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18162521 No.18162521[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

so since all sub 20 zoomer chads on the beaches are gonna become infertile, who's gonna impregnate all the zoomer girls?

>> No.18162536

>>18162521
Gen X men with money. How do you not now how this works yet?

>> No.18162539

>>18162521
i volunteer as tribute

>> No.18162546

Don’t know, don’t care

>> No.18162554

>>18162536
this anon gets it
the older established folks will just pass around these young hoes like a spliff at woodstock
never felt better being a 35 year old boomer

>> No.18162568

>>18162521
The crypto shut in neets

>> No.18162571

>>18162554
I'm excited for my turn. Just gotta dodge roasties until then.

>> No.18162585

>>18162521
>Implying zoomer chads gives a fuck about having children

>> No.18162584
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18162584

>>18162521
They don't say what the virus will do to your fertility, just that there is a link. Maybe coronavirus will turn me into a fertility god.

>> No.18162596

>>18162571
>excited for my turn
Cuckold post of the decade.

>> No.18162605

>>18162584

>Coronavirus survivors that had mild symptoms have permanent testicle dysfunction
>Effect of SARS-CoV-2 infection upon male gonadal function: A single centerbased study
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.21.20037267v1.full.pdf
>Using the samples, the team looked at the ratio of testosterone to luteinising hormone (T/LH). A low T/LH ratio can be a sign of hypogonadism, which in men is a malfunction of the testicles that could lead to lower sex hormone production.
>The average ratio for the Covid-19 patients was 0.74, about half the normal level.

>> No.18162614

>>18162521
>Also
>FUCK YEAH I CAN FUCK WITHOUT PROTECTION

>> No.18162641

>>18162605
Theres no way this thing wasnt developed in a lab, jesus christ

>> No.18162678

>>18162605
So corona will turn us all into trannies?

>> No.18162721

>>18162605
Just the flu bro

>> No.18162938

>>18162605
We don't know if the virus leads to lower fertility, or if people with lower fertility are more susceptible to virus.

>> No.18162970

>>18162536
/thread
ready to donate x seeds to hot young grills

>> No.18162980

>>18162641
usmil to be precise

>> No.18162996

>>18162521
> who's gonna impregnate all the zoomer girls?
Nobody needs to. A decline in population isn't a bad thing for overcrowded China.

>> No.18163157

If COVID-19 leads to massively decreased fertility across the planet, I say fuck the quarantine!
Were overcrowded as-is.

>> No.18163229

it'll make me infertile? so i'll be able to creampie any girl i can get my hands on? hey, who has some corona they can loan me, i wanna get this "horrible virus" (aka creampier's wet dream) too!

>> No.18163244

>>18162605
>>18162938
Also, the test was conducted not under regular everyday-circumstances. If I would have ben stuck in a hospital for a couple of weeks suffering from a pandemic illness, which makes the whole world go bonkers for weeks and weeks, I would have other things in my head than to make my wifes belly swell again.

Come back if sperm count is affected or people go sterile over this shit. In the meanwhile, my wife and I dont leave the flat and fuck like rabbits. Also she is already pregnant, so...

>> No.18163249

>>18162605
this study has like 10 people sampled.

>> No.18163250

>>18162641
It's just the flu, stop freaking out snowflake.
Back to work

>> No.18163380

>>18162614
Did u read the post above yours? It cut T production in half.

>> No.18163409

>>18162521
Massive population reduction or massive increase in artificial insemination, probably

>> No.18163711

>>18163229
lack of fertility also means lack of sex drive. you wont even want to creampie a girl stupid.

>> No.18163948

So this was all a plot for population reduction by the Chinese government with a sterilizing bioweapon?

>> No.18164109

>>18163249
81 infected were tested, glownigger

>> No.18164117

>>18162521
I'd wondered if this was going to happen

>> No.18164124

>>18162584
when chink scientists state 'theres a link' - its never anything good anon

>> No.18164143

>>18163711
>lack of fertility also means lack of sex drive
*blinks skeptically*

>> No.18164163

>>18162521
Introverts neets will be forced to have sex by the government to ensure survival of the human race.

>> No.18164183

>>18162605
oh boy nature will reduce human population to sustainable levels one way or an other. i guess this is the first gentle tap.

>> No.18164193

>>18163229
if test levels drop you will grow tits and look for people to fuck you in the ass not girls.

>> No.18164199
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18164199

>>18163244
>wife
>kids

>> No.18164200

>>18162521
NEETS

>> No.18164271

>>18162584
>implying you will have sex

>> No.18164281

>>18162521
the above 20 zoomer chads
AKA me

>> No.18164514

>>18164143
what happens to castrated pets? you think youre any different?

>> No.18164554
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18164554

>>18162521
I'll handle it.

>> No.18164580

>>18162521
>>18164281
Im a 20 yo zoomer chad

where do i fit in all this?

>> No.18164627

>>18162596
>excited to be able to fuck hot chicks with impunity when I have money
>cuckold
How exactly?

>> No.18164638

>>18164580
You die

>> No.18164659
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18164659

>tfw already infected
Oh well, I wasn't planning on getting married anyway

>> No.18164707

>>18162521
People who were high IQ enough to take this seriously. Or maybe the girls just dont have kids since Chad won't be able to knock them up. Who knows. We genuinely may be watching a serious genetic culling event. And most normies and MIGAtards wont understand what the fuck is happening until its too late because they're mathematically/scientifically illiterate and think only old people have ACE2 receptors in their testicles.

>> No.18164712

>>18164514
infertile ≠ castration, ie, non-reproductive capability does not necessarily affect sex drive.
That said, its chinks we're talking about. If it additionally makes your dick fall off entirely, well, no-one would be overly surprised

>> No.18164788

I'm also wondering what happens to all the kids that catch and beat the virus? Is there testosterone going to be fucked out the gate? And masses of people are just going to look the other way and say "well the kids aren't dying, so whatever?" Jesus christ, what a timeline.

>> No.18164906

>>18164712
well, I hope youre right. I would like to keep my sex drive at least.

>> No.18164925

Oh no, I've been less horny lately.

>> No.18164954

>>18162521
They'll just fuck even more without a condom. Children are an unwanted byproduct.

>> No.18164963

>>18164281
Congratulations, you're a millenial (according to US census, where boomers are 46-64, genxs 64-82, millenials 82-'00, and zoomers '00-18)

https://www.census.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2015/cb15-113.html..

>> No.18164965

>>18162521
jesus christ did we really just bioweapon ourselves out of existence

>> No.18164971

>>18162521
>2/20/20

>> No.18164977

>>18162521
Not make worry roundeye
Just you eat this tiger penis soup
You be very fertility and make a big sex time

>> No.18164982

>>18162596
>this is my only chance to insult
>failed

>> No.18164985

>>18164707
nicotine is an ACE2 reregulator, right?

If I start smoking 2 packs a day do i get to keep my nuts?

>t. moderate smoker

>> No.18164997

>>18162605
>Cuts test production in half.
All the kids are gonna grow to be super tall now. If you're not 6'4 it's already over.

>> No.18165017

>>18164627
>>>>>>>my turn
That is the cuck part. You waited for other men to fuck first. You’re not supposed to have a ‘turn’ you’re supposed to go get what you want with you first.

>> No.18165018

>>18164977
I ate tiger penis soup
now hair fall out
what is cure please?

>> No.18165031

>>18164963
dont care what the US thinks i am

>> No.18165032

>>18164965
god i hope so

>> No.18165059

https://www.bionews.org.uk/page_148559

Imagine being so retarded that you believe fake news. If it isn't posted in a peer-reviewed scientific journal, it's fake. In b4 /biz/ is so poor and stupid that they don't have access to peer reviewed scientific journal databases.

>B-B-BUT I SAW IT ON /pol/!!!!

Guess what. You're a fucking idiot. People on facebook, twitter, etc also share "meme image news screenshot" shit like this which are baseless and have no scientific validity. But your brain is tiny so to admit you have a tiny brain, reply to this post calling me a glownigger or CDC council member or some other bullshit so you can continue to drown in your own stupidity.

The same people that believe fake news like this actually think BTC is going to crash after the halving. It's not. $37K EOY.

>> No.18165066

>>18164788
>what happens to all the kids that catch and beat the virus? Is there testosterone going to be fucked out the gate?
We will have an entire generation where all the boys become passing trannies.

>> No.18165090

>>18165059
>>18162605
So this isn't a peer reviewed study?

>> No.18165103

>>18162938
>>18163244
As well, I wonder what the 'time since recovered' is for this cohort. it seems like Corona hangs on a lot longer (to the point of sometimes reinfecting or resurging) than people initially though, so it may well be that the patients sampled are not actually fully recovered. Check back in with them in 3 months and see how they're doing.

>> No.18165148

>>18164997
Explain. I don’t get it.

>>18165018
Oooohhhhhhhh no no not a good.
Ok guy for you I make you problem fix
What need is possum tail oil capsule
Take for 2 time in day, with hyena urine
You head make a hair agains
Snak time with rat babby raw might do a good too.

>> No.18165182

>>18165148
I'm not him, but castration usually results in larger adult animals because the growth plates never set. It's not a good thing, as they usually have more joint issues and are prone to obesity and diabetes too.

Actually being a larger member of your species tends to be a liability in all aspects other than social/sexual competition. More diseases, shorter lifespan.

>> No.18165184

Yep, it's over.
Since it requires 1M sperm cells for a single woman to become pregnant that means most white males will be impotent so that leaves only asians and blacks and latino men.
It's over.

>> No.18165218

>>18164163
Haha wouldn't that be something haha...

>> No.18165262

>>18162605
People have low testosterone after being violently ill? Common in most other illnesses. If you had strep, influenza, or mono and were tested immediately after recovery, you would see the same thing.

>> No.18165293

>>18162596
you don’t lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn.