/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18151710]

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>>18150342

[Anonymous No.18151715]

Finish the sentence:

_______ the FED

[Anonymous No.18151737]

[Anonymous No.18151747]

>>18151715
I just posted this but whats the risks in buing 3x SPX Bull when you think its the bottom? Is there any hidden caveat besides the ovious 3x times percentage changes?

[Anonymous No.18151777]

Reminder that this virus shit will all be over in 3 weeks max

[Anonymous No.18151785]

[Anonymous No.18151817]

>>18151777
Sounds like a load of horse hockey.

[Anonymous No.18151824]

Threadly reminder to go long on energy plays.

[Anonymous No.18151827]

>>18151715
God I wish I was inside her digesting.

[Anonymous No.18151837]

Bros I don't think 6 million Jews died in the holocaust

[Anonymous No.18151842]

green

[Anonymous No.18151844]

>>18151741

You can definitely hold 3x leveraged ETFs long term. If you bought the bull version, TQQQ, for example 10 years ago, you would have been up 50x in jan.

The problem is these ETFs can get wiped out in strong trends the other way. Wipe out so much that even if you have the reverse happen it won't come back because the leverage was reset. The longer you hold, the more likely it is to happen. So if you were holding TQQQ in jan, you lost 70% since then. You would need QQQ to pretty much double before you'd be break even again.

Also when market get really volatile it might be hard for the ETF to actually get 3x returns.

[Anonymous No.18151848]

What happens if UWT gets delisted?
I'm new at this, and it's down to .18 a share, it's got a 52 week high of 24.32 though. If it gets delisted does the stock dissappear or can it come back?

Wondering if itd worth throwing $50 on the off chance it gets back to $10+/share this year.

[Anonymous No.18151850]

>>18151824
Like GE?

[Anonymous No.18151852]

>>18151777
Checked and extremely blue pilled

[Anonymous No.18151856]

>>18151777
This and checked

[Anonymous No.18151870]

Dubs and the entire market crashes on monday

[Anonymous No.18151876]

>>18151747
I just dont wanna be liquidated or some shit, or the ETF shuts down. Could that happen?

[Anonymous No.18151877]

>>18151747
see >>18151811

[Anonymous No.18151881]

>>18151870
Why would it crash?
Corona is still killing people, stocks can only go up.

[Anonymous No.18151884]

>>18151837
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.18151887]

If a full quarantine of states is priced in im going to be pretty annoyed. How can the stock market keep pumping when there is zero economic activity?

[Anonymous No.18151892]

>>18151842
Baaaaaaahahahaha.
I'm getting $1,200 every year for surviving flu season

[Anonymous No.18151898]

>>18151842
Oh boy, they're really reopening the economy on Easter. 1 million dead by June confirmed.

[Anonymous No.18151908]

>>18151876
Only I am allowed to talk mad shit after buying SOXL, TECL, TQQQ, and FNGU when we're on the other side of this shit and I'm rich while everybody else trying to """trade""" made 20 bucks here and there but missed the rip back to the top cuz they sold out thinking they could get back in lower. Do not buy 2x or 3x leveraged ETFs. That is my job

[Anonymous No.18151915]

>>18151837
de-based and cringepilled

[Anonymous No.18151922]

oh...

[Anonymous No.18151923]

>>18151811
So why aren't tqqq and udow excellent buys right now? If they're going to improve once volatility tapers off?

[Anonymous No.18151925]

>>18151715
Bless the FED

[Anonymous No.18151931]

>>18151870
Trips and the market bulls up from here on.

[Anonymous No.18151932]

>>18151848
trading of UWT ends on april 2nd or so. so go nuts.

[Anonymous No.18151939]

>>18151922
No wonder they're building makeshift morgues with 10k capacity.

[Anonymous No.18151940]

>>18151881
Possible quarantine would crash it.

[Anonymous No.18151943]

>>18151922
Quintessentially British

[Anonymous No.18151945]

>>18151837
That's because you're a fucking moron.
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.18151946]

>>18151908
>>18151923

Because we aren't just going to "rip back to the top." This will be a multi-year bear market with a low at least another 50% down from here. There are so many other factors besides just corona that is causing this crash.

[Anonymous No.18151951]

> Martial Law in NYC, spreads to most major cities (very bullish)
> DHS issues new Interstate travel restrictions (bullish)
> Rumors of raider gangs stealing TP and food in some areas (primo bullish)
> Riots in Chicago/LA: refund check delays push people over the edge. (mega bullish)
> Faulty ventilators spread corona to entire hospital wings, thousands infected. (platinum bullish)
> Fed increases emergency injections to 6 trillion per day (markets circuit breaker down for 5 days straight )

[Anonymous No.18151955]

>>18151932
Oh

[Anonymous No.18151963]

>>18151922
priced in, london getting wiped out is unironically bullish

[Anonymous No.18151962]

>>18151923
research has shown that 2x funds are a lot more safe. funds like QLD SSO

[Anonymous No.18151964]

>>18151881
Lots of countries on lockdown, no production, no consuming.

[Anonymous No.18151966]

>>18151922
according to what fucking source? The max I have seen is near 10% mortality. That is just bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18151972]

>>18151842
wew, gotta roll my positions into later dates then.

[Anonymous No.18151974]

>>18151945
lmao stay mad Rabbi

[Anonymous No.18151975]

>>18151946
>Because we aren't just going to "rip back to the top." This will be a multi-year bear market with a low at least another 50% down from here. There are so many other factors besides just corona that is causing this crash.
Totally man. Your puts are definitely printing for sure this week. Don't forget to buy more my dudemeisterbro

[Anonymous No.18151979]

>>18151922
Fear mongering
>Those on their death bed easily die from ______

[Anonymous No.18151990]

>>18151966
Intensive care, learn to read retard

[Anonymous No.18152000]

Stop being pessimistic.

[Anonymous No.18152001]

>>18151887
Its all priced in bro. Trump will possibly lockdown big cities but it will blow over quick.

[Anonymous No.18152002]

NONE OF YOU ASSHOLES EVEN THINK ABOUT BUYING LEVERAGED ETFs. YOU WILL BUY SPY LIKE THE GOOD GOYS YOU ARE. LEAVE MY FUCKING TQQQ, UDOW, SPXL, SOXL, FNGU ALONE!! REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18152009]

>>18151990
That is not a source. You fucking idiot a .png file or some fly by night unaccredited website is not a valid source for anything except bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18152011]

>>18152002
>risking it all in leveraged ETFs for a x3 play when there are other x3 plays out there in the market that aren't leveraged ETFs
but why

[Anonymous No.18152017]

OH GOD IM COOMING

[Anonymous No.18152018]

Oil bros what are your picks and plays of April OXY, SSL, RDS, Drillers, refiners, or pipelines?

[Anonymous No.18152020]

>>18152002
too late, I'm fucking bagholding calls on SQQQ right now

[Anonymous No.18152024]

Trips and market crashes on monday

[Anonymous No.18152027]

>>18152002
I like buying stocks

[Anonymous No.18152036]

>>18152017
Most are imported from US, they haven't yet hit decent community spread numbers

[Anonymous No.18152041]

So who else is feeling bullish about Monday? I've only seen good news.

[Anonymous No.18152043]

>>18152024
Stop posting uggos have some standards man

[Anonymous No.18152052]

Any news or lack thereof is bullish

[Anonymous No.18152054]

>>18152009
Fucking Google the title you cretin

[Anonymous No.18152058]

>>18152011
>>risking it all in leveraged ETFs for a x3 play when there are other x3 plays out there in the market that aren't leveraged ETFs
like what. premiums are too high on calls and futures is too much work

[Anonymous No.18152063]

Busy day for me, one thing about being a stockholder that some people kinda overlook is the annual meetings that happen once a year. Thankfully electronic voting has made the whole process easier but still, you have 10 stocks, that's ten meetings that you could attend/vote on. Voted on GE and T today. Voted on DIS a while back. Still several more in play as the year progresses.

[Anonymous No.18152078]

>>18152063
>Busy day for me, one thing about being a stockholder that some people kinda overlook is the annual meetings that happen once a year. Thankfully electronic voting has made the whole process easier but still, you have 10 stocks, that's ten meetings that you could attend/vote on. Voted on GE and T today. Voted on DIS a while back. Still several more in play as the year progresses.
is this what boomers do when they aren't ruining my future

[Anonymous No.18152083]

[Anonymous No.18152087]

>>18152054
So no source just screen capped bullshit headlines that your probably just re-saved. Imagine my surprise.

[Anonymous No.18152088]

>>18152041
Amen

[Anonymous No.18152091]

>>18151975

Might as well profit off this delusion that once corona "blows over" we'll be "back to normal," and ignore all the other financial crisis happening, may of which were apparent last year, well before corona.

[Anonymous No.18152096]

>>18152018
Tankers. With all of that oil flooding the market they are going to run out of land storage and the tankers will be used as floating storage.

[Anonymous No.18152107]

>>18151848

3OIL didn't reopen, set 1 month chart

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/3OIL.L

[Anonymous No.18152115]

>>18152018
A few drones drone, fertilizer, and a map to saudi oil refineries

[Anonymous No.18152118]

>>18152058
I think on the next big pullback we see there are going to be many different companies that have 2-3x opportunities outside of 3x leveraged ETFs. However, it's your money, so do what you want. If I see SOXL at 50 or less, I might jump in with you, because we're looking at more than just a triple-up at that point.

[Anonymous No.18152120]

>>18151892
>every year
$100 a month...
You’re going to be a VERY wealthy man!

[Anonymous No.18152127]

>>18152091
>Might as well profit off this delusion that once corona "blows over" we'll be "back to normal," and ignore all the other financial crisis happening, may of which were apparent last year, well before corona.
post shorts from last year

[Anonymous No.18152128]

>>18151964
>>18151940
Priced in. That is bullish.

[Anonymous No.18152145]

>>18152002
The FNGU Dream is dead.

[Anonymous No.18152156]

Everyone in this thread has at least one gun, right? Shit's about to hit the fan next week.

[Anonymous No.18152168]

Why market gotta be closed on the weekends?

[Anonymous No.18152178]

>>18152118
>SOXL at 50
I tried, I really did. Hopefully this week we get a round 2 and I can get about 20k worth under 50

[Anonymous No.18152180]

>>18152091
You corporate debt idiots are so irritating, its never going to cause a great depression, they just have to use this FED pump to dilute shares and it could be what causes us to hit SPY 175 but nobody will go bankrupt over this, a company like Boeing can dilute 20 billion worth of 100 shares, its just 2 million for shares added they just don't want too if they don't have too. A lot of pissants WILL bankrupt dont get me wrong but no critical companies will die nobody cares if Macys dies.

[Anonymous No.18152188]

>>18152087
less than 1% of people tested are admitted to the ICU. so it's not 50% mortality rate, it's going to be .1-3% maximum. pls use your thinking muscles

[Anonymous No.18152191]

>>18152156
Imagine le brappity semiauto smelle

[Anonymous No.18152192]

>>18152156
I fucking wish I was too late it would have taken me 10 days to get it and by that time my state was shut down.

[Anonymous No.18152211]

>>18152178
I wish I had that kind of money to throw around. 50-60 is an amazing price I think, even if it only goes back up to 2017 levels that's a ridiculous return.

[Anonymous No.18152223]

>>18152192
Ant and grasshopper. You have to be ready before these things happen.

[Anonymous No.18152229]

>>18152188
Same point still holds. it's a pointless headline only created to generate views. i.e. it's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18152238]

>>18152156
I would let her shit hit my fan.

[Anonymous No.18152239]

>>18151777
he knows

[Anonymous No.18152244]

How long do you guys hold sqqq for? Until it hits 30? How long is too long to hold?

[Anonymous No.18152252]

>>18152156
No
My area was hit hard early on and shelter in place order issued weeks ago. I was very concerned about civil unrest but I am beginning to think we’ll get through better than other cities because people took it seriously sooner than later.

[Anonymous No.18152274]

>>18152223
Couldn't, I live with my sister and she says no guns. She pays rent and I pay bills so its whatever.

[Anonymous No.18152283]

>>18151922
Very bullish.

[Anonymous No.18152296]

>>18152188
Most people consider S.Korea's numbers the most transparent and accurate. They have a 3% death rate and tested everyone in the country how can countries that handle this shit way worse have a smaller death rate.

[Anonymous No.18152298]

>>18152283
leading vs lagging indicators

[Anonymous No.18152299]

>>18152180

You're calling SPY 175 so I think you agree with me. It took 4 years to get back to ATH after 2008, 8 years after the dot com bubble. This looks to be worse, and the rate of decline and unemployment is worse than the crash before the great depression. Its not crazy to say we'll hit S&P500 1500 or worse, and take multiple years to come back. Especially if you're talking inflation adjusted.

[Anonymous No.18152300]

>>18152043
She's a princess show some respect faggot

[Anonymous No.18152306]

All world or US only stock ETF?
All world or US only bond ETF?

Please help me retire.

[Anonymous No.18152321]

>>18151777
priced in

[Anonymous No.18152340]

>>18151837
priced in

[Anonymous No.18152350]

>>18152244

leveraged ETFs can be killed istantly
see >>18152107

[Anonymous No.18152354]

>>18152096
What stocks do you have in mind?

[Anonymous No.18152371]

Uh oh bullbros

[Anonymous No.18152378]

>>18151737
I love you corona-chan

[Anonymous No.18152384]

>>18152229
valid point

>>18152296
>They have a 3% death rate
you have a source for that? you're giving a number 20x bigger than what i'm seeing, which is 0.15%, and since people are still being treated, it might go up a little bit

[Anonymous No.18152395]

>>18150806
>that is why
>thailand not that bad hit even tho hygiene levels are not western standards
Thank God Thailand is not shitty then. Western standards is just one rank above streetshitters.

[Anonymous No.18152410]

>>18151922
1 out of 9 that have tested positive in Italy have died

[Anonymous No.18152415]

>>18152306
EU has neg rates so i would say only us bonds, stocks all world.

[Anonymous No.18152416]

>>18151939
in ny they have refrigerator trucks outside of the hospitals

[Anonymous No.18152425]

>>18151777
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.18152426]

reminder pro tip

The most important datapoint for tomorrow arrives at noon Louisiana . The deaths for that state.

They declined today from yesterday.

If they decline or stay steadily lower than the peak it's a very good indicator, not fool proof in anyway, but it's what you want to look at.

This is because New Orleans had a super-seeding event at Mardi Gras with very different weather than they currently have.

[Anonymous No.18152433]

>>18152410
only people who are going to the hospital are getting tested, there's a selection bias in the population being tested, which has been obvious from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.18152434]

>>18152416
source? sounds bullish

[Anonymous No.18152435]

>priced in nigga

[Anonymous No.18152439]

>>18151710
Ackman played all of you for chumps and got away with it.

[Anonymous No.18152440]

>>18152384
Look at the closed cases don't divide by the total. Some of the ongoing cases will die. It's deaths/(deaths+recovered).

[Anonymous No.18152442]

>>18152410
Northern Italy operator

"Everyone has it, if your symptoms are serious enough come in."

The spread was insane in Northern Italy.

[Anonymous No.18152447]

>>18152434
hmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.18152448]

>>18152410
For every person that gets tested there are dozens that don't

[Anonymous No.18152460]

>>18152448
for everyone that ends up in an icu I am assuming there are hundreds that don't

[Anonymous No.18152470]

>>18152002
>only 3x
>doesn’t buy options with 100x leverage

Holy fuck ngmi

[Anonymous No.18152474]

>>18152410
many were in the hospital for cancer and other chronic stuff, it's unfair to count them this way
Germany doesn't do this

[Anonymous No.18152482]

Are there any metrics for the ages of all these deaths? If all of them are 65+ who the fuck even cares, this is all just media panic and nothing burgers.

[Anonymous No.18152483]

>>18152024
Sad, mournful tits.

[Anonymous No.18152489]

>>18152439
Did Ackman make all his money in that little drop he caused instead of the full drop from the top? This was a very obvious crash, most smart people should have shorted the top.

[Anonymous No.18152490]

>>18152447
>13 deaths a day
>"Apocalyptic"
lmao

[Anonymous No.18152492]

>>18151777
checked

[Anonymous No.18152493]

>>18152474
germans have immunity because this is an escaped nazi bioweapon

[Anonymous No.18152494]

>>18152470
What's the highest you can buy?

[Anonymous No.18152507]

>>18152354
Scorpio tankers is the one I hold $STNG

[Anonymous No.18152511]

>>18152482
in my region is 79
slowly going down tho

[Anonymous No.18152523]

>>18152447
i really didn't want to hate the jews, but they're making it hard

[Anonymous No.18152525]

on Friday I said there would be 400 deaths in America on Saturday and 800 on Sunday, 1000+ on Monday (per day). /smg/'s response? "Wow, anon, that seems like a lot"

Looks like we're under budget and ahead of schedule!

[Anonymous No.18152530]

>>18152489
I exited my long positions 2 days from the top, took 70% yoy gains and waited until the bottom. So far, I've literally called the bottom and am up another 40% since. It's been totally insane. I've made 3 years wages in a month. Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knew he was putting on a show. How fucking stupid do you have to be, as a man, to take his words at face value? He was concerned about his father? He probably sees him a handful of times for an hour tops a year. Come on. The fact that the media enables this disgusts me.

[Anonymous No.18152533]

>>18152156
I bought this for about $350 new a couple months back. I’m going to rob SNSS Anon immediately if society collapses because he’s a 145lb nogunz convicted felon.

[Anonymous No.18152541]

>>18152530
Do you think we're at the top of a bull trap, and if so, when's the next big crash?

[Anonymous No.18152545]

>>18152533
>350 new
I'm nogunz because my dad was a faggit but are guns actually that cheap?

[Anonymous No.18152555]

>>18152525
DEATHS
1,997
29% (+448 past 24hr)
Ahead on those numbers. That was a very Bearish estimate for you.

[Anonymous No.18152558]

>>18152490
most hospital morgues can only hold like 3 bodies

[Anonymous No.18152567]

>>18152545
Yes, there are companies in America that literally make it their mission statement to make guns as cheap as possible, because they believe the 2nd Amendment is a universal right. Hi Point and Palmetto State Armory are the big two.

[Anonymous No.18152570]

if SQQQ goes straight down at all times why cant you just short it

[Anonymous No.18152571]

Our family has upwards of 10 guns but I don’t think we will use them you LARPing homosexuals. Did you guys stock up on Tyvex suits too?

[Anonymous No.18152574]

>>18152545
Yeah, PSA constantly has deals for long rifles under $400 online.

[Anonymous No.18152578]

>>18151915
Normiebook. Jesus.

[Anonymous No.18152582]

>>18152545
>are guns actually that cheap?
They can be. It's a wide range. Up here in leafland the most popular first time semi auto rifle purchase is an SKS. They run around 200 leaf. Decent rifles, too. The Russian variety is a bit nicer than the Chinese.

[Anonymous No.18152587]

Explain SQQQ and ETFs in general like I’m 5

[Anonymous No.18152593]

>>18152570
Because it going down is priced in

[Anonymous No.18152597]

>>18152533
I wish Canada wasn't such a faggoty fag country, this is my dream gun and furniture but it's "restricted" here

[Anonymous No.18152598]

>>18152587
what people without a job have to resort to, like in this general, because they can't do options

[Anonymous No.18152602]

>>18152587
No

[Anonymous No.18152609]

>>18152567
>>18152574
>>18152582
How much would a good quality rifle that lasts years run me?

Also what's a good first time all round rifle for innawoods or apocalypse scenarios? I'm afraid to ask /k/

[Anonymous No.18152610]

>>18152299
The longer the virus panic stays, the longer people will get used to barebones spending.
Six months of this and a whole generation will become Scrooge.

[Anonymous No.18152616]

>>18152598
Today I learned you have to be employed to do options

[Anonymous No.18152620]

i dont know much about guns but i bought a mossberg 500 with pistol grip and short barrel for home protection. based or cringe?

[Anonymous No.18152624]

>>18152545
You could get a .22 for about 125$.

[Anonymous No.18152633]

>>18151837
You're right, it was more like 20 million

[Anonymous No.18152634]

>>18152620
>berg
Cringe

[Anonymous No.18152635]

>>18151844
What about getting long on GUSH (oil 3x etf) in the near future, based on the expectation that oil will be up within now and a year

[Anonymous No.18152638]

>>18152587
Look up ETFs on khan academy or something

nobody’s gonna spoon feed you

[Anonymous No.18152639]

>>18152541
High likelihood this is a dead cat and we retest or even go a bit lower, but this was definitely the worst of it in terms of plunging down by such a large percentage. A lot of tech got massively oversold, which is where I put most of my money in (I even mentioned WDC here which was trading at some absurd number like 2x earnings), and if that's where your money is I would hold through the potential downturn. That said, it kind of depends on when we, for lack of a better choice of words, flatten the curve. If we really manage to reopen for Easter, which isn't very likely, you're going to see the biggest green dick that's ever been. If not? Then we'll really hit the bottom. Putting it all together, I think the market will crab out with a slight negative inclination until we start to see some actual numbers that demonstrate how bad the ones we've seen so far really are. Even then, I'm extremely bullish on tech and healthcare companies, at least for the short term on the latter, particularly those working on a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.18152640]

>>18152616
most brokers have that as requirement, or want credit, which nobody here has either of

[Anonymous No.18152651]

>>18152609
Can't go wrong with an SKS, that's a /k/ favorite. There's a image macro that has been around for years that's more or less still accurate. I am a fan of le ebin 5.56 AR because of my time in the Army.

>https://palmettostatearmory.com/jts-ak-12-ga-18-semi-auto-shotgun-black-m12ak.html
look you can get a semiauto shotgun for under $400 god i love this country

[Anonymous No.18152652]

>>18151837
That number does not include only Jews.

[Anonymous No.18152654]

>>18152609
A good rifle or handgun can literally last centuries, anon. It's something you can keep as an heirloom. The 1911 is 109 years old and just as effective as the day it was conceived.

[Anonymous No.18152658]

>>18152635
GUSH is 2x as of may.

[Anonymous No.18152670]

FNC will be the sole token in the #FinNexus ecosystem

[Anonymous No.18152676]

>>18152620
Solid choice.
Affordable, reliable, and easy to maintain.
Make sure you can clean it and get it back together.
Plenty of step-by-step videos and whatnot out there.

[Anonymous No.18152680]

>>18152609
Any rifle will last years if cared for. The specific one you get is based on your use case. Hunting? A bolt gun chambered in .308 or .30-06 with a decent optic is a good choice. Cheap and multi-role? Sks or AK 47/74. Expensive and multi-role? Welcome to the lego gun: AR-15.
You should really lurk /k/ for a while. It's a shadow of its former self but there are good threads and resources in there.

[Anonymous No.18152683]

>>18152639
What's the best US growth stocks? I'm Canadian so I want to keep my dividend stocks on the TSX so I don't have double taxation; but the best growth seems to be in the US.

[Anonymous No.18152687]

>>18152654
>my grandchildren will be using my keltec niggerblaster in the second finno-korean hyperwar
a comforting thought

[Anonymous No.18152688]

>>18152609
>I'm afraid to ask /k/
Go ask /k/ if nobody responds here. They're nice folk. I don't know a whole lot about the US selection. I only own an SKS and a 12 gauge. For shooty practice hobby i like archery more.

[Anonymous No.18152702]

>>18152620
IDK, I've never really like the idea of a shotgun for home invasions because
1. it's pretty awkward around corners
2. i dont wanna destroy anything in my house just because i had to kill a mexican

[Anonymous No.18152704]

Reminder China is lying. Fuck the shills.

[Anonymous No.18152716]

>>18152687
>good
>keltec
Hi, I'm Ian's Grandson, and on this video of Forgotten Weapons, we'll be taking a look at anon's niggerblaster...

[Anonymous No.18152723]

>>18152702
It's better whipping out your 7.62 chinese AK to return fire and accidentally greasing your neighbor.

[Anonymous No.18152736]

>>18152716
kek

[Anonymous No.18152764]

>>18152651
that image is bull fucking shit for pistols.

get a Canik TP9 and thank me later. no other pistol comes close, especially not for the price.

[Anonymous No.18152767]

>>18151737
Love you corona-chan!

[Credit Spread Officer No.18152774]

Who should America sanction to provide the best fi to the economy? Saudi Arabia, Russia, or China?

[Anonymous No.18152779]

>>18152083
wheres the uncensored version?

[Anonymous No.18152783]

>>18152683
Hard to say. I would stay out of AMD for now, even though it has a lot of momentum behind it, but still like it as a long term play. WDC still has plenty of upside, as it continues to be significantly undervalued. I've been eyeing TSLA too, but I think it's a bit too high given the recent movements in the market. Stay out of oil, at least for now. Retail is dead. Hotels and cruise lines are dead. MRNA for high volatility, if their vaccine is successful we could see that stock price double or triple. We'll know in a couple months. Only invest in stocks that you research first. Make sure you're comfortable with their business model and really think through whether or not their sales will be significantly impacted.

[Anonymous No.18152790]

>>18152774
No one. The stock market recovered the moment Trump stopped saying Chinese virus.

[Anonymous No.18152801]

>>18152017
b-but mumus said it was extremely seasonal! how can it be spreading in the southern hemisphere during summer?!

[Anonymous No.18152805]

>>18152658

Not worth getting into?

[Anonymous No.18152816]

>>18152683
GOOG
NVDA
MSFT

[Anonymous No.18152822]

In all honesty, how many people on leddit wsb are flat-out lying about their "made it" positions? I think I need to channel some of my retired autism to find out, because there's no way some of the positions they keep bragging about are true.. mostly considering they usually never even post how they made the money except a screenshot of that fucking Robinhood front page shit that shows a wonky line

[Anonymous No.18152824]

>>18152096
To late TOPS is already up 200%

[Anonymous No.18152839]

>>18152410
Italy is deliberately hiding the scope of infection to avoid creating panic. They ONLY test people who are quite sick.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/27/world/europe/italy-coronavirus.html

[Anonymous No.18152843]

>>18152774
Saudi Arabia but they have more leverage since they can just pull out of the OPEC agreements which require oil barrel purchases be made in oil (not coincidentally shortly before the removal of the gold standard).

[Anonymous No.18152854]

>>18152843
oil purchases be made in USD*
Woops

[Anonymous No.18152865]

>>18152805
hard to say. doesn't inspire confidence in the funds to me. just know what you're getting into/out of it beforehand.

[Anonymous No.18152867]

BASED EL-ERIAN GETTING BLOMPFBERG TO TAKE DOWN PAYWALL FOR HIS ARTICLE
> BASED EL-ERIAN GETTING BLOMPFBERG TO TAKE DOWN PAYWALL FOR HIS ARTICLE

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-03-28/coronavirus-don-t-read-too-much-into-stocks-sudden-rebound

>>18152426
Why would deaths be significant at all? Infection rate more indicative of spread in warm conditions.

>>18152651
What about some basic bitch shit like a glock? Considering how many there are because they’re standard issue for popo in the us, I thought they’d be good for a started piece to learn on because the availability during a happening. Lots of em around there if you need a replacement or parts for repair.

[Anonymous No.18152874]

Who here glad they are still holding their puts?

[Anonymous No.18152877]

>>18152783
gud post thanks fren

[Anonymous No.18152880]

>>18152801
Summer ended in austrialia a month ago dummy, it's fall now

[Anonymous No.18152885]

>>18152482
Half are under 50.

[Anonymous No.18152890]

>>18151837
Dont worry man, it was priced in.

[Anonymous No.18152897]

>>18152874
this is good news though that would make all the stocks go up for no reason

[Anonymous No.18152899]

>>18151842
Full of shit
Here is the paper:
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387
Dr Fauci didn't say that

[Anonymous No.18152901]

>>18152867
>TO TAKE DOWN PAYWALL FOR HIS ARTICLE
Good, only retards would pay to read an article and them removing it will probably 3x the amount of readers

[Credit Spread Officer No.18152904]

>>18152843
we'd probably just drone their royalty like we did with iranian generals.

[Anonymous No.18152911]

>>18152885
source:

[Anonymous No.18152915]

>>18152901
Block your cookies retard.

[Anonymous No.18152925]

>>18151710
I bought Boeing on the way down, made out alright for a long-term investment, I understand that traditionally you don't typically buy boeing stock for the purposes of selling, but I sold off some of my position when it was 40% up, taking some profit with the expectation that the coming months hold more dips and to use that money elsewhere for a bit. in general I think the market has further to fall but would that necessarily mean even harder times for boeing than thus-far, in the ~100 and under range?

[Anonymous No.18152930]

>>18152874
Iron hands

[Anonymous No.18152933]

>>18152899
he doesn't come out and say 0.28%, but close enough

[Anonymous No.18152935]

>>18151737
Dumb Asians. If they hadn’t eat shit, everything would be all right with the world. Is it so hard not to eat shit ???? Fucking crazy dumb Chinese

[Anonymous No.18152938]

CUOMO: IF TRUMP LOCKS DOWN NEW YORK, CONNECTICUT, NEW JOISEY, THE DOW JONES WILL COLLAPSE "LIKE WE'VE NEVER SEEN"

B U L L I S H

[Anonymous No.18152942]

>>18152774
China, to give them the last push so their assest bubble bursts and global shift pushes the industry into SEA

[Anonymous No.18152953]

>>18152839
tampons tests are almost half a million

>>>/int/120432437

[Anonymous No.18152968]

>>18152915
I don't read that shit either way, I'm talking about normal people here and the fact that only a few boomers would actually pay to read an article

[Anonymous No.18152969]

>>18152933
Seasonal flu is not flooding hospitals to the point they breakdown.

[Anonymous No.18152970]

>>18152938
based bear cuomo

[Anonymous No.18152973]

>>18152938
"IT WOULD DROP LIKE A STONE, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WOULD HAVE TO PHYSICALLY SHUT DOWN, BUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHUT IT DOWN"

"THE ECONOMY WOULD NOT RECOVER FOR MONTHS IF NOT YEARS"

"I DON'T THINK IT'S PLAUSIBLE, I DON'T THINK IT'S LEGAL, NO GOVERNOR CAN STAND FOR THIS"

[Anonymous No.18152980]

>>18152867
Deaths is a lagging indicator. It would show that the "change" happened the weeks after mardi gras

infection counts is more variable based on testing

[Anonymous No.18152981]

Reminder that your president allows your weak or old loved ones to die to save the economy and allows you or your countrymen to die on the IC because of a shortage of IC beds.

>80 PERCENT OF IC PATIENTS ARE OVERWEIGHT; AMERICANS BTFO
80 PERCENT OF IC PATIENTS ARE OVERWEIGHT; AMERICANS BTFO
>80 PERCENT OF IC PATIENTS ARE OVERWEIGHT; AMERICANS BTFO
80 PERCENT OF IC PATIENTS ARE OVERWEIGHT; AMERICANS BTFO

[Credit Spread Officer No.18152990]

>>18152969
because they prepare every season because of how predictable it is you fucking monolithic bag of whale shit

[Anonymous No.18152993]

>>18152933
I am amazed that even someone in Fauci's position has not paid attention to the WHO, who found that there are virtually no asymptomatic people. Virtually EVERYONE who catches it eventually becomes symptomatic and 20% need hospitalization.

[Anonymous No.18152999]

>>18152901
>doesnt know you can repeatably hit esc and the popup doesnt show

[Anonymous No.18153007]

bullish?

[Anonymous No.18153009]

>>18152933
IT's no more than 0.5%

[Anonymous No.18153010]

>>18152969
it happens sometimes, we just dont pay much attention. with all of the panic, hospitals have people clamouring to be admitted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EiJ5gunrZc

[Anonymous No.18153017]

>>18153007
priced in.

[Anonymous No.18153018]

>>18152901
>>18152915
Plenty of ways around it with bloomberg. The real thing is that el-erian has been calling the movements of the market very accurately, and was being mocked for saying don’t buy the dip.

He even had the JUST hair shopped on him for telling people not to buy the dip when the market surged into the blowoff top. Now he’s giving further guidance and specifically asked blompfburger to make it available without having to put up with paywall bullshit.

The one paywall I get pissed off with and can’t get around is the FT.

[Anonymous No.18153020]

>>18152867
>>18152651
Honestly you only need three things.
>A shotgun:
Good old OU from Browning or whatever you want

>A bolt action in a good caliber suited to your country:
.223/.308 in general
30-06 in the US
8mm Mauser in Central Europe
7.62 in eastern Europe
Etc.

>A simple .22 rifle for 200 bucks and a 1000 bullets for threefiddy

Optional:
>A handgun:
Glock 19, Revolver, whatever suits your fancy


If shit hits the fan you want to have something to shoot animals. Something easy to maintain and simple to repair with minimal equipment and a huge amount of spare parts and ammo available in your region.
The .223 AR-15 is nice but you are not trying to wage war with artillery assistance and squad tactics, you are trying to go out and shoot a rabbit or two.

[Anonymous No.18153022]

>>18152933
>closer to a bad flu pandemic than to 10-30% mortality like SARS or MERS
Yes? That's why we're comparing it to the Spanish Flu, which had a 1-3% lethality. The problem is that so many people need ICU treatment that the hospital system breaks and millions die of preventable diseases and treatable injuries.

[Anonymous No.18153023]

>>18152990
Neck yourself retard. No flu season is killing more than natural death until Covid-19 came along

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153024]

>>18152426
How they record the deaths is very important. A mother can give birth and months later be killed in a car accident and it counts as whatever the term is, i forget. but it implies that she was pregnant when she already gave birth and inflates numbers.

[Anonymous No.18153025]

>>18151850
No like rds.b, petrobras, diamondback energy, etc...

[Anonymous No.18153029]

According to an estimate by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), there were approximately 45 million cases of the flu in the United States during the 2017-2018 influenza season, resulting in an estimated 810,000 flu-associated hospitalizations and an estimated 61,000 flu-associated deaths

[Anonymous No.18153036]

>>18152354
They all are very low volume.

[Anonymous No.18153047]

>>18152990
This is some high tier retardation, where are the seasonal national lockdowns, the seasonal emergency field hospitals, the seasonal mass graves?

[Anonymous No.18153055]

>>18153029
But they dont cause pneumonia in 100 percent of the cases or overwhelm IC capacity as much as Corona. Also, the Wuhan virus is 10 times as deadly than flu faggot.

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153058]

>>18153023
nigga flu kills 500k people world wide every year. when corona kills 500k within a year or shows that it's not seasonal, then there's some concern. until then, just keep your distance from sneezing niglets as you normally would.

[Anonymous No.18153061]

I like watching the /pol/ mentality spread here. Bits of news out of context, or based on one small set of studies which are considered the outlier means suddenly that a man with 30+ years in the medical field is wrong somehow. As is the WHO.

[Anonymous No.18153064]

>>18152938
does he understand that it is priced in

[Anonymous No.18153065]

>>18152839
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.18153067]

>>18153007
he went long again
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.18153068]

>>18153007
oof

[Anonymous No.18153069]

>>18153029
Holy shit the flu just flew over my house, happening confirmed!

[Anonymous No.18153073]

ANDREW CUOMO: "I'M GOING TO SUE RHODE ISLAND"

"I THINK WHAT RHODE ISLAND DID WAS ABSURD AND ILLEGAL"

[Anonymous No.18153076]

>>18152993
>20% need hospitalization.
i'd be willing to bet that 20% want hospitalization because the media has scared them to death, but the % that "need" it is much lower.

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153079]

>>18152371
I really think that when Trump sanctions Saudi Arabia, not only will our economy get a jolt from inceased oil prices, but our market will moon like never before when all these shorts get squeezed into nothingness.

[Anonymous No.18153083]

>>18153055
It's not 10x more deadly.

It has a higher R0 than flu which creates a compressed time scale for peaking

Instead of boiling a frog it nukes it.

[Anonymous No.18153084]

>>18153058
Yes and we also have VACCINES for the flu. Unlike Covid 19. Which shows a 100% lung damage capability and no known weaknesses to known anti viral medications.

Apples to oranges you mook.

[Anonymous No.18153085]

>>18152410
>>18152433
>>18152442
Pretty much what the nothern italian operator said. The more that have the greater is the selection bias as medical staff has to concentrate on the most severe cases.

[Anonymous No.18153090]

>>18152973
Ah, I'm glad someone posted this. This is another example, similar to Ackman. Cuomo is obviously making a bullshit statement. It's not as if existing infrastructure suddenly crumbles, I mean for fucks sake Roman aquaducts are still standing. This is just politics. He has to say something to be in opposition to Trump, doesn't matter what that is. If Trump wanted them to stay open for business, which he actually keeps saying he does, then he'd come out and push for a quarantine. Things like this move the market, even if it's all bullshit. Be smarter. See past it and move with it.

[Anonymous No.18153095]

Mkay so which stocks should I buy right now?

[Anonymous No.18153096]

>>18153073
CUOMO BTFO
BASED RHODE ISLAND

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153098]

>>18153047
That's a very important question. Why ARE we freaking out so much over something that hasn't even come to 10% of the flu's power?

[Anonymous No.18153104]

>>18153058
>we should only start worrying about a rapidly spreading disease after it's already killed half a million people
Do you even understand how stupid that sounds?

"We'll deal with that train heading towards us when we've past the third wheel"

[Anonymous No.18153105]

>>18153007
>Knowing too much
>2020
Dont do that

[Anonymous No.18153108]

>>18152933
lmao this i sjust false https://twitter.com/Annibal97783312/status/1243567064725536769/photo/1

[Anonymous No.18153109]

>>18153007
Very.

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153115]

>>18153084
do you imagine we came up with the cure to influenza the second someone sniffled?

[Anonymous No.18153118]

>>18153083
I read the mortality rate is 3 percent while that of seasonal flu is between 0,2 and 0.3 percent.

[Anonymous No.18153120]

>>18153084
Anon. You have any goddamned idea of how many people forgo the vaccine.

[Anonymous No.18153121]

>>18153098
human psychology

we don't actually care about the most dangerous things statistically. Plus you have "experts" talking about a million dead.

[Anonymous No.18153124]

>>18152885
>44% are18 to 44
>18 to 44
>18
>44

[Anonymous No.18153135]

>>18153083
This. The real danger of COVID-19 is not the mortality rate, it is the strain generates on hospitals and the supply chain with massive burst.
Energy all focused on one point has high stopping power. The same energy distributed over a wide area does not.

COVID-19 is a nasty disease, but the largest concern is the exponential infection rate.

[Anonymous No.18153136]

>>18152839
They are not, they dont have enough tests. Roche (the company who makes them) cant make enough. Now China and Iran, yes, those two are definitely lying about their cases and deaths.

[Anonymous No.18153137]

>>18153118
7/3700 died on the princess cruise with 20% tested infections.

The avg age on the cruise was around 55

[Anonymous No.18153138]

>>18153084
Also your average person is just about as uninformed as this guy. There's already one vaccine undergoing human trials and many more under development.

[Anonymous No.18153140]

>>18153108
we know it spreads a lot faster than seasonal flu, so it would make sense that if everyone got it at the same time, there would be a concentrated spike in deaths.

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153142]

>>18153104
Do you understand how stupid it is to shut down non-essential businesses over something that hasn't killed 10% of what the flu kills every year? I mean, there's bigger health issues than the flu, and we still go on with our lives. FLU SEASON IS ALMOST OVER. 500K KILLED. CORONA CASES FOUND IN NOVEMBER. WHEN DOES FLU SEASON START?!?!??!?

[Anonymous No.18153147]

>>18153018
Get those words from the start, available on FT itself, and use them to search for unauthorised clones

[Anonymous No.18153153]

>>18153098
see
>>18153104
Because we know that ~1% (±0.5%) will die with proper treatment, ~5% need ventilators and an ICU bed, ~15% need hospitalized. We also know that, when it's uncontrolled, it spreads with an R0 of ~2.4, which means the doubling time is less than a week. If you don't stop the spread quickly, it gets insanely bad. So far only Brazil has been stupid enough to take that path. Watch Brazil and India.

[Anonymous No.18153154]

>>18153137
The cruise was not representative though literally
>N=1

[Anonymous No.18153161]

>>18151737
Black haired thick Coronachan is better

[Anonymous No.18153167]

>>18153120
And hilariously they contribute to high influenza death rates.
This is why /pol/ gets laughed at.

[Anonymous No.18153168]

>>18153055
I couldn't imagine living life as bluepilled as you

[Anonymous No.18153173]

>>18153142
>>>>>18153055

[Anonymous No.18153183]

>>18153140
well clearly that is a problem regardless of the actual death rate being high or not, since it fucks with everything and people end up dying anyway

[Anonymous No.18153187]

>>18153142
THE TRAIN HASN'T EVEN HIT US YET, WHY WOULD WE MOVE?

THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR ARGUMENT AND IT IS THE STUPIDEST ARGUMENT I HAVE EVER HEARD, EVEN DONALD FUCKING TRUMP GETS THIS, EVEN BORIS FUCKING JOHNSON EVENTUALLY UNDERSTOOD THIS, ONLY YOU ARE STILL STRUGGLING WITH THIS CONCEPT, YOU AMAZINGLY STUPID ASSHOLE

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153195]

>>18153121
Now, why would our American propaganda machine put this out? Think about the game theory behind this. We all know those anchors are ultimately paid to say what the owner of the station wants them to say, and those rich mother fuckers always have an agenda.

[Anonymous No.18153198]

>>18153007
This is honestly the most bullish thing I have seen so far. I'm so happy that I bought 4/3 DB calls. DB 10000 EOM.

[Anonymous No.18153207]

>>18153183
The average flu doesn't put you on a ventilator and kill off your lung cells in droves leaving permanent damage.

[Anonymous No.18153209]

>>18153084
please watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_AyuhbnPOI

>>18153183
i agree that it's still a problem, no one was prepared for the infections happening at once. we're not set up for dealing with it.

[Anonymous No.18153213]

>>18152011
I don't know. You tell me

[Anonymous No.18153215]

>>18152933
If you assume that there are many times more asymptomatic cases then we think, that does imply that the CFR is much less than estimated. However, it equally implies that R0 is much higher.

The number of dead bodies must be explained one way or another. You can claim it's as deadly as the flu, or equally infectious, but not both.

[Anonymous No.18153225]

>>18153020
Also would like to have something that doesn't get me v& in cali in case civilization stays intact. Is there a guide to going nogunz->yesgunz for califags?

appreciate what you've shared so far, will look into those

>>18153147
You've gotten that to work? Tried that with google before and just got blurbs that would forward me back to the FT for the full article

>>18153161
This x100
weird blonde sticky hair looks gross

[Anonymous No.18153228]

>>18153135
>exponential infection rate
It doesn't have that though.
Nor does it have this burst thing.
99% of the people who get it won't even know they had it.

[Anonymous No.18153229]

>>18153084
You dumb monkey shit NOTHING is 100 percent for fuck sake there are people with HIV who have been asymptomatic for decades and no problems whatsoever. Learn to not be such a media brainwashed faggot

[Anonymous No.18153237]

>>18153209
Source: Dude trust me

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153239]

>>18153153
There are far more infections than we can test for. The death rate is similar to the flu. Superspread events took place. The flu killed above 1sd a few years ago. We didn't freak the fuck out then.

[Anonymous No.18153241]

>>18153225
Provide a sample article, let me test if I can find it.

[Anonymous No.18153244]

>>18153229
Somebody is mad that he lost money. o_o uWu;;

[Anonymous No.18153245]

>>18151747
The risk is that this ain’t the bottom lol. But for real, even if you’re right and it goes back up extensively, 1 major drop halfway can mess your whole profit margin up. Let’s do some math.

“Index A” is at $3 and drops to $1

You think it will go up and is at the floor so you buy a 3x Bull ETF (ETF A) that trades off “Index A” for $1

You were right and next week “Index A” jumps to $1.50. “ETF A” goes to $2.50

You hold and next week “Index A” Drops to $1 again (33%) on a market scare. “ETF A” Drops to $0.025. (99%)

Next week “INDEX A goes back to the previous high of $3. (300%) “ETF A” goes to $0.075(300%)

In this scenario you’re err right about the floor and it went back to baseline. But you lost everything. This is a very extreme case, but you can very quickly end up being upside down even when correct about the direction, because leveraged ETF lose value compared to the product they are tracking over time. Only buy leveraged products when you are confident of short term movements, never hold for multiple weeks especially in high volatility.

[Anonymous No.18153250]

>>18153228
>It doesn't have that though.
>looks at Italy, Spain and Iran.

Hmmm

[Anonymous No.18153253]

>>18153244
His anger is priced in.

[Anonymous No.18153254]

>>18153237
>i'm unable to think critically
thank you for confirming

[Anonymous No.18153263]

>>18153228
It's literally doubling the number of people infected daily.

>>18153229
You mean the same ones taking antiretroviral drugs? or the ones who died? Learn to actually fucking research a claim before spouting off such blatantly stupid nonsense. Until you do >>>/pol/
Go back.

[Anonymous No.18153265]

>>18153137
>using total ship and not just infected
>using age of total ship when staff (younger than passengers) were infected at a higher rate
South Korea has a 1.5% mortality rate with the most extensive testing in the world

cry moar mumu

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153266]

>>18153154
The cruise ship had horrendous are quality and led to a superspread event. Same thing happened in those old ass italian hopsitals with outdated vent systems.
>>18153173
corona doesn't cause pneumonia 100% of the time. if this disease was 10x deadlier tahn the flu, then we'd have 5 million dead already, you nigger dick lover.

[Anonymous No.18153268]

>>18153195
>hurr durr muh game theory
>hurr durr muh fake news media
You're arguing that China turned off its entire economy because CNN fearmongered two weeks later, which is not only ridiculous but actually fucking violates causality. CNN didn't go full panic until the NBA shut down, which was literally a month AFTER China shut down.

[Anonymous No.18153269]

>>18153142
Clearly its going to be worse than the flu as it’s spreads way easier and is deadlier. It’s our first time encountering this specific virus and we’re seeing it’s ability to destroy lungs. Combine that with a lack of ventilators and then we’re talking about even more deaths. Why do you think the scientists are stupid for being concerned about this? Why listen to CEOs and Trump who clearly only care about the economy? Either admit you don’t care about the death numbers or use common sense.

[Anonymous No.18153277]

how much do you lose from decay by holding SQQQ asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.18153282]

>>18153244
No I just hate faggots who read one post on Twatter or an article on buzzshit and instantly become epidemiologists

[Anonymous No.18153286]

>>18153228
>99% of the people who get it won't even know they had it.
1. that's a bullshit statistic. 17 year old athletes, 30+ healthy people no prexistings drop dead. It is a nasty virus.
2. If more people were asymptomatic as you say, that increases the transmission rate which aides the infection rate.

[Anonymous No.18153296]

>>18153254
>"I don't need facts or evidence. I just need an argument from authority"
K.

[Anonymous No.18153299]

>>18151915
>Aye Tony...

[Anonymous No.18153302]

>>18151777
The volatility will end in 3-4 weeks I agree but we will face the economic impact of this for 2 years minimum

[Anonymous No.18153304]

>>18153282
baka!!!!! ª{•̃̾_•̃̾}ª

[Anonymous No.18153305]

>>18153263
Dumb nigger what is CCR5 double knockout mutation

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153315]

>>18153187
We got hit with the train already. I have a number of friends that were already hospitalized before all this shit went down. Just don't have a shitty immune system and all you've get from it is a dry cough.

>>18153195
There's a saying: nobody knows until everyone knows.

[Anonymous No.18153322]

>>18153266
>The cruise ship had horrendous are quality and led to a superspread event.
Source?

>>18153266
>if this disease was 10x deadlier tahn the flu, then we'd have 5 million dead already
>Trusting the Chinese or Iranian numbers
Mortality rate of Covid-19 is between 2,5 and 3 percent average across ages.

Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.18153330]

>>18153225
>Also would like to have something that doesn't get me v& in cali in case civilization stays intact. Is there a guide to going nogunz->yesgunz for califags?
Im not American but I do not think there is any restriction for you on sime OU shotguns and bolt actions.

[Anonymous No.18153332]

>>18153225
https://www.ft.com/content/c78be2cf-a1a1-40b1-8ab7-904d7095e0f2
https://dnyuz.com/2020/03/27/china-and-huawei-propose-reinvention-of-the-internet/

https://www.ft.com/content/d6604d86-fc4a-4509-b8ff-ebaa6a1e7901
https://www.reporterit.com/2020/03/28/rosneft-pulls-out-of-venezuela-over-us-sanctions-dnyuz-top/

Oh, by the way: use duckduckgo to search for the bootlegs

[Anonymous No.18153337]

>>18153305
>No I just hate faggots who read one post on Twatter or an article on buzzshit and instantly become epidemiologists
>proceeds to larp as an armchair epidemiologist
i bet you're some chink phd's lab bitch at best dork ∩(_)∩

[Anonymous No.18153344]

>>18153266
>old ass italian hopsitals
Northern Italy has one of the best medical systems in the world.

[Anonymous No.18153353]

>>18153315
¿_ﮌ
namefag is a big baka
alert the media

[Credit Spread Officer No.18153361]

>>18153263
>he doesn't realize confirmed cases is a lagging indicator

[Anonymous No.18153365]

Anybody trading with TD Ameritrade? I've gotten used to ThinkorSwim, even though it's UI is autism boomer shit. I have an IRA and I want to open up a second account for liquid short term fun trading during this hyper volatility yolo we are all gonna die event. What's the best account for short term fucking around with leveraged ETFs?

[Anonymous No.18153372]

>>18153344
Honestly what I'm most concerned about is that the disease positives are massively underrated because we cannot produce test kits fast enough so testing is severely limited.

[Anonymous No.18153373]

>>18153305
>CCR5 double knockout mutation
That literally has fuck all to do with your argument as the consequence of such is removal of the pathogen from the system. READ THE WIKI before you throw it around recklessly.

[Anonymous No.18153391]

>>18151737
Coronachan is a man.

[Anonymous No.18153393]

>>18153365
You're gonna get rekt baka!!!!! ح˚௰˚づ

[Anonymous No.18153394]

>>18152078
Why do you think they aren’t ruining your future when they’re doing that?

[Anonymous No.18153395]

If you think we should resume life as if this virus isn’t happening, you either are dumb as rocks or are butt hurt that they lost money because of this.

[Anonymous No.18153398]

>>18153098
Nobody knows if it will be as bad as the flu until it’s as bad as the flu. Also there’s lag time of 1 month with a simple 1 magnitude moving forward so the people we see today were infected 20 days ago with an R02 and death rate of .6% that’s gonna fuck shit up. I also just way under estimated and even doing that it’s still really fucking bad. Shutting down the country is pointless now tho. We might as well just go back to work. Only way shutting down works is if you live in a communist country and can patrol the streets or do it early enough. Shutting down the economy at this point is dumb

[Anonymous No.18153402]

>>18153393
RKG is that you?

[Anonymous No.18153415]

>>18153365
you've already picked the right one

[Anonymous No.18153426]

>>18153225
>weird blonde sticky hair looks gross
Yes get this pedo shit off my smg thread. Why would she be blonde, bitch is from china and imbued with demon bat energy. This version isn't even drinking age to have a corona and character design wise, is shit. Shit color palette and no tits. Ebolachan was a loli. Coronachan is a fully developed semen demon.

0/10 loli coronachan incarnation.

[Anonymous No.18153429]

Is weekend trading priced in?

[Anonymous No.18153435]

>>18152587
Are you 5?

[Anonymous No.18153439]

>>18153402
No, I'm not your Internet tranny gf.

[Anonymous No.18153440]

>>18153373
>took into biology for liberal arts majors 5 years ago, thinks he knows stuff
>Had to read wikipedia to get what I'm saying
>Still doesn't understand the point
>claims central part of argument has nothing to do with it
I'd tell you to go back but I think that we all know where you frequent

[Anonymous No.18153441]

Is the heat death of the universe priced in?

[Anonymous No.18153451]

>>18153429
Haven't you heard? The whole future is priced in.

[Anonymous No.18153457]

>>18153439
If I was in a relationship with RKG I'd have her living somewhere that's not a hellhole lmao

[Anonymous No.18153472]

>>18153395
people with compromised immune systems will wear masks more often, people will wash their hands more often, and disinfection companies will have additional business. In 3 months time, you will barely notice a difference. also your puts will expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.18153473]

This crisis is being interesting in the sense that it will be possible to know what things are really immune to depressions.
It's amazing how many business become ghost towns when the shit hits the fan.

[Anonymous No.18153474]

>>18153440
Jokes on you, I'm not an epidemiologist. I'm an RF engineer. I don't pretend to be one and the fact that you tried using a wikipedia description as your source says a lot about your abilities.

You're the textbook example of Dunning Krueger

[Anonymous No.18153480]

>>18153415
Dont they jew you if you want to enjoy your gains at an age where your dick still works?

[Anonymous No.18153496]

>>18153480
i was responding to anon's question about thinkorswim as his short term gambling account, not IRA where there are penalties for early withdrawl

[Anonymous No.18153501]

>>18153441
no
But the fact that it isn't priced in proves that it won't happen. Scientists don't understand why yet

[Anonymous No.18153516]

>>18153474
>RF engineer
bro same
what is your favorite frequency

[Anonymous No.18153520]

>>18153517
>>18153517
>>18153517
move

[Anonymous No.18153541]

>>18153277
Lots

[Anonymous No.18153552]

>>18153472
masks are best used for the people coughing so they cough into the mask.
washing your hands doesn't magically wash your smart phone, mouse, keyboard, and other devices you frequently touch along with your face during the day.

Touch your phone with dirty hands, wash your hands, touch your phone again, touch your face, infected.
>it's just the flu bro
>wash your hands and life is back to normal bro!
not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18153569]

I hope the virus dies off or something soon cause the longer it goes the higher the body count becomes. At some point the supply lines for all other things will break. At some point no more workers for the farms, factories,etc. That's the point to where we're truly fucked. Just think if all the members of congress got infected. Or the executive branch. The Military already is infected to some degree.

[Anonymous No.18153585]

>>18153391
how dare you

[Anonymous No.18153588]

>>18153516
I have an affinity for HF but desu synthetic aperture radar using Parametric subspace decomposition methodology is endlessly fascinating. Unfortunately I generally have to stick with modeling propagation in the UHF frequencies for my current job as we build out a rural network for internet.

[Anonymous No.18153633]

>>18153588
>telecom
ah
I'm in particle accelerators, another 50 year old dinosaur technology that refuses to die

[Anonymous No.18153637]

>>18153394
touché

[Anonymous No.18153640]

>>18152188
No you cope-monger ICU rate is not 1% and to the moron looking for a source, literally check all the fucking stats since day 1 of this shit, about 5-10% of confirmed cases end up in the ICU and about half of those die. About 5-10% of total infected cases are detected/confirmed.
And yes the death rate is high enough to be unacceptable but the real danger is the high ICU rate and if you’re not even on that ball months into this you deserve to lose all your dumb bull money.

[Anonymous No.18153641]

>>18153569
It would be good as a system reset

[Anonymous No.18153644]

>>18152063
Fucking faggot imagine thinking your measly $3k holding means your vote makes a difference at the AGM. Stop wasting your time with that shit

[Anonymous No.18153648]

>>18153480
only talking about Roth IRAs, which have a number of advantages for younger investors in lower tax brackets:

If by “jew you” you mean let you withdraw your principle contributions without any taxes or fees, and let your gains compound tax-free in your account until you reach retirement age, yes.
They also Jew you by letting you withdraw SOME of your gains to make a down payment on your first home, and pay for educational expenses for yourself, your spouse, and your children.

If you really want to access your gains, and can’t get by using those loopholes, then yeah don’t use them. But if you think you’re going to need that money that badly, maybe you shouldn’t be messing around with stocks.

Also, expect there to be more and more exceptions made as Washington wants to encourage people to invest, because stock market going up means all the people in power are more likely to be re-elected.

[Anonymous No.18153689]

>>18153633
Fusion in ten years from now, since 1950.

[Anonymous No.18153690]

>>18153474
Kid, I didn't even need to check wikipedia to know this. This is basic shit anyone who likes to play doctor, like you clearly do, should know. Also interesting how you literally have to scroll through wikipedia to catch me in a mistake, see that you in fact are a dumbass, and try to steer the argument away to "haha dunning Krueger big word you lose!"
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.18153870]

>>18152933
lies. chink urns of burned dead are more than double the amount of reported fatalities. moretality is way over 1% which is quite high

[Anonymous No.18153951]

>>18153061
i love watching the leftist MSNBC mentality spread here. believing the communist Chinese propagandists, believing the word of the corrupt and communist beholden WHO as gospel. making retarded opinions based on literal fake stats on the worst pandemic of the last century and calling it a nothingburger. keeping head in the sand. good stuff


http://shanghaiist.com/2020/03/27/urns-in-wuhan-far-exceed-death-toll-raising-more-questions-about-chinas-tally/

[Anonymous No.18153964]

>>18153690
>"I don't pretend to be a subject matter expert."
>"You like to play doctor"
>"I literally know nothing about this and admit it. However, I find it odd that your words go against what the WHO, multiple studies, and every doctor in the world says"
>"You just enjoy playing doctor"
Is your head up your ass for the warmth?

[Anonymous No.18153988]

>>18153951
Ah yes, the WHO and the entire medical world is wrong but you, a literal fuck all who works as a gas station attendant, you are the real source of knowledge and truth and insight.


Right.

[Anonymous No.18154077]

>>18153451
Only bad news is priced in; good news will make the market soar to new heights.

[Anonymous No.18154107]

>>18153964
Oh my bad bad dude. I'm actually really sorry. I just noticed the part of you being an rf engineer and realized I was shitposting with a person who is unironically very far on the spectrum. I really didn't mean to trigger one of your episodes. I'm really sorry

[Anonymous No.18154355]

>>18153332
thanks bud!

[Anonymous No.18154421]

>>18153988
>Trusting the WHO