match me

[Anonymous No.18155802]

I'm 26, virgin, literally friendless and I have 31$ in my bank

[Anonymous No.18155828]

>>18155802
27, also friendless, and have less than $1 in my bank
had a gf when I was younger though, fucked hundreds of times during our relationship
since then I've had sex like once per year on average for the past 8 years

[Anonymous No.18155846]

>>18155828
Why are you friendless, how did you end up like this?

[Anonymous No.18155855]

>>18155802
26 still young enough to turn it around. Physically rate yourself out of 10
Mentally rate yourself out of 10
Something off...

T. Married wagie

[Anonymous No.18155856]

A sex blow-up doll sounds like around your level

[Anonymous No.18155912]

>>18155802
30, live with parents, never had a job, worth 5K. Haven't had sex in 10 years, also friendless.

[Anonymous No.18155914]

almost 31, virgin, no friends, don't have a bank account

[Anonymous No.18155941]

>>18155802
>>18155828
Why would you even have a bank account at that point?

[Anonymous No.18155947]

"friends" are overrated frens, keep 1 - 3 people as true friends. the rest will find ways to hurt you it always happens.

[Anonymous No.18155968]

>posting in a datamining thread

[Anonymous No.18155973]

welp looks like you guys have nothing to live for.

[Anonymous No.18155985]

>>18155802
I am 25 virgin, and have 17k my dad gave me.
Enrolled though.

[Anonymous No.18155990]

>>18155855
very tall (99th percentile) and masculine
not a super model but not very ugly
the type of guy who never breaks his promises who does everything to avoid conflicts who knows how to love people who is always smiling, welcoming and happy, never angry at others
I'd say 9/10 in terms of character

[Anonymous No.18156009]

>>18155990
You’re better than me at least.

[Anonymous No.18156018]

>>18155802
i've fucked tons of chicks but feel empty about it. tinder turned me into a cooomer... i want off, make it stop. 35, no income, no assets and 34k in credit card debt. should i stop paying my minimums bros?

[Anonymous No.18156019]

>>18156009
still I'm a loser beyond words

[Anonymous No.18156030]

>>18155914
>>18155912
>>18155802
40 Year Old Virgin
Don't even have a passport
5m LINK

[Anonymous No.18156067]

31, live with parents, virgin, have a job.
7k savings, 5k link

[Anonymous No.18156095]

>>18155941
to receive welfare
>>18156030
OP here, no passport either, am welfare recipient in a country I am technically not even a citizen of

[Anonymous No.18156270]

>>18155802
34

47k in the bank
725k in my portfolio
250k salary
Own 3 rental homes and rent a high rise condo just for the view
Fuck sloots on the reg

[Anonymous No.18156279]

>>18155802
You're friendless because you're a shitty incel and nobody wants to be around people like that. I can tell because you mention that you're a virgin as if that's something important or interesting. To normal people., it's meaningless. It's like if I introduced myself and then described myself by the brand of toilet cleaner I use. Nobody cares and everyone thinks you're kind of weird for bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.18156320]

>>18156270
>larps on /biz/

[Anonymous No.18156321]

>>18156279
>I can tell because you mention that you're a virgin as if that's something important or interesting
bla bla bla you dumb fucking retard you lost your virginity long before adulthood so shut your retarded mouth

[Anonymous No.18157818]

>>18155802
1) Lift weights.
2) Don't buy shit you don't need to live.
3) Learn a skill
4) Get work (not a job - use your skill)
5) Have money to take girls out

[Anonymous No.18157912]

>>18155990
If you're being honest here, you sound like the kind of person I'd hang out with.

[Anonymous No.18157934]

>>18155802
Buy 20 link and wait three days mah dude, we'll met on the yatch

[Anonymous No.18157965]

>>18156030
>5m LINK
So you're a millionaire? Just market sell it all and go live the high life

[Anonymous No.18157989]

30 next month
Have had sex
$1500 to my name, all in crypto
Have a career in marketing that I don't like and Im not going anywhere with it
I should have gone for a computer engineering or learn to cide but I lack the drive
Feel Im too old now to learn something new
Venezuelan still in Venezuela

[Anonymous No.18157998]

>>18156320
Not everyone on this website is an incel
It's kind of interesting actually
This website is where basement dwelling anime watchers and chads get along. And in a productive way I might add.
I think it's the memes.

[Anonymous No.18158003]

i am 33, almost 34
neet loser
virgin(neets don't get laid)
no car(i did get my license a year ago)
i have 1.1k. i lost 900 dollars due to chainlink becoming half its value. i bought when it was 4.60. i am hoping it will eventually go back up when this corona virus bullshit passes

[Anonymous No.18158015]

>>18157989
Code*

[Anonymous No.18158056]

>>18155802
27, $18 in my bank, but im "hot" and not a virgin. Also im at a milf house rn while I post this dont get married

[Anonymous No.18158106]

>>18158056
how big is your dong

[Anonymous No.18158125]

>>18155802
Turn your $31 into $310 with Suterusu in Q2. Then go for $3k.

[Anonymous No.18158143]

>>18157912
yea well I live in Scandinavia so ...

[Anonymous No.18158152]

>>18157998
This. No where else in society would this mix occur. I love it.
T. Tradie who hates office work

[Anonymous No.18158168]

>>18158143
Well if travel to... oh wait you can't lol
When you can Ausi woman love tall Scandinavians.

[Anonymous No.18158179]

>>18158106
Post throwaway

[Anonymous No.18158185]

>>18158125
Stop shilling your shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.18158195]

>>18158168
Scandinavian women love tall men
but they're worthless cum swallowing whores so
if you ever plan to come to Scandinavia I can come say hi to you or if you're rich you can pay for a trip to Australia

[Anonymous No.18158207]

>>18155802
>He isn't ~$60k in debt
Heh, nothin' personnel kid.

[Anonymous No.18158223]

>>18155802
I didn't lose my virginity until age 26. I've banged over 15 Thai hookers since then. I'm 30 now.

[Anonymous No.18158274]

>>18158223
did you try thai bussy, thai ladyboys?
how do they compare?

[Anonymous No.18158291]

>>18155802
24 turn 25 in 3 months
I have a lot of acquaintances but none are real friends. And the few friends I have are in college and they all went to the four ends of the country.
I have $3421 in my account. But $1500 of that is from student loans [24k].
I get my EE degree in August and I need a thousand or so to finish up summer classes. I also don't have any experience or an internship and no employers are getting back to me especially now with all the lock down and uncertainty.
No gf and my tinder account is dry with no likes

[Anonymous No.18158313]

>>18156270
Post Rolex or fake

[Anonymous No.18158344]

>>18158291
Oh and $250 of litecoin that got stolen in the cryptopia hack. Still waiting on the recovery of that

And currently $37 on coinbase which only a few months ago was $107. Currently holding BCH

Looking to find a broker to throw $500 in that can do Forex and options. I might just throw it all down on a lotto pick on a friday and hope for 300% up or lose it all. Or invest at the bottom and hope I make some cash.

No Job too...
All I wanted was a motorcycle this summer

[Anonymous No.18158355]

>>18158274
Nah, I can't do it. Plenty of attractive ladyboys there if you're into it though.

[Anonymous No.18158380]

63 here, virgin, no gf, I don’t have a house

[Anonymous No.18158393]

23
100k in crypto 150k in other assets
body count over 50, am a 8/10 with autistic chad personality
multiple social groups that i am connected with

still frogposting though.

[Anonymous No.18158413]

Homo go make friends

[Anonymous No.18158641]

>>18155990
You sound like a chad desu

[Anonymous No.18158786]

>>18158380
This has to be a larp. I’d hire a prostitute at that age and just gamble every paycheck.

Anyway, 28. Lost virginity at 25, been with same girl since. Total assets come out to something like 30k so not much not bad. Still have a job making 90k a year thank heavens. 90th height percentile and above avg in looks if that means shit which it doesnt. Try to be a decent person and help less fortunate people, also lift and play vidya sometimes.

Not larping and not saying this to put other people down. 4 years ago I was a weed smoking virgin loser for like 6 years that couldnt talk to girls, had sucidial tendencies, depressed as all hell and hopeless (also browsed 4chan then too). Just wanted to show you anons that if I made it you guys can make it even though im not some rich ass neet or anything, being stable and having someone to love and a good job is damn good enough for me. Chin up brethren.

[Anonymous No.18158794]

>>18155802
>have 31$ in my bank
throw that shit in Link. Wait 5 years. Congratulations you have a retirement fund.

Seriously, make sure you have some Link, it doesn't matter if you barely have any, even 1 Link token will be worth a metric ton in the future.

[Anonymous No.18158816]

>>18158380
how can you be 63 virgin, and straight? i find it impossible. even if your peen is 2" long you can still get bitches.

[Anonymous No.18158825]

>>18158786
Just don't use your girlfriend for hardcore degrading sex like blowjobs, deepthroating and all that faggot stuff

[Anonymous No.18158997]

>>18158786
How 2 get from point A to point B

[Anonymous No.18159016]

>>18155802
29
40k debt for an art education that i did not finish
had sex once in college but she never called me back

[Anonymous No.18159083]

>>18157998
Yeah also lowest antisemitism of any board

[Anonymous No.18159089]

>>18155802
Same but 35

[Anonymous No.18159118]

>>18159089
Stop being a poor loser change your attitude c’mon faggot do it

[Anonymous No.18159162]

>>18155802
write naked options
YOLO

[Anonymous No.18159228]

>>18159016
I would rather be OP than you. Your situation is brutal

[Anonymous No.18159249]

>>18159228
Not really, only in your mind. As long as he still has food and shelter love can be fun and it will be his challenge to get out of debt.

[Anonymous No.18159339]

>>18159249
That kind of debt is impossible to pay off on your typical art drop out wage

[Anonymous No.18159349]

>>18155990
this does not add up anon
are you sure your not a narcissistic childish asshole?

[Anonymous No.18159365]

>>18156270
>Fuck sloots on the reg

let me fix your post
>22y
>virgin
>likes to go on 4chin and lie

[Anonymous No.18159381]

>>18155802
Well, for a start, typically the dollar sign goes in front of the number

[Anonymous No.18159416]

>>18155990
>who does everything to avoid conflict

You're a beta anon, learn to stand up for yourself and say no, meeting a hot girl will have moments that are like conflict you gotta be unflinching

[Anonymous No.18159485]

>>18159228
>>18159249
it's pretty hard. did manual labor for quite a while, decent money for my situation but my body is not cut out for it, got very ill multiple times. did retail, but that environment is not conducive to growth. doing it helpdesk stuff now, there is light at the end of a ~10 year tunnel, but it's not looking good for the near term. i don't even bother trying for women. if i get one, she is either in bad shape herself or not very ambitious, both options don't seem like a good fit.

[Anonymous No.18159490]

>>18158003
>neets don't get laid
i do lol

[Anonymous No.18159525]

>>18155802
30, hot girlfriend, decent job for local government as a mechanical engineer, $5k savings, tall, muscular and good looking, bit of a cunt to strangers, take care of my friends, need to be better to my family. Prone to depression.

fucking holding like 1 m HOT I bought at 17 sats
150 ELA I bought at $15
$10 K in shares now $5k (fuck yea lithium mining)

Life's decent just feels kinda purposeless