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU
I COULD CAUSE PANIC MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

>> No.18191123

>DABBING ON CNN AGAIN
>I COULD CAUSE MORE PANIC THAN EVEN YOU
JFC Trump really is the gift that keeps on giving.

>> No.18191136

>>18191026
https://www.mba.org/Documents/MBA_Mortgage_Market_Stabilization_3.29.2020.pdf

Letter to SEC and Finra

>> No.18191138

>>18190403
Anti inflammatories like ibuprofen are actually bad for you if you have Covid 19

That'll fuck you up.
You're a dumbass so I didnt want to tell you and let you die but I cant in good conscience not mention this just in case others read it.

>> No.18191144

>>18191112
>>18191115

Can’t deal with the things that come out of his own mouth... pathetic

>> No.18191152

>>18191138
be nice to baggie, he has HIV

>> No.18191155

>>18191112
Everyday until you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5TZ6fTYrsE

>> No.18191172

>>18191043
I know that part, but I wasn’t sure they had to use USD for that. Interesting. Does the imf have money to deploy for these things?

>> No.18191185

>>18191063
The twin towers

>> No.18191318

>>18191144
Anon the president could easily cause the public to panic.
Much more easily than a reporter could, due to the authority alone.

Honestly, if the president told the public certain facts he knew, I'm sure he could cause a panic.

>> No.18191346

>>18191004
ah sorry i dont know anything about those companies or that industry. they look to be big companies with large market cap so my instinct is the same as yours, cant go tits up. holding for the long term would be pretty safe, selling to lock in gains would only make sense if you anticipate them going down again in the short term, so you can double dip the bottom

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>>18191172
Yes, it's the International Money Fund after all, a fund built up of contributions from countries all over the world, and SUPPOSED to be purpose-built for restoring economic stability to nations that need it.
https://www.imf.org/en/About/Factsheets/Where-the-IMF-Gets-Its-Money

However, do you remember how badly they fucked up Argentina? It was the biggest IMF bailout in history in 2018. But the whole thing backfired last year and the Argentinian peso was destroyed (again).
https://www.ft.com/content/5cfe7c34-ca48-11e9-a1f4-3669401ba76f

I predict we're going to see the same thing again and again over the next few years with lots of emerging nations. It's all one big USD-denominated liquidity crunch

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>>18191318
https://youtu.be/p5A_URVApXE?t=1471

"Think of it; 151 countries. Somebody said to me today, who is not from this particular world, that they didn't know that we had that many countries"

> who is not from this particular world,

>> No.18191505

>>18190040
>holding triple leverages through multiple days of losses without any specific future sell event in mind

pretty retarded, senpai

>> No.18191628

>>18190965
My life is objectively better than yours.

>> No.18191669

>>18191138
but chloroquine is also an immunosuppressant.

there's no evidence that NSAIDs are bad. One of the causes for death in young people is over-inflammation and exhaustion of the immune system (think of a sprint vs marathon)

>> No.18192058

>>18191669
A fever is caused by your immune system working to burn out the virus or bacterium. If you take a fever suppressant, you literally lower your immune system activity and give the infection room to grow you dumb fuck. Multiple studies confirm thia, you dont take ibuprofen unless youre breaching 104 farenheit.

>> No.18192088

>>18191408
I don't know what that has to do with panic. I don't care about your party politics.

>> No.18192248

>>18192058
energy isn't infinite, ape

the most common symptom among young people is that they get better and then rapidly get worse. That's hallmark overactive immune

>multiple studies
yeah on the fucking flu, chimp