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>> No.18124496

>>18124495
LOL u tried bro. Fuck that bitch. Why give her a life boat give it to a woman that deserves it

>> No.18124497

kek fucking autist

>> No.18124498

>>18124495
>communist stripper
Into gulag it goes.

>> No.18124499

>>18124495
Why the fuck would you even ask that?

>> No.18124500

>>18124499
I was in love with her way back in high school and hadn't seen her in years. Figured it was a hill I didn't mind dying on.

>> No.18124501

>>18124495
>moving to Texas
fuck off we're full

>> No.18124502

>>18124501
based

>> No.18124503

>>18124500
I'm amazed she didn't say yes then

>> No.18124504

>>18124501
Dude, I'm coming from Gun Hampshire. We're basically the same people.

>> No.18124505

>>18124495
both parties = retarded

>> No.18124506

>>250472574
>>18124495
Should I also talk to the girl I loved in HS or should I wait until we reach 80k too?

>> No.18124507

>>18124498
Bazat.

>> No.18124508

>>18124498
in ideal communist system she would be shared property

>> No.18124509

>>18124506
>Should I also talk to the girl I loved in HS or should I wait until we reach 80k too?
You should stop being an sentimental bitch.

>> No.18124510
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18124510

It's nice that you're interested in Christianity but the real question is where you're going when you die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS-IjoeDuic

>> No.18124511

>>18124509
>an
*A forgot to change when I changed the adjective

>> No.18124512

>>18124509
no

>> No.18124513

>>18124500
>everybody nowadays ha to attach these labels to themselves because "I'm special"
Honestly, you both sound like damaged losers

>> No.18124514
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18124514

>>18124495
Lol you could have just asked her to lunch or something

Sperg probably LARPED this whole thing to begin with, commie roasties only go for Chads like me

>> No.18124515

>>250474565
It's a cucked religion that is nearly identical to catholicism

>> No.18124516
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18124516

>>18124495
>that sounds exhausting

>> No.18124517

>>18124495
Why would you move to Texas to become Russian Orthodox? Are you fucking retarded??

>> No.18124518

>>18124495
>stripper
aka out of job now
roastie btfo

>> No.18124519

>>18124498
>feminist

you missed one

>> No.18124520

Why Texas and why Orthodox?
Why not Trad Cat?

>> No.18124521

>>18124495
Based

>> No.18124522
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18124522

>>18124495
>being a communist stripper
She does it for free.

>> No.18124523

>>18124520
I'm opposed to the papacy. Orthodoxy is the Christianity which Christ Himself ministered, and the Russian rite is among the few remaining that actually keep the original dogmas. Also, Texas has a strong ROCOR presence, unlike New Hampshire where I am currently.

>> No.18124524

>>18124495
>Russian Orthodox
>moving to Texas
Either move to Alaska or convert to Roman Catholicism.

>> No.18124525

>>18124523
>Orthodoxy is the Christianity which Christ Himself ministered
Incorrect.

>> No.18124526

>>18124501
Quads of truth

>> No.18124527

>>18124495
>being cuckthodox and not a based snake handler

>> No.18124528

>>18124501
He’s right go to new mexico faggot

>> No.18124529

>>18124527
This, fuck it, it’s Texas

>> No.18124530

>>18124524
The RC church will fall. Just look at all the Synod insanity and the sex abuse stuff. The current pope is an NPC. Orthodoxy is the truth and it's the only church left with the testicular fortitude to stand up to the subjectivist Marxist globalist trash that's permeating everything.

>> No.18124531

>communist, feminist, stripper
I show my stink hole strictly for the empowerment

>> No.18124532

>>18124495
What the hell

>> No.18124533

>>18124523
>the Russian rite
Do you even know what you are talking about? There is not 'Russian Rite'. There is Eastern and Western Rite. FSSP, or SPPX is what uoi are looking for. Also, stop falling for memes bro.

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18124534

>>18124495
I know the guy is supposed to look based, but he just looks like a thirsty pussy-slave texting some roastie he once fucked out of the blue because he's lonely.

>> No.18124535

>>18124523
Orthodoxy belongs to those with the soul of a Pharisee.

>> No.18124536

>>18124495
Tell her that you haven't showered for 10 days and that she can suck the bacteria, grease, and dead skin off of your dick. Women love to be wined and dined, especially when aged cheese is involved

>> No.18124537

>>18124510
based soulwinner

>> No.18124538

>>18124525
Roman Catholicism started in 1054
Eastern Orthodoxy started in 33

>> No.18124539

>>18124533
Minor senantical error. My bad, I'm new. The fact that I chose Russian over Greek should tell you that I kinda know what I'm talking about.

>> No.18124540

>>18124539
I made a sementical error too, my girlfriend popped out a fucking freak that looks like karl pilkington mixed with Ricky Berwick

>> No.18124541
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18124541

>>18124531
#twerkforstalin

>> No.18124542

>>18124538
>Papacy predates 1054

Wow its almost like youre lying

>> No.18124543

>>18124538
>And he said unto Jesus, Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.
>And Jesus said unto him, sorry bro you aren't even catechumen and you gotta "work out" your salvation and dont get me started on lighthouses...

I love the orthobros but ffs you need to stop with that original church meme

>> No.18124544

>>18124542
The pre-1054 papacy was equivalent to a present day Ortho patriarchate- all the major regions had their own "pope". The RCs messed it all up by changing the terminology and adding their "papal infallibility" nonsense.

>> No.18124545

>>18124495
Faggots need to stop coverting to russian orthodoxy. It makes me seethe. If you are not russian, fucking go away. Join the antiochian orthodox church, or any denomination that isnt explicitly an ethnic state church. The only excuse you might have to go to one of youre not russian is if there is no other orthodox church in your area. Please FUCK OFF.

>> No.18124546

>>18124545
There is no other church in my area. Why are you so angry?

>> No.18124547

>>18124495
>Russian Orthodox

We’re all Antiochian Orthodox down here bro

>> No.18124548

>>18124547
I like the Antiochian Church. Fr. Trenham has been a huge influence on me. The problem is that things are changing so quickly nowadays and I'm worried that the Antiochians will eventually end up on the Greek side of the EP schism. The EP done flubbed it up real hard.

>> No.18124549

>>18124495
I remember when it was easy to recruit.
All you needed was a warrior at the front, a cleric at the back, and maybe a wizard or a rogue thrown in.

These specialization multi-classes are really getting out of hand.

>> No.18124550

In a perfect world, I would move to Kiev. Metropolitan Onuphry is a total boss.

>> No.18124551

>>18124523
>>18124495
>the Russian rite is among the few remaining that actually keep the original dogmas.
>>18124530
>The RC church will fall. Just look at all the Synod insanity and the sex abuse stuff. The current pope is an NPC. Orthodoxy is the truth and it's the only church left with the testicular fortitude to stand up to the subjectivist Marxist globalist trash that's permeating everything.
KEK, if the Catholic pope is not pious enough for you, how the fuck are you gonna justify Russia's religious head being a literal tobacco factory oligarch who spends his job sucking the government off for expensive watches and new dachas.

>> No.18124552

>>18124504
>basically the same people
Please move out of NH ASAP but leave Texas alone.

>> No.18124616

Why was this moved to /biz/?

You're making the right decision about Orthodoxy OP. I was a "traditional" Roman Catholic (by traditional they mean from 1870-1958) for 22 years and I became Orthodox through ROCOR last year. Orthodoxy is the true Catholic Church. It is everything traditional Catholics are looking for in the Church. Traditional RCs are so conflicted and they dont even realize all the contradictions and absurdities of their position and they are not aware of how the RCC bends history to support the papal myths (recall Pope St Gregory the Great denouncing a man who would call himself "universal bishop" as an antichrist). As for the pharisee accusations I have found none of that though there may be some anywhere, in fact I have found people in Orthodoxy to be much more humble, charitable, and realistic, while still being hardcore on dogma they also emphasize mercy which many traditional RCs lack.

>> No.18124662

>>18124549
ty for the laugh

>> No.18124708

>>18124495
Retard. Send a pic of your bank account for on the spot conversions to strict Christianity and housewifery.

>> No.18124742
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18124742

>>18124616
t. thread

>> No.18124792

>>18124616
Finally, some oxygen

Also, I have no idea why this was moved to /biz, seems like a mistake