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how do i profit from world war iii which is right around the corner? preferably a business that keeps me out of danger, is cash only, and is anonymous.

>> No.181820

Constructing / supplying self-sufficient, radiation-proof underground bomb shelters. If WW3 actually happens the surface will be rendered uninhabitable.

>> No.181850

Watch the movie Red Dawn. Copy them.

>> No.181866

>>181753
Well, if a piece of paper in the apocalyptic wasteland is worth shit or not you may want to check that.

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181869

Remember, bullets are the currency of the apocalyptic future. They have intrinsic value and store well.

>> No.182050

>>181850
i haven't seen that since the '80s, but didn't they all die in the end?

>> No.182151

>marry into old money
>profit via proxy

>> No.182304

>>181753
was wondering the same.
also, any kinda businesses that are a no brainer to invest in in this kind of pre-conflict scenario?

>> No.183239

>>181753

Buy 5.56

buy 9mm

buy 30rd mags

you will easily 3-5x your investment

you don't even need to wait till the WW3. Wait till the next sandy vagina.

>> No.183285

>>181869
nope. caps.

>> No.183303

Invest in bic lighters, bags of rice, and ammo.

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>>181869

>tfw buy Glock like a nigger with bullets
>tfw no bullets left to shoot it

>> No.183444

wetnaps

>> No.183459

>>181753
It's not happening, at least not until China tries to replace the USD with Yuan, in which case (if you really believe this will work) buy as much gold mining stock as possible because that's the best way to profiteer from a rise in gold prices. China is bringing back the international gold standard, exactly what Gaddafi tried to do but failed because lolnomilitary support. Unlike Libya, it'll take more than giving a few guns to a few mercenaries and pointing them to the town hall.

In fact, I would LOVE to see America try to stop China, I will pour ALL my money into Rio and watch those Rothschild remnants use my money to profiteer the fuck out of an all out WWIII, not just Cold War II.

Whatever happens, I'm going to win and if /biz/ stands behind me, I'll make you win as well. Your only task now is to help me drive the gold price up, let's make China work for their gold?