/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18138525]

new york is a shithole edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
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https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18136825

[Anonymous No.18138563]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18138570]

hi

[Anonymous No.18138571]

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[Anonymous No.18138579]

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[Anonymous No.18138602]

Vote for what will we see on monday.
https://www.strawpoll.me/19634001/

[Anonymous No.18138603]

So crypto is shitting itself again. What does that tell us?

[Anonymous No.18138619]

>Were the last shorts squeezed after 4 day of pumping?
>Yes
>Did we trigger the bull run threshold?
>Yes
>Have the jornous baited them back into buying?
>Yes
>Did the bill pass?
>Yes
>...

[Anonymous No.18138622]

>>18138603
nothing

[Anonymous No.18138627]

>>18138603
Unironically a priced in indication of a traditional market dump

[Anonymous No.18138629]

I can't tell if we're going to go through a recession as we should or whether we're going to brute force and pump to high heavens and pretend nothing bad ever happened in a bubble that will pop some time later down the future.

[Anonymous No.18138630]

according to a doctor from the state, Louisiana deaths have like, 40% diabeetus, 30% lardasses – giving evidence "Americans of exceptional girth" may be as vulnerable as grannies, and America may see a ridiculous death rate in some states

[Anonymous No.18138633]

OPTIONS
P
T
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N
S

[Anonymous No.18138641]

>Having to take a fat fucking shit made me not able to sell SQQQ before close. May have been the most profitable shit I ever took.

>>18138603
>Crypto
More like "In the Crypt you Go"

[Anonymous No.18138646]

>>18138629
DCA and don’t waste time with calls or puts

[Anonymous No.18138652]

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/27/822633107/four-dead-aboard-cruise-ship-with-covid-19-cases

When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.18138662]

>>18138525
you still haven't fixed the educational sites, its like you freedom.

[Anonymous No.18138663]

>>18138633
You are unironically a retard if you think putting in puts right now isn’t an excellent timing

[Anonymous No.18138665]

*coof* *coof*
oh no

[Anonymous No.18138666]

I have no money.
And also I am gay.

Do I have a comfy Monday / week coming?

[Anonymous No.18138685]

Imagine not buying SQQQ before market close

[Anonymous No.18138687]

>>18138652

God this county is so fucked when the virus hits hard. Glad I work in healthcare so I at least won't lose my job and I have an in for good care

[Anonymous No.18138688]

>>18138666
No

[Anonymous No.18138694]

As seen by me in Jacksonville Beach Fl about an hour ago. Social distancing is off the menu and our puts are printing, boys

[Anonymous No.18138701]

>>18138694
LOL. Florida is going to get so rekt

[Anonymous No.18138702]

>>18138652
>https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/27/822633107/four-dead-aboard-cruise-ship-with-covid-19-cases
Sink it.

[Anonymous No.18138708]

>>18138666
666

[Anonymous No.18138716]

>>18138666
did you really buy a April Call

[Anonymous No.18138721]

>>18138687
But you may die. My dad almost got a job at the hospital that his friend recommended, the reason the spot was open was because the previous guy died of corona. My dad didn't take it.

[Anonymous No.18138725]

>>18138708
Nobody liked that.

[Anonymous No.18138728]

>>18138694
>Jacksonville

This place is gonna get wiped off the map and I won't shed a tear

[Anonymous No.18138734]

>>18138694
bro if i get corona i get corona

[Anonymous No.18138735]

>>18138701
>>18138728
Yes we are and I am not going any closer than that picture to anybody if I can help it. Getting everything delivered to my NEET cave and I'll sanitize it all before it comes in the house

[Anonymous No.18138737]

Here's your chart for next week, the 10y bond. 20% moves in stocks and it was almost flatlined this week.

[Anonymous No.18138738]

>>18138525
Will the retarded leftypol spammer show up in this thread too?

[Anonymous No.18138746]

>>18138685
I would rather not sweet out my weekends..

[Anonymous No.18138763]

>>18138687
Here lies anon's final words.

[Anonymous No.18138767]

>>18138721
>Potentially die
vs
>Make it out big when the next great depression hits and I still have a well-paying job

Eh, I don't have any comorbidities as far as I know so it's not the worst odds

[Anonymous No.18138771]

>>18138716
Why is that a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.18138779]

>>18138627
>>18138603
Nothing really until 5am Sunday Morning. If it is still red, markets will crash.

Crypto unironically is a really good way of measuring the true sentiment of the global markets, the red-er crypto is, the worse the market sentiment is.

If you think about it the FED, nor any government, “pumps” bitcoin, so you can use it as a true signal of how the global market is doing.

[Anonymous No.18138797]

>>18138687
Wait, is corona virus real? Asking seriously.

[Anonymous No.18138799]

Regretting buying those calls and selling 2 of my puts (1 profitable, 1 at slight loss).

[Anonymous No.18138800]

>They priced in the "peak"?

[Anonymous No.18138803]

>>18138767
My dad is a boomer who used to smoke

[Anonymous No.18138811]

>>18138525
Any ausfags here have any advice on internet brokerage apps and services. Geared mainly towards investment and not day trading?

[Anonymous No.18138817]

>>18138797

[Anonymous No.18138818]

Red open Monday, Fed pump all week to "show this corona who is boss"

[Anonymous No.18138834]

Has the market priced in Trump's heart attack and Pence winning the election?

[Anonymous No.18138835]

>>18138633
Have a higjer qualitt pic? Barely readable, but too much effort so stopped bothering.

[Anonymous No.18138846]

>>18138694
Whit’s is so fucking good tbf

[Anonymous No.18138850]

>>18138818
Fed will unleash double infinity QE

[Anonymous No.18138851]

>>18138797

You dead boy

>>18138803

Yeah it's a good idea for him to stay away from potential coronavirus hotzones then

[Anonymous No.18138854]

>>18138779
Based

[Anonymous No.18138859]

>>18138629
When we have more green days than red and Peter Schiff goes back to one podcast a week on a down day or a big day for gold, we’ll know we’re back in a bull cycle. Extra points for daily ZeroHedge articles about muh illogical markets.

[Anonymous No.18138868]

>>18138846
I agree it really is. And the little authentic style pizza joint right down the street. Fucking love that place. Hopefully it'll still be in business when this corona shit blows over

[Anonymous No.18138871]

Oil Chads sound off. Do we think there is going to be a further buying opportunity this April or has the ship sailed last week?

[Anonymous No.18138878]

>>18138694

jfc the entire us is fucked beyond all belief

[Anonymous No.18138879]

Gh

[Anonymous No.18138887]

>>18138871
Friend you're supposed to buy oil next month when production actually starts ramping up

[Anonymous No.18138889]

pharmacist called and told me no refill plaquinil because shortage

[Anonymous No.18138890]

>>18138630
good

[Anonymous No.18138891]

>>18138767
Doesn't matter, they'll work you into the ground. 50 doctors in Italy have already died from it

[Anonymous No.18138898]

Got some short iron condors on SPY for May 15.

[Anonymous No.18138899]

Newfag here, had my first green day today.

I bought a bunch if SQQQ earlier in the week not realizing it would be a bulltrap for 4 days, and while I've DCAd it lower, Im still worried.
Average price is 21.59, which doesn't give me a lot of wiggle room if we get Bullcucked again. Should I just sell it next time we hit a big bull patch and start fresh with something else?

[Anonymous No.18138914]

remember most people who die from corona are men so the more people who die the better your position in the sexual marketplace will be

[Anonymous No.18138919]

>>18138887
I know I got in recently thinking it was the bottom losing my discipline. I sold my PSX holdings for a gain in todays pre market. I hoping that it gets wrecked in april and I'm stuck holding the XOM, BP, and RDS.B bags. Got 2,400 to spend though. You have any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.18138931]

>>18138899
Yes, if we dump big or crab on Monday, sell it off. DCAing into an inverse ETF is insane and stupid and if it works just take your profit you crazy diamond

[Anonymous No.18138934]

>>18138694
oh my god, what #COVIDIOTS!

[Anonymous No.18138937]

>>18138889
what does it mean tho
are you gonna die :(

[Anonymous No.18138938]

>>18138871
You should've bought the Oil tanker stocks, not the oil stocks. There is so much excess oil from no one driving, that it is having to be stored unconventionally.

[Anonymous No.18138943]

>>18138914
Yeah but it's mostly going to be fatsos and men with comorbidities. Chad's will still be alive and well.

[Anonymous No.18138947]

>>18138914
Thankfully I have a GILF fetish so coronavirus works out great for me

[Anonymous No.18138955]

>>18138947
ewww gross

[Anonymous No.18138963]

>>18138938
What oil shovels and pick plays would you recommend, tankers and pipeline/refineries?

[Anonymous No.18138966]

>>18138914
>Have celtic chad DNA
>Corona chan making me wealthy
>Been working out in isolation even more
>2025 will have mandatory breeding quotas with rich chads
What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.18138972]

>>18138889
nuuuuuuuu

>>18138914
too bad we'll all have glass lung and not be able to go very long running out of breath

[Anonymous No.18138974]

>>18138890
Very good
https://www.oppagirls.com/pichana-yoosuk-thailands-prettiest-supermodel/

[Anonymous No.18138978]

>>18138947
Doesn't the US get more than that on average?

[Anonymous No.18138987]

>>18138914
wow great, with all those 80 year olds out of the way I'll finally have a chance with stacy.

[Anonymous No.18138989]

>>18138966

Coronachan will prove who the real fit men of the world are when the gyms are taken away from everyone

[Anonymous No.18138991]

>>18138978
Posted on the wrong thread. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.18138994]

I need to reevaluate my life and stop trying to pursue short-term gains.

[Anonymous No.18138996]

>>18138943

[Anonymous No.18139003]

Almost forgot, KHC pays out the divvy today (well technically it'll be tomorrow).

[Anonymous No.18139004]

>>18138963
Still in the process of figuring that out, but what I think is big ass tankers that haven't seen use in awhile will be contracted or that ships that aren't normally for storing will be contracted. Ship owners will take free money to essentially let their shit float for no reason. I know nothing about the market, but I would try to find low buy in points for anyone that can store oil. Let me know if u do

[Anonymous No.18139019]

>>18138989
Amazon delayed my goddamned pullup bar and I love doing pullups

[Anonymous No.18139080]

who's ready to buy the dip? I just keep buying bluechip companies for the long. thanks bobo, blood for the blood god

[Anonymous No.18139127]

>>18139080
me me me me me
dip me like a ballroom dancer

[Anonymous No.18139132]

>>18139080
Dude the bottom is going to take like a yearlong march down.

[Anonymous No.18139139]

Raytheon is going to merge with UT. Raytheon shareholders will get 2.3 shares for every 1. Raytheon is currently at a 1.4x premium over UT stock. Doesn't that make it free money to buy Raytheon right now, so long as the value of the post merger stock is above the UT's current price? Am I dum?

[Anonymous No.18139146]

>>18138525
You know what isn't priced in? Anon getting a girlfriend
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18139156]

Where can I find dividend buy in and payout times?
Clorox has a pretty fat divvy and I think this event will be a lasting scar in the mind of Karens everywhere. The will abandon their essential oils natural organic horse shit for the rest of their natural lives. I think it could be a nice long as well as divvyfrend.

[Anonymous No.18139169]

>>18139004
One thing to consider anon is IMO 2020. This is essentially fuel regulations for tanker and cargo ships that requires the fuel to be low sulfur. If oil would haven’t dropped off a cliff then we may have seen a price squeeze with the ships basically having to run on diesel instead of bunker fuel but the regs were suspended with corona.

Ships that are missed sailings due to the virus may be in the process of having their fuel systems upgraded but you could potentially see decreased storage capacity as the tankers are being retrofitted down the line

[Anonymous No.18139174]

>shitcoins crashed 11% within a couple of minutes
now it's happening
and probably another red monday for markets

[Anonymous No.18139175]

Should I keep fucking with sqqq, sdow, tvix or should I start buying s&p and blue chips regardless of vix/dumping/coronavirus deaths and just hold for a year?

[Anonymous No.18139183]

Ouch

[Anonymous No.18139196]

Post rate has a strong correlation with the volatility index. Need an autistic quant to crunch the numbers for me. We'll talk about it over brunch tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18139200]

>>18139175
buy bluechips with most of your money and fuck with VIX with some fun money you're okay with losing

[Anonymous No.18139202]

>>18139175
Why would you do the latter?

[Anonymous No.18139204]

>>18139183
that’s what you get for being english

[Anonymous No.18139214]

>>18138603
SPY 200 by 4/1

[Anonymous No.18139217]

>>18139202
Cause I'll be the boomer with the huge portfolio in a few years while everyone is eventually expires their puts.

[Anonymous No.18139221]

Nothing can stop me now. No mater what happens with the virus shit I'll still have a job and I'll still get paid. I'll still be bringing down divvy payouts like mad. ONTX will fly when the P3 data comes to light bringing me 20,100+ in an eye blink. While I'm just enjoying the very laid back work atmosphere I'm counting down the days till I get my 2400 bucks.

[Anonymous No.18139228]

Am I reading the stimulus news right, it's only a one time 1200 deal now? Did the Dems really just fuck themselves out of the election for electric windmills?

>>18139169
Good data. It think I'm onto something, but I haven't figured out where the buy is. SOMEONE is going to end up storing this shit.

[Anonymous No.18139240]

>>18138629
Imagine if they dont let the bubble pop now, when they have an excuse in the virus
>rather than later, when there will be no excuses

[Anonymous No.18139256]

>>18139228
Agreed. If you find something please post. I will have a look as well.

[Anonymous No.18139257]

>>18139228
1x $1200 and an additional $600 increase to base unemployment benefits, up to 4 months.

[Anonymous No.18139277]

>>18139217
Yes but you could have that by entering the market in a year from now and spend less money by doing so

[Anonymous No.18139285]

All these big politicians and famous people who got the virus almost two weeks ago haven't died yet. Make sure you don't miss the bottom when we pump after they start announcing they beat it. It's just the flu.

[Anonymous No.18139291]

>>18138889
godspeed, lupusbro

[Anonymous No.18139297]

Is oil going to take another shit soon?

[Anonymous No.18139299]

>>18139183
jesus....

[Anonymous No.18139311]

>>18138737
Explain

[Anonymous No.18139320]

>>18138652
Bullish and priced in

[Anonymous No.18139339]

>>18139139
Usually for mergers and acquisitions the prices are fair. Sometimes there is a premium for holding but that premium is for interest and the uncertainty that the merger will happen. Basically mergers are unironcially priced in.

[Anonymous No.18139359]

>>18139228
>880 pages
Fucking hell. The republican one last week was only around 274. How much shit did they add?

[Anonymous No.18139372]

Some guy asked for this. Here you go.

[Anonymous No.18139375]

I read to where during next year's taxes (2021) you won't get any "blow back" from this 1200/2400 check you get.

[Anonymous No.18139385]

>hundreds of italians die each day at hospitals
>Stays at the Vatican only to give empty blessings
#NOTMYPOPE

[Anonymous No.18139389]

Why is everyone so bearish? It dumped end of day today like all Fridays rn. You should've bought in, it's going up on Monday. All you tards are predicting market crash conditions that won't mature for months or years. Make your money on the way up, and down.

[Anonymous No.18139399]

Started investing in stocks 2 weeks ago, how exactly do they extract these fees from me? Out of my brokerage account, on selling my shares, or what?

[Anonymous No.18139400]

>>18138737
The short term ones are negative. Seeing the 10y yield nosedive is something else.

[Anonymous No.18139401]

>>18139372
Wasn't me but I appreciate it all the same. Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.18139407]

>>18139385
Unironically wish he'd die of the kung flu

[Anonymous No.18139408]

>>18139359
300 pages of it is a Final Fantasy Fanfiction that Mitch wrote. I don't know about the other parts

[Anonymous No.18139424]

>>18139399
Take it out of your dividend I imagine.

[Anonymous No.18139434]

>>18139389
Well, it dumped today despite infinite QE and the bill being passed(going to be reading it in full tomorrow). That said, I have no fucking clue what's in store for Monday.

[Anonymous No.18139461]

>>18139399
fund fees come out of the fund performance
so basically, if you have a fund that tracks XYZ index, with a total expense of 1% per year. Then if XYZ index goes up by 5% in a year, the fund will go up close to 4%

[Anonymous No.18139463]

>>18139399
you're getting scammed that's what

[Anonymous No.18139488]

Priced in

[Anonymous No.18139502]

Big down Monday.
Death tolls will rise, a lot.
Fed has done a lot lately but it will not be enough.
They will have to expand their mandate to be able to continue in order to buy corporate bonds, and worst yet junk bonds. This will take congressional approval which hasn't even begun to be talked about yet.
Nobody has fully appreciated the duration or impact of this shutdown yet.
The dead cat bounce is over. It's gonna be a lot more pain next week.
V shaped recovery bulls are idiots that cannot appreciate what is really happening.

[Anonymous No.18139511]

>>18138525
>had my best day ever today long
>close was the most bearish ive seen since 2011
whatever the market knows, its bad news

[Anonymous No.18139520]

>>18138779
Would it depend much depending on what regions invest bcoin the most or would it be proportional?

[Anonymous No.18139538]

>>18138771
Remains to be seen but it's unlikely this will be a quick recovery.

[Anonymous No.18139549]

I see another week of major dumping. nothingburgers are still in denial that 50 million are about to die.
By May 14th, it should be over, no one left to infect.

[Anonymous No.18139551]

>>18138931
How so?

[Anonymous No.18139560]

~600 Americans will die tomorrow and ~1000 will die Sunday.

[Anonymous No.18139564]

PSSSSST hey kid you want in on some insider secrets?

[Anonymous No.18139569]

Hilarious how quickly sentiment changes. People were calling me a delusional bear here yesterday for saying you have today, maybe monday, as your last chance to dump stocks at inflated prices. Then you get one red day and bulltards vanish. lmao.

[Anonymous No.18139575]

>>18139551
under normal market conditions it's a good way to lose a lot of money. these days it might just work out

[Anonymous No.18139576]

>>18139551
Because they converge towards 0 in the long term so it's literally just throwing money into a black hole. You DCA into things that go up in the long term.

[Anonymous No.18139580]

>>18139183
JUST PUT IT INTO A FUCKING DIVVY ETF LIKE HDV OR SPY OR WHATEVER
JESUS HAVE MERCY

You realize you could make a cozy 8k pounds a year with no further actions in a normal year?

[Anonymous No.18139587]

>>18139560
That's a pretty big jump anon. Any reason why?

[Anonymous No.18139604]

>>18139564
That would be immoral and unfair...

[Anonymous No.18139612]

>>18139560

How many will be dying two weeks from now?

[Anonymous No.18139614]

>>18139569
>doesn't understand that bearfags/bullfags are the same exact people just switching sides to whichever trade makes them more money and shitposting the whole time to stress out anons even more
ngmi bro

[Anonymous No.18139619]

>>18139569
Which is strange because the last 10 minutes of days rarely predict the next. We've had pumps that led to dumps and dumps that pumped, and pumps that pumped more, and dumps that dumped more. The last dump didn't even make a new low, it could very easily go back up.

[Anonymous No.18139626]

I wonder how much money Credit Spread Officer makes.

[Anonymous No.18139627]

>>18139587
Louisiana saw a 40% increase in deaths today and I'm betting a lot of major outbreaks in secondary cities and states are on similar paths. New Jersey has 8000 cases but only 27 new deaths today. I don't think it'll stay anywhere near that low. A week ago Louisiana had double digit deaths, too.

[John Johnson, working for the (...) No.18139629]

>>18139564
Yes, my nogga.
Please write loud and clearly

[Anonymous No.18139637]

>>18139612
Hey kid ya can't eat morals. It's a sure thing kid, just say you're interested huh?

[Anonymous No.18139640]

>>18139502
i need -10% just to begin recuperating my losses...

[Anonymous No.18139642]

>>18138850
They said it was infinite to abate market fears. But its not. And its going to collapse.

[Anonymous No.18139647]

>>18139311
S&P, 10y bonds and the dollar are the big 3 to get a general sense of what's going on in the markets. This week, the dollar and stocks were highly correlated. The dollar lost about 1/2 it's gains while the stock market shot up. I see that breaking down somewhat from here. It was a panic in one direction and now we got the unwind. But while all this was happening, bonds, a gigantic market, were mostly steady while the fed was buying up debt like crazy. So I don't think they've reached some comfortable range and we could be looking at a(nother) big move. And if they start making big moves so do lots of other things. And the chart looks like it's ready to move.

[Anonymous No.18139651]

>>18139502
this tbqh, we're going lower over the next week/fortnight

[Anonymous No.18139653]

A lot of bulls can't comprehend that the financial system is fundamentally changed forever. And this will continue for quite some time.
For the past 10 years, probably the entire investing life of some people here, they have always "bought the dip". And it has always worked.
But times have changed. Nothing but pain for quite a while I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.18139654]

>>18139612
Depends how the American hospital system fares. I don't think it will be good. Maybe tens of thousands, maybe low hundreds thousands (total, not per day)

[Anonymous No.18139660]

>>18138834
No.
We're not at all time highs yet, so no.

[Anonymous No.18139665]

>>18138694
I live less than a mile away from here. This is weird.

[Anonymous No.18139666]

>>18139019
Are towel pullups worth it or just a meme?

[Anonymous No.18139671]

>>18139629
BUY AND HOLD GTX. It's a sure thing kid, just remember me when you're on your yacht eh?

[Anonymous No.18139681]

>>18139339
So is there any reason to buy one stock over the other?

[Anonymous No.18139683]

>>18138633
>discord
>screenshot then cropping
>not buying puts

[Anonymous No.18139691]

>>18139671
Get him boys
He slipped up

[Anonymous No.18139704]

>>18139653
>the financial system is fundamentally changed forever
Yea soon they will see

[Anonymous No.18139705]

>>18139671
A turbo charger manufacturer?
Why?

[Anonymous No.18139712]

>>18139653
we're in for the 1960s. government prints money like its toilet paper. stock market is stagnant, only goes up if you're not counting inflation. wages have to steadily grow to keep up with inflation.

[Anonymous No.18139723]

>>18139372
AAAAAbsolutely based.
Where did you come from? Why did you do this?
I just started posting this image 2 days ago when I stumble upon it and it triggered a paternal instinct or desire to breed or something.

Looks great! Seems like you know what you're doing...

[Anonymous No.18139726]

>>18139691
You didn't tell me you were a pig! ENTRAPMENT!! You morally bankrupt assholes!

[Anonymous No.18139738]

>>18139705
If you don't see it there's no helping you.

[Anonymous No.18139752]

anons did they pass the 2 trilly? i fell asleep :(

[Anonymous No.18139764]

>>18139712
So basically it's just...
Not skimmed?

[Anonymous No.18139780]

>>18139666
what is towel pull up

[Anonymous No.18139785]

>>18139738
What? Are they building ventilators?
They are based in Wuhan too. Are they opening up their doors again soon?

[Anonymous No.18139791]

Is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.18139795]

>>18139705
don't you see man??? TURBO VENTILATORS! saving lives with that sick blow off noise.

[Anonymous No.18139812]

>>18139738
Prepping for a mad max scenario eh?

[Anonymous No.18139820]

>>18139795
Fuck yeah. Inflate those lungs to 500psi.

[Anonymous No.18139822]

>>18139795
I once had an Attending surgeon, from Puerto Rico no less, tell me that "barotrauma doesn't exist, anybody who thinks you can blow up lungs is a faggot."

[Anonymous No.18139823]

>>18139666
Pretty good for grip strength

[Anonymous No.18139826]

>>18139785
>Are they opening up their doors again soon?
Already have friend. And They produce more than turbos.

[Anonymous No.18139832]

>>18138633

Ah the Dave and buster's puts - you timed it wrong, there was a day where they dropped over 50% in like 4 hours

[Anonymous No.18139833]

>>18138685
>Shorting the Nasdaq 100
>When tech is going to be one of the very few sectors to benefit from the new stay-at-home world order
Why would you do this? Why not the Russlel 2000 Smol caps?

[Anonymous No.18139839]

>>18139780
You wrap a bath towel around the pullup bar and do your pullups while only gripping the towel. Supposed to build muscle in your wrist/forearm

[Anonymous No.18139844]

>>18139795
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *PSSSSSSSHHHHH*
>the patients lungs explode

[Anonymous No.18139846]

>>18139681
Lol dude don't ask me shit. I'm a 20 yo with 3k and most of it is in cash. I just know generally how these things play out. Also that usually the buyer share price goes down, as they acquire debt, and the guy getting bought goes up as they get bought for a premium. I'd imagine they are the same either way except one may be riskier if the deal falls through. Again I don't know anything.

Here are some free books by the way:
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

[Anonymous No.18139847]

Tell me a secret bros

[Anonymous No.18139861]

>>18139791
Extremely lionish

[Anonymous No.18139862]

>>18139822
how do people get well being on ventilators then?

[Anonymous No.18139865]

>>18139822
My air compressor would like a word with your doctor. That sounds like a challenge.

[Anonymous No.18139869]

>>18139826
What's the eoy projection?

[Anonymous No.18139873]

>>18139822
this is true
I have a turbopump on my nicotine vaporizing device that lets me get up to 3x the juice into my lungs with the power of modern technology

[Anonymous No.18139884]

>>18139847
80% of 4chan posts are made by bots

[Anonymous No.18139887]

>>18139873
Kek

[Anonymous No.18139891]

>>18139705
why not!! ahaha

[Anonymous No.18139894]

>>18139847
Put all your income in pinks, forget about your bills they'll be paid after you get your corvette.

[Anonymous No.18139895]

>>18139647
From my understanding, the big boys had to re-balance this week after their big sell-offs earlier this month. Considering how much shit is hitting the fan and the fact that this is speculated to have initiated somewhere between Feb. and Sept. last year I'm projecting continued downward spiraling. Someone pointed out that Trump and his Cabinet of Horrors might be attempting to manipulate the public with a "rally 'round the flag" and I don't doubt it one bit considering the happenings as of late.

The grim reality of it all is they're injecting huge amounts of cash, the fed is buying assets at an unprecedented rate while also offering relief with QE (which they're talking about pushing into phase 4) and throwing cash to the general public who are now partially incentivized to be unemployed, which is going to detriment the dollar. This I strongly suspect is to undermine the increasing strength of the dollar to stabilize it as the standard, but to the direct detriment of the American public.

Then you've got a bunch of corporations that shit out a bunch of bonds bought out by banks and hedge funds (a la the '08 crisis) who are verging on getting a credit downgrade, which is going to be a shitshow. Top that off with all this temporally displaced income. People either getting laid off, shitcanned, or worse: furloughed. Consumption drops, rent payments dry up, CC bills go unpaid, and suddenly everyone in the consumer-commercial sectors is shitting all over themselves in a panic because they're late on their term loans.

I'm not going to say it's going to drop like a roller coaster, but it's going to go much further down before it goes much further up, I suspect.

[Anonymous No.18139897]

>>18139671
Oh shit, are they making vents for Honeywell?

[Anonymous No.18139917]

>>18139897
shhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18139921]

How do we deal with the invations on schizo Qoomers on this board? These retards think Trump abolished the fed because he let the government borrow money from and blackrock keep an exchange fee. It's very annoying.

[Anonymous No.18139936]

>>18139895
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18139952]

>>18139895
Literally priced in last week. The worst that can happen is a double bottom

[Anonymous No.18139953]

>>18139921
who would've thought that 40 year old bitches who don't get enough dick lose their mind?

[Anonymous No.18139956]

I want to hate the virus for the death and other shit it's causing but how can you hate something if it's giving you gifts like crazy? Without the virus I'd never get a paid vacation if you will from work (I just go in and do pretty much nothing for 8hrs), I'd never get 2400 extra bucks from the govt on top of my yearly refund, and I'd never get to see the market shit so bad and buy cheap stocks.

[Anonymous No.18139960]

>>18139921
It comes with the territory, what can you do?
Like this copypasta shit>>18139936

[Anonymous No.18139961]

>>18139936
What do you think of JNUG

[Anonymous No.18139976]

>>18139956
you aren't getting it because of the virus, you're getting it because of how people react to the virus. those are 2 different things.

[Anonymous No.18139980]

>Trump now has unlimited poomp powers

DOW 10k BY FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.18139983]

>>18139936
I love this pasta.

[Anonymous No.18139994]

>>18139921
Bro, I was interviewed by the FBI after a data breach at my job and they whipped out a folder of Q boomer Twitter screencaps asking if I knew them. I didn’t, of course, because I’m not retarded and don’t even have a Twitter account but the point is this, if the government doesn’t know how to deal with the mega LARP conspiracy faggotry then we unfortunately have no hope.

[Anonymous No.18140009]

>>18139956
This. Currently getting full pay and only working about 8-16hrs a week. Then get another paid week off. Some days I wonder if Im dead or in a coma.

[Anonymous No.18140011]

>>18139956
we should have more disasters...
disasters are great

>>18139994
the government doesn't know how to deal with anything
if they did, they would get real jobs

[Anonymous No.18140019]

OH NO NO NO NO NO MY AFRICAN AMERICAN BROTHERS
WE GOT TOO COCKYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.18140020]

hello there is everybody staying hydrated?

[Anonymous No.18140024]

>>18139994
maybe they were fucking around lol. they got sent to an easy investigation that will be cleared up by their tech team, forced to interview hundreds of boring people. guy took a collage of Q anon crazies to have a cool story to tell at Quantico.

[Anonymous No.18140030]

>>18139869
>Caring about projections
What are you a sheep?!

[Anonymous No.18140033]

How much cash are you keeping on hand, just in case?

Just had my ATM limit increased to $2,000...

>>18139921
mostly ignore
don't take bait

>>18139895
Maybe I should keep some money in Yen just in case, but I kinda think you don't know what you're talking about.

Buffett taking out debt denominated in Yen has me curious though.

>>18139936
Based as always, my friend.
Hell yeah dude. That's why I liquidated everything.

>I wish I had liquidated everything. Probably should've bought more short ETFs after the bell too.

[Anonymous No.18140034]

>>18140020
With coca and cola

[Anonymous No.18140051]

>>18140030
NO DUDE I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY CALLS I SHOULD BUY FUCK I HAD NO IDEA

[Anonymous No.18140059]

>>18140019
How do I short niggers?

[Anonymous No.18140076]

>>18140033
like $20 cash in my wallet, about $10k in my bank account. Several pounds of shiny rocks in the house.
I don't see any reason to have too much extra cash. What would happen where I would need it?

[Anonymous No.18140078]

>>18140033
Hell yeah brother, people are fucking sheep. This market is so volatile and it's so obvious everything is going to crash. That's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

[Anonymous No.18140104]

>>18140059
impossible they're too tall

[Anonymous No.18140108]

>>18140076
Banks freeze accounts or something. Need to bribe someone. Need desperately to purchase something important. Not really sure it just seemed prudent?

I don't have any physical shinies though.

[Anonymous No.18140109]

>>18140033
Anon, checked and also agreed. We've been due for a hard landing for five years, honestly.

Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

[Anonymous No.18140118]

>>18140078
>people are fucking sheep.
>proceeds to be a sheep

[Anonymous No.18140119]

>>18138738
how do we deal with these retards? If shit hits the fan in murica the sjw will trick the people into believing in commie shit, simply because of their confidence in it.

[Anonymous No.18140124]

>>18139795
honestly all these people figuring out how overclock ventilators have been astounding

[Anonymous No.18140127]

Someone please explain to someone who doesn't understand stocks HOW the FUCK is JAPANESE stocks going up? There's Japanese companies across the fucking board from electronics to entertainment doing numbers and gaining upwards as if there isn't any fucking pandemic. No really what the fuck is going on there? They do have cases and there is an emergency, though people there aren't taking it seriously.


Why are their markets doing well?

[Anonymous No.18140133]

>>18140033
>How much cash are you keeping on hand, just in case?
Unironically around $6.5

[Anonymous No.18140141]

>>18140127
because their numbers are 1/100th of everyone else's despite being exposed to the virus for much longer.

[Anonymous No.18140145]

>>18140127
Jap govt is buying them, duh doy.

[Anonymous No.18140149]

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/feds-cure-risks-being-worse-110052807.html
Is this priced in?

[Anonymous No.18140162]

At what net-worth does cunny come on the table?

[Anonymous No.18140165]

>>18140127
The people who are pumping are doing so in the knowledge the market is artificially afloat and basically doing their best to make a quick buck before it realigns with reality - the nonces holding the bags will be those pumping thinking the market reflect reality

[Anonymous No.18140168]

>>18140145
why does only BOJ do this? (so far)

[Anonymous No.18140189]

>>18140162
As soon as you can make anime real, bingo.
>>18140127
do you understand how far they went down, and how they are valued in relation to the rest of the world's stocks? And that the BOJ has informed the world that they intend to keep buying the market?

[Anonymous No.18140192]

>>18140162
epstein tier you retarded pedo. so never for u

[Anonymous No.18140195]

>>18140162
0

[Anonymous No.18140222]

>>18140149
All this talk about what is worse, going back to work or the disease, when the fucking Fed probably is going to eclipse both anyway.
Infinite QE has to stay on forever now. If it ever stops it will instantly pop the bond market (among other things). Whatever the state of the economy, when infinite QE ends it will drag us into or deeper into a recession.

[Anonymous No.18140226]

Another weekend of never having sex

[Anonymous No.18140234]

There was a fucking line of cars at the bank today and every time I checked it was still packed! It was the only building people were parked at and the drive through was full!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN BROS???

[Anonymous No.18140244]

>>18140226

[Anonymous No.18140248]

>>18140234
People are converting meme assets - cash, bonds or stocks - into real assets like Toilet Paper, Green Peppers, Beans, or Eggs

[Anonymous No.18140259]

>>18140222
>Infinite QE has to stay on forever now.
pretty much
we were already in that position anyway after 2008, though
central banks can't ever normalize

[Anonymous No.18140266]

>>18140192
So I must hope the stock market crashes

[Anonymous No.18140275]

>>18140059
That's the sad truth of it kid, they shorted themselves from the start.

[Anonymous No.18140276]

>>18139895
>but it's going to go much further down before it goes much further up, I suspect.
I'll just give a few thoughts on the overall picture of the recent s&p.
I think every single weak long is out by now. We can separate the down move into two groups. the earlier dip buyers and the second group where we starting getting big players covering shorts and buying in. I would say it's slightly down to neutrally set up right now, but that's mostly because of the speed of the move off the low. I think they could push it all the way to the 3000s. There recent buyers start taking profits, long term investors get close enough back to even and the real economic damage isn't going to show up immediately because the numbers are just one offs for now.

[Anonymous No.18140281]

>>18138937
>>18138972
>>18139291
t-ty
will be fine have mass storage of these things

desu wish could find some safe way sell them

[Anonymous No.18140293]

>>18140234
cash under your mattress, food that doesn't expire, and guns are the necessities in a post-coronavirus world where social disorder takes over once the hospital beds fill up and people chimp out once we hit 30% employment and their grandparents get turned away from the hospital

[Anonymous No.18140307]

Will Brent dumb on Monday?

[Anonymous No.18140314]

>>18139671
Ah, fuck it. I've got Trumpbux coming in, I'll put $50 on it.

[Anonymous No.18140351]

Is this a good buy? Will oil bounce back to at least 75% of what it was in the next 1-3 years?

[Anonymous No.18140353]

>>18138694
>>18138728
>>18138846

How many other /904/niggers are on here?

[Anonymous No.18140357]

>>18139691
stop posting this weeb shit on my 300 ways to lose money thread you stupid fucking weeb. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO LOSE MY SAVINGS when people can't post their stupid advice, because you take up the space with your weeb shit?

[Anonymous No.18140358]

>>18140314
That $50 will be $500 in a month just watch.

[Anonymous No.18140385]

>>18140276
me weak long and sold yesderpday

close was flacid, needed be above 2600 this week for real shot @ 3k next week

would say you wrong about institutionals closing shorts
am still seeing large shorts placed at very good times

some real-estate hedgers probably closing shorts but that about it

[Anonymous No.18140387]

>>18140226
Don't worry bro

[Anonymous No.18140411]

>>18140133
I think I’ll do okay with 2.5k for now... but I really don’t think the banks are going to fuck everything up. Thanks for saying

Unironically... not sure why I didn’t buy more inverse... only got 1k in DOG and TWM. Pretty dumb considering I also opened bullish put spreads in Applied Materials and Coke. What the fuck did I do that for?

[Anonymous No.18140434]

>>18140357

[Anonymous No.18140443]

>“We could potentially run out of vents in the New Orleans area in the first week in April" (Governor Edwards)
>New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell said the same day that the city expects hospital beds to fill within two weeks

>“This is a disaster that will define us for generations.” (NO DHS Director Arnold)

>about 43 percent of its adult population falls into “at risk” categories
>poorer, characterized by marked racial and social disparities in health status and health access, and often saddled with multiple existing conditions
>“We’re seeing more comorbid conditions that are common to Americans, such as high blood pressure, stroke, and diabetes.”

[Anonymous No.18140455]

Alright I’m about ready to pull out of the market Monday. After hours today I bought some bear stocks in Dow nasdaq and s&p and if the market is green I’ll just walk away. Not really a huge bear but this weekend is just going to be catastrophic in terms of death and mayhem from the virus and if it doesn’t push the market down and show the 15 day thing to be the fantasy it is I’m going to stop trying to make money in this rigged game.

[Anonymous No.18140467]

>>18140276
If a move up to 3000 happens it must be done extremely fast. As fake as the market may be big players can't ride the next leg down if they keep pushing up on bad news and confusing the masses. The more detached from reality this gets the harder it will be to cause euphoria and panic to the average person when they'll want to make the big moves.

[Anonymous No.18140483]

>>18140434
based

[Anonymous No.18140489]

>>18140109
lol no

[Anonymous No.18140504]

>>18140293
You make it sounds like the hospitals will be perma full up. After the first 2 waves of infections and... mass deaths, we should have gotten FDA approval for Kevzara and gotten a lot more ventilators and masks... vaccine isn’t impossible, but maybe antivirals from the regn trials will work out... it won’t take forever for the supply chains to get back on track and then those who didn’t die from lack of toilet paper will be more valuable now that there’s less people around.

[Anonymous No.18140517]

>>18140443
I thought hurricane season was over ~

all the fatties and junk food eaters are on notice: eat right and exercise if you want to live

[Anonymous No.18140542]

Rate her growth

[Anonymous No.18140546]

>>18139612
6 million

[Anonymous No.18140561]

>>18140546
60 million you anti-semite

[Anonymous No.18140562]

>>18140149
>$625 billion of bond buying a week going forward
HOLY
I knew they were having the pumps on with QE but I didn't realize the scope. I knew about the ETFs and CBs already but it never crossed my mind how it was beyond their powers.

I bet the founding fathers really are turning over in their grave. So many debates over central banking and all of it was null. It is just like technological advancement with it's inevitable spread over the century.

>>18140226
People always said it's over rated but I never really believed them, maybe one day you'll see.

>>18140357
unbased
>>18140434
very based

[Anonymous No.18140563]

>>18140542
oh god im cooming

[Anonymous No.18140578]

>>18140192
how do we rid ourselves of those loli pedo faggots? any ideas? it's bad enough I have to read delusional, arrogant bulls all day, this makes me want to migrate to wsb.

[Anonymous No.18140582]

>>18140578
then do so faggot

[Anonymous No.18140585]

>>18140385
>@ 3k next week
>>18140467
>move up to 3000 happens it must be done extremely fast.
I think the rapid move up has passed since we're close to the middle now. It would have to be a little more grindy from here on if it does make it

[Anonymous No.18140594]

>>18140578
leave and stay there

[Anonymous No.18140600]

>>18140578
Please go back

[Anonymous No.18140612]

I wanted to buy USO or WTI or BNO, but they all trade futures and the price just naturally erodes over time? Is there anything that just straight up matches the price of oil like SLV does for silver?

[Anonymous No.18140621]

>>18140578
This>>18140582
Go and stay go

[Anonymous No.18140635]

So, the $290 billion Trumpbux were just printed as an excuse to pass the bill so that the other $5.7 TRILLION could be printed and used as corporate welfare to keep the whole rotten thing chugging along until November.
Is that the size of it?
And you have politicians from "both sides of the aisle" publicly ridiculing the man who wanted to get it on record.
This is a new low.

[Anonymous No.18140636]

>>18140594
funny how you preach all those conservative ideas, and at the same time tolerate this fucking shit in your own fucking base. kinda makes you think if you aren't just trying to commit an elaborate suicide via the 4th reich.

[Anonymous No.18140651]

>>18140585
>It would have to be a little more grindy from here on if it does make it.
Whatever it is if they pumped at record unemployment, and pumped at the oil crumble continuing, and pump at the US being closed for long after Easter then they need an actual apocalypse to cause panic to the people that are seeing this to send them selling. You never know when the Russia-Saudi deal will come.

[Anonymous No.18140662]

>>18140578
cringe

[Anonymous No.18140676]

>Been hodling SQQQ and SDOW for 5 days now.
I bought and $24 and $60.
I just want this ride over by Monday.

[Anonymous No.18140685]

I am 22 I have $43,000 is this good? What should I buy?

[Anonymous No.18140691]

>>18140685
Stay out of the market for now. Read all of Investopedia. Turn 360 degrees from /biz/ and walk away.

[Anonymous No.18140698]

>>18138687
kek

[Anonymous No.18140703]

>>18140635
>5.7 trillion
I thought the grand total was up to 2 trillion in actual spending, not the 6trillion number that had been floated a week ago

>>18140685
you should buy the best stock

[Anonymous No.18140706]

>>18140685
maybe take a quick fucking two second glance at the charts right now motherfucker

[Anonymous No.18140713]

>>18140612
I heard USO is the best. SLV holds actual silver, all the oil ETF/Ns only hold futures so you are stuck with the contango.

>>18140636
Nigga anime is top every ideology/GroupThink agrees. Hell, even China is trying to fabricate their own anime girls

What ever happened to /smg/ movie nights?

[Anonymous No.18140732]

>>18140636
who is "you"? im an anarcho-technofuedalist

[Anonymous No.18140733]

>>18140691
You can tell this is solid advice about /biz/ because he said do a 360

[Anonymous No.18140740]

>>18140612
The contango on USO isn't terrible. You won't see a big difference between USO returns and the benchmark futures price on a few month hold.

[Anonymous No.18140741]

>>18140703
the larger figure includes the desired action by the Fed (4-6 trillion in lending)

[Anonymous No.18140750]

>>18140703
The bill apparently has provisions allowing the Fed to Brrrrrr some more at its own discretion.

[Anonymous No.18140806]

>>18140794

>>18140578
NEW!!!!

>>18140794

>>18140794

>>18140794

>>18140794

[Anonymous No.18140807]

>>18140733
This joke is older than you.

[Anonymous No.18140814]

>>18140685
What do you mean is it good. Come on jack. Take it and put it into puts or a bear etf then take your profits or your loss and sit it out. This market is fake.

[Anonymous No.18140818]

>>18136303
Gregory was right all along.

[Anonymous No.18140824]

>>18140806
Not even bump limit or page 10, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.18140836]

>>18140149
We will see stock purchases soon. The FED and American gouvernment will soon control huge parts of the economy and collapse with them at some point.
Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.18140839]

>>18140517
Few pleasures remain. Can’t go to the gym anymore. I can only drink so many cups of coffee. These threads suck because so many retards who know nothing about finance just say brrrr and think they are well informed. Too bad schools cancelled, probably mostly idiot kids. Anyway junk food is one of few pleasures left.

>>18140636
>>18140578
Anime girls doing cute things aren’t leaving, but you should~

[Anonymous No.18140859]

>>18140839
home gym
good food not junk
about to make myself some bacon and eggs yeah

[Anonymous No.18140864]

>>18140814
By which I mean put it only what you are willing to lose. Setup stop loss or use your discipline to exit. You can play this market but you might as well be gambling with your cash.

[Anonymous No.18140865]

You can tell he knows what he’s doing, because he’s capitalizing every letter of fed, because he knows the secret acronym. Also that he knows they’re secretly collapsing the economy. Smart kid.

>>18140836

[Anonymous No.18140938]

>>18140865

[Anonymous No.18140975]

>>18140938
That's not how transformers work

[Anonymous No.18140985]

>That's not how transformers work

[Anonymous No.18141006]

>>18140578
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.18141016]

>>18140975
I think it's two inductors

[Anonymous No.18141024]

>>18138779
>image
so you think bitcoin will stick around and keep increasing in value?

[Anonymous No.18141037]

Bump limit.

[Anonymous No.18141150]

>>18138899
the saying "better time in the market than timing the market" only applies to people that don't pay attention, those that just want to put money in and have more money in 10 years

but if you're one of those that want to pay attention you can make a lot more by selling when you're "enough" green in one stock and then buy two other stocks that recently dropped and that you believe will recover.

maybe i didn't really answer your question but investing without paying attention seems like a bad idea in the current market.

[Anonymous No.18141168]

>>18141037
yes, the new thread is over here >>18140794

[Anonymous No.18141210]

>>18140859
EGGS!?
Eggs are now a luxury good, expect chicken farmers to be the new lords of the lands, but have to bribe coyote herders not to fuck their shit up.

>Home gym
I'm quarantined in my relatives house so I can help look after them am I supposed to have a bench and shit set up here?! Just Order weights from sears and have them delivered??? COME ON.

Stress eating, bad habit, stress is increasing though...

[Anonymous No.18141377]

>>18141150
I get ya, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.18141687]

>>18139681
>so long as the value of the post merger stock is above the UT's current price?

dilutive acquisition. UT's share price will drop once it engulfs Raytheon due to changes in the EPS post-acquistion

or some shit like that idk m&a is fucking mystical shit

[Anonymous No.18141841]

>>18138525
>https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
which broker/exchange should I use for stonks?

thinking TD Ameritrade - opinions?

[Anonymous No.18142048]

>>18141841
I'm thinking the same, a lot of people really like it. Tried Schwab and Robinhood, they're both OK but I don't love either one. TDA is supposed to be bought by schwab but who knows how long that could take, and their interface is supposed to be one of the best.