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There has to be people that became millionaires overnight

WHO I WANT TO KNOW

>> No.18177034

>>18177005
>freckles and roast beef
>scan here

>> No.18177038

>>18177005
That is a man.

>> No.18177044
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I'm sorry

>> No.18177054

>>18177005

>frizzly hair
>weird eyelashes
>choker

2/10

>> No.18177061

>>18177005
>became millionaires overnight
Nearly. What about it?

>> No.18177062

>>18177005
I got dat SQQQ

>> No.18177094
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>>18177005
for as long as i live i will never forgive myself for not making millions from this crash
I literally did my masters thesis in epidemiology, I knew this shit was coming when i saw what was happening in china. I was telling anybody and everybody that this was going to be unlike anything we've seen before. I bought food and masks. But i never shorted the market cause im retarded and pussy

>> No.18177108
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>>18177005
>why yes i would impregnate her and keep her womb on lockdown until babies stopped appearing
how did you know?

>> No.18177128

>>18177094
Shorting is dumb. Unlimited loss potential plus you need to call drop duration or you could liquidated even if you're half right.

We are not even remotely close to the bottom so just buy low in a couple months.

>> No.18177141

>>18177005

Bill Ackman

>> No.18177169

>>18177094
There will be a next time. Next time when you know something the whole market doesn't seem to:
1. Have money ready to go, an amount you can afford to lose.
2. Understand shorting (and stop losses) so you can act on time insensitive information.
3. Understand and get your brokerage account approved for options so you can act on time sensitive information.

Of course the last one is...optional. Ha. Get it? Optional?

>>18177128
One sign of a bottom is often people saying we are not remotely close to a bottom.

>> No.18177289

>>18177005
Epstein. That's why they off'd him

>> No.18177322

>>18177141
>bill Ackman said
>reality: runs about 20 billion
>lost about 1/3 of it long but made 5% short

It’s like you just regurgitate media, anon

>> No.18177360

>>18177169
>One sign of a bottom is often people saying we are not remotely close to a bottom.
All the main stream retards were calling V recovery until the end of Friday.

>> No.18177482

>>18177169
>There will be a next time
nah senpai, this was the one
sure, there will be plenty of crashes in the future, but never one that I could have predicted so accurately as this one. This is literally my area of expertise.
This crash was extra dramatic because everybody underestimated the economic fallout the virus would bring. Nobody imagined that the whole world would have to shut down like china did, and yet i called it, and was too stupid to make money from it
legitimately contemplating suicide right now

>> No.18177661

>>18177482
Inaction in hindsight is a pretty useless thing to get riled up over.
Make sure you're learning something from this, or else you'll actually be wasting your time.

>> No.18177689

>>18177482
Just market buy SQQQ tomorrow at porn you drama queen

>> No.18177708

>>18177482
Open **

>> No.18177765

>>18177005
I shorted. BTC at $20K and just re-entered after buying 25 cent Link for a year. I also picked up a few million Unification today. Wondering how funny it'll be next year.

>> No.18177789

>>18177094
I shorted it, but didn't know how options work, I legit could've been a millionaire by now.

FUCK ME

>> No.18177987

>>18177169
Yes and one sign of an economic crash is saying it will all go back to normal by no time.

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>>18177005
if u have $999.999 and u make $1 the next day u become a millionaire overnight

>> No.18178660

>>18177005
wallstreetbets

>> No.18178711

>>18177005
>had a few barrier puts knock in two weeks ago
Shit was cash but not yet a millionaire

>> No.18178814

>>18177128
I dont know, i think we're at the bottom.
Have been buying up all day

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>>18177054

>> No.18179675

>>18177108
>her

>> No.18179679

I wish I did, brokers from my 3rd world country doesn't do shorts. So what I did is simply pulled out, way back in January. Waited for the dip, accumulated on the dip, then sold on rallies.

>> No.18179708

>>18177005
nice ginger tranny

>> No.18179715

>>18177005
>all that stupid jewelry
why the fuck do people think they have to decorate the shit out of everything with endless stupid fucking ornaments hanging off every appendage?
looks like a god damn junkyard Christmas tree

>> No.18179755

>>18179189
she looks like a slag, it's a fact anon

>> No.18179760

>>18177482
>legitimately contemplating suicide right now
What always keeps me going even when I'm at my lowest:
Bigger tragedies have happened to other people.
Amazing people dying from diseases, tortured, you name it. Many mass fuckups in history leading to wars. You can add your own to this list.

But always remember:
Bigger tragedies have happened.

This makes my situation, whatever it is, more tolerable.

>> No.18179788

>>18177482
>This is literally my area of expertise.
And apparently you're pretty shit at your area of "expertise"
You should consider observing yourself for what you are, and not for what you think you are but clearly aren't. You're not George Soros, you're just an anon on biz. Be humble and you'll be happier.

>> No.18179921

>>18179788
Did you even read what the anon wrote? He called the situation on point(his expertise) but didnt profit from it(not his expertise) which is why he wants to an hero now.

>> No.18179955

>>18179921
It's irrelevant, anon is full of himself, there's a massive divide between his reality and expectations, that's why he's upset.

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>>18177005
Made 2.5k so far.

>> No.18180090

>>18177054
Kek, sta virgin senpai.

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>>18177689
Anon, have you typed in porn so many times that your brain has started overwritten the msucle memory for other words