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>> No.18125276

I'm financially ruined.

>> No.18125280
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Everyone laugh at bullniggers.

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>> No.18125294

How much higher can vix go, seems nuts go in on things like tvix or sqqq right now, the vix is already so high

>> No.18125296

I wish I shorted more

>> No.18125299

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>> No.18125301
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AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18125302
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18125302

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18125305

L-LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY BEARBROS WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS

>> No.18125308

i see the printer desperately trying to cope

>> No.18125311

>>18125279
The "we ran out of liquid capital to buy back stocks" pattern.

>> No.18125314

Dump it.

>> No.18125315
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>>18125265
Fellow bullcucks, we got too cocky.

>> No.18125320

>>18125301
...nice shoop. i sincerely hope this is a shoop

>> No.18125323

BOBO VS JEROMEE WHO WINS?!

>> No.18125324
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18125324

>mfw long on oil
You can gamble short-term all you want, I'll be the one with the real money in the end

>> No.18125325

oh no what a terrible outcome another opportunity to buy heavily discounted boomerstox

>> No.18125327

>>18125301
the /biz/ core investment strategy

>> No.18125329

is it going down? do i enter a short position now?

>> No.18125331

>>18125301
OH NO NO NO

NO

NO

NO

>> No.18125332

>>18125301
Nuoh my God

>> No.18125333
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18125333

what pattern is this

>> No.18125335

can it just pick a fucking direction already

>> No.18125336

hahaha I told you faggots yesterday when I bought calls I would get bogged and this would happen
Fuck you bullfags I'm taking you with me

>> No.18125337
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>>18125301
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18125338

DOW UNDER 20K MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.18125340

>>18125293
So very unlikely to die desu, but if he does holy canoly imagine the drops.

>> No.18125343

200 spy, 1st may expiration, am i too cocky?

>> No.18125344

I've lost everything... Guess it's time for me to start raiding my neighbors for supplies.

>> No.18125347

It’s going back

Hope you enjoyed the fun bobos

>> No.18125348

what stocks are yall looking to pick up cheap? i wanna hold long on some

>> No.18125349

>>18125324
You can buy anything long right now and make stupid money.

>> No.18125350
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keptyouwaitinghuh

>> No.18125351

>>18125333
checked and wrecked

>> No.18125352

>>18125301
>>18125320
Imagine having this much money on RH. You were destine to lose.

>> No.18125354

>>18125333
The Bart Simpson

>> No.18125355

>>18125301
>investing

>> No.18125356

Bulls on suicide watch

>> No.18125358

>>18125338
I'll go even further:

Sub-19.5k today.
(circa -3000, -13%)

>> No.18125359

WHO IS SELLING?

>> No.18125360

>>18125337
you know robinhood only insures up to half a million right

>> No.18125361

BULLBROS WHAT'S HAPPENING THE CRASH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER
IT'S A BIG NOTHINGBURGERIT WAS ALREADY PRICED IN
WE WERE BACK BULLBROS

>> No.18125362
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>>18125337
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18125364

>>18125333
trump's hair

>> No.18125367
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>>18125265
>coming to you live from inside the Federal Reserve

>> No.18125369

>>18125324
This. Some oil stocks are going to bring back 6x the money I bought them for. It’s unreal. What are you snagging ?

>> No.18125370

>>18125324
I mean I'll join you right now it's nice to gamble and then go long

>> No.18125371
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18125371

WE PUMPING
>WE PUMPING
WE PUMPING
>WE PUMPING

WE PUMPING
>WE PUMPING

WE PUMPING
>WE PUMPING

WE PUMPING
>WE PUMPING

>> No.18125372

>>18125347
You sure about that shit tits?

>> No.18125376 [DELETED] 

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18125379

>>18125348
LMT GD MSFT NEE KO FANG (not the zoomer shit)

THere you go enjoy

>> No.18125386
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>>18125362

>> No.18125387

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.18125389

>>18125362
Fucking hell

>> No.18125393

Remember, Friday is Pump day. Last week was the only time in a month it didn't end in a huge Pump

>> No.18125394

AMC LOOKING SO BULLSIH RIGHT NOW!! So what if they've been on a 5 year losing streak???

>> No.18125395

>>18125347
>one green candle

has that 3 figure portfoilio treatin ya

>> No.18125396

IT’S ONLY A LOSS IF YOU SELL

>> No.18125401

Would it not be reasonable to assume that the bottom would be somewhere around the point that was common before the housing bubble that caused the GFC?

>> No.18125402
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>>18125280
HAHAHAHAhahahahahaHAHA

>>18125286
*clack* poster, I love you.

>> No.18125406

Bobos about to get fucked by the long dick of the fed

>> No.18125408

>>18125362
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>> No.18125409

OH NO NO NO COCKBROS WE GOT TOO PRICED IN

>> No.18125410

>>18125324
>>18125369
Oil volatility at 150, never before seen ever.
Get rekt.

>> No.18125412
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>>18125362
>boeing calls
ISHYGDDT

>> No.18125413
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HEH

>> No.18125418
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>>18125347
>It’s going back
>Hope you enjoyed the fun bobos

>> No.18125420

>>18125265
OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBR-

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18125422
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>>18125362
AHHHHH HAAAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>> No.18125424

>>18125362
You unironically got too cock.
$1 million is enough to retire on if you live modestly.

>> No.18125425

>>18125348


TECH- 50% weight

FB
APPL
GOOGL
MSFT
TSLA
SWKS

Food/RESTAURANTS-10%
MCD
SBUX
KO

Asset managers-15%
BIP
BAM

Energy-10%
BER
NEE
CVX

TRAVEL-10%
CCL
DAL
UBER

Defense/Aerospace-5%
LMT
NOC
RTN

>> No.18125427

>>18125362
easy come easy go

>> No.18125428

GIVE SQQQ YOUR ENERGY FELLOW BAG HOLDERS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18125429

>>18125393
Friday is tactical dump day, so fear baths the sheeps thru the weekend, monday meltdown, tuesday moon

>> No.18125431
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I am growing stronger.

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>>18125315
>Australien

>> No.18125435

>>18125362
when the fuck did you buy those

>> No.18125437

>>18125406
Cry more bullcuck lmao.

You are a delusional little shit. Stay out of the markets if you know whts best for oyu.

>> No.18125439

Lol what do they have left to throw at the markets? That line is going down no matter what they do.

>> No.18125441

>>18125276
Damn really?

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>>18125286
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18125449

>tfw had to wait over a week for oil prices to go back down.

How could the markets be so cucky all because drump said he'd buy some oil, oil storage spaces are almost full! Give me a fucking break, buying billions of $$$ of unneeded oil is not a priority for the government right now.

>> No.18125451
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>>18125337
nice new feature for you in 2 weeks

>> No.18125452
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>>18125301

>> No.18125453

WHAT THE FUUUUUCKKK I TOOKOUT $10K FROM MY 401K TO BUY STOCKS WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING!!!!!!

>> No.18125454
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18125454

YOU MIRIN?

>> No.18125456

How will b*lls ever recover?

>> No.18125458

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBR-

I MEAN WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBR-

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBR-

>> No.18125460

>>18125362
Are you considering suicide? If you are dont do it.

>> No.18125462

I hope Boris Johnson dies
Not because i hate him it'd just be funny to see a high ranking official die because of a meme disease
I was thoroughly disappointed when it turned out biden was still alive

>> No.18125463

FUCKING ANTI-SEMITES IT'S PRICED IN ALREADY STOP FUCKING SELLING
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.18125465
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>tfw I have $8k in SQQQ
>tfw I put up with 2 days of cocky bull abuse

>> No.18125466

>>18125428
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.18125467

>>18125428
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18125468

Oil is at -7%

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18125473

>>18125280
Why? This bounce made me about 4000, retarded bobo fag

>> No.18125475

>>18125462
Think of all the politicians Boris has shaken hands with in the last two weeks.

>> No.18125476

OH NO NO NO BOBROS WE GOT TOO MODEST!

>> No.18125477

>>18125410
So what? In the long run, oil is never going away. All we have to do is buy cheapies and wait for all this to blow over. Volatility will go down and we will have secured a big chunk of change. We simply don’t lose. Delayed gratification at its finest.

>> No.18125478

>>18125437
I’ll be fine I bought the premarket dip.

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>>18125337
>investing over a few hundred bucks on robinhood
>investing $900,000 on robinhood

>> No.18125480

OH NOOOO WE GOT TWO COCKS

>> No.18125481

>>18125462
I was hoping Trump, Pence, Biden, and Bernie would all get it for maximum chaos

>> No.18125482

they will just print it up

>> No.18125483

>>18125453
>he fell for the bulltrap
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>> No.18125485

come on bobos 3% is the best you, faggot jerome put 15% on the board

>> No.18125486

>>18125465
ive been covered in bullshit for 4 days anon

>> No.18125487
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>> No.18125488

PASS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE ALREADY
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS THE STIMULUS PACKAGE YOU FUCKING ZOMBIE WOMAN

>> No.18125489

>>18125463
Fuck off Jew, it's our time to shine now.

>> No.18125490
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>>18125444
my digits wasted on not even the gif

>> No.18125491

>>18125465
It's gonna take 2 circuit breakers to recoup.

We're fucking retards. But Jerome is even more retarded.

>> No.18125492

>>18125462
>I was thoroughly disappointed when it turned out biden was still alive
lol
https://twitter.com/realJeffreyP/status/1032437825797537793?s=20

>> No.18125493

>>18125475
I'll be happy if anyone in cabinet dies but it would be the toppest of lels if it was the head honcho himself

>> No.18125495

>>18125265
Actually Bretty good shoop

>> No.18125496

>>18125480
fucking kek

>> No.18125497

Should I double down on SQQQ? I bought it at 23.50 before and it still hasn't gone high enough for me to sell, so I'm wary.

>> No.18125499

OHNONONO BROBROS WE GOT TOO TOO

>> No.18125500

>>18125333
Ay caramba

>> No.18125501
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Don't fall for the bear trap guys, scoop up some deals NOW you won't have another chance

>> No.18125502
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>bears happy over -4%
Holy shit. You bears are pathetic. No worries, we'll recover +10% at the end of the day.

>> No.18125503
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GET IN THE BAG BULLIES

>> No.18125504
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>>18125362
Stop
And then I want you to read the 4 pillars of investing

>> No.18125505

>>18125428
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18125508

>>18125410
Learn the definition of volatility.

>> No.18125509

>>18125425
Agreed on RTN, also looking atGS and some of the railways

>> No.18125510

YES YES YES BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY.


I LOVE COCK

>> No.18125511

>>18125265
OH NO BEARBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY!?

>> No.18125515

Look, it’s a very bad situation. We haven’t seen anything like it, but the end result is we’ve got to get back to work, and I think we can start by opening up certain parts of the country.

>> No.18125516

Man today has been an amazing buying opportunity.

>> No.18125517

>>18125497
I would hold off all memeing aside.

>> No.18125518

>>18125481
I'm pretty sure both Trump and Biden have had it, they just have enough money to afford a constant supply of virgin blood and dark rituals to keep them alive another decade or two

>> No.18125519
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ITS ALL THIS FAGGOTS FAULT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18125520

Where’s the bottom? Should I buy in, I got 2k to invest in, I’m a noob though so Idk if I’m ready for high risk, I’m still in college

>> No.18125524

>>18125488
based kentucky libertarian retard is forcing congressniggers to fly in and vote, theyre literally being picked up by military jets

>> No.18125525

>>18125433
>>18125315
>Grekland

>> No.18125527

>>18125477
Which cheapies are you oil chads getting into?

>> No.18125529

>>18125362
>Lost almost >$700,000 in one day.
Jesus

>> No.18125530
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18125530

>buy yelp at 18.5
>falls to 18 the second I buy

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>dude it's W shaped
>dude it's L shaped trust me
how about you read a book. it's going down baby

>> No.18125532

Just dumped everything I had and went all in on Boeing

>> No.18125535

>>18125519
Why does he look like he's just gotten out of the shower?

>> No.18125536

>>18125497
Can you call a coin toss more than 50% of the time?

>> No.18125537

>>18125488
There's no bailouts anymore anyway

>> No.18125538

OH NO COCK BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18125541

>>18125515
Fuck you Trump, Im not dying for your jew economy

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>>18125501

>> No.18125544

>>18125497
looks like its going to lag today and screw everyone. don't bother.

>> No.18125545

>>18125519
BASED AS FUCK THANK YOU BASED CONGRESSMAN

FUCK boomers.
FUCK stocks.
FUCK JANNIES.

>> No.18125546
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18125546

OH NO NO NO %oppositemarketdirection%BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18125547

>>18125477
>oil is never going away
Until it's depleted

>> No.18125549

ATTENTION ALL BULLS.
ATTENTION ALL NORMIES.
If you missed the dip last two days, now is your chance to get back in.

>> No.18125554
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IS IT GONNA BE GREEN OR RED FFS

>> No.18125555

>>18125520

This is the bottom you better hurry and get yours especially Boeing

>> No.18125556
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>>18125519
Press P to punch

>> No.18125557
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VIX 67
VIX 67
VIX 67

>> No.18125558

>>18125265
Friendly reminder that no one with their right mind is holding over weekends right now, Friday will be dumped

Sell now, accept your place in bobo's world

>> No.18125559

>>18125536
Yes, some coins are heavier on one side. The lighter side has a higher chance of landing face-up

>> No.18125560
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18125560

Haven't seen you in a while.
I'm back and better than ever.

>> No.18125561

>>18125516
t. Bulltrap faggot

>> No.18125562

>>18125428
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee let me off load this bags

>> No.18125564
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18125564

OH NO COCK A DOODLE DOOO

>> No.18125565

>>18125501
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ENJOY POVERTY

>> No.18125570
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18125570

Secured profit from WEN (holding QSR, they just own too many chains and getting started around 32.50 was too good) and managed to get back into BWL.A at an even cheaper price. Did I just do something wise? Am I finally getting the swing of things?

>> No.18125572

priced in

>> No.18125573

>>18125546
I can't lie anon. That looks bullish as fuck.

>> No.18125578

>>18125517
Yeah, the risk of losing more has stopped me so far. But I really want to hold until I can break even, and if I bought more now I'd make a few bucks instead of having wasted most of the week. It's tempting.

>> No.18125579

Is there any issue with longing svxy? Seems like free money...

>> No.18125580

>>18125520
The bottom isn't for another week or weeks or months, we have to wait when the virus blows over and it's not going away soon

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BELOW 21.500
>BELOW 21.500
BELOW 21.500
>BELOW 21.500
BELOW 21.500
>BELOW 21.500
BELOW 21.500
>BELOW 21.500
BELOW 21.500
>BELOW 21.500

>> No.18125588

>>18125557
Oh no bulls maybe it wasn't priced in after all :(

>> No.18125590
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18125590

This just means I need to buy more.

>> No.18125591

DO I HOLD MY PUTS OVER WEEKEND ? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS ALL SO TIRESOME

SPY P200 1ST MAY
BRENT P15 1ST JUNE

>> No.18125594
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18125594

what are the odds we open -1000 points and close +2000 points?

>> No.18125595

>LMAO OBVIOUS THREE DAY BULL TRAP NO VOLUME HERE IT COMES BLOODBATH BULL COPE
>.... -4%
Bears are a joke.

>> No.18125596

>>18125547
It’s not depleting in the next year faggot

>> No.18125597

>>18125433
>>18125525
Australia and greece.

>> No.18125598

>>18125265
SDC doing good gains rn

>> No.18125599

THE DUMP IS OVER
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
THE BOTTOM IS IN
PATHETIC FUCKING DUMP DIDN'T EVEN BREAK 21500
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE GO BULLCHADS HERE WE FUCKING GO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18125607

>>18125425
Surely it's better to just go into an index than do this

>> No.18125608

>>18125578
If you can afford to lose the money I say go for it I'm holding SQQQ from Wednesday myself.

>> No.18125609

All priced in. Stop worrying guys.

>> No.18125612
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18125612

Is it still worth it to go long on JNUG?

>> No.18125613
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18125613

IT'S HAPPENING. TRUMP JUST TESTED POSITIVE FOR BEING A COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT

>> No.18125614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19RLQFp_-A4

>> No.18125617

bought 50k of FAZ 2 days ago around 40. Iron hands but now it's time to fuckin get rich

>> No.18125618
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>>18125599
waste of dubs.
That's all you got?

>> No.18125619
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18125619

I am financially independently

>> No.18125621

>>18125362
when did you buy those?

>> No.18125623

>>18125591
Yes to the SPY, it expires in May and you will have plenty of chances to sell at a greater profit. Brent I have no clue.

>> No.18125624

>>18125527
CVX below 60

>> No.18125625

>>18125588
Everything is priced in. Not priced in is even priced in.

>> No.18125626

What stocks are a good buy to hold long term? I want to play the long game here boys, life’s a marathon not a race

>> No.18125627

>>18125595
>down 30% in 3 weeks
ok

>> No.18125628

>>18125520
Not exactly yet, and it depends on what you’re looking to do. Is that $2000 your emergency fund, or is it just the amount you’ve decided to invest?

If you have extra money you are confident you’re not going to need, go ahead and throw it in a Roth IRA, up to $5.5k I believe.

I have about 2k in my Roth IRA right now, setting a limit buy order for amazon just above its recent low, because I think I’m 20+ years old want to own a share of amazon.

>> No.18125629

>bought SQQQ at 21.40

im a fucking idiot

>> No.18125630
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>>18125595
HOLD still k*ke

>> No.18125631

>>18125525
>Svensken ?
The fatherland will survive in these difficult times
t. greek in sweden

>> No.18125632
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18125632

JUST REMEMBER THAT THIS IS *AFTER* A 2 TRILLION BAILOUT
WHAT WILL THR FED DO NOW?????

>> No.18125634

>>18125612
Yeah, you don't even have to wait that long. Just give it a couple weeks. Buy it while it's cheap, faggot.

>> No.18125635

>>18125594
High in this jester market, but I'm enjoying the bull cope in the meantime

>> No.18125636

>>18125619
LOL

>> No.18125639

>>18125594
0.0%, everyone is dumping before the weekend because they know that the news isn't exactly going to get better

>> No.18125640

>>18125590
How long are you planning on holding GUSH? Isnt it subject to time decay

>> No.18125641

SPY with diamond support at 2500 bro

>> No.18125643

>>18125607
How come?

>> No.18125645

>>18125527
MTDR and FANG looks promising

>> No.18125646

>>18125546
eagle bros?

>> No.18125647
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18125647

>>18125301

>> No.18125649

>>18125524
Source?
Are they going to actually bring all the sick people back and make them vote?
God I hope they coof on them all.

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>>18125519
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18125653

>>18125629
what? why?

>> No.18125656

Classic beartrap. Im buying a shit ton right now.

>> No.18125657

>>18125632
TRIPLE IT
6 TRILLION DOLLAR BAILOUT

>> No.18125659

>>18125632
Another trillion

>> No.18125660

>It's only -4%
I'm holding over the weekend. See you on monday bullbros. If you haven't jumped off a cliff by then.

>> No.18125661

>>18125649
https://www.wkyt.com/content/news/Kentucky-congressman-could-delay-22T-virus-relief-bill--569156101.html

>> No.18125662

>>18125555
I think I’ll get a couple shares of Boeing then
>>18125580
How do?

>> No.18125663

/smg/ BTFO yet again

>> No.18125665

>>18125623
What about SPY 215 at 4/15

>> No.18125669
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18125669

What the fuck is happening in the Netherlands

>> No.18125670
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UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008
>UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008
>UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008
>UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS BY MOST SINCE OCT. 2008

>> No.18125671

>>18125632
The FED has not yet begun to print! Soon that 2 Trillion will look like the take a penny leave a penny tray, daddy jerome wipes his ASS with 2 Trillion hahaha!

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18125673

>>18125632
You think the bailout is over?

>> No.18125674

Cryosleep when? I want to hold for 100 years.

>> No.18125675

>>18125524
OY VEY! MY SHEKELS!

>> No.18125677

>>18125653
i was scared of FOMO and picniced

>> No.18125678

If 15:00 to 16:00 is more than -1%, monday will be cataclysmic bear territory

>> No.18125681

>>18125265
OH NO BEARBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY!?

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18125683

as soon i'm getting my montly cheque i'm buying every red fucking candle for the coming years.

Right now i've done my monthly purchases, not bothered with the market have a nice weekend guys!

>> No.18125686

>>18125669
netherlands people are not required to report their medical data if they recover from corona, so you won't know how much have actually gotten better

>> No.18125690

>>18125607
Yes, it is. A broad index fund like VOO should be your baseline investment (add a bond fund if you're skittish). Only if you have that in place can you LARP as Wolf of Wall Street with a bit of fun money on Tesla or whatever the fuck.

>> No.18125691

>>18125621
Bought $190 ba calls for $7.5 on either Tuesday or Wednesday.

Sold them yesterday and rolled into the $280, $285, $290 calls.

I figured this is a relief rally or the fed will keep pumping to give us a relief rally soon and BA was still waaaaaay below the post-crash price and unlikely to be allowed to fail.

>> No.18125692

>>18125362
what the fuck? why do you have 1.5million in CALLS

are you rich that this is play money?

>> No.18125693

>>18125643
The point of diversifying is risk mitigation, the people at S&P or wherever putting together your ETF probably have a better method for that than some dude on biz

Also, following an index is a lot more reasonable for a person to do than starting to follow 10 individual stocks in 5 different industries

>> No.18125694

>>18125570
Sounds Bretty based!

Bowl America core holding in my port.

>> No.18125695

Evropeans, which broker do you use for options?

>> No.18125696

>>18125619
>INO call
Aren't they getting sued by a class action lawsuit?

>> No.18125697

Aaand we're back

>> No.18125698

>>18125488
SOMEONE GIVE PELOSI THE DICK ALREADY

PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF THE COUNTRY, GET TYRONE IN THERE ASAP!

>> No.18125699

>>18125669
hahaha probably execution by gunshot to the head, if positive haha

>> No.18125701

>>18125619
>options on penny stocks
so this is the power of autism

>> No.18125703

>>18125669
YOU EVOLVED TOTAL ORGAN FAILURE

>> No.18125704

>>18125670
Priced in. Literally stop looking at the news it's irrelevant to the market.

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>>18125681
No, we are just beginning.

>> No.18125707

>>18125640
Prolly not for much longer. I was gambling on a decent rally but that's not working out for me.

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We are at the EXACT middle

>> No.18125715

>>18125663
Only if you're a b*llkek

>> No.18125716
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>>18125647
Kek

>> No.18125718

Ammo status: unlimited
Bears think they will last in the long run?

>> No.18125719

>>18125621
I bought the uvxy puts in case we kept going up gradually with falling IV.

I also bought spy puts but sold them a half hour ago to buy more BA calls

>> No.18125721
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>>18125619
>Puts useless
>Calls useless

>> No.18125722

>FIRED 7000 VOLUNTEERS
HOLLLLYYY FUCK YOU HAVE TO BE RETARDED TO BE A REPRESENTATIVE

>> No.18125723
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>DOW falls -4% and is recovering fast
>could end the day +2000
>Fridays are always bull market
>bull cope

>> No.18125729

>>18125695
saxobank for me

>> No.18125730

>>18125619
>DIS 200c
are you retarded?

>> No.18125731

>>18125362
jesus fucking christ

>> No.18125732

>>18125671
>the fed has not begun to print
That is actually true, at least until possibly this week.

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>>18125670
1930's levels were priced in. Dow 30K eod

>> No.18125736

>>18125723
post more of this cute cumdumpster

>> No.18125737

>>18125723
>fridays always bull market
kys anime tranny
i know it's you

>> No.18125738

>>18125369
those 6x stocks are going bankrupt

big oil is the play, small oil getting rekt

>> No.18125740

I JUST INVESTED MY SONS COLLEGE FUND SOMEONE FIX THIS SHIT NOW

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What is this faggot David Fabers problem? He seems so moody.

>> No.18125743

Are cannabis stocks a meme?
Am I even allowed to own them in a state where pot is illegal?

>> No.18125748

>>18125360
Half a million is fdic which they aren't. They only insure a quarter of a million.

>> No.18125750
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WHO AGED POORLY YOU STUPID FUCK

YOU CAN BE A PINK WOJAK NOW BUT I DID WARN YOU TO NOT FIGHT UNLIMITED CAPITAL

>> No.18125754

>>18125265
SQQQ WEHRMACHT
BERICHT IN

>> No.18125758

>>18125743
Yes and yes

>> No.18125759

>>18125532
Idiot

>> No.18125761
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WHY THE FUCK IS IT RALLYING AHHHH

>> No.18125768

Real Talk:

How many people here are LARPing and FUDing (a.k.a. lying to help their positions) vs. how many people are actually telling the truth? Bonus internet points if you can point them out in this very thread.

>> No.18125769

>>18125743
Fantastic way to lose all your money

>> No.18125771

>>18125661
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

I'm not even mad about the market but doing this is a threat to national security. Putting most of our leaders in a room when there is a highly contagious virus circulating that is extra deadly to them is an absolute shithead move to them and the entire country.

Imagine if congress gets fucked and we have to rely entirely on Trump to handle the virus.

>> No.18125772

>>18125690
This is not the time for that imo, unless you can’t be asked to do any research.

Though I have no idea why he’s buying some shit companies like CCL. People trying to catch that knife when we’re still in the first inning of the COVID-19 saga.

>> No.18125774

I'm down in the 5 digits.

Will friday pump?

When it dumps in the morning, does it pump in the afternoon or does it stay dumping?

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18125775

How can you long that chart?

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18125777

>FUNDEMENTALS VERY STRONG
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaa

>> No.18125778

WHY IS EVERYTHING PUMPING??? YOU TOLD ME TO SHORT

>> No.18125779

>>18125337
Aussie newfag here. What app is this?

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>>18125723

>> No.18125782

Feds pumping Boeing again

>> No.18125783

>>18125718
They're ammo might, but the stopping power won't. The dollar is getting nerfed as we speak. Big Sad imminent.

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>>18125761
You already know why

>> No.18125786

>>18125768
I JUST LOST EVERYTHING I HAVE DOES THAT SEEM LIKE IM LARPING

>> No.18125788

ALL OF THIS FUCKING RED OH GOD I’M LAFFIN

>> No.18125791

>>18125771
can't they vote on shit electronically or something? it's 2020 not 1820

>> No.18125793

Why is it down today? Especially after the last two days? Did the fed pump finally run out?

>> No.18125795

>>18125742
id fuck that man

>> No.18125796

>>18125754
Still irrevocably fucked by the leverage reporting in
I'd need 4 of these days to break even

>> No.18125798

>>18125768
100% larper or pajeet

>> No.18125799
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18125799

imagine trying to fight the fed with their infinite funny money.

>> No.18125800

>>18125669
Hmmm it really doesn’t like the Frisians

>> No.18125801

>>18125698
Kek this ain’t her man

>> No.18125804
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IT'S GOING BACK UP!!!

WHO BOUGHT THE DIP BROS???

>> No.18125806

>>18125619
Yeet negro take solace in the fact that bommer rememover is going to clean up and make this country more stable in the long run

>> No.18125807

>>18125607
As a beginner yes, 100%

>> No.18125808

>>18125777
extremely bearish

>> No.18125810

>>18125793
No, the market is correcting for the retarded fed pump but the fed pumps harder and then repeat. Monday will be probably blood red unless fed pumps another couple trillions in.

>> No.18125812
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>>18125619
Serious lack of oil

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>>18125761
>consumer sentiment at an all time low
>us now has the most cases
>800 deaths in madrid last night
I am becoming convinced that it's rallying on bad news and if the world legitmately ends and all human life is extinguished for good the bots would be trading bullish in a dow at 50k

>> No.18125816

>>18125771
>not being a chaos cultist
imagine not supporting the one guy saying the federal government shouldnt pay burgerflippers in wyoming $25/hr for four months on the taxpayer's dime

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18125817

>>18125799
cowards run
men fight

>> No.18125820

Buy UPRO/TMF and print. Enjoy retiring in 3 years

>> No.18125821

>>18125799
no one cared who I was until I put on the mask

>> No.18125822
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>>18125771
>congress
>leaders
this is pretty funny

>>18125781

>> No.18125823

>ALL THESE FAT FUCKS THAT CANT BREATHE
HOLLLLLYY FUCK WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE BEING VOTED FOR

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>> No.18125825

the final shakeout of weak hands then everything dumps in 1 hour. screencap

>> No.18125826

>>18125786
tell me more, anon.

>> No.18125830

Can CNBC please keep Cramer in his containment show? Im so tired of this kermit the frog sounding drama queen

>> No.18125831

>>18125362
I really didn't want this to happen

>> No.18125835

>>18125736
Looks like Kreb
>>18125742
Sara a qt
Dave was getting bullied around by Cramer it looked like, after Cramer was breaking down about missing his wife and kids just yesterday.

>> No.18125836

>>18125791
not if he votes no, congress is pissed off as fuck blowing up his phone REEEEEEing while they get picked up by the air force and scrambled to washingmeme to vote to destroy the economy for zoomers entire lives

>> No.18125837

>>18125799
I wisened up and not doing it anymore until things calm down. I'd rather to swallow my pride than Jerome's cum.

>> No.18125840

>>18125796
Gets it.

>> No.18125841

>>18125793
>Did the fed pump finally run out?
No, anon. They are going to pump until the dollar is obliterated.

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I am financially illiterate

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18125843

Thank you nintendo for keeping NVDA going in these trying times with sold out consoles all over the world and virtually none in stock entire USA

>> No.18125844

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH JEROME

NOW BOBO IS MY BEST FRIEND

>> No.18125846

>THIS BRAVE SOLDIER
HE WAS PROBABLY A FUCKING JANITOR NOT INFANTRY

>> No.18125850

>>18125824
Why are all american senators etc.. such old fucks?? Very different from europe...

>> No.18125852 [DELETED] 
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Should I buy these put flys?

>> No.18125853

>>18125771
A treat to the nation? More like a good start to a final solution. Have you seen what's actually in the bill? Every American would pay $18k to get $1.2k

>> No.18125855

Jesus, is the House just the Kiddie Korner of Congress? These people talk like retards

>> No.18125856

>>18125775
>buying after a parabolic move

>> No.18125859
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This guy looks like a human turtle hybrid.

>> No.18125862
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>>18125594
Load up on spxl/soxl already.

>> No.18125863

>>18125804
the scary thing about that webm is that you realize that people like that are the ones who are going to survive this thing while the normies all die, because these people naturally stay inside all day every day.

>> No.18125864

>>18125694
Trying to find that balance of building up a DEW portfolio of my own design, while keeping some small speculative stuff to the side. The more conservative investor stuff I read, the better off it seems I do (Intelligent Investor, Random Walk Down Wall Street). Even though Graham says speculating is for the devil

>> No.18125866
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>>18125853
THIS

>> No.18125869

>>18125796
What did you buy in at soldier

>> No.18125870

>>18125501
zoom out

>> No.18125873

What stocks are a good buy to hold long term? I want to play the long game here boys, life’s a marathon not a race

>> No.18125879

Well this Space Command briefing is more exciting than anything the House has ever done

>> No.18125880
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18125880

So a single congress critter, Massie, held up the stimulus bill by demanding and in person vote.

This whole day will go down as the 3/27 Massie market dump. Some men just want to watch the world burn

>> No.18125882

>>18125768
>lying to help their positions
Are you fucking retarded?

Did you come over from small-cap cryptos?

Maybe it's time to fuck off and start learning about what you're pissing your money away on.

>> No.18125886

>>18125695
Tastyworks, took about a day to set up an account. They require quite a lot of personal information, like proof of residency and an estimate of your income

>> No.18125888

>>18125843
Nintendo is known for their artificial shortages, they simply don't supply stores enough to keep up with demand.

>> No.18125889

>>18125873
Wait

>> No.18125891

>>18125815
>all human life is extinguished for good the bots would be trading bullish in a dow at 50k
Terminator had SkyNet take over military hardware. Obviously the real thing is 10000x smarter and took over the stockmarket instead.

>> No.18125894

>>18125859
He actually gives a fuck about the kids

>> No.18125897

>>18125869
26
please help

>> No.18125898

>>18125855
It is a complete joke. People say serfdom doesn't exist. These people are "leaders" simply because they were born into aristocracy

>> No.18125899

>>18125873
XOM with both hands

>> No.18125901

>>18125853
Okay someone needs to shit on the bill right now.

>> No.18125903
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>> No.18125904
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18125904

these are american politicians
im losing it

>> No.18125907

>>18125691
>unlikely to be allowed to fail.

>no jobs
>bad rep after crashes
>massive bailout needed
>no future prospects

even the brrrrr has its limits in uncertain times fren, bullkek got to cocky

>> No.18125909

>>18125768
Have you seen the majority of portfolios here? Most of /biz/ has the buying power of a toddler. Prayers don't save broken markets. MMs drive everything. Most of this is just trolling so you're not just staring at a chart like a retard.

>> No.18125910

>>18125707
What if you hold it untill oil goes up again? Would the GUSH position be profitable?

>> No.18125914

>>18125864
And random walk... isn’t it just “buy index funds and save yourself a lot of headaches and losses”?

>> No.18125918

>>18125897
Dont worry man massie has your back

>> No.18125919
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18125919

>>18125737
>>18125781
>got so mad they were so wrong on their SQQQ puts that they resort to calling trannies
Keep coming with those bearcope tears.

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>>18125904
Holy hooker hair...

>> No.18125923

>>18125873
>get corona right now
>relax for a month in the ICU
>when released buy all the cheapies
try not to stumble over the corpses in the street on your way home

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>>18125904
SHE'S SCREAMING AND RANTING ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18125925

GAMING 2020
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-switch-is-sold-out-almost-everywhere-dram/1100-6475217/

https://www.kitguru.net/channel/generaltech/matthew-wilson/geforce-now-founders-subscription-tier-sold-out-in-europe-nvidia-working-to-expand-capacity/


NVDA shill

>> No.18125927

>>18125796
Bought in at 22.71
Close but yet so far...

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>>18125863
fuck off you are browsing a taiwanese anime board, normie.

>> No.18125936

>>18125428
OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.18125939

RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN STOP AND GOOOO

>> No.18125940

>>18125738
What should I wise oil oldfag ?

>> No.18125944
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18125944

>>18125924
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

>> No.18125946

>>18125880
THANK YOU MASSIE

>> No.18125947

TFW NO SCREAMING CUTIE D-MICHIGAN TO YELL AT YOU AS YOU COOM

>> No.18125948

>>18125888
Also... they still manufacture a lot of shit in Chinatown... hear they had some manufacturing issues?
>>18125904
She cute, unironically.
>>18125898
Based take, modern aristocracy. Though some weren’t born into it.

>> No.18125951

I like CNBC more with these living room chats. Just want to see a stray pair of panties from meg tirel laying in the corner on accident

>> No.18125953

>>18125909
what forum do i go to to learn about what the MM's are doing?

>> No.18125959

>>18125940
short brent, or wti for now, buy royal dutch

>> No.18125960

>>18125944
What the fuck was her problem?

>> No.18125963

SEC enabling Q1 report delays. Expect an economy wide kitchen sink.

>> No.18125964
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18125964

Bought BA @ $171 yesterday thinking there will be a bailout, sold today @ $162

>> No.18125967

>>18125951
AAAAAAA
I LOVE YOU MEG!!!!

>> No.18125968

>>18125944
If the glove fits, you must accept!

>> No.18125969
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>>18125863
>WEEB CHADS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

>> No.18125970

>>18125924
>>18125944
where do i see this? CNBC just has crazy cramer

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18125973

>>18125944
YES AOC TANK THE FUCKING MARKET
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM

>> No.18125978

Watch out SHE IS PISSED

>> No.18125988

>>18125964
Why would you sell? Raytheon and Boeing are the two stocks I learned to buy in the next dip. They were the first to rocket and it's easy doubling of your money. Never bet against the US military

>> No.18125989

>>18125973
u got the stream link mate?

>> No.18125990

>>18125970
https://livestream.com/fednet/house

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TFW NO BIG TITTY D-NY TO GIVE YOU A GREEN NEW DEAL

>> No.18125997

>>18125970
I would assume C-SPAN

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>>18125963
>if we don't report losses they don't exist

>> No.18126000

>>18125973
God damn it WHY IS SHE HIDING THEM UNDER THAT FUCKING JACKET

FLAUNT IT WHILE YOUVE STILL GOT IT

>> No.18126002

>>18125988
>Why would you sell?
There is no bailout.

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>>18125880
BASED. I hope they all get Corona-Chan from the unnecessary exposure and fucking die from choking on their own lung viscera.

>> No.18126006

>>18125963
Wow those Jews are getting creative

>> No.18126007

>>18125978
Fuck this cunt LMAO

>> No.18126009

>>18125428
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18126016

>>18126000
They're down to her bellybutton

>> No.18126020

>>18125996
that's a man.

>> No.18126022

>>18125963
lmao, they think they can just hide the damage until things blow over? Delaying it by a week or even a month isn't going to change the numbers

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congress ranting live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlTyoGuIEQ

>> No.18126025
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>>18126016

>> No.18126027

nice midwest mommy tits

>> No.18126032
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18126032

DO ANY OF YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS ACTUALLY THINK THIS QUEER LITTLE VIRUS WILL TAKE DOWN COKE?
CIVILIZATION MAY FALL BUT WE WILL BUILD ANEW AROUND THE GLORY THAT IS COCA COLA.
KO BOTTLERS WILL NOT STOP BOTTLING. KO DRIVERS WILL NOT STOP DELIVERING. THE SUGAR CRAZED MASSES WILL STOCK COKE EVEN BEFORE MEDICINE.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY DO THE DEMS HAVE ALL THE BIG TITTY MILFS

>> No.18126035
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>> No.18126038
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18126038

AWOOOOOGA LOOK AT THOSE HONKERS!

>> No.18126043

>>18126023
God this is the comfiest thing ever. I love these threads so much.

>> No.18126044

>>18125997
this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBlTyoGuIEQ

>> No.18126055

>>18125959
A or B?

>> No.18126058

>>18126032
Of course not. Even in the apocalypse their bottle caps are worth money.

>> No.18126059

>>18125973
whats wrong with her nose?

>> No.18126062

New thread
>>18126036

>> No.18126065

>>18125963
Very bullish

>> No.18126066

>>18126034
>Big tiddy milf
>Bustos
Lol nice

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18126076

bros.... this doesn't look like 6 ft...

>> No.18126083

healthcare is 1/6 of us economy


whaaaaaaaat

>> No.18126110

I can tell that it's a bad day by /pol/ rushing back in.

>> No.18126115

>>18125425
Pretty solid but need to weight Defense a lot higher

>> No.18126121

POST THE LINK TO THE STREAM

>> No.18126130

>>18126038
Cherri BUSTOS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18126131

>>18126059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibapYsc01KM

>> No.18126134

Do we get a result right after this hearing? the market is crabbing, ready to go either way depending on the results i guess


>inb4 priced in
i bet my left nut the market is gonna react in some way when there are results

>> No.18126156

>>18125804
Oh god I can smell the cum sock rot from here

>> No.18126164

>>18126055
b only

>> No.18126184

>>18125888
More like Nintendo is Innovative smart, business stupid.

>> No.18126265

POST YOUR PUTS BULLNIGGERS

>> No.18126268

>>18125914
I'm halfway through and while that seems to be the gist, he seems to have the same FA over TA, buy only proven commodities, etc.

>> No.18126278

Can someone explain VIX stock? Numby go uppy when line go ziggy zaggy?

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>>18125428
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18126331

>>18125428
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18126353

>>18126278
Volatility, basically the amplitude of the up and down yes

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>>18125428
fuck it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18126363

>>18126278
VIX goes up when more trades come in, no mather if its buy or sell.

Usually high volatile means downtrend.

VIX= volatile index

its measures markets volatility

>> No.18126398

>>18126363
edit, it matter if its buy or sell.

>> No.18126401

closed my puts for now, i might rebuy puts on spy closed to closing to hold over weekend

>> No.18126412
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18126412

SMG sure is lively these days, nice to see actual posters in it again

>> No.18126453

ehh bitcoin prob hit 7.1k on saturday night i'll bet on. gonna buy a few

>> No.18126490

>>18126412
i was about to write that as well, literally crypto threads disappeared

>> No.18126517

>>18126038
>>18126034
>>18125996


That's it, I'm joining the Democratic Party

>> No.18126545

>>18126517
in all fairness, republican chicks are WAY better

>> No.18126555

>>18126490
My crypto holdings are now long term investments I check once a week.
Stockmarket is where the action's at now. S&P500 ATL on Monday

>> No.18126585

>>18126545
Also they aren't fucking nutcases

>> No.18126622

>>18126555
im thinking buying new puts on the closing, i do expect a fed pump, might be wrong , strike price is 200 for SPY
>>18126585
also they shave

>> No.18126632

>>18126545
Republican chicks poop themselves.

>> No.18126657

>>18126622
I was gonna buy calls for monday.

>> No.18126681

>>18126545
>>18126585
Name 1 active female elected official Republican hotter than Krysten Sinema or Tulsi Gabbard

>> No.18126683

>>18126657
reasoning ?

>> No.18126724

>>18126657
Nah, I expect again very bad news over the weekend. Both Europe and US just start to see economic consequences. Manufacturing sites will stay closed from Monday onwards

>> No.18126741

>>18126681
Condeleeza Rice

>> No.18126747

>>18126683
>>18126724

Monday rally after friday dump.
We think it's going down again monday?

>> No.18126772

>>18126681
Pam Bunda

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This horizontal bullshit is pissing me off though, fr.

>> No.18126795

>>18126747
Last few weeks was always Monday dump after bad news over the weekend. I think this will continue for a while

>> No.18126884

>>18126772
Fair

>> No.18127319

>>18126777
why is it not going str8 the fuck down:??? where is the gd dump???

>> No.18127358

>>18127319
Dumps already happened. Bulls are holding out. It'll be green by eod.

>> No.18127408

>>18127358
i want blood.
y would a dump leave it in the green?
I'm that new. fresh out of /b/.

>> No.18127420

>>18125973
That pointy type nose thats flat all across but ends in a sharp point has got to be one of the most unnattractive features on a person. I see a lot of nogs with that nose too. Absolutely hideous.

>> No.18127482

>>18127420
Tiny dump in the morning. Check the macd. Algo soon gonna flip in the bulls favor.

>> No.18127643

>>18127482
>using TA during a global crisis

The absolute state

>> No.18127812

>>18127643
Playing against the TA. Gotta understand bot programming and human psychology.

>> No.18127816

Boeing re-climibing.

>> No.18127839

>>18127816
Boeing 290 by Tuesday cap this.

>> No.18128025

>>18125873
basically any big stock right now. You could just do Microsoft and Intel and youd be fine

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