/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.18133465]

Backstabbed by JPow edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
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Free chart:
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https://www.finscreener.com/

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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/


>>18132281

[Anonymous No.18133484]

JEROME, POOMP IT, IT'S GONE RED YOU WORTHLESS FED KIKE, POOMP THE FUCKING STONKS FOR THE WEEKEND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HYPERINFLATION AND A SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION, I NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLYOMENT AND GIBS FOR ISRAEL RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW.

POOMP IT. NOW.

[Anonymous No.18133486]

>>18133444
>>18133444
>>18133444
>>18133444
>>18133444
digits confirm 200 tuesday kek

[Anonymous No.18133492]

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

[Anonymous No.18133498]

OH MY GODDDD I'M GONNA DOOOOOOMPPPPPPPPP OH GOD IM DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPPPINGGGGGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18133499]

Do I sell? I'm so scared

[Anonymous No.18133501]

SPY not breaking 260 after 100000 attempts on low volume is very bullish

[Anonymous No.18133502]

WHEEEEEEEEEERE HAS MY SUPPORT GOOOOONE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKiCV6CG4Sc&list=RDaKiCV6CG4Sc&start_radio=1

[Anonymous No.18133504]

red next week?
poomp or doomp?

[Anonymous No.18133506]

>>18133470
didn't even post my website kill me fucking kill me now
https://nextstrain.org/ncov?l=radial

you are looking for nucleotide mutations

[Anonymous No.18133517]

GIVE SQQQ AND SPXS AND SDOW YOUR ENERGY BOYS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18133518]

this market has provided me with the most entertainment i ever had watching candles

[Anonymous No.18133520]

SQQQ is looking like a great buy this weekend

[Anonymous No.18133526]

what is this baby volume

[Anonymous No.18133528]

>stimulus passed
>still red

[Anonymous No.18133529]

>>18133504

[Anonymous No.18133530]

Jerome about to become the ultimate bag holder as everyone dumps their worthless stock onto the US government.

[Anonymous No.18133533]

100,000 US cases today

[Anonymous No.18133535]

Pathetic Jerome. I expect better on Monday.

[Jerome Powell No.18133537]

>>18133484
Sorry Sir, had to go by Office Depot and get some ink, should be ready to pump shortly

[Anonymous No.18133547]

S&P is holding the weekly! DUMP IT YOU USELESS BEARS I DONT WANT IT TO CLOSE ABOVE IT

[Anonymous No.18133553]

this place feels like a quarantine from the commie invasion of the main board
bless you all

[Anonymous No.18133559]

>>18133528
Included in the pricing

[Anonymous No.18133562]

Threadly reminder this is the return to the mean and people posting the retarded bull trap chart are posting a mirror image of the current spy pricing showing exactly that.

Your puts you bought at the bottom are expiring worthless. It's time to accept that and buy the dip retards.

[Anonymous No.18133567]

Printers are jammed for today, but spy isn't dropping below 255 today anyways so no biggy. The J-man is just giving you guys another chance to buy into the return to mean. This opportunity won't last forever.
Actually it'll probably never dip below 254, just a bigger opportunity for you guys to jump on board.

[Anonymous No.18133568]

will this monday be known as the bloodiest day in stock market history? cases rising. deaths rising. i can already see trump calling jerome and telling him to use his unlimited money to make sure the markets stay green.

[Anonymous No.18133571]

SQQQ 21

[Anonymous No.18133573]

YOUR SUPPOSED TO PUMP IT JEROME

[Anonymous No.18133575]

>>18133465
>March 27th, 2020 - 10:15am
JPow sat down at his desk and let out a long sigh as he looked at his MacBook. It had a big 'dollar-sign' sticker on the top that he got for 50 cents at the bowling alley. He opened the computer and used his pointer fingers to type in his password: "J-Money#1". He took a long sip of the warm milk in his coffee mug. "How much more should we print?!?" he yelled at the intern situated at a desk outside of his office.

"I don't know man, it's unlimited, just make up a number" the intern shouted back. JPow hated the intern's dismissive tone but the young man was 6'5'' and built like a NFL linebacker. He mumbled to himself, "I'm the money man. Nobody else." JPow opened up the Google sheets doc titled "$$$ Money for government $$$" and looked at the only cell on the sheet with anything in it. "100 trillion" it read. He stopped for a moment, smiling at his own brilliance, then deleted the word "trillion" and replaced it with "gazillion". JPow nodded and took another sip of the milk, satisfied with his work for the day.

"Good to go!" He yelled at the intern.

[Anonymous No.18133576]

IS NEXT WEEK RED??? DO I BUY SQQQ NOW??

[Anonymous No.18133582]

>>18133567
this eod volume says otherwise. everyone has weak hands.

[Anonymous No.18133584]

give me a green candle jerome

[Anonymous No.18133587]

OIL OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOODD

[Anonymous No.18133590]

STILL LOW VOLUME!!! THE DUMP HAS BARELY BEGUN!

[Anonymous No.18133598]

>>18133562
* boing *

Only one of us is right anon, and it's me.

[Anonymous No.18133601]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18133603]

>>18133504
Oh boy!
I keep forgetting!
I've got to catch up on this!

[Anonymous No.18133604]

>>18133547
WE DID IT! THE FUCKING BEARS DID IT

[Anonymous No.18133606]

YEAHHHHHH NIGGERSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.18133611]

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[Anonymous No.18133614]

>>18133590
DAMP EET

[Anonymous No.18133613]

>>18133590
>"WE'RE NOT THROUGH YET"

[Anonymous No.18133617]

>-800 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18133618]

holy shit, it's happening

[Anonymous No.18133619]

WOAH

[Anonymous No.18133621]

OH SHIT IT'S SLIPPIN TEN MINUTES TO GO OH FUCK CAN WE CLOSE IT EARLY JEROME? LET'S GO LIVE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18133622]

Caught this little bovine out back buying dips looking for a pop. You like the pop your seeing now, huh, HUH?!

[Anonymous No.18133624]

That's quite a dump there bulls

[Anonymous No.18133625]

OHHHH COUNTER RED DILDO

[Anonymous No.18133627]

>>18133465
DRILL TEAM 6 REPRESENT

[Anonymous No.18133630]

JEROME YOU'RE PRINTING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION

YOU HECKIN CHONKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18133629]

WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!!

[Anonymous No.18133635]

[Anonymous No.18133636]

that's a big red candle

[Anonymous No.18133637]

>go to wsb
>JEROOOOOOOOOME PRINTER JAMMED? YOU ON THE SHITTER? POOOOMP IT
>to to /smg/
>JEROOOOOOOOME POOOMP IT WHATTA YA DOING?

[Anonymous No.18133640]

BANG BANG
I SHOT YOU DOWN

[Anonymous No.18133642]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcQSGB-eb9M
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18133645]

Ok guys I know I said 254, but you know there's just not enough time to drop below 250. You just have another chance to grab some cheapies, don't miss out!

[Anonymous No.18133647]

>>18133520
It really doesn't.
Tech names stand to do the best from the stay at home economy. No idea why you wouldn't short something like russell small caps instead. Maybe I'm missing something.

[Anonymous No.18133649]

>>18133559
In which case bulls are superfucked

[Anonymous No.18133650]

HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEROME YOURE A GODDAMNED NIGGER
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
FUCKING DARKIE
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKER STOP FUCKING SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18133653]

>>18133567
>ID: FAG

[Anonymous No.18133654]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.18133655]

BULLS EAT SHIT AND DIE

[Anonymous No.18133656]

HOLY FUCK

[Anonymous No.18133659]

GOD DAMN IT JEROME

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUCK YOU WORTHLESS SHIT, PUMP THE FUCKING STOCKS OR ELSE THAT FUCKING PEDO SENILE DEM IS GOING TO BEAT ME THIS ELECTION

POOMP IT, POOMP IT UNTIL WE SACRIFICE EVERY MILLENNIAL TO DIE FOR THE BOOMERS

[Anonymous No.18133664]

JEROME TRYING TO FIGHT BACK

[Anonymous No.18133666]

Let me give you some advice, Mr. Powell. Assume everyone will betray you. And you will never be disappointed.
We expected your... change in mind and monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.18133667]

bulls uterly destroyed

[Anonymous No.18133668]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.18133669]

>>18133604
Just FYI to you mongoloids out there. TA chads will now aim for 2300 next week because we closed weekly below the last weekly. BEARISH CONTINUATION

[Anonymous No.18133673]

>>18133465

DUMP EET
U
M
P

E
E
T

[Anonymous No.18133674]

JEROME YOU ARE A NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18133675]

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[Anonymous No.18133678]

>tfw was losing money on my puts
>now it's dumping

how low we goin', boys?

[Anonymous No.18133680]

EVERYONE IS DUMPING FOR THE WEEKEND

[Anonymous No.18133681]

>>18133517
GIMME $22 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

[Anonymous No.18133683]

Jesus Christ all my gains wiped away

[Anonymous No.18133685]

I sold my SQQQ around 1pm. Kicking myself.

[Anonymous No.18133686]

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.18133691]

my IB account just finished and i put 1k euro in it

when i buy sqqq do i buy stock or an option?

[Anonymous No.18133693]

CAM ON YE BEARS
BRING THIS SHEIT DOWN

[Anonymous No.18133695]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT KEEPS DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18133697]

does this mean the bull market is cancelled?

[Anonymous No.18133698]

>>18133653
>ID: P5
based

[Anonymous No.18133699]

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18133700]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE IT

[Anonymous No.18133704]

WHO IS JEROME AND WHY DID HE PUT THE PAPER SHREDDER NEXT TO THE PRINTING MACHINE

[Anonymous No.18133707]

This is what happens when your only volume is the fed. The entire fucking market has become a pajeet shitcoin

[Anonymous No.18133709]

EVERYONE KNOWS SQQQLDIERS WERE RIGHT
EVERYONE KNOWS THIS WAS "THE NEW NORMAL"
MONDAY DEATH SPIRAL
MAXIMUM APOCALYPSE
YOU WERE WARNED AND YOU LAUGHED
SELL OR DIE BULLS

[Anonymous No.18133711]

im a dumbfuck bull this DCB wil llast forever XDXDXD time to buy calls and sell my puts!!!

[Anonymous No.18133714]

Gap down further you bitch
My May 225 puts are gonna print

[Anonymous No.18133715]

FUCK FUCK FUCK I BOUGHT CALLS TODAY IS MONDAY GREEN?

[Anonymous No.18133716]

>>18133637
They steal everything from here. It's reddit, they have nothing that isn't from here.

[Anonymous No.18133719]

>>18133695
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18133721]

>>18133698
whoa looking cool jerome

[Anonymous No.18133725]

>>18133567
>FAG
HAHA YOU ARE A FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.18133726]

>>18133680
EVERYBODY NEEDS A SELLING CHANCE

[Anonymous No.18133727]

>>18133691
ah, seems i was to late
well crikey.
still question remains, what would be a good buy before closure?

[Anonymous No.18133729]

>>18133715
it's over anon

[Anonymous No.18133732]

> it's dropping like a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.18133733]

>>18133465
Our economy is like an old school real time strategy game being played so horribly that you just have to keep entering the same cheat code to drop more and more money into your game out of thin air so that you can stop the fires burning down your city, but you're just spam producing more soldiers.

[Anonymous No.18133735]

>tfw the fed balance sheet drops by 50% by the next meeting

[Anonymous No.18133736]

WHAT THE FUCK JEROME DO SOMETHING DO SOMETHING STOP STOP STOP MY FUCKING CALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18133738]

Someone needs an asswhooping

[Anonymous No.18133739]

STOCK MARKET GOES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18133741]

>>18133697

It’s fucking done son

[Anonymous No.18133742]

>>18133715
anon......

[Anonymous No.18133743]

THE WEEKEND WILL BE BLOOD RED BULLS.

[Anonymous No.18133747]

6 TRILLION AND BEARS STILL WIN
ITS OVER

[Anonymous No.18133750]

OH GOD IM GONNA DUUUUMP

[Anonymous No.18133751]

>>18133666
checked
>>18133562
Sorry for your loss, anon. Your calls that you bought at the top are expiring worthless. It's time to accept that and buy some puts.

[Anonymous No.18133752]

"AAAAAAAAAAAA" POSTERS FUCK OFF STOP SPAMMING THE BOARD YOU FUCKING ZOOMERS

YOU'RE USELESS

[Anonymous No.18133754]

THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER

[Anonymous No.18133755]

bulls btfo

[Anonymous No.18133758]

What the fuck, my losses just doubled at first. I'm literally shaking right noww. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.18133759]

>HE BOUGHT
>HE BOUGHT
>HE BOUGHT
>HE BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.18133760]

BLOOD RED WHITE AND BLUE
BLOOD RED WHITE AND BLUE
BLOOD RED WHITE AND BLUE
BLOOD RED WHITE AND BLUE
BLOOD RED WHITE AND BLUE
BLOOD RED WHITE AND BLUE
BLOOD RED WHITE AND BLUE

[Anonymous No.18133763]

>all the bulls getting BTFO by the big red dildo

[Anonymous No.18133762]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.18133765]

>lost $20k starting investing at the top, pulled out at -10% sp500 drop atleast
>lost $40k being too greedy trying to short the sp500, with the random ass pumps
>lost $50k unrealized gains on tesla calls being too greedy (from $5k>$50k>$1k)
i feel like such an absolute retard. and now the volatility is going away. looking back, i should have just longed vix but i didn't even know wtf that was in january, and went for longer dated puts.
atleast i have $300k~ left. what would you do right now with that money?

[Anonymous No.18133766]

*ring ring*
JEROME
*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE
*ring ring*
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE YOU FED FUCK
*ring ring*
JEROME PLS I NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLYOMENT
*ring ring*
JEROME
*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18133767]

I'm feeling a 3:57 PUMP.

[Anonymous No.18133768]

I thought the ziggy zaggy line was supposed to start going up once the bill passed

[Anonymous No.18133769]

IS MONDAY GREEN?

[Anonymous No.18133770]

>>18133733
>greedisgood 9999999

[Anonymous No.18133772]

>>18133752
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18133773]

JEROME'S IN THE HOUSE. WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

JEROME'S IN THE HOUSE. WATCH YOUR MOUTH

[Anonymous No.18133775]

>>18133715
No. In fact with the giant green candles with little volume the last 3 days have had, we are looking at a very, very bloody week.

[Anonymous No.18133776]

PUMP THAT SHIT

[Anonymous No.18133777]

>>18133668
REALITY

[Anonymous No.18133778]

FLIP A CIRCUIT BREAKER

[Jerome Powell No.18133781]

>5 minutes left
Pump it.

[Anonymous No.18133787]

SELL SELL SELL SELL!

Get out before it's too late!

[Anonymous No.18133788]

See guys, the dump stopped at 253 we're safe. Printers are revving up again to make sure Monday is green.
Actually I'll fall back to 252, can't drop below that. You guys should trust more, just look at my ID.

[Anonymous No.18133789]

>>18133732
this SHOULD be /smg/'s moment. we're penny stock experts, aren't we? now the whole entire market is a penny stock, wheeee! what's the play, lads?

[Anonymous No.18133790]

>>18133715

Lol fuck no, retards will go out the weekends without a single care about corona virus and positive test will only sky rocket

We may have not hit the bottom

Our only saving grace is a god damn cure

[Anonymous No.18133792]

YESSS YES AHAHAHHAA

[Anonymous No.18133793]

Is UWT getting de-listed? Can't find any news on it.

[Anonymous No.18133794]

>>18132711
Does he know about the second bunny ear?

[Anonymous No.18133795]

it's pumping right now

[Anonymous No.18133796]

A kind reminder that Uncle Powell will always be watching the Wall Street naughty bois

[Anonymous No.18133797]

SQQQUAD, I NEED A SIT REP. WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE

[Anonymous No.18133800]

dead cat bounce confirmed

[Anonymous No.18133802]

SQQQ BROS I WANNA FUCKING DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18133803]

I ALREADY TOLD YOU FUCKING NEGROES. MY KO CALLS HAVE 147 DAYS TO PRINT. I'M NOT SCARED OF YOUR LITTLE DIP. I'LL GO BROKE BEFORE I BOW TO YOU JEWS.

[Anonymous No.18133806]

>>18133754
PUMP MIGHT BE INFINITE BUT THE RATE OF PUMP IS FINITE
lmao at that little green dildo trying so hard at 15:55

[Anonymous No.18133807]

>>18133770
lol exactly

[Anonymous No.18133808]

this is a clear indicator in the faith of this stimulus bill. they've emptied the chambers and there is still a horde of corona zombies rushing them.

[Anonymous No.18133811]

This is fine. People are just selling for the weekend. Monday will be green. We're all trying to make a buck, here. I'm buying back into American semiconductors, probably next week or the week after.

[Anonymous No.18133812]

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

[Anonymous No.18133810]

>DOW flopping around like a shitcoin

We will close at 0%, wont we?

[Anonymous No.18133813]

>>18133781
FUCK YOU KIKE

[Anonymous No.18133814]

>>18133685
Me too anon. Except I sold at 3...

[Anonymous No.18133818]

POWELL SAYS PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.18133820]

>>18133691
SQQQ is a leveraged ETF listed on NYSE. You will face FX fees and transaction costs converting your money to USD. (unless its listed on an euro exchange).
Now that you are 2-3% in the hole you can buy SQQQ stock not options. Dont hold it overnight it decays

Just buy a regular low cost index ETF like SPY. Dollar Cost Average into it over a few months

[Jerome No.18133827]

Hi guys

[Anonymous No.18133830]

THANK GOD FOR DCA

[Anonymous No.18133831]

>>18133797
>>18133802
hodl for monday dump. it's comin.

[Anonymous No.18133833]

>>18133766
where the fuck do you get all of these fucked up trump pics?

[Anonymous No.18133839]

Who bought at 260? Fess up

[Anonymous No.18133841]

>>18133827
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU POOMP IT NOW NOW NOW YOU FUCKING FED KIKE

[Anonymous No.18133843]

COMPLETE THE CYCLE
RELEASE US FROM THIS PRISON
SELL SELL SELLLLLL

[Anonymous No.18133842]

>>18133833
Probably his speeches

[Anonymous No.18133846]

>>18133766
>JESUS, CHRIST!!!!!
>I CAN'T STOP AND TAKE A SHIT FOR 10 MINUTES?!!!!???!?!!;!;
>BBBBRRRRRRRRRRREREEERRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18133848]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18133854]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.18133859]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[Anonymous No.18133862]

>>18133715
>BOUGHT CALLS TODAY
after two of the best days ever? with bad news still clearly out there?

[Anonymous No.18133863]

>>18133827
Let it dump jerome!
Think of your bobo frens!

[Anonymous No.18133864]

MY FUCKING CALLS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18133867]

>>18133833
they're from 4chan

[Anonymous No.18133868]

>that EoD drop
Everyone's expecting bad news over the weekend again?

[Anonymous No.18133869]

why are the numbers so heckin smol

[Anonymous No.18133870]

>>18133766
>2020 03 27
>Jerome was found dead besides a broken printer inside the FED
>presents high blood loss from his eyes and anus
>large amounts of poo are found in the area

[Anonymous No.18133872]

Can't wait to buy some of these cheap Oil ETFs

[Anonymous No.18133877]

Nonwoven masks absolutely help with reducing viral infections. Surgical masks and N95 masks require melt blown polypropylene fabrics that have holes few hundreds of nanometers big. Manufacturing of mask itself and production of polypropylene are both simple and the scale of their production are easily expanded. What's not so simple is the process of melt blowing. Melt blowing production line takes more than a month to be spun up and China is apparently the only one doing it. They currently have a daily output of 200 mil surgical masks and 2 mil N95 masks and they'll double it next month. They need around 400 mil a day to restart the entire economy. There will be a chronic shortage of masks worldwide that will be going on for months. This will get a lot worse before it will get better.

[Anonymous No.18133880]

>>18133833
reddit.com

[Anonymous No.18133883]

>>18133751

kek I bought cigar butts and I'm still up because I'm not an indexfag. Buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18133884]

What are the best oil companies to invest in long term

[Anonymous No.18133887]

JUST MANAGED TO GAIN BACK MY WEEKLY LOSSES BY RIDING THIS DUMP ALONE

[Anonymous No.18133888]

>>18133793

Bumping important question

[Anonymous No.18133889]

Seeing tons of resistance at 21,600. Monday is green.

[Anonymous No.18133891]

>>18133868
Can't imagine why

[Anonymous No.18133892]

Guys, legitimately, I think we're there.

We hit the stimulus, we got dumped, there's literally nothing else holding us up... the deaths, the business closures, the unemployment, etc etc etc

I think at this point we're not priced in. See you at 200

[Anonymous No.18133897]

>>18133868
No, they're expecting very good news and need coke money to celebrate properly.

[Anonymous No.18133898]

>>18133796
Idk I feel like the FED isn't going to do shit this weekend considering the week was still a net positive stock wise

[Anonymous No.18133899]

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

Great Depression Electric Boogaloo, here we come!

[Anonymous No.18133901]

>>18133872
i bought 10k of oil stock today.

[Anonymous No.18133902]

>>18133868
The stimulus was already priced in. QE Infinity will not stop what's going to happen.

[Anonymous No.18133904]

>>18133868
during a global pandemic? no... consumer confidence rises when half the world is locked inside their house by the government and hospitals are buying refrigerated trucks for the bodies.

[Anonymous No.18133906]

>>18133889
retard

[Anonymous No.18133911]

>>18133575
Lmao kek, I spit out my milk reading this

[Anonymous No.18133912]

Whats this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.18133913]

WHERE ARE ALL THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POSTERS AT


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18133917]

>>18133889
>t.fool

[Anonymous No.18133918]

>>18133892
>We hit the stimulus, we got dumped, there's literally nothing else holding us up
Not even


more stimulus?

[Anonymous No.18133925]

DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.18133928]

Bear flag on the 4hr chart and a death cross. We are definitely going below 20k

[Anonymous No.18133930]

>>18133888
yes

[Anonymous No.18133931]

Sold my SQQQ at a $2 a share loss. I couldn't handle the weekend, bros.

[Anonymous No.18133932]

Trump, this is Jerome. Fuck ventilators, right now we need more printers. Use the defense act and get some companies to make us more printers. We're going to need it next week.

[Anonymous No.18133933]

>>18133906
Prove me wrong, nigger

[Anonymous No.18133934]

>>18133794
I think they call it something else

[Anonymous No.18133937]

>that trading volume at the end

[Anonymous No.18133941]

circuit breaker monday bear gang runs this joint

[Anonymous No.18133942]

Aww man. With a close like this i'll probably have to get up for opening bell on Monday to make some moves. Suboptimal.

[Anonymous No.18133948]

>reinfections confirmed
bullish?

[Anonymous No.18133947]

>>18133912
"better than last week"

[Anonymous No.18133950]

>>18133931
>bought the top and then pussied out right before he could make it back
fucktarded

[Anonymous No.18133952]

>cant even close -1000
Cute

[Anonymous No.18133953]

Huh

[Anonymous No.18133954]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18133956]

>>18133765
>atleast i have $300k~ left. what would you do right now with that money?
Put it in a savings account you retard. Don't gamble with more than 10% of your net worth.

[Anonymous No.18133957]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlot0i3Zykw

PRINTING MONEY IS LIKE
PUMPING THE WHOLE MARKET DOWN A DEAD-END STREET
FASTER THAN THE WIND
PASSIONATE AS SIN
DUMPING SO SUDDENLY
PRINTING USD IS LIKE
TRYING TO CHANGE THE MARKET WHILE ALREADY FLYING THROUGH THE FREE FALL
LIKE THE COLOURS IN AUTUMN, SO BRIGHT
JUST BEFORE THEY LOSE IT ALL

PUMPING IT AND ITS RREEEEEEEED
REEEE-EEE-EE-EEEED

[Anonymous No.18133958]

I guess the bulls got too cocky after all.

[Anonymous No.18133961]

>>18133884
Oil will easily hit 90 dollars a barrel again. That was during 2008 and that was during a deflationary recession. In an inflationary recession, like the one we're in now, oil may hit 200 dollars by June.

[Anonymous No.18133965]

>>18133872
>Oil ETFs
if got 5k I want to drop on ONE ETF. Which won would you go for?

[Anonymous No.18133966]

NOOO HOW COULD JEROME LET THIS HAPPEN
HELP ME TRUMP

[Anonymous No.18133967]

AAAAAAND WALLA! THE DOW WILL NEVER BE BELOW 21621.93 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18133968]

SQQQ bro

[Anonymous No.18133969]

>>18133912
return to mean

[Anonymous No.18133972]

>>18133912
>You expected green dildo?
>Too bad! It was red dildo!

[Anonymous No.18133973]

Any bullbros out there, how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.18133974]

So the american election is basically between Bernie Sanders socialism with a weird boner for greenhouse emissions or Bernie Sanders socialism with a weird boner for building concrete structures along national borders
Good luck, amerimutts

[Anonymous No.18133977]

>>18133912
The Bearback

[Anonymous No.18133979]

NOT MY HECKIN DOW JONES

[Anonymous No.18133980]

>>18133912
The 'L' , or
upsidedown pot and handle, or
tits 'n legs, or
reverse balls and cock

[Anonymous No.18133984]

>>18133932
SHUT THE FUCK UP JEROME, WE HAVE BILLIONS OF PRINTERS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PRINTERS I'VE SEEN THOSE PRINTERS NEED TO GO TO ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.18133986]

well that sucked massive dick

[Anonymous No.18133987]

Remember to enable dividend reinvestment on your 3x bear ETFs in order to further compound your gains.

[Anonymous No.18133988]

>>18133888
probably. keep posting that milf

[Anonymous No.18133989]

>>18133901
Why now and not Monday?

[Anonymous No.18133991]

WHO /FUCKED UP AND BOUGHT PUTS EXPIRING TODAY, TODAY AND LOST 300 DOLLARS FOR NO REASON/

[Anonymous No.18133993]

>>18133931
KEK

[Anonymous No.18133995]

FRIDAY CLOSED RED!!
CHOO CHOO!
ALL ABOARD!!
THE MARKET TRAIN HAS DEPARTED!
DESTINATION: ZERO.

[Anonymous No.18133996]

JEROME GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18133998]

I sold some of my inverse ETFs at or below break even to keep my minimum balance (mommy says I'm not supposed to piss away my tuition gambling). But I still have SPXS, SQQQ, and the secret weapon /smg/ hasn't learned of yet – DRV.

[Anonymous No.18133999]

>>18133961
>oil may hit 200 dollars by June

[Anonymous No.18134000]

>>18133575

[Anonymous No.18134008]

Fucking terrible

I was up 400 for the week now at 0

[Anonymous No.18134009]

>>18133918
What's more infinite than infinite? Infinite QE...If your girl comes back from vacation offering you infinite blowjobs, you better start asking some questions.

[Anonymous No.18134012]

>watch it pump in the aftermarket hours as Jerome buys cheap stock

[Anonymous No.18134014]

we still haven't wiped faggot jerome's 15% pump from this week

[Anonymous No.18134015]

>>18133973
I’m bullish on a market decline

[Anonymous No.18134016]

>>18133986
Get fucked bullcuck

[Anonymous No.18134018]

after hours dumping too.

[Anonymous No.18134019]

End of day is like a fucking coin flip these days

[Anonymous No.18134025]

>>18133961
Which stocks to invest in though, should i go broad?

[Anonymous No.18134027]

HOLY SHIT BTC JUST DUMPED FIVE GRAND

[Anonymous No.18134028]

>>18134008
Better than many, time to get out.

[Anonymous No.18134029]

>>18133950
I bought at 23.50 and waited until 3:58 to sell. I wasn't going to make it back.

[Jerome Powell No.18134030]

>>18133973
that was a weak dump, returning to mean soon

[Anonymous No.18134034]

If a circuit breaker happens 1 minutes before the bell closes does that mean Monday gets a circuit breaker for 14 minutes?

[Anonymous No.18134035]

>>18133622
pls stob idd bro... i neeb idd to be green...

[Anonymous No.18134036]

>>18133961
Jason fucking Kenney is posting on /smg/, what the fuck? Get back to work Kenney.

[Anonymous No.18134037]

>>18133987
high IQ investor

[Anonymous No.18134039]

>>18134008
get fucked bullcuck

[Anonymous No.18134042]

>>18133831
I sold half with that nice spike. holding the other half :)

[Anonymous No.18134044]

It's glorious. Monday will be even better

[Anonymous No.18134047]

>>18133820
wait. can i as an european not buy those? It says they are unavailable.

[Anonymous No.18134050]

>>18134027
whut

[Anonymous No.18134056]

>>18133948
immunity for some other coronaviruses only lasts 4-5 months. its around that time for antibodies in early infections to expire.

[Anonymous No.18134058]

God, I hope this takes off.

[Anonymous No.18134060]

look at the red doji we've formed today. reversal confirmed.

[Anonymous No.18134062]

Even the EOD dump had tiny ass volume. What's going on?

[Anonymous No.18134063]

>>18133683
get fucked bullcuck

[Anonymous No.18134066]

there is no market
there is only fed
there is no bobo
there is only bull
there is no trade
there is only pump
there is no analysis
there is only priced in
and then there is only red

[Anonymous No.18134070]

>>18134034
Circuit breakers are turned off at 3:30 except the 20% breaker which ends the trading day

[Anonymous No.18134075]

>>18133973
I'm green for the first time all week. I made $500 on a call, sold at 260 on SPY, then immediately took out a put. It feels good to get a win, even if my week is still -60%.
I think this was the right edge of the bull trap. Straight down from here.

[Anonymous No.18134076]

>>18134034
no circuit breakers after 3:25

[Anonymous No.18134079]

LOOK AT THE FUTURES IT JUST KEEPS BURNING!

[Anonymous No.18134080]

>tfw the stock you wrote calls against went up but not enough to be exercised

[Anonymous No.18134081]

>>18133988
its the only pic i have of her and she's a GILF not even a milf. have a british foodie milf in lieu

[Anonymous No.18134082]

>>18133998
what's your thesis here, I like that it hasn't pumped yet, or at least it's dumped after the last pump

[Anonymous No.18134083]

This is just a bear trap guys.

[Anonymous No.18134084]

In SDOW, 20 shares at 50.47
Hoping some real nasty shit happens over the weekend..then I'm going to get back on Jerome's side.

[Anonymous No.18134085]

>>18133901
RIP

[Anonymous No.18134086]

>>18133575
kino

[Anonymous No.18134087]

>>18134027
this post is extremely low quality

[Anonymous No.18134090]

How do you cover the time until futures opening at Sunday frens?
Any ideas on what to do?

[Anonymous No.18134093]

-4%

We're better than this. -10% on Monday, okay?

[Anonymous No.18134097]

>>18134083
nobody tell him

[Anonymous No.18134099]

I'm retarded/new, what's to stop me from at some point buying a bunch of gush and holding til oil rebounds?

[Anonymous No.18134106]

>>18134062
everyone's exhausted, next monday will dictate where we go

[Anonymous No.18134109]

lmao i am so fucking stupid i thought today was thursday and tomorrow was friday. fuck my life

[Anonymous No.18134111]

>>18134090
roleplay as trump and jerome with your significant other

[Anonymous No.18134112]

>>18134090
Im locked into my apartment and everything is closed. You tell me.
Only so many push ups I can do.

[Anonymous No.18134114]

>>18133948
Reinfection is not possible. The virus first appear on mucous surfaces in your throat and nasal cavity and migrate deeper into your lung when the infection takes hold. If you keep swabbing throat cavity you will get false negatives and there isn't a good way to deal with this except combining PCRs in the early stage of infection and antibody tests in the later stage.

[Anonymous No.18134115]

>>18133987
>Implying mine have ever finished a day in the green

[Anonymous No.18134117]

>>18133901
You'll be fine in a year, but do not look at it for another 6 months.

[Anonymous No.18134120]

>>18134099
GUSH is fucked along with shale, buy other oil and wait until the price war ends.

[Anonymous No.18134121]

>>18134099
gush is the ultimate noob trap bud

[Anonymous No.18134122]

>>18134029
You would if you held over weekend.
Prepare to regret.

[Anonymous No.18134123]

>>18134060
reversal of the bull market we started this week, or the bear market we entered last week??

[Anonymous No.18134124]

Just wait, jerome will cook up some jewish wizardy over the weekend and it will be green again

[Anonymous No.18134127]

>>18134047
LU0411078636
european one. You can hold overnight for a few days or a week, just don't do it longterm

[Anonymous No.18134128]

FACTS

[Anonymous No.18134130]

>>18134090
Alcoholism, shitposting, and masturbating to bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr porn

[Anonymous No.18134133]

>>18134099
Don’t hold leveraged etfs

[Anonymous No.18134135]

>>18134099
Small oil/shale companies are dead is why. You are better off buying their debt

[Anonymous No.18134136]

>>18134111
Underrated and utterly based

[Anonymous No.18134140]

>>18134082
On DRV?

Fucking Burger King of all companies just announced they can't pay rent. Cheesecake Factory, too. There's going to be a fucking war between tenant business and real estate developers, and if the big names are on the rent strike side, they might just win.

[Anonymous No.18134141]

>>18134112
just play poker or mahjong or whatever other gambling online game.

[Anonymous No.18134142]

>>18133901
Lmfao not waiting until after the 1st week of April when Saudi can dump all of it’s oil, and not be in violation of OPEC.

[Anonymous No.18134144]

>>18134099
look at the 5 year chart and tell me if you feel like "waiting" is beneficial

[Anonymous No.18134145]

>its still dumping
whales spooked, monday death spiral confirmed

[Anonymous No.18134149]

>>18134037
>me first learning to trade

[Anonymous No.18134151]

jerome will unleash the unthinkable next week

[Anonymous No.18134152]

yes sell your tqqq bitches

[Anonymous No.18134154]

>>18134141
But thats gambling. I might as well do forex trading.

[Anonymous No.18134155]

>>18134148
>>18134148
>>18134148
new

[Anonymous No.18134156]

>>18133957
Country tay best tay, pop tay sucks

[Anonymous No.18134157]

>>18134090
go to the gym study

[Anonymous No.18134160]

>>18134128
its one big conspiracy theory. everyone is in on it except for you, bill.

[Anonymous No.18134161]

>>18134128
Timespan, you fuckers obviously don't know much about spreading risk here, huh?

[Anonymous No.18134163]

Reminder to get out of M-REITs, they're going to get their ass clapped by margin calls.

[Anonymous No.18134174]

>>18134112
Doing only push-ups will lead to imbalances.

[Anonymous No.18134175]

>>18134128
>55k flu deaths spread out over an entire year
>1.5k covid deaths in a week
>What is "the straw that broke the camel's back"?
>What is "exponential growth"?

[Anonymous No.18134182]

>>18134154
>But thats gambling. I might as well do forex trading.
>trading daily stocks is not

[Anonymous No.18134184]

>>18134093
monday will be green, tuesday will be the biggest dump of all time

[Anonymous No.18134188]

Fucking gay. Short vents

[Anonymous No.18134197]

>>18134127
>LU0411078636
so this is the bear on american markets for europenas?

[Anonymous No.18134212]

>>18133666
Fookin satanic trips checked. Dubs checked
It's gonna be red next week

[Anonymous No.18134213]

>>18134075
how the fuck did a bull lose this fucking week out of all the weeks

[Jerome Powell No.18134216]

>>18134099
bait

[Anonymous No.18134217]

>>18134128
in january i was hearing 20k/year flu deaths. now im hearing 55k? shut the fuck up retards

[Anonymous No.18134219]

>>18134025
Any stock or ETF will do. This price war cannot last forever. If it does continue, oil goes up. Why? Because the dollar will no longer be the reserve currency anymore. If the price war stops, then the price will go up anyway. This is literally free money.

[Anonymous No.18134224]

>>18134099
Don't hold leveraged ETFs. Only buy them when you anticipate a nearby pump or dump. Since oil is riding on the whims of Putin and some Arab assholes, it's impossible to time. Just accumulate regular ETFs and oil company stocks. XON was a fantastic buy at $31 and it will get there again.

[Anonymous No.18134254]

>>18134090
finishing work for the weekend, spending saturday and sunday morning playing video games (animal crossing) and taking comfy walks.

[Anonymous No.18134257]

BULLISH

[Anonymous No.18134262]

>>18134115
>Implying mine have ever finished a day in the green

You've got to hold this stuff for a while. Investments don't pay off overnight. Remember, we're investors here, not speculators.

[Anonymous No.18134266]

>>18134175
Dude the reason he's so much fun is because he's so retarded.

[Anonymous No.18134278]

>>18134175
Not just in a week but also mostly concentrated in New York.

[Anonymous No.18134291]

>>18134090
Well ordinarily i work over the weekend but the place has been mothballed pending pandemic numbers coming back down so.... i might do a woodworking project of some kind. Or get drunk, high, be a lazy sack of shit. It's 50/50.

[Anonymous No.18134295]

>>18134197
It's one of them. It is the S&P500, inverse and 2x leveraged.
If you think it will tank further in the near future, this one is for you. But read up on "ETF decay" to understand why you want to hold it as short as possible (zooming out to 10 years also shows this very well)

[Anonymous No.18134317]

>>18134058
what is it?

[Anonymous No.18134320]

>>18134156
https://www.deviantart.com/xesxus/art/Xesxus-Cowgirl-CG-727252060

[Anonymous No.18134326]

>>18134219
Any specific recommendations? I am an opportunist just getting into this because of the crash. I have a lot to learn.

[SOXL_shill No.18134337]

>>18133888
I'm pretty sure like April 2nd or something. Just dump it and buy USO. That'll never get delisted. Be aware that it is isn't a long hold though cuz oil futures are in contango so every time they roll the contact you're getting fucked like 10%. Look into it. This goes for all oil ETFs with the commodity as the underlying.

[Anonymous No.18134341]

>>18133877
you forget the part where the population drops to where 200mil masks/day becomes more than enough

[Anonymous No.18134348]

>>18134262
I've been in the green massively many times but I just never sell because i'm a greedy fool

[Anonymous No.18134375]

>>18134257
PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18134390]

GUYS FUTURES STOPPED TRADING

[Anonymous No.18134400]

BULLISH AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.18134403]

>>18134326
USO if you trust the issuer to track CL on NYMEX correctly. MPC or XON for companies. Avoid the leveraged ETFs, as they use FDs.

[Anonymous No.18134411]

>>18134317
CV play.

[Anonymous No.18134437]

>>18134217
By the end of the year it will turn out seasonal flu kills billions a year and this virus ain't shit.

[Anonymous No.18134463]

>>18133973
I still think this is a bulltrap
1. Nothing but terrible news
2. Garbage volume on these fed pumps
3. Normalfags all think its a good time to get in cheap
I smell blood desu

[Anonymous No.18134505]

>>18134213
I misread the post. I took out 4 SPY puts at 220 which expired today. Lost the whole thing stupidly waiting for the trap to end, and I only recovered marginally on my regular stock investments because they're unleveraged.
Fucking unlimited QE fed cheat codes. This is surely it though. They're out of ammo and the stim bill was priced in through the week. The fed is going to have to let the market down to a more realistic support level, even if they're still pumping here and there.

[Anonymous No.18134576]

What's the best way to buy puts on the S&P ?

[Anonymous No.18134681]

>>18134576
LEAVE

[Anonymous No.18135962]

>>18134050
Dude, (((their favourite number))) is everywhere.

The dinosaurs died 6.66 million years ago.
The Earth moves through space at 66,600 miles per hour.
There's so many examples, never forget the 6 gorillion.