/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18159892]

Bear edition

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/

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>>18157432

[Anonymous No.18159912]

We all know your shame

[Anonymous No.18159916]

Could have at least changed the hentai link while you were at it.

[Anonymous No.18159919]

SQQQ bros, can it reach all time highs again?

[Anonymous No.18159942]

[Anonymous No.18159941]

>>18159919
If you hold a leveraged ETF for years, especially with this uncertainty, then you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.18159978]

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.18159983]

Rate my trade room

[Anonymous No.18159990]

>gonna sell my SQQQ, SPXS and DRV on Monday for a nice profit
>Gonna sit in cash until at DOW <19000 again, then buy LMT, RTN, BRK.B, NET, maybe some AC and various leaf banks
>gonna catch Tesla under $300 if it goes there again
What does /smg/ think

[Anonymous No.18159992]

>>18159978
you've got till may dude why are you even sweating, my shit expires monday

[Anonymous No.18159998]

>>18159990
haha imagine her doing that to your balls

[Anonymous No.18160000]

>>18159992
Ooof dang, lol. I’m just chilling. I just like to post asking for opinions.

[Anonymous No.18160001]

can vix dump hard so i can buy cheaper options yeah thanks

[Anonymous No.18160003]

>>18159919
do you know what price decay is in leveraged ETFs?

do not hold this longer than 2 days, and only then if you expect the ecomomy to TANK like it did 2 weeks ago

DO NOT BUY THIS IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING

[Anonymous No.18160006]

>>18160000

[Anonymous No.18160008]

>>18159983
7/10, too sloppy photoshop

[Anonymous No.18160014]

>>18159983
kawaii kanye 808s tier

[Anonymous No.18160021]

>>18159978
Shit man. How retarded were the fees on those two month out options? Straight up gambling, my friend.

[Anonymous No.18160038]

>>18159983
Straight up Hella Im thinking bbased

[Anonymous No.18160044]

>>18159978
probably fine. thats an insane loss on those tsla puts though, fucking hell

[Anonymous No.18160045]

>>18160021
Yeah the premiums are high, but hey, I’d rather take high risk, and make money, than be low risk and slowly make money.

[Anonymous No.18160061]

please be green tomorrow please be green

please

[Anonymous No.18160063]

>>18160045
based options gambling man

[Anonymous No.18160068]

Why is Microsoft always left out of the FAGMAN stocks?

[Anonymous No.18160077]

>>18159719
Oddly enough, Don talks about every CEO of the big companies but NEVER talks about Buffett.

>>18159718
Buffett acknowledged it was a bad deal. I think they thought kraft was more valuable than it actually was, and it might’ve had some real bad problems like financial stuff hidden away that they didn’t find out about til later. I’m not really sure but I bet some great articles have been written about it.

>>18159854
Nope. Look at the charts. Past relief rallies after major crashes are often 17-20%.

[Anonymous No.18160083]

>>18159892
>https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

[flu=flu, Heinicken "virus" = m(...) No.18160087]

>>18160061

[Anonymous No.18160094]

am i retarded for holding uber and lyft puts for may?

[Anonymous No.18160109]

>>18160068
it's the M o_O
>>18160077
I haven't heard about Buffet or Berskshire at all during this whole snafu, unless you count unsubstantiated rumors they're gonna buy BA with all the cash they've been sitting on

[Anonymous No.18160123]

I’m back.. hope all of you realize we’re about to hit a v shaped recovery. Picked up a bunch of Boeing earlier this week - fantastic return. Very bullish on Boeing and recommend you pick some up while it’s still cheap.

[Anonymous No.18160133]

>>18159919
>can it reach all time highs again?
No that's not how inverse leverage etfs work.

[Anonymous No.18160141]

>>18160123
Alright I suppose

[Anonymous No.18160151]

>>18160141
Get boeing!

[Anonymous No.18160160]

>>18160151
Ok Alright Jeeze

[Anonymous No.18160168]

>muh avigan
>muh remdecivir
>muh chloroquine
If those shit worked people would have already used it widely. They don't work better than generic antivirals and antibiotics (for the weakened immune system) or have significant side effects.

[Anonymous No.18160171]

>>18159892
So, when it comes to brokers, Ameritrade is the best because zero fees and extremely detailed charting for free and Robinhood is the worst due to lack features and selling your data? Please correct me if I'm wrong.
>>18160109
Wasn't it rumored that one of the dead cat bounce days that was especially high was due to MoO and/or Buffett investing literal billions into indexes? I know nothing so I guess that could have been exactly what it sounds like, a rumor.

[Anonymous No.18160172]

>>18160003
cashing out my SQQQ monday

[Anonymous No.18160196]

>>18160171
Huh, I hadn't heard that. Surely if they'd done that news would have gotten out, everyone always knows when they make big buys? I can't find any data on their holdings after 3/03 so I suppose it's possible, I'd just be very surprised if people didn't know.

[Anonymous No.18160202]

>>18160123
>v shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.18160208]

>>18160171
also Ameritrade ThinkOrSwim rules lol, best trading interface in tha world. Very little reason not to be using it now that they've eliminated fees, although Tastyworks has a slightly slicker options interface

[Anonymous No.18160210]

I ordered mountain bike pedals from a store that is five minutes drive from my house. I looked at their corona chan guidelines and it's too much. They say a staff member will greet you at the (locked) front door and provide hand sanitizer for you. Said staff member will then hang around with you entire time. Too much! Too much hazmat procedure for me. What if I go in store and decide not to buy anything? I would feel like a goof and they would be mad at me probably. Send my pedals in the mail thanks that will be fine.

The bike build I start four years ago will be completed! Pic related is frame although mine is orange.

[Anonymous No.18160213]

>>18160151
how likely is it that Boeing will GM v2.0 and screw the stockholders?

[Anonymous No.18160227]

>>18160202
Already discusses this previously... China is getting back to work and this will blow over soon. The market crashed due to a much needed correction. Nothing more nothing less. This corona debacle is a convenient excuse but has little to no impact on whats really going on. Pay attention.

[Anonymous No.18160244]

>>18160227
>>18160123
Oh it's you again lmao

Enjoy eating shit on you Boeing calls Monday

[Anonymous No.18160248]

>>18160227
>has little to no impact
It does. Manufacturing is at lower capacity, sit in restaurants and in-person entertainment like movie theatres getting hit, airlines in deep trouble, oil price down in part because demand is way down.

[Anonymous No.18160253]

>>18160171
Platform instability alone is already enough reason to say Robinhood is the worst platform.

[cunt No.18160262]

>>18159892
>made $300 buying the dip on silver miners
>sell it and buy in to impulsive Ford puts (F 3.5p x30 4/17)
>fuck I really need this economy to shit its self even more
Hope tomorrow is bloody red.

[Anonymous No.18160267]

>>18160227
China is trying to get people back to work but they couldn't. And there are still many unreported asymptomatic patients in China that indicate they're hiding some symptomatic patients somewhere.
And, even if China get back to work, with no one in the world having the mood to buy those things made by them, the economic system would just stopped running

[Anonymous No.18160272]

>>18160244
It’s not too late for you. You can pick up some more calls on Monday. Don’t come crying to me when you see how much you missed out on. I warned you.

[Anonymous No.18160287]

>>18160272
Name one (1) Boeing project in the last 4 years that didn't have a major scandal or failure attached to it

[Anonymous No.18160299]

>>18160287
Their lobbying efforts

[Anonymous No.18160307]

>>18160003
You can hold it a little longer than 2 days ffs

[Anonymous No.18160308]

Are my puts safe?

Etsy is up, planet fitness is down. So basically break even now.

[Anonymous No.18160314]

is it a good time to start buying into the market again? I had to sell my IRA bc i started working at EY and it's been sitting in a money market since october

[Anonymous No.18160315]

>>18160287
Every company has these... look at all the crap bezos and zucker get. Doesn’t seem to affect their companies stock much. It doesn’t matter. AND they’re getting bailed out. I bought in when they were at 150 and cashed out near 400. NOT missing out on another opportunity here. You would be wise to do the same.

[cunt No.18160320]

>>18160308
most likely yes

[Anonymous No.18160328]

>>18160299
fucking kek
>>18160314
I'd wait a couple weeks and let's see what happens. That being said there are certainly worse times to buy than now if you plan on holding for years and years

[Anonymous No.18160333]

I'm currently in the process of building an animal crossing town where all the citizens are bulls and all the trees have 10,000 bells. There's one bear who I have trapped in the middle, surrounded by barbed wire. I throw trash at him daily.

[Anonymous No.18160337]

>>18160320
Options are really stressful. I prefer picking good companies long with financial statements and growth. But that isn't possible right now, so I'll do my trading until what I want gets dirt cheap.

[Anonymous No.18160339]

>>18160315
>he can't name a single boeing project that wasn't a pajeet code ridden, wrenches-in-the-gas-tanks failure
BA 69p 4/20

[Anonymous No.18160353]

Sell puts at open or let them ride? Have 1 expiring friday.

[Anonymous No.18160372]

>>18160353
flip a coin

[Anonymous No.18160375]

>>18160339
Idiot. You will be humbled this week.

[Anonymous No.18160381]

>>18160339
>pajeet code
Shittiest pile of garbage
t. pajeet

[Anonymous No.18160390]

>>18160375
You sound really emotionally invested in Boeing succeeding despite itself. That's not smart investing. What do you see in Boeing's future that justifies a near or mid term $400 stock price?

[Anonymous No.18160396]

>>18160339
drawing corona-chan with anything other than black hair is stupid because chinese only have black hair

[Anonymous No.18160409]

>>18160353
If you say that we do not ride I'll tan you're fucking hide, RIDE!

[Anonymous No.18160413]

>>18160396
I actually agree with this

[Anonymous No.18160414]

>>18160227
Normies and retards have been conditioned by the status quo of news items being forgotten after 1-2 weeks and being replaced by the next 'big story', never to be spoken of again. They don't have the attention span to even begin to imagine how something like this could linger in their lives for any longer than that.

This virus shit isn't going away. Retards seem to think that because china has no new infections, that it means they've solved the problem. Similarly, other retards seem to think that china must be faking their numbers, because it's impossible that they could have no new infections. This is because retards don't understand how exponential functions work. When the exponent <1, the function approaches 0 very rapidly, just as rapidly as it explodes to infinity when the exponent is >1. China have imposed draconian restrictions on movement that have reduced the R0 to less than 1, and held it there for a long enough period of time that they've effectively halted the spread of the virus. As soon as these restrictions are lifted, the virus will pick up again and begin to spread exponentially once more, and the govt will have to step in and impose restrictions again. On and on this will repeat.

We will be going into and out of lockdown for the next ~6 months at least, until 40-50% of the population have been infected and have immunity, or a vaccine is developed and mass produced, whichever comes first. This is our life now, this shit isn't going away, it's absolutely going to plunge us into a global recession, and don't let deluded bulltards like this guy convince you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18160420]

>>18160308
Why would you get puts vs Etsy when people now have infinite time at home to peddle shit?

[Anonymous No.18160421]

>>18160396
The different hair colors were originally used to represent the S and L strains

[Anonymous No.18160428]

>>18160396
>caring about anime hair colors
How's it feel to be a retard?

[Anonymous No.18160430]

>>18160353
Options decay shockingly fast. If you were green on Friday close, you're going to be far less green on Monday open. I'm speculation a big dump followed by crabbing. If the dump happens, pick a point and sell on it. And grab another position. If we shoot up because clown market, then hold and pray for it to drop back down by end of day. In any case, you're almost certainly best off closing that put by EOD.

[Anonymous No.18160442]

>>18160421
that's less important than having her represent the people that caused the outbreak

>>18160428
what is worth caring more about?

[Anonymous No.18160445]

>>18160227
lol the cope

[Anonymous No.18160453]

>>18159892
Kuma kuma kuma bear got animated?

[Anonymous No.18160457]

>>18160442
If you're so autistic that the bat wings and CCP flag dress aren't enough for you then idk what to say

[Anonymous No.18160458]

>>18160227
See you on tuesday faggot.

[Anonymous No.18160469]

I unironically have severe edibles withdrawal my heart, my heart feels like it's about to blow.

Smoked a joint, only helps a little. Wat do?

[Anonymous No.18160470]

>>18160414
This

[Anonymous No.18160479]

>>18160469
take a tolerance break retard and stop eating so many edibles

keep smoking though, it shows you're a willing sacrifice and this pleases coronachan

[Anonymous No.18160481]

>>18160469
is that even a real thing lol

[Anonymous No.18160487]

>>18160469
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18160501]

>>18160481
Yeah if you go full retard with edibles it is, really not a fun spot to be in but I'll manage for now.

[Anonymous No.18160503]

I'm so backed up bros, can't even call over an escort. I can't last another week inside my house FUARK.

[Anonymous No.18160509]

guys I think I have a crush on a pandemic

[Anonymous No.18160510]

>>18160469
weed is bad for you dude

[Anonymous No.18160521]

>>18160509
FotM bullshit

I LOVE EBOLA-CHAN

[Anonymous No.18160527]

>>18160501
were you eating weed multiple times every day? was it fun?

if you drink lots of water, is it ok?
I've never even heard of something like that

[Anonymous No.18160536]

>>18160521
>barely five digit kill count against niggos with literally no health system

[Anonymous No.18160551]

>>18160536
imagine if we had a pandemic with the spread of this one and the killing power and violence of ebola....
that really would be a bad situation

[Anonymous No.18160554]

>>18160527
I stuffed my face with weed muffins and homemade weed milk. Now I have shivers and my heart feels funny HOWEVER, I prefer it to a hangover so far.

The joint helped, fight fire with fire I guess.

[Anonymous No.18160568]

>>18160551
I would rather not

[Anonymous No.18160583]

What's the twist for Monday bros?
Will we find out the green dildo was inside us the whole time?

[Anonymous No.18160591]

>>18160583
glitch in the matrix
no trading allowed until August

[Anonymous No.18160596]

>>18160503
chill normie. start a new video game or some shit.

[Anonymous No.18160614]

>>18160583
plot twist: things are not actually back to normal in China

[Anonymous No.18160646]

>>18160420
Because sales are down a lot. Also I'm usually long etsy, so I understand the company better than most every other one.

[Anonymous No.18160654]

>>18160596
I'm waiting for bannerlord but that's still 3 days away.

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18160663]

>>18160614
plot twist: nothing will ever be normal again

[Anonymous No.18160682]

>>18160663
Absolutely true, nobody's been talking about it because they're not publically traded but in the middle of this massive shitstorm SpaceX is happily moving forward with Starship SN3

[Anonymous No.18160702]

>>18160682
And maybe by version 10 they will actually be close to actually flying.

[Anonymous No.18160717]

>>18160702
And SLS still won't be

[Anonymous No.18160731]

>>18160663
2016, huh? I guess I'm a little behind the times.
Where would one learn more about such a... technological feat?

[Anonymous No.18160741]

>>18160583
Green dildo factory was shut down due to Corona-chan, I'm afraid. Nothing in stock but downward pointing red dildos.

[Anonymous No.18160776]

>>18160003
I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m VERY tempted to buy DRV. I wish it were only 2x leverage, that seems much more sane to me.

Going with TWM as my play, how do you feel about that?

[Anonymous No.18160778]

>>18160741
Monday will be green still bobro, but the pumps were getting more and more anemic. If monday closes green less than 5% that means it's time to go full short.

[Anonymous No.18160803]

>>18160196
I haven’t heard that either, only that buffett said he was going to start buying when we were selling off super hard. Also something about this being the type of opportunity he’s been waiting for decades for.

I doubt “start buying” v saw means the big numbers that other anon was claiming.

[Anonymous No.18160843]

at this point both apple and amazn have enough cash to buy a large stake in boeing as well as take over an entire airliner. strong companies can do a lot here but they don't want to because they know this is controlled demolition, and want to leave it up to the gov to bailout. all these rich fags are suddenly quiet. where is mike bloomberg with his donations in helping his home state of NY? amazon and apple CEOs can donate to their favorite 3rd world charities but when it comes to helping actual americans they're silent.

[Anonymous No.18160859]

>>18160778
Monday will open red around -0.80% to -1.5% then a weak pump to close green around +0.50 to +1.2% across major US indices. then more drops as "death toll" goes up on tues-thurs. another miracle stimulus pump on friday. biggest bailout ever. this is just the beginning. i witnessed each day of the 2008-2010 panic, which lasted 2 years.

[Anonymous No.18160890]

some of you reveal your newfaggotry if you think this decline will end after 4-6 weeks. this downtrend will last at least 3-4 years. of course there will be mini-pumps along the way. look how volatile everything has gotten. we're in for a very bumpy ride and it's just starting. the only reason dems are cooperating with trump now is because they don't want to risk *not* cooperating with trump. the panic has gotten out of hand and they are scared. they know many people are on trump's side. they know that when the rule of law breaks down, it will be dems who are targeted first by the mob. for some reason, politicians can't just fuck off to their bunkers just yet. which leads me to believe that goyrona is fake, or it's not as contagious as it was made out to be.

everything is still overvalued, including real estate, stocks, btc, and pussy.

[Anonymous No.18160903]

>>18160890
>and pussy.
had a laff

[Anonymous No.18160906]

>>18160890
another piece of evidence that goyrona is fake:
all the initial reported cases and deaths were 65+ year olds. then people pointed that out. so they shifted the narrative to say younger people can get it too. and now they are saying even babies and kids have died from it. they want us afraid and panicking, but they also want us shuttered indoors, off the streets.

goyvid-19 completely silenced major protests around the world, including the HK and yellow vest ones in France.

[Anonymous No.18160922]

>>18160906
They're literally rioting in Hubei right now...

[Anonymous No.18160930]

>>18160903
young SLUTS get paid $100K - $2M per year just to flaunt there twats online. some FAGGOTS are making $200k-$400k per year as sillycon valley programmers. and worst of all, there are diversity hires who are "Chief Executive of Diversity" who get paid millions just to make sure the token jamal gets hired. meanwhile, joe schmo crawls through pipes and crevices to dig for coal, or repair sewer leaks, or haul trash, to barely make a living wage. the whole system is fucked. and guess who is expected to continue working during the pandemic...once again, the essential workers who keep society going, but are paid shit and have no job security.

[Anonymous No.18160934]

>>18160906

[Anonymous No.18160938]

>>18160922
by the time you and i saw those hubei riot videos, they were already dispersed and arrested.

[Anonymous No.18160962]

>>18160890
>everything is still overvalued, including real estate, stocks, btc, and pussy.
You forgot the biggest bubble.
The US dollar
>at least 3-4 years
No idea. The Fed is artificially inflating the market and all politicians (R, D same thing) will try to prolong the suffering.
It might be over in 6 months. It might be over in 6 years.
>>18160859
I was too young sadly. I will use this as a learning experience
>>18160061
I expect crabbing at -3% or so. Which in todays world is nothing

[Anonymous No.18160964]

>>18160930
i commented because i think its true, im on the same page, if that didnt come across

[Anonymous No.18160971]

>>18160859
this makes absolutely no sense, we are moving up and down at least 4% each day and now you wanna tell us max 0,7% spread in both ratios?

[Anonymous No.18160979]

>>18160922
difference between china and france is that china won't run out of cops and military, because chinese cops/mil will value their self-interest above sympathizing with their fellow chink protestors.

with france, shit was starting to get serious as the firefighters went up against the cops, and the military are probably more sympathetic to their fellow french than to macron. it was getting down to the point where fewer cops and mil were willing to go all out against the protesters. there are vids of cops getting btfo by protestors too. thus macron had to hire non-french thugs who wore the black outfits, if you recall, because they were neither cops or military. they looked like tunisian/moroccan muslims. remember that there was also a big push for an EU army. they want an EU army of mixed nationalities to crush nationalist protests. but now with this memeflu, there is no talk of EU army or protests. the fear of getting sick was enough to quiet everyone.

same goes with italy, there was increasing tension between the african migrants and the italian locals. remember all those african NGO boats that were trying to get to italy and spain.

[Anonymous No.18160999]

>>18160971
it would be too predictable if it was green, red, green, red, by 4% each day. note that there were a couple 2-day greens and 2-day reds, and some mild days. i'm just talking about monday and rest of week. i believe there will be big swings plus minus 3-4% between tues-thurs then another attempt to pump on friday. a lot of negative sentiment about oil and goyvid already priced in. at most you'll see -1% monday if i'm wrong about it closing green. remember, there's a lot of idiots still out there trying to "get cheapies".

[Anonymous No.18161008]

>>18160083
lmao. Nobody has ever caught this. lolololololololol
Nice find. Upvote

[Anonymous No.18161024]

>>18160979
if the virus is real, and if it indeed spreads rapidly in dense prison populations, then this benefits fags like macron and xi, as they probably have high numbers of protestors still in jail who will die from the wuflu. if the virus is fake, it still benefits them because smaller protests get easily crushed or don't happen at all.

in US, i guess you can say it helps trump because antifa won't assemble, but last i checked antifa was already dying down due to them making themselves look bad. i wish the memeflu was real, and happened at the same time as those women's marches.

[Anonymous No.18161029]

>>18159998
What if you were both outside and it was 40 degrees F and she had one hand on an icepack and one on a hand warmer before she plays with your balls?

[Anonymous No.18161030]

Any free real time option chain Greek calculators available?

At worst I'll have to write my own.

[Anonymous No.18161082]

>>18160930
The least problem we have is these diversity twats or the /pol/ fags reeeeing about it.

But I agree taht we need reforms or even a revolution and overthrow of the current system of wealth distribution. Bezos alone probably has more wealth than the first 50-60 percentiles of Americans combined. A third of them being indebted down to their ass. That is not healthy and if the system will not get fixed the people will attempt to fix it.

But the stale west is not ready for such a revolution yet. Maybe this will change some minds now. We can only hope.

[Anonymous No.18161098]

>>18161082
Die commie scum

[Anonymous No.18161113]

>>18160930
>joe schmo crawls through pipes and crevices to dig for coal
Should have gotton a better job.
Stop crying and learn something.

[Anonymous No.18161190]

>>18161098
Communism is just as bad as the corrupt perversion of capitalism we have now.
Capitalism becomes shit when the system itself can be bought with the money earned through it.

Once automation hits we might require a completely new system.
>>18161113
Not everyone is smart, not everyone has a passion for AI technology or chips manufacturing.
A simple worker should get paid enough for a simple but good family life. If he does not it always turned out shit for the people/nations around it. Nations feared to end wars because the returning unemployed soldiers would loot the towns. Telling them to get a job did not help much.

[Anonymous No.18161211]

>>18161082
The corporate communist niggers have already guaranteed that we will get a literal unironic socialist in the White House in 2024 due to mass immigration and Shaniqua's babies subsidizing. But hey, they got more zeroes on their computer screens and that's all that matters. I'm sure Canada will take them in with open arms.

[Anonymous No.18161224]

Do you remember earlier in the week when bears were convinced there were getting easy money. I mean easiest money ever. It was 100 percent in the bag. Haha LMAO

Lol

[Anonymous No.18161236]

>>18161030
Tastyworks shows them to me, not sure if real time

[Anonymous No.18161251]

>>18161224
>tfw when everyones short term puts went to zero

[Anonymous No.18161271]

>>18161224
Literally no one anticipated that fed will be okay with permanently ruining US economy in apparent biggest exit scam of the millenium..

[Anonymous No.18161275]

>>18161190
>Not everyone is smart
That's true but such is life. You can't force feed the dumb...at least you shouldn't. Many people leaving a profession will either drive up wages or force innovation. Neither of those is a bad thing.
You also can't tell me that a substantial amount of the population is not smart enough to change their profession from being dabbed on to something which is at least average.
It's more of a personality thing than an iq issue.
Some trade jobs pay surprisingly well.

[Anonymous No.18161281]

>>18161271
Sure we did. We've been talking about MMT and paying debt with more debt for years.

[Anonymous No.18161301]

>>18160453
>Kuma kuma kuma bear got animated?
Yes

[Anonymous No.18161319]

>>18159978
Tesla puts. You will do well.

[Anonymous No.18161407]

When is an expense ratio too high? I might be getting screwed at 0.60% on this ETF.

[Anonymous No.18161432]

Oh oh

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18161436]

>>18159941
>>>18159919
>If you hold a leveraged ETF for years, especially with this uncertainty, then you're retarded.
WRONG.
The optimal leverage for long-term holding of QQQ is roughly 2, while the optimal long-term leverage for holding SPY is a little under 3.
In this uncertainty though, you are correct that there is excessive drawdown; however, even 3X leverage on an index is unlikely to ever see a blow out like XIV's thanks to the circuit breakers.

[Anonymous No.18161441]

>>18161407
depends on the etf. all world? small caps? triple leveraged dragon dildo producers?

[Anonymous No.18161458]

>>18161441
It's global real estate.

[Anonymous No.18161467]

>>18161436

[Anonymous No.18161485]

>>18161224
It's still a bear market you dumbfuck. Puts will print soon.

[Anonymous No.18161507]

>>18160337
>But that isn't possible right now
Buuuuuut this is the best time to buy long term positions, many big names are near record lows and 5 year lows. I plan on picking up 1,000 shares of a certain too big to fail and waiting till this hiccup is smoothed out.

[Anonymous No.18161508]

Can we raid wsb into oblivion please

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.18161514]

>>18160776
qt anime girl, anon. Saved.

>>18161467
http://ddnum.com/articles/leveragedETFs.php
Check the archives. I've referenced it multiple times in my posts.
You might need to use waybackmachine or the Google cached copy, because the site appears to be down

[Anonymous No.18161525]

>>18161458
there are cheaper ones out there, might be worth checking out their performance and when any fees you might incur by switching are offset by their lower expense ratios

[Anonymous No.18161541]

>>18160930
Essential workers should quit then, vote with your feet. Or at the least organize and fight for your interests.

[Anonymous No.18161568]

>>18161485
You said this before though? I'm actually not investing at all but I don't understand how you could be so confident after getting BTFO so hard. I'd be at least a little cautious, but no, you've posted that picture. I don't want to argue or be mean I'm just saying what I'm seeing. It's clear you are confused or just baiting. Like I said, I don't mean to be rude

Kys

[Anonymous No.18161586]

>>18160227
Reminder that this boomvestor is /smg/'s version of Bill Mitchell

[Anonymous No.18161600]

>>18161508
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/fqng2k/wallstreetbets_exposed_part_2_the_hostile/
wsb is finished. I wouldn't be surprised if that Bloomberg article was paid for. It hasn't been real since 2015 or so.

[Anonymous No.18161620]

>>18161082
Yes diversity isn't as big a problem as removing kikes and their judeo-Bolshevik golem. The rest comes naturally when you can operate how they do in their fake country and giftgas those like you.

[Anonymous No.18161650]

Almost all of Europe uses the Euro, but the inflation rate is different??
WHAAAAT?

[Anonymous No.18161654]

>>18161275
Didnt sleep tonight so sorry if its not coherent.

>That's true but such is life.
Yeah. But when life is shit the people living in the dumpster will want to the system.
Being a starving serf "was life" and being shot at the age of 6 as a Russian noble "was life" 1 year later by that exact same serf.
Just because both were a fact at that time does not mean these things could not have played out different or none of the two had a right to change the system. Or to complain about these apparently unchangeable facts of life.
>You also can't tell me that a substantial amount of the population is not smart enough to change their profession from being dabbed on to something which is at least average.
An average job still will not give you enough money to own a big house, a car and a family at age 45, where the median wealth is around 90k$. The house alone will cost you that.

Most of the average guys I know in their mid 20s say to me that they will never have children because giving them a sensible life will cost too much. They are IT workers or craftsmen. Average people. None of them married. Not the brightest, but neither am I. Im just an average guy.
Meanwhile the family with an IQ of 60 has 12 children, living in a slum in Leeds. 2 of them dying from OD at the age of 15.

A system that accepts its own failings as a fact of life that it can not change is a stale and shitty system and will inevitably collapse.
Once enough people are dissatisfied with their situation they will seek to change that situation. Or adapt and change the system passively.
Ie. Instead of having children, have none. Instead of working 40 hours at the age of 50 for tuition money only work 20 hours.

The system itself will not profit from that though and adapt or die in the long term.

>It's more of a personality thing than an iq issue.
Depends. You cant only do so much. Im argueing the west is collectively not doing enough for its own people. At least the ones that arent rich.

[Anonymous No.18161656]

>>18161568
>i'm just a faggot I don't have skin in the game
kek

[Anonymous No.18161675]

i dont see why we shouldn't go green next week
no bad news this weekend
its just not happening

[Anonymous No.18161692]

>>18161650
Inflation here is not the change of the EUR to USD/GBP/JPY/CHF
It is the change in costs of a predetermined basket of values. From food to rent to bowler hats.

Even US states have seperate inflation rates

[Anonymous No.18161703]

>>18161692
I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.18161704]

Why are men wearing Sailor skirts so hot

[Anonymous No.18161708]

>>18161514
They basically measure from 1950 or 1928 with the hindsight of the history of the sp/qqq being a massive bullmarket with the occasional bear.
They even say this here:
>Leveraged ETFs can be held long term provided the market has enough return to overcome volatility drag. It usually does.
>It usually does.
It usually does. Usually.
Let's say I'm a dunce and I bought the qqq top in '00. I'd have to wait til '16 to break even. Had I bought a 2x I only break even late Feb 2020 while qqq is up by 100%. The longer it takes to break even the more vol decay adds up.
Would you have bought 3x qqq in 00' you're pretty much fucked. If you don't buy high leveraged etf are great. Termination isn't just the only danger here.


//@version=4
study("My Script")
a = input(3.0)
v = (close/close[1]-1)/a+1
b =close
b:= nz(b[1],close)*nz(v,1)
plot(b)
It's vol decay remover. a is the leverage of the etf. You can make it a vol decay adder by using a < 1. a=0.5 equals the vol decay of 2x. lev = 1/a

[Anonymous No.18161711]

>>18161704
Cause ur a fagt.

[Anonymous No.18161724]

>>18161711
I'm a straight heteroflexible.

[Anonymous No.18161735]

>>18161650
WTF it's like economies of different countries are different or something.

[Anonymous No.18161744]

>>18161600
is there even a place that exists anymore on the internet that hasn't been ruined by shills or bots trying to sell you dogshit?

[Anonymous No.18161745]

>>18160414
China did fake their numbers. I think at last 100k chinks died.

[Anonymous No.18161753]

>>18161650
a euro in a german bank is very different to a euro in a greek bank

[Anonymous No.18161764]

>>18161724
Sounds gay.

[Anonymous No.18161781]

>>18161703
Thats normal if youre trading after a bull run...
I think.

[Anonymous No.18161784]

>>18161724
You might be gay

[Anonymous No.18161785]

>>18161675
The crab will fuck us all :'(

[Anonymous No.18161792]

>>18161744
No

[Anonymous No.18161801]

>>18161744
>shitcoin pump jewery now infecting even casual investing discussion
Just make all shitcoins except bitcoin illegal already.

[Anonymous No.18161808]

>>18161781
pig is better

[Anonymous No.18161844]

>>18160077
Based knowledgeable poster

[Anonymous No.18161901]

>>18160227
China government decided the metric for checking how many people were back to work would be the electricity usage of factories, so now a bunch of factories are running empty lines overnight to avoid a visit from the party

[Anonymous No.18161973]

Is this priced in?

[Anonymous No.18161978]

daily reminder that the green days were due to exhaustion of the sell-off days and boomer retirement funds reshuffling their assets. april will be red like my period.

[Anonymous No.18161983]

>>18161568
How did anyone get btfo? I bought leap puts end of Jan and I'm still hodling and up. Go back to /v/.

[Anonymous No.18161989]

>>18161973
he doesn't look in the mirror often, does he?

[Anonymous No.18162006]

Monday dump will be apocalyptic. Triple circuit breaker before 11 AM, repeat on tuesday.
>>18162005
get.

[Anonymous No.18162012]

>>18162006
Off by 1, we crab!

[Anonymous No.18162015]

Which one do I pick? I don't really plan on having uninvested cash...

[Anonymous No.18162020]

>>18161436
who is this dude?

[Anonymous No.18162031]

>>18162015
I use SIPC cuz poorfag so that insurence is enuff for ne + conveniance.

[Anonymous No.18162032]

>>18160000
czeched

[Anonymous No.18162044]

>>18161973
is this dude actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.18162089]

>>18162044
He is representative of the average poster here

[Anonymous No.18162100]

dubs and I set orders on tsla usdollar voo

[Anonymous No.18162105]

>>18162089
What the fuck are you talking about retard?

[Anonymous No.18162108]

>>18162100
Checked, fire away

[Anonymous No.18162133]

>>18159983
Like a human cartoon character.

[Anonymous No.18162144]

>>18162100
>pink id
>>18162108
fuck me Im not sure anymore... They OUGHT to go down on monday, Tesla had a case in one of the factories, usdollar going up would be crazy and voo is sure to drop back to 200...
but you never know with this clown world and stimulus gay shit add my luck to that and yo get slim odds.
I shorted four bad oil companies on friday (wll mro oxy psx) and only wll mro turned into a profit rest was just above the spread like a taunting son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.18162155]

>>18162015
Let's face it, if it comes down to either insurance actually being needed, both will immediately be insolvent and you will be fucked anyhow.

[Anonymous No.18162157]

>>18162100
>Checked
Kind of early to jump into those no?

[Anonymous No.18162174]

>>18162144
>dubs again
I swear god if you fuck me on this one...

[Anonymous No.18162179]

>>18161978
tits or gtfo. just because the world is falling dont think you can be smug around here woman.

[Anonymous No.18162197]

>>18162144
>>18162174
You sound like a longish term guy so it might not apply, but tight stops are my best fren.
For what it's worth, I went about 65% in at the low of the week before last like a lunatic but I'm glad I did.
Conventional wisdom would state that we're probably going to retest the lows at some point so maybe hold out, but it's not guaranteed.
I'll buy more if we break through the lows, and I'm holding onto some puts just in case.

[Anonymous No.18162228]

>>18161113
>just be smarter than your genetics!
>it doesn't matter that you perform an essential service to keep the water running and the lights on WE NEED MORE BROWN PEOPLE TO SUPPRESS YOUR WAGES
>you're not allowed to complain about wealth distribution, goy, GET BACK IN THE MINES

[Anonymous No.18162238]

>>18159892
Who else ALL IN on FAS?
WHERE ARE MY BULLBROS AT

[Anonymous No.18162240]

Monday is gonna be red isnt it?

[Anonymous No.18162260]

>>18162228
>I am unable to learn a single thing
>it doesn't matter that I only do jobs for braindead losers. I WANT MY LUXURY VILLA AND MY 10/10 WAIFU NOW
>blah blah jews...
See? I can do that too.

[Anonymous No.18162262]

>>18162197
>Conventional
These aren't conventional times. BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18162265]

>>18162262
That's the absolute fuckin truth

[Anonymous No.18162267]

What's the appeal of casinos?

[Anonymous No.18162277]

>>18162105
The vast majority of posters here are fucking retarded children gambling options with their whole life savings of 1000.00. Don't kid yourself, there are like 4-5 well read guys in /smg/ and 0 in the rest of /biz/

[Anonymous No.18162286]

>>18162240
We will get an idea later tonight with futures.

[Anonymous No.18162298]

>>18162286
>>18162240

If betting is any indicator, then yes.

>https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street

[Anonymous No.18162300]

>>18162089
Butthurt boomer spotted

[Anonymous No.18162305]

>>18162267
greedy people losing money

[Anonymous No.18162317]

>>18162267
Free drinks?

[Anonymous No.18162337]

>>18161113
Port of seattle hires $115k salary to make sure they are hiring enough lazy niggers and you view that as reasonable, kike.

[Anonymous No.18162340]

>>18162298
looks like its going up

[Anonymous No.18162342]

Predict all the doom you want, America will be the first to recover from this corona shit

[Anonymous No.18162344]

>>18162260
Are you being intentionally obtuse? The trade workers who provide essential services like infrastructure and utilities are being shafted by capital holders in favor of diversity hires that answer emails for a living. You don't see this as a problem? Your only answer is "learn to code"?
Additionally access to debt in the form of sub-prime mortgages (yes, that old chestnut again) artificially inflates housing prices such that a decent starter home should be only 1-2 years mean salary is more like 5-6 years. Hopefully this market correction will reach into the real estate market as well.
In summary there are some serious systemic fiscal problems with the current system that need to be addressed but all you say is
>stop whining and get a better job
I'm comfortable but I can also look past myself and see a lot of people hurting.

[Anonymous No.18162357]

Which cigarbutts do I buy?

[Anonymous No.18162370]

>>18162357
Cruise lines won't recover for a couple years so I wouldn't bother with them. The amusement park companies might be on the road to recovery by the end of the year. BA bailout is almost assured, POTUS has mentioned it several times. Hard to say but BA probably would make money.

[Anonymous No.18162388]

NOOOOOOOOOO didnt you see my graph? Look at my graph!!! This recession will be exactly the same as the last one. LOOK AT MY GRAPH how dare you say it'll be different nooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.18162430]

Ironically the virus coming when it did may have been the best thing to happen to KHC and other staple stocks. Sucks for the people but great for the companies. People stuck at home, afraid to eat anywhere, KHC products to the rescue.

[Anonymous No.18162466]

>>18162388

[Anonymous No.18162470]

>>18162298
>>18162340
its PUMPING

[Anonymous No.18162480]

>>18162344
>Are you being intentionally obtuse?
Oh no. What gave it away?
>diversity hires that answer emails for a living
It's a free world. What's your fucking problem?
It might be a shit decision but why do you care?
>You don't see this as a problem?
Why the fuck would I? Lern to code and leave this trade. You will get a shortage of trade workers. Then the problem will be solved. Crying for more money doesn't give you anything just because you view this job as essential work.
Stop whining and get a better job.

[Anonymous No.18162488]

>>18162466
>responding to a post making fun of you for "muh graph" with "muh graph"
in the loo, you must poo

[Anonymous No.18162489]

>>18162470
>Sunday morning
It usually does right about now

[Anonymous No.18162501]

>>18162488
Maybe i was just posting the referenced graph for those who are interested in seeing it as per the posters comments.

[Anonymous No.18162516]

>>18162501
>as per

[Anonymous No.18162517]

>https://www.dw.com/en/german-state-finance-minister-thomas-sch%C3%A4fer-found-dead/a-52948976
>German state finance minister Thomas Schäfer found dead
>Schäfer had "considerable worries" over COVID-19
its happening

[Anonymous No.18162523]

>>18162480
This lack of empathy for those less fortunate than yourself will have dire consequences. You have the exact boomer mindset that ruined this nation.

[Anonymous No.18162527]

>>18162501
Yeah they are nothing alike

[Anonymous No.18162538]

>>18162517
>Someone dies from cov 19
>HUUUUUURRRRRR HAPPENING LOOOOOOK

[Anonymous No.18162540]

Fuck this summer will kinda suck. All those films I'd planned to see got pushed back,delayed due to the virus. Other stuff that me and my wife wanted to do is kinda up in the air to. The upshot is well I'll be saving more green now this year due to the above happening. So I'll have more to dump into my funds as well.

[Anonymous No.18162543]

This nothingburger is finished. You missed the bottom listening to r*ddit.

[Anonymous No.18162545]

>>18162538
>>Someone dies from cov 19
He sudokued

[Anonymous No.18162561]

>>18162538
>reading comprehension
are you american?

[Anonymous No.18162564]

>>18162517
>German state finance minister leaps in front of a train
I’m sure it will all turn out okay

[Anonymous No.18162573]

Almost green now

[Anonymous No.18162587]

>>18162564
A lot of people sudoku. He might have been suicidal and corona worries gave him the rest. Who knows...

[Anonymous No.18162592]

>>18162543
based

[Anonymous No.18162607]

>>18162357
>Boeing stock will rise solely on the basis of bailout money
HONK

[Anonymous No.18162612]

What’s it looking like tomorrow girls?

[Anonymous No.18162623]

>>18162543
Based Mitchell

[Anonymous No.18162625]

>>18162612
flat. its time for options holders to pay.

[Anonymous No.18162626]

>>18162561
>are you american?
lol rent free baby
you can not get us out of your head : )

[Anonymous No.18162629]

>>18162607
If a company has no sales right now, then corona isn't really affecting it, now is it?

[Anonymous No.18162631]

Wouldn't surprise me a bit if more people in New York offed themselves over this virus. The stress of it all, the endless hoards of infected people surely it'll take its toll on your health personal mentally as well as physically. The shortage of medical supplies only adds to this strain. Then you have your infected people. Some may just end it all before the virus does it for them.

[Anonymous No.18162637]

Anyone know how I can see ASX futures? I have a suspicion they'll be showing a big boost tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18162640]

>>18162612
Strong green day to signal that the people want to go back to work and don't give a crud about NYC degenerates

[Anonymous No.18162646]

>>18162629
They currently have negative sales.

[Anonymous No.18162648]

>>18162640
Based and bullpilled

[Anonymous No.18162656]

>>18162640
>>18162625
I guess stocks only go up

[Anonymous No.18162673]

>>18161568
Shut up and watch the big boys play

[Anonymous No.18162705]

>repo market collapsed in september '19
>commercial paper, corporate bonds propped up by the fed
>stocks historically overvalued, still overvalued based on earnings that don't take into account corona
>failing corporations propped up by the government which will fail again
>fed could go negative = implosion of pension funds and SS
>mortgage industry about to collapse again

Yep, once we are back to work by easter, we will rip back up to to all time highs.

[Anonymous No.18162715]

It's over bears, you've had your fun. You already had a 30% drop. Don't get greedy.

[Anonymous No.18162719]

>>18162705
what's happening with commercial paper?

[Anonymous No.18162726]

>>18160213
100% air travel is finished, same with all oil petroleum companies
We’re gonna travel in battery powered personal helicopters now

[Anonymous No.18162735]

>>18159983
No amount of pastels are going to take away from how dark you are

[Anonymous No.18162739]

>>18160213
Literally who doesn't GM screw? They're an absolute bunch of grubs

[Anonymous No.18162752]

>>18162466
this graph won't age well, we will be back to 0 by july

[Anonymous No.18162761]

>>18160930
Yeah, kind of incredible how no one is screaming about lack of LGBTQ and PC representation in people on the front lines against the virus. Those loud voices are somehow only heard during times of prosperity.

[Anonymous No.18162779]

>>18162719

short term debt markets collapsed. fed is now loaning $1 trillion A DAY to prevent mass defaults, company's missing payroll, etc.

[Anonymous No.18162786]

>>18162715

[Anonymous No.18162797]

>>18162779
wtf why is the market still going up then?

[Anonymous No.18162817]

>>18162797
10 years of bull market has made investors forget about responding to fundamentals. Which means instead of seeing reason to be cautious they see "discounts". That is the reason for the bull trap.
However the Fed has forced everyone into uncharted territory so who knows? But I doubt they got through a bull market in 2 weeks that followed on the heels of one of the longest bull markets.

[Anonymous No.18162824]

I can't believe so many new retail investors who have never bought a stock in their lives are getting scammed into buying the """"""""""dip""""""""""

what's the endgame of the media in encouraging these poor fucks to lose their life savings?

[Anonymous No.18162827]

>>18162797

Because people are delusional and think once corona "blows over" we'll just v shape back to the all time highs. They don't understand yet this is a financial crisis that was brewing long before corona, and this is a recession that will last years. We won't see all time highs, outside of hyperinflation, for a long time.

[Anonymous No.18162830]

>>18162817
*That is the reason for bull traps

[Anonymous No.18162852]

>>18162797
It was oversold?
Never for get the technical fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.18162855]

>>18162817
>10 years of bull market has made investors forget about responding to fundamentals. Which means instead of seeing reason to be cautious they see "discounts".
I hold ETFs and the widespread belief in the efficient market hypothesis responsible for this. It turns people into absolute retards.

[Anonymous No.18162856]

>study trading for years
>still haven't devised a consistent winning strategy

i will wage forever

[Anonymous No.18162882]

>>18162856
Just build your passive income and stop gambling

[Anonymous No.18162889]

It’s kind of true. Everyone I know is buying stocks now

[Anonymous No.18162908]

>>18162882
>passive income

meme

[Anonymous No.18162910]

>>18162889
That's not a good sign

[Anonymous No.18162912]

>>18162856
buy calls when good and/or hyped companies dip during a bull market. thank me later

[Anonymous No.18162913]

>>18162855
>It turns people into absolute retards
It does have this effect, but the problem with this is it works both ways. Currently it's having the bull effect because they saw green and started to FOMO. What happens next when this momentum shifts is they will all run for the exits with the same exuberance.
Pretty typical bear market rally mentality.

[Anonymous No.18162914]

>>18162908
>meme

You literally won't need to wage once you have enough. And golden dividend stocks are at amazing discounts right now

[Anonymous No.18162921]

>>18162914
>amazing discounts

[Anonymous No.18162924]

>>18162797
same reason why poor people are more likely to play the lottery and be degenerate gamblers, desperation leads to them justifying doubling down, not backing out. This is intensified by the record number of normies who have no fucking idea about the stock market and are literally just gambling. Oh shit I'm about to lose my job? Better use my life savings (3000 usd) to buy the dip. By the way this exact same thing happened in the Weimar Republic before the gread depression.
people who know what the fuck they're doing probably already cashed out in February like Bezos

[Anonymous No.18162926]

I bought the 2009 dip, I'll buy this dip, & ill buy the next recession. Stay poor doomers

[Anonymous No.18162935]

>>18162914
>muh 1.8% dividends

[Anonymous No.18162936]

GE will be fine during this virus shit. First the Healthcare and Power divisions are busy as ever cranking out material to aid in the virus fight. Second they are getting 20 billion cash from the sale of GE Biopharma which happens the 31st of this month. Biopharma made up only a small part of just healthcare's revenue, 15%, not the total revenue of GE as a whole. Third once the virus shit is over with, the aviation division will pick back up. All those airlines,boeing, getting that stimulus money, they'll be blowing through it like butter. So GE is safe and will be raking in money like mad on several fronts.

[Anonymous No.18162939]

>>18162914
>You literally won't need to wage once you have enough. And golden dividend stocks are at amazing discounts right now
Dividends have been falling not rising since 2008. And given inflation this is not a valid strategy unless you have so much money that you could retire anyway.

[Anonymous No.18162941]

>>18162914
>dividends
Suspended

[Anonymous No.18162942]

>>18160328
Agree. But if you have a value stock or something that you would be willing to marry, start averaging in.

[Anonymous No.18162958]

>>18162466
looks completely different

[Anonymous No.18162959]

>>18162924
>>18162913
Australian government are going to be introducing income protection for laid off workers. ASX futures now pointing at a 6% gain. Is this a bull trap?

[Anonymous No.18162960]

>>18162914
>dividends

anon, i...

[Anonymous No.18162962]

>>18162935
You could have had KO at close to a 5% yield a week ago and it just keeps climbing up in value every year

[Anonymous No.18162963]

>>18162926
If you really bought the 2009 dip, then you are aware that it's way too early at this stage to buy this "dip".

[Anonymous No.18162971]

So dcaing into this dip is important. But how do you know how much of your total cash stack do you invest per week or something?
5%?
If you buy too much, you can’t buy the next dip. If you buy too little it won’t matter

[Anonymous No.18162973]

>>18162523
empathy is not altruism. you just use altruism to replace actual morals and are projecting.

[Anonymous No.18162975]

>>18162817
>Which means instead of seeing reason to be cautious they see "discounts". That is the reason for the bull trap.
This. Every simp on r/investing was waiting for a drop to buy in thinking they got a good deal. PE values were absurdly overvalued and still are.

[Anonymous No.18162979]

60k people ARRIVING IN Wuhan the first day rail services are resumed. Extremely bullish I'd say. Outgoing trips are still suspended until Apr. 8

[Anonymous No.18162981]

>>18162963
I agree with you but also it's okay to buy on the left side of the V because you never know where the real bottom is, you know?

[Anonymous No.18162984]

>>18162971

DCA in so that you will have about 20% cash when S&P500 hits 500. Re-evaluation in 2-3 years if it looks like a bottom was hit.

[Anonymous No.18162995]

What are your hopes for Monday? Have any options you're holding?

[Anonymous No.18163009]

>>18162971
I don't know the answer. I'm starting to buy the dip in my long-term account with 1% weekly. Plan on doing it for the rest of forever

[Anonymous No.18163011]

>>18162973
>empathy is not altruism
I agree
>you use altruism to replace true morals and are projecting
Prove it.
I'm not saying be altruistic, i.e. give your money away. I am saying notice the plight of others. Put yourself in their shoes. That is empathy.

[Anonymous No.18163013]

https://youtu.be/X6E9zZ-TG9w

[Anonymous No.18163017]

Me thinks His fat divvy 0.52 x 4 @ 6.5% would beg to differ. Even before the virus it was still 5.2%. Then your staples, KO,KHC,etc. They're getting a boost from the virus shit as well.

[Anonymous No.18163025]

>>18162959
Not really sure how the situation is shaping up in Australia, but if everyone is under quarantines and laid off because of this virus it will likely be a temporary pump. Reality always comes creeping back in.

[Anonymous No.18163026]

>>18163011
>others you do not know
that is altruism son

[Anonymous No.18163036]

>>18162926

[Anonymous No.18163050]

>>18162995
>please be a green monday.jpg

[Anonymous No.18163052]

>>18162971
you dont know, so develop a plan that matches your risk tolerance

[Anonymous No.18163091]

>>18163026

[Anonymous No.18163106]

>>18162959
How do I look at the ASX futures?

[Anonymous No.18163124]

>>18163106
I'm trying to find them as well. Motley Fag is reporting that they're up 6% though so I'm just going on that

[Anonymous No.18163130]

>>18162044
No, he's owned by jews not wanting their asset values to go down before them and their buddies sell off to retards "buying the dip".

[Anonymous No.18163171]

You'll cowards need to buy CVM
https://www.drugtargetreview.com/news/58326/collaboration-initiated-to-develop-covid-19-immunotherapy/

[Anonymous No.18163174]

>>18163106
You can't look at them directly. You need to view them through, like, a telescope or something where the light is projected.

[Anonymous No.18163192]

>>18163171
Boomvestors do not understand nor do they properly appraise the value of biotech.
I have a hunch that only the first company that makes a vaccine will get a big boost despite a vaccine being too late to have done anything.

[Anonymous No.18163198]

Can I short the volatility index?

[Anonymous No.18163203]

>>18163174

[Anonymous No.18163235]

>>18163198
not directly, that'd be too easy. you can short vix futures, which are subject to contango/backwardation. or you can use ETF products like SXVY, UVXY, VXX, etc.

[Anonymous No.18163283]

>>18163198
How about ZIV?

[Anonymous No.18163300]

how many of you trade options vs. the underlying securities? are we being invaded by wsb or something, why do so many of you talk about options instead of just buying/shorting stocks?

[Anonymous No.18163341]

Anyone else sipping during isolation?

Thrid coffee today

[Anonymous No.18163347]

>>18163300
>volatility up big
>hurr why people trade options

[Anonymous No.18163354]

>>18163341
Coffee addiction is worse than porn addiction

[Anonymous No.18163373]

>>18163341
Need to buy more but the store is out of my favorite brand (dunkin donuts). Bastards. But the meat, milk and toilet paper are back, and there isn't any mass panic going on like a week ago.

[Anonymous No.18163376]

Thoughts on CHEGG?
More brainlets are not going to be able to cope with online only learning and will end up subscribing for it

[Anonymous No.18163382]

>>18163373
Hopefully you get your coffee Anon

[Anonymous No.18163398]

>>18163300
The majority in here do options, in fact I think the vast majority overall are option trading because people doesn't have that much money and even with a small amount a winning option trade could net you a large profit. Not to mention that stock trading requires good risk management which seems to be hard to learn for a lot of people. In short.. it's basically easier to gamble with options and since most people in here (and WSB) are gambling they go for options, especially in this volatile market

[Anonymous No.18163410]

>>18160227
>trusting china

[Anonymous No.18163411]

>>18163192

It's not a vaccine it's immunotherapy for treatment, basically targetting the correct immune system response, instead of it flaring out of control destroying your lung tissue leading you to need a respirator. It was already shown to be effective against mice, these are good short term plays because reducing the COOF rate and the ventilator rate are exactly what the hospitals need.

[Anonymous No.18163425]

>>18163341
Same, and I'm fucking wired rn.

[Anonymous No.18163427]

>>18163198
buy svxy or ziv

[Anonymous No.18163454]

>>18163411
I know its an immunotherapy. I am saying that the real game changers are faster/cheaper tests (to find new cases as well as find those who are now immune who can now go to work) like Abbot's on Friday and therapies to push the boundary of who we can save. The first is offense, the second is defense. Both are needed.
Boomvestors will still only really value the first one that makes the vaccine, which will come out as cases are nearly gone anyway.

[Anonymous No.18163463]

>>18163411
It was shown to be effective in mice with H1N1. They didn't start yet with wu-flu.

[Anonymous No.18163517]

im just glad there are so many doctors on 4chan as we speak i am forwarding these posts to dr fauci we did it we're saved

[Anonymous No.18163569]

>>18163410
>trusting mainstream media

[Anonymous No.18163571]

>>18163556
>>18163556
>>18163556

>>18163556
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>>18163556

>>18163556
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>>18163556
>>18163556
>>18163556
new thread

[Anonymous No.18163639]

>>18162277
I've got an honest to god finance degree and my puts are getting raped all the same.

I remember talking to my chainsmoking investment analysis prof like "you if this is how it's supposed to work, none of this makes sense"

Prof: "yeah kid welcome to mr bones wild ride"

[Anonymous No.18163789]

>>18159919
it's meant to go down you tard

[Anonymous No.18163798]

>>18162523
>less fortunate
that's a poorfag mindset

[Anonymous No.18163874]

>>18159919
if monday bloody monday it think it coudl go up to 28

[Anonymous No.18163922]

>>18163569
>mainstream media literally paid by China
The cognitive dissonance displayed by people who support China is ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.18163981]

>>18160663
did he win

[Anonymous No.18163992]

>>18162517
where is the money tommy ?

[Anonymous No.18163998]

>>18159990
Dow will probably go lower than that judging by how fucked is USA is from wuhan virus