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any advice?

>> No.18176224

>>18176210
Try and catch Corona so you don't have to work.

>> No.18176241

>>18176210
Pick hard jobs with room for advancement, focus on maximizing salary, calculate your wagie sentence: http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2012/01/13/the-shockingly-simple-math-behind-early-retirement/

>> No.18176242

>>18176210
boss makes a dollar
you make a dime
that's why you poop on company time

>> No.18176269

>>18176210
put in max effort at least for the first month.

>> No.18176293

>>18176210
I give you less than 2 weeks before they find out you're a faggot fuckboy and fire you because it's "not a good fit."

>> No.18176313

>>18176210
Don't go in with an attitude like "this job only pays $X.XX an hour i'm not doing this shit". Unless it's something actually hazardous to your health.

Also make friends. You're way more dispensable if people don't like to be around you.

>> No.18176315

>>18176210
You're going to be unusually happy eod
don't eat drive thru
do buy 2-3 tacos
put all your money on moon missions

>> No.18176345

>>18176210
try not to be a fucking idiot and you'll be better than 99% of the wagies working today. they might even give you a raise and a promotion.

>> No.18176348

Don’t watch the clock. Keep yourself busy and shift goes by

>> No.18176389

>>18176210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE
try to imagine your work actually matters

>> No.18176483

Who the heck is hiring nowadays?

>> No.18176644

>>18176210
slap your boxx in the face and buy Kleros, stake for ETH and never work again in 2022.

>> No.18177461

>>18176210
Take sachets of salt. If asked to make drinks add a half sachet to every mug including your own in case they check. You will NEVER be the Brew up Bitch ever again

>> No.18177474

>>18176210
Start a blog .

>> No.18177498

>>18176210
>what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
>nothing cuz you told her twice already

Tell this joke to everyone at work. They all love it, esp the women.

>> No.18177525

>>18176210
your better off homeless and you should of been saving money for a waterproof tent, 0 degree sleeping bag and a rucksack. I ate better homeless than I did when I had a job, I would make soup with beef,carrots, potatoes, almost every other night from the 20$ I got from begging on the corner. I walked from walmart out of the forest. Dad died and I got my inheritance which is the house im living in rn along with funds. Fuck society, Fuck people thinking it's okay to work in any position in this meaningless jewish consumerist society. If you support this debt based system you are the problem.

>> No.18177700

>>18176210

Be on time.
Wash yourself and wear clean clothes.
Don't make excuses.
Ask if you don't know something.
Don't ask out the women.
Be nice, but realise work friends aren't real friends.
Don't let co-workers know anything about you.
Don't buy lunch.

Make budget,
Start saving,
Start looking for something better,
Don't lease a car.
Don't blow your wage on trainers and shit.
Don't buy lunch,

I remember skipping lunch every day, gym every morning, bringing my own fresh coffee and cycling in everyday. I also ran side businesses so I knew I was making more than the managers 2 tiers above me etc... All my co-workers drove hired/loaned cars, blew money on drugs and drink, trainers, cigarettes, festivals, holidays etc...

I was the poor person who skipped lunch and rode a bike. That's why I was there for 6 months, got experience then became contractor. That's why they are still all there and I am comfy AF during corona lockdown.

>> No.18177701 [DELETED] 

>>18176210
You took slavery role? make yourself useful because it is all about how to use you your effort to survive for Owners profit. Good worker is one who create more value then head pad for

>> No.18177722

Good for you, My employee contract just so happened to run out when the virus started getting bad and now I'm very bored.

>> No.18177753

>>18177700
>Don't let co-workers know anything about you.
these are good advices, can you elaborate on this one please anon

>> No.18177770
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18177770

>>18176210
try to not be autistic

>> No.18177796

>>18176483
This. And this guy has zero work experience? Seems like it'd be difficult for him to get hired at the best of times.

Just how bad is this so called shutdown? I was under the impression that these were 2008 conditions.

>> No.18179024

>>18176210
first few days you'll be tired as fuck, but you'll get used to it afterwards and you won't get as tired.

>> No.18179044

>>18177753
They'll hold you hostage for it at every opportunity. In general, act like everyone there is a sociopath.

>> No.18179059

>>18176210
It's incredibly easy at any entry level job position, you could rise pretty far and make ok money if you're autistic and smart and hardworking and also
>>18176269

>> No.18179104
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18179104

>>18176210
Going to work is like going to prison. In the first week you have prove to your co-workers that you are not a bitch or someone will make you his bitch.

Starting a fight is always a good option, just be sure you know who the bosses like and don't so you don't fight the wrong drone. Maybe pull a knife on a co-worker during a meeting or something. Improvise, adapt, overcome.

>> No.18180057

>>18176210
Showing up on time is 99%
Don't buy lunch or pop it can quickly turn into a 200 dollar a month expense
Try to get a gym membership and commit yourself to working out. It gives you something to look forward to.
As far as relationships with coworkers, don't tell them everything, but little trivial "secrets" about yourself can make them feel like the are in the know about you satisfying their curiosity.
If you dont interact with coworkers, they will think that you are gonna shoot up the place. Its best to fill in the gap so they don't make up bullshit about you
Don't get the stockholm syndrome. Figure out a path you want to take and set milestones for yourself at 6 months 2 years so on. If you have a supervisor you can start to communicate up front your intentions if you wish to stay at the company.

>> No.18180092

>>18179104
Unironically this