/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18167505]

Green futures; Bear trap edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bull/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

Prior thread: >>18165927

[Anonymous No.18167522]

first

[Anonymous No.18167526]

>>18167522
Second

[Anonymous No.18167527]

i liek titties

[Anonymous No.18167534]

[Anonymous No.18167537]

>>18167522
>>18167526
cringe

>>18167534
>>18167527
based

[Anonymous No.18167539]

im a genius

[Anonymous No.18167541]

the infection is spreading

[Anonymous No.18167542]

[Anonymous No.18167548]

just the ___

[Anonymous No.18167557]

Looking to move into options after 6-12 months of just trading stocks, can some nice anons help me out with their preferred brokers/some learning materials? Scotfag so can't be US only.

[Anonymous No.18167570]

Reminder that math is your friend

[Anonymous No.18167571]

>>18167541
True but I think we are closer to a good ending

[Anonymous No.18167577]

>>18167548
tip?

[Anonymous No.18167580]

Why is there no animu about the Wall Street (or the nip equivalent)?

[Anonymous No.18167587]

>>18167570
EXPLAIN

[Anonymous No.18167605]

>>18167587
Options Greeks

[Anonymous No.18167608]

>>18167580
watch 「C」

[Anonymous No.18167618]

>>18167571
the crab flu is unstobbable
and it cannot be cured

[Anonymous No.18167619]

>>18167570
Vajina

[Anonymous No.18167624]

>>18167505
Kek I remember when this meme was all the rage. Is meme-creator anon back yet? We need depression memes now, we all already believe in recessions.

[Anonymous No.18167630]

I GOT 20 CONTRACTS SHORT ASX SINCE FRIDAY MARKETS OPEN 3 HOURS LETS GO BOIS

Press U to drop the market

[Anonymous No.18167634]

Remember,

This is a once in a life-time black swan event, nobody knows what the fuck's going to happen in a week. This market and economy is without precedence. This is not the time to be risk averse for those in our demographic, it's the fucking wild west right now and out there is a whore of opportunity just waiting for you, don't be timid. Don't waste such a rare moment. Regret is forever and you'll have time to rebuild.

Go for the big one, boys. Be able to say you tried making your fortune in the big wallapollooza of 2020.

[Anonymous No.18167644]

>>18167548
BOND NOTHING BURGERED YOUR MOM KEK

[Anonymous No.18167654]

CHECK YOUR LINKIEEEEESSSSSS~~

[Anonymous No.18167658]

>>18167571
Dr Fauci stating 200,000 US citizens may die.

4 Days ago Italy was in the lead for most cases, the next day 1000 deaths a day.

3 Days ago the US took the lead, USA USA USA!

Incoming 1000 deaths a day.

Incoming 2996+ deaths a day.

Yep, future is looking bright - gonna be a green monday for sure.

[Anonymous No.18167662]

>>18167634
Soooooo buy BF?

[Anonymous No.18167666]

>>18167634
My balls are out and I’m jerking my duck till I cum

[Anonymous No.18167668]

>>18167644
you must be 18 or older to use this forum

[Anonymous No.18167682]

>>18167634
>once in a lifetime
>last drop this big was 2008
>last drop before that was 2000
>once in a lifetime
>three times in 20 years

[Anonymous No.18167684]

Did credit spreads already peak last week? That’s pretty bullish short term.

>>18167548
Way it is, somethings will never change,
That’s just the way it is~
Dun nun Nuh, dun Nuh Nuh, dunnuh~

[Anonymous No.18167687]

>>18167658
These are all unironically priced in.
Anyone can project the growth of corona-chan.

[Anonymous No.18167690]

>>18167662
buy boeing retard

[Anonymous No.18167701]

>>18167658
how the fuck did this happen? my mind is still boggled. you'd think in 2020 with all of our technology and knowledge and money, we'd be able to handle this easily, but here we are.

[Anonymous No.18167707]

Will this be the True Black Monday of 2020???

[Anonymous No.18167710]

>>18167608
It’s on TubiTV for free, i might watch after Accel World. Bretty fun show so far.

[Anonymous No.18167720]

>>18167682
>My dumb shop keeps being posted around
Anyone got any more ideas that would be easy?

[Anonymous No.18167721]

>>18167690
But I can buy 3x as much BF :^[

[Anonymous No.18167733]

>>18167701
Its because the problem was made with our technology

[Anonymous No.18167737]

>>18166468
>...terminated..
:O

[Anonymous No.18167740]

>>18167701
Virtually nothing has changed since 1975.

[Anonymous No.18167743]

>>18167710
cool concept but couldnt get into it. protagonist is a fat retard

[Anonymous No.18167742]

>>18167658
the wall street math magicians knew this would happen

[Anonymous No.18167748]

>>18167720
that photoshop is fantastic no homo

[Anonymous No.18167750]

Half the deaths are in New York and Jersey. Who cares?

[Anonymous No.18167757]

>>18167682
did you just find out about the boom&bust cycle or something? this is literally capitalism in a nutshell.

>good times come
>everybody overleverages thinking <insert asset class here like stocks, housing, etc> can "only go up"
>one day it something happens so it doesn't go up, it goes down.
>it actually goes down kind of a lot
>people freak out and panic sell, which creates more panic selling in response, which snowballs
>market crashes
>recession/depression occurs
>things eventually recover
>good times return
>everyone overleverages again thinking something can only go up

remember "the roaring 20's"? they literally had a roughly decade-long bull run, just like we just had, before everything went to shit because people overleveraged and realized if they didn't get out ASAP they would get turbofucked.

it keeps fucking happening. but it also keeps recovering, remember that, it always comes back. learn how to profit from it.

[Anonymous No.18167763]

>>18167742
almost forgot. priced in.

[Anonymous No.18167772]

>>18167682
The Great Depression was nearly a 100 years ago, so yea, once in a life time.
>inb4 just a flu, this is the bottom, priced in

[Anonymous No.18167777]

>>18167777
>>18167777
>>18167777
fuck trannies


monday is gonna be red

[Anonymous No.18167778]

>>18167570
Reminder that BS and other options pricing strategies solve PDEs around specific points and as such do not reliably extrapolate into the future

[Anonymous No.18167786]

>>18167757
This is why you never sell and only collect dividends

[Anonymous No.18167787]

>>18167750
people from NY and NJ probably care.

But there is no winning with some people. If the virus was spreading in rural places, or just on the west coast or something, you can bet that the NYC people would have a really smug "I told you so" attitude about it.

[Anonymous No.18167793]

>>18167701
Long story short, American are selfish idiotic assholes.

So long as you see people outside running to the store and chatting up their neighbors this won't stop.

So long as you see planes in the sky, the new hot spots won't stop.

Our freedumbs will be our downfall.

Whenever this broke out in China I had a morbid fascination with how the goverment responded, how brutal it was to lock scores of people into apartment buildings for months to fend for themselves.

In the end, they were right, Its the only way to halt this thing. We are fucking idiots for asking out citizens for voluntary self isolation.

There needs to be nothing voluntary about it.

[Anonymous No.18167800]

>>18167658
Fauci is retarded and said itd be fine a.month agi lmao

[Anonymous No.18167803]

All that money and still it didn't help him!

[Anonymous No.18167806]

>>18167777
impresiv. veri nice

[Anonymous No.18167808]

>>18167777

take it easy lad

[Anonymous No.18167815]

>>18167777

[Anonymous No.18167816]

>>18167777

[Anonymous No.18167829]

>>18167803
Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.18167836]

>>18167803
bullish?

[Anonymous No.18167844]

>>18167778
This. Implied vol is 30 points cheaper than realized vol.

[Anonymous No.18167848]

>>18167803
You guys should apply for his job

[Anonymous No.18167850]

>>18167777
the rare quad self-get

[Anonymous No.18167852]

>>18167777
Nice.

[Anonymous No.18167856]

>>18167737
I love cowgirls.... I didn't buy enough, are we going to get another 3000k down day???

[Anonymous No.18167859]

>>18167793
Sorry Chang, things don't work that way in civilized countries. Its up to communities to protect themselves, not the government. Bad communities and stupid actors are purged naturally, the government could never hope to reach such efficiency.

[Anonymous No.18167869]

>>18167742
True, they’ve been consulting with epidemiologists for months, while Donnie was trusting Xi. Which is why I’m concerned tomorrow will actually be green, and will rope in more retail suckers that will be dumped on.

I hope some people remember to take profits if we rally.

>>18167743
I kind of like that... I was a fat retard in middle school too.

[Anonymous No.18167881]

>>18167856
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.18167882]

>>18167803
priced in

[Anonymous No.18167890]

>>18167869
>I kind of like that... I was a fat retard in middle school too.
me too anon...

[Anonymous No.18167891]

>>18167829
Rich guy...lol

[Anonymous No.18167894]

>>18167701
>he doesnt comprehend what exponential growth means
bro do you even nodal analysis?
we were fucked as soon as the first community spread in america was announced, thats basic math

also medicine is kind of a crapshoot compared to most other "modern technologies"

>>18167777
include me in the screencap!

>>18167778
yeah, IV is hard to predict for the future, most online calculators assume its constant, so they give a false sense of simplicity

>>18167787
cant wait for NYC's shit to get pushed in hard tbqh, their government has been smug selfcentered cunts since this whole thing began (not to mention when it should have began few weeks sooner)

t. Mid-Michigan resident

[Anonymous No.18167896]

If Monday is big green I'm unironically going full bull, because apparently literally hundreds of thousands of deaths and the complete shutdown of the real economy is less important than infinite BRRRRRR

If Monday is big red I'm assuming pic related has become reality

[Anonymous No.18167897]

>>18167881
>>18167881
I am so mad I didn't back the truck up on the 18th.

[Anonymous No.18167898]

>>18167800
Pretty sure Dr Fauci thought we couldnt possibly fuck it up as bad as we are.

You are correct, he was wrong in that we can fuck it up this hard.

[Anonymous No.18167902]

Just go long on cheap stocks. A lot of shit is down 70-80%. Way oversold.

[Anonymous No.18167909]

>>18167743
yeah accel world has plenty of the same issues as other video game anime but the fat pig MC at least has justification since its just his self image issue and not what he actually looks like
show didnt get that far into the source material though

[Anonymous No.18167910]

>>18167777
the problem with fucking trannies is, if you the butthole route it's smelly and if you go the neovag route it's also smelly and probably loose. trannies are only good for blowjobs and only if they are passable traps. /biz/ made me gay to that point and there's no turning back.

[Anonymous No.18167911]

>>18167658
>200,000 US citizens may die
its going to be in the millions

[Anonymous No.18167912]

>>18167902
i concur. picked up ba under 100... steal of a lifetime

[Anonymous No.18167914]

Fauci doesn't want people to worry about coronavirus, the danger of which is "just minuscule." But he does want them to take precautions against the "influenza outbreak, which is having its second wave."

[Anonymous No.18167926]

>>18167897
Yeah I got cash ready for cheapies. Gimme gimme. Want to get more PFE if it dips below $30

[Anonymous No.18167928]

>>18167896
what if it's crabbing sideways?

[Anonymous No.18167941]

>>18167658
I think the entire population under 50 is anxious to go out and work/consume and tons of young white guys with jobs have been waiting for an opportunity to invest that’s my simpleton perspective at least

[Anonymous No.18167945]

>>18167707
please be
>>18167896
BASED

[Anonymous No.18167949]

>>18167909
>its just his self image issue and not what he actually looks like
really? i had no idea

[Anonymous No.18167955]

>>18167898
He is redoing his position to pessimism to cover up his miniscule and dont worry predictions from late feb

[Anonymous No.18167956]

>>18167928
The epic struggle between Coronachan and Jerome Powell continues

[Anonymous No.18167962]

>>18167777

[Anonymous No.18167971]

does vaping unironically kill the virus? you're inhaling hot steam into your lungs which should kill the virus in theory, did i just solve the pandemic?

[Anonymous No.18167973]

>>18167912
>P/E ratio of 46.17
>steal of a lifetime
okay retard lol

[Anonymous No.18167982]

Any research suggestions for a guy that has ~$300 to spend?

[Anonymous No.18167984]

>>18167971
vape bleach and find out

[Anonymous No.18167985]

>>18167844
not to mention the fuckery that comes with extremely low volume options

[Anonymous No.18167989]

>>18167786
Dividends get cut you stupid fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18168004]

>>18167973
already made 40k on it... bout to make 100k by the end of april. keep talking

[Anonymous No.18168015]

>tons of "recovered but pozzed again weeks later" incidents popping up
>either you can get reinfected with the same strain, you have it forever like herpes, you stay asymptomatic, or (ironically the most optimistic scenario) you can get infected with other strains but have some antibodies to fight them off
this shit is about to get way worse, fuck depression a new dark ages is incoming lads

[Anonymous No.18168017]

>>18167777
Duden wtf...
How????

[Anonymous No.18168022]

Very bullish imho.

[Anonymous No.18168026]

>>18167777
Alright then

[Anonymous No.18168029]

Trump is gonna start to ease off the Easter date. Layoffs will continue. Checks 4-6 weeks away. New York will escalate, fly over America will begin to make the news. Someone famous will die, a prince maybe a PM.
That's how its gonna go down. My minds eye can only see so far but the vision is clear... buy lnk now

[Anonymous No.18168033]

>>18168004
you haven't gained anything until you sell

[Anonymous No.18168038]

>>18167989

Mine don’t. Buy aristocrats and kings, fool.

[Anonymous No.18168047]

>>18168029
Well. At least it’s not all bad if a celebrity dies.

[Anonymous No.18168056]

>>18168033
whatever dude

[Anonymous No.18168077]

>>18167971
No if anything it may make it worse. Smokers are getting more rekt by it.
>>18167793
Anyone else getting tired of these zoomer commies during babies first global recession? Don't they know that communism is why chinks ate bats and armadillos in the first place? Because there government basically economically forced them? This is retarded. Saying America will turn commie because of recession is like saying Iraq will turn into a Democracy because they went through a war.

[Anonymous No.18168081]

>>18167777

>>18168080
>>18168080
>>18168080

[Anonymous No.18168085]

>broker just sent me an email and it mentioned the BRRR meme
Fucking facebook.

[Anonymous No.18168086]

>>18167982
What are you researching? Stock picks? not with that kind of money. Learn about saving and DCAing. Also read investopedia.

[Anonymous No.18168090]

>>18167894
So Im trying to putting together some linear fits and simple neural nets for daily price action. Not a lot of functions have any predictive power, as expected. What are the methods that institutional quants use?

[Anonymous No.18168092]

>>18168077
that's why i said vaping, not smoking. like vaping weed after you come home from the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.18168096]

Uh let's assume you made $730,000 thanks to Corona. Now what? Divvy blue chippers? I don't wanna lose this shit.

[Anonymous No.18168107]

it's weird being in a position where my only worry is how i can profit off of this event. i live so below my means that i know that i will be fine no matter what, including depression. any other misers in the same spot?

[Anonymous No.18168111]

>>18168085
Screenshottty? What broker?

[Anonymous No.18168118]

>>18168085
post it

[Anonymous No.18168130]

>>18168096
Long GE collect dividends when everything smooths out.

[Anonymous No.18168134]

>>18168096
Mercedes Benz Gucci

[Anonymous No.18168137]

>>18168096
get good companies. apple, microsoft, boeing, intel, ge

[Anonymous No.18168144]

>>18168092
No dummy. If the virus has already gotten in your body and infected you, which it can do through your eyes, nose, mouth, or broken skin, it’s in your cells. So if vaping doesn’t kill enough of your own cells to damn near kill you, it won’t kill enough of your cells to stop replicating the virus. But I like your creativity.

[Anonymous No.18168148]

>>18167982
Spend the next year or so learning how investing works, and saving more money. $300 isn't enough for just about anything. Add a zero to that, then it might be worth talking about. 10k would be better. $300 isn't even enough to bankroll a single evening in Vegas, unless you're playing penny slots.

[Anonymous No.18168153]

>>18167777
Im going to ACTUALLY cap this

[Anonymous No.18168166]

>>18167505
wtf is the difference between a buy and a sell?! someone always gets dollars and someone always gets stock. it's the same thing every time! why can no one answer this?

[Anonymous No.18168173]

>>18168111
>>18168118
eToro. Too lazy for screenshots.

[Anonymous No.18168176]

>>18168096
JNJ, MSFT, KO, PEP, BRKB, and maybe LMT.

I’m beginning to worry if LMT is going to get their space business swooped in by space x and blue origin.

[Anonymous No.18168178]

>>18167710
>Accel World
Good taste. The novels are finally, slowly, approaching conclusion in both Japanese and English.

[Anonymous No.18168180]

>>18168096
GOLD

[Anonymous No.18168182]

>2.8k deaths today

pretty weak desu, TB does 3k almost every day

[Anonymous No.18168188]

>>18168096
Holy fuck, congrats. DCA it into an index fund. Put 20 percent into personal stock picks. You have a fuckton of money. Do not quit your job though. You need something to give your life purpose and to allow this money to grow. You can be very very wealthy if you wait to live off your money for 10 years. Then you can retire with no problem off divvys.

[Anonymous No.18168189]

What does everyone think of airlines? Some have dropped to 2$ per share.

[Anonymous No.18168208]

>oil is gonna wipe me out in 2 hours

[Anonymous No.18168223]

>>18168166
>wtf is the difference between a buy and a sell?!

[Anonymous No.18168225]

>tfw you're not allowed to trade futures

[Anonymous No.18168231]

>>18167634
I’m thinking of buying calls on spy wish me luck bros

[Anonymous No.18168233]

>>18167912
>>18168004
lmao you're more recognizable than a fucking namefag, it's literally only you shilling BA eric

[Anonymous No.18168236]

>>18168208
it aint gonna pump, no worries, also how many times do u have to get burned in order NOT TO HOLD POSITIONS ON A PONZI LIKE OIL OVER WEEKENDS

[Anonymous No.18168243]

>>18168090
combinations of sines and cosines probably

protip: nothing in life is truly linear if you mess with the t-axis's scale

[Anonymous No.18168251]

>>18168107
Roughly the same, except I'm doing pretty bad at profiting on the drop. I'll make bank on the recovery but I'm fucking bad at options. Going to lose all 2k I put into it at this rate.

[Anonymous No.18168259]

>>18168233
its only me shilling ba because /smg/ only knows how to LOSE money. not make it. im trying to help you retards

[Anonymous No.18168271]

>>18168236
I left it on long.... After it rose 20% on me...

[Anonymous No.18168283]

>>18168189
Airlines are shit long term investments but if you just want to hold for a year and unload the stocks on some stupid boomer running a pension fund, you can probably make a bit of money. Government won't let more than one or two of them go under, just to set an example to the rest.

[Anonymous No.18168284]

>>18168090
ARIMA is top tier for equities.

Neural nets don't do that great. Even LSTMs are pretty shit at stonks.

[Anonymous No.18168290]

>>18168243
uh have you looked at a fourier transform of price action? theres almost nothing there

[Anonymous No.18168291]

>>18167896
futures in under 2 hours and we'll know

[Anonymous No.18168293]

>>18168243
extrapolation is a waste on time on prices.
its not digital signal processing

[Anonymous No.18168297]

I'm too lazy to make an image for it but a few days ago the president of Barstool said he was learning how to trade options, and today he got hit with a 167k penalty for trading with funds he didn't actually have lmao

[Anonymous No.18168303]

>>18168259
>Boeing only knows how to LOSE money, not make it
ftfy, you're a boeing bagholder who literally can't explain why he thinks the company will succeed

I asked you three days ago to name a single Boeing project in the last 4 years that wasn't a failure and you still haven't answered

[Anonymous No.18168312]

>>18168271
why would you long when demand is dead? saudis just got "accidentally bombed" by some "rebels" so you might actually make a good profit on opening in 30 mins, otherwise do not long it until virus dies

[Anonymous No.18168320]

>>18168291
why are her hands screwed to her tits

[Anonymous No.18168337]

>>18168297
normie shit but he aight

[Anonymous No.18168338]

>>18168303
look at the 5 year chart zoom zoom. they just got bailed out, too. too big to fail. gov loves them. lots of contracts.

[Anonymous No.18168348]

>>18167777
wuduhfaag.jpeg

[Anonymous No.18168354]

lads check them, green Monday

[Anonymous No.18168355]

>>18168312
Dont long oil until you read about energy companies going bankrupt in the US. THATs when you buy.

[Anonymous No.18168356]

any options trader here? preferably iron condor / butterfly strategies on the daily expirations, any chances i get fucked in case option gets exercised ? seems like a safe bet to collect premiums

[Anonymous No.18168363]

>>18168291
Let's just hope it dumps so I make money

[Anonymous No.18168364]

humanity is so tiring to observe

[Anonymous No.18168369]

>>18168320
Read/Watch Medaka Box.

[Anonymous No.18168376]

>>18168338
Failure breeds failure. They might actually be a good buy at 100 but they are quite a shitty company who have had a lot of fuckups. Also bailouts can fuckup shareholders.

[Anonymous No.18168385]

>>18168338
look at literally any investing guide, literally any page with financials in it, literally any financial advisor

PAST PERFORMANCE DOES NOT PREDICT FUTURE RETURNS

>hurr hurr BA stonk was $400 so it will go back to $400
>lack of demand? failed projects? who cares, the stock chart goes up

[Anonymous No.18168387]

lads, is there anymore brrrrrrr left if it goes red again

[Anonymous No.18168389]

>>18167777
bearchads report

[Anonymous No.18168394]

>>18168303
The old successful Boeing is dead, ever since they moved their HQ away from the engineers into Chicago their managent has lost complete touch with the tech side of things, leading to such short-sighted money grubbing decisions as outsourcing airplane sensor code to fucking pajeets when all the American engineers knew that was a bad idea but management wouldn't listen because they were safe thousands of miles away from Seattle, unless there's some big shake up in management I wouldn't touch that stock with a ten foot pole

[Anonymous No.18168396]

>>18168293
very true, idk i dont use bots to trade

>>18168290
probably because all TA is lagging indicators by definition, and past price movement ≠ future price movement

[Anonymous No.18168400]

>>18168387
Do you not understand what "unlimited" means?

[Anonymous No.18168407]

>>18168389
waiting for crude to open to buy more puts

[Anonymous No.18168411]

>>18168400
Based, nothing to worry about then

[Anonymous No.18168418]

>>18168389
>Believing random number generator

[Anonymous No.18168424]

>>18168389
this is bear hunting season. you all fell for the bear trap on monday and friday. idiots

[Anonymous No.18168435]

>>18168418
>not praying to RNGesus
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18168444]

Thanks everyone.

>>18168188
Is there a reason why you're the only one recommending an index fund? I don't understand why I wouldn't just buy MSFT and so on like everyone else mentioned. Keep in mind I'm not a clever man and just got lucky.

[Anonymous No.18168445]

>>18168356
Credit spreads and covered calls are your best bets if you want to collect premium. If you want to set up Iron Condors or Strangles you need to be looking at volatility, ICs for when you think volatility will decrease, Strangles for when you think it will increase.

[Anonymous No.18168455]

>>18167973
>PE ratio is the only way to evaluate a company
lol, found the redditor

[Anonymous No.18168459]

>>18168444
you have boomer money so you may want to read boomer investing 101 in the OP

[Anonymous No.18168460]

For people that are counting on bailouts for big failing companies: REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO GM SHAREHOLDERS.

[Anonymous No.18168467]

>>18167971
if the vapour was delivering that much heat your mouth, throat and lungs would be cooked within a week

[Anonymous No.18168471]

>>18168444
People here have shorter horizons. I also advocate for the index soup; heavily diversify ETFs and check again in a couple months. I don't give a shit about hypothetical 200%, just a cozy 10% is nice.

[Anonymous No.18168477]

>>18168444
he's the most reasonable and conservative, the real answer is "don't fucking listen to /biz/ for any money over five figures, go to your bank and talk to an actual advisor"

if you want to pick individual stocks I'd go for institutions that aren't actually hit by coronavirus but took a nice price cut anyways during the selloff, like Brookfield, Lockheed, Berkshire, etc.

[Anonymous No.18168479]

>>18168396
>past price movement ≠ future price movement

that's not how it works you fucking idiot. you know the past and the present and you calculate the probability that price will continue doing what it's doing in the present. why is this so hard for some of you fuckers to understand, it's not complicated. it's why you have a predetermined risk on every trade, because it's not 100% accurate, but it doesn't have to be 100% accurate to be PROFITABLE which is all that matters.

check out the yt channel "chat with traders" some time, learn you a thing or two.

[Anonymous No.18168485]

>>18168460
No I don't I was like 12 and stupid at the time and there was a lot of ff12 to get through
What happened to them

[Anonymous No.18168504]

>>18168455
By what measure is Boeing a good investment right now?

>>18168485
GM stock went to $0 and the shareholders got nothing

[Anonymous No.18168508]

here's my retarded OC for today, enjoy

[Anonymous No.18168530]

>>18167687
How can a brand new deadly virus still in the exponential phase be priced in?
Makes ZERO sense

[Anonymous No.18168534]

>>18168445
i think ill stick with credit spreads for now, my rule of thumb is IV 57 for buying volatility and 95 for selling, but again, im new to this, once vix drops i will only do iron condors

[Anonymous No.18168547]

>>18168530
dont question it

[Anonymous No.18168556]

>>18168444

ETFs just track the market. So when the market is going to go down another 50-75% you are just going to go down with it with an ETF. So why hold an ETF in a bear market, makes no sense.

DCAing into ETFs and just hodling them indefinitely its boomer investing. Where you just pray that long term, they will not only go up but significantly beat inflation. That works when you start out in the 50s where no one owns stocks. Now most americans own stocks and most of their savings are in stocks.

There is no growth left long term for stocks. They are just going to slowly die or just go up due to inflation.

[Anonymous No.18168564]

Lets say you buy Swppx (S&P 500 fund). You dump 540.00 into it to start. Each year you dump 1000.00 more into it. You do this for 26 years. Assuming an 8% return over all that time your left with 90,344.00 after 26 years. Which divided by 12 gives you 7528 a month to live from. This is just an example.

[Anonymous No.18168566]

When do tomorrow's starting prices come out?

[Anonymous No.18168570]

>>18168444
Checked. Index funds are THE best long term investment for most people. Plus the fact you're gonna be buying at a discount. Almost zero risk and returns of 7%. You don't need to do anything special, you have already hit the lotto. In 10 years this will be a million dollar plus nest egg.

>https://www.calculator.net/investment-calculator.html

Play around with this. You will have a fuckton of money. Investing in individual stocks runs a risk of losing money while investing in ETFs over the long term literally is foolproof. Take 100k or whatever and buy some large cap stocks of your choosing. If you wanna play with options use only 10k of that money. You want to preserve capital and grow it. You do not need a 10x overnight. The biggest mistake people who make tons of money gambling or trading is believing their luck will continue. You sound reasonable though, play this safe and your children and grandchildren will thank you. Congrats bro.

[Anonymous No.18168571]

>>18168508
how do we protect ourselves against hyperinflation in the long term?

[Anonymous No.18168587]

>>18168571
Leverage yourself to the tits so your loans become meaningless but you get to keep whatever the fuck you bought with them.

[Anonymous No.18168595]

INCREASINGLY SHINY CYLINDERS

BUY TESLA STOCK BECAUSE WE CAN'T BUY SPACEX

[Anonymous No.18168599]

>>18168570
>>18168471
>>18168477
>>18168459
>>18168444
Checked
Generally I would recommend index funds, but this TRULY is unprecedented territory. I don’t want to own indexes that hold companies with bad balance sheets. I’m even considering ditching some of my VTSAX, which is practically sacrilege. I think there may be ETFs and and actively managed funds that are likely to outperform.

Here, I like this take on it:

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-03-28/coronavirus-don-t-read-too-much-into-stocks-sudden-rebound

That said, I think it’s perfectly fine to put a good chunk into something like VTSAX. But I’m leaning towards VDIGX right now, and am looking for funds that are focused on quality and good balance sheets.

>>18168364
Then you’re watching the wrong pornography

>>18168376
Also this

>>18168556
>doesn’t know the difference between ETFs and index funds
I don’t see why anyone should be taking your advice.

[Anonymous No.18168609]

>>18168444
index funds are not ideal if you can afford to make a basket of bluechip stocks on your own

only real challenge to this is you have to pay attention vaguely to what the market is doing, while index funds are for people who dont even know what a stock is

[Anonymous No.18168613]

>>18167505
I wanna sniff her butt

[Anonymous No.18168619]

>>18168587
Hey wait a minute isn't that basically what the Fed is enabling and encouraging companies and banks to do right now

[Anonymous No.18168627]

>>18168595
Based /sfg/ poster, Starlink IPO is gonna be nice

[Anonymous No.18168629]

>>18168613
>DrZzz
Great id.
I'd do too, even if misfortune befalls me.

[Anonymous No.18168631]

if we go into a virus-made depression will real estate prices go down? i'm sick of living with my mom but I don't want to be a rentcuck

[Anonymous No.18168639]

>>18168619
more like it's what our entire economy has been based on for the last 40 years

[Anonymous No.18168641]

GREEN MONDAY

[Anonymous No.18168645]

Monday will be green. Max one percent though

[Anonymous No.18168660]

Based green Monday brrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18168666]

Trump won't let the market collapse further

[Anonymous No.18168667]

>>18168631
yes in theory, but the fed and govt will likely step in to prevent it

[Anonymous No.18168671]

>>18168534
If you wait for VIX to drop it’s already to late for an IC. You have to move into the position based on the direction of VIX.

[Anonymous No.18168676]

>>18168619
>>18168639
I think the Fed is actually enabling leveraged companies and the shadow banking industry to deleverage rather than collapse like a Lehman or bear Stearns.

[Anonymous No.18168678]

>>18168599

Your nitpicking on technical terms but you clearly don't know the difference if you think indexes "hold" anything. Index is just some calculation based on something. ETF is an exchange traded fund, it has nothing to do whether its actively managed or not. You can have an ETF for anything, S&P500 (SPY), or corn futures or shit or w/e. Index funds are just mutual funds that track an index instead of being actively managed.

[Anonymous No.18168685]

>>18168667
so are we just going full on socialism where previous loans mean nothing?

[Anonymous No.18168687]

>>18168599
>>18168444
https://investor.vanguard.com/mutual-funds/profile/overview/VTSAX/portfolio-holdings
Look through these companies, don't see too many zombies in here. Just Boeing.
Also buy Brookfield(BAM)

[Anonymous No.18168688]

>>18168666
more like cramer won't let the market collapse further. the media is what really matters in this situation and i've already been watching them calling the bottom and talking about what stocks are good buys now.

[Anonymous No.18168694]

>>18168619
I want this corona mess to go away. I’ve been sick three times in the past 8 weeks and I recovered.
I’m tired of seeing a net of -20% drops every two weeks

[Anonymous No.18168698]

>>18168641
>>18168645
>>18168660
>>18168666

[Anonymous No.18168707]

>>18168627
>Starlink IPO is gonna be nice
I cant wait for that either. Any announcement as to the date? I feel like it was years away they said.

[Anonymous No.18168720]

>>18168641
>>18168645
>>18168660
>>18168666
time to stop posting

[Anonymous No.18168728]

>>18168698
YOU JELLY BRO YOU MAD

*SWIGGLY TROLL ARMS*

...U MAD YOU JELLY?

[Anonymous No.18168731]

>>18168556
>Now most americans own stocks
Most Americans can’t afford a $500 emergency and live paycheck to paycheck. Most Americans also don’t have the quantitative reasoning skills to invest either. Feel proud /smg/ you are indeed the blessed minority just for being here, yes even you my $500 Robinhood account friends.

[Anonymous No.18168745]

>>18168685
only in the sense that taxpayers will pay them

[Anonymous No.18168746]

>>18168720
>16 posts by this user

Oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.18168751]

is a Central Park field hospital a bearish or bullish indicator?

[Anonymous No.18168752]

>>18168666
is Trump supported by satan trips?

[Anonymous No.18168759]

>>18168631
It’s not like you’re bringing girls home anyway stay with your mum

[Anonymous No.18168765]

>>18168566
The fuck are you asking?

[Anonymous No.18168784]

>>18168751
Bullish, but already priced in either way

[Anonymous No.18168789]

>>18167557
I was using robinhood but recommend TD ameritrade. Fuck robinhood's outages

[Anonymous No.18168790]

based fiscal conservative

[Anonymous No.18168802]

>>18168790
I couldn't love that man any more.

[Anonymous No.18168805]

>>18168631
enjoy being a rentcuck to a bank

[Anonymous No.18168806]

>>18168707
Yeah thats the bad part, it'll already be well known by then. Tesla is probably the next best thing honestly. I see them being heavily integrated into SpaceX operations in the future. Their batteries already being used on starship. Gonna start accumulating tesla on dips into the 300s.

[Anonymous No.18168820]

>>18168631
Live with your folks as long as possible and BUY IT. If you don’t have to pay rent and you aren’t in the position where you need a house (IE being married with a kid) then stay fucking put.

[Anonymous No.18168823]

>>18168790
finally
talking about the real issues at hand

[Anonymous No.18168824]

>>18167570
If you know what a partial derivative is you would understand that most of the greeks are useless

[Anonymous No.18168827]

>>18168790
he literally can't stop saying dumb shit. stop talking about random celebs and start fixing the virus you dumb fat orange cunt.

[Anonymous No.18168841]

>>18168790
IT'S RAEL!!
RACE TRAITORS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18168845]

>>18168790
he truly is a seethe machine

[Anonymous No.18168852]

>>18168564
You invested in January 2007 and sold today. Your effective annual return was 2.5% inflation adjusted

You invested in January 2000. Your effective annual return was 0.7%

You invested any January in 2017-2020 and your return was negative.

Fuck, you invested in 1969 and your return was only 2.5% a year despite the fucking tech boom and industrialization.

[Anonymous No.18168854]

>>18167985
Man ive had to deal with what wide spreads on bid and ask. Find it odd that i usually have to buy options at above mid but can usuallu only sell them for below mid. Almost as if im just trading with computers.

[Anonymous No.18168860]

>>18168827
calm down. What do you want him to do post an executive order forcing SARS-CoV-2 to cease and desist?

[Anonymous No.18168862]

>>18168790
key

[Anonymous No.18168870]

>>18168824
still fun though, especially when one turns out to be useful after all!

>>18168854
>Almost as if im just trading with computers.
yeah, almost...

[Anonymous No.18168871]

>>18168845
my favorite part is when he overuses exclamation points! and BIG LETTERS! 4D chess amirite?

[Anonymous No.18168874]

>>18168790
>Its real
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED!

[Anonymous No.18168882]

Thanks again for all the advice.

I think I will sleep on this for a week because I'm honestly still feeling quite paralyzed. I won't quit my job but don't get mad at me if I decide against index funds. On first sight I don't see the advantage of choosing a mixed bag over proven winners like Microsoft, McDonald's and others I trust.

[Anonymous No.18168887]

>>18168852
Inflation adjusted return is 6-7%

[Anonymous No.18168900]

+0,04%

Futures green lol

[Anonymous No.18168903]

>>18168790
Based. I still don't understand what the fuck happened there, did that nigger successfully turn a prince into some c uckold wanting to do Hollywood movies?

[Anonymous No.18168904]

>>18167505
SQQQbros, did you sell on friday?

[Anonymous No.18168905]

>>18168871
just relax and enjoy the show.

[Anonymous No.18168908]

>>18168860
i'd settle for only tweeting about things besides what progress is being made on nCoV in all honesty. ideally i'd want to feel like he really took this seriously and his attention was fully focused on that, undistracted.

but no. THEY MUST PAY!

[Anonymous No.18168930]

>>18168904
No, is it looking bad?

[Anonymous No.18168932]

>>18168905
i was enjoying the show for the rest of his presidency that didn't include a worldwide pandemic global economic meltdown, anon. times have changed, turns out things are just a *tad* more serious now.

[Anonymous No.18168939]

>>18168882
Look at VTSAX's holdings and read up on Investopedia
Here is a list of nice stocks if you decide otherwise. Good luck anon

Tech-
FB
APPL
GOOGL
MSFT
TSLA
SWKS

Food
MCD
SBUX
KO

Asset managers
BIP
BAM

Energy and renewables
BER
NEE
CVX

Travel
CCL
DAL
UBER

Defense/Aerospace
LMT
NOC
RTN

[Anonymous No.18168947]

>>18168827
What a pathetic statist, begging a man he hates to save him from a nothingburger because he cannot imagine having the agency to accomplish anything by his own power and will.

[Anonymous No.18168952]

The biggest thing to help build a nice wealth egg later in life is to not be in debt. The more your forced to fork out of your pay on bills,debt payments, the less your left with to save/invest. The other is time. More you got in front of you the better you are v.s behind you. I'd say 40 is the halfway mark if you ain't jumped in yet. Even then at 40 you need a nice seed wad to kick start things. If this will be just an extra layer of income, not the main, then the seed wad amount don't gotta be much.

[Anonymous No.18168973]

http://archive.vn/64WfT

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/05/10/top-white-house-official-in-charge-of-pandemic-response-exits-abruptly/

is this 2018 article bullish??

>>18168687
>Look through these companies
3521 Holdings
...no thanks
That's kind of my point, it's a total market fund so it aims to own everything. It's spreading out risk but I don't know how many of those tinier companies are actually shit that's going to tank.

>>18168852
The point with that kind of investing is you have a job and keep buying. When it tanks, it's just an opportunity to buy more. It's also generally used in 60/40 portfolios, but most of us hate bonds. However that would've protected you fairly well from this downturn, especially if you're older and have been adjusting accordingly.

>>18168678
Weelllllllllll etf's like SPY are also index funds, but it doesn't really matter. I don't think your perspective on stocks is super helpful though, unless the global economy will truly never recover.

>>18168904
Yeah fuck triple leverage, I'm on team TWM now.

[Anonymous No.18168977]

>>18168396
i still agree with
>>18168479

there is ta astrology and there is statistical ta. most people are too lazy to multiply their chances though and go all in on one ta signal which is just stupid and will guarantee failure.

[Anonymous No.18168979]

>>18168900
wtf i thought futures open in a hour?

[Anonymous No.18168982]

>>18168908
lmao he is the executive branch what the fuck do you think he has power over?
Already made a federal recommendation on what to do, the way the power structure is constructed you should be pissed off at Blumenthal in New York.

Imagine criticizing both sides.
>TRUMP IS LITERALLY A FASCIST WE MUST STOP HIM AT ALL COSTS.
>OMG TRUMP IS NOT SHUTTING THE FUCKING COUNTRY DOWN AND INSTILLING A MARTIAL LAW QUARANTINE
Shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.18168984]

>>18168947
>nothingburger
Are retards still at this stage?

[Anonymous No.18168985]

>>18167548

[Anonymous No.18168986]

>>18168903
Yep. She dug her claws into Harry. Harry became a whipped cück. She waved it in the Queens face who never liked her. She got greedy and wanted more from the crown. So the Queen exiled them, rightly so. Based Queenie taking out the trash.

[Anonymous No.18168995]

>>18168900
What? Where?

[Anonymous No.18169008]

Can't wait to get bogged again this week

[Anonymous No.18169010]

>>18168930
Futures out in under an hour. So dont know for sure yet.

[Anonymous No.18169013]

>>18168986
the queen is such a chad

[Anonymous No.18169016]

>>18168900
Jerome, you posted early you faggot fed kike

[Anonymous No.18169023]

>>18168985

[Anonymous No.18169029]

>>18168984
If you're old, you're more likely to die than younger people but still have better than even odds of surviving. If you're young you have excellent odds of surviving. Diseases happen, deal with it. The government can't save you from nature.

[Anonymous No.18169050]

>>18168973
Yeah but the point is those small companies are weighted incredibly small, you can always get large cap ETFs that have more concentrated holdings.

[Anonymous No.18169052]

>>18168939
>no WM
>no SMG
>no ultra mega cheap F

not a bad list otherwise, meme FANG's aside (yet somehow no AMZN or NFLX)

>>18168977
probability is still tainted because everyone and their tritterbot knows how to at this point

at the very least you should use Weibull distributions instead of standard normal ones anyways

[Anonymous No.18169063]

>my puts lost money
>my calls lost money
>Fed fucked me from both directions

[Anonymous No.18169069]

>>18169023
Isn't diarrhea a symptom and not a disease?

[Anonymous No.18169078]

>>18168530
Just find the growth rate, multiply by that every day and you get the growth curve. This will keep being accurate until we start seeing the number of new infections drop.

[Anonymous No.18169079]

>>18169063
now you know how you mom feels like

[Anonymous No.18169098]

>>18168986
Leaving your duty and family for some mixed slut.. he's a grown man that doesn't know he got abused hard, that's just sad

[Anonymous No.18169113]

>>18168530
Just print exponentially more money bro

[Anonymous No.18169114]

last weekend hit limit down in 4min. I think we're going for 3 this time

[Anonymous No.18169129]

IT STARTS WITH...
ONE COUGH
MY THROAT FEELS DRY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF I DONT FLY
KEEP THAT IN MIND
AS THE NUMBERS CLIMB
THE STOCK MARKET FLATLINES
ALL I KNOW
TP IS A VALUEABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE RAIDING BEGINS
WATCH JOBS SHUT DOWN BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY
VIRUS TAKES LIFE AWAY
IT'S SO SURREAL
DIDN'T RAID SHOPS BEFORE
WATCH THE STOCK GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU COUGH
I KEPT MYSELF INSIDE
AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
MY LUNGS FELL APART

[Anonymous No.18169132]

Did futures open?

[Anonymous No.18169141]

>>18169132
Your mom's pusy opened

[Anonymous No.18169145]

>>18169098
Just imagine being born as the top .001% of the world and marry the .001% worst of the world and throw away all your benefits. He will be divorced soon because her plan didn't work out, dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.18169152]

>>18169098
His doody...which is what? Operating the world's most expensive taxpayer funded theme park?
Rising rapidly through the military ranks because?
Posing for paparazzi photographs?

[Anonymous No.18169157]

>>18169132
18:00 Eastern time

[Anonymous No.18169158]

>>18167690
Why tho

[Anonymous No.18169160]

>>18169050
I did. My rollover IRA is literally 2 shares of SCHX I nabbed in the dump. Still overpaid though. And even some of the mega caps likely won’t make it if this gets really bad.

[Anonymous No.18169168]

>>18168977
>there is ta astrology and there is statistical ta.

"statistical" TA is really quantitative analysis, i've been trying to get people here to start using QA when referencing stuff using math and hard numbers vs. TA for chart patterns and other subjective shit, but it hasn't caught on yet unfortunately.
my main point though was that it's not about predicting the future. it's about, in essence, how high of a probability there is that price will continue to do what it is doing currently based in past and present data.

[Anonymous No.18169170]

>>18169052
AMZN has not really dipped significantly(still bullish on it and would def consider buying on any big dips), and Netflix has an insane P/E combined with a lot of market saturation and huge expenditures on its "specials" that have been halted due to corona, not liking the balance sheet. Waste management is a good company but again, not a huge dip and not too much potential for growth. Ford is a meme imo, going even lower, falling knife for 2 decades, bronco won't save it, EV F-150 won't save it. APPL has a fuckton of money as well, they could be swooping up lots of promising companies very soon.

[Anonymous No.18169171]

>>18169129
Kek

[Anonymous No.18169178]

>>18169141
GOT EEEEEEEEEM

[Anonymous No.18169184]

Lmao has SNSS tranny killed himself yet?

[Anonymous No.18169193]

>>18169152
Yeah that is pretty much his duty. And to give addresses to the nation when Boris is too stupid to not get infected.

[Anonymous No.18169208]

>>18169168
You know real TA is just math, right? RSI, MA, money flows, it’s more than drawing gay voodoo lines... you sound very poor.

[Anonymous No.18169213]

>>18169160
Based 160 dollar IRA lol

[Anonymous No.18169225]

>>18169152
Maybe being a fucking royal, acting as a representative of the state, managing your estates, raising progeny, and supporting your people and country?

[Anonymous No.18169232]

Buy the dip
Buy the dip
Buy the fucking dip

[Anonymous No.18169233]

>>18167896
>MFW the queen, charles, william, his kids all die to corona and england is ruled by KANG ARCHIE

[Anonymous No.18169245]

>>18169232
the dip ended tuesday... v shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.18169249]

>>18169225
but he's not a royal anymore, so why should he do that?

[Anonymous No.18169257]

>>18169225
Who are some dumbass Germans representative of again

[Anonymous No.18169269]

>>18169208
A number being the result of a calculation, instead of literally pulled out of a hat, does not actually mean anything. If you ask me how many corona deaths there will be a month from now, and I answer 1000 * 1.03^30, that is no more accurate than 2427.
TA astrologists are such brainlets.

[Anonymous No.18169277]

>>18169249
>anymore

[Anonymous No.18169296]

>>18168251
Alright fucker, I'm going to give you the golden ticket. You sell a spy 270 call and buy a 275 one dated for may. Your maximum risk is 500 dollars, your max gain is the difference between the two premiums.A quick look on options profit calculator will net you 192$ if spy closes below 269 on May 1st.(pic related). If you're feeling feisty, you can do the same for puts; buying a 220 put and selling a 225 put. You will gain 121$ now if spy closes above 224. In other words, a closure between 224 < money < 269 gives you 313$ dollars, meaning you risk 500 in order to gain 313$ on both sides. Your max risk now is 500 - 121 on one side and 500 - 192 on the other end.

[Anonymous No.18169307]

>>18169305
>>18169305
>>18169305
new

[Anonymous No.18169309]

>>18169245
what do you think caused the dip in the first place dumbass?

[Anonymous No.18169315]

>>18169213
Eh... I waited to long to get on the 401k plan, and the employer wasn’t in Roth so... yeah, now I have this stupid little account that could double and still be... pretty meaningless!

Shit maybe I should just put it on something risky. Don’t want to sell at a loss now.

[Anonymous No.18169321]

>>18169208
>You know real TA is just math, right?
>"statistical" TA is really quantitative analysis, i've been trying to get people here to start using QA when referencing stuff using math and hard numbers vs. TA for chart patterns and other subjective shit, but it hasn't caught on yet unfortunately.

did you even read my post? you agreed with me, and then called me poor for some reason? the problem is that people see TA and they think "gay voodoo lines" like you say, they don't think about mathematical models of price action and volume over time.

[Anonymous No.18169331]

>>18169296
fuck picture didn't attach

[Anonymous No.18169336]

Through what sites/apps do you guys invest in stocks?

[Anonymous No.18169366]

>>18169336
anything BUT robinhood

[Anonymous No.18169372]

can someone explain what this means?

[Anonymous No.18169381]

>>18169366
Why?

[Anonymous No.18169389]

>>18169331
>implying fixed IV
>projecting a 4 variable equation's outcomes with 2d tables/graphs

>in the year 2010+10

[Anonymous No.18169390]

>>18169331
Not bad.

[Anonymous No.18169395]

>>18169336
I use schwab because that's where I get my RSUs granted. No complaints.

[Anonymous No.18169408]

>>18169381
Because they lose people’s money with server “outages”

[Anonymous No.18169448]

>>18169408
>implying they’re competent thieves and not just Incompetent and/or underprepared coders on days of record volatility and high volume

Even the big brokerages have had troubles like that lately.

How do I get them to send me a rebate check like that other guy?

[Anonymous No.18169499]

>>18168887
maybe hes citing real inflation like housing, medical, education and fuel that are underweighted or absent from reported cpi

[Anonymous No.18169609]

>>18168790
...why can they move freely while I need to jump through visa hoops to even get resident status?

[Anonymous No.18169811]

>>18168904
I've been holding SPXS for like a week and it got demolished wed and thurs then made a little bounceback on Friday. i'm basically betting next week is all red or i'm going to have to sell for a loss

[Anonymous No.18170439]

Don't delay! You can be saved starting on Monday. 0.52 x 4 @ 6.70%. What does your shit bank pay out again, 0.15% if that? The icing on the cake is this. The shares are cheap as hell. (P.S - Got lured by some image some anon uploaded of a revenge hypnosis manga, ended up reading the whole thing. Our hero is a lucky bastard ain't he?)

[Anonymous No.18170526]

>>18168587
Explain this to me, please!