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>be me
>have a son
>force him to play football before he can even walk(not american eggball)
>build good relationship
>15 years later he signs a pro contract pulling millions
>profit with no risk

Why is biz so fucking retarded, its so easy literally just get a fucking kid with two legs (if youre sporty type, if not, dont, raise a musician instead)

>> No.18179942

>>18179873
you will breed a narcissistic monster if you do this when he fails

>> No.18179962

>>18179942
Then just have like 5 or 6 of them so at least one will succeed.

>> No.18180052

>>18179962
based. Kids = money

>> No.18180116

>>18179873
This story is fake because niggers don't get raised by their dads.

>> No.18180131

>>18179873
Soccer is gay.

>> No.18180153
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18180153

>>18179873
>le serious face success man

>> No.18180186

>>18179873
professional football players max out at 5'5 turbo manlets. No matter how much he earns, he would still be a genetic failure.

>> No.18180924

>>18179873
>have son
>raise him to the best of your ability, giving him everything you never had
>(((they))) poison his mind
>he's now a sjw furry tranny
why even bother

>> No.18180980

>>18180116
Story checks out

>> No.18181446

>be me
>have son
>send him to school
>15 years later he graduates from college
>doesn't earn millions
where did I go wrong?

>> No.18181510

>>18180924
A parent's love is unconditonal. I will always love my son no matter what unless he hurts others. I'm proud of him no matter how he chooses to live his life.

>> No.18181521

>>18180186
your neckbeard isnt the most shining example of good genetics is it

>> No.18181531

>dad tries to make me play sports
>don't enjoy them
>dad calls me a faggot and ignores/insults/guilt trips me for the rest of my life
ok sorry for being born i guess

>> No.18181552

>>18181531
you should be sorry for being a faggot instead

>> No.18181567
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Sports are a meme and a bubble. The money is in business and you have a far greater chance of being able to raise them in such a way as to appreciate and be good at that.

>> No.18181833

>>18180924
isnt this the worst? if you have a daughter there is a 99% chance she will be a whore. if you have a son there is an 80% chance he will be a tranny whore.
those odds suck!

>> No.18182201

>>18179873
Stop being retarded anon