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I just got my test results for Covid 19 and I am positive.

My employer is forced by the law to give me two paid weeks off now.

Loooool.
I am literally getting paid to play world of warcraft for two weeks now.

This shit is the best thing ever.

>> No.18180889

for and foremost this thread is offtopic
>>>/b/

>> No.18181036

>>18180863
congrats, this is a good law

>> No.18181117

>>18180863
post pic of results & describe symptoms? also age?

>> No.18181121

>>18180863
I'm playing Minecraft

>> No.18181607

>>18181117
Can't post pic cause it has personal data on it.

My symptoms are pretty chill tho. I had light fever like a week ago. And I am caughing a few times a day, that's basically it. Very soft symptoms.

>> No.18181622

>>18180889
>wagecuck threads are offtopic
Kys

>> No.18181629

>>18181117
Age 23, almost 24

>> No.18181722

>>18181607
You can just censor the sensible data bro you're just larping

>> No.18181784

>>18181722
K wait

>> No.18181945
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>>18181722
There you go

>> No.18182045

>>18181945
Oh, yeah, so you aren't American. In America, whether you work for the public or private sector, you get 2 weeks sick leave and don't get paid if you don't work.

>> No.18182060

>>18180863
>is happy they tested positive for adrenochrome use

yikes

>> No.18182071

>>18182045
*average 2 weeks sick leave per year, and otherwise no coronabucks.

>> No.18182144

>>18182060
Dude I don't feel anything and can chill for 2 weeks. Who wouldn't be happy?

>> No.18182252

>>18182045
>don't get paid if you don't work.
Can't wait for you cunts to pay for that empire you created. You'll find out that it was never for your benefit, even though you've been bragging about it.
Love to see what the FED will do with the massive debt it's owed.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.18182276

>>18182060
> Implying they'd ever let the public have adrenochrome
No.

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>>18180863
Can we talk about how Anglo savages are fucked? If you get it in the UK rip in peace

>> No.18182450

>>18182071
We get way more than two weeks. I have like 300+ hrs sick pay saved up and it's at my full hourly rate. After that it goes into short term disability which is something like half my hourly. Why do you yuros feel like you have to make up lies? We have the best medical system, the best educational system, and the best jobs/pay/benefits. Everyone in the world knows ivy leauge and mayo clinic. Is it just jealousy? No one will fall for such obvious bullshit, especially not on an American imageboard. I'm just a non-profit too. My benefits are pretty nice but you should see how comfii those guys in for profits have it.
Have fun, op. Feels good being a citizen of the best country it the world.

>> No.18182483

>>18180863
>playing wow
>playing wow in fucking 2020