DEPENDENTS REJOICE

[Anonymous No.18134032]

Nowhere in this bill does it mention disqualification if your parents claim you as a dependent. We are getting trumpbux.
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/20059055/final-final-cares-act.pdf

[Anonymous No.18134377]

bamp

[Anonymous No.18134572]

>>18134032
kek how would they get you the money? Give it to your mom when she goes out to pick up tendies?

[Anonymous No.18134655]

and just like that, trump has won the NEET vote

[Anonymous No.18134697]

>>18134572
I pay taxes nigger

[Anonymous No.18134719]

>>18134032
you aren't gettin em desu. better buy zano and make it by yourself

[Anonymous No.18134727]

can someone look through the bill? where does it say who gets trumpbux?

[Anonymous No.18134798]

>>18134697
>paying taxes
>still a dependent

Way to get cucked by your folks.

[Anonymous No.18134799]

>>18134727
ctrl f you pleb

[Anonymous No.18134810]

>>18134572
>>18134697
>>18134727
>>Who won’t get a check? The main people excluded from receiving a payment are the wealthy, “nonresident aliens” (i.e., foreigners who do not hold a green card) and “dependents” who can be claimed on someone else’s tax return.

Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/business/coronavirus-stimulus-check-calculator/

[Anonymous No.18134888]

>>18134810
brb gonna kms

[Anonymous No.18134986]

Nothing gets me off harder than knowing the little kids on here won't be getting a single fucking cent

[Anonymous No.18135072]

>>18134888
Sorry man, but hey it’s only $1200. they are gonna give your parents $500 for each dependent, so maybe they’ll give it to you?

[Anonymous No.18135103]

>>18135072
Lol I'm above 17 so no they're not getting shit for me. It' a lose/lose all around

[Anonymous No.18135462]

>>18134032
‘‘(d) ELIGIBLE INDIVIDUAL.—For purposes of this section, the term ‘eligible individual’ means any individual other than—

(1) any nonresident alien individual

>(2) any individual with respect to whom a deduction under section 151 is allowable to another taxpayer for a taxable year beginning in the calendar year in which the individual’s taxable year begins,

and ‘(3) an estate or trust.

So if you got claimed as dependent but the person claiming you did not get any deduction because of it, does it still applies?

[Anonymous No.18135495]

>>18135462
>So if you got claimed as dependent but the person claiming you did not get any deduction because of it, does it still applies?
I want to know this as well. This bill is rushed and terribly written. And if adult dependents don't qualify then the're fucking over millions of college students

[Anonymous No.18135581]

>They are going by which ever tax return you filed last (according to yahoo)
>I filed 2019, said I was not a dependent (cause I'm not anymore)
>My parent haven't filed 2019 yet, so they would go by their 2018 which I believe has me down as a dependent
>???

I wonder how this will work out. Probably poorly for me.

[Anonymous No.18135628]

>>18135495
Yea, Trump just fucked zoomers yet again

[Anonymous No.18135725]

So, if I haven't worked in this country for years, and thus haven't filed taxes, how is the government going to know where to send the money? I have medicare insurance or whatever, will that be enough?

[Anonymous No.18135752]

you cant be claimed as dependent if you are above 24 unless you are disabled. you cant be claimed as dependent above 19 unless you are a student.

[Anonymous No.18136183]

so are neets fucked over or not?

[Anonymous No.18136278]

>>18134032
>(2) any individual with respect to whom a deduction under section 151 is allowable to another taxpayer for a taxable year beginning in the calendar year in which the individual’s taxable year begins
Dependents get nothing