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Stock virgins literally have to ask permission from a broker to interface with "shares" that they never truly own, and they pay fees to every single institution it passes through before its "theirs". All during "approved" stock market hours for a lowly 3x over 5-10 years AT BEST. These "people" are literally cuckolds.

Crypto Chad's get 1000x gains entirely by our own hand.

Stock cucks have to hide in a permissible /smg/ thread to circle jerk over their index funds losing 2% or gaining 1%. Absolute cuckoldry.

>> No.18133024

Is that a baby platypus?

>> No.18133052

>>18133024
its fake i looked it up

>> No.18133068
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>>18132903
At least you invest in a real thing.

>> No.18133069

>>18132903
Agreed anon.

Algorand is doing crazy things with IMBR, they have created an Asian reserve currency that will give 300 million low income people the ability to have a better banking system than we do. Shits fucked up.

https://cointelegraph.com/news/ibmr-and-blockchain-firm-algorand-launch-microfinance-platform

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>>18133024
real ones are different but still cute

>> No.18134384

>>18133398
>nutsack on its chin

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>>18133069
Shoo Pajeet, shoo

>> No.18134456

>>18132903
Cryptovirgins have to give their passport and photo to online scammers who will take all their money, run, and then sell their passport.

>> No.18134498

>>18132903
i buy zano and do 10000x faggot virgin

>> No.18134668

Can i get a redpill on crypto not trolling im actually curious about getting in on this just dont understand how it works exactly

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>>18133068
>"real thing"
>drops thousands of points in one week for no reason
>fed prints TRILLIONs of dollars out of thin air to try and keep it afloat

>> No.18134766

>>18132903
there are cucks on crypto too
they use bitmex, binance and other custodial shit with KYC to trade instead of just using dexes

>> No.18134786

>>18134668
learn about one way cryptography with public/private key pairs and you will understand how crypto works

>> No.18134821

>>18134668
It's a pyramid scheme. You fall for the meme hard and then find you have to shill your coins on /biz/ to get out but then, if it works, you hold the coins thinking they are worth something.

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>>18132903
I do all my own investments with no commission fees but I cannot for the life of me do well with stocks.

Every crypto position I've ever held has been profitable in the 100s or 1000s. But for stocks I think I made a profit of 800 dollars on one stock, and lost probably 5 thousand on other stocks over the course of a year.

Could be I'm just retarded and lucky at the same time.

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>>18134827
you and me both friendo

>> No.18134958

Use options bud>>18132903