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>> No.18124442

Niggers

>> No.18124450

Niggers

>> No.18124457

it will most likely end green or small -3% today followed by a red week

>> No.18124466

WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????
>WHAT CHEAP, HIGH RISK STOCKS DO I BUY???????

>> No.18124470

Bulls pull out now to save yourselves. Screencap this.

>> No.18124471

>>18124457
You wish

>> No.18124473
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18124473

>they tested?

>> No.18124476

>>18124466
SQQQ

>> No.18124477

Morning. DOW on track to open 700 down. S&P implied opening 130 points down.
Morning hours are the most volatile.

>> No.18124478
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>>18124428
price this

>> No.18124483

>>18124466
SQQQ

>> No.18124484

Literally all I want to own is a security that will pay me from now until the end of time and increase its payout.

Stocks or ETFs?

>> No.18124485

>>18124466
MFA financial

>> No.18124489

>>18124466
Suncor, Exxon, Chevron

You can thank me when you're a millionaire next year.

>> No.18124491

I want to be ass raped by a fucking big black bull!

>> No.18124490
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18124490

doomp eeet

>> No.18124492
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18124492

>>18124478
Based

>> No.18124554

>>18124466
SQQQ

>> No.18124560

>>18124484
Not ETFs. Get high-dividend stocks

>> No.18124564

>>18124484
DCA into VOO

>> No.18124566
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18124566

>sqqq

>> No.18124567
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18124567

10 minutes to see the battle rage between the Bears and the BRRRRS. Prepare yourselves.

>> No.18124568
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18124568

>Bonjour, gentlemen.

>> No.18124570

Are we back in there, bears!?

>> No.18124572
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18124572

OIL CHADS ROLL CALL
WW@?
WHAT ARE YOU BUYING?

>> No.18124573

>>18124489
Suncor looks like a reallllly good stock to buy right now

>> No.18124575

how the fuck are you able to trade in extended hours?

>> No.18124583

>>18124428

I sold at 20,000, because I was scared, but decided to go all in yesterday just as that massive rally was happening at the end of the day. I bought in just before the market closed at 22,550. I couldn't risk missing out any more. I hope I make a lot of money today.

>> No.18124585

>>18124568
Activate Crab-17.

>> No.18124586

>>18124560
they will all be cutting their dividends enormously anon

>> No.18124587

>>18124466
YINN

>> No.18124592

>>18124572
I want to buy oil too and no idea what I should get

>> No.18124593

Boris Johnson has corona

>> No.18124595

>>18124466
TVIX

>> No.18124596

If it opens red, are we selling on open, or holding, SQQQbros?

>> No.18124597

How much further can it go down retards? Put me in the bull camp.

>> No.18124599

>>18124484
Unironically all-in $VTSAX. Read bogleheads forums.

>> No.18124600
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18124600

So let me get this right:

You buy puts on TQQQ when it's going up and you buy calls on SQQQ when it's going down?

dfkvjndfivndsfivjusfnvisd

>> No.18124601
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18124601

Just a reminder that after this pandemic ends, the recovery will be enormous! DOW 50K!

>> No.18124603

>>18124484
Look into DRIP.

>> No.18124604

*CLACK* poster, I love you.

>> No.18124605

>>18124568
PLEASE OH BENEVOLENT MASTER, PLEASE BUMP IT, I BEG OF YOU

>> No.18124606

>>18124583
You make me feel bad for future you, anon.

>> No.18124608
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18124608

JEROME YOU FUCK WHY AREN'T YOU PUMPING PREMARKET

>> No.18124610

Feelin good bear bro’s, making money on that SQQQ, got a job salaries job letting me remote work, and just got into law school so hopefully the job market can recover by the time I’m out.

>> No.18124611

NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ARE 10x MORE POWERFUL THAN POSITIVE THOUGHTS

>> No.18124613

>>18124601
DOW 100K
I already have my hat ready

>> No.18124618

Bloody friday confirmed. Bulls BTFO, Bears are always right eventually.

>> No.18124619

>>18124572
Xom if it falls a bit more today. Maybe HAL as well

>> No.18124620

>>18124583
OH NONONONNO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>> No.18124622

>>18124593
You just woke up didn't you

>> No.18124624

>>18124560
Like GE was? Like F was? I don't trust myself to make the right call.

>> No.18124628
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>>18124611
thanks for the heads-up

>> No.18124630

btw oil is down by almost 6% too, today. The fall will be epic. It's also friday.

>> No.18124631
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18124631

A toast to my fellow bears.

>> No.18124632

>>18124601
That's not what the chart shows

>> No.18124635

>>18124600
I dont see the issue

>> No.18124638

>>18124593
already priced in, unironically

>> No.18124639

i swear to fuck if this shit isnt red on open im going to neck myself and stream it

>> No.18124642

>>18124597
If we're judging by the Spanish Flu pattern, we lose 30% top to bottom (already happened), retrace back about 30% then drop a bit but transition into a strong upward trend.

Unfortunately markets a century ago are not really the same as they are now, but that's really the best analogue we have.

>> No.18124644

>>18124593
P R I C E D I N
R
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>> No.18124645

>>18124572
RDS.B and HAL. Maybe XOM

>> No.18124649

>>18124639
based

>> No.18124650
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>>18124631
How long before the population becomes unhappy at the free gibs for shitty companies?

>> No.18124651

>>18124596
holding for 30+

>> No.18124652

>>18124624
PSX66 SU RDS.A

>> No.18124654

>>18124593
Literally who?

>> No.18124656

Who /FuckLandlordsGang/ here?

>> No.18124659

>>18124596
I need it to drop like 15% just to recoup my losses. Diamond hands.

>> No.18124661

ok bobros, whats the deal today, do we buy or wait monday

>> No.18124663
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18124663

Lost 10% value getting out yesterday. Would be back to normal today if stayed in. Fuck this gay earth, fuck this market, fuck every single god damn boomer to death. Now my longs are dying. nice. I am too depressed to cry now. No idea wtf will happen Monday, no clue to buy long now or sell short.

>> No.18124667

>>18124656
pay renbts

>> No.18124668
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18124671

>>18124650
They already are. Look at how many people are balking at bailing out Boeing and airlines.

>> No.18124675

>>18124635
I'm asking if that's how you should behave in response to the market to make some damn money, Should I buy calls on SQQQ?

>> No.18124679
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18124679

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>> No.18124681

>>18124663
Those bogs are eerily good at prediction exactly how long I have the stamina to hold onto something.

>> No.18124682

>>18124650
that's already priced in

>> No.18124683

LOOK AT THAT OLD PURPLE HAIRED CUNT. THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF AMERICA

>> No.18124684

>>18124659
I’m holding til dow 10k

>> No.18124686

>>18124639
Tie the noose before the market opens so the bogs have no choice but to dump it for you.

You have been making the propper offerings to your Bog altar... right?

>> No.18124687
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18124687

>>18124663

>> No.18124688

>>18124656
>when your landlord responds to your rent strike with a mild gas leak during a respiratory plauge

>> No.18124690

>>18124663
NEVER. SELL. FOR. A. LOSS.

>> No.18124693

DID I REALLY JUST BOUGHT MY SHORTS ON THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN?? DROP U MOTHERFUCKER!! U ARE BASICLY DEAD...STOP FIGHTING IT AND LET IT HAPPEN.

>> No.18124694

am i retarded or are pre markets down. bear bros time to shine?

>> No.18124695

>>18124668
Been a while since we've seen a pink wojak.

>> No.18124696

If today is red what will Monday be

>> No.18124698

>>18124661
You should’ve bought during the closing pump yesterday

>> No.18124701
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>>18124639

>> No.18124702

>>18124679
Based clack poster

>> No.18124713

>>18124624
Those are manufacturing companies. We were already in a manufacturing recession and reentering a crisis triggered global recession/possible depression.

You probably want to go with something safer like a JNJ at 110 or maybe a VZ.

>> No.18124714

>>18124663
i told you to hold yesterday fag
>>18124696
maroon

>> No.18124715

>>18124679
OH GOD THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>> No.18124717

>>18124679
BASED

>> No.18124718
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18124718

>making like $20/day just by holding USD

>> No.18124719

Bears give me one good reason not to go all-in on 10x inverse SPY.

>> No.18124720
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18124720

There are people ITT RIGHT NOW, who bought calls on at the top.

LMAO

>> No.18124721

>>18124696
Either extremely red or slightly green.

>> No.18124729
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18124729

FUTURES DOWN -4%

3 MINUTES TO GO

CRASHING THIS PLANE!!!

>> No.18124733

>>18124693
What are you talking about, futures r red

>> No.18124734

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

>> No.18124736

BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!
>BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!
BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!
>BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!
BULLTARDS ARE AWFULLY QUIET!!

>> No.18124737

How did futures do?
t. European

>> No.18124738

>>18124718
jerome is devaluing it while it sits in your hand retard

>> No.18124739

Anyone else wanna try to leverage some oil with me over the weekend? Have a feeling we will be celebrating bigly on Monday.

>> No.18124741

Europeans, which broker do you use to trade options?

>> No.18124743

>>18124719
if you didn't buy yesterday, don't do it now. There's no telling what jerome's printer can do to stop the market for hitting circuit breakers again.

>> No.18124745

>>18124719
CANT DO IT ANON

>> No.18124746

>>18124681
This

As soon as I buy a call I guarantee you 1,000% the market tanks

>> No.18124747

>>18124720
Please don't get too cocky bears. Haven't you learned?

>> No.18124749

>>18124656
yeah don't pay your landlord so he can't pay the mortgage, have the place foreclosed on and ruin someone elses life because you're a piece of shit taking advantage of a pandemic

>> No.18124750

2 MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

please god let me unload this sqqq dog shit

>> No.18124752
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>> No.18124753

2 minutes left

>> No.18124755
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>>18124478
based and lolipilled

Forgot the title but last time I checked it was around 1320 yen.

>>18124632
>That's not what the chart shows
It shows that after the Spanish Flu ended, everyone moved on and the stock market went to orbit.

>> No.18124756

>>18124719
Because you don't know the difference between bulls and bears. That's a big one

>> No.18124759

BREATH IN
BREATH OUT
BREATH IN
BREATH OUT
BREATH INNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.18124760
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>>18124631
Cheerio, Boboris the anglo bear

>> No.18124763

>>18124747
Haven't YOU learned?

>> No.18124764

>>18124741
I use Nordnet, which is based on Norway and serves the scandi countries

>> No.18124765

>>18124747
>dont get cocky during the black plague
cope

>> No.18124766

Bull trap activating today or monday?

>> No.18124768

>>18124749
>t. schlomo

>> No.18124770

>>18124741
Swissquote

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>>18124681
I feel like this has way too much truth to it.

>>18124687
Exactly what happened.

>>18124690
Impossible when shorting or reverse ETF's sometimes. Might as well hold my longs though I guess.

>> No.18124773

>>18124736
Will end green.

>> No.18124775 [DELETED] 

>>18124606

Thank you, but I have to trust that the stock-market is a responsible place to put my life savings. No matter what happens today, I won't sell.

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>>18124736
I think you're celebrating too early.

>> No.18124777

>>18124755
source me

>> No.18124780

>>18124749
yes. fuck you

>> No.18124782

today I added Phosagro, Volkswagen and AB Inbev to my portfolio (ABBV, PSX)

>> No.18124785
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18124785

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18124787

>>18124733
the fucking dow should go back to 18k or lower...
your country is fucking done for.
in a few weeks u will call this virus the "shoa...houuuugh" or "the holocough"

>> No.18124788

>>18124428
god luck niggers,

>> No.18124789
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18124789

I think Jerome Powell sucks!

>> No.18124791
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>> No.18124793

https://mobile.twitter.com/CBCAlerts/status/1243529539998879744
kek, brutal

>> No.18124794
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18124794

>tfw tendie supplies may be impacted

>> No.18124800

Good luck friends, I hope Jerome doesn't print the GDP of a medium size country again.

>> No.18124803
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18124803

DING DING DING

>> No.18124804

HERE WE

GO

>> No.18124805

Here we go!

>> No.18124811

>>18124478
me in the pic

>> No.18124813

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
GET FUCKED BULLS

>> No.18124814

I'm half cash, if it dumps i'm just buying more calls and some puts just to hedge

>> No.18124817

is jerome announcing he has the virus priced in bullshits

>> No.18124818
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18124818

FUCK

>> No.18124819

>>18124787
How braindead are you?

>> No.18124820

OH NONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.18124821

-4% ON OPENING

FUUUUCKING BRUTAL!

>> No.18124822

>>18124564
>>18124599
High yield ETFs are risky too, huh?

>> No.18124823

AAAAAH IT WAS A BULLTRAP

>> No.18124824
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18124824

>Meanwhile in Russia

>> No.18124826

HERE WE GO

>> No.18124828

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

>> No.18124832

MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!!!!!! WE'RE GOING DOWN BOYS

>> No.18124834

Looking good so far

>> No.18124837
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>> No.18124836

BULLBROS ARE YOU OK?

>> No.18124839

F

>> No.18124838

>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH

The sound of everyone closing their puts. Don't wait too long bears.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18124844

HAHAHHAHAHA DOWN ALREADY

>> No.18124845

>>18124766
It’s baiting bears today, killing them at end of day then dump during weekend, fomo bear and scared bulls on monday morning then surprise poomp to kill them both.

Gg idiot

>> No.18124846

>>18124823
If so, that was a pretty well designed bull trap

>> No.18124848

>>18124656
based

>> No.18124849
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18124849

Why is it already down?

It only just opened, why is it down 900 points?

How can it be down within only a few seconds of opening?

I'm losing all my money, please help

I put everything in

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18124851

>today

kek

>> No.18124854

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY JUST FUCKING PUMP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.18124855

I'm financially ruined.

>> No.18124857

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

>> No.18124861

OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.18124863
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>>18124785
Free STEAK, anyone?

>> No.18124864

>>18124849
WHAT DID YOU LEARN

>> No.18124865

>>18124849
OH NONONO

>> No.18124866

>>18124428
HODL that sqqq till the end of day bobros. We are going to get rich. Dead bong PM is going to rattle the markets

>> No.18124868
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>>18124849
>I put everything in
I guess it wasn't priced in after all :^)

>> No.18124869

>bears have 1!!!! day and they think they are the kings
lmao

>> No.18124870

>>18124849
God that sucks anon.
I just witnessed that

>> No.18124871
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18124871

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS GOT KEKED AGAIN

>> No.18124873

>>18124780
>>18124768
banks are your enemies you retard. yes, give them their property back for basically free so they can jew the next person

despicable

>> No.18124874

>>18124849
sure buddy

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18124875

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>> No.18124876 [DELETED] 

>>18124849 and >>18124583 here, someone please reply

I'm losing all my money

Should I sell now? I don't know what to do, I'm panicking

>> No.18124877

>>18124855
We see these posts literally every day. Yet in every general the risk management is in the OP. Why are some /biz/tards like this?

>> No.18124880

>>18124855
R E K T
E
K
T

>> No.18124883

And that's a field of red. Dow down 790 points.
Waiting on an option order to execute.

>> No.18124887
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18124887

world.....ending.....economy.....crashing.....must.....not.....COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.18124888
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>>18124777
>source me
There's an entire thread discussing about the Spanish Flu right now. >>18117739

Don't know where that OP got the chart, but it's a proof that we've reached the bottom of this correction.

>> No.18124889

>>18124822
There's no such thing as a free lunch. The general consensus is that the best long-term bet is to buy something that tracks the market as close as possible. $SPY, $DOW, $QQQ, the vanguard funds, etc.
Of course there is risk involved, corona-chan has crashed these indexes with no survivors. But if your time horizon is 10+ years it will recover by your retirement.

>> No.18124890

Lovin' this wave of red

>> No.18124891

>>18124770
Are you in Switzerland? If not, do you have to pay any Swiss tax?

>> No.18124892

It's going to be massive red and then end slightly green. Tuesday of next week is the redpocalypse.

>> No.18124893
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18124893

RETURN TO NORMAL ENDED
NEXT STAGE IS FEAR

>> No.18124894
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18124894

NO JEROME GET THE PRINTER WORKING
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PRINTER JEROME
PRINTER INK LOW? GET SOME FROM STAPLES!
BANKRUPT? NO THAT WAS ALREADY PRICED INNNNNNNNNNNN

>> No.18124899

>>18124869
See you at 15k bullkek

>> No.18124901

how many circuit breakers today?

>> No.18124903

>>18124782
completely forgot I had conagra with my revolut

so i am done investing, see you

>> No.18124905
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18124905

>VIX rises
>My calls are still making money

This is familiar

>> No.18124906

>>18124888
we just had our "return to normal" moment
it's over

>> No.18124907
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18124907

>>18124849
Feels fucking bad, man...

>> No.18124909

Honestly why do you guys do these index plays when individual company stocks are so much more predictable? Do you just like to gamble?

>> No.18124910
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18124910

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18124911

>>18124869
zoom out retard

>> No.18124915

bear trap pathetic volume

>> No.18124921

>>18124586
What makes you say that?

>> No.18124924
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18124924

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18124925

>>18124428
OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBR-

>> No.18124926

>>18124901
At least one. My hope is 3

>> No.18124928
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18124928

>>18124875
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18124930
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18124930

when do you expect the pump?

>> No.18124933

Any SQQQ chads here?

Holding at 22.75

>> No.18124934

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CRASHING THIS MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS

>> No.18124938

What if this is now a bear trap instead of a bull trap bros?

>> No.18124939

it isnt dumping though?

>> No.18124940

Already rising hold your buts bearbros, mad day ahead

>> No.18124941
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18124941

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH JEROME

>> No.18124942

>>18124933
Same. About 22.75 as well.

>> No.18124945
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18124945

Explain to me why Oil markets are crashing?
WTFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.18124948

>>18124909
Yeah why not, were all getting free 1200 bucks, get rich or die holding

>> No.18124950

w-why isn't it going any lower bearbros?

>> No.18124953

>>18124933
$2.15 4/17 $30c, hoping to get to $4

>> No.18124954

>>18124945
Saudis are waging oil jihad

>> No.18124958

>>18124888
I meant the delicious hentai goblins you fucking nerd

>> No.18124959

>>18124489
Or shell if you're european and on degiro

>> No.18124961

-2.93% SPY

Some dump

>> No.18124962
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18124962

READ THIS FAGGOTS POST AND THINK

>> No.18124963

>>18124442
fpbp

>> No.18124966
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18124966

PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN PRICED IN

>> No.18124967

Just bought 3k of Haliburton oil bros.

>> No.18124969

Today so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhgpelu0vY

>> No.18124970

>>18124926
Did the bulls fall for the gop pump n dump again?

>> No.18124972

>>18124489
>>18124573
What does the Div/Yield number mean? I understand they release quarterly dividends, but how does the number factor in.
Also why suncor

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18124977

>>18124945
>He bought oil?
>Poomp it.

>> No.18124978

>>18124945
Have you been under a rock for the past month?

Just buy oil companies and log off for a year until this entire price war is over. Easy money.

>> No.18124979

Yeeeesss YEEESSSS fall my pretty
I was starting to worry I'd missed the bottom

>> No.18124981
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18124981

what will Monday look like?

>> No.18124982

OH NONONO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18124984

Not a single circuit breaker? Boring. I'm out.

>> No.18124989
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18124989

dow 23000 today, we pumping hard to overcome the opening
screen cap this

>> No.18124990

>>18124921
are you kidding? you think companies that contract 50% in a crash are not going to cut divvies massively

>> No.18124991

>>18124667
based and creditpilled

>> No.18124993

DOW needs to just get rid of Boeing. Almost all of its volatility is coming from that single parasite index.

>> No.18124994
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18124994

The only thing I don't like about this market is that I miss /smg/ slow and comfy threads.

>> No.18124996
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18124996

NOT
SO
FAST
BOBO

>> No.18124999
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18124999

>> No.18125000
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18125000

>LOOK AT THE FUTURES RED DAY INCOMING!
>I warned everyone to not fight the pump
>DOW is going up already
Eat this fucking loss you fucking idiots.

>> No.18125002

So many threads so little money

>> No.18125001

lmao my stocks are already almost recovered get fucked bobros

>> No.18125003

>>18124981
Bloodbath

>> No.18125004

>>18124996
wait 15 minutes

>> No.18125005

why did VIX drop so much, someone explain

>> No.18125008
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18125008

>> No.18125009

>>18124993
Or you can just stop following the boomer DOW

>> No.18125010

>>18124993
Imagine buying a price-weighed ETF instead of a sane one.

>> No.18125011

>>18124933
Holding at 22.71

>> No.18125014

>>18124993
too big to fail

>> No.18125015
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18125015

>-3%
>OMGGGGG WE'RE CRASHNG LET'S PANICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC SELL SELL SEeEeEeEeELLLLLLLL
lmao the absolute state of bears.

>> No.18125016

good thing I sold my BA calls yesterday

>> No.18125017

>>18124938
It's not. The treasury wasn't expecting 3.3m They thought 2.2m. Nothing is priced in. The US response to the virus is 3rd world tier

>> No.18125018

>>18124849
ha ha, my shorts are back in profit baby!

>> No.18125020

>>18124999
Based inverse satanic trips

>> No.18125021

>>18125005
VIX is skyrocketing, its at 70

>> No.18125022

>>18124981
there is no monday

>> No.18125024

>>18124990
You think people will stop smoking, drinking, and vaping? Long MO

>> No.18125026

>>18125008
>muh stimulus
Fed didn't need stimulus to pump the fuck out of Boeing stocks. They're completely unaccountable and not subject to anybody's control.

>> No.18125028

I sold my SQQQ, SPXS and SDS. Forgive me, bobo.

>> No.18125029

Slowly we will climb out of this red pit and we are going to end the day green.

>> No.18125030

>>18124999
checked
short everything (except silver)

>> No.18125034

>>18124849
theres a thing called futures baby boy

>> No.18125035
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18125035

BRRRRRRRR

>> No.18125036

>>18125008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18125042

>>18125015
Try zooming out you tard

>> No.18125044

>>18125018
i've got a ways to go, i'm gonna need some more bog domps

>> No.18125045

>>18125028
pathetic

>> No.18125048

>>18125008
>no bailouts for airlines
Everyone is now PanAm

>> No.18125051
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18125051

>>18125030
>>18124999
forgot obligatory bobo

>> No.18125052

>>18125021
65.9

>> No.18125055

>>18125029
Probably true, but Monday will be a descent into hell

>> No.18125056

>>18124470
Market is still deeply confused this morning. If your a bull who is already in, maybe wait to see if theres a Stim Bump this morning. Cash out if it drop after Stim passes congress.

>>18124478
That.. is priceless.

>>18124489
wait for the bottom laddies. Steady... steady..

>> No.18125058

>>18125008
Wait, are airlines not being bailed out but cruise lines are? What is this clownery

>> No.18125062

>>18125052
69,10 for me

>> No.18125065
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18125065

WE TRIED TO WARN YOU BULLFAGS

>> No.18125066

>>18125008
:O BIG IF TRUE

>> No.18125067

here it comes

>> No.18125072

The today's dip is priced in, keep buying

>> No.18125073
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18125073

>>18124996

>> No.18125074

OH NO NO NO HERE WE GO AGAIN BULLBROS

>> No.18125075

>>18125005
the CBOE one dropped from 70 to 67, which one are you tracking?

>> No.18125078

>>18125008
Thank fucking god.

>> No.18125079

>>18125067
what is cooming?

>> No.18125080

>>18125058
Boomers use cruises as their mobile senior homes and just keep riding on them till they die.

>> No.18125081

Based Bojo Bug strikes again

>> No.18125082

>>18125000
>>18125015
Bulls in desperate denial

>> No.18125083

>>18125042
We've had 3 green days, retard

>> No.18125087

what cheapies should I pick up? trying to hold long

>> No.18125088

>>18125008
Who says the government will bailout airlines? Boeing doesn't need bailouts because it's a strong company.

>> No.18125089

>>18124849
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

BULLKEK BTFO

>> No.18125090

anyone who couldn't see the dead cat bounce coming from a mile away deserves to have every cent they've ever owned appropriated from them and showered onto the streets like a giant free money parade

>> No.18125091
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18125091

I am... inevitable.

>> No.18125092
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18125092

>>18125075
YOU TOLD ME EVERYTHING WAS GOING BACK TO NORMAL THEN I ZOOMED OUT
I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
MY WIFE IS GOING TO LEAVE ME
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.18125095

>>18125028
I'm close to doing the same :(

>> No.18125096

>>18125058
Cruises arent being bailed out, i think

>> No.18125099

KEEP GOING DOWN I NEED TO DUMP SQQQ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18125102

BULLS GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18125106

HERE WE GO

>> No.18125110

Computer trading should be illegal. Maybe the market would be more rational then.

>> No.18125111

I've lost 3k on 4/3 puts this week. Do I use this dip to bail with slightly less of a loss, or do I hold through the weekend?

>> No.18125113

>>18124428
*Inhales*
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18125114

>>18125080
I've met a lady that lives on them exclusively.

>> No.18125115

>>18125000
This did not age well

>> No.18125117

The one stock I have performing well today had been plaguing me the past few days. Go figure.

>> No.18125119

>>18125083
Wow three green days!? Everything must be fine now!!!!

>> No.18125121

Who else all in spxl?

>> No.18125122

>>18125087
>>18125088
>>18125089
>>18125090
>>18125091
>>18125092
>>18125095
>>18125096
>>18125099
>>18125102
>>18125106
>>18125110
>>18125111
priced in

>> No.18125126

>>18125083
>Fell for the obvious bulltrap
C O P E
O
P
E

>> No.18125128

>>18125122
priced in

>> No.18125130

>>18124654
SInger for AC/DC.

>> No.18125131

I HOPE YOU SOLD YESTERDAY BULLNIGGERS

>> No.18125132

>>18124788
Day traders fucked. Assholes looking to build a nice portfolio that will give them a nice retirement someday aren't so fucked yet

>> No.18125133
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18125133

Fuck it I'm going in Boyz got sqqq at 20 let's gooooooooooooooooo! 5k in

>> No.18125134
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18125134

-1000

-1000

-1000

-1000

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18125138

TRUMP SAID WE GOOD AND EVERYONE IS DYING TO WORK....I SOLD MY HOUSE, I CASHED OUT MY 401K TO INVEST IN THE STOCK...............

>> No.18125139

i would need an -85% dump to come even on my leveraged shorts from last week, big opsie

>> No.18125141

>>18125110
It really should be illegal.

>> No.18125143
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18125143

>>18125128

>> No.18125145

>>18125114
Freedom Ship. Remember that thing?

>> No.18125147

>>18125119
You're the one thinking 1 possible red day = end of the world

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18125152

>>18125121
LIKE A ROLLING STONE

>> No.18125154

>>18125126
Falling for the bull trap was priced in, this is the bear trap

>> No.18125155

this market really wants to bull at the first opportunity lol

>> No.18125158

>>18125133
Retard

>> No.18125160
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18125160

Threadly reminder

>> No.18125163

>>18125133
You are going to get rich today my bo

>> No.18125166

>>18125131
I did, and hedged myself with SPXU at the S&P highs. I'm going to do the same thing at the low today and buy some more SPXL assuming that the relief bill gets passed today and results in a small pump.

>> No.18125167

>>18125122
the only thing priced in is the feds ability to print unlimited money. Yesterday was the top.

>> No.18125168

>>18125139
Should’ve increased your exposure dumbshit

>> No.18125169

the bull cope i`ts alredy priced in

>> No.18125172

>>18124593
priced in
r
i
c
e
d

i
n

>> No.18125173

is 200 spy 1st may a stretch?

>> No.18125177
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18125177

BULLS ARE LOSING IT
OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.18125180
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18125180

>>18125160
FIXED

>> No.18125183

>>18125131
I did, at noon with 10% gains

>> No.18125186

>>18125168
im aware now lol

>> No.18125191

>>18125134
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>> No.18125192

H-HOLD ON BEARBROS WE DONT NEED TO CRASH THE MARKET SO SOON LETS TALK ABOUT THIS

>> No.18125196

>>18125143
FUCK

>> No.18125199

>>18125160
delusion

>> No.18125202

If Boris Johnson dying bearish or bullish?

>> No.18125204

>>18125143
Fuck how do you draw so neatly with the snip tool. This surely isn't priced in.

>> No.18125205

>>18125147
I said zoom out because im looking at the trend as a whole, you troglodyte

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18125207

>>18125163
Praise be onto Bobo

>> No.18125208
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18125208

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18125210

>>18125192
The time for talking is over. Sleep now.

>> No.18125212
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18125212

SPY is crashing bobros.

>> No.18125213

Holy shit, what actually caused this? I'm new and I'm just seeing a whole lot of tards pulling out of a good one. Still personally in the green.

>> No.18125218

>>18125202
bullish it's already been priced in

>> No.18125219

>>18125145
Ironically, if nobody is infected the ocean is the best place to be for the next 2 years

>> No.18125220

OH NO NO NO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18125221

>>18125191
Delusional. Go to sleep kid this isn't a shitcoin with a 1mm market cap.

>> No.18125224

THANKS FOR GETTING NICE AND FAT FOR ME BULLFAGS

>> No.18125226
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>> No.18125228

>>18125134
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18125230

>SELL MY SHORTS TO BUY LONG ANTICIPATING THE PUMP
>THE PUMP DOESN'T COME
>SELL MY LONGS TO BUY SHORTS
COME ON POWELL I KNOW YOU FUCKING KNOW I HAVE SHORTS NOW PUMP IT YOU FUCKER BANKRUPT ME GO AHEAD FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18125229

>>18125204
It's the default pen from Tegaki on 4chanx kek

>> No.18125234

GO DOWN YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.18125238
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>> No.18125240
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18125240

Why did I only buy $50 SQQQ

>> No.18125241

>>18125202
Bearish as fuck. Any western leader biting the dust is sure to upset markets.

>> No.18125242

>>18125213
3 green days, people are taking profit
Friday, people don't want to be bag holding over the weekend
Boris Johnson has the Rona

>> No.18125244

>>18125213
JEROME SPOTTED

CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO

>> No.18125247

>>18125213
Dead cat bounce

>> No.18125249

>>18125213
>every country is shut down
>number of people dying and getting sick is rising exponentially
>whats causing this

>> No.18125267

>>18125202
Hope he dies

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18125269

'e bought ze dip?

>> No.18125271

>>18125230
just hold shorts a month out you fucking newfag

>> No.18125272

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>>18125265
new thread
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new thread
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new thread

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18125279

what is this pattern called

>> No.18125281

>>18125167
Going to get my cdl just so I can charge new yorkers 30k a load to drop food of at the curb in my hazmat suit.

>> No.18125282

You bobos will be fucked by this afternoon.

>> No.18125288

>>18125279
the bridge between worlds

>> No.18125290

>>18125213
People are still very fearful. Look at the panic sell-off Wednesday afternoon before the close. Overall, they were getting slightly greedy and FOMO'd this past week to ride the rally up, but are now taking their profits. They know the underlying economic situation is a precipitous ledge for markets, and don't want to take the risk of losing their gains from the past week. The bottom hasn't been tested properly yet, but the Fed's Unlimited Asset Works technique does throw a monkey wrench into the picture.

>> No.18125293

>>18125241
He's only 55.

Holy shit he's younger than my parents.

>> No.18125300

again, 200 spy, is it realistic?

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18125306

Halfway to the first breaker, comeon Bobros we got this

>> No.18125319

>>18125279
do the bartman

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18125330

>tfw I have $8k in SQQQ
>tfw I put up with 2 days of cocky bull abuse

>> No.18125342

>>18124601
“The bear will forever leave its cave “

>> No.18125345

>>18125249
So, panic and manipulation.

>> No.18125366

>>18125213
price moves in waves

>> No.18125374

Remember, it's Friday. AKA Pump day.

>> No.18125377

>>18125242
Best answer I've heard so far.

>> No.18125399

>>18125300
the price of the options reflect the likelyhood, why are you asking us? the market is telling you very clearly how realistic it is, RETARD

>> No.18125407

>>18124675
Call prices are probably already raised you should have been doing this during the pump time so you could sell either today or monday

>> No.18125411

OH NO NO NO BOBROS WE GOT TOO MODEST

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18125423

CLACKPOSTER WAS RIGHT
I REPEAT CLACKPOSTER WAS RIGHT

>> No.18125443

>>18125279
Literally the Nikkei from day to day

>> No.18125445

>>18125242
boris dying would be good for the economy though

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IS IT GONNA BE GREEN OR RED GODDAMMIT

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JEROME TAKE YOUR FINGER OFF THE PRINTER

>> No.18125553

>>18125445
In a non-clownworld maybe

>> No.18125577

SDC massive gains!

>> No.18125638

Rally before the close and then crash either at the end or over the weekend?

>> No.18125652

Robinhood is real fucking garbage. Claiming I can't sell shares of a stock I clearly own and can't even generate the popup explaining why.

>> No.18125717

>>18125652
Check your pattern day trades.

>> No.18125751

>>18125717
Still have all three to use and I bought these yesterday.

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18125949

You thought it was all priced in.
You thought printing infinie amounts of worthless funny money was gonna stop a pandemic.
You thought you made a smart purchase for once in your life.
Now suffer.
Dömp eet.

>> No.18125982

>>18125160
based

>> No.18125987

AOC getting worked up

>> No.18126295

>>18124933
hodling since 29 thought the world was ending

>> No.18126530

>>18126295
You really should’ve sold at a loss man

>> No.18127476

>>18124572
No ones going to talk about gush going from pennies to 16$? I know the market is volatile and I'm a nufaggot but is this just the day things are?