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Just a tiny dip before the first bullrun of the year edition.Brokers:https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVqStock market words:https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJRisk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjpLive Bloomberg stream:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://nhentai.net/tag/bear/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainFree chart:http://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.comBoomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedDividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/List of hedge fund holdings:https://fintel.io/Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/Prior thread: >>18124428
I'm financially ruined.
Everyone laugh at bullniggers.
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How much higher can vix go, seems nuts go in on things like tvix or sqqq right now, the vix is already so high
I wish I shorted more
-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY-4000 TODAY>-4000 TODAY
OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
L-LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY BEARBROS WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS
i see the printer desperately trying to cope
>>18125279The "we ran out of liquid capital to buy back stocks" pattern.
>>18125265Fellow bullcucks, we got too cocky.
>>18125301...nice shoop. i sincerely hope this is a shoop
BOBO VS JEROMEE WHO WINS?!
>mfw long on oilYou can gamble short-term all you want, I'll be the one with the real money in the end
oh no what a terrible outcome another opportunity to buy heavily discounted boomerstox
>>18125301the /biz/ core investment strategy
is it going down? do i enter a short position now?
>>18125301OH NO NO NONONONO
>>18125301Nuoh my God
what pattern is this
can it just pick a fucking direction already
hahaha I told you faggots yesterday when I bought calls I would get bogged and this would happen Fuck you bullfags I'm taking you with me
DOW UNDER 20K MOTHERFUCKERS
>>18125293So very unlikely to die desu, but if he does holy canoly imagine the drops.
200 spy, 1st may expiration, am i too cocky?
I've lost everything... Guess it's time for me to start raiding my neighbors for supplies.
It’s going backHope you enjoyed the fun bobos
what stocks are yall looking to pick up cheap? i wanna hold long on some
>>18125324You can buy anything long right now and make stupid money.
>>18125333checked and wrecked
>>18125301>>18125320Imagine having this much money on RH. You were destine to lose.
>>18125333The Bart Simpson
Bulls on suicide watch
>>18125338I'll go even further:Sub-19.5k today.(circa -3000, -13%)
WHO IS SELLING?
>>18125337you know robinhood only insures up to half a million right
BULLBROS WHAT'S HAPPENING THE CRASH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER IT'S A BIG NOTHINGBURGERIT WAS ALREADY PRICED IN WE WERE BACK BULLBROS
>>18125265>coming to you live from inside the Federal Reserve
>>18125324This. Some oil stocks are going to bring back 6x the money I bought them for. It’s unreal. What are you snagging ?
>>18125324I mean I'll join you right now it's nice to gamble and then go long
WE PUMPING>WE PUMPINGWE PUMPING>WE PUMPINGWE PUMPING>WE PUMPINGWE PUMPING>WE PUMPINGWE PUMPING>WE PUMPING
>>18125347You sure about that shit tits?
>>18125348LMT GD MSFT NEE KO FANG (not the zoomer shit) THere you go enjoy
WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS
Remember, Friday is Pump day. Last week was the only time in a month it didn't end in a huge Pump
AMC LOOKING SO BULLSIH RIGHT NOW!! So what if they've been on a 5 year losing streak???
>>18125347>one green candlehas that 3 figure portfoilio treatin ya
IT’S ONLY A LOSS IF YOU SELL
Would it not be reasonable to assume that the bottom would be somewhere around the point that was common before the housing bubble that caused the GFC?
>>18125280HAHAHAHAhahahahahaHAHA>>18125286*clack* poster, I love you.
Bobos about to get fucked by the long dick of the fed
OH NO NO NO COCKBROS WE GOT TOO PRICED IN
>>18125324>>18125369Oil volatility at 150, never before seen ever.Get rekt.
>>18125347>It’s going back>Hope you enjoyed the fun bobos
>>18125265OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBR-AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>18125362AHHHHH HAAAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
>>18125362You unironically got too cock.$1 million is enough to retire on if you live modestly.
>>18125348TECH- 50% weightFBAPPLGOOGLMSFTTSLASWKSFood/RESTAURANTS-10%MCDSBUXKOAsset managers-15%BIPBAMEnergy-10%BERNEECVXTRAVEL-10%CCLDALUBERDefense/Aerospace-5%LMTNOCRTN
>>18125362easy come easy go
GIVE SQQQ YOUR ENERGY FELLOW BAG HOLDERSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18125393Friday is tactical dump day, so fear baths the sheeps thru the weekend, monday meltdown, tuesday moon
I am growing stronger.
>>18125362when the fuck did you buy those
>>18125406Cry more bullcuck lmao.You are a delusional little shit. Stay out of the markets if you know whts best for oyu.
Lol what do they have left to throw at the markets? That line is going down no matter what they do.
>tfw had to wait over a week for oil prices to go back down.How could the markets be so cucky all because drump said he'd buy some oil, oil storage spaces are almost full! Give me a fucking break, buying billions of $$$ of unneeded oil is not a priority for the government right now.
>>18125337nice new feature for you in 2 weeks
WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKK I TOOKOUT $10K FROM MY 401K TO BUY STOCKS WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!!!!!!
How will b*lls ever recover?
OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBR-I MEAN WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBR-WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBR-
>>18125362Are you considering suicide? If you are dont do it.
I hope Boris Johnson diesNot because i hate him it'd just be funny to see a high ranking official die because of a meme diseaseI was thoroughly disappointed when it turned out biden was still alive
FUCKING ANTI-SEMITES IT'S PRICED IN ALREADY STOP FUCKING SELLINGJEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
>tfw I have $8k in SQQQ>tfw I put up with 2 days of cocky bull abuse
>>18125428NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Oil is at -7%
>>18125280Why? This bounce made me about 4000, retarded bobo fag
>>18125462Think of all the politicians Boris has shaken hands with in the last two weeks.
OH NO NO NO BOBROS WE GOT TOO MODEST!
>>18125410So what? In the long run, oil is never going away. All we have to do is buy cheapies and wait for all this to blow over. Volatility will go down and we will have secured a big chunk of change. We simply don’t lose. Delayed gratification at its finest.
>>18125437I’ll be fine I bought the premarket dip.
>>18125337>investing over a few hundred bucks on robinhood>investing $900,000 on robinhood
OH NOOOO WE GOT TWO COCKS
>>18125462I was hoping Trump, Pence, Biden, and Bernie would all get it for maximum chaos
they will just print it up
>>18125453>he fell for the bulltrap AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
come on bobos 3% is the best you, faggot jerome put 15% on the board
>>18125465ive been covered in bullshit for 4 days anon
PASS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE ALREADYPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE YOU FUCKING ZOMBIE WOMAN
>>18125463Fuck off Jew, it's our time to shine now.
>>18125444my digits wasted on not even the gif
>>18125465It's gonna take 2 circuit breakers to recoup.We're fucking retards. But Jerome is even more retarded.
>>18125462>I was thoroughly disappointed when it turned out biden was still alivelolhttps://twitter.com/realJeffreyP/status/1032437825797537793?s=20
>>18125475I'll be happy if anyone in cabinet dies but it would be the toppest of lels if it was the head honcho himself
>>18125265Actually Bretty good shoop
Should I double down on SQQQ? I bought it at 23.50 before and it still hasn't gone high enough for me to sell, so I'm wary.
OHNONONO BROBROS WE GOT TOO TOO
Don't fall for the bear trap guys, scoop up some deals NOW you won't have another chance
>bears happy over -4%Holy shit. You bears are pathetic. No worries, we'll recover +10% at the end of the day.
GET IN THE BAG BULLIES
>>18125362StopAnd then I want you to read the 4 pillars of investing
>>18125410Learn the definition of volatility.
>>18125425Agreed on RTN, also looking atGS and some of the railways
YES YES YES BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY.I LOVE COCK
>>18125265OH NO BEARBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY!?
Look, it’s a very bad situation. We haven’t seen anything like it, but the end result is we’ve got to get back to work, and I think we can start by opening up certain parts of the country.
Man today has been an amazing buying opportunity.
>>18125497I would hold off all memeing aside.
>>18125481I'm pretty sure both Trump and Biden have had it, they just have enough money to afford a constant supply of virgin blood and dark rituals to keep them alive another decade or two
ITS ALL THIS FAGGOTS FAULT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where’s the bottom? Should I buy in, I got 2k to invest in, I’m a noob though so Idk if I’m ready for high risk, I’m still in college
>>18125488based kentucky libertarian retard is forcing congressniggers to fly in and vote, theyre literally being picked up by military jets
>>18125477Which cheapies are you oil chads getting into?
>>18125362>Lost almost >$700,000 in one day.Jesus
>buy yelp at 18.5>falls to 18 the second I buy
>dude it's W shaped>dude it's L shaped trust mehow about you read a book. it's going down baby
Just dumped everything I had and went all in on Boeing
>>18125519Why does he look like he's just gotten out of the shower?
>>18125497Can you call a coin toss more than 50% of the time?
>>18125488There's no bailouts anymore anyway
OH NO COCK BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>18125515Fuck you Trump, Im not dying for your jew economy
>>18125497looks like its going to lag today and screw everyone. don't bother.
>>18125519BASED AS FUCK THANK YOU BASED CONGRESSMANFUCK boomers.FUCK stocks.FUCK JANNIES.
OH NO NO NO %oppositemarketdirection%BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
>>18125477>oil is never going awayUntil it's depleted
ATTENTION ALL BULLS.ATTENTION ALL NORMIES.If you missed the dip last two days, now is your chance to get back in.
IS IT GONNA BE GREEN OR RED FFS
>>18125520This is the bottom you better hurry and get yours especially Boeing
>>18125519Press P to punch
VIX 67VIX 67VIX 67
>>18125265Friendly reminder that no one with their right mind is holding over weekends right now, Friday will be dumped Sell now, accept your place in bobo's world
>>18125536Yes, some coins are heavier on one side. The lighter side has a higher chance of landing face-up
Haven't seen you in a while.I'm back and better than ever.
>>18125516t. Bulltrap faggot
>>18125428Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee let me off load this bags
OH NO COCK A DOODLE DOOO
>>18125501HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ENJOY POVERTY
Secured profit from WEN (holding QSR, they just own too many chains and getting started around 32.50 was too good) and managed to get back into BWL.A at an even cheaper price. Did I just do something wise? Am I finally getting the swing of things?
>>18125546I can't lie anon. That looks bullish as fuck.
>>18125517Yeah, the risk of losing more has stopped me so far. But I really want to hold until I can break even, and if I bought more now I'd make a few bucks instead of having wasted most of the week. It's tempting.
Is there any issue with longing svxy? Seems like free money...
>>18125520The bottom isn't for another week or weeks or months, we have to wait when the virus blows over and it's not going away soon
BELOW 21.500>BELOW 21.500BELOW 21.500>BELOW 21.500BELOW 21.500>BELOW 21.500BELOW 21.500>BELOW 21.500BELOW 21.500>BELOW 21.500
>>18125557Oh no bulls maybe it wasn't priced in after all :(
This just means I need to buy more.
DO I HOLD MY PUTS OVER WEEKEND ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS ALL SO TIRESOMESPY P200 1ST MAY BRENT P15 1ST JUNE
what are the odds we open -1000 points and close +2000 points?
>LMAO OBVIOUS THREE DAY BULL TRAP NO VOLUME HERE IT COMES BLOODBATH BULL COPE>.... -4%Bears are a joke.
>>18125547It’s not depleting in the next year faggot
>>18125433>>18125525Australia and greece.
>>18125265SDC doing good gains rn
THE DUMP IS OVERBUY BUY BUY BUY BUYTHE BOTTOM IS INPATHETIC FUCKING DUMP DIDN'T EVEN BREAK 21500OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE GO BULLCHADS HERE WE FUCKING GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18125425Surely it's better to just go into an index than do this
>>18125578If you can afford to lose the money I say go for it I'm holding SQQQ from Wednesday myself.
All priced in. Stop worrying guys.
Is it still worth it to go long on JNUG?
IT'S HAPPENING. TRUMP JUST TESTED POSITIVE FOR BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT
bought 50k of FAZ 2 days ago around 40. Iron hands but now it's time to fuckin get rich
>>18125599waste of dubs.That's all you got?
I am financially independently
>>18125362when did you buy those?
>>18125591Yes to the SPY, it expires in May and you will have plenty of chances to sell at a greater profit. Brent I have no clue.
>>18125527CVX below 60
>>18125588Everything is priced in. Not priced in is even priced in.
What stocks are a good buy to hold long term? I want to play the long game here boys, life’s a marathon not a race
>>18125595>down 30% in 3 weeksok
>>18125520Not exactly yet, and it depends on what you’re looking to do. Is that $2000 your emergency fund, or is it just the amount you’ve decided to invest?If you have extra money you are confident you’re not going to need, go ahead and throw it in a Roth IRA, up to $5.5k I believe.I have about 2k in my Roth IRA right now, setting a limit buy order for amazon just above its recent low, because I think I’m 20+ years old want to own a share of amazon.
>bought SQQQ at 21.40im a fucking idiot
>>18125595HOLD still k*ke
>>18125525>Svensken ? The fatherland will survive in these difficult times t. greek in sweden
JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS IS *AFTER* A 2 TRILLION BAILOUTWHAT WILL THR FED DO NOW?????
>>18125612Yeah, you don't even have to wait that long. Just give it a couple weeks. Buy it while it's cheap, faggot.
>>18125594High in this jester market, but I'm enjoying the bull cope in the meantime
>>181255940.0%, everyone is dumping before the weekend because they know that the news isn't exactly going to get better
>>18125590How long are you planning on holding GUSH? Isnt it subject to time decay
SPY with diamond support at 2500 bro
>>18125527MTDR and FANG looks promising
>>18125524Source?Are they going to actually bring all the sick people back and make them vote?God I hope they coof on them all.
Classic beartrap. Im buying a shit ton right now.
>>18125632TRIPLE IT6 TRILLION DOLLAR BAILOUT
>It's only -4%I'm holding over the weekend. See you on monday bullbros. If you haven't jumped off a cliff by then.
>>18125555I think I’ll get a couple shares of Boeing then>>18125580How do?
/smg/ BTFO yet again
>>18125623What about SPY 215 at 4/15
What the fuck is happening in the Netherlands
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008>UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008>UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008>UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008
>>18125632The FED has not yet begun to print! Soon that 2 Trillion will look like the take a penny leave a penny tray, daddy jerome wipes his ASS with 2 Trillion hahaha!
>>18125632You think the bailout is over?
Cryosleep when? I want to hold for 100 years.
>>18125524OY VEY! MY SHEKELS!
>>18125653i was scared of FOMO and picniced
If 15:00 to 16:00 is more than -1%, monday will be cataclysmic bear territory
as soon i'm getting my montly cheque i'm buying every red fucking candle for the coming years. Right now i've done my monthly purchases, not bothered with the market have a nice weekend guys!
>>18125669netherlands people are not required to report their medical data if they recover from corona, so you won't know how much have actually gotten better
>>18125607Yes, it is. A broad index fund like VOO should be your baseline investment (add a bond fund if you're skittish). Only if you have that in place can you LARP as Wolf of Wall Street with a bit of fun money on Tesla or whatever the fuck.
>>18125621Bought $190 ba calls for $7.5 on either Tuesday or Wednesday.Sold them yesterday and rolled into the $280, $285, $290 calls.I figured this is a relief rally or the fed will keep pumping to give us a relief rally soon and BA was still waaaaaay below the post-crash price and unlikely to be allowed to fail.
>>18125362what the fuck? why do you have 1.5million in CALLSare you rich that this is play money?
>>18125643The point of diversifying is risk mitigation, the people at S&P or wherever putting together your ETF probably have a better method for that than some dude on bizAlso, following an index is a lot more reasonable for a person to do than starting to follow 10 individual stocks in 5 different industries
>>18125570Sounds Bretty based!Bowl America core holding in my port.
Evropeans, which broker do you use for options?
>>18125619>INO callAren't they getting sued by a class action lawsuit?
Aaand we're back
>>18125488SOMEONE GIVE PELOSI THE DICK ALREADYPLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF THE COUNTRY, GET TYRONE IN THERE ASAP!
>>18125669hahaha probably execution by gunshot to the head, if positive haha
>>18125619>options on penny stocksso this is the power of autism
>>18125669YOU EVOLVED TOTAL ORGAN FAILURE
>>18125670Priced in. Literally stop looking at the news it's irrelevant to the market.
>>18125681No, we are just beginning.
>>18125640Prolly not for much longer. I was gambling on a decent rally but that's not working out for me.
We are at the EXACT middle
>>18125663Only if you're a b*llkek
Ammo status: unlimitedBears think they will last in the long run?
>>18125621I bought the uvxy puts in case we kept going up gradually with falling IV.I also bought spy puts but sold them a half hour ago to buy more BA calls
>>18125619>Puts useless>Calls useless
>FIRED 7000 VOLUNTEERSHOLLLLYYY FUCK YOU HAVE TO BE RETARDED TO BE A REPRESENTATIVE
>DOW falls -4% and is recovering fast>could end the day +2000>Fridays are always bull market>bull cope
>>18125695saxobank for me
>>18125619>DIS 200care you retarded?
>>18125362jesus fucking christ
>>18125671>the fed has not begun to printThat is actually true, at least until possibly this week.
>>181256701930's levels were priced in. Dow 30K eod
>>18125723post more of this cute cumdumpster
>>18125723>fridays always bull marketkys anime tranny i know it's you
>>18125369those 6x stocks are going bankruptbig oil is the play, small oil getting rekt
I JUST INVESTED MY SONS COLLEGE FUND SOMEONE FIX THIS SHIT NOW
What is this faggot David Fabers problem? He seems so moody.
Are cannabis stocks a meme?Am I even allowed to own them in a state where pot is illegal?
>>18125360Half a million is fdic which they aren't. They only insure a quarter of a million.
WHO AGED POORLY YOU STUPID FUCKYOU CAN BE A PINK WOJAK NOW BUT I DID WARN YOU TO NOT FIGHT UNLIMITED CAPITAL
>>18125265SQQQ WEHRMACHTBERICHT IN
>>18125743Yes and yes
WHY THE FUCK IS IT RALLYING AHHHH
Real Talk:How many people here are LARPing and FUDing (a.k.a. lying to help their positions) vs. how many people are actually telling the truth? Bonus internet points if you can point them out in this very thread.
>>18125743Fantastic way to lose all your money
>>18125661What the fuck is wrong with this guy?I'm not even mad about the market but doing this is a threat to national security. Putting most of our leaders in a room when there is a highly contagious virus circulating that is extra deadly to them is an absolute shithead move to them and the entire country.Imagine if congress gets fucked and we have to rely entirely on Trump to handle the virus.
>>18125690This is not the time for that imo, unless you can’t be asked to do any research.Though I have no idea why he’s buying some shit companies like CCL. People trying to catch that knife when we’re still in the first inning of the COVID-19 saga.
I'm down in the 5 digits.Will friday pump?When it dumps in the morning, does it pump in the afternoon or does it stay dumping?
How can you long that chart?
>FUNDEMENTALS VERY STRONGaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaa
WHY IS EVERYTHING PUMPING??? YOU TOLD ME TO SHORT
>>18125337Aussie newfag here. What app is this?
Feds pumping Boeing again
>>18125718They're ammo might, but the stopping power won't. The dollar is getting nerfed as we speak. Big Sad imminent.
>>18125761You already know why
>>18125768I JUST LOST EVERYTHING I HAVE DOES THAT SEEM LIKE IM LARPING
ALL OF THIS FUCKING RED OH GOD I’M LAFFIN
>>18125771can't they vote on shit electronically or something? it's 2020 not 1820
Why is it down today? Especially after the last two days? Did the fed pump finally run out?
>>18125742id fuck that man
>>18125754Still irrevocably fucked by the leverage reporting inI'd need 4 of these days to break even
>>18125768100% larper or pajeet
imagine trying to fight the fed with their infinite funny money.
>>18125669Hmmm it really doesn’t like the Frisians
>>18125698Kek this ain’t her man
IT'S GOING BACK UP!!!WHO BOUGHT THE DIP BROS???
>>18125619Yeet negro take solace in the fact that bommer rememover is going to clean up and make this country more stable in the long run
>>18125607As a beginner yes, 100%
>>18125793No, the market is correcting for the retarded fed pump but the fed pumps harder and then repeat. Monday will be probably blood red unless fed pumps another couple trillions in.
>>18125619Serious lack of oil
>>18125761>consumer sentiment at an all time low>us now has the most cases>800 deaths in madrid last nightI am becoming convinced that it's rallying on bad news and if the world legitmately ends and all human life is extinguished for good the bots would be trading bullish in a dow at 50k
>>18125771>not being a chaos cultistimagine not supporting the one guy saying the federal government shouldnt pay burgerflippers in wyoming $25/hr for four months on the taxpayer's dime
>>18125799cowards runmen fight
Buy UPRO/TMF and print. Enjoy retiring in 3 years
>>18125799no one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>18125771>congress>leadersthis is pretty funny>>18125781
>ALL THESE FAT FUCKS THAT CANT BREATHEHOLLLLLYY FUCK WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE BEING VOTED FOR
the final shakeout of weak hands then everything dumps in 1 hour. screencap
>>18125786tell me more, anon.
Can CNBC please keep Cramer in his containment show? Im so tired of this kermit the frog sounding drama queen
>>18125362I really didn't want this to happen
>>18125736Looks like Kreb>>18125742Sara a qtDave was getting bullied around by Cramer it looked like, after Cramer was breaking down about missing his wife and kids just yesterday.
>>18125791not if he votes no, congress is pissed off as fuck blowing up his phone REEEEEEing while they get picked up by the air force and scrambled to washingmeme to vote to destroy the economy for zoomers entire lives
>>18125799I wisened up and not doing it anymore until things calm down. I'd rather to swallow my pride than Jerome's cum.
>>18125793>Did the fed pump finally run out?No, anon. They are going to pump until the dollar is obliterated.
I am financially illiterate
Thank you nintendo for keeping NVDA going in these trying times with sold out consoles all over the world and virtually none in stock entire USA
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH JEROMENOW BOBO IS MY BEST FRIEND
>THIS BRAVE SOLDIERHE WAS PROBABLY A FUCKING JANITOR NOT INFANTRY
>>18125824Why are all american senators etc.. such old fucks?? Very different from europe...
Should I buy these put flys?
>>18125771A treat to the nation? More like a good start to a final solution. Have you seen what's actually in the bill? Every American would pay $18k to get $1.2k
Jesus, is the House just the Kiddie Korner of Congress? These people talk like retards
>>18125775>buying after a parabolic move
This guy looks like a human turtle hybrid.
>>18125594Load up on spxl/soxl already.
>>18125804the scary thing about that webm is that you realize that people like that are the ones who are going to survive this thing while the normies all die, because these people naturally stay inside all day every day.
>>18125694Trying to find that balance of building up a DEW portfolio of my own design, while keeping some small speculative stuff to the side. The more conservative investor stuff I read, the better off it seems I do (Intelligent Investor, Random Walk Down Wall Street). Even though Graham says speculating is for the devil
>>18125796What did you buy in at soldier
Well this Space Command briefing is more exciting than anything the House has ever done
So a single congress critter, Massie, held up the stimulus bill by demanding and in person vote.This whole day will go down as the 3/27 Massie market dump. Some men just want to watch the world burn
>>18125768>lying to help their positionsAre you fucking retarded?Did you come over from small-cap cryptos?Maybe it's time to fuck off and start learning about what you're pissing your money away on.
>>18125695Tastyworks, took about a day to set up an account. They require quite a lot of personal information, like proof of residency and an estimate of your income
>>18125843Nintendo is known for their artificial shortages, they simply don't supply stores enough to keep up with demand.
>>18125815>all human life is extinguished for good the bots would be trading bullish in a dow at 50kTerminator had SkyNet take over military hardware. Obviously the real thing is 10000x smarter and took over the stockmarket instead.
>>18125859He actually gives a fuck about the kids
>>18125855It is a complete joke. People say serfdom doesn't exist. These people are "leaders" simply because they were born into aristocracy
>>18125873XOM with both hands
>>18125853Okay someone needs to shit on the bill right now.
these are american politiciansim losing it
>>18125691>unlikely to be allowed to fail.>no jobs>bad rep after crashes>massive bailout needed>no future prospectseven the brrrrr has its limits in uncertain times fren, bullkek got to cocky
>>18125768Have you seen the majority of portfolios here? Most of /biz/ has the buying power of a toddler. Prayers don't save broken markets. MMs drive everything. Most of this is just trolling so you're not just staring at a chart like a retard.
>>18125707What if you hold it untill oil goes up again? Would the GUSH position be profitable?
>>18125864And random walk... isn’t it just “buy index funds and save yourself a lot of headaches and losses”?
>>18125897Dont worry man massie has your back
>>18125737>>18125781>got so mad they were so wrong on their SQQQ puts that they resort to calling tranniesKeep coming with those bearcope tears.
>>18125904Holy hooker hair...
>>18125873>get corona right now>relax for a month in the ICU>when released buy all the cheapiestry not to stumble over the corpses in the street on your way home
>>18125904SHE'S SCREAMING AND RANTING ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GAMING 2020https://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-switch-is-sold-out-almost-everywhere-dram/1100-6475217/https://www.kitguru.net/channel/generaltech/matthew-wilson/geforce-now-founders-subscription-tier-sold-out-in-europe-nvidia-working-to-expand-capacity/NVDA shill
>>18125796Bought in at 22.71Close but yet so far...
>>18125863fuck off you are browsing a taiwanese anime board, normie.
RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN STOP AND GOOOO
>>18125738What should I wise oil oldfag ?
>>18125880THANK YOU MASSIE
TFW NO SCREAMING CUTIE D-MICHIGAN TO YELL AT YOU AS YOU COOM
>>18125888Also... they still manufacture a lot of shit in Chinatown... hear they had some manufacturing issues?>>18125904She cute, unironically.>>18125898Based take, modern aristocracy. Though some weren’t born into it.
I like CNBC more with these living room chats. Just want to see a stray pair of panties from meg tirel laying in the corner on accident
>>18125909what forum do i go to to learn about what the MM's are doing?
>>18125940short brent, or wti for now, buy royal dutch
>>18125944What the fuck was her problem?
SEC enabling Q1 report delays. Expect an economy wide kitchen sink.
Bought BA @ $171 yesterday thinking there will be a bailout, sold today @ $162
>>18125951AAAAAAAI LOVE YOU MEG!!!!
>>18125944If the glove fits, you must accept!
>>18125863>WEEB CHADS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>18125924>>18125944where do i see this? CNBC just has crazy cramer
>>18125944YES AOC TANK THE FUCKING MARKETDOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
Watch out SHE IS PISSED
>>18125964Why would you sell? Raytheon and Boeing are the two stocks I learned to buy in the next dip. They were the first to rocket and it's easy doubling of your money. Never bet against the US military
>>18125973u got the stream link mate?
TFW NO BIG TITTY D-NY TO GIVE YOU A GREEN NEW DEAL
>>18125970I would assume C-SPAN
>>18125963>if we don't report losses they don't exist
>>18125973God damn it WHY IS SHE HIDING THEM UNDER THAT FUCKING JACKETFLAUNT IT WHILE YOUVE STILL GOT IT
>>18125988>Why would you sell?There is no bailout.
>>18125880BASED. I hope they all get Corona-Chan from the unnecessary exposure and fucking die from choking on their own lung viscera.
>>18125963Wow those Jews are getting creative
>>18125978Fuck this cunt LMAO
>>18126000They're down to her bellybutton
>>18125996that's a man.
>>18125963lmao, they think they can just hide the damage until things blow over? Delaying it by a week or even a month isn't going to change the numbers
congress ranting livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlTyoGuIEQ
nice midwest mommy tits
DO ANY OF YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS ACTUALLY THINK THIS QUEER LITTLE VIRUS WILL TAKE DOWN COKE? CIVILIZATION MAY FALL BUT WE WILL BUILD ANEW AROUND THE GLORY THAT IS COCA COLA. KO BOTTLERS WILL NOT STOP BOTTLING. KO DRIVERS WILL NOT STOP DELIVERING. THE SUGAR CRAZED MASSES WILL STOCK COKE EVEN BEFORE MEDICINE.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DO THE DEMS HAVE ALL THE BIG TITTY MILFS
AWOOOOOGA LOOK AT THOSE HONKERS!
>>18126023God this is the comfiest thing ever. I love these threads so much.
>>18125997this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlTyoGuIEQ
>>18125959A or B?
>>18126032Of course not. Even in the apocalypse their bottle caps are worth money.
>>18125973whats wrong with her nose?
New thread >>18126036
>>18126034>Big tiddy milf>BustosLol nice
bros.... this doesn't look like 6 ft...
healthcare is 1/6 of us economy whaaaaaaaat
I can tell that it's a bad day by /pol/ rushing back in.
>>18125425Pretty solid but need to weight Defense a lot higher
POST THE LINK TO THE STREAM
Do we get a result right after this hearing? the market is crabbing, ready to go either way depending on the results i guess>inb4 priced ini bet my left nut the market is gonna react in some way when there are results
>>18125804Oh god I can smell the cum sock rot from here
>>18125888More like Nintendo is Innovative smart, business stupid.
POST YOUR PUTS BULLNIGGERS
>>18125914I'm halfway through and while that seems to be the gist, he seems to have the same FA over TA, buy only proven commodities, etc.
Can someone explain VIX stock? Numby go uppy when line go ziggy zaggy?
>>18126278Volatility, basically the amplitude of the up and down yes
>>18125428fuck it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>18126278VIX goes up when more trades come in, no mather if its buy or sell.Usually high volatile means downtrend.VIX= volatile indexits measures markets volatility
>>18126363edit, it matter if its buy or sell.
closed my puts for now, i might rebuy puts on spy closed to closing to hold over weekend
SMG sure is lively these days, nice to see actual posters in it again
ehh bitcoin prob hit 7.1k on saturday night i'll bet on. gonna buy a few
>>18126412i was about to write that as well, literally crypto threads disappeared
>>18126038>>18126034>>18125996That's it, I'm joining the Democratic Party
>>18126517in all fairness, republican chicks are WAY better
>>18126490My crypto holdings are now long term investments I check once a week.Stockmarket is where the action's at now. S&P500 ATL on Monday
>>18126545Also they aren't fucking nutcases
>>18126555im thinking buying new puts on the closing, i do expect a fed pump, might be wrong , strike price is 200 for SPY >>18126585also they shave
>>18126545Republican chicks poop themselves.
>>18126622I was gonna buy calls for monday.
>>18126545>>18126585Name 1 active female elected official Republican hotter than Krysten Sinema or Tulsi Gabbard
>>18126657Nah, I expect again very bad news over the weekend. Both Europe and US just start to see economic consequences. Manufacturing sites will stay closed from Monday onwards
>>18126683>>18126724Monday rally after friday dump.We think it's going down again monday?
This horizontal bullshit is pissing me off though, fr.
>>18126747Last few weeks was always Monday dump after bad news over the weekend. I think this will continue for a while
>>18126777why is it not going str8 the fuck down:??? where is the gd dump???
>>18127319Dumps already happened. Bulls are holding out. It'll be green by eod.
>>18127358i want blood. y would a dump leave it in the green?I'm that new. fresh out of /b/.
>>18125973That pointy type nose thats flat all across but ends in a sharp point has got to be one of the most unnattractive features on a person. I see a lot of nogs with that nose too. Absolutely hideous.
>>18127420Tiny dump in the morning. Check the macd. Algo soon gonna flip in the bulls favor.
>>18127482>using TA during a global crisisThe absolute state
>>18127643Playing against the TA. Gotta understand bot programming and human psychology.
>>18127816Boeing 290 by Tuesday cap this.
>>18125873basically any big stock right now. You could just do Microsoft and Intel and youd be fine