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Futures are a Turkish soap opera editionBrokers:https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)Stock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)Live Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/Free chart:http://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/https://nhentai.net/g/63367/Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.comBoomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedDividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor>>18178180
I have been texting this third world woman with a husband and 2 kids and see seems into me. What do I do?
jesus christ that animE PUSS is fucking PUFFY
If dubs I will make money of of puts.
>>18179523Send her all your money like a good goy.
>>18179526>they haven’t made cartoons you can smellgo on without me lads it’s too much
Can markets decide if were crashing or not already?
Guys what happens to oil at 6 AM EST? Oil prices have been tanking at arouns 6 AM lately. Maybe also expected now.
brent strike 15 put, ideas ?
>>18179540I havent send her shit since I started. Yet she keeps sending me more and more personal stuff.Is this finally my chance to lose my virginity?
>>18179526Should we tell him?
dubs and there'll be no survivors
>>18179566CHECKED and DOOMSBASED.Sold everything right now.
>>18179566>checked>red idThe end is nigh
>>18179566CHECKEDBLOOD PILLARS INCOMING
>>18179566DIOS MIO!EL USO DEL DOBLE!
>>18179566trips and china is going to collapse economically at the end of this.
WWIII will be the entire western world vs China and anyone stupid enough to ally with them
>>18179625All fun and games until the nukes start flying
>>18179625there won't be WWIII because a large portion of the chinese population is outraged by the ineptitude of their leaders. They have lost their loved ones and are angry. They will implode from the inside.
I'm fully expecting a monday so red everything before will look like childs play.I'm expecting a bloodbath.Don't disappoint me.
If DOW opens -0.5% and stays there for longer than 10 minutes I'm out and doing shorts instead.
>>18179523ask her for tits then post them here
>>18179566I'm shorting the market, thanks Bobo.
>>18179658Seems like it will only be subtle red, -3% at best
>>18179655Who will implode first though? The USA with the liberal vs conservative battle coming to a head or the Chinese government and the abuse of its people for the benefit of the party. One of these two will start its own downfall but who will it be? My money is on the USA as you are in a debt trap as well as Corona and your internal issues. Plus you have a lot of niggers contributing nothing but violence.
>>18179680>Distract zem wit ze geim den doomp eet
Is there any software available for free or otherwise that feeds me option greeks in real time?My broker sucks when it comes to that.
>>18179688>liberal vs conservative battleThe side with no guns vs the side with guns?
>>18179680>when you've been waiting for so long you forgot about itHory shit, there goes my week
Where do we find this company at bois? Bet my right nut this moving digital sign on 4wheels is mooning in the future
>>18179707Wait until one of these food delivery services get identified as a virus superspreader
>Thought about buying some delivery food stocks>They all just dump with the marketI hate these panic sell and buy times. No reason whatsoever
Who is staying at home? I literally was at a packed park all day. Corona isn't real you morons. Stop believing delusions and realize this virus is a ploy to bring about one world rule under the UN as prophesied in Revelations
>>18179688You just open your mouth and spell your brain fart to public. Non of it is real or matter, it is totally suggested imagination. Are you working here? forming public opinion? What you personally need?
>>18179729based religious anon
>>18179688revolution in china means eating the youngest or you wont survive the winter, it happens every 100 years like clockwork
>>18179700>activat opération crabe puis vidage
>>18179729The UN hasn't functioned since its inception
>>18179716fugg the food delivery service, the digital ad company on the car " firefly " >literally advertise for blacked . c o m all over town easy call
>>18179705pray that he made it bros
>can still hear the airplanes at their usual timeWho the fuck is still flying in the midst of a worldwide pandemic? 100k deaths confirmed.
Holding MSFT, AMD & BPSelling off AAL, DAL & ALK
>>18179785.0001% of humans died in the last 2 months bros zomg this is it for real this time
>>18179796>Selling off AAL, DAL & ALKSmart choice. They have absolutely horrible balance sheets.
>>18179707Many food delivery workers are gong on strike because they want more shekels and PPE
market is so flat. I can't masturbate to this.
Thoughts on Ackman's latest purchases?Agilent Technologies (ticker: A), Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.B), Hilton Worldwide Holdings (HLT), Lowe’s (LOW), and Restaurant Brands International (QSR). He also bought shares of Starbucks (SBUX) after exiting his position in January.
Considering selling half my calls at open. I see this crashing. Some expire later this year. Good idea or no?
Why is it crabbing so much
>>18179688It's kikes vs whites. Stop covering for them with your Red vs Blue shit
Did we get too cocky, bearbros?
Tesla is gonna pump, is it?
>>18179826>Lowe'sThey don't even have a single straight pvc pipe in stock
>>18179850>caring about the white leftist "liberals" that created this messbluepilled
>>18179852I cant even tell anymore. Am considering selling half my calls as i now have more calls than puts expecting a moderately fast bounce up.
Every time i look at futures its always Gasoline RBOB making the biggest moves up/down. I dont know who R. Bob is but he should just get his shit under control.
>>18179852We got two cocks, bro!Despite that we're getting fucked in the ass
>>18179853>EU's face when they not only pay dividends but also buyback their stocks
>>18179566Thats the stuff were looking for bobro.
>>18179852fucking Europeans and their commas
CCL 4/3 $13 PutSPY 4/6 $250 CallSPY 4/6 $245 PutAm I fucking stupid?
>>18179604Probably the opposite manDubs and china will come out of here stronger
>>18179655>They will implode from the inside.The bugs will do nothing. They have no ability to revolt more than once every thousand years.
Do options chains reset on monday morning or something? Yesterday there were 100+ buyers and sellers for each option in the chain of my stock and now there are zero bidders and askers.
>>18179944Good news for my ching chong stocks.
>>18179941you are asking 4chinz to assess your intelligence. I don't know, what do you think?
>>18179941About to find out
>>18179944the numbers don't lie
>>18179566o fugg, das not gud
>>18179944that's it, I'm going to start learning chinese instead of playing for scraps on the financial markets
If I use nothing but my own money, zero margin, and oil drops below zero, can my broker still automatically or manually sell all of my shares out of nowhere?
>>18179526Thats not a puss, anon
>>18179967Shares of what?
so everyone...bullshitting, priced in and bobo/mumu-fandom aside.how is this going to play out? any reasonable movement expected today or are we going to do the crab like the futures?i mean, it seems kinda obvious that it should tank, but it fucking doesnt. even the experts expect millions of dead people already and u amerimutts are not really capable to keep it up like this for weeks to come. so, whats your predictions?
>>18179967just buy one trillion new shares and have them deposit free money into your account
>>18179956>implys literally nothingFEW WEEKS AWAY
How long will the oil support st 22 usd hold? When oil tanks, stocks tank.
>>18179987Like, an oil ETF? If it holds oil and gas companies and its not overleveraged it probably wont disband. If it uses derivatives it might go to zero and die, but it wont be the brokers doing. When could this happen should be outlined in the prospectus.
Here's the (((modeler))) who initially screamed, 'wolf' about China's flu being 20X more deadly than they said.His reasoning? He pulled the contagiousness number out of his ass.He fucked up the Foot and Mouth panic. He fucked up the Swine Flu panic. He was associated with the Ebola panic.This is the guy to blame for all of this bullshit.Life will return to normal as soon as this faggot is exposed.
tfw i've been suggesting people to buy puts over the last week knowing that vol will drop and they'll lose money
Thoughts on CHGG?>universities move to online only learning>brainlets cant cope so they need more help
>>18179967Why would oil drop below zero? It wouldnt make any sense. The oil companies woud rather burn their oil than having to pay to give it away
>>18180066you'd have to be retarded to listen to anyone here. you're not retarded, are you anon?
>>18180048>>18180066A devilish asshole I must say.
>>18179994>i mean, it seems kinda obvious that it should tankExpecting that but idk. Put in orders to close some of my options (most don't expire in April) but idk if I should cancel them this market behaves erratically to news. Also because of that am considering selling and stepping out of options until it calms down a bit more.
>>18179976u blaspheme.>>18179510>utaha kasumigaokai vow that i shall make anime real.
>>18180053All it needs is one college going strict leading the way for other colleges and cheggs business model fails. A bunch of people use it to cheat which is infuriating.
>>18180048Rude but anyone who does not understand IV is retarded anyways
>>18179510Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't pull out my life savings and go all in on GE today?
>>18180041listen here chink shill, you need to work on your fucking english. as much as I appreciate you trying to tap into the local anti-semitism with your ((())) it's still every easy to spot you. FUCK CHINA, TAIWAN NUMBA ONE.
>>18180104it's not rude, i'm just talking my book like everyone else here. i've been selling puts at strikes that i'm willing to step in and buy.
>>18180106Their chart looks like the word "anemic" spelled with lines
>>18180122They're one of the companies building ventilators. You just know the government owes them one now.
>>18180041He doesnt look Chinese. Why did the chinese shut down their cities before anyone in the west had access to it?
>Economic activity pushed back to April 30th now.>Somehow bulls think this is bullish cuz "muh stimulus".A $1200 check isnt going to do anything to fix this. Even if its priced in we are going back down to SPY 200. A relief rally wont last long here with zero economic activity.
>>18179566I'm on your boat lad.
>>18180048>vol will drop
>>18180179Who cares. Jerome will print as much money as needed to get an alltime high in an economic dead time
>>18180006 lower fuel prices are great for US farm profitability across the board. Expect seed and fertilizer prices to be resilient and companies like CTVA to gap up one day soon.
>>18179566TakeA lookIfYouWould dareHalfMade ofManHalfOf bearHE CAME FROM UNDERNEATH
>>18180179The problems occur in real time, but the effect on the stock market won't be felt for a while. I hope your puts expire in October and not May
Trump on fox in 20 minutes
this 7 guarantees that this week belongs to the bears
>>18180199 inverted dubs checkd but no bobobro stands a chance against the Final Boss of The Fed literally about to buy equities as part of a plan to destroy the dollar and itself as an entity per the plan of the avengers.
>>18180217bearish as fuck
>>18180218THIS. buy puts!
>>18179729The virus is real, but that doesn't mean their not taking advantage of it.
>>18179994Honestly, no one knows for sure. everyone's just guessing, no matter how convinced they seem of their opinion. Personally, I was lucky enough to cash out with 80% of my money in january, which gives me a good amount to invest now. The prices are fucking low now. Even if they drop a bit further I won't care in two years. It will still be a good profit. I am not so greedy anymore as to try and hit the perfect low only to risk missing out on the great opportunity entirely. Time in > timing (for investors, not day traders that is)
>>18180217bullish as fuck
How much more can I bleed this pig?
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.
>>18180217kek lets watch the premarket crash as soon as he starts to speak
>>18179566No Bobo pls don't holocaust the market.
>18180260shitty unfunny and boring pasta
>>18180238i respect your outlook, but to me personally it seems very clear that the "real" crash hasn't happened yet. I'll probably invest at around the inevitable collapse of the healthcare system of US , UK and some parts of EU
brother what should i buy for opening?
Bulls and bears are both fucked, honestly. The crash and the recovery will happen one (1) day after your puts and strikes expire.
newbie here, is my assumption ok that the following ETF is good to invest in? Invesco MSCI World UCITS ETF
>>18180274I'm eyeing RDS, HPE, and CVX to long. Buy the dip, buy divies.
Guyse. Let me present you the wedge of destiny. The line SP500 breaks first dictates the market direction for the week.
>>18180270dilate tranny >>18180274>buyingngmi
>>18180294cool story bro SQQQ $30?
>>18180309more like $20
DOW down Nasdaq upStuck in the middle with you
Is the commercial paper market fucked?
did garblumf start talking, my inverse etfs are back in the bobozone
>>18180294LIVE COMMENTARYThe bulls and bears are even! Max two hours of playtime!
>>18180321>if it just crabs for 4 hours then whichever swing happens to take it up or down determines the futureok retard
>>18180218Fuck that pussy shit, let me show you how it's done3
>>18180294now draw a vector with the angle 2*pi/5 from the top resistance. This vector would point into the direction of the total number of deaths from covid-19
Should I go all in on MIST?
OIL IS GOING BELOW 20
>>18180272The scenario you described might very well happen. If nothing changes the US will hit a million infected within two or three weeks. But at the latest since last week everyone (who is not in total denial) knows that. I know that "priced in" is a meme, but I think it might actually be. Fear and panic drive the courses more than facts and people fear nothing more than the unknown. A million infected and 100k dead would be horrible news, but it might be a relief from that fear. But who knows. Time will tell.
>>18180352Bullish, Oil bros ditching shale minors for tried and true megacaps with good divvies
>>18180106>going all in
>>18180318Orange Grifter mentioned that this nothingburger might result in 100k dead Americans or so, but he's still handling perfectly.The market is puckering it's ass appropriately.
>>18180352Son of a nigger...
>>18180332Algos will sell because they think others algos will sell, as they might think other algos might sell and trigger other selling algos.
>>18180099its literally improving>>18180102its not cheating
>>18180372triggering other algos to buy and then triggering other algos to buy right?
>>18180352>>18180359Had to happen. These shale minors have been zombies since 2016. They needed to finally go bust to let it all settle and get cleared out. Oil will likely go sub $10 and then after bankruptcies we will get a better oil industry.
>>18180294The bulls have taken a lead!Market opening approaching!
>>18180380Only the great algo in the Fed knows, little one.
>>18179566This post made me short the entire planet
>>18180360>he doesn't play big to win big
>>18180048I'm been bull.posting to make bears dig in deeper
>>18180260lmao you're just starting to realize 90% of posters here have less than $1k invested and don't know jack shit because they are trannys or neets?
>>18180402>replying to pasta
>>18180401>threatening bobros with a good timengmi
>>18180352Someone is trying to desperately keep crude afloat above 22 usd
>>18180375company market cap is 4 billion with 400 million revenues? 200 million goodwilldunno about it
yeah, i'm thinking we're back
>>18180398As long as you are playing with what you can absolutely afford to lose, I say go for it.If not, maybe you should call one of those 1-800 Help lines.
guy will save usbearish
>>18180418Everyone is floating on the dreams of Gov't gibs.Except the cruise lines, they are pretty much fucked.
>>18180360If there is one thing to go all in on its probably big US companies that will always get bailed out and will never fail. They might crab along but at least the common pleb enjoys a divvy from time to time.
>>18180439Actually extremely bullish, bringing flavortown to the markets
Is that all you bears got?
Hour before the stock market opens on /smg/ is always the highlight of my day
>>18180445Thoughts on going all in on GE?
EURUSD up or down today? asking for a fren
Wait.. did he tell people to short over the weekend and is now underwater on the short? This fucking guy kek'd
>>18180457Terrible idea and god have mercy on your soulIf I had to pick 4 companies I would pick V, MA, MSFT and AMZN.
Why is DAX sliding retards
>>18180466>Holding positions over the weekendYou hate to see it.
>>18180457They have like 40 billion in debt that they are never, ever paying off.
>Futures this morning
even buttcoin is on the risegreen monday confirmed
>>18180480What stocks should I go all in on today?
>>18180470When the US markets are closed the DAX is running around like a headless chicken or a lonely child at the supermarket, whose mother told them she would "be right back", but then she found her friend from 10 years ago in the cosmetics aisle.When the US markets open the DAX quickly alligns to its leader like the German people to Hitler.>>18180477Only in a good and stable market desu.Now I would be way too worried.
>>18180486Is this real?
>>18180470While US is closed, DAX is just an alternative futures for all US indexes
>AMRNfucking trust me
>>18179510SQQQOLDIERS REPORT IN
>>18180511Sell me on why I should buy their stocks
>>18180513Gonna buy at $11 today
>>18180499Well, yes. Because german economy is closed and fundamentals don't work. But also US markets are running around like a headless chicken.
>>18180513Situation is looking grim sarg.
>>18180513still bagholding 6 days later AMA
>>18180486I can just imagine how the beetle lets go and the knife just splits open this retards hand
If dubs, everyone holding 5/15 puts will make it...
>>18180531WE GOT A MAN DOWN OVER HERE>>18180530GET CORPORAL BOGDANOFF ON THE LINE
>all these bobosGiven that we’re about 90 min from open and there’s nothing remotely close to a crash developing, I fully expect a big green day. Lots of cash about to roll in.
>>18179566>dubs on a slow board>newfags and coping bears will all reply to it in hopes that "meme magic" will save them>1 post by this IDyeah nobody is selling juden
>>18179688Nobody's going to implode. The Chinese are good little servants, and Americans are too removed from the violence that it would take to implement communist ideals. If civil war were to happen in America between the left and right, it would be sporadic fighting at most with a swift end in favor of the right.In a very unlikely event that one collapses, my money's on China.
>>18180523He's probably just a bagholder that woke up from his december slumber
>>18180546>he bet against elonanon his entire business model is squeezing you
oh fuck bros the airlines are down quite a bit
>>18180565AAL was 50 cents in 2012 we got a long way to go yet
>aus indexi like how even their market is retarded
fuck merry kill cheat?
>>18180551>jews want the jew market to crash>also drump slave of the jews>also gremepthfrrt desperately saving market from crash???
>>18180548FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER
>>18179523Tell her to stop being a degenerate whore
i havent been paying attention, why are futures up?
Lost $4k holding BBOZ today. Hope my American bear friends have more success.
is NAT going to moon today boys
>>18180616better question, why not?
>>18180616the epidemiologists are covering their shorts
>>18180491Oil is never really coming back. There are major players with large reserves or potential being held back by the US from selling, and Saudi Arabia and Russia and the OPEC States will not cut back as long as the US does not cut back, and the US will not cut back under Trump, and possibly under Biden.Instead of Peak Oil we've reached Peak Demand.Interesting times.
>>18180616The real question is why aren't they up 5%
>>18180627>>18180637No one is working next month, as a pandemic worsens? That seems rather ominous to me.
>>18180650yeah this. i dont see any reason for the market to go up.
My friends, it is our time
>>18180650>>18180659Jerome has unlimited QE at his disposal. He is buying mortgage backed securities and bond etfs. He can buy longer than you can sell.
>>18180672No more of this nonsense we go up now
>MRNA 31 and on course for going higherMy dick's gonna explode.
>>18180674imagine buying MBS in a country that is significantly browner than it was in 2007
>>18180650>>18180659It's an inverted market now.
Here come the green dildoes. I hope you're lubed up bobos.
>>18180650bad news = stonks go up
>>18180390>>18180321>>18180294am i doing it right?
>>18180680No, we crab to victory
i just feel bad for the bears that missed a generational buying opportunity. for years they would stare at the 2008/2009 charts and pray that they'd get the opportunity like that... then they squandered it. sad.
>>18180714forgot the pic...
>COMEX has no real gold, no real silver.>physical gold selling for way above spot price>no physical gold available at spot price>no physical silver available at spot price>silver price drops 3%. No real silver available at that priceHOW LONG CAN THE MARKET MANIPULATORS KEEP THIS UP?!
In this clown fucking world I patiently await, one of the alumni of Trump College to come up with a cure for the wu-flu.
>>18180650bad news = stonks go down = fed wakes up = money printer go brrrr = stonks go upit's that simple
>>18180674>>18180667How many Weeks can Jerome keep the world's largest economy from imploding by feeding loans to business? Even low interest loans?How many months?Business was already heavily indebted in the US. Interest was one of the highest costs most of these big companies carried.
>>18180728in this case, the market manipulators are the market, so indefinitely. my worry is that they will continue doing this shit when the crash ends.
>>18180636It never was about Oil. You just bamboozled to believe. We using free limitless atmospheric electricitythat what those hanging cables in the air and towers for. then capacitors and transformer and connected to the grid. every 100m up = 100v free energy. Earth is not flat, but water around continents is.
>>18180727needs a few more arbitrary lines all over the place if you want to be taken seriously
5 minutes till Chicago
>>18179510OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS
>>18180723I dont need that stressI get out when the water gets rough and go back on the boat when the weather cleared up. I got out before the crash and will join once I know its safe again.
Why cant i stop making bad decisions, why is the market so gay
>>18180744No idea. Probably the rest of this week i think. Just in time to destroy my puts.
>>18180260Dude I can't be that dumb I'm a millionaire now
>>18180764But with great risk come great rewards.Hope in already.. just a little bit..
Max pain for bears, capitulation and then drop
>>18180764you will not be fully invested by the time the market recovers fully. cash will feel too good just in case something else crops up, and you will have gained less than just holding. screencap this in your mind.
Really bad futures pump before market opening, we will end deep red
for the love of god please dont tell me bulltards are going to get THIS cocky every bounce up on the crash down? market bounced like 6 times during the great recession. let me guess bulltards are going to be cocky 90% of the time even though the market is going to remain down overall?
>>18180777im sure this is a reddit screenshot but robinmeme doesnt insure over $500k so youre literally retarded
>>18180770Man just listen to Graham's teachings.When everyone is an optimist bullfag it's time to sell.When everyone becomes a bearfag, like what's happening right now, then it means it's time to buy.
>tfw the clocks went forward a few days ago and i just realised now
GREEN GREEN GREEN
>>18180816It’s so true, just not always easy to immediately spot and get the hang of.
>>18180794i doubt it, we just finished up 7% for the day in Australia after opening up only 0.12%, there seems to be a lot of central bank faggotry going on.
>>18180748You're fucking retardedt. engineer
>markets open>markets stay stillEven the bulls have lost their confidence now
>>18180816Yes, this is why everyone is a stonk billionaire, because it is literally that simple.
Reminder that no matter where the market is, girls win
Where do you watch live DOW S&P?
what's happening here?
>>18180792>you will not be fully invested by the time the market recovers fully.I am never fully invested, not even in good times. I always have some liquidity if the perfect play pops up>and you will have gained less than just holdingWell...I can not argue with the fact that I would make more money fully invested IF the market goes up.I hedge for the case that it doesnt manageing my risks and rewards.I trade stress free momentum, not V-shape recoveries. Each their own m8.
>>18180837the dude on tv literally said SPY 270 and then retesthow is this so hard for you SQQQ bagholders to understand?
>>18180491>made a stupid decision and went all in OXY last Thursday at $13Don't judge meAny chance for rebound soon or should I out now
>>18180559Eh maybe if the left does try foreign affairs like China, Russia, and the EU will back them up immediately China and Russia just cripple the US and possibly gain a foothold and the EU to drive out the right. Ngl the right would have the entire world against them other than probably the French and Brits our oldest bros
>>18180816>people are irrational>the market is also irrational>so invest the inverse of irrationally???
>>18180847Doesn't look like it.
oh shit teddy is still alive
>>18180871probably out now
>>18180875which certs have you bought for today
>>18180865>the dude on TV said it so must be trueabsolutely disgusting
>>18180856reminder that you're a faggot if you think about girls winning or not.
Bearbros don't understandYou don't get to chose the world you live inJerome is going to re-inflate us back to ATH because he is not going to disappoint his boss
>>18180824Fuck, I'm so used to futures so I forgot about that shit
Is something wrong with tradingview or is S&P not moving??
>what is daylight saving times changedretards lmao
>>18180824Same lol was wondering if yahoo finance wasn't working properly
>>18180891you dont understand that money is being destroyed faster than it is being printed
CRAB CRAB CRAB
>>18180891I'm starting to believe this gay fucking market will go sideways until November, unless something catastrophic happens in murica. Fuck my life.
>>18180752Thank you.Hate people who just learned to use MS paint
Why isn't it open?
>short OSBX (norwegian exchange) last week due crashing oil and terrible world market>Niggers actually slightly go up last week, and today with 11% drop in oil they were middling around 0% while europe is down 1%What the fuck is wrong with these assholes?
https://www.straitstimes.com/business/companies-markets/six-sti-companies-with-no-women-directors-targeted-by-global-assetMICHAEL BURRY WAS RIGHTREMOVE ETF
>>18180935daylight savings, will open an hour later
>>18180551>1 post by this IDI like to listen.
>>18180916Cheap dollar just means more sales. Bullish!
>>18180546Fucking kek>I'mma bet against the market with options for EVERY SINGLE POSITIONI wonder why you're down 40% Jesus
>>18180936muh no want eurobonds
daylight savings was like a month ago where have u people been this whole time
>>18180949>money being destroyed>cheap dollarwtf?
>>18180935>>18180941Daylight savings was 22 days ago. If you havent noticed it by now you arent meant to be investing in markets.
>>18180958Euros have different daylight savings time
>>18180958These neets haven't seen the sun in months
>>18180923>something catastrophiclike a pandemic killing more than 9/11?
>tfw there will never be another red day
bobros what the fuck
>>18180968Nah let the oil stocks dive, I need to buy stuff with my SPY gains
>>18180969good thing i started moving out of bearish positions friday.
>>18180281>That jumbled mess of a postWhat did he mean by this
>western civilization ending as we know it>futures greenOk.
>>18180538Hey Faggots,My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad on Wall Street. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of you own securities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than selling naked ITM calls.Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the US Federal Reserve, and pumper at the national plunge team. What activities do you practice, other than "going on a moon mission on some shitty penis stocks"? I also get unlimited money, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just cut it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It's me and my interest rate.
>oil is collapsing>economic shutdown will last longer>futures go upWhat the fuck is this clown market
>>18180996market isnt allowed to go down anymore
>>18180983Think of how profitable world war II must have been for builders after it ended in europe
>Mercuria Energy Group Ltd., a trading house, bid negative 19 cents per barrel in mid-March for the crude, effectively asking producers to pay for the luxury of getting rid of their output.Some people now get paid to buy oil
>>18180937>being sexist against men in southeast AsiaYeah, I'm sure that'll end well.
>>18180996It's artificially enhanced
>>18180996all priced in :^)
>>18180996Some yuropenis markets banned short selling
>>18181010I remember years back some foodmaker was paying their employees in Mayonnaise because they didn't have any money
>>18181010They are predicting billions more barrels this year than there is storage capacity to hold.
>>18180996I'm convinced that every country firing off all the nukes and extinguishing all human life would leave just the cockroaches and algos trading a bullish dow that just hit 50k
Not seeing where you guys think it's going to be green. I'm already down 4% this morning and it hasn't even opened.
*ahem* today it will be crimson
>>18180996>haha money printer go brrrrrrrr>>18180999Based trips
With a Ranger's hat and shoveland a pair of dungarees,you will find him in the forestalways sniffin' at the breeze.People stop and pay attentionwhen he tells 'em to beware,'cause ev'rybody knows thathe's the Fire Prevention Bear.Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.Prowlin' and a growlin' and a sniffin' the air.He can find a fire before it starts to flame.That's why they call him Smokey,That was how he got his name.You can take a tip from Smokeythat there's nothin' like a tree.'cause they're good for kids to climb inand they're beautiful to see,you just have to look around youand you'll find it's not a joke,to see what you'd be missin'if they all went up in smoke.Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.Prowlin' and a growlin' and a sniffin' the air.He can find a fire before it starts to flame.That's why they call him Smokey,That was how he got his name.You can camp upon his doorstepand he'll make you feel at home;You can run and hunt and rambleanywhere you care to roam.He will let you take his honeyand pretend he's not so smart,but don't you harm his treesfor he's a Ranger in his heart.Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.Prowlin' and a growlin' and a sniffin' the air.He can find a fire before it starts to flame.That's why they call him Smokey,That was how he got his name.If you've ever seen the forestwhen a fire is running wild,and you love the things within itlike a mother loves her child,then you know why Smokey tells youwhen he sees you passing through,"Remember...please be careful....its the least that you can do."Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.Prowlin' and a growlin' and a sniffin' the air.He can find a fire before it starts to flame.That's why they call him Smokey,That was how he got his name.
>>18180875Its stagnant at the opening level
>>18180881KekClassic /biz/>BUY HIGH>SELL LOW>BUY HIGH>SELL LOW
I've been buying shares of cruise lines and certain commodity stocks for dirt cheap. Not sure if I should buy more at market open in case everyone's retarded and it goes green or just wait for more of a crash. I don't THINK we're at the bottom, quite yet, but it might in fact all be priced in.
>>18180797>>18179510Lingerie is drawn well.
>>18180491It was sub-20 twelve hours ago
>>18180777Please tell me you're going to liquidate
>>18181818Wew checked and wasted
selling puts = free money?
>>18182000max profit vs max loss, seriously ?