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Next month I will have an extra $4500:
>$1200 Trumpbux
>$1800 from not paying rent
>$1500 from subletting apartment

I plan on using half to short RIETs and SPY. How should I invest the rest?

>> No.18149138

Based.

>> No.18149139

Hedge with an oil long.

>> No.18149141

>>18149131
SPY is going to rocket up just to margin call you. its gonna be hilarious

>> No.18149148

>>18149131
Post bull trap freefall will be this week so it may be a bit late to short when you get the money, might still be able to pick up oil cheapies tho

>> No.18149158

>>18149141
This. Market goes up from here

>> No.18149176

>$1800 from not paying rent
>he pays 1800 dollars in rent
>a month
El em ah oh

>> No.18149185

>>18149148
It won’t be this week buddy

>> No.18149186

>>18149131
Based

>> No.18149199

>>18149158
>>18149141
Agree

>> No.18149208

>>18149131
Absolutely based. Put it all into options.

>> No.18149246

>>18149131
>mongoloid that rents for $1800/month instead of buying thinks shorting the SPY is a good idea
we must be near the bottom kek

>> No.18149319

>>18149131
Not paying rent? Wow can you say BASED? Very based! Extremely BASED!!! Fuck landlords!!!

Yet another very subtle commie thread wow you guys are good at this. I love trannies now.

>> No.18149351

>>18149176
1 BR apartments in my city average $2100/mo

>> No.18149375

>>18149131
Put $900 into gold
Put $300 into silver

Save the rest because you will have to pay rent at some point.

>> No.18149475

>>18149131
save it up for medical treatments because if you're my tenant you're soon gonna 'suffer an accident'

>> No.18149496
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18149496

>>18149131
Clever Girl

>> No.18149511

Good luck losing it all anon. I doubt you have any knowledge to make any money

>> No.18149523

>>18149351
Youre a cuck for paying that

A 2 bedroom flat in my apartment in England (not london obviouisly) is 600 USD a month

>> No.18149556

>>18149351
you are being cucked if you pay that
the housing bubble is known for some time now but even worse some still give their hard earned money to those money grubbers

>> No.18149580

>>18149523
Not all of us live in a village on an inbred island

>> No.18149582

all in with the rest on a qtrade shitcoin, 3x in a month or 2

>> No.18149583
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>>18149496
that thing in the pic is a white male

which is a shame because white males make the best trannies usually

>> No.18149607

LINK anyone?

>> No.18149619

>>18149583
i fucking hate you so much you dont even understand

>> No.18149645

>>18149580
UK isnt that bad lad.

If you live in silicon valley, san francisco, vancouver etc, expecting to 'make it' butr youre trading pyramid scheme coins hoping to become rich on a 'get rich quick scheme' youve lost laddo. Move to Thailand or somewhere if oyu wanna make it trading shitecoin. Why waste 2000USD a month when youre fighting a losing battle

>> No.18149665

>>18149583
queers should be banned and forced back to their containment board at all times >>>/lgbt/

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>>18149583
Kek he fucking used a marker to make it look like he has cleavage. Even while he has a bra on that is smashing his soi tits together

>> No.18150194

>>18149141
It already did. Why does everyone talk about the thing that is going to happen like it didn’t already just happen 1 day ago? Is it a mental disorder them ignoring they missed shorting in March. Missed the dead cat top and then will miss the final decent to the bottom?

>> No.18150306

>>18149176
*ay

>> No.18150394

>>18149131
500 in Monero.
500 in Bitcoin.
1000 in $slv.
750 into shorting Aramco.

>> No.18151155

>>18149131
What reits are you going to short anon? I want to short some but didn't know whether to short residential or commercial or both

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18151195

>mfw subletter stiffs you on $1500

>> No.18151215

>>18151155
Both, absolutely both.

>> No.18151232

>>18149131
Not paying rent is retarded. You will just have to pay it later faggot

>> No.18151291

>>18151232
Tell that to Cheesecake Factory, landie. Also good luck trying to rent out their space if you're retarded enough to evict them. You'll be cleaning up and renovating that Aladdin looking place for months before you can get a new tenant. Same applies to getting the curry scent and water injected mold deposits out of the apartment walls and the cement out of the toilets.
Hopefully you learn your lesson before it comes to that.