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18184019 No.18184019 [Reply] [Original]

>I don't care if you are my son
>PAY
>THE
>FUCKING
>RENT

>> No.18184036

>expecting family members to ever pay the agreed amount

You're a retard

>> No.18185700

>>18184019
are those piss bottles?
man i miss my my piss bottle phase

>> No.18185750

>charging own family rent

NGMI

>> No.18185773

My parents have never charged my rent so I've been able to invest 100% of my income. God willing I have children, I will offer them the same deal.

>> No.18185783
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>>18185750
PAY UP

>> No.18185789

>>18185700
those were good times

growin up sucks

>> No.18186375

>>18185700
>>18185789
> growing out of you pissbottle phase
Unironically NGMI

>> No.18186394

FYI your parents cant evict you during the corona chaos

>> No.18186569

>>18185789
>>18186375
>>18185700
The weirdest thing about a piss bottle phase is it's not even hard to go walk to the bathroom

>> No.18186602
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>>18184036
let me guess
you're from a flyover state?

>> No.18186753

>>18186602
>>18185783
I will never understand this mentality.
Your kids and grandkids are the only legacy you leave in this world and you'd rather skim money off them during hard times than see them build up savings, find success in life, and have good relationship with them so that they will care for you in old age.
Any shocker that there are so many broken families these days?
With this along with no fault divorce, I'm not shocked.

>> No.18187152

>>18186569
Daytraders unironically revert to piss bottles to avoid missing trades. When going on a 5min break can cost you $500 you piss on dignity.

>> No.18187254

>>18186753
Depends. Some kids build up savings in the hope that they can move out, get a good job, advance in life. In that case, you're right. No need to kneecap your kids if they're just trying to prepare their futures. If your kid is just blowing his cash on PC upgrades and weeb body pillows, it is your duty to charge them rent until they stop their short-sighted, degenerate behavior.

>> No.18187315

why do anglos demand rent from their children? they truly are the jews of the white race

>> No.18187373

>>18187315
The jews just like anyone else actually work together inside their family. Anglos somehow got trained to screw their own.

>> No.18188737

>>18185700
how do you even piss bottle? do you have a pencil dick, 20/20 failsafe aiming skills, or just don't mind your room smelling like a subway in bronx?

>> No.18188765

>>18187315
this way they socialize the children to value money over anything else

>> No.18188766

>>18187254
Actually, in that situation you as a parent just toss his body pillows and hard drive in the garbage can.

>> No.18188789

Im gonna pay my rent 2 days late this month, I'm not too worried about it

>> No.18188801

>>18188737
>t. never tried being a bottlechad
fucking virgin toiletlet, ngmi

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>>18188789
>this month i'm gonna be 2 days late with rent
>yeah baby that's right, this man here, made out of 110% testosterone, loves living on the edge and laughing in the face of danger

>> No.18188987

Lol this guy I know is 31 and lives with his parents because he is too financially incompetent to live on his own and no one is willing to be as a roommate for longer than a year.

A while back his parents started charging him $1,000 a month in rent, a 1 bedroom apartment in same area is 1500 so not a bad deal even though it's basically his parents mortgage payment.

He now tells everyone he pays his parents mortgage as if it's some charitable thing he is doing instead of the reality that he's not getting the fucking hint that his parents want him to move out.

When I mentioned one time if he was still living at his parents place he corrected me: "Well it's my place but yeah."

If your name isn't on the mortgage it's not your place retard.

>> No.18189002

>>18184019
imagine not having rich or well off parents

>> No.18189022

>>18188987
>1500$ a month
Where is this, the Bay area? Manhatten?

>> No.18189061

>>18188987
jesus you sound like an insufferable dick

>> No.18189062

>>18188737
You put the rip of the bottle on the tip of your dick bro

>> No.18189087

>>18189062
are u guys all cut?

>> No.18189143

>>18187254
well if your parent demand rent from you then its your duty report them to IRS for not paying any taxes. Landlords are scam of this world

>> No.18189148

>>18189087
not the same anon, but on road trips and when I would sleep in my car (avoiding the mosquitos) I would use an empty bottle. I'm uncut and just pull back the sheath.

>> No.18189341

>>18187254
>>18188766
Bullshit there is a reason those kids get those things. Also why are you one to talk about shit when you probably lease new cars every fuxking year while getting coffee every morning with all the other garbage you get. Faggots never have introspection. If your kid is buying shit let them. Are you such a worthless fucking parent that they havent learned to save? It's your fault. You raised the kid.

>> No.18189428

>>18189341
Nice projection their buddy. I'm the stingiest member of my family, I've only ever driven used cars that I bought (didn't lease). I grind my own coffee at home. If I have kids and catch them with a body pillow while unemployed, I'm setting it on fire and giving him a better way to stay busy. If my bloodline is going to die out, it won't be because of someone getting cancerous Hentai apparal. I know how destructive porn can be in my own life, I'm keeping any kids I have as far away from that degeneracy as possible.

>> No.18189432

>>18188987
You just wrote a persuasive essay shitting on your friend

>> No.18189468
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Parents who charge their children a normal rent during these times are absolute scum.

I can understand maybe 100-300 a month if they just got their first job, but I knew some guy paying $800 a month just to live at home, which made it impossible for him to afford to move out. Then his parents were like "HURRRR WHY WON'T HE MOVE OUT"

I fucking hate boomers so much

>> No.18189506

>>18184019
that big dude is beating the fuck out of the wimpy fag. he better pay the rent.

>> No.18189509

>>18184019
lmfao my dad just said this about me moving into his rental after being in his house for 26 years i allegedly said if you kick me out ill you and burn the house down .... mind you he spends 8k a year on storage's on because his wife is a hoarder

>> No.18189534

>>18189022
Minneapolis Suburb.
He could move to a suburb with a half hour commute and knock it down to 900 for a boderline poverty apartment.
>>18189061
Found the poster that lives with his parents lol

>> No.18189580

>>18189534
I live in the heart of Minneapolis. Do they live in Edina or Minnetonka? Plymouth, Golden Valley, and Saint Jewish Park are all relatively affordable.

>> No.18189602

>>18184019
YOU'RE DOING IT FOR FREE

>> No.18189724

>>18189580
Minnetonka St Louis Park area

>> No.18189917

>>18185773
nice

>> No.18189981

>>18185773
Good man.

>> No.18191226

>>18184019
Ouch

>> No.18191343

>>18184019
Thankfully I'm stronger than my dad.

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>>18184019
>fleshlight
>cum tissues
>piss bottles
It's like I'm looking at a mirror

>> No.18191950

>>18185773
Based dad

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18191952

>mom found the poop sock

>> No.18191957
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>>18187315
mutts aren't anglos

>> No.18192231

>>18191957
t. Eternal anglo scum

>> No.18192550

>>18189087
Have you never actually pissed in a bottle before? On a road trip? On vacation? When your bathroom's being worked in? I thought every guy had done it at least a few times.

>> No.18192672

>>18192550
Literally never. Roadtrip etc. youre already outside. Just take a break and piss, why would you need a bottle?

>> No.18192675

>>18189468
My mom always badgers my sister about how she needs to go to college and start a career when all she wants is to be a stay at home mom with a big family. When it comes down to it though, the boomer conditioning can't stop strong familial instincts.
I think most boomers know deep down that they are wrong even if they don't consciously recognize it, and will typically act accordingly when their legacy is in jeopardy.

>> No.18192715

>>18187373
False.
My dad is 50% Jewish and I have to pay rent. $200/month.

>> No.18192732

>>18186753

Well anon not all of us are middle class, or have wealthy backgrounds. You may not consider your family wealthy but consider this:

If i didnt pay my family rent, it would make life harder. Its not some token thing, its contribution to survive for my household.

>> No.18192757

>>18192675
I hope you stick up for her. As long as she finds a decent man, that is. Otherwise she's just gonna be some dudes cum dumpster and a single mother.

>> No.18192782

>>18192715

That's still a deal. Standards like this are important so your kids learn to have some level of self sufficiency at all times.

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18192822

If I ever have a kid, I'll make them pay a modest rent, and put those payments into a high yield savings account. When they move out, they get all of it back in a lump sum, or they can keep it in the account.

>> No.18192899

>>18191914
Reminds me that I need to clean mine. I know that jizz is rotting in there.

>> No.18193731

>>18192822
> High yield savings account
The best you might get is 0.25% annual yield on your high yield savings account.

>> No.18193814

I never understood paying rent to my parents. Why pay rent and live with your parent when you could be paying rent and living alone? Some dumb shit right there

>> No.18194184

>>18193731
uhm no? I have a savings with 1.5% right now(Ally)