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How can I use my cough to affect the stock market?

>> No.18170360

>>18170344
didn't this women get hit with multiple felonies for this

>> No.18170464

>>18170360
Yup, she picked a wrong time to do this kind of shit.

>> No.18170534

>>18170344
what in the fuck?
why?

>> No.18170557

>>18170344
cough on trump

>> No.18170578

>>18170534
she said it was a joke

>> No.18170579

>>18170344
....white people, amirite?

>> No.18170587 [DELETED] 

>>18170557
huurrrrr you must be from CNN

>> No.18170594

>>18170344
Cough on the computers running the algos

>> No.18170619

>>18170578
she must be pretty retarded

>> No.18170625

They charged her with terrorist acts. She is seriously fucked.

>> No.18170640
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18170640

>>18170344
>>18170578
pranked

>> No.18170648

>get a regular cold
>accidentally cough in public
>get lynched

>> No.18170649

>>18170578
kek

>>18170625
kek

>> No.18170661

>>18170625
play stupid games
win stupid prizes

>> No.18170691

>>18170344
>woman

>> No.18170712

>>18170625
No she is a woman, I guarantee worst she will get is probation and community service.

>> No.18170740

>>18170712
Guantanamo or else
maximum punishment

>> No.18170775

Hilarious how you can look at her and immediately know her political party

>> No.18170781

>>18170344
What the fuck is wrong with White people?

>> No.18170793

And the multiple old chinese ladies recorded coughing on produce and wiping their blown nose residue on park benches ain't gettin' charged with shit nor their faces spread across media, amirite?

>> No.18170815

>>18170344
>How much cash could a merishart shart when a martshart sharts on food?
$35,000

but goddamn are martsharters dumb. Most of that food was perfectly fine if you just cook it. Also how the fuck do you let someone stand around and cough on 35k worth of food? She'd have to be coughing for 20 minutes straight.

>> No.18170821

>>18170793
humans are such vile disgusting trash sometimes

>> No.18170836

>tfw no cute, autistic bioterrorist gf
Why even live bros?

>> No.18170890

>>18170344
Does the grocery section even have $35k stock on the shelves at one time? Seems implausible.

>> No.18170906

>>18170836
>"cute"
anon,.. ....

>> No.18170930

>>18170648
Welcome to corona hysteria zoomers. This mob rule is what they want so they never have to work again since they can just kill normal working people and steal their shit under the guise of "justice"
If you see a zoomer talking about corona not being a communist plot, punch him on the face and stomp his scrawny neck for us normal folks.

>> No.18170949

CITIZEN DO NO BREATH IN THE VICINITY OF THE FOOD SUPPLY!

DROP THE KNIFE!

*uncountable gunshots*

>> No.18170977

>>18170815
>Most of that food was perfectly fine if you just cook it.
Can't cook twinkies

>> No.18171052

>>18170815
>Also how the fuck do you let someone stand around and cough on 35k worth of food? She'd have to be coughing for 20 minutes straight.


One bad apple spoils the bunch. They weren't gonna put every piece of meat or lettuce under an electron microscope to look for the virus, so they probably just threw out the entire section of shit she coughed on. Just my two cents

>> No.18171166

>>18170781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeaWFWMbpk

>> No.18171271
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18171271

What will burgers do with the chinese question?

>> No.18171351

>>18170815
are you fucking dumb?
the shop just says its 35k so they get 35k as compensation
its the oldest coof in the book

>> No.18171441

>>18170587
>if you hate Trump, you must be a liberal who watches CNN
You can be a Conservative and still hate the moron in the White House too. Get that through your head, you brainless drumpf cocksucker.

>> No.18171566

>>18171441
your the brainless one idiot. you have no clue

>> No.18171584

>>18170619
She was confirmed to be american

>> No.18171586
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>>18171271
together, we can solve this

>> No.18171603

>>18170344
Did she actually have the corona virus?

>> No.18171621

>>18170648
>have a disease
>cough all over shit people are going to eat
I'd want to kick her ass if it was so much as a common cold.