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Do neets get coronabux or not?

>> No.18129842

>>18129796
If someone can claim you as a dependent, you do not get the $1200. Doesn't matter if they have declared you or not. So, no.

>> No.18129894

>claimed as a dependant on your parents tax return
No
>independent, no income, but welfare.
They increase your welfare payment
>independent, no munny at all
Not unless you file a 2019 tax return form 1040 reporting $0 income, and put your address if you want check or bank info if you want direct deposit.

>> No.18130401

>>18129842
>>18129894
i dont remember if im a dependent before. i never filed taxes before.

>> No.18130500

>>18129894
>Not unless you file a 2019 tax return form 1040 reporting $0 income, and put your address if you want check or bank info if you want direct deposit.
so i can do this now?

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>>18129894
>unless you file a 2019 tax return...
Wow...
>tfw needlessly filed taxes last year..
>tfw qualify for everything
>tfw even qualify for business grants because registered LLC for something didn't ever complete...
>tfw also have 8m PoN and random cryptogame collections that are also mooning...

>> No.18130929

>>18129796
go find your mommies 12 guage and paint your bedroom wall

>> No.18130978

>>18129796
do disability neets get coronabux?

>> No.18130993

>>18130401
Then you wont get any anyway. Jesus christ, friend, get a job.

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>>18130993
>wage-slave detected

>> No.18131139

Parents claimed me as a dependant but I filed taxes independently and not through them. Do I still get trumpbux?

>> No.18131212

>>18131139
this

>> No.18131896

bump

>> No.18131925

>>18131139
No one knows ~~

>> No.18131937

>>18129796
Did you file for taxes in 2019 or 18? No, then no.

>> No.18132844

>>18129796
>have to be actively seeking work
>during a state wide lockdown
How do I get around this? My job is basically letting us go I believe because they can't risk paying us without profits if legislation is passed to force payouts. But I'm sure we'll all be "rehired" when we reopen since it's a more specialized job. It's not like I want to start a new job during the crisis what the fuck. Anyone dealing with similar issue?

>> No.18132942

>>18131139
read the 880 page bill
https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/20059055/final-final-cares-act.pdf

>> No.18132982

>>18132942
Final final final final draft actuly this time

>> No.18133098

>>18130929
So edgy

>> No.18133119

>>18132844
Just go on indeed and apply to random shit

>> No.18133167

>>18132942
>ctrl f
>nothing mentioning dependents
I'm getting trumpbux

>> No.18133389

>>18129796
You need to file taxes before you can get Trumpbux

>> No.18133466

If I was claimed as a dependent in 2018, but filed for taxes today, will I get the bux?

>> No.18133643

How do I make sure I get my TrumpyBux? I moved sense I filled 2018 taxes and I don't remember if I received a check or direct deposit? Mailing checks seems dumb as fuck. All the nogs here will be looting mailboxes when the checks start coming. I want to yolo throw my TrumpBux into BitCoin and watch it burn.

>> No.18133703

>>18133466
>>18133643
Yes you will

>> No.18133881

>>18129796
Neets will be the new niggers after niggers are gone.

>> No.18133909

ive never filed. can i do it now?

>> No.18133963

>>18131070
So how many instruments have you learned and how many philosophers have you studied, Anon?

>> No.18134220

It's what happened during the 2019 tax return. If you're a dependent your parents get the $500

>> No.18134227

>>18133909
According to /ptg/ from /pol/, you can.

>> No.18134256

>>18133909
submit it electronically today for even $0 if you have to. It's free, worth a shot.

>> No.18134258

>>18134227
>According to the dumbest people on the website
Not very reassuring

>> No.18134274

>>18133909
Sounds like you're a dependent, little man. Mommy and Daddy still taking care of you? You're not getting any money. Even if you aren't a dependent, you're probably too dumb and lazy to file your taxes. You're not getting any Trumpbux. Sorry lad.

>> No.18134289

>>18134256
i submit it online? 1040? i only see the pdf online. let me keep looking.

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>>18131070
>I AM VERY SILLY
come on now

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18134345

>>18134258
>i disagree with them
>therefore they're dumb
They're actually one of the smartest, but sure.

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>>18129796
>>18129842
>>18130500
>>18130978
>>18130993
>>18131139
>>18131925

>> No.18134372

>>18133963
No response.
All he does is sit in front of his computer and watch porn all day.

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>mfw op calls the IRS in 2 months to ask where his trumpbux are
>IRS asks for his social security number
>op proudly proclaims to be a neet and then starts screaming about /biz/
>IRS hangs up on op
>op texts IRS number wagie comics

>> No.18134413

everyone get coronabux by stacking zano

>> No.18134480

>>18134352
That's not in the bill tho

>> No.18134503

>>18134256
>>18134289
You can't submit a return online for $0. You have to mail it in

>> No.18134553

>>18129796
no. why you are still a neet anon? just buy zano if you can...solve in this way

>> No.18134589

>>18134352
>Made 30k last year
>Got a exactly 75k salary job right at the end of 2019
Phew. I'll still get my Trumpybux right?

>> No.18134590

>>18134372
lmao

>> No.18134602

fuck monero long live zano !

>> No.18135560

>>18134480
But it is though.

>> No.18135629

>>18134589
no

>> No.18135663

>>18134589
si

>> No.18135716

>>18135560
Where? I tried finding it. I've only heard the dependent clause through secondary sources

>> No.18135961 [DELETED] 

>>18135716
Did you look at the House website for h.r. 748?

>> No.18136006

>>18135716
Ok, i'll be nice

H.R. 748 Sect. 2201 (d) (2)

>> No.18136266

>>18136006
Ok I found it but now I have another question. It says if they were able to claim me for a deduction then I'm ineligible, but what if they claimed and didn't get a deduction?

>> No.18136356

>>18136266
SOL
Why didn't they get a deduction? That sounds like they're blowing smoke down your ear.

>> No.18136387

>>18136356
Because they have tons of debt and owe a lot in back taxes

>> No.18136426

>>18136387
Then they did get a deduction it just applied to their debts. SOL

>> No.18136485

>>18136426
Why can't I ever win?

>> No.18137256

>>18129796
We do. big bag of OGN and Zano incoming, gonna be great

>> No.18137665

>>18136485
You're a young kid you are winning at life all the time. Stop being a pansy and go fuck randos.

>> No.18137683

>>18137665
I have a fiance so no

>> No.18137726

>>18137683
You'll regret it. Never again will you have access to loads of unattached young pussy. Your fiancee has probably already had oats spread on her.

>> No.18137756

>>18137726
Lol I swiped her v card back in high school when she was 15, only oats getting spread are mine all up in her uterus

>> No.18138060

the actual text of the bill says
>‘‘(2) any individual with respect to whom a deduction under section 151 is allowable to another tax payer for a taxable year beginning in the calendar year in which the individual’s taxable year begins
does that change anything?

>> No.18138070

>>18138060
whoops wrong board

>> No.18138091

>>18138070
Dependents are fucked

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>>18129796
nope you're not getting shit unless you filed a 2018/2019 tax return. Your mummy gets it if you're her dependant so you'll get it back in extra tendies or something I'm sure

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