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>> No.18123671

>>18123660
I can't wait till all the boomers die off

>> No.18123678

Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
>Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
>Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
>Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?
Which cheap, high reward stocks should I go all in on?

>> No.18123685

>>18123678
AGNC

>> No.18123687
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18123687

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18123689

FTSE down over 5%

Bullfags BTFO

>> No.18123692

SQQQLDIERS REPORT IN

>> No.18123694

>>18123678
Fitbit and gpro

>> No.18123698

>a virus that kills retirees and diverse urban youths
tell me how this isn't bullish long term

>> No.18123701

>>18123671
you'll never escape the eternal boomer, r*ddit

>> No.18123703

>>18123692
20.98 reporting in

>> No.18123706

>>18123692
Reporting in.

>> No.18123712

>>18123685
>almost at its pre-crisis levels

Nah, not enough risk for me, desu.

>> No.18123717

Reminder that SPY is going to 277 before this bull trap is over.

>> No.18123718

>>18123692
eat my shorts standing by

>> No.18123720

>>18123678
FANG (the oil co)

>> No.18123724
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18123724

Jerome. Could you not?

>> No.18123726

>>18123692
HOLDING FROM WEDNESDAY SIR. WE ARE PINNED DOWN OVER HERE. NEED BAD CORONA NEWS TIME NOW FIRE FOR EFFECT DANGER CLOSE I REPEAT DANGER CLOSE

>> No.18123731
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>>18123692
reporting

>> No.18123732
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18123732

>>18123689
Nice market you have there, chap. It would be a shame if someone, pumped the shit out of it. See you in an hour.

>> No.18123736

>>18123701
I'm not from reddit, I'm a zoomer from iFunny

>> No.18123737

>>18123689
Not worth jumping in until it hits 5000 again

>> No.18123740

>>18123717
You got bogged, accept it.

>> No.18123741

>>18123692
holding my bags since $29

>> No.18123748

>>18123692
BAGHOLDING AT 28
IRON HANDS MY FRIENDS

>> No.18123749

>>18123698
everything's bullish long term, we're still correcting

>> No.18123751

>>18123720
Thanks, my guy.

>> No.18123754
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18123754

>>18123692
>>18123703
>>18123706
>>18123718
>>18123726

>> No.18123756

Dow will fall 11.7% on monday

>> No.18123758

>>18123585
I bought puts Monday after losing 90% of my investment, and then I lost another 5% over the last two days. I had $6000 last week and now I only have $150. I've been larping as a delusional Qtard permabull the entire week and spreading blatant disinformation and fomo. For example:
>Yep. If you didn't buy Tues or Wed, you missed the bottom. Good job retards.
And
>China is basically back up and running, and the US will be returning to work sooner than expected. People have realized this has all been a big nothingburger, just overhyped hysterical media trash.

It's been fun.

>> No.18123759

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.18123764

Do I hold/go cash/or buy inverse ETFs

>> No.18123768

>>18123692
Average price of 25 and comfy. I may even pick up some cheapies today if the circus is still in town

>> No.18123769

>>18123756
No.
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.18123771

>>18123756

Witnessed

>> No.18123772

>>18123741
>>18123748
I’m a bear but lmao

>> No.18123773

>>18123756
I’d rather trade today’s circuit breaker for monday’s double circuit breaker.

>> No.18123775
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>>18123726
MY SACRIFICE WILL BRING ABOUT AN ERA OF JIHAD ON THE MARKET KIKES
ALLAH ALLAH

>> No.18123782
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18123782

>>18123692
Bag holding at 24.77

Who poorfag here?

>> No.18123784

>>18123726
ive been in the shit since tuesday private
>>18123741
>>18123748
what we do in life echoes in eternity, brothers

>> No.18123785

>>18123740
I'm in cash baby after dropping of all my SQQQ at $30. Not going to buy more over $17.

>> No.18123787

>>18123758
you're about to go 3 for 3 on being wrong

>> No.18123788
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18123788

>They priced everything in?
>Price it out.
>Everything.

>> No.18123790

>>18123756
k. keep me posted

>> No.18123791
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18123791

>>18123772

>> No.18123792

I have SPY puts expiring today, and they’re more than 20% OTM, why the fuck do they still have bids at all?

>> No.18123794

Did Jerome turn the printer on early? I got some of yesterday's gains back

>> No.18123796

The pandemic is fucking over why dont you bear niggers go back to the cave

>> No.18123798

>>18123788
keked and checked

>> No.18123800
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18123800

Tell me the truth guys.

Do these people pump so they could dump their bags at a higher price?

>> No.18123803
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18123803

Why wasnt boris Johnson getting coronavirus priced in?

>> No.18123809

>>18123792
Wsb autists

>> No.18123811
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18123811

>>18123788
checked

>> No.18123812

Here come the green dildos.

And you fucking retards want to fight the pump. I warned you.

>> No.18123813
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18123813

>>18123796
>The pandemic is fucking over why dont you bear niggers go back to the cave

>> No.18123814

>>18123741
>>18123748

MAN DOWN! WE GOT CASUALTIES HERE!

>> No.18123815

>>18123788
Kek

>> No.18123817

>>18123796
AHAHAHAha

>> No.18123821
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18123821

>>18123726
FUR DIE VATERLAND!


EIN VOLK
EIN GOTT
EIN BÄR!!

>> No.18123825

>>18123800
Now you're starting to get it

>> No.18123827
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>>18123803
It was, you are just too low IQ to see it.

>> No.18123828

>>18123792
Some people might want to day trade them.

>> No.18123829

>>18123787
That's the point retard

>> No.18123831
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18123831

>>18123796
t.

>> No.18123833

Should I buy SPXU?

>> No.18123839

THE MARKETS ARE INFORMATIONALlY EFFICIENT

THE PRICE IS RIGHT

EVERYTHING IS ALREADY PRICED IN

>> No.18123843

>>18123660
The Dutch government is actually rather honest at the moment. Minister of Finance already said that we have enough to make it for maybe 3 months max like this. The calculation department already estimates a economic downturn between 2 and 10 percent. Lastly, the president of the Dutch central bank openly said that what the ECB is doing (buying shit from shit countries) is dangerous and we should not be doing it.

This while other governments imply it will all be fine soon yadayada. How are yours handling it and how does it affect the stonks?

>> No.18123842

>>18123813
>>18123817
You all got btfo all week and now decide to come back even after taking a ass beating. The bull is on the rise and there's nothing stopping it

>> No.18123845

>>18123678
Oil
Drones
Funeral

>> No.18123846
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18123846

>>18123803
He got too cocky!

>> No.18123848

>>18123821
>die
I don't speak a lick of g*rman and I know this is grammatically incorrect.

>> No.18123850

>>18123800
>800
This is nothing in the context of the current volatility. Get your shit together, fucking brainlets.

>> No.18123852

>>18123833
nah

>> No.18123855

>>18123848
omg shtu the fuck up with your genders.

>> No.18123856

>>18123833
too late shouldve bought yesterday

>> No.18123857
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18123857

>>18123821
>EIN GOTT

>> No.18123859
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18123859

I am admiditly a tourist. I stopped comming to this site years and years ago and I just want to say biz is with out a doubt the last bastion of premium content on this god forsaken website.

God bless you all, /biz/ anons, god bless you all.

>> No.18123861

We got too cocky bearbros!!

>> No.18123862

>>18123800
Of course.

>>18123842
lol I'm still in the Green

>> No.18123868

>>18123833
yes

>> No.18123869
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>>18123813
>>18123831
>being more ass-pained by Trump then the pandemic
>approval rating still up
Anti-trumpfsters right now.

>> No.18123872
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>>18123732
>haha green line go up me have many dollar but dollar have no buy power no more
is $20 bread really worth that +3%

>> No.18123882
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18123882

Next weeks peak will rip and tear bull assholes

>> No.18123885
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18123885

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM

TELL ME BROS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN1WwnEDWAM

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO

>> No.18123887
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>>18123796
>over
you niggas have more cases than china, GROWING EXPONENTIALLY LMAO

youre so fucked you cannot comprehend

>> No.18123890

>>18123821
Is that a Flemish flag on a nazi plane? Was that a thing?

>> No.18123895

>>18123803
the market wants to crash, every reason is a good reason at this point. but fucking warthog jerome won't let it, brrring billions. I wonder how well will their strategy of extinguishing a fire with gasoline work

>> No.18123897

>>18123843
Well states are shutting down left and right, including our epicenters, unemployment is skyrocketing and so is the DOW so I'd say we're doing real swell.

>> No.18123898

Give me one fucking reason why I shouldn't go all in on JNUG.

>> No.18123901

>>18123882
Bullish

>> No.18123904

>>18123887
>being a coronadoomer
based
>believing china's numbers
?????

>> No.18123905
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>>18123859
Cool but don't tell anyone about this place. We can't keep getting more retarded newfags and bears raping themselves.

>> No.18123909
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18123909

Jerome, would you kindly pump the market?

>> No.18123910

>MNUCHIN SAYS BOEING HAS SAID THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF USING FEDERAL MONEY
KEK

>> No.18123912

>>18123897
It's PRICED IN

>> No.18123913
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18123913

BOBOS, WILL WE HAVE ANOTHER DAY LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE?

>> No.18123915

Bears really should beg for bad news to dump the market. Bad news has only pumped it. Bears should hope for good news and and a national rosy outlook. THAT is when it will really dump.

>> No.18123916

>>18123692
Standing by.

>> No.18123918

>>18123898
well its going to go to x2 leverage soon, for one

>> No.18123920

>>18123897
But the Don said everything will be back on track by Easter!

Really curious what will happen if he can't keep his promise.

>> No.18123923

>>18123859
/o/ is pretty good, too

>> No.18123924

>>18123843
based dutch

>> No.18123925

>>18123882
What are the yearly spikes from? Tradies not working over the winter?

>> No.18123926

>>18123698
Sauce on the urban yoots part?

>> No.18123927

>>18123910
It doesn't matter what they say about Boeing, just as long as they mention it. The government will never let Boeing fail.

>> No.18123928

BOBO
O
B
O

>> No.18123929

>>18123882
So fucking bullish. Going all in on calls right now

>> No.18123930
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18123930

some have managed to flatten the curve.

NOT THE BURGERS THOUGH

IF LINE GO UP, STOCK MARKET GO UP

>> No.18123932

>>18123918
why?

>> No.18123935

IMAGINE
HAVING
MONEY
IN
THIS
CLOWN
FIESTA
MARKET
OHNONONONONONONONONONO

>> No.18123938

>>18123920
Honestly won't happen since dems think they can take their time and negotiate in the middle of a crisis.

>> No.18123939

>>18123932
https://www.thestreet.com/etffocus/trade-ideas/gold-etfs-jnug-nugt-reduce-leverage-as-derivatives-market-gets-wonky

>> No.18123948

Trump has corona virus. Price it in now or regret it.

>> No.18123953

>>18123930
everyone in grey is lying or not testing

>> No.18123955

>>18123939
What cheap, high risk stocks should I go all in on today?

>> No.18123963

>>18123955
NONE OF EM

>> No.18123972
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>>18123913
God I hope so. I could really go for another -3000 day.

>>18123923
Hell/o/

>> No.18123975

>>18123882
priced in

>> No.18123976
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18123976

Some of you are alright, but some of you are the stupidest And most arrogant motherfuckers we’ve ever had on this general, and need to go right the fuck back where you came from.

>>18123930
Hello friend, you’ve seen very creative and intelligent. Are you perhaps Australian? Or where are you from?

>> No.18123981

>>18123972
-5000 day

>> No.18123984

>>18123972
doc this dose kinda tastes weird

>> No.18123986
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I'm just selling it all today

>> No.18123987
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18123987

Why is everybody here ignoring anything with more than a year in horizon?

>> No.18123988

THEY'RE MY TRUMPBUX AND I WANT THEM NOW REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

>> No.18123992

>>18123925
Yeah. Construction slows down up north, Christmas retail temp jobs end, etc.

>> No.18123993

Boris Johnson has tested positive for corona virus.

>> No.18123995
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>>18123915
stop trying to trick is cow boi

>> No.18123996

>>18123887
China could have upwards of 20 million dead.
20 million mobile phone accounts, which are tied to government ID, just terminated.

It's difficult as a westerner to comprehend how many people there are in China but please take note of that fact that over the course of 3 months 2.5 million people would've died of natural causes, just based off of 2018 numbers. I'm pretty sure the death rate in China went up in 2019.

>> No.18124006

>>18123955
I don't think today is the day to buy. I think today will be moderately red. Monday will probably be better for buying.

>> No.18124007

>>18123993
unironically priced in at this point

>> No.18124008

>>18123955
SDOW

>> No.18124011

>>18123939
Even if the stock bounces back a few dollars I can turn a huge profit. Besides, when the dollar collapses gold will be in high demand, and gold miners will have work for days.

>> No.18124012

>>18123993
t. slowpoke

>> No.18124013

>>18123988
Just wait for the House to vote down the bill today.

>> No.18124015

>>18123930
Can we get per capita please. No? Ah it's propaganda

>> No.18124022

Why are we so bullish?
Corona keeps getting worse

>> No.18124027

>>18124022
P
I

>> No.18124028

>>18124011
if the dollar collapses your JNUGshit will be worthless retard

>> No.18124032

>>18123692
25 bagholder diamond hand here

>> No.18124035

>>18123976
Says the phoneposting fucking retard.

>> No.18124036

>>18123972
kek

>> No.18124042
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>>18124022
Easter reopening?

>> No.18124045

>>18124028
Then, it doesn't fucking matter at that point. All my savings and equity will be fucking worthless. We're all fucked in that scenario.

>> No.18124046

Thoughts on Norwegian Cruise lines guys? Thinking about getting them and USO today if we are really down?

>> No.18124047

>>18124022
Fed detached the market from reality and is controlling it like some dystopian authoritative mad man

>> No.18124049

>(+8.25%) After Hours
does jerome have corona, why isnt he evaporating my after hours gains yet

>> No.18124054
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>>18124022
Literally nobody is bullish. Nobody. It's all just fed pumping money into the market and hoping for the best.

>> No.18124056
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18124056

-3.20
We're breaking resistance levels.

>> No.18124058

Probably a retarded question, but why are some options worth 0 when theyre itm and expire in the future? Like, in may?

>> No.18124061

>>18123987
that's a man

>> No.18124062

>>18124006
I think today will end down modestly maybe -1% then Monday will be up 5%+

>> No.18124067

>>18124045
you just said, "when the dollar collapses..."

>> No.18124071
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Why didnt the printer work this day?

>> No.18124074

>>18123689
Boris Bug priced in

>> No.18124077
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>>18124058
>expire in the future
Can you possibly guess?

>> No.18124079

>>18124013
I seem to be one of the few that actually want it to fail.
It's a blend of communism and criminal kickbacks.

>> No.18124080

>>18124071
It only became a literally infinite printer monday

>> No.18124082

>>18123856
Can I still buy?

>> No.18124084

>>18124071
Lol, that was the day the retard caused bulls to push the ejector seat

>> No.18124086

>>18123905
I'm a new /biz/ fag but I respect this board :)

>> No.18124091

>>18124071
This was such a good day

>> No.18124093
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>>18124015
this

>> No.18124094

>>18124067
In the situation that it doesn't, I can easily make money buying these high risk stocks. In the meantime I will milk the market as much as I can and ride it out. When things get too hectic--more than it has been over the past few weeks--I'll abandon ship and go buy a gun and ammo.

>> No.18124095
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>>18124022
We've all been accepted to the Parisian clown college and by the end of the journey we will graduate it as valedictorians.

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18124097

Enjoying the bear trap lads?

>> No.18124099
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>>18123972
-10000 a day please

>> No.18124100

>>18124071
It got jammed I think

>> No.18124103

>>18124015
litelally 0,1 % of chink population are affected, LMAO

flendly leminder that vilus is a led helling

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>>18124071
Printer takes some time to boot up

>> No.18124107

>>18124099
trump would have to cough up a lung during the press conference for that to happen bobro

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>>18124015
Here's the only one that matters.

>> No.18124110
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18124110

>>18124035
And where are you from clever man?
Have you noticed that nearly all of your posts contain the word retard?

I’ve been noticing a poster lately who calls everyone a retard. Lately, a poster who thinks every dead count bounce is fed intervention has also been calling everyone a retard or a moron.

I simply MUST hear more of his insights!!
Are you perhaps the same poster?

>> No.18124118

>>18124094
might want to buy that gun now if you dont have one, the NICS check that normally takes a 10 minute phone call in the gun shop is taking over 7 days to process due to backlog and that timeline is only going up

>> No.18124119

>>18123842
> Bull get btfo all month
> Has a baby pump
> Thinks any actual bull case exists when the entire economy is shut down with over 3.3 million unemployed
You're fucking retarded.

>> No.18124120

How do I short Chyna?

>> No.18124121

>>18123913
That's once in a lifetime opportunity.

Nope. Move on.

>> No.18124122
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>>18124109
>implying

>> No.18124129
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>>18124054
do not doubt the stupiditiy of some of these absolute retards with a folder full of bullkek images. Some of them definitely believe the shitposting

>> No.18124131

>>18124093
GIVE. US. TIME.

>> No.18124132
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18124132

Why do you only play bear or bull? Why not just be an oppurtunist?

>> No.18124133

>>18124110
why do I imagine you as a 329 pound man sitting in front of his computer wearing nothing but cat ears?

>> No.18124136
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>>18124097
Fuck you retard I don't even hold shorts anymore but that doesn't change the fact this market is literally on a respirator.

>> No.18124139
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18124139

WHAT IS THIS GOING TO DO TO MY ONE CITIGROUP SHARE
OH GOD IT'S MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO

>> No.18124140

>>18124121
nice try bulltard we're going for triple breakers before this cycle is through

>> No.18124141

>>18124119
I literally went to the mall and everyone is still shopping. How about you leave your fucking crypt and smell the sunshine nigger. No one is shutdown.

>> No.18124142

What fucking stocks do I buy

>> No.18124147
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>>18124110
Calling every up a dead cat bounce is just a way for retards to feel like they know what's going on.

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>>18123913
You know whats worse than not taking this opportunity? taking it and then losing it all again

>> No.18124149

>>18124132
Bears are the opportunist.

>> No.18124150

>>18124129
The government is trying to keep the markets afloat so that boomers don't lose their entire life's savings and retirement funds. Might as well take advantage of this artificial demand for stocks. The natural order of things ceased to be several weeks ago, friend.

>> No.18124152

>>18123788
Thank you Bogdanov.

>> No.18124154

>>18124120
become a mongol, kill every man above 5'5''

>> No.18124156
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>> No.18124157

>>18124058
example?

>> No.18124160

Looks like the market went up a little to much recently

>> No.18124162

Anyone here ever had a footjob irl

>> No.18124163

>>18124133
Probably because he is, just in the scrawny, skeletal, dysgenic phoneposting sniveling know-it-all form.

>> No.18124168
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18124168

Thoughts on Norwegian Cruise lines guys? Thinking about getting them and USO today if we are really down????

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18124170

>>18124147
every up is a dead cat bounce eventually anon

>> No.18124171

So on a local commercial for car dealership they said "in this hard time we want to make sure our customers are comfortable" and went on about no payments for 6 months.

Is there a way i can jew this to where i dont pay for 6 months and just drop the cash on them on the first payment and avoid their interest retardation

>> No.18124172

>>18124162
i have never even held a girl's hand, anon.

>> No.18124174
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18124174

>>18124071
>still remember the circuit breakers day like it was yesterday
>watch charts get demolished across the world
>can't act because my new broker did not approve my deposit yet
>begin to short the market
>it goes up
>it goes up
>it goes up

>> No.18124175

>>18124162
Weird but still got off

>> No.18124176

>>18124142
You hold cash because that has least potential to suddenly dump on you. Atleast today.

>> No.18124179

>>18124172
Based

>> No.18124181

>>18123788
>>18123811
Thank you G.E. Boggef.

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18124183

how long until green? my guess is next friday :)

>> No.18124184

>>18124015
youre right, dat bloomberg propaganda

good ol michael shitposting again

>> No.18124185

>>18124141
What flyover state do you live in?

>> No.18124186

Is yellowstone erupting this year priced in?

>> No.18124193

>>18124186
Is the heat death of the universe priced in?

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>>18124193
yes

>> No.18124198

>>18124186
Everything is priced in. Upcoming WW3 is priced in too. That one thing that no one expects is priced in too. Everything unpriced in is priced in.
We have reached quantum pricing.

>> No.18124203

>>18124193
Unnironically yes.

>> No.18124205

>>18124157
Sdow calls for may 19 strike price of 49 worth 0

>> No.18124208

>>18124150
>The natural order
you're right but make no mistake. This is artifical. Even the fed can't keep up this charade forever. There is a limit and that is when reality will come at us fast and this propped up rotting corpse of an economy craters into the center of the universe.

>> No.18124210

>>18124193
It's going to be the big crunch beartard. Buy the quark dip.

>> No.18124214

>>18123671
And replaced with immigrants? Why?

>> No.18124215

>>18124183
most of them are dead no? they dont trade anymore when 0,001 is set

>> No.18124218
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18124218

>>18124198
>PRICED IN

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>>18124136
>Fuck you retard I don't even hold shorts anymore
If you are so sure about the market crashing, then why aren't you holding shorts? I'm longing the market, I have $400,000 in line on oil stocks, I also have more than that invested in airlines, biotech, med, and retail.

>but that doesn't change the fact this market is literally on a respirator.
How can you be so sure?

>> No.18124225

>>18124193
Is the infinite and repeated development of the Boltzmann brain priced in?

>> No.18124231

>>18124183
fuck me thats scary, is there a separate application process that is required in order to trade these things? (like cfds with some brokerages)

>> No.18124232

>>18124162
Yeah once, the idea was sexy at first my girl was wearing pantyhose and I was excited for it, but it wasn’t really comfortable and I didn’t get much pleasure from it, so I made her suck me off instead

>> No.18124235

>>18124223
bagholder's cope

>> No.18124237
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Is there a place I can see planned/scheduled FED injections?

>> No.18124238

>>18123692
Bought yesterday but only $50 worth because I've never shorted anything and I'm a pussy.

>> No.18124239

>>18123720
LOL. Oil is about to drop... Again

>> No.18124240

is the renunciation of the abolisment of slavery priced in?

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>>18124193
Heat death is a debunked theory, not compatible with observations. It's just going to keep getting bigger and bigger. The Bogs are POOMPing the entire universe, Anon.

>> No.18124243

>>18124214
They keep fudging up the stock market and most world leaders are boomers

>> No.18124245

If the west is bullish is the east also bullish?
How are east asian stocks doing? Are they recovering?
They controlled the virus there already.

>> No.18124247

DUMP EED

>> No.18124250

What's the point of making money when you don't even have a loving gf to share it with?

>> No.18124251
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>>18124132
I am an opportunist, therefore I'm a bear

>> No.18124253

>>18124223
is there a history of what companies made up the dow jones by year? would be interesting to see how much its changed over time

>> No.18124257

>>18124237
Fake and gay pump at 15:30 right on schedule every fucking day.

>> No.18124264

>>18123785
It's gonna hit 25 today unless the fed pumps

>> No.18124267

In one month all will left for /biz/ is to short and long numbers of cases in USA

>> No.18124274
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18124274

>>18124251

>> No.18124275

>>18124231
yes, but you just have to be approved based on a written application, there are no requirements

>> No.18124281

>>18124147
And what do you call the retards who think every up move is fed intervention
>>18124163
New insults... and not just calling everyone a retard this time, VERY impressive!

I can’t believe you’ve figured out so much. AND you’re posting the brrrr meme, so funny! And you believe the repo operations were printing money? Tell me more!

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18124282

Good morning you fucking retarded bulls.

Remember how god damn smug you were yesterday. Enjoy the ride today pajeets.

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18124283

LMAO

>> No.18124287

>>18124250
>sharing with thots
extremely bluepilled

>> No.18124293

Futures are pointing to a 700 point drop on the markets at open.

>> No.18124294
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18124294

EOD price predictions for ford? I would be happy to see it anywhere under 5

>> No.18124296

>>18124275
i wonder if interactive brokers has access to this shit. its EU only correct?

>> No.18124300

>>18124205
I'd guess a 3x leveraged bear ETF isn't really "in the money" 2 months from now if it is in the money today?

>> No.18124301

>>18124283
So does the Health Secretary just 10 minutes ago

>> No.18124303

>>18123987
We can't even make predictions 2 weeks into the future, how are you supposed to predict the next year?

>> No.18124304

LEON COOPERMAN HAS CALLED THE BOTTOM

EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN

I REPEAT

EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN

THERE IS NO FURTHER TO FALL

THIS BULL MARKET WILL SOAR

>> No.18124306

>>18123692
20.9 reporting in bobos day has come

>> No.18124310

>>18124282
Threadly reminder that that graph only applies to bubbles not volatile markets and contraction phases.

>> No.18124312

>>18124250
you can buy a gf

>> No.18124314

>>18124283
Extremelly bullish.

>> No.18124318

can we hit at least 2 circuit breaker today pls

>> No.18124322

>>18124287
I'm so fucking lonely, bro

>> No.18124324

>>18124281
You call them retards.

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18124325

>>18124294
what's wrong with ford? I don't really keep up with them but I bought an absolute cock ton of their stock at 1.80 in like 2008 that I plan on keeping in my portfolio forever

>> No.18124326

Bear bro’s don’t you love when your predictions seem to pan out :)

>> No.18124327

>>18124281
>And you believe the repo operations were printing money?
Please do tell me how do you think fed has 10 trillion laying around.

>> No.18124328

>>18124283
Yup that's a bullish sign.

>> No.18124330

>>18124231
u just have click yes a few times, on questions about how u understand leverage and stuff

>> No.18124331

>>18124287
>if you make a lot of money on stocks she'll spend it
>if you lose money she'll leave you
women are like a /biz/ tier investment tbqh

>> No.18124332

>>18124283
Was this priced in?

>> No.18124333

>>18124214
because he's a 40 year old fat german woman who wants to get married

>> No.18124334
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>>18124318
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>> No.18124335

I'm hoping we hit a limit down before open.

>> No.18124336

Ford might open sub 5 :)

>> No.18124340

Either Jerome broke that printer of we going to see a major bear trap today

>> No.18124341
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>>18124235
>bagholder's cope
Says the one who's afraid to short.

>> No.18124346

>>18124331
PURCHASE ANON
PURCHASE
Investment implies a return of money.

>> No.18124348

>>18124310
>Reminder that the DOW has been a bubble since 2001

>> No.18124355

People thinking it’s a bull market again is priced in, prepare to get fucked bulls

>> No.18124357

>>18124282
genuine question, how will this all not turn into a credit bubble?
more and more companies will have to resort to taking loans and grants due to insolvency issues the longer we shutdown business overall

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>>18124325
I have puts

>> No.18124360
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18124360

>>18124310
>he believed that upside down meme
>he thinks the stock market is not a bubble

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>>18124237
how can I be attracted to something, but at the same time despise its stupidity and opportunism?

>> No.18124363
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18124363

>ACB up 25% premarket
wew lad finally gonna make some money

don'd doubt the weed stocks

>> No.18124364

Please print my puts ahhhhh

>> No.18124365

>TV in the background of the CNBC's guy house has CNBC on
Based

>> No.18124369

>>18124341
I'm not that anon. I'm shorting the fuck out of this market and have at least recovered... 50% of my losses. Still down, but I have time. Will no longer hold bags for months/years, just day trade and trend following.

>> No.18124370

>>18124225
There is a Boltzmann brain where it is priced in and one where it isn't priced in.

>> No.18124372
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>>18124327
>do tell me how do you think fed has
necessitas go backo

>> No.18124374
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18124374

>(+9.18%) Pre-Market

>> No.18124377

>>18124334
.........*claaack*.....

>> No.18124380
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>>18124336
Why is Ford, A huge motor car manufacturing company, only worth $5 a share? I don't understand. Are car company stocks really that low-tier?

>> No.18124381

>>18124119
What school did you go to? You do realize that 61% of the population is still employed, right? i.e. the entire economy is not shutdown

>> No.18124382

NOK opening .10 lower then closing. Easiest red to green you'll get today.

>> No.18124384

>>18124304
He also said to be patient that this is not your last time to buy and be patient.

>said he sees an S&P range of 2,200 to 2,800 this year.
Conservative but possible

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>>18124334
>y-you didn't tell me about this dro-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18124387

>>18124170
thanks for the insight fren

>> No.18124391
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18124391

Price this in bull.

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18124392

>>18124304
LEON POOPERMAN HAD KOLD ZE BOTTOMS
EBRYFIN IS PROICED IN
I REHEAT
EBRYFIN IS PROIS IN
shut the fuck up, you mongoloid

>> No.18124395

>>18124357
meant for >>18124310

>> No.18124397

>>18124380
Ford sucks poop, the only things they have going for them are trucks and trucks are pretty gay sooo bankruptcy is inevitable really.

>> No.18124398
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18124398

When will reckless dollar printing finally reach the tipping point?

>> No.18124399

>>18124346
Why buy something that depreciates when you can rent

>> No.18124400

>>18124380
The stock price reflects that the market thinks about it's future earnings, not it's current capital.

>> No.18124402

So , if Jerome get coronated will it be bullish or bearish?

>> No.18124403

>>18124380
Share price has literally nothing to do with actual company worth.

>> No.18124405
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18124405

>bulls

>> No.18124406
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18124406

YOU BETTER START PUMPING JEROME

>> No.18124408

>>18124380
You don’t get how stocks work and that’s ok

>> No.18124413

>>18124380
Because ford has to pay 20,000,000 people pensions

>> No.18124416

>>18124282
Mmm yes the day we maybe retrace half of the gains from yesterday

>> No.18124417

I just noticed it is Friday lads

>> No.18124419

I'd like to buy SQQQ when it falls to $17, within TD Ameritrade. Can someone other than a TD Ameritrade representative help me accomplish this?

>> No.18124422

>>18124380
yes they are. They try to keep market cap high and stock price low because often they reward employees with purchase options. Go look at Honda, Toyota and GM. Usually fairly low prices.

>> No.18124423
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18124423

RUN BULLS!

RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES

GET THE FUCK OUT!

>> No.18124427
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>>18124408
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>> No.18124429

>>18124380
Most of these companies had holdings in oil. Got wrecked. Good looking buy.

>> No.18124433

>>18124417
This has felt like one of the longest months in recent memory.

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>>18124428
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new thread
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new thread
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new thread
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new thread

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>>18124419
dial 1-800-C-O-L-L-E-C-T-stocks and tell them you want to buy it

>> No.18124440

>>18124361
Serious answer: duality of man. Meme answer: haha coomer.

>> No.18124446

>>18124427
HAVE WE REACHED THE BOTTOM YET?

>> No.18124448

VXX already 10.18% up premarket.
will be selling 75% of the trade at the opening, keep that position open and follow the market down with small positions, closing as it goes down.

I think today'll be fun.

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>>18124427
Based

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>> No.18124465

>>18124380
Ford is probably the worst American auto company out there right now.

>> No.18124467

>>18124419
There are videos that show you how to navigate the site

>> No.18124468
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>>18124397
>beliving that the gubbment will ever let any of the big 3 go under.
No way in fucking hell would that ever fucking happen. 2008 should have made that blatantly apparent, there are some companies that no matter how much they suck will they ever be allowed to go away. The absolute worst case scenario is that they end up like chrysler and merged into another company.

>> No.18124469

i placed today bear SP500 with 15x levarage at 2550 lmao

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>> No.18124487

>>18124427
I unironically like those posts

>> No.18124553

When should I buy USO leap calls ?

>> No.18124563
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So let me get this right:

You buy puts on TQQQ when it's going up and you buy calls on SQQQ when it's going down?

>> No.18124569

>>18124474
this would've done wonderful things for my teenage dick

>> No.18124578

>>18124419
Why can’t you do it yourself within the app? Or am I misinterpreting your question?

>> No.18124627

>>18124360

>after blowing off 5 years of its value it’s still a bubble

How many worthless puts are you holding right now?

>> No.18124633

>>18124250
If you make enough money you can export thots to shit on your chest just like the Saudi Princes.

>> No.18124637

>>18124578
no, I'm being stupid. i just set a Buy Limit for $17. i'm good, I wasn't sure how to actually do it

>> No.18124666

New York opens in 5 minutes, will the S&P pump or dump on open?

>> No.18124669

>>18124142
Buy commodities at this point. I would suggest 30 tons of mixed Portland cement. Store in a damp basement and wait for the price to spike them sell.

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>>18124310
>implying the stock market, and almost any market, is not a bubble
kek

also - 5 MINUTES

>> No.18124678

>>18124627
it's more like 4 years and that's nothing.
Bubble + pandemic is unprecedented

>> No.18124689

>>18124666
S&P and DOW will pump like a fucking rocket, NASDAQ will be forgotten like always.

>> No.18124697

>>18124162
Grandma gave me one once. Would not recommend

>> No.18124728

>>18124093
>A communical disease takes longer to diffuse through a larger country.
Big if true

>> No.18124740

>>18124372
>necessitas go backo
my fucking sides

>> No.18124748

>>18124689
Going long so I sure hope so. If not I'm gonna punch you in the boipussy

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Now THAT'S a chart

>> No.18124790

>>18124666
Hail Satan

>>18124748
why are u listening to /biz/ just check futures yourself

>> No.18124797

I'm still holding SPCE $30
get on my level

>> No.18124808

>>18124790
Futures are fucking worthless nigger. Fed will pump.

>> No.18124827

what are some good cheapies to grab to hold long?

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YES

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DING DING DING DING MARKET OPEN

>> No.18124841

>>18124468
Then why did PanAm disappear anon!? WHY!?

>> No.18125068

>>18124184
Yeah man Bloomberg would NEVER have a political agenda you dumbfuck retard

>> No.18125086

is 200 spy by 1st may a stretch ?

>> No.18125140

>>18123764
ur late to the sqqq party

>> No.18125253

>>18124827
This. What’s a good buy to hold onto for a year plus?

>> No.18125689

>>18124841
panam was for niggers.

>> No.18125708

>>18124237
the new york fed website has a record of the open market operations, but sadly its not much help