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Do neets get coronabux or not?
>>18129796If someone can claim you as a dependent, you do not get the $1200. Doesn't matter if they have declared you or not. So, no.
>claimed as a dependant on your parents tax returnNo>independent, no income, but welfare.They increase your welfare payment>independent, no munny at allNot unless you file a 2019 tax return form 1040 reporting $0 income, and put your address if you want check or bank info if you want direct deposit.
>>18129842>>18129894i dont remember if im a dependent before. i never filed taxes before.
>>18129894>Not unless you file a 2019 tax return form 1040 reporting $0 income, and put your address if you want check or bank info if you want direct deposit.so i can do this now?
>>18129894>unless you file a 2019 tax return...Wow...>tfw needlessly filed taxes last year..>tfw qualify for everything>tfw even qualify for business grants because registered LLC for something didn't ever complete...>tfw also have 8m PoN and random cryptogame collections that are also mooning...
>>18129796go find your mommies 12 guage and paint your bedroom wall
>>18129796do disability neets get coronabux?
>>18130401Then you wont get any anyway. Jesus christ, friend, get a job.
Parents claimed me as a dependant but I filed taxes independently and not through them. Do I still get trumpbux?
>>18131139No one knows ~~
>>18129796Did you file for taxes in 2019 or 18? No, then no.
>>18129796>have to be actively seeking work>during a state wide lockdownHow do I get around this? My job is basically letting us go I believe because they can't risk paying us without profits if legislation is passed to force payouts. But I'm sure we'll all be "rehired" when we reopen since it's a more specialized job. It's not like I want to start a new job during the crisis what the fuck. Anyone dealing with similar issue?
>>18131139read the 880 page billhttps://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/20059055/final-final-cares-act.pdf
>>18132942Final final final final draft actuly this time
>>18132844Just go on indeed and apply to random shit
>>18132942>ctrl f>nothing mentioning dependents I'm getting trumpbux
>>18129796You need to file taxes before you can get Trumpbux
If I was claimed as a dependent in 2018, but filed for taxes today, will I get the bux?
How do I make sure I get my TrumpyBux? I moved sense I filled 2018 taxes and I don't remember if I received a check or direct deposit? Mailing checks seems dumb as fuck. All the nogs here will be looting mailboxes when the checks start coming. I want to yolo throw my TrumpBux into BitCoin and watch it burn.
>>18133466>>18133643Yes you will
>>18129796Neets will be the new niggers after niggers are gone.
ive never filed. can i do it now?
>>18131070So how many instruments have you learned and how many philosophers have you studied, Anon?
It's what happened during the 2019 tax return. If you're a dependent your parents get the $500
>>18133909According to /ptg/ from /pol/, you can.
>>18133909submit it electronically today for even $0 if you have to. It's free, worth a shot.
>>18134227>According to the dumbest people on the websiteNot very reassuring
>>18133909Sounds like you're a dependent, little man. Mommy and Daddy still taking care of you? You're not getting any money. Even if you aren't a dependent, you're probably too dumb and lazy to file your taxes. You're not getting any Trumpbux. Sorry lad.
>>18134256i submit it online? 1040? i only see the pdf online. let me keep looking.
>>18131070>I AM VERY SILLYcome on now
>>18134258>i disagree with them>therefore they're dumbThey're actually one of the smartest, but sure.
>>18133963No response.All he does is sit in front of his computer and watch porn all day.
>mfw op calls the IRS in 2 months to ask where his trumpbux are>IRS asks for his social security number>op proudly proclaims to be a neet and then starts screaming about /biz/>IRS hangs up on op>op texts IRS number wagie comics
everyone get coronabux by stacking zano
>>18134352That's not in the bill tho
>>18134256>>18134289You can't submit a return online for $0. You have to mail it in
>>18129796no. why you are still a neet anon? just buy zano if you can...solve in this way
>>18134352>Made 30k last year>Got a exactly 75k salary job right at the end of 2019Phew. I'll still get my Trumpybux right?
fuck monero long live zano !
>>18134480But it is though.
>>18135560Where? I tried finding it. I've only heard the dependent clause through secondary sources
>>18135716Did you look at the House website for h.r. 748?
>>18135716Ok, i'll be niceH.R. 748 Sect. 2201 (d) (2)
>>18136006Ok I found it but now I have another question. It says if they were able to claim me for a deduction then I'm ineligible, but what if they claimed and didn't get a deduction?
>>18136266SOLWhy didn't they get a deduction? That sounds like they're blowing smoke down your ear.
>>18136356Because they have tons of debt and owe a lot in back taxes
>>18136387Then they did get a deduction it just applied to their debts. SOL
>>18136426Why can't I ever win?
>>18129796We do. big bag of OGN and Zano incoming, gonna be great
>>18136485You're a young kid you are winning at life all the time. Stop being a pansy and go fuck randos.
>>18137665I have a fiance so no
>>18137683You'll regret it. Never again will you have access to loads of unattached young pussy. Your fiancee has probably already had oats spread on her.
>>18137726Lol I swiped her v card back in high school when she was 15, only oats getting spread are mine all up in her uterus
the actual text of the bill says>‘‘(2) any individual with respect to whom a deduction under section 151 is allowable to another tax payer for a taxable year beginning in the calendar year in which the individual’s taxable year beginsdoes that change anything?
>>18138060whoops wrong board
>>18138070Dependents are fucked
>>18129796nope you're not getting shit unless you filed a 2018/2019 tax return. Your mummy gets it if you're her dependant so you'll get it back in extra tendies or something I'm sure