/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18172330]

The Bull Has the Chinatown Choke Edition
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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>>18171171

[Anonymous No.18172348]

not so fast bobo...

[Anonymous No.18172351]

Positive circuit breaker tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18172353]

bobo until june get fucked bullshits

[Anonymous No.18172359]

Aaaaaahhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18172362]

why are americans so verjudet?

[Anonymous No.18172365]

Two important things:
>People are starting to fall dead in the US like they did in China and Italy
>This fucking guy is a national treasure
https://mobile.twitter.com/GAMBLETAYLOR1/status/1242594805647118344

[Anonymous No.18172374]

>futures slowly climbing from negative
Considering everything bad is priced in and any future bad news is already priced in, isn't the market going to just crab up from now on? Even a terrorist attack right now would be priced in.

[Anonymous No.18172376]

what does her portfolio look like?

[Anonymous No.18172398]

>>18172365
>following niggers on twitter
no thanks

[Anonymous No.18172399]

>>18172376
bat

[Anonymous No.18172406]

Long game. Fuck bears

[Anonymous No.18172409]

>>18172376
1000 COCK

[Anonymous No.18172415]

>>18172376
10x leveraged schlong

[Anonymous No.18172417]

>The enemy is death
>if you can't beat them, join them.
How much are the suicides gonna spike in the following month?

[Anonymous No.18172420]

>>18172398
he's absolutely not worth following but his "oh hells nah nigga NIGGA NOT TODAY" was fucking golden

[Anonymous No.18172437]

Earlier this weekend VIX futures were up ALOT, and index futures down 4-5%.
Then today the White House press conf announces they are EXTENDING the shutdown until April 30. And now VIX futures go flat, and index futures only down 1%.

How does that make ANY SENSE AT ALL!?? Are they still doing end of quarter rebalancing or are they just completely blind to the reality of an extended shutdown further killing jobs and business?

[Anonymous No.18172440]

I fucked up guys. I kept giving my azn gf creampies the past few weeks and now shes preggers. Should I get an abortion or invest my excess cash in the market?

[Anonymous No.18172446]

>>18172437
end of quarter rebalancing

[Anonymous No.18172450]

>>18172365
reality hits you hard bro

[Anonymous No.18172451]

Bullish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8aw8XRl444

[Anonymous No.18172454]

>>18172376
Like normal but narrower

[Anonymous No.18172462]

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[Anonymous No.18172472]

>>18172376
it's all pixelated

[Anonymous No.18172473]

>>18172437
Trump's guidance is pointless. It's nothing. It has no authority.

[Anonymous No.18172475]

>thread theme

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Cyp8HJRkGuQ3/

[Anonymous No.18172476]

>>18172437
futures didnt open up until sunday. stop posting, lurk more.

[Anonymous No.18172482]

>>18172437
repeat after me so you never forget it: PRICED. IN.

[Anonymous No.18172488]

>>18172440
does she want to become your qt asian housewife to death do you part and all that shit or is she just a fling

[Anonymous No.18172494]

>>18172462
Based if true

[Anonymous No.18172506]

>>18172451
But the real question was
Is it for real?

[Anonymous No.18172507]

>>18172365
direct link to the video if someone want to download it before the censorship police comes
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1242594658154434567/pu/vid/480x948/zw_jV0xdjI0mua0B.mp4

[Anonymous No.18172521]

Bros it's not funny anymore
The markets are fucking rigged

[Anonymous No.18172535]

>>18172482
The news that just came out that we're staying home until May 1st was not priced in. It's gonna dump, question is, how much.

We're a long way from a recovery on anything. Two more weeks of lockdown is gonna hurt, hard. The market is gonna be a rollercoaster for the immediate future.

[Anonymous No.18172537]

So Monday I'm thinking sell half my puts, buy calls with the rest to sell on Tuesday, then double down on puts to sell some time before Friday. Just need to wait on stimulus bill 4 to grab some calls, though this time the market might not buy it.

[Anonymous No.18172544]

>>18172440
What race is the baby?

[Anonymous No.18172549]

>Only 255 deaths in the US
>Only 18k new infections
Is it over?

[Anonymous No.18172556]

>>18172521
Clown market.
You could probably every city in America and it would still be green.
And of course, it would have been priced in.

[Anonymous No.18172579]

>>18172535
>The news that just came out that we're staying home until May 1st
wait what
that's a long time
nah that's dumb
end the quarantine today

[Anonymous No.18172593]

TDameritard starting throttle their futures
me buy order was bigged today

[Anonymous No.18172596]

it really does feel like a green day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18172598]

>>18172365
what is this shit? there are tons of footage where exactly the same happened in china. is this this cytokine crap?

bullish for sure.

[Anonymous No.18172599]

>>18172451
That guy sounds so crushed holy shit.

[Anonymous No.18172607]

>the enemy is death

https://youtu.be/rVq5Vy5Gw3U

[Anonymous No.18172608]

>>18172521
>NOOO, why cant the market move in conjunction with my trades

[Anonymous No.18172611]

Question for you nerds:
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Shouldn't the total closed cases converge towards the real death rate? Because it's at 18% and going up.

[Anonymous No.18172613]

>>18172549
?

[Anonymous No.18172617]

>>18172599
it aint no joke

[Anonymous No.18172618]

>>18172608
>with my trades
You mean reality, right?

[Anonymous No.18172628]

This fucking schizophrenic boomer thinks gold is more valuable than the dollar! What an idiot.

[Anonymous No.18172637]

>>18172451
Is this for real?

[Anonymous No.18172640]

>>18172593
what does it mean
was it priced in?

[Anonymous No.18172641]

Amazon workers going on strike

[Anonymous No.18172654]

>>18172628
Have you ever tried to print more gold?

This is for real

https://youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

[Anonymous No.18172656]

>>18172579
Pay attention, dummy. Trump and his team just did a press conference, the social distancing guidelines has been pushed to May 1st, and they HOPE it will be all gone by June 1st. They're HOPING to restart the economy in June now.

Which, of course, means that governors are going to freak out and clamp down harder.

We're all staying home for April.

Fun times.

[Anonymous No.18172663]

>>18172611
China lied.
Big surprise.
It was priced in anyway.

[Anonymous No.18172665]

>>18172613
bullish, new yorkers are cancer

[Anonymous No.18172667]

>>18172507
How do you extract the mp4 from a twitter link?

[Anonymous No.18172668]

>>18172611
closed cases = deaths + recovered, which is easy enough to see on that site

in this case, a re-infection is a new case, not re-opening an old one.

[Anonymous No.18172670]

File for unemployment. It’s like $600 a week

[Anonymous No.18172673]

>>18172641
>(((Appelbaum)))
oh christ really? frickin clownworld

[Anonymous No.18172674]

>>18172506
>>18172637
DISIZ FO REAL

[Anonymous No.18172676]

>>18172628
>hello yes I'd like to buy a loaf of bread please
>okay sir that will be 0.0001 gram of gold
>okay that's a fair price let me shave off that much from my gold bar here
>oops I accidentally overpaid by an order of magnitude because my hand wasn't steady

[Anonymous No.18172677]

>>18172544
im white she's chinese

[Anonymous No.18172684]

>>18172376
>Realistically
NO SAVINGS JUST PARTY LOL 50k student debt

>Really Realistically
I don't need to save.
I'll just marry anon with the portfolio after I ride all the Chads.

[Anonymous No.18172689]

>millions can die
>futures go up

What time line is this again?

[Anonymous No.18172696]

>>18172670
if my tenants don't pay me does that make me unemployed?

[Anonymous No.18172701]

>>18172654
Nobody uses rocks to trade 3 bottles of milk. I don't mind trading my 3 bottles of milk for a tray of eggs. You're out of your mind!

[Anonymous No.18172704]

>>18172599
>this is for real, this is live, y'all. This is...ten thirty sunday mornin. Get on your knees and pray y'all
>LORD have mercy
He's crushed, and he's absolutely right, I've been saying this for weeks, but holy fuck I can't stop laughing at his accent

[Anonymous No.18172712]

>>18172611
Death rate has been converging towards closed cases for a while now, a month ago it was 3.4%, now it's 4.7%, and literally just two days ago it was 4.6%. There's a general upwards trend towards the closed cases, which themselves are trending upwards.

[Anonymous No.18172716]

>>18172654
thanks china

[Anonymous No.18172718]

>>18172549
yes

[Anonymous No.18172719]

>>18172689
The one where we could have listened

[Anonymous No.18172721]

>futures arent limit down this time
Bullish

[Anonymous No.18172727]

>>18172617
>>18172704
Is this for real?
IS THIS FOR REAL?!

[Anonymous No.18172731]

>>18172677
I say keep it and invest. Congratulations anon.

[Anonymous No.18172740]

>>18172440
>Morally
Get married and raise the child

>strictly biz speaking (as in what's best for your wallet)
Throw the "Hail Mary" abortion and avoid 18 years of payments to a woman that will divorce you.
stay single and childless if you want money.

[Anonymous No.18172741]

>>18172374
Just because something is a well known fact doesn't mean it's priced in

[Anonymous No.18172747]

>>18172689
wall street doesn't care about actual human lives but only how it effects business, shocking.

[Anonymous No.18172749]

Another pump just began, day traders rejoice.

[Anonymous No.18172753]

>>18172676
>what are digital transactions
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.18172757]

I'm gonna give it to you straight. Go all in now.

[Anonymous No.18172766]

1. I bought GUSH in hopes of a short-term rally. Should I dump it now and just put in into a bigger oil stock like Shell?
2. How risky is it to being buying the smaller oil like FANG and MTDR since they can go bankrupt if this trade war/virus recession lasts long.
3. What are the chances the U.S taking moderate to possibly drastic action if this oil trade war lasts?

[Anonymous No.18172770]

>>18172757
you haven't done anything straight in your life, why would it be different now?

[Anonymous No.18172781]

>>18172770
t. ngmi

[Anonymous No.18172782]

Will something interesting happen to landlords and tenants on April 1?

[Anonymous No.18172783]

>>18172766
1. Retard for buying GUSH
2. Retarded
3. Maybe but you are retarded

[Anonymous No.18172790]

>>18172613
>>18172665
California is under reporting and under testing. Can't allow the Democrat Utopia look bad, right?

[Anonymous No.18172791]

>>18172781
you aren't? sorry breh

[Anonymous No.18172797]

>>18172701
>nobody will accept paper for their eggs

^dumbshits said this 300 years ago too.

[Anonymous No.18172807]

>>18172440
If you have brown eyes, keep the child. Blue eyes, abort or ghost and find a human with blue eyes to make babies with.

[Anonymous No.18172808]

>>18172783
This is for real

[Anonymous No.18172816]

>>18172766

Lmao. Why the fuck do people buy shit like GUSH and JNUG? Literally just burning your money.

Just open a futures account if you want to long oil.

[Anonymous No.18172820]

>>18172766
if you have to ask /biz/ for advice, dont buy levered products

[Anonymous No.18172822]

>>18172665
>New Yorkers are cancer
Yes, and Californians are as well.

Looking forward to the great city purge.
While those rural "Trump country" people relax in their houses.

[Anonymous No.18172824]

kek

USA deaths going to record lows these weeks

[Anonymous No.18172826]

>>18172816
it went from 40 cents to 14 dollars last week dipshit

[Anonymous No.18172827]

>>18172783
I appreciate the criticism and will accept it. I will try to improve.

[Anonymous No.18172836]

>>18172437
dark pool activity shows heavy buying, (((they))) are most likely pumping the market until all the money is out

[Anonymous No.18172838]

>>18172330
are we going down yet?

[Anonymous No.18172839]

bulltards are honestly retarded if they think the nigs wont start rioting once corona finds its way into the american deep south

[Anonymous No.18172840]

>>18172826
lmao

[Anonymous No.18172845]

>>18172824

Wait wait wait. All of this quarantine shit is putting a big dent in conventional causes of death (like car crashes) isn't it? Holy shit we could end up in the net positives

[Anonymous No.18172857]

>>18172824
Bearish

[Anonymous No.18172864]

>>18172845
yes it is

especially for young people

[Anonymous No.18172873]

>>18172864
>>18172845
someone tell /r9k/, they gotta get us back on track

[Anonymous No.18172879]

>>18172826
because of a reverse split. i hope this is bait. no, even better, i hope you lose everything.

[Anonymous No.18172882]

>>18172839
in mafia south italy they are very close to that. italian intelligence warning for anarchy riots and looting.

[Anonymous No.18172883]

>>18172845

Sitting in your house watching Netflix is pretty risk adverse.

[Anonymous No.18172886]

>>18172816
I fell for the meme. I went full retard and didn't fully research what I was getting into. I'm only playing with lunch money until I get a hang of it.

>>18172820
I'll keep that in mind.

[Anonymous No.18172890]

GUYS THIS IS FOR REAL.

SITUATION IN NJ BAD..hearing ambulances constantly. Barely abyones wearing a mask. Hospital has tents set up, clinic is full of dying boomers, most crime is legal now too..GUYS PLEASE SEND HELP WHY ISNT HELP COMING? HELP!!!

[Anonymous No.18172892]

>>18172839
bullish

>>18172824
definitely bearish

[Anonymous No.18172905]

>>18172549
Bullish

[Anonymous No.18172912]

>>18172890
Put on your mask, grab your gun, and get out there!

[Anonymous No.18172915]

>>18172689
I am seriously starting to believe in the Old and Invalid Die = net gain for humanity thesis at this point. The amount of death doesn't matter, its the type of death which is acceptable losses.

[Anonymous No.18172922]

>>18172824
What happened at the beginning of 2018?

[Anonymous No.18172924]

>>18172890
I live in Brooklyn and also hear sirens constantly, like more than usual constantly

[Anonymous No.18172925]

>>18172593
nuuuu!
Should I not switch to TDA??

>>18172451
Alright okay... but are THESE for real???

>>>/gif/16748307
>>>/gif/16748324

[Anonymous No.18172932]

>>18172883

>less deaths of the youth
>only more deaths among the super old

Holy shit. This crisis is a blessing in disguise economically.

[Anonymous No.18172934]

>>18172890
This is for real yall

OH LAWD THIS IS FOR REAL YALL

https://youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

[Anonymous No.18172939]

>>18172845
>He never realized that we needed widespread deaths.
Where the fuck have you been? We've been overpopulated for far too long. Ideally Corona-chan would kill 20% of those in big population centers. Maybe more. No one wants to say it, but it's the best hope for the planet. I'd give up my own life for such an event.

[Anonymous No.18172949]

>>18172845
Because they aren't out racing their cars and driving off cliffs.
Doesn't this mean the market is going to be MORE fucked though? Because there are more people taxing the same system.

[Anonymous No.18172953]

>>18172932
It's going to be one of the biggest boons unironically because retired people don't need their SS when they're dead and the emerging workforce is fine (who needs lung capacity for 99% of jobs).

[Anonymous No.18172954]

But I thought it was just the flu

[Anonymous No.18172957]

>>18172939
Corona is a better cleanser and more comfy than some dreadful war imo.

[Anonymous No.18172962]

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?

[Anonymous No.18172963]

>>18172839
It's in the deep south, retard. Try looking at recent spread maps, instead of jerking off to your retarded "muh nigger riots" bullshit. And get your retarded ass back to /pol while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.18172967]

>>18172934
GUYS THIS IS FOR REAL IM IN NJ AND THIS IS FOR REAL 100%

[Anonymous No.18172978]

>>18172824
>deaths wont start to go down until november

kek.

[Anonymous No.18172983]

>>18172440
enjoy a few more creampies, then abort gf

[Anonymous No.18172984]

>>18172934
>>18172654
>>18172967
>its for real guys lets just keep saying it, it'll catch on

[Anonymous No.18172985]

>>18172628
Gold is pretty valuable in terms of dollars.

[Anonymous No.18172986]

>>18172845
And hospitals are still flooded full.
Imagine if there were no quarintine guidance.

[Anonymous No.18172987]

just checked the futures...this is for real!?

[Anonymous No.18172992]

>>18172934
Lol that nigger boomer is out of breath. Careful careful!

[Anonymous No.18172994]

>>18172957
I agree. It's really the best thing we could have asked for, since there's all the death with none of the destruction. Sure there may be riots here and there, but nothing will be, literally, war-torn.

[Anonymous No.18172995]

>>18172839
You're a moron. It has already entered the south. You clearly have no clue about how anything outside of your city actually is.

[Anonymous No.18172999]

>>18172766
even if they did something it might cause a short term spike but then nothing more. demand for oil is fucked at the moment.

[Anonymous No.18173007]

>>18172890
That figures. Directly in the epicenter of the worst spot in US.

[Anonymous No.18173008]

>>18172984
BUT ITS FOR REAL DUDE

[Anonymous No.18173009]

is this fo real? cant be because its way too close to green.

[Anonymous No.18173014]

>>18172954
Too late to close borders. It is everywhere.
Also last I checked they haven't even closed their subways.

[Anonymous No.18173020]

>>18172932
>This crisis is a blessing.
ftfy. Boomers, fats and smokers getting the axe is pretty good. Health care doctors getting rekt and China getting potentially btfo'd on a global scale is even better. And the best part the fact I don't have to leave my house for a few months and I can get crazy cheapies at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18173021]

>>18172987
>just checked the futures...this is for real!?

[Anonymous No.18173024]

Low ball SPY puts around 50 for next year are pretty under priced imo. When food prices skyrocket, grocery shelves are empty, power outages start, 911 doesn't answer, that's when the real panic starts and we can start to talk about a bottom.

[Anonymous No.18173025]

>>18173009

Who gives a shit. Last week it was -4% and then we had a big bull cock Monday.

[Anonymous No.18173026]

>>18172954
Naw this is for real

OH LAWD THIS IS FO REAL

https://youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

[Anonymous No.18173030]

>>18172984
Where do you live that you aren't also seeing it?

[Anonymous No.18173032]

>stocks go down
>unlimited QE

lol keep fighting the FED, stocks CANT go down.

[Anonymous No.18173044]

>>18172954
Remember when people said Japan had it under control? Remember when people thought Asians didn't lie our their ass? Remember when people said Japan is just way more advanced and hygienic? Remember when Japan postponed the Olympics? Literally what fucking idiot thought the virus wouldn't be a problem when the literally shove people into subway cars like sardines every hour? They have one of the highest density populations in the world.

[Anonymous No.18173047]

>>18172954
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW AM I GONNA GET MY JAPFU NAOOO??!??!!?!!!?!

>>18172985
ounce for ounce though?

>>18172995
Nothing outside my field of vision actually exists.

But in terms of explosive spreads, are there any besides N'orleans?

[Anonymous No.18173049]

>>18173032
tremendous job by jpow.

[Anonymous No.18173053]

>>18172376
her "portfolio" is some white guy who will carry her through life and the niggers who'll fuck her in the meantime

[Anonymous No.18173055]

>>18173009
I'm a bit surprised, too. But who the fuck knows. Word of the social distancing being extended until the end of April hasn't spread enough yet, i guess. I read on social media CBS cut away from the press conference to run a sitcom rerun, so people might know know yet.

[Anonymous No.18173056]

>>18173009
Said it once, I'll say it again for all the dumb bobos.

This "dump" is incredibly weak. Just like this past week. Monday will be slightly red, but on Tuesday and onwards we will see 1000+ green days and the "V-shaped recovery" bulls will win, at least in the short term.

[Anonymous No.18173062]

If coronavirus ever ends there will be bad Fox segments about the coronachan meme like a new exploding vans painting us all as death cultists from the far right four-chans

[Anonymous No.18173063]

Even if boomers who no longer contribute to society are most of the people dying, Trump said we're going to be locked down for another 30 days...
That has to have a bigger impact than -1.3%

[Anonymous No.18173064]

>>18172506
>>18172637
>>18172654
>>18172674
>>18172727
>>18172808
>>18172890
>>18172925
>>18172934
>>18172967
>>18172987
>>18173009
>>18173021
>>18173026
>is for real?
bullish and for real

[Anonymous No.18173065]

>>18172611
The real China number for the virus is about 40x

[Anonymous No.18173066]

>>18173053
nice imagination you have there ephraim shekelsteyn.

[Anonymous No.18173073]

>>18172598
interviews with 1920s pandemic survivors described people dropping dead where they stood too. i thought this was random bullshit until i heard those.

[Anonymous No.18173075]

>>18173055
you're surprised because you're dumb and dont understand the market

[Anonymous No.18173079]

>>18173055
>I read on social media CBS cut away from the press conference to run a sitcom rerun, so people might know know yet.

[Anonymous No.18173082]

My roommate just had to quit his job and go on unemployment due to dramatically cut hours. He was in a blue collar trade, they're starting to cut back too. Short this shit or lose your shirt, last chance. April will not be the end, not that it matters, a growth-oriented economy doesn't just bounce back from a massive month long haircut.

[Anonymous No.18173083]

>>18173047
A dollar of gold is a few specs of gold.

[Anonymous No.18173088]

>>18173056
You haven't even seen bobo's final form yet.

[Anonymous No.18173089]

>>18173056
Wasn't the pump extremely weak at the end too?
>>18173064
BUT IS THESE FOR REAL??!!??!

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[Anonymous No.18173092]

>>18172987
It'll be green tomorrow by close

[Anonymous No.18173101]

>>18173024
None of that will happen because 80% of people have mild symptoms and quarantine etc is slowing the rate of transmission ("flattening the curve")
So you'll have sick people and an overwhelmed hospital system but not a labor shortage

[Anonymous No.18173104]

>>18173032
It won't work this time, the stimulus was already priced in. ZIRP was already priced in. You'll be hanging from your fan this time tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18173106]

>>18172667
easiest way is to just use a website that sniffs out the video url, i used https://twdownload.com/

if that site goes down you can google "download video twitter" for other sites.
screw twitter for making it a hassle to just download shit.

there's also a great program called youtube-dl that can download stuff from twitter, as well as almost every other site online.

[Anonymous No.18173107]

>>18173047
Some areas are leaving restaurants open and shit so they are spreading much more.
Other areas shut them down and have much less problems.

Lots more land per person and lower populations so it can't really blow up like NY is.

[Anonymous No.18173108]

>>18173075
AH HURR DURRR YOU GOT ME SO GOOD DERE BRO YOU WIN DA MEME

Faggot, please.

[Anonymous No.18173111]

>>18173062
>painting us all as death cultists from the far right four-chans

Rad

[Anonymous No.18173113]

>>18173075
Right now the market can be summarized as
"don't let the bears win, PRINT PRINT PRINT BRRRRR"

[Anonymous No.18173119]

>>18173073
why are there no studies or at least some articles in the media about possible reasons for that? i read a comment by somebody stating he was working at a hospital and he said that the covid-patients get in their hospital bed on their own and feel just fine etc. just a few hours later they have to get intubated. scary shit.

[Anonymous No.18173120]

>>18173108
this is the type of retarded response i would expect

[Anonymous No.18173125]

Is the company behind TempleOS publicly traded?

[Anonymous No.18173127]

>>18172953
>(who needs lung capacity for 99% of jobs).
People who realize that the next fuck-you-flu out of China will take the people with compromised lungs when it can't find any more boomers to kill.

[Anonymous No.18173130]

>>18173062
The news will NEVER touch a virus anime girl. Impossible.

[Anonymous No.18173133]

>>18173062
WHO IS FOUR-CHAN?

[Anonymous No.18173137]

>>18173089
>not Komm, süsser Tod
Literally one job

[Anonymous No.18173139]

>>18173044
put on Japan expiring near Olympics?

[Anonymous No.18173142]

>>18173062
Just like the good old days.

[Anonymous No.18173144]

>>18173125
You can't buy God.

[Anonymous No.18173154]

>>18173127
oh shit. didnt think about that. there are many reports of a potential second wave in china.

[Anonymous No.18173159]

>>18173062
4chan will be blamed as usual, of course. Has Corona chan appeared on the news yet? That's coming. I give it maximum 30 days before the she gets put on the ADL list of hate speech symbols.

[Anonymous No.18173160]

>>18173062
>With a profile picture of the grinch wearing a hazmat suit holding a bull by its horns

[Anonymous No.18173167]

O GOD O FUCK ITS FOR REAL

[Anonymous No.18173175]

>>18172827
Don't worry everyone is a retard at some point.

[Anonymous No.18173179]

>>18172446
>end of quarter rebalancing
So VIX go up every end of quarter?
What's the date usualy

[Anonymous No.18173184]

>>18172939
>he fell for the antinatal overpopulation in the west meme
overpopulation is happening in africa and asia where they have 5-10 kids with no financial or natural resources to take care of them.

[Anonymous No.18173202]

>>18173139
Olympics are now 2021 buddy, will Japan even make it that long?

[Anonymous No.18173210]

>>18173184
I just want social security and Medicaid to go solvent, a couple million boomers dying would do the trick.

[Anonymous No.18173214]

>>18173184
>5-10 kids with no financial or natural resources to take care of them
you would think there would be a high mortality rate

[Anonymous No.18173221]

futures are going sideways all the time. what kind of pattern is this?

[Anonymous No.18173226]

Ackman promoting phase 4 of stimulus being an infrastructure project

[Anonymous No.18173230]

>>18173119
>why are there no studies or at least some articles in the media about possible reasons for that?
Look up real articles on "Cytokine Storm." Sometimes your immune system kicks into overdrive, then kills you before the virus can do it.

[Anonymous No.18173231]

>>18173137
I might actually weep if that happened and my whole city were under mandatory quarantine. 2spoopy.

[Anonymous No.18173232]

>>18173221
It's just a bear flag on the hourly. Pretty standard pattern for futures since the crash started.

[Anonymous No.18173235]

>>18173202
The Japanese are resilient as fuck. They’ve survived worse.

[Anonymous No.18173236]

>>18173210
that wouldn't benefit you. it makes you sound like some edgy fat emo loser. i'm probably not far off. and btw, it's "insolvent".

[Anonymous No.18173244]

>>18173214

Their average lifespan is 40 but they are r strategists

[Anonymous No.18173247]

>>18173226
>infrastructure
Pls god no, everything goes to shit every time this administration tries to do infrastructure. It's cursed.

[Anonymous No.18173248]

>>18173154
Would the second wave be a mutation, or just same old coronachan infecting all the bugmen who weren't exposed because of the quarantine?

[Anonymous No.18173251]

I think futures are up higher than normal vecause reported US deaths is at half of yesterday. But NYS is still missing numbers, their numbers have not increased since 5 pm ET

[Anonymous No.18173255]

bullish?

[Anonymous No.18173259]

WALLA! And just like that Nintendies will never trade below 40,000¥ ever ag—
https://www.polygon.com/nintendo-switch/2020/3/29/21198837/animal-crossing-new-horizons-forced-out-villager-glitch-amiibo-adoption-campsite

[Anonymous No.18173261]

>>18173066
the only thing i'm imagining is her pristine never-before-touched vagina giving my dick a tight squeeze

[Anonymous No.18173262]

>>18173251
NY is trying to juice monday's death numbers

[Anonymous No.18173264]

>>18173214
There was, until bleeding heart faggots intervened and farmers from the first world dumped all their excess production, killing african farms but keeping the worthless niglets alive on the basis of perpetual gibs.

[Anonymous No.18173267]

>>18173226
GREEN
NEW
DEAL

[Anonymous No.18173275]

>>18173248
Viruses mutate all the time.

But probably it'd be mostly the same.

[Anonymous No.18173276]

>>18173236
No, solvent. Dead old people don’t collect checks. Removing boomers who were going to sit on SS and Medicaid for another 20 years would be nothing but a net positive to someone who is still paying in.

[Anonymous No.18173277]

>>18173231
Bro you act like you have never seen bodies forklifted into shipping containers before. It's just the flu now don't be racist go to the chinatown parade!

[Anonymous No.18173279]

>>18173248
both
the same existing strains, and possible new ones as well

[Anonymous No.18173287]

>>18173236
Solvent is also a word, with the opposite meaning of insolvent.

[Anonymous No.18173288]

>>18173251
Honestly the fact that New York isn’t experiencing more looting and rioting than it usually does is impressive and bullish. Social order still standing, legal boundaries flexible and porous, but still exist.

BULLISH
MOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18173290]

>>18173276
okay, you're right on your phrasing. i dont take back the other stuff though. think about grandma

[Anonymous No.18173292]

NOOOO FUCK NOOO THE FDA JUST FUCKING APPROVED HYDROXYMEMES FUCK MY SQQQ XUUUUJCKDKDK CRAMER WAS RIGHT AHHHH

[Anonymous No.18173294]

>>18173226
Spoiler:
Infrastructure project is mass grave

[Anonymous No.18173296]

>>18173259
>for now the best defense is to be vigilant and inspect villagers before taking them in.
CLOSE THE BORDERS

[Anonymous No.18173298]

>>18173248
Same

It's 2-3x FOLD less mutations than flu, very stable

[Anonymous No.18173299]

>>18173248
>Would the second wave be a mutation, or just same old coronachan infecting all the bugmen who weren't exposed because of the quarantine?
the media writes it was the same virus at the same place but new infections chains. kind of a revival because they lifted some measures.

[Anonymous No.18173306]

>>18173251
The surge was largely due to a backlog of tests being reported. They said this before. They being debbie

[Anonymous No.18173313]

>>18173294
kek

[Anonymous No.18173323]

>>18173292
the FDA has approved everything at lightning speed for the past year
good for them, I like it
they're actually doing their jobs

>>18173294
bullish, not even priced in yet

[Anonymous No.18173327]

>>18173062
>painting us all as death cultists
are you implying that's inaccurate?

[Anonymous No.18173329]

>>18173277
Irrelevant to the content of my post and the subject of the thread.
Stop trying to force politics and the left-right bullshit into everything.
>>18173296
Kekked

[Anonymous No.18173333]

Should I buy 25 shares of JNUG or an hour with a prostitute?

[Anonymous No.18173339]

>down 1.4%
>not limit down
>BULLISH

[Anonymous No.18173342]

>>18173248
It'll be SARS-CoV-3, which will be created when some dip shit decides to try the raw rat and panda blood health shake diet.

[Anonymous No.18173345]

>>18173248
Think of diseases as having a baseline infectivity that is multiplied by the % of the population that is vulnerable to infection and then again by the average number of contacts an individual has.

Mass quarantines work by reducing the last bit. Herd immunity works by reducing the middle bit. If you increase the last bit again without getting herd immunity, the disease starts to spread again. Targeted quarantines may or may not keep up. If not, you get a new wave.

[Anonymous No.18173353]

>>18173339
>BULLISH
dis fo real

[Anonymous No.18173355]

>>18173290
Fuck grandma.

[Anonymous No.18173366]

>>18173333
neither
hold your cash until the meat prices bottom out
the prostitutes should be close to free before you start initiating a position

[Anonymous No.18173369]

>>18173288
You can't social distance in a mob.

[Anonymous No.18173375]

>>18173329
How is loading bodies into a truck left-right politics? It's a fucking virus killing people you tell me what politics that is forcing?

[Anonymous No.18173379]

>>18173306
Backlog causes spiking confirmed case stats but it does not make deaths jump. Most severe cases are always tested.

[Anonymous No.18173383]

https://techstartups.com/2020/03/28/dr-vladimir-zelenko-now-treated-699-coronavirus-patients-100-success-using-hydroxychloroquine-sulfate-zinc-z-pak-update/

[Anonymous No.18173392]

>>18173333
Put it all in VTI and hold moron

[Anonymous No.18173396]

What would the wise wolf do in this market?

[Anonymous No.18173408]

>>18173288
Disease is one of those primal reptile brain fears that gets everyone in line.

[Anonymous No.18173429]

>>18173333
Checked.
Depends how you’re tryna die.
>>18173369
So they’re following the law even though no cops want to get close to them...
>>18173408
I would hope so but we had Red Robin trending a week ago because people wanted to flaunt how not-scared they were.

I guess that phase wore off.

[Anonymous No.18173430]

>>18173383
>>18173292
This might be the true bottom.

[Anonymous No.18173431]

>>18173396
holo(d)

[Anonymous No.18173437]

>>18173383
>699 patients treated, zero patients died, zero patients intubated, and four hospitalizations
>he saw the symptom of shortness of breath resolved within four to six hours after treatment
>In an exclusive interview with former New York Mayor, Rudy Giuliani
Turbofake

[Anonymous No.18173450]

>>18172983
uh got any more of this, asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.18173454]

>>18173396
She'd get turned into a coat, fuggin animal.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18173459]

Big moves in the market are out of the way. The slow bleed is here.

[Anonymous No.18173470]

>>18173009
bobos dont want to scare powell

[Anonymous No.18173473]

>>18173459
So short VIX?

[Anonymous No.18173476]

>>18173383
>outpatients
>therefore the least likely to need hospitalizations in the first place
Biotech pump and dump

[Anonymous No.18173477]

https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/articles/2020-03-29/a-global-consumer-default-wave-is-just-getting-started-in-china?__twitter_impression=true

Bullish?

[Anonymous No.18173479]

>>18172654
is it too soon to autotune this

[Anonymous No.18173487]

>>18173459
I think we have at least 3 big moves (5%+) left in us before June
direction is unknown

I agree that the overall general direction is the downward crab

[Anonymous No.18173495]

>>18173292
Link?

[Anonymous No.18173496]

>>18173459
It better be, motherfucker! You promised me a Depression, and I want a Depression!

[Anonymous No.18173499]

>>18172676
>what is silver

[Anonymous No.18173506]

>>18173221
dump when the market opens at 9:30 pattern.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18173510]

>>18173496
I've only ever said buy long and short the short term.

[Anonymous No.18173517]

What alerts does you have set up?

[Anonymous No.18173528]

>>18173477
I was reading this
scary stuff
another reason that we can't just keep everything shutdown for ever, we won't just be able to flip consumption back on like a switch if everyone defaults

[Anonymous No.18173562]

I think I need to start buying May/June puts instead of April.

[Anonymous No.18173572]

>vix future contract, december 2020
>bid 26.550
>ask 56.450
what did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.18173583]

>>18172845
Long house fires, short car wrecks.

[Anonymous No.18173616]

>another superfucking cute azn reporter on blompfberg, this one tan
goddamn
i guess asian women really are biz culture

[Anonymous No.18173619]

>>18173572
we fucked

[Anonymous No.18173623]

Nikkei is dying.
BULLTARDS BLOWN THE FUCK OFF.

[Anonymous No.18173627]

>>18173383
>noname website claims russian scientist discovers miracle cure
Bullshi..I mean, bullish

[Anonymous No.18173630]

>peak of deaths will happen in 2 weeks
What does this entail

[Anonymous No.18173631]

>>18172967
>>18172934
>>18172954
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE RACIST BIGOT ORANGE MAN. THIS IS ABSOLUTLEY A NOTHINGBURGER GO OUT AND HAVE FUN IN THE CROWDS. ORANGE MAN BAD

[Anonymous No.18173635]

This is for real yall

https://youtu.be/-8aw8XRl444

[Anonymous No.18173645]

>>18173623
US boomers will swoop in to prop up the bull
HELICOPTER BOOMVESTORS

[Anonymous No.18173656]

>>18173623
>almost -4%
how is that even possible when the boj basically owns the entire market

[Anonymous No.18173657]

>>18173623
nikkei futures up half a percent from open

[Anonymous No.18173661]

>>18172963
>>18172995
yeah like 5 cases dumbass. wait till it gets like new york god why do i have to spell everything out to mentally retarded bulls.

[Anonymous No.18173666]

>>18173477

Unironically bullish and priced in

[Anonymous No.18173667]

>JP225 down 4% and silver futures imploding

[Anonymous No.18173686]

>>18173656
it doesn't actually, the misleading statistic is based on the % of ETF's they own, not the % of the market.

Japan never got the Bogle-pill

[Anonymous No.18173694]

>>18173657
because real nikkei closes thursday, it gapped down from fridays American sell off but trending up since open

[Anonymous No.18173695]

>>18173479
No

[Anonymous No.18173702]

>>18173661
>wait until it gets like new york
nigger these states don't even have skyscrapers in over 75% of the land.
Have you ever heard of a suburb?

[Anonymous No.18173718]

>>18173667
>silver futures imploding
except it's crashing lmao

[Anonymous No.18173722]

>>18173667
haha imagine owning boomer rocks rn

[Anonymous No.18173726]

This month is going to be so green

[Anonymous No.18173728]

>>18173702
People who don't think it can happen to them are out not-social-distancing like crazy.

[Anonymous No.18173731]

ummmmm.................

[Anonymous No.18173739]

>west virginia has closed it's borders included commercial traffic.

[Anonymous No.18173751]

>>18173731
Very bullish

[Anonymous No.18173753]

>>18173731
god damn...we're going to have 12m dead here in the US by November...

[Anonymous No.18173755]

>>18173731
Now THATS bullish fo real yo

[Anonymous No.18173759]

>>18173718
>imploding
>implode | imˈplōd |
>verb
>1 collapse or cause to collapse violently inward

>>18173731
holy shit, source?
Are these countries still shortable?!

>>18173702
BRO
You mean Austin and Dallas don't have a subway system?!

[Anonymous No.18173760]

>>18173454

[Anonymous No.18173763]

>lying on the internet about based nipbros market

[Anonymous No.18173764]

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES WILD RIDE

[Anonymous No.18173767]

>>18173728
A cleaning at work does side work selling knives. She said it was very busy with at least 14 demonstrations last weekend.

Imagine that women so desperate to do something they invite a person who is going to 14 households and interacting with likely over 100 people.

[Anonymous No.18173768]

>>18172696
Yes. For the first time ever self employed people can apply for unemployment.

You dirty land hog

[Anonymous No.18173770]

>>18173731
This is why the estimated death toll is always so much higher than the confirmed count

Same shit with swine flu

[Anonymous No.18173775]

>>18173739
pfff ok so its normal as usal who would want to go to that meth fuel state

ALSO SHOUT OUT TO MY BEARS WHO WENT HARD ON SQQQ THIS FRIDAY ITS OUR TIME

[Anonymous No.18173778]

>>18173763
nikkei is open you retard

[Anonymous No.18173779]

>>18173763
Oh, nevermind. That's the futures indexes. Nikkei's down 3,7%.

[Anonymous No.18173781]

>3 month bond yields are -0.06%
And that number will keep decreasing as long as the infinite QE moneytap is open

[Anonymous No.18173789]

>>18173396
that's a fox

[Anonymous No.18173791]

new thread

>>18173788
>>18173788
>>18173788

[Anonymous No.18173794]

>>18173702
>we're saved because we dont have skyscrapers!!!
HAHAHAAH IMAGINE BEING THIS RETARDED

[Anonymous No.18173840]

>>18173375
>>18173277
dilate

[Anonymous No.18173856]

>>18173739
>implying we would notice any difference

[Anonymous No.18173891]

>>18172451
this was funny on first listen but on second listen i realized the dude is literally balling his eyes out for families who just lost a loved one.

[Anonymous No.18173931]

>>18173781
Good.

[Anonymous No.18173937]

>>18173631
This person should be in """jail""". How do the people in New York stand for this shit?

[Anonymous No.18173949]

>>18173695
i dont want to be insensitive

[Anonymous No.18173963]

>>18173937
>Feb. 9
tbf at that moment the general sentiment was that it was a nothing burger contained within wuhan only.

[Anonymous No.18173970]

>>18173937
they are libshits, media wont ever call them out and infact will cover and excuse them

[Anonymous No.18173971]

>>18173937
hopefully she at least went there herself.
feels like these people are killing themselves off.
first by having more abortions and less kids if any.
and now they seek out areas more likely to have infected in them.

[Anonymous No.18173983]

>>18172628
I find it hilarious that his go to analogy is "if you were on a desert island and someone gave you a million dollars it would be useless. Buy gold instead!"
This is for real, only safe investments are ammunition, food, and land.

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18174088]

>>18172824
Where did you find this?

[Anonymous No.18174298]

Guys? Is this bullish?