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Aaaaand voila! Just like that, despite millions and millions unemployed, the Fed up to its eyeballs in debt it will never recover, every major metropolitan area being shut down, the economy being at a near standstill, and Corona-chan fucking 20k new people every day, the DOW will never, EVER dip below 22,200 ever again.
Hope you bought the dip!

>> No.18188460

free marker at work boys! dont tread on us! usa usa usa.

>> No.18188465
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>>18188402

priced in

>> No.18188507

>>18188402
Because USD is already inflating. Soon DOW will be "worth" 100 trillion.

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Just goes to show you, boys. Stocks TRULY only ever go up, never down. How long was this "bear" market... four, five days?
The government will always win, whether we're talking gun control, or the economy! Now turn them in, and sell your puts!

>> No.18188576

Wallah Akbar!

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Clown world confirmed

>> No.18188722

>>18188402
Dow below 7000 in 2021

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>>18188402
How foolish we were in the past. It's so easy! Any time there's a crisis, you simply print money endlessly, and simply promise to bail out every single business, and every single employee, in every single industry with free money; multiple times! Bingo! Economy stronger than ever.

>> No.18188996

>>18188402

The bad quarter stats are going to be released next year. Its not really priced in yet

>> No.18189206

>>18188402
Exactly my friend, the entire damage the corona virus will do to the economy was correctly priced in over the last 5 weeks and we are already in recovery.

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