/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18135206]

Trumpbux edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

Prior thread: >>18134148

[Anonymous No.18135220]

FDJT.

[Anonymous No.18135225]

>>18135206
Fuck Leddit

[Anonymous No.18135229]

Fakeout market tricked me again

[Anonymous No.18135232]

Poll for monday:
https://www.strawpoll.me/19634001/

[Anonymous No.18135239]

>Were the last shorts squeezed after 4 day of pumping?
>Yes
>Did we trigger the bull run threshold?
>Yes
>Have the jornous baited them back into buying?
>Yes
>Did the bill pass?
>Yes
>...

[Anonymous No.18135240]

Long-term oil calls a good idea?

[Anonymous No.18135244]

JEROME, WHY DID YOU TURN OFF THE PRINTERS EARLY?

[Anonymous No.18135251]

Thank God for that last pump
Dropped SQQQ at a slight profit right before the weekend

[Anonymous No.18135259]

>>18135244
he had to save ink for monday

[Anonymous No.18135260]

You see back when I was a stock broker there was this mean trader, the meanest trader on Wall Street they said, they told me "Joe you watch out for him" and I said to them "Who's 'him'?" and they said "that mean trader over there, goes by the name of Corn-Pop." Well I've never been one to back down from a fight so I walked to the lady at the counter at the airport in Hanoi and told the sergeant at arms, I was a soldier you know, that I was proud to fight for this country but I was so hungry and the MREs, that means "meals you eat when ready," they were so bad so I told my interns please next time you get lunch how about you get something decent, this is a law office after all, I didn't become a lawyer to eat like this, how am I supposed to buy the dip when I'm starving?
We cannot have Trump in office for another four years.

[Anonymous No.18135266]

>>18135240
Depends how long

[Anonymous No.18135270]

boeing only has 137,000 employees in the us. less than 0.045% of the us population. redraw the voting districts and let them fail. who the fuck cares

[Anonymous No.18135271]

>Drumpf finally signs stimulus to law
>Markets keep dumping afterhours
PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18135276]

>>18135058
>>18135240
I can't do options so I just bought some cheap USO to sit on for a year. Basically free money if you assume the economy ever recovers at all.

I'm long on Brookfield (50% BAM 50% BIP) and Kratos. After the next dip I'll go long on Microsoft, Raytheon, maybe Tesla if it crashes below $500 again. I think I'm done with inverse ETFs for a while after that ultra fake and ultra gay week of pump.

[Anonymous No.18135278]

>>18135240
literally no country is making money on oil right now. the US producers need it to be $40/barre,l or nearly DOUBLE what it is now, just to remain solvent. you think the US is going to let its oil producers go bankrupt and lose market share to some fucking saudies and ruskies? no they will force the price up through sanctions and threats.

[Anonymous No.18135289]

I made a dollar today

[Anonymous No.18135292]

>>18135260
lel

[Anonymous No.18135304]

>>18135270
on the other hand, mcdonalds employs over 450,000 people and never needs to ask for handouts. wal-mart 1,500,000 us employees and never has to ask for handouts.

boeing needs to just die.

[Anonymous No.18135306]

>>18135239
Remember someone bought several million dollars worth SPY 170 puts expiring in October yesterday. I should have known.

[Anonymous No.18135311]

>that fucking volume at the end
Jesus
>>18135270
Defense contracts loaded with pork barrel over the last few decades.

[Anonymous No.18135313]

Orange man absolutely destroyed.


https://twitter.com/PeterSchiff/status/1243545019950260226

[Anonymous No.18135318]

>>18135270
>handing over the passenger plane monopoly to europe
200 IQ

[Anonymous No.18135331]

>>18135304
Both of those companies teach employees how to apply for gibs

[Anonymous No.18135332]

>>18135289
I raise you two dollars and seven cents

[Anonymous No.18135336]

Can someone explain how the whole corona cash tax credit system works?

Why is it a tax credit and not a tax less payment? What does that imply for our 2020 returns and tax liability?

[Anonymous No.18135338]

>>18135240
If you are comfortable potentially losing another 10% before any upside, sure. Hard to say where the bottom will be.
DCA is your friend with shit like this.

[Anonymous No.18135339]

>>18135311
Show me what it was

[Anonymous No.18135356]

>>18135332
hey can I borrow a couple bucks

[Anonymous No.18135365]

2 Trillion
2 TRILLION

[Anonymous No.18135370]

>>18135251
retard

[Anonymous No.18135373]

>>18135318
who gives a shit, boeing is a blight on the USA. take, take, take and never give back. just like the automobile industry. employ 100k workers for shitty wages in some flyover state shithole and suddenly the government will drop billions in your executive bank accounts. surprised more people haven't realized this get-rich-quick scheme

[Anonymous No.18135375]

Fresh from the old work e-mail. I’m sure this will all be over soon, they put industry wide contingencies in place all the time. Go all in on calls, bullbros, it’ll be fine.

To my fellow bearchads, pick up TMDX once we get close to the actual bottom. I got corona while on a fly out to NYC so I’ll be dying in bed and daytrading, best of luck to you all. Hold your puts.

[Anonymous No.18135374]

>>18135313
he's just salty that gold is falling with the dollar

[Anonymous No.18135388]

>>18135365
It's just smells. I mean numbers. It's just numbers.

[Anonymous No.18135389]

>>18135148
USA would win hands down. Keep in mind that US forces include all four branches of the military + the new space force. It would take literally all of China's military power to hold off the Navy, and even then we'd win over time because of logistics and our ability to blockade them until they ran out of oil and fuel for their ships. If you throw in USAF and USMC aircraft we'd overwhelm their AA capability, achieve air superiority fairly quickly, and then just bomb them until they surrendered.

Zeihan's analysis of the naval blockade is the best I've seen so far. China doesn't stand a chance in the long run, even if they do reach parity. USA occupies the high ground for the entire world because of our geographic location.

[Anonymous No.18135391]

>>18135208
Also, I should add. If you are planning to trade stocks for fun. Go for it. However the opportunity cost is steep.

[Anonymous No.18135395]

Record high infection, great infections in fact.uhhhh...we have the highest quality disease spreaders...I talked to them...they are great people, most honest efficient people. I wish some of my democrats could be as effective as they are..of course not, hey but you guys in the media won't report on this ugghh but that's okay. So we are doing fine on the infection spread

[Anonymous No.18135398]

I think my oil will survive anons, all I need it to do is not shit itself for 9 hours on sunday/monday here. All I need it to do is not to fucking dump for 10 hours.

Never ever again though.

[Anonymous No.18135405]

>>18135276
sorry asshole but tsla will never drop below 500

[Anonymous No.18135406]

>>18135356
No my principle is $1600 and I don't like going below that because that's technically tuition money

I was at $1900 before the FAKE AND FUCKING GAY bull trap

[Anonymous No.18135409]

never underestimate POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.18135412]

>>18135336
Seconding this

[Anonymous No.18135416]

Someone live post the presidents address please

[Anonymous No.18135419]

>>18135278
So yes.

[Anonymous No.18135420]

>>18135239
it do be this way

[Anonymous No.18135421]

>>18135395

[Anonymous No.18135423]

>>18135318
boeing is literally a parasite attached to the taxpayer's wallet. fuck if i care if airbus does the same to the EU, it's not my money they're leeching

[Anonymous No.18135425]

ACK! why are some idiots cutting price targets on JNJ!!! Idiots!!!

>>18135126
hot damn. is that what the book is about?
OK I have to read it then. I would love to make some day trading money to buy more of these cheapies! (and I expect more soon, likely retest... possible breakdown)

I'll give that a look! Saved it and the video she posted.

>>18135365
unironically?
Not enough.
Unfortunately?
too much of it going right back to washington...
$100,000 per senator, Over $40,000 per congressman, basically to set up zoom video in their homes.

[Anonymous No.18135431]

>>18135406
Ok I still consider you a friend anyway and you can still come over to play Street Fighter 2 whenever.

[Anonymous No.18135434]

Why the fuck won't tesla go down sick of this shit

[Anonymous No.18135440]

>>18135375
>flying to the corona capital
Hope it was worth it you dumb fuck. You better not be infecting your friends, family, and community.

[Anonymous No.18135450]

Is now good time to buy oil stocks? I'm looking at two drilling companies that are down %60+ in the last 3 months.

[Anonymous No.18135456]

>>18135398
I only got $300 left in GUSH. I'm at the point where I don't even care if MbS pumps out another 10 million barrels.

[Anonymous No.18135461]

>>18135240
Probably but they may be cheaper next week. Crude's chart is not looking so hot.

[Anonymous No.18135464]

>>18135266
USO goes out all the way to Dec 2022, that should be plenty of time

[Anonymous No.18135467]

We're still in a bull market right? Using the stupid definitions if we go down another 2% we'll enter a new bear market?

[Anonymous No.18135470]

>>18135318
Yes. Boeing is failing company and just takes money from you, the taxpayer.
Either the US should radically reform them, let them fail or help new companies in the sector.

What the US gouvernment is doing now is giving them money for zero returns because 3 senators want to keep getting elected.
>>18135423
Airbus is bad but way better than Boeing. Boeing is just a leech.

[Anonymous No.18135472]

>>18135431
thanks fren

new IP because captcha is a cuck

>>18135405
it was below $500 before the brrrrrrrr trap, and we all know that was both fake and gay

[Anonymous No.18135497]

>>18135472
>new IP because captcha is a cuck
seriously, it's been horrendous lately
google can't make anything that works

[Anonymous No.18135498]

>>18135467
the S&P ended below the weekly trend line meaning next week has a high chance of being very red, we will see on Monday

[Anonymous No.18135500]

>>18135440
Different ID but it was for work, pediatric status 1A heart recipient who was previously on triple pressors and V/V ecmo. He is doing well so I would say that it was worth it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18135511]

[Anonymous No.18135517]

>>18135450
If you're thinking about US or Canadian companies be careful. The risk of bankruptcy is very real here.

[Anonymous No.18135521]

>>18135467
DOW needs to hit 18k for that. Possible though

[Anonymous No.18135528]

>>18135497
have you been getting the super kikery where it'll do a 10 minute long fade faggotry and then reject it as incorrect no matter what you do

because fuck that

[Anonymous No.18135539]

>>18135511

[Anonymous No.18135540]

>>18135511
Is this nigger for real? Lmao

[Anonymous No.18135545]

>>18135450
I'm up to my chest in oil stocks and most are down pretty good, and I'm still buying more. I'm planning to shift my usual $2k/mo investment in BTC to $1500/mo in about a dozen oil stocks and only $500/mo in BTC, with any extra money I get going into BTC, until we've been confirmed at bottom for a while.

[Anonymous No.18135549]

>DHS EXPECTS VIRUS AND SHUTDOWNS TO CONTINUE FOR MANY MONTHS, COULD SPARK CIVIL WAR.


https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/despite-no-information-homeland-security-fearmongers-violent-extremists-will-exploit

[Anonymous No.18135553]

>>18135500
kek
BTFO

keep up God's work, good anon

[Anonymous No.18135577]

>>18135517
That's why I like USO, as long as a few companies survive the West Texas Crude will EVENTUALLY go above $20 again

I actually think Canada will stop being an oil producer though. Alberta needs $90 oil to break even, and I don't think it'll go above $50 for a decade.

[Anonymous No.18135584]

>>18135528
Yep.
Getting real tired of gook moot's/google's bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18135590]

>>18135549
>that url
NOPE

[Anonymous No.18135610]

>>18135500
It's only worth it if you don't kill or endanger more people with the virus. Hope you get well soon, sleep in a good position so it is easiest for you to breath.

And wash your fucking hands it's how you got it in the first place. Wash your smart phone and shit too. Cough into a mask or your elbow.

[Anonymous No.18135613]

>>18135208
Thanks for the advice.

>Priority of goals? Pay of house, maximize contributions? Once you get closer to retirement you can better guess how much income your will need. Unless you know now

My first financial goal is to try to pay off our mortgage, assuming it can be done in the next five or six years, which should be manageable unless I move to a more expensive house and take on a larger mortgage (which I might do).

I've set aside this $8,500 traditional IRA account as kind of a hobby investment account. I'm not contributing to it anymore. I have a 401k which is 100% in an S&P 500 index fund as well as a Roth IRA, which is currently sitting in cash, but I will start to invest over the coming weeks.

>Maybe you can renegotiate your mortgage with the recent Fed rate cut your mortgage lender might be cutting their rates as well. Might be desperate for business as well lol. So you have some leverage.Shop around

I've considered re-financing the mortgage at a lower rate this past year. The problem is, I might want to move in the near-term future, in which case the re-financing costs would be more than the interest savings.

>If you can maximize your contributions, then I would go 90% Low cost Total market ETF, and maybe a 10% in bonds(ETFs, or if you can buy them individually with a good yield)

I really want to focus on individual stocks. I'm not concerned about "beating the market". Ideally I'd like to make money, but I'm treating this as a hobby account.

Bond ETFs for the most part aren't attractive to me because the yield is too low. If a bond fund yields about 2%, for example, but my mortgage interest rate is about 4%, it makes little sense to purchase bond funds, even in an IRA, versus making extra mortgage payments to save on mortgage interest.

What do you think about "high-yield" or "junk" bond ETFs? Do you think those are safe investments?

[Anonymous No.18135636]

>>18135389
China doesn't need to win.
The US can glass China and if just one of their nukes hits a large American city it would be the largest attack ever, with north of a million dead.
Hence, no hot war is going to happen. Even North Korea is safe from invasion because of that.
Like the American right says, good guns make good neighbors.

[Anonymous No.18135637]

>>18135584
spam skip button until it won't let you continue.
Then solve.

[Anonymous No.18135647]

>>18135549
Literally nothing. If God came down from the heavens and gave us all big titty goth gfs, schizos and self-radicalized /pol/niggers would still be trying to incite a happening.

[Anonymous No.18135653]

>>18135251
>Dropped SQQQ at a slight profit right before the weekend

You are not holding SQQQ over the weekend? What are you? Some kind of day trader?

[Anonymous No.18135658]

Straw poll for Monday https://strawpoll.com/23b7f2a5/r

[Anonymous No.18135659]

Why didn't it go up, even though the bill was passed?

[Anonymous No.18135665]

>>18135375
>>18135500
Can you tell me how the situation is in NYC? Please be honest. Also do you think the Navy ships will do shit?

[Anonymous No.18135667]

>>18135500
Kek neet armchair expert anon btfo

[Anonymous No.18135671]

So if the stock market won't go up next week, what will? The dollar is getting pounded and everything else is propped up by the FED. Is there a safe haven that isn't a bubble?

[Anonymous No.18135677]

>>18135653
I'm holding SPXS over the weekend and probably through Monday.

[Anonymous No.18135678]

I left 10k in an oil stock over the weekend. How bad did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.18135681]

>>18135549
If the DHS is saying this it means the CIA is currently planning it.
Gotta justify their job positions after all, they are the public sector.

[Anonymous No.18135682]

>>18135647
>i-it's nothing, p-please let me fap in my silo forever

[Anonymous No.18135683]

>>18135659
Everyone knew the bill was going to pass with near 100% certainty, and we are already up about 20% over the short term.

[Anonymous No.18135684]

>>18135549
>COULD SPARK CIVIL WAR
And I could marry Taylor Swift, but it's not gonna happen. Still, DHS and I have to be prepared for the unexpected.

>>18135613
Junk bonds are the riskiest segment of the corporate debt market! Many companies may be defaulting on exactly THAT debt if this oil price war goes on any longer!!

[Anonymous No.18135685]

>>18135659
You know the reason because Bobo is awake and horny Jerome the cuck will see his market get fuck Monday

[Anonymous No.18135686]

>>18135659
It did go up, roughly 3%

[Anonymous No.18135688]

>>18135671
Nintendo Switches (unironically)

[Anonymous No.18135691]

>>18135659
It did for 3 days and it still is quite high.

[Anonymous No.18135692]

/pol/ thinks the fed will go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.18135694]

>>18135659
unironically priced in

[Anonymous No.18135693]

>>18135671
>The dollar is getting pounded
I doubt it. Once the market crashes the people will go back into dollars for safety.
>Is there a safe haven that isn't a bubble?
Guns an ammo

[Anonymous No.18135699]

>>18135590
There's literally nothing wrong with zerohedge except that they're permabear doomers so they're wrong 90% of the time until they're right.

[Anonymous No.18135702]

>>18135665

city is on lockdown, people are dying in the streets, trump is withholding supplies from being shipped to NYC.

[Anonymous No.18135701]

>>18135659
Two reasons:
1. Although it was passed today, it was guaranteed to pass a couple days ago
2. People don't wanna hold stocks over the weekend since the COVID bullshit is constantly fluctuating

[Anonymous No.18135703]

>>18135658
Monday should be as red as the blood flowing in the streets of New York. But the market is pretty disconnected from reality lately. Every single thing I can possibly think of says red. It should not be green, that would be insane.

So it's going to be green.

[Anonymous No.18135713]

>>18135684
A month ago you said this virus was nothing. Your opinion is shit.

[Anonymous No.18135715]

>>18135313
>Spends his life prophesying the crash
>no solutions
Oh, so hes just a scammer?

[Anonymous No.18135719]

>>18135232
Who's spamming the poll?
There were like 70 votes in under two minutes.

[Anonymous No.18135720]

>>18135692
/pol/ believes paris is getting nuked by Russia if you write a semi-intelligible text and pretend to be a source.
/pol/ is retarded.

[Anonymous No.18135724]

I'm financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.18135730]

>>18135549
Good shit from zerhedgerow there. I didn't think it was possible for them to be more doomy than they already were.

[Anonymous No.18135733]

>>18135703
We're in SUMMER OF GEORGE world. Every instinct you have, do the opposite.

[Anonymous No.18135737]

>>18135692
Pol is a retard more new at 11

[Anonymous No.18135736]

what's the ticker for eggs? I want to short eggs after easter

[Anonymous No.18135742]

>>18135724
join the club that is half the world

[Anonymous No.18135751]

>TAKE YOUR BETS FOR MONDAY'S REACTION

https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd
https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd
https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd

>TAKE YOUR BETS FOR MONDAY'S REACTION

[Anonymous No.18135755]

>>18135636
True, that's why for a long time USA's posture was endless "de-escalation" which led to terrible deals and ceding a lot of military superiority in the region. Trump is turning that around slowly.

But also keep in mind that "China" and "the CCP" are two different things, and that the CCP could easily be defeated without actually going to war with China the nation. I'm of the opinion, which means jackshit, that China is best handled by breaking it up into multiple smaller states and forbidding reunification. The English had it right back in the day.

[Anonymous No.18135760]

https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200?s=20

Is this priced in?

[Anonymous No.18135763]

>>18135684
>Junk bonds are the riskiest segment of the corporate debt market! Many companies may be defaulting on exactly THAT debt if this oil price war goes on any longer!!

That's the reason for my question. I'm wondering if the criteria that ETFs use to select bonds and the diversification means that they are reasonably safe. I just don't have the financial knowledge to evaluate that, so I was hoping financial planner anon might have an opinion about that.

[Anonymous No.18135764]

>>18135742
why didnt you move your 401k into stable value on feb 21 and buy back into core equity two days ago? you could have gotten 45% more assets for the same money

[Anonymous No.18135765]

>>18135528
I'm getting all long fades today too. It's busted.

[Anonymous No.18135771]

When are we mooning savanon.

[Anonymous No.18135772]

>>18135751
Based bear let's eat steak Monday Boyz

[Anonymous No.18135777]

>>18135318
We dont need planes if we close the borders and Self-Isolate our country :)

[Anonymous No.18135778]

whats this one called

[Anonymous No.18135788]

>>18135778

"Return to normal"

[Anonymous No.18135790]

>>18135549
>zerohedge

[Anonymous No.18135792]

https://www.eater.com/2020/3/25/21194558/egg-suppliers-raise-prices-as-panic-shoppers-buy-out-grocery-stores

come on people aren't eating more eggs chickens don't lay more eggs this shit is bound to revert to the mean

[Anonymous No.18135794]

>>18135760
Nah I'm sure news that are 10+ hours old today will be relevant on monday

[Anonymous No.18135800]

>tfw dry coughs
Its over for me boys, its been an honor shitposting here

[Anonymous No.18135815]

>>18135800
dubs will save you

[Anonymous No.18135816]

>>18135703
>Monday should be as red as the blood flowing in the streets of New York.
Hold on a minute, do reptilians bleed red?

[Anonymous No.18135818]

>>18135800
Stay safe anon :(

[Anonymous No.18135826]

>>18135421
100k cases! bullish!

[Anonymous No.18135831]

>>18135800
go all in on a crazy option

[Anonymous No.18135832]

>>18135733
That's not how that rule works. You can only be successful, like George, by doing the opposite of what you'd normally do only after you have established that what you would normally do always has a bad result. It's not a rule that most can apply successfully.

[Anonymous No.18135841]

It’s gonna go back up right ?

[Anonymous No.18135843]

>>18135692
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
brilliant.
I loved their retard take on the repo operations too... any good posts or hilariously stupid posts?

>>18135713
I don't think I did... I don't think you know who I am. But I admitted I underestimated it until maybe two before trump made his big "it's nothing but we're closing the borders to europe" speech.

Pretty irrelevant at the moment, though. They basically say "extremist groups are probably doing this. we think. that's what we would probably do if we were them so yeah."

>>18135760
mostly, that was this morning!
>>18135777
based suess and digits

[Anonymous No.18135844]

>>18135815
you just killed him

[Anonymous No.18135847]

>>18135659
It went up in anticipation of the bill. Then buy side dried out. Note the volume tapering off on the indexes over the past four days as the price rose.

[W33DBrahski No.18135848]

>>18135260
K3K

[Anonymous No.18135850]

Fuck this shit, I was cooking soup and I didn't see the dump at the end. I thought it would keep pumping, bros. Soup fucking ruined my day.

[Anonymous No.18135855]

>>18135792
Can you short egg futures? Is that how to make money on this?

[Anonymous No.18135857]

what is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18135860]

I made it. I mean Im not a wsb retard risking more than I can lose but god damn I do deserve to lose it, I didnt even think about the date

[Anonymous No.18135870]

>>18135857
brrrrrr

[Anonymous No.18135873]

>>18135665
Some faggot that lives near me does nothing but slam /jp/ so new ID again. I don’t really know, I only saw the inside of an ambulance and the hospital on the way to the OR. Hospital was packed to the gills and they made us bring all of our own PPE, OR was only running 6 rooms out of 24 due to using their anesthesia vents elsewhere. I have no clue about the hospital ship either, it makes sense to centralize all the COVID pts there and keep the regular hospitals for regular injury and illness due to their locations but I have the feeling it’ll just be used for surge capacity and end up as a clusterfuck that infects more people lol.

[Anonymous No.18135877]

Within the following week many European manufacturing sites will fully close down and cease production until further notice. And I'm not talking about German automotive companies, they were fucked already anyways.
This is not a random guess.

[Anonymous No.18135882]

>>18135421
Beat the high score of 2,977 so we can declare war on China!

[Anonymous No.18135887]

>>18135855
how do I unlock egg future trading on my app

>>18135857
use candlesticks

[Anonymous No.18135893]

>>18135855
https://www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/Z8Y00

[Anonymous No.18135895]

>>18135873
Ban evasion, kiddo

[Anonymous No.18135916]

>>18135893
just look at that chart

[Anonymous No.18135918]

[Anonymous No.18135923]

>>18135873
>Some faggot that lives near me does nothing but slam /jp/
What a fucking hero. A true oldfag.

[Anonymous No.18135925]

>>18135887
You gotta...

[Anonymous No.18135931]

>>18135873
>Some faggot that lives near me does nothing but slam /jp/
Based fuck /jp/. You should invest in virtual youtubers though i think they are going to go big.

[Anonymous No.18135933]

>>18135895
They’ll rangeban the cell tower near me eventually, but not today my friend.

[Anonymous No.18135935]

>>18135857
Avanza being trash, just look at oil on tradingview or something

[Anonymous No.18135937]

>>18135916
>fucking egg futures are a shitcoin
what a world

[Anonymous No.18135938]

>gov keeps the supermarkets stocked
>gov checks keep the power on and the tv blasting.
>gov keeps the booze flowing

You’re deluding yourselves if you ever think there will be a revolt over this lasting a few months. Hell, the soviets couldn’t even keep the first two going consistently and their people didn’t have an uprising.

[Anonymous No.18135939]

Alright so what's the news this weekend that gives us some direction

[Anonymous No.18135943]

>>18135724
the important thing to remember is to smile and have a few laughs along the way! :^)

[Anonymous No.18135944]

>>18135893
>>18135916
Egg futures are clearly massively over-bought. I think we've discovered the next big short, boys.

[Anonymous No.18135949]

America first! MAGA, USA numba #1

[Anonymous No.18135958]

>>18135937
I wonder why the volatility is so high. Weather related? Finally I can use my job to insider trade!

[Anonymous No.18135960]

>>18135939
US death rate from coronavirus, any news about the oil war ending

[Anonymous No.18135963]

>>18135937

[Anonymous No.18135964]

>>18135850
I shit my pants last night. I did. Went out and had a great meal. Just had a great fucking meal. I had to go the bathroom so bad in the car. I’m going ‘bro hurry up man I going to shit! I fucking shit in my pants. I wasn’t just – I’m good twice a year for that. When was the last time you shit your pants?
I was in Vegas a couple of years ago. This is an honest to God true story. I’m staying at the Bellagio. I went over to Mirage for dinner and met some friends of mine over there. Went to Cocomo’s and great little steakhouse.
Guy brings out some fresh Crab legs. These just came in. I have to give them to you guys. Brings them out. I am eating them. Then we go play gamble a little bit. I had a tea time early in the morning. So I said look I got to get going. I’m walking back to the hotel. I get 3/4s the way out of the lobby and all of the sudden I go ‘Oh Fuck!’

[Anonymous No.18135966]

>>18135949
>cum deaths

[Anonymous No.18135971]

>>18135918
Based

[Anonymous No.18135972]

>>18135939
This seems bullish

[Anonymous No.18135975]

>>18135949
>cum deaths

[Anonymous No.18135976]

>>18135949
>blob master.

[Anonymous No.18135977]

If only the virus would kill 70% of all humans and we would return to a planet with a cleaner air and water and nature reclaiming so much of the territory it lost.

[Anonymous No.18135982]

>>18135964
And I’m standing here like this. I got my butt pinched so fucking. I’m fucked I can’t move. All of sudden, you know – I felt all right, I went just like this (explosion sound) water. I had food poisoning from the crabs. Take off my leather jacket, tie it around my waist and I’m just standing there and it is just running down my leg. I got jeans on black bucks no socks, and I just start fucking walking. Every time I’m walking something’s coming out, it’s water! Straight, fucking, water.
Then to tell you how sick I was, tell you how sick I was. Then I am standing outside and I got to get my cell phone. I call the guy, I say, Larry, you won’t believe this. I’m standing outside the fucking Bellagio. I can’t move. I got shit everywhere. I shit all over myself. And Larry is about a 48 waist. So he brings me over a pair of pants and some towels and some towels. And so he then he comes over, he meets me tell him where I am standing I tell him where I’m standing. He finds the closest bathroom. When you go up the escalator, you go in to the fucking – I can’t get in the elevator.

[Anonymous No.18135984]

>>18135220
>>18135313
>>18135549
>>18135702
>>18135949
Every post you make is pure garbage.
Do you even own stocks? Is your net worth more than three digits?

[Anonymous No.18135994]

>>18135958
They have a short shelf life, so they're sensitive to everything

[Anonymous No.18136005]

>>18135976
>replying to your own post

[Anonymous No.18136007]

>>18135984
>t.drumpfkin

imagine being you.

[Anonymous No.18136008]

>>18135984
THIS LADY SMASHES FASCISTS

[Anonymous No.18136009]

>>18135982
So he goes in. He finds the closest bathroom, in the lobby of the hotel. And then I get in the escalator, and he kind of pretends like he drops something so no one gets in behind me.
He tells me where it is, I go in there. He goes and gets the towel all wet for me, throws it over the fucking stall. I take off all my fucking clothes. Just wipe off. Leave my shoes, left my shoes, my pants, everything right there. The towels right there in the stall, and I am walking barefoot with my shirt and his pants, that are 48 waist through the lobby like this at midnight. I got up in the morning took the most perfect double tapered shirt I’ve ever had in my life. True story.

[Anonymous No.18136010]

>>18135972
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18136015]

>>18135389
Incredible retard take

[Anonymous No.18136017]

>>18135692
Why are you feeding shill threads? Have you no shame anon?

[Anonymous No.18136025]

>>18135972
Looting when

[Anonymous No.18136026]

>>18135984
it's just some poltard who thinks they can pull the same retard shit here.
Do you even have to ask? They live rent free and we both know it.

[Anonymous No.18136029]

>>18136005
>Obsessed

I live in your mind rent free.

[Anonymous No.18136037]

>>18135260
>uhhhh, hello?

[Anonymous No.18136039]

>>18135994
Yeah but consumption and production should be fairly constant, so I'm wondering what the mismatch is. Law of large numbers should be keeping things steady, but for some reason it's swinging all over the place. My guess is that production is fluctuating for some reason.

[Anonymous No.18136042]

>>18135984
>>18135949
>Confirmed cases 100.717
>Total deaths 1.544
Source
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

[Anonymous No.18136045]

>>18135239
I think next week will be red but the settling down in the bond markets will make TLT better than SPY puts which are still too volatile. The 15% of IV on TLT is quite frankly insane right now. That is if anyone cares about options but as for stocks I would be watching for the 100 dollar possible dip on TSLA, Wednesday is the likely day for the sales numbers to come out and they should be spectacular.

[Anonymous No.18136047]

>>18136007
>t.tranny
imagine not being a mentally ill freak of nature

[Anonymous No.18136054]

>>18135972
DCFD has 12 sick and 118 quarantined. That’s about 25% of their operational personnel.
>t. alpha chad MCFRS fireman

[Anonymous No.18136062]

>check the stock prices of the big three cruise lines

Holy shit, there's a good chance that "cruises" will only be spoken about in the past tense two weeks from now.

[Anonymous No.18136064]

>>18136047
>he cant stop

[Anonymous No.18136075]

>>18135760
Yep. I like Boris. He seems like he would make a good drinking buddy.

[Anonymous No.18136079]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.18136081]

A week ago I said markets would crash because there would be 100k infected by Friday. There's now 100k infected, and the market has spent all week going UP.

[Anonymous No.18136084]

>>18136075
He's a good leader who actually cares about his country.

[Anonymous No.18136091]

>>18136064
>he can't make any money

[Anonymous No.18136098]

>>18136062
good fucking riddance

[Anonymous No.18136102]

>TAKE YOUR BETS FOR MONDAY'S REACTION

https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd
https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd
https://strawpoll.com/rw2p71kd

>TAKE YOUR BETS FOR MONDAY'S REACTION

[Anonymous No.18136106]

>>18136091
Correct, drumpfkins bought in at 29K and have been bagholding every since.

[Anonymous No.18136107]

That guggenheim guy was the first one I've seen on cnbc mention how stocks were already overpriced before the downturn.
All these other bull retards they bring on seem to think that we're just going to pop back into the overvalued pre-recession highs.

[Anonymous No.18136116]

>>18136007
>drumpfkin

imagine being a commie libtard

[Anonymous No.18136130]

Uh guys.... the bank near my place has a LINE OF CARS at the SINGLE OPEN ATM.

[Anonymous No.18136131]

>>18136062
Good. Who the fuck takes a cruise in the year 2020?

[Anonymous No.18136132]

>>18136107
and trump just keeps fueling the flames, daily sell off's at end of day are proof nobody has confidence in this shitcoin tier market or american government.

[Anonymous No.18136134]

>>18136091
>>he can't make any money

[Anonymous No.18136139]

>>18136107
Even people who have been trading for a few years could see it. I mean just look at the damn charts, I've been afraid to be fully leveraged and invested since 2018

[Anonymous No.18136142]

>>18136091
>>18136064
I'm filtering both of you. Fuck off to /pol/ or plebbit you dumb niggers.

[Anonymous No.18136145]

>>18136062
Who's going to go on cruise without a vaccine after Diamond princess.

[Anonymous No.18136151]

>>18136116
>Commie

I'm republican socialist just like the president, sorry your girl lost!

[Anonymous No.18136156]

>>18135918
nice

[Anonymous No.18136164]

>>18136106
What stocks are you in right now bro?
I bet you just made mad profits in all this volatility.
Share your portfolio with us bro.

[Anonymous No.18136168]

>>18136091
>>18136064
get a room faggots

[Anonymous No.18136172]

>>18136139
>I've been afraid to be fully leveraged and invested since 2018
>missing 1.5yrs of gains

ngmi

[Anonymous No.18136173]

>A manga about /biz/

[Anonymous No.18136175]

>>18136142
He's from The donald

[Anonymous No.18136178]

DOW down 4.06% since this morning... I warned you about bull traps dawg... I TOLD YOU ABOUT BULL TRAPS

[Anonymous No.18136186]

>>18136173
Kek

[Anonymous No.18136189]

>>18136151
>you
>being able to read the room

pick one and only one

[Anonymous No.18136197]

>>18136172
I said fully leveraged brainlet. There are different environment for different investment setups.

[Anonymous No.18136205]

>>18136151
Before you go on to calling yourself socialist, just realize that welfare is not socialism

[Anonymous No.18136206]

While we're sitting in a bull market and stonks are closed for the weekend

What's the worst loss some idiot has had from here, I wanna feel some schadenfreude until I get plaguebux and can buy the bottom

[Anonymous No.18136210]

>>18136164
At least you don't deny being a bagholder.

[Anonymous No.18136223]

>>18136079
whats dividens

[Anonymous No.18136224]

>>18136130
Reserve requirements were dropped to zero yesterday by the Fed. You're a goddamn idiot if you keep any cash in a bank right now.

I can't get my employer to pay me cash or gold or bitcoin, so as soon as my pay deposits I just pull it out same day. Worst case scenario the bank steals my paycheck but at least they don't get the rest of it too.

[Anonymous No.18136225]

>>18135289
I lost $110 today

[Anonymous No.18136227]

>>18136102
The stock market is going to go up again because traders actually think that the free money is going to stimulate the economy instead on disappearing in two days tops on rent and essentials.

[Anonymous No.18136229]

>>18136175
nobody gives a shit you're just as bad, go drown in a sewer

[Anonymous No.18136232]

>>18136178
>up 25%
lmao yes this 3% red is really bad

[Anonymous No.18136234]

>>18136205
It's more national socialism, but it's still great.

[Anonymous No.18136237]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BOYYYYS!!!
It should mean algos are buying but maybe it's misinterpreting shorts that are actually shorts???

Am I retarded for thinking monday will be There Will be Blood.

>>18136116
>not liking trump makes you X
Nah. Now go back

[Anonymous No.18136242]

>>18136210
It's funny how you spam every /smg/ with your leftist temper tantrum posting but you never ever seem to talk about stocks. It's almost like you are a complete fucking loser with no skin in the game.

[Anonymous No.18136249]

>>18135260
It's like they're trying to one-up Trumps rambling by getting someone even worse.

[Anonymous No.18136254]

>>18136227
>implying niggers pay rent

[Anonymous No.18136255]

>>18136229
thank you for the reply, I appreciate you caring.

[Anonymous No.18136261]

>>18136116
We're all commies now with our Trump Bucks©®™

[Anonymous No.18136268]

>>18136237
>another predictable monday blood
nope. they will make their move on tuesday.

[Anonymous No.18136267]

>>18136206
I'm down 75% on a grand worth of SPY puts expiring next friday. Shit fucking sucks. Portfolio is down about 25% overall with only ONE stock solidly in the green: CLR.

[Anonymous No.18136272]

>>18136139
Warren Buffett sitting on >100 billion cash should have been a glaring warning sign to anyone putting money into the market.
It's incredible how much euphoria there still is despite the pandemic. Saw another big time investor say that worse case scenario was 1 million infected while health experts are expecting numbers in the tens of millions.

[Anonymous No.18136274]

I lost $613 this whole week...at least it wasnt that bad compared to some

[Anonymous No.18136276]

>>18135972
Priced
in

[Anonymous No.18136279]

>>18136242
>you spam every /smg/

OBSESSED.

[Anonymous No.18136284]

>>18136206
I accidentally bought 5 SPY 4/17 200P Monday for like 5k instead of selling the ones I had. I had to keep buying more and more just to break even today rolling them out into May kek.

[Anonymous No.18136292]

>>18135857
the pleb filter

[Anonymous No.18136295]

hey aussies, how does living in a third world country feel like?

[Anonymous No.18136300]

>>18136224
The zero reserve requirement is bullshit, but I do al my transactions digitally (like paying rent and credit card) so as long as the numbers say I have it and the payees say I paid them, I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.18136307]

>>18136237
It’s reading the Fed buying. They are the ultimate dark pool.

[Anonymous No.18136308]

>>18136279
How much welfare do you live off of you fucking loser?

[Anonymous No.18136333]

>>18136227
That was all priced in before bro

[Anonymous No.18136341]

>>18136300
Anon... you’re memeing right? This is bait? Tell me I’m replying to bait.

[Anonymous No.18136343]

>>18136029
>rent free
You guys need to be careful with these memes they are become real too many times

[Anonymous No.18136344]

So uh, forgive me if I'm being retarded here, but would a very long term put on a leveraged ETF not be guaranteed money because of their decay behavior?

[Anonymous No.18136352]

>>18136308
As much as I can possibly get, while my side hustles allow to never work a day.

I cant wait for my drumpf bux either, I'm happy to see he's accepting socialism, it's going to take a lot more to undue the horrors of the last 3 years though before november.

[Anonymous No.18136373]

>>18136300
I moved off of autopay. If the banks get ran and they start freezing accounts, bills don't stop being due. I've got enough money in cash and BTC to last me a good long while if the banks do crash, and if they crash I'm going to insist that my employer start paying me cash too (it's the federal government).

[Anonymous No.18136375]

>>18135984
Built for BBC

[Anonymous No.18136381]

>>18136341
>he actually holds physical cash
Welcome to 2020 where the money is made up and debt doesn't matter!

[Anonymous No.18136384]

>>18136344
It’s simply priced in

[Anonymous No.18136388]

>>18136381
The dollar is mooning.

[Anonymous No.18136390]

Today was great. I wasn't planning on going back in, but the tiny dump we had convinced me to get back in. All in on American Semiconductors. Specifically, MCHP, MU, SWKS, MXIM, XLNX.

[Anonymous No.18136391]

>>18135232
Logically it would of been red, but the feds have thrown all logic out the window. Its going to be green because theyre going to pump until they cant pump anymore

[Anonymous No.18136395]

>>18136268
This. Everyone expected a red monday this week and didnt get it. Wont be one next week either.

[Anonymous No.18136403]

>>18136237
>being this triggered by drumpf
>not a leftioid
Pick one, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18136405]

LIVE NOW!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESRi5j8PceY

[Anonymous No.18136414]

If reserve ratios are now nil, doesn't it mean that if a single bank goes bankrupt (something now extremely difficult) then the entire fiat system collapses?

[Anonymous No.18136415]

>>18136344
Yeah but who the fuck is going to buy that put?

[Anonymous No.18136425]

>You get no payment if you're claimed as a dependent
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NOW I NEED TO ASK MY MOM TO PUT SOME EMERGENCY TENDIES IN MY PORTFOLIO BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING NOW

[Anonymous No.18136428]

>>18136274
I'm up two grand. Beating the dow index every day.

[Anonymous No.18136434]

>>18136405
>Deborah Birx.

[Anonymous No.18136435]

>>18136395
My guess is Monday might crab at -2% or -3% and then Tuesday will huge dump. After 2008, they can't just sell everything or they get circuit breaker'd.

[Anonymous No.18136438]

TRUMP IS ON TV PAY ATTENTION WE STILL HAVE TIME TO BUY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18136447]

DRUMPF IS SPEAKING

[Anonymous No.18136448]

>>18136344
It's never guaranteed money, and purchased options have their own kind of decay behavior. Study options before using them or you'll get raped.

[Anonymous No.18136453]

>>18136102
I bought $SQQQ 30 mins before close. this weekend is plenty of time for more news

[Anonymous No.18136456]

Taking a swipe at Cuomo already

[Anonymous No.18136458]

10,000 people needing an ICU bed
1,000 available

Is that priced in yet?
Just a flu, bro.

[Anonymous No.18136460]

>>18136447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRh6rLVl2U4

[Anonymous No.18136462]

>>18136373
In my case (I'm not the person you replied to) autopay gives significant discounts on some bills.
But I keep cash to cover them and then some, just in case.

[Anonymous No.18136464]

>>18136352
>it's going to take a lot more to undue the horrors of the last 3 years though before november.
Imagine having test levels that are this low.

[Anonymous No.18136465]

>>18136395
... Yeah we had a -3% open on Monday, actually.

[Anonymous No.18136466]

GM GONNA MOON NOW

BUILD OUR VENTS YOU FAGGOTS!

[Anonymous No.18136473]

>>18136456
He said he was nice. Wasn't a swipe at all

[Anonymous No.18136474]

Very low volume, very low energy, sad.

[Anonymous No.18136476]

>"GM produces cars why does trump want them to make ventilators?"
It's so fucking funny reading all these commies trying to figure out how manufacturing works
Y'all want the means of production but have no idea how the means of production actually work or what to do with them
And that's why you need rich people to tell you what to do
Wealth directly measures intelligence 99 percent of the time. You're poor because you're stupid, not because capitalism is a big meanie like your father was

[Anonymous No.18136488]

>>18136435
Reasonable thoughts.

[Anonymous No.18136489]

He sounds scared today

[Anonymous No.18136491]

>>18136465
-3% is nothing

[Anonymous No.18136493]

>>18136464
>posting from a fresh IP

pathetic, think about me when you go to sleep and seethe some more.

[savanon No.18136498]

>>18135771
It will be a slow climb apparently. A small moon will come mid year when they release data. However they released a filing about off the shelf selling of shares later up to 100 million dollars. This means they will have the funds to go through phase 3 as well. This is great actually. It's a dilution, but I don't expect them to sell before phase 2 b is released and their test is ready. So that means probably they dilute a bit at 25. We can go all the way to 200 in 3 years, all the way till marketing.

[Anonymous No.18136501]

congrats peter, fantastic job. phd!

[Anonymous No.18136504]

>>18136458
Extremely bullish, bed sales are going to go only up!

[Anonymous No.18136510]

>>18135276
Yeah, Micro and Raytheon are what im planning to hold aswell. Ive only got 540$ left though and i havent decided how to divide that yet. I wanted to maybe to some AMD gambling or hold Intel but i dont think my budget will allow it

[Anonymous No.18136514]

>>18136489
No Anon. He doesn't sound scared. You hear scared. Big difference.

[Anonymous No.18136515]

>>18136489
He sounds out of breath.
He's either been munching on too many burgers or he has the corona.

[Anonymous No.18136518]

>>18136352
wow you sound like a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.18136523]

TREMENDOUS GUY, FANTASTIC JOB.

[Anonymous No.18136524]

If we crash next week, and we should, I think that will be the low for this year (if it breaks the previous low, it might test the low but not break it)

[Anonymous No.18136525]

>>18136425
KEK
BASED
NEETS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18136531]

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon.
None of you know how to actually value a company. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18136532]

>We thought we had a deal with GM
>But I guess they didn't agree.
>And now they do, they do agree.
>We let them know the way we felt.

[Anonymous No.18136533]

What the heck Trumpbros I thought it was going to be over in Easter, why do we need more ventilators??? It just the flu???

[Anonymous No.18136536]

>>18136465
We've had circuit breakers on each Monday prior for 3 weeks. So -3% is tame crab to that.

[Anonymous No.18136542]

>>18136518
I'll take your trump check since you don't want it.

[Anonymous No.18136543]

>SINCE WORLD WAR 2

[Anonymous No.18136546]

>>18136491
I guess if you're not using 3x inverses it's nothing. I haven't played options, but I imagine if you used that window you could've made money if you were holding, just on panicked projections especially if you were ITM.

[Anonymous No.18136553]

>>18136531
if you just figured this out i think you'are th retard buddy

[Anonymous No.18136555]

>>18136542
>taking money from orange man
bad!

[Anonymous No.18136557]

>>18136476
i bough AMD at 0,34$ sold at 50$ :) am i smart ?

[Anonymous No.18136561]

>>18136493
>effeminate, pathetic faggot thinks has delusions of importance

[Anonymous No.18136564]

>>18136555
socialism is good.

[Anonymous No.18136574]

THE VIRUSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18136575]

>>18135800
Same here. See you at the Crossroads, anon.

[Anonymous No.18136585]

>>18136561
> pic
based boomer remover

[Anonymous No.18136589]

>>18136425
>having to ask your mom for additional funds for your portfolio

you have to be 18 to post here, anon

[Anonymous No.18136591]

>>18136561
pick a IP and stick with it honey.

[Anonymous No.18136604]

>>18136531
>slowly
You are actually retarded
>how to value a company
Implying you do? Literally no one does, thats the whole point of the stock market.
>You are fucked
You too. :)

[Anonymous No.18136619]

>>18136542
Anon paid his taxes unlike that faggot

[Anonymous No.18136620]

>>18136425
Tell her she is a boomer, and you are entitled to the wealth she has stole over the last 60 years.

tell her she will rot in a nursing home if she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.18136622]

>>18136557
If you can consistently repeat that to the point that you're rich yes, I will ordain you "smart"

[Anonymous No.18136624]

>100 days
B-but muh easter NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18136628]

>Mfw Boeing trying to make itself useful in order not to go bust.
>Pls president, use out plane and give some gibs before the stock goes under $100 again!

[Anonymous No.18136634]

>borrowing heavy lift from Boeing
>military literally has hundreds of C-5 Galaxies just sitting around doing nothing because troops movements are paused

[Anonymous No.18136637]

>>18136619
>Anon paid his taxes
Damn kids day in here.

[Anonymous No.18136654]

>>18135800
start megadosing on vitamin c

[Anonymous No.18136656]

>>18136531
I'm glad your degree isn't wasted figuring this out...

[Anonymous No.18136660]

>>18136476
>Wealth directly measures intelligence 99 percent of the time.
Taleb already proved this wrong. Above like 30k/yr income there's ZERO correlation between wealth or income and intelligence (as measured by IQ).

Inheritance and connections alone mess up that kind of logic anyway.

[Anonymous No.18136667]

>>18136637
It's what a happening brings. Now that the market is fucked its attracting more outsiders.
>t. Outsider

[Anonymous No.18136671]

>>18136654
keep upping the dose until you start vomitting and shitting your guts out, you cannot OD on Vitamin C and those are the only negative effects of mega doses.

[Anonymous No.18136693]

>>18136671
When your sick your bowels can absorb waaaaaaay more vitamin c than normal. Linking medical studies would be wasted on some dumb shit like you.
I hope you cough your lungs out you little shit.

[Anonymous No.18136698]

>>18136531
>terrible revelation
>not just betting against /biz/ every time
NGMI

[Anonymous No.18136717]

>>18136693
would you like to see the ones where vitamin C is a pro-oxidant in high concentrations? or the ones where vitamin C doesn't do anything for you

[Anonymous No.18136722]

>my broker was down since 11:30 today
>couldn't buy puts
How fucked am I guys

[Anonymous No.18136728]

So how fucked is the economy now? Woohoo for Trump bux! That's so much better than free market capitalism and not dealing with hyper inflation, right guys? Lol all this and dow and s&p still down even in clown world with the fed's magic printer

[Anonymous No.18136736]

>>18136197
>i can time the market

[Anonymous No.18136737]

I'm done with /biz/. I'm definitely not done with Robinhood, I end up buying 10-20 new stocks every day, that will probably never change. But this stock really made me realize I no longer give a shit about anything you guys have to say. It made me realize that investor analyses mean nothing to me anymore. For so long have I been a child, now I can look into the mirror and truly see a man looking back at me. I no longer put any stock into the opinions or thoughts of people on the internet, from now on, I trust myself and those I consider closest to me in real life.

This is probably the single best stock I've owned this entire generation. It's one of the funnest stocks I've owned in years. I've purchased all of your favorite stocks. I'm probably better at Technical Analysis than most of you guys are, I've developed literally hundreds of trade bots of all sorts of different genres and styles. At last I truly realize how retarded like 99% of you guys are.

There are a few of you guys out there who are alright, keep on keeping on. But eventually you guys too will realize you're like me: you truly fucking love the stock market with all your heart, it's probably impossible to change that about yourself. And you'll realize your posting on a board full of complete morons who don't even invest, they just enjoy shitposting about it. These are people who are essentially broken on the inside and have likely lost most of their ability to enjoy things. The type of people who complain about stagnation in the industry, and when arguably the most revolutionary stock of the decade drops, they all gang up together to pretend that it isn't even free money, when in reality this is basically the easiest money of all time.

It's priced in again

[Anonymous No.18136739]

Is this bullish?
https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1243610858204217344?s=19

[Anonymous No.18136742]

>>18136722
If you want to hold bags that badly I'll gladly sell you mine for what I paid for them.

[Anonymous No.18136748]

My observation on bonds:
>almost every 1st world country has a negative yield
>the restrictions on the trading of government bonds (let's say you risk Russian or Brazil bonds) make no sense in comparison to the dividend yield of many good US dividend stocks
Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.18136749]

>>18136728
The economy is OK! We can print more money do not worry my uncle works at the fed and he says they can print infinite money no problem. Don't even worry.

[Anonymous No.18136752]

>>18136693
Not true, and continue to seethe.

[Anonymous No.18136757]

>>18136717
that's right anon, vitamin d and zinc are bad too, avoid all foods with them

[Anonymous No.18136769]

>>18136757
I can't imagine being such a brainlet that you think nutrients act like drugs

[Anonymous No.18136771]

>>18136660
Anon, do you have reading comprehension issues?
WEALTH measures intelligence, not some lonely bitter little faggot who designs a study to prove that he's just as smart as the people that bullied him in high school even though they're richer than he is now. You gotta use your head more little guy

[Anonymous No.18136772]

>>18136752
so much this, vitamin c actually weakens your immune system, avoid it at all cost

[Anonymous No.18136781]

>>18136722
who
we need to track brokerage downtime to see which is least shitty

[Anonymous No.18136786]

>>18136628
We will bail them out my dude.
We need something to justify the existence of our steel and aluminum industries, and they still have a role in aerospace and defense, and something will be salvaged from the Max disaster.

Theres just too many jobs that would be lost, and people who lose their jobs don't reelect their congressmen and senators and presidents, etc.

>>18136654
Pretty sure they tried it in chinkland...
Then again, I read on a chinese expatriate message board that they thought it was wrong that china and taiwan weren't sharing what they learned about handling the virus with the US.

Maybe vitamin C is the cure and china just doesn't want to tell us... great job!

[Anonymous No.18136792]

>>18136769
yep, these nutrients have no interactions with your body at all, you are so smart for seeing through my dirty trick anon, totally gonna make it

[Anonymous No.18136795]

>>18136737
see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18136823]

>>18136531
Dude you wanna look over some tech 10ks with me? Also do you know how to evaluate shit like TSM? I'm trying to figure their debt burden and growth metrics but they're based in Taiwan...

[Anonymous No.18136831]

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[Anonymous No.18136884]

>>18135389
>Zeihan's analysis of the naval blockade
link?

[Anonymous No.18136889]

>>18136739
Extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.18136892]

>>18136737
ok

[Anonymous No.18137008]

>>18136561
This is offensive. I can't believe how speciest these genocidal zealots are.

[Anonymous No.18137067]

>>18136531
Sounds like you just got brainwashed into thinking you know things. You don't. You know one discipline. One. There are several necessary to "value" a company, and even the valuation is almost always wrong.

You are an egghead exhibiting Dunning-Kruger because somebody taught you to read spreadsheets. I hope you don't lose everything before you wise the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.18137100]

At last I'll get my 2400 from the Govt. I read also where when you do your taxes for 2021 there won't be any "blowback" on you for this gift. Tax free baby. Be like you finding this wad laying on the sidewalk. Got a break starting this month on my natural gas and utility bill so hell I'll have $100 extra this month to do whatever with.

[Anonymous No.18137112]

>>18136737
Is this a new copy pasta?

[HillarySwank No.18137266]

I recently got paid a dividend of $22.19, but I had to wait 3MO for it. Is this even a good strategy? I am in my early 20s.

[Anonymous No.18137395]

>>18137266
3 months for 22 bucks wow, just think of where you'll be a year from now

[Anonymous No.18137401]

>>18137100
you retards and your gibs are pathetic

[Anonymous No.18137402]

>>18137266
Yea it's a long game, just put all your money into diviies and use DRIP. Add some more divvys every few months and add heavily on dips and watch it acooomulate. The goal is to retire when you're 45 right?

[Anonymous No.18137453]

>>18136786
>waaa too many jobs boeing waaaa gibs me dat

boeing employees only 0.04% of the US population. let them crash and burn

[Anonymous No.18137455]

>>18136164
Keep it between us, GTX. It's gonna balloon soon.

[Anonymous No.18137569]

>>18137453
i meant down the supply chain, R-tard