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>> No.18116255

How long until it all crashes?

>> No.18116263
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OHHHHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18116274

>>18116255
Soon brother, soon.

Just probably not tomorrow, or hopefully monday.

>> No.18116275
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18116275

Tips for bears ITT
https://youtu.be/Q4PC8Luqiws

>> No.18116280

TELL ME WHAT LOW COST, HIGH RISK STOCKS TO GO ALL IN ON TOMORROW

>> No.18116288

FORCLOSURE CRISIS 2.0 SOON FELLOW STALKERS

>> No.18116292

Put all your money on SSP limited. They about to get bought out. You heard it here first.

>> No.18116296

>>18116255
Easter minus a few undisclosed number of days to catch you by surprise.

>> No.18116301

Why won't they talk about the severe health problems from recoveries or the significant side effects of the drugs they keep pushing at these bullshit press conferences?

>> No.18116303

>>18116255
last month

>>18116280
LCI

>> No.18116304
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I have about $200-$300 more I want to invest. Anything I should look at?

>> No.18116306
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Bros I just bought 50k of SPY puts and got this message on my phone, wtf?

>> No.18116320

>>18116306
reply with a pic of you and your bros naked

>> No.18116324

>>18116303
LCI is a solid company getting manipulated by big money.. not just on short side but also on long side now... shorts have slowly been leaving.. they know the gig is up and trend is changing

LCI to $60

>> No.18116326

>>18116245
Jesus Christ that actually fits pretty fucking well.

About as well as it fits the shape of prior crashes graph. Did you make it?

>> No.18116328
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>>18116304
KTOS
>>18116306
see pic

>> No.18116332

>>18116304
yea. using it to do a course or upgrade your skills so you aren't a poor fag

>> No.18116334

I don't respect women, bros

>> No.18116339

>>18116263
SELL
SELL
JESUS CHRIST
SELL!

>> No.18116347

LA ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

>> No.18116351
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>>18116263
I am thinking

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>>18116334
Nobody should

>> No.18116358
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18116358

priced in?

>> No.18116359

>>18116255
We're going into a recession.
Fed pump and stimulus is to stop the panic dive to the bottom, it's not going to fuel a free V recovery.

>> No.18116360

>>18116324
What stocks do you recommend?

>> No.18116363

>>18116351
N=2.2

>> No.18116368
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>>18116245
>jarts

>> No.18116372
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>>18116353
I like pregnant women

>> No.18116373

>>18116332
The 1 shares were the free ones. I'm kind of regretting oil, but I'm optimistic that once this oil war is over, that will go up. Or I wasted money in it. Probably the latter.

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>>18116255
Have you been under a rock all this time? You missed the crash like three weeks ago.

>> No.18116378

>>18116358
Priced in the water, cruises are for boomers and "traveling women"

Was never gonna make it

>> No.18116379

I feel like we hit the 7% breaker tomorrow but close down 4-5%

>> No.18116381

>>18116358
lmao I hope that's true

>> No.18116393
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18116393

Well, It was fun bobros. If PLAY doesn't go down to $14.50 I'm gonna kill myself. I spent 15k on a put that expires tomorrow. I can't bear the shame and humiliation of my family knowing I blew all the money from grandmas go fund me for chemo.

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>>18116263
>return to normal

>> No.18116395

>>18116245
THEY'RE GOING TO PUMP IT WAAAAAAAAAY BACK UP BUY EVERTHING

>> No.18116397

>>18116358
Good, fuck them and their filipino crews

>> No.18116402

>>18116372
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.18116404

>>18116358
Once those stocks plummet, I'm going in.

>> No.18116407

>>18116255
The moment your brain tells you it's safe to buy.

>> No.18116413

>>18116288
How soon?

>> No.18116417

Ahhh I don't know whether to put in a YOLO 3/27 SPY 280c or a 6/19 SPY 230c AHHHHH

>> No.18116419

>>18116393
you owe it to granny to day trade the money back faggot

>> No.18116421
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>>18116402
What are you gay? You don't like impregnating women?

>> No.18116429
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18116429

SQQQ bros.... i dont know how much longer i can take this

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>>18116413

>> No.18116437

>>18116360
hell if I know.. lately i've just been trading SPY and GME.. just holding LCI for now.. will be trading GME in and out until console launch

>> No.18116438
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>>18116417
literally flip a coin

>> No.18116440

>>18116263
Oh, say, can you say...

The sell-off starts
When the stocks start dropping.
When the stocks stop dropping,
Then the sell-off starts stopping.

>> No.18116442

Can you read the room bobros?
Everyone is feeling confident, they unironically think that was all. There isnt blood in the streets yet. Our time shall come

>> No.18116443
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18116443

Should I buy into DFEN tomorrow or is it already too late?

>> No.18116449

>>18116429
sell then pussy.

>> No.18116464

>>18116421
why would I be attracted to a pregnant one?
I can't impregnate one that is already pregnant you fucking moron

>> No.18116469
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18116469

>Ze trump tweet and bull bait worked?
>Yes
>Did we trigger ze bull run limit and trigger ze news?
>Yes
>...

>> No.18116474

>>18116442
but the question is will my 4/17 puts fuck me in the ass.

>> No.18116477

>>18116429
cmon bro we just need a triple circuit breaker day haha then another circuit breaker and we're back in business haha
>>18116442
from your lips to gods ears anon im bagholding 22.88 SPSX and 25.11 SQQQ like a retard

>> No.18116479

>>18116438
I guess I'll wake up early and see how SPY is doing premarket. If it dumps before open I'm gonna buy the 230p, if it starts pumping I'll buy the yolo call

>> No.18116480

already considered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE68xVXf8Kw

>> No.18116482

I'm sad we haven't seen the big drop yet but this gives me hope that at least some blood will be spilled.

https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1243263600950738944

>> No.18116483

>>18116360
sqqq

>> No.18116488

>>18116421
What's the point of such weak males?

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>>18116245
Zoom out faggot.

>> No.18116492

>>18116479
FLIP
A
COIN

>> No.18116508

>>18116421
BREHS

>> No.18116511
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>>18116421
based giantess octopussy

>> No.18116512

>>18116443
>Should I buy into DFEN tomorrow or is it already too late?

I literally went all in on this earlier today. I don't think it's too late, anon. What other stocks are you looking at?

>> No.18116513

Why dont you just bet on a favourite team to win a football match or basketball match and make like $1000 off $5000 investment/risk.

Its much quicker than having to wait 6 months for the market to go up?

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>>18116464
You can be the one who had though.

>> No.18116518

>>18116477
Just keep increasing your exposure as it disintegrates into nothing like I am
t. bought 5 SQQQ at 25, then 23, 21,19...

>> No.18116519

>>18116491
>6 years to capitulation
uh

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>>18116491
Who /depression/ here?

>> No.18116523
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>>18116482
>I'm sad we haven't seen the big drop yet

>> No.18116533

>>18116483
>sqqq

literally throwing money away

>> No.18116534

BA to the moon! heard it here first

>> No.18116538

>>18116402
confirmed beta little boy faggot

>> No.18116541

>>18116523
There's been big ones but not an actually damaging one.

>> No.18116544

>>18116488
To produce sperm for the female that's it

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>>18116491

>> No.18116551
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18116551

>Pence/Birx 2020

>> No.18116553
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18116553

im emailing proshares to tell them to look at these threads. they will laugh their fucking asses off.

>> No.18116554

>>18116421
Aw man. Even here my fetish taunts me.

>> No.18116556

>>18116519
All sticks to the plan, total doom by 2025

>> No.18116568

>>18116393
>go fund me for chemo
It was for her chemo and you tried increasing it's value to help her out right? Or what exactly? Could always take a loan out. Dont kill yourself though anon. I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

>> No.18116571

>>18116482
>I'm sad we haven't seen the big drop yet
nearly 30% drop from the peak in a few weeks. kys

>> No.18116573

>>18116517
But they're not pregnant then so I would be attracted to them? It's natural to be repulsed by a pregnant woman

>> No.18116586

>>18116533
23.00 eod screen cap this

>> No.18116589

>>18116573
So you would be repulsed by your pregnant wife. Interesting.

>> No.18116595

>>18116541
it's the fastest drop in 90 years. the only other time you'll see this magnitude is when violent aliens arrive or an inevitable asteroid.

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>>18116551
This is kino, honestly would be proud to be American if these aryans were leading the nation.

>> No.18116600

is australia literally burning again or why the massive dumping?
-7% futures wtf?

>> No.18116607

>>18116393
>go fund me for chemo
Wow greedy much? Thats not your fucking money to play with!!

>> No.18116608

>>18116589
most men are not sexually aroused by things that cant get pregnant

>> No.18116619
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>>18116263
I fucking can't why is this dummy surprised, what did he expect was going to happen. Like nigga you pumped 2 tril into the market what were you expecting?

>> No.18116626

gonna be so fuckin red tomorrow morning

>> No.18116628

>>18116589
I am repulsed by overweight women so if my wife had a pot belly yes I would.
She will never know that though you just lie to them and say they look great while their pumped full of hormones and irrational.

>> No.18116630

Is there a name for the descending wedges that always break up? We've been having nothing but them these last 3 days.

>> No.18116632

>>18116600
Government is being retarded in handling the virus and the economy. Doubling down on herd immunity, stimulus packages that don't actually help anyone.

It's going to be a bargain sale soon

>> No.18116637

Does it make sense to be DCA'ing into ETFs like SPY for long-term (years) investing at the moment?

If so, are there any other recommended ETFs for this?

>> No.18116650

>>18116608
Dont speak on behalf of “most men”, you virgin incel faggot.

>> No.18116652

>>18116553
don't be telling people about this place newfag

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>>18116630
>descending wedges

>> No.18116667

>>18116637
Spxl

>> No.18116669

>>18116650
nice projecting mate

>> No.18116670

>>18116632
You missed out you little cope nigger

>> No.18116672

>>18116469
why do the bogs always win :(

>> No.18116686

>>18116334
I respect them as much as I respect all the people who are protected by the constitution of my country whom I don't know. Meaning I don't respect them a lot since I don't know them. The ones that I know kinda depress me.

>> No.18116691

>>18116650
>m-my fetishes i got from chinese cartoons and years of social isolation are totally cool and normal
>anyone who disagrees is an incel faggot like me haha owned
i have a wife and kids retard

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>> No.18116699

>>18116686
Nice blogpost, fag.

>> No.18116700

>>18116650
hey little man, calm down. You have a unique fetish.
You're an interesting lad, but most people aren't into the same shit you are into.
No need to get upset about the fact of reality.

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UH OH STINKY.

>> No.18116705

Sincere question... What happens if I buy x amount of shares each of UWT and DWT and set identical trailing stop orders? Has anyone ever been so retarded? Why is this retarded?

>> No.18116716

Savanon, when the fuck are we mooning

>> No.18116721
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anybody else think we're all just getting bamboozled here?

Price of food and other "supplies" have been going up.. i doubt they will head back down after all this has blown over.. imo this is all a way to sneak in this stimulas for the shitty economy and to raise prices on shit to catch up with inflation and wages..

idk guys.. feels like a lot of tomfoolery

>> No.18116725

>>18116691
Have you ever smelled your wifes butt.

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>>18116697
LMFAO, Bill you pos fuck you.
We all know what you were doing fag.

>> No.18116733

>>18116697
this fucking crocodile tears little bitch

>> No.18116737

>>18116703
AHAHAHAH please be true! I made a reasonably large bet that Pelosi would fuck this up and it would fail.

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>>18116703
WE HAVE A CHANCE BEARBROS

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So anons be truthful, how much have you gained/loss in the past month? How much have you put in?

I'll start, put in $6,000 and have made about $900.

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>>18116703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

>> No.18116754

>>18116740
I gained 13%.
I'm not giving you the hard numbers though.

>> No.18116765

>>18116700
>>18116691

So a 42 year old male is not supposed to be aroused by his 40 year old wife who cant get pregnant? What the actual fuck!! There would be a 90% divorce rate if that was the case.

>> No.18116770

>>18116672
because they are interdimensional money grubbing creatures fueled by the misery of wagies

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>>18116480
>#4 ON TRENDING
>1,440,682 views in less than a day
Reminder, China is lying. This is China's fault.

>> No.18116773

>>18116703
bullish and dare I say it, priced in

>> No.18116778

>>18116740
Had 400 in a robinhood account and am over 6k in last 2 weeks, and it will likely explode higher if Pelosi fucks this vote up.

>> No.18116781

>SPXL
>UTX

Should I go all in on these? If not, give me alterantives.

>> No.18116784

>>18116255
It already crashed. We're going to be spinning heels with 5% changes for the foreseeable future until the market makes up it's mind on how bad coronavirus really is.

>> No.18116785

>>18116740
GUSH and OILU are fucking me right now.
Gotta go long

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>>18116699
T-thank you.

>> No.18116798

>>18116740
gained 10k from corona, finna bout lose at least 6k from puts going worthless

>> No.18116800

>>18116765
Nigger what? Do you think I'm going to divorce the love of my life because she turns me off with a pot belly for 9 months?
If you are getting married to a woman you are going to be putting up with a lot more shit than that, you would be divorced before you even impregnated her unless you had a shotgun wedding.

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>>18116632
>That feel when you start caring more about your call about the market being right than actually making money

Bros, is this how gambling addiction starts?

>> No.18116806

>>18116697
montauk bill is is such a fucking shill, almost have to give him credit for the performance

>> No.18116808

>>18116703
The only reason for that to happen if AOC was the only member present.

>> No.18116812

>>18116740
Im a poor fag, but, I have managed to gain about 150 dollars. My only regret is that I got spooked last Friday pulled out and then missed the bottom Monday only to reenter Tuesday.
I missed 20% gains, probably. but, whatever. I am up right now and I was up when I pulled out.
I'd like to but some calls, but, I don't want to risk just tossing 200 bucks away. I want to wait for when the time is right.

>> No.18116813

>>18116721
they will go to 0 once people start looting, murican economy is like titanic right after hitting the iceberg, when only the people in the machine room knew exactly what the damage was. The people on the top decks were ignorant.

>> No.18116817

did i just accidentally smart money into something?
some random ass pharma stock i bought months ago for $1 (5000 shares), that barely had any activity since then or before, suddenly traded for $64221620 total transacted today with absolutely insane volume

>> No.18116818

>>18116705
because they stop trading april 2nd.

>> No.18116819

>>18116765
>arousal is the only thing to love
these fucking mouth breathing anime posters need to leave

>> No.18116825

>>18116772
alas, it's been factored prior to this, some might say, priced in

>> No.18116828

>>18116740
Put in 400 and I'm up 1400

>> No.18116830

>>18116703
Oh great, another green day tomorrow then.

>> No.18116831

>>18116619
>>18116263

the tweet

isn't

real

>> No.18116834

>>18116740
im down 31.5%
>>18116765
it is extremely normal for sexual impulses to reduce drastically for both man and woman once the woman is very visibly pregnant, its not about attraction its mostly hormonal. biologically a couple has a lot more important things to be doing while the female is basically an invalid than dumping more nut into a full womb. both parties are producing tons of oxytocin during this time, theres no need to constantly fuck to maintain the pair bonding.
when you actually become a man youll know

>> No.18116845

>>18116772
The conspiracy theorist in me says this was a bioweapon fuck up by those Chinese sons of bitches.
The even deeper conspiracy theorist in me says the leak wasn't and accident and was done by a good guy.

But it could just be an accident by those gutter oil bat cookers. We will never know, I just know everything told to the general public is not always true and I have an interesting imagination.

>> No.18116846

>>18116697
I warned you boys. This fucker was defending vanguard for years, and even made a documentary to make his short position come true when he was shorting vitamix.

>> No.18116850

>>18116480
i bet this same bitch was callling it a nothingburger in January and saying "its just the flu"

>> No.18116852

>>18116480
lol people die everyday
you bear cucks never learn

>> No.18116859

>>18116358
>don't fly american flag
>fly flag of bahamas, thailand, etc
>dodge taxes
>hire foreigners
>surprised usa doesnt give you money.

>> No.18116860

>>18116740
Essentially nothing since Feb. 20th
The day I sold all my calls and went cash

>> No.18116864

>>18116740
$260 off of $800 in

>> No.18116866

>>18116852
>freezer trucks
>hoover town morgues
Ah yes, business as usual nothing to see here. Buy buy buy my fellow lemmings.

>> No.18116867

>>18116828
Damn, which stocks?

>> No.18116874

>>18116817
Which one?

>> No.18116879

>>18116358
>>18116859
fun fact, I'm pretty sure that there is only one or two cruise ships actually flagged as American.

>> No.18116881

>>18116800
You said men aren't aroused by things that cant get pregnant.

Most women of age 40 cannot get pregnant.

So, I raised an argument saying if your statement of people not being aroused by things that cannot get pregnant is true, 42 year old men would not be aroused by 40 year old female. There would a surge in female blogposts about how their sex life is complete trash and divorce rates would sky rocket.

I am not talking about your faggot ass self and your fat wife, cunt.

>> No.18116886

>>18116852
Not a bear but without a vaccine cruises and travel will continue to be a very low priority for most people until the scare is over.

>> No.18116887

>>18116554
I feel you bro. Time for me to go bust a nut

>> No.18116890
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18116890

>>18116845
>Chinese bioweapon
Yes, the government knows it already.
>leaked on purpose
No. Chinese are just stupid and greedy. Researcher sold research animals to wet markets for cash.

>> No.18116892

>>18116480
As a tip from someone who can read. That woman is creating that video for political reasons. I know not why, but I know enough to be able to see bullshit and that woman is full of it.

>> No.18116893
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>>18116881
>Most women of age 40 cannot get pregnant.

>> No.18116899
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>>18116600
>>18116632
maybe this has something to with it

>> No.18116901

>>18116866
are there no freezer trucks and morgues in normal times? you are seriously reaching here. just admit that you've missed a once in a lifetime dip

>> No.18116905

>>18116892
i appreciate this tip as someone who cannot read

>> No.18116907

>>18116881
>Most women of age 40 cannot get pregnant.
grow up and stop reading porn comics retard
you know that semen doesnt actually directly inflate the womb right
you know that women with big breasts dont constantly lactate right

>> No.18116908
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18116908

how about instead of arguing about preggo porn you turbocels go have sex

>> No.18116909

>>18116703
Please forgive my lack of American political knowledge, but I thought it was already passed last night? Do they have to vote again?

>> No.18116913
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>>18116372
My nigga

>> No.18116914

>>18116818
... What?

>> No.18116920

About 11pm EDT or 0300GMT
S&P futures are down 46 pts or 1.4%
Dow futures down 360 pts or around the same.
Nikkei is up 1% at 18895
HSI is at .7% up at 23531
A contraction is expected but I'm rather mopey about such predictions.
That concludes the 11pm market update

>> No.18116921

>>18116913
She isn't pregnant that is vore

>> No.18116926

>>18116892
yeah shes very clearly a pussy hat wearing retard, she openly blames the president for NYC having a lack of supplies lmao, but still things are pretty grim in the ER and ICU right now all over the country

>> No.18116928

>>18116913
>Bran in the background
Hilarious.

>> No.18116929

>>18116901
No, during normal times, New York City does not use freezer trucks as morgues. The city recieved more 911 calls today than on 9/11.

>> No.18116936

>>18116907
The roastie lashes out as she regrets her life decisions

>> No.18116938

>>18116909
In the U.S. we have a bicarmal government with an additional few branches. So it passes the senate, then the house of representatives approves it, then it goes to the President to sign.

>> No.18116940

>>18116909
it passed the senate. it then goes to the house

>> No.18116942
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>>18116740

I’ve put in about 430 and made 75

I’m stupid and really spread out my stocks, I’ve also only been doing this for a week.


I’m learning on the go here

>> No.18116944

>>18116920
red futures means 6AM pump by jerome bud

>> No.18116950

>>18116926
I don't disagree. I just wanted to make it known that it's a propaganda piece and that woman is a succubus.

>> No.18116955

>>18116893
>>18116907

Ok say 45 or 50 years old wife and a husband then. It doesnt change my fucking argument. Jesus fucking christ, this place is full of dumb cunts.

>> No.18116974

>oil going down
>corona kills 2k people every day
>everything is on lockdown
>50% of people are literally neets rn
>stonks going up
lmao

>> No.18116975

>>18116901
I bought in low and sold out high. I don't need to wait a few extra dollars for the exact point.
And no, during normal times we don't need temporary morgue expansion to deal with a massive influx of bodies.
During normal times 30+ year olds don't just feel unwell the night before they drop dead the next day. This is serious shit ignore it at your own peril.

Wash your fucking hands and try not to touch your face, even if you decide to stay in the market. We're in for one hell of a ride.

>> No.18116978

>>18116893
fuck man i once jizzed in a 55 year old rando twice in about an hour and took off... only did it cause i've always been told after 40 its very difficult to have kids for a woman

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>>18116920
Oh boy an update!

>> No.18116983

>>18116831
my

post

wasn't

real

>> No.18116984

>>18116245
https://github.com/12345six6seven/12345six6seven
-bearfag wassup>>18116632
1000000000% vouched
-bear

>> No.18116986

>>18116955
sorry, do you not know why bonerpills are one of the most lucrative pharms ever invented?

>> No.18116988

>>18116940
LOL Constitution CLEARLY states ALL BILLS must originate IN THE HOUSE.
ANYBODY want to file a lawsuit against the Congress? YOU WILL WIN IN THE SUPREME COURT. THIS WILL NOT STAND.

>> No.18116992

>>18116358
Damn it I really wanted to short that crazy CCL rally

>> No.18116993

>>18116921
She is in my mind faggot

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>>18116978
LCIguy also forever known as grannyfucker

>> No.18117007

>>18116988
It started from the house.

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lol i'm gonna be able to finally buy a home after this shit

>> No.18117017

>>18116988
Which house though? Lots of houses out there bitch

>> No.18117024

>>18116874
OASM

>> No.18117025

>>18116974
I wonder how long will that 2 trilly last. A week?

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>real economy is basically at 0%
>no one can buy goods, cars, homes or pretty much anything but bits on the stock market, video games on steam or shitcoins
>everything is collapsing
>(((somehow))) the finance bubble is doing great

How does it feel like to see the financial system is now totally out of touch with real economy? It's like a kike bubbledream functioning on it's own but backed by nothing but greed and the talmud.
I can only see 2 outcomes from this situation, and the one where you guys dont end up losing everything is involving kazhars reptilians finalizing the NWO within weeks and proclaiming shareholders as the neo aristocracy and dividends installed as a tax commoners have to pay.

>> No.18117033

>>18116703

Bullish and Priced In

>> No.18117035

>>18116740
Bought a few shares of TVIX at 190, sold at 410. Made some sweet sweet cash, now going long on gold

>> No.18117042

>>18117003
fukken saved

>> No.18117043

>>18117003
i've already told this thread about it right after it happend...

>> No.18117044

>>18116988
Not sure if it's applicable in this case, but reconciliation is a process that's been used multiple times which addresses this very issue.

>> No.18117048

>>18116740
down 80%

>> No.18117062

>>18117035
>TVIX

What caused its valuation to skyrocket to almost $900? Wtf

>> No.18117076

>>18116909
Will there be a live broadcast of this?

>> No.18117079

>>18117062
those circuit breaker days

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>>18116914
google uwt acceleration

>> No.18117086

>>18116867
$1100 from a SPY $287 put on 3/9
$700 from a EWI $26 put on 3/20
-$400 from missed options since then
Now Im dca into some airlines, a half dozen calls and a put on CCL

>> No.18117118

>>18116980
Been busy dealing with some meetings.
Our firm is surprisingly making a bit of money acting as a middleman.

Luckily during the virus I get to work from home.

>> No.18117131

>>18116703
As an over leveraged bear, I can tell you that this is bullish and I now need a drink.

>> No.18117132

>>18116986
Please stop trying to cope, faggot.

You have already been buttblasted.

There are men fucking women right now knowing full well the woman wont get pregnant because she has either taken pills or physically can’t.

Therefore, whoever made that faggot incel virgin beta comment about men not being aroused by things that dont get pregnant is a fucking retard.

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Dare I say....PRICED IN??!??!

>> No.18117163

>>18117136
this has been priced in for decades

>> No.18117165

>>18117132
jesus christ you have no ability to parse the difference between arousal, love and cum addiction. hate to see it.

>> No.18117168

>>18117062
Yea I wish I had sold at 900, God that would have made me some serious cash. Oh well. I have a solid tip for you lad. Buy some Jnug now, and reap the rewards in 6 months

>> No.18117171

Btw, April forecasts for UK car and van market is below 5k cars sold.

Im assuming its the same for the US.

>> No.18117174

When does OTM options start losing a lot of value? a week before expiration? 2 weeks?

>> No.18117179

>>18116324
Still hodling strong to my 3 shares. Still up.

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bullish?

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>>18116491

>> No.18117194

>>18117168
Thanks, mate. I was actually planning to throw $100 at JNUG before the markets open tomorow.

>> No.18117195

>>18117171
But is it bullish?

>> No.18117199

>>18117183
same shit as last night, then PUMP all day

>> No.18117201

>>18117026
it's 100% artificial. stand back and watch this shit melt over the next few weeks

>> No.18117205

>>18117183
The futures have been red every day, and the market is green somehow; I guess the FEDS are not pumping ES500

>> No.18117209

>>18117183
feels like every time we have a red premarket we have gay mystery news in the morning, or even no news at all, and it flips back to 5% green somehow.

EXTREMELY BEARISH. GIVE IT ANOTHER 2 WEEKS.

>> No.18117229

>>18116845
Hanlens razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. Trust me boy the chinese are pretty stupid.

>> No.18117233

>>18117194
Nice. May you reap some nice rewards here in a few months

>> No.18117242

Dow Futures in context.
Nothing really to say about the current set up except that the points are back down to before the mystery pump at the end of the trading day.

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>>18116772
>t. glowie
Everyone with a brain know it was done by the CIA and amerikikes.
Sadly 4chin is now full of NPCs unable to process informations and only believing what they hear on the talmudvision. Many such cases.

>> No.18117248

>>18116491
Looks like 3 years of bull market just started boys!

>> No.18117251

>>18116978
based. pics of her?

>> No.18117253

>>18116512
Thinking about getting into oil and airlines as well while they're cheap, but I'm also thinking about the possibility of another massive dump

>> No.18117285

>>18117253
Airlines will take a while to recover. The travel industry will take the longest of all industries to recover. Moreover, with lockdowns across the world the demand for oil is low, not to mention the oil price war that is still ongoing.

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Hilariously, I forgot the screenshot. Anyways you can see the Pump on the markets. It happened on all 3 at the same time. SPY NASDQAQ, S&P, and DOWn.

>> No.18117287

>>18117183
Unfortunately yes
Red open better to green you with

Game in Washington is to create fake doubt about the bill so when it suddenly passes it’s even more exciting.

>> No.18117289

>>18117083
God fucking damnit.

>> No.18117290

>>18116703
>bad news
GREEN INCOMING

>> No.18117293

>>18117195
Considering that on an average month, UK new car and van market is 50,000 sales and March and April are supposed to be the biggest months for sales, I would say no.

New cars isnt something you commit to when the economy is seemingly on the verge of collapse.

>> No.18117294

>>18117229
Couldn't I abuse Hanlen's razor and feign ignorance? Any time someone tells me "Always" or "Never" I am certain it is very poor advice or logic.
I'm not discounting the razor, but I'm also not discounting the lengths those chinese sons of bitches would go to to collect on our debt.

>> No.18117296

>>18116978

Based. Biggest gap for me was a 44 year old when I was in my early 20s. Cummed in her dozens of times. Can't imagine fucking someone over 50 though, this woman was right at the edge of the cliff for asians

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>>18116740
1000 in, down 240. Was down 350 as of Monday, but cheapie buying on the way down as helped this week pump it up. Just a meme Robinhood account, I haven't even looked at my 401k (and probably don't want to at this point)

>> No.18117311

When you close an option what happens?

>> No.18117312

>>18117201
>it's 100% artificial. stand back and watch this shit melt over the next few weeks

what are the chances it really happens this way? seems like everything is too big to fail

>> No.18117315

>>18116988
It did. They are reusing an old house bill from 2019.

>> No.18117323

>>18117233
Explain it to a dumbass please, hasn't gold in general been doing very well recently? Why is it so low.

>> No.18117329

>>18116740

Started with 80k, down to 71k as of Monday, back to 76k as of EOD trading. Sold everything except gold, silver, and some bond ETF’s. Can’t complain really, lot of people have lost a lot more. I’m just happy to stay intact.

It hurt to sell, but I have a feeling this is only the beginning. The hospitals haven’t started failing yet. Give it a week.

>> No.18117333

>>18117168
Why JNUG instead of NUGT?

>> No.18117344

>>18117312
>what are the chances it really happens this way?
Flip a coin. Nobody fucking knows what is going to happen.
Except one camp is going to be the winners and another is going to be the losers.

>> No.18117355

>>18117312
Nothing never have been too big to fail anon. Even giant stars ends up being black holes.

>> No.18117362

>>18117333
Look at the spread, retard. JNUG has a proven record of higher valuation. It could potentially rebound to $90 a share, whereas NUGT could rebound to $35 a share.

>> No.18117365

>>18116740
Started at 110, sitting at 165. Sold the top bought the bottom. Sold some of my more aggressive positions today in anticipation that it may dip again in the coming days. It seems so obvious in hindsight, I even shared WDC here when I saw it. It was trading around 27, which was something like 2x earnings for a well established tech stock with a large dividend. I've never made 40% so quickly in my life.

>> No.18117366

>>18117251
i don't.. but she was good looking.. thin with fake boobs.. total milf.. she had a wedding ring on too.. said she wears it for an excuse to get away from guys

>> No.18117370

>>18117344
This is going to be an extremely long enormous crab that fucks everyone except the inside traders equally.

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>>18117229
>>18117246
>>18117294
Reminder that Chinese are literally stone age peasants that think technology is magic and die by the thousands every day because of it.

>> No.18117387

>make 4 or more round trips and your account might be flagged as a day trading account
>have less than 25k in account and penalty is no open trades for 90 days
fug

>> No.18117392

>>18116740
Started with 7.5k, went up to 13.5k then dropped down to 5.5k currently, because I'm a frickin idiot

>> No.18117403

>>18117286
It's gonna be either a drop tomorrow or another black Monday if they pump tomorrow

I sold my long positions and went short. Shits gonna drop hard

>> No.18117406

RED FUTURES
SELL OFF IMMINENT BEFORE THE WEEKEND
NOBODY WILL HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND

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>>18116703

_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ ?

>> No.18117419

>>18117377
The Chinese government rules with an iron fist. Obviously they don't give a fuck about safety for their worker ants. They are expendable and as long as they are saving money they don't care how many die.
I wouldn't underestimate them. A war with china would be a dark future for the world.

>> No.18117421

>>18117165
Maybe I am just a chad pumping and dumping these broads and you are a little virgin beta cuckhold whose wife is getting impregnated by a hoard of Chads.

One thing they say is true, women love to be fucked like animals. Im not sure your loving virgin beta faggot self can comprehend. Let me ask you something; do all the flowers and you taking Spanish lessons make up for the fact that you’ve never been able to make your wife cum?

>> No.18117428

What do you guys think of the hotels, Hilton, Hyatt

>> No.18117429

>>18117296
damn and an asian? i liked the older lady cause she seemed to just wanna fuck.. and thats all i wanted..

some of them are good looking.. told my friend about it and he told me how he fucked a 55 year old in the ocean on the beach in front of her daughter that wanted to hook up with him.. he showed me both.. holy fuck they were hot... some of these older women are horny as fuck.. can't tell you how many times i've been hit on by them

>> No.18117433

>>18117403
Also, I'm a perma bulk but the fucking fed is fucking everything up

>> No.18117442

>>18117419
China has literally never won a war. They can't even feed themselves.

>> No.18117448

>>18117421
stop humiliating yourself roleplayer, no one gives a shit about your fetishes

>> No.18117454

>>18117421
>One thing they say is true, women love to be fucked like animals
This is probably one of the only correct things you have stated about women.

>> No.18117468

>>18117421
Whoa watch our guys. We got a real pussy slaying Chad here. This guy fucks so many women. I can tell. He's an alpha. A winner. A hero.

>> No.18117473

>>18117311
>being this much of an absolute retard.
I will help you out though lad, but in return post some pictures Ben Shapiro's sister. Ok, so this is what happens:
>If you are in the money, you can do two things.
>1. Is actually exercising your option. This means you either buy or sell 100 shares of whatever stock. You probably don't want to do this though if you are asking.
>2. You sell your position to someone else.
This is most likely what you want to do. You don't even need the stocks or anything, you just sell it, make your money, and move on.

>> No.18117487

>>18117442
They can feed their party members and military just fine. They can feed melamine to their general pop for all they care.
Treating worker stock like human beings is an unnecessary expenditure for China.

>> No.18117489

>>18117421
Yikes. Imagine writing this out and thinking men will believe you.

>> No.18117502

>>18117487
I despise them. At least niggers are funny. >>18117487

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>>18117312
the economy is at a stand still. millions of jobs lost with millions more about to be lost, nobody is out spending any money. No grocery sales, no resturant sales, no hotel sales, no vehicle sales, etc etc and it's going to be like this for months. Not counting the amount of people that are going to die from this virus which hasn't even started yet. An entire fucking economic collapse is not "priced in" despite what a semi-retarded frogposter may say.

We're going down son.

>> No.18117511
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18117511

STOP RESPONDING TO ALL THE BAIT YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>> No.18117517

>>18117428
At least right now, I wouldn't touch them. As restrictions ease, I'd consider MAYBE Hilton, but even then shit like Airbnb has done a number on the industry

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>>18117505
Ok anon i'll take it

>> No.18117545

>>18117387
Just use 10 different brokers. That's 30 day trades a week.
Better still, use 90 brokers and set them up in a ladder so that as one penalty expires another gets loaded.

>> No.18117550

>>18117421
>One thing they say is true, women love to be fucked like animals
this is true. its no wonder most women have rape fantasies

>> No.18117555

>>18117502
>I despise them.
We don't call them Chinese sons of bitches for nothing.

>> No.18117557

>>18117505
Don't forget the stimulus was poisoned to leverage a minimum wage increase that most small businesses won't be able to afford after this pandemic is over.

>> No.18117578

>>18117505
>No grocery sales, no restaurant sale
>wal-mart hiring 100k
>kroger hiring 10k
>amazon hiring 250k
>restaurants still doing take out

>> No.18117584

>>18117403
At this point I can't even make a reasonable call. Normally the futures give an indication if it's gonna be a good mixed green day or a mixed red day. But I've seen limit down futures (Normally suggesting a bad day incoming) with surges. And green futures with surges and dips and frankly anymore and I just flip a coin, check to see if there's action to capitalize on, and simply wait and see. I'm in refuge in stable stocks that grow VERY slowly. And that's about good enough for me.

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>>18117502
>>18117487
True, but this is also why they have been in civil war for hundreds of years. Current "dynasty" isn't even 100 years old.

>> No.18117593

>>18116740
I made 8.7k for the last 40 or so days and lost 1.6k when the fed raped me on the 24th. I'm just an ex-wagie who began trading in mid/late february by gambling my 9k life savings on ZOM as my first move. Since then my appetite for risk has decreased and my losses have been learning experiences. I didn't know what futures were until the day before yesterday.

>> No.18117604

>>18117505
yes.. just what we needed.. the restart button

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>>18117578
Wal-Mart's 4 door greeters working 13.5 hours a week each for minimum wage with no benefits can not spend enough money to stimulate the economy sorry.

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>>18117323
It is 3x leveraged, so those dips in gold have killed most of the previous gains. The thing is, the niggers that were overleveraged had to pay when the margin calls came. They most likely liquidated the necessary assets needed, and gold is one of the easiest to liquidate. This flooded the market and increased supply to the point that the prices fell, and so the mining stocks fell as well. Buy now, and hold until fall. Once inflation kicks in gold will go up a lot , fast. Depending on when you get in, you could be looking at massive returns.
>I own 25 shares of Jnug
>30 shares of Nugt
>100 shares of yamana gold
>100 shares of barrick gold
I am fucking long on this shit because I knew the FED would pump money into the system like crazy once the market started to go down. Here is a link if you want more info:
http://archive.vn/jMBPx#selection-920.0-924.0

GOOD LUCK RETARDS

>> No.18117639

>>18117473
If you sell your position aren't you promising to fulfill the contract?

>in return post some pictures Ben Shapiro's sister
I'm sorry friend but my IP has been image range banned on all boards from chinks posting BLACKED pictures

>> No.18117640

>>18117285
As a pilot for american you are full of shit. We're already seeing load sizes coming back to normal

>> No.18117655

>>18117640
Okay, retard. Let me know when the cattle can vacation abroad again. Until shut the fuck up and keep sucking the flight attendant's dick, you fucking faggot.

>> No.18117658

>>18117620
Based fellow Barrick chad. I bought some at 17 and some at 22 and I'm going to hold for a while now. We could easily see 30 in a couple months.

>> No.18117670

>>18117550
Women were made to be dominated, and they love it. The act of sex itself is male dominant female recessive.
The secret of keeping a woman happy is to balance affection with domination.
Being dominant doesn't mean hateful or abusive. It means being powerful but fair. If you get too lovey dovey nice guy you will drive off good women and attract manipulative abusive women.

>> No.18117677

>>18117640
Load size = passengers?

I fucking hope not, you and your industry is whats going to perpetuate the death cycle.

I hope you can't sleep at night when the death toll crosses ten thousand.

>> No.18117690

>>18117658
Gold investors are all retarded. There is literally no reason whatsoever to think gold is anything other than an industrial commodity. It's expensive zinc. Nobody uses it as money. And nobody ever will again.

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>>18114294
don't forget that companies have been running on stockpiles and the impact of the supply chain being cut haven't come into full effect

also when companies can't pay their rent due to lack of customers it will have ripple effects (no jobs for maintenance etc)

i feel bad about missing out on this week's gains but i've got a worse feeling about next week. have just tried to liquidate this week.

>> No.18117698

>>18117655
Lol you really don't like to be told how wrong you are do ya champ? Also, flight attendants are hotter than any girl you'll ever fuck and they're easy as fuck

>> No.18117699

>New York City EMS received more than 6,400 medical 911 calls on Wednesday, surpassing the record set on September 11, 2001 - WaPo
https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1243356519690719234
Priced in?

>> No.18117702

Can someone explain why the market will drop when the Fed has infinite money? Why would they ever let the market go red again?

>> No.18117705

>>18116740
Up 5k. Had about 6k in to start.

Thats over the last 3 weeks tho. This week has been flat for me. Been hedging and my big plays havent paid off.

>> No.18117707

>>18117421
Ignore the other guy, he is a full on retard doing some impressive mental gymnastics.

>> No.18117716

>>18117677
People die every day dude, get out of fantasy land

>> No.18117717

>>18117702
Because they're trying to dampen the crash, not recover it.

>> No.18117727

>>18117702
second that

>> No.18117728
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>>18117699
uh oh

>> No.18117732

>>18117690
I bought primarily for it's use in electronics, of which we are only going to see an increase in demand. PCBs scrap for relatively high amounts simply because of the minuscule amount of gold on each for example. It certainly doesn't hurt that a lot of people hedge into it in times like this either.

>> No.18117733

>>18116740
i was up 125% in 3 days now im at 20%. FUCK THIS GAY RALLY.

>> No.18117742

>>18117732
Carry on then.

>> No.18117750

>>18117640
The only reason that could be true is there are fewer flights.

>> No.18117752

>>18117699
I assume a lot of that is panicky people freaking out.

>> No.18117765

>>18117168
Yup im going balls deep in JNUG.

Gold is going to go through the roof.

>> No.18117766

>>18116740
Put in 5k.
Gained 8k.


Looking down the barrel of losing 10k in this absolutely ridiculous rally that defies all reasonable explanation.

>> No.18117769
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>>18117640
>We're already seeing load sizes coming back to normal
zinc is supposed to be good for that

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>>18117717
Why wouldn’t they recover the market and send everything past ATH’s?

>> No.18117784

>>18117752
Yeah. Probably about the dead bodies in their homes.

>> No.18117785

>>18117473
Unfortunately those nudes are not Abigail, but that girl is smoking hot and looks a lot like her. I’d prefer her honestly, I doubt Abby had a tight tummy like that.

>> No.18117786

>>18117702
Overload of money supply will devalue the currency. Volatility is never good because then money loses one of its primary purpose which is being able to an effective medium of exchange. It will cause inflation which if not kept under control, will bring the economy down.

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>>18117639
>Continuing to be a retard.
WATCH OUT, WE GOT A RETARD HERE, A GRADE A FUCKING ANT BRAIN
Ok man, I will explain it again, so fucking get it alright:
>1. To OPEN a position, you either BUY or SELL
>You can either BUY puts or calls, or SELL puts or calls

>2. Once you are in the money, you CLOSE your position. You do this by either exercising the right to buy the underlying asset, or you sell your position from someone else.

Do you see? OPENING a position is different than CLOSING your position.Hopefully this has helped you lad. Don't worry, we were all retards once. Good luck

>> No.18117801

>>18117765
what about JNUG going to 2x in may?

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>>18117421
>Maybe I am just a chad pumping and dumping these broads
>One thing they say is true, women love to be fucked like animals
pic related

>> No.18117810

>>18117620
Barrick got pumped HARD before getting rekted. I’m hopeful though.

>> No.18117820

SQQQ bros, check in
Convince me I shouldn't down this bottle of Prozac. Will we make it?

>> No.18117830

>>18117820
No. Should've bought SPY puts. Learn your lesson and never buy another 3x etf ever again.

>> No.18117832

>>18117801
Nigga it will go to 2x in a week

>> No.18117839
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18117839

Free money in new bred
>>18117823
>>18117823
>>18117823
>>18117823

>> No.18117843

>>18117820
we will not
switch to calls

>> No.18117852

>>18116393
>he bet against based D&B
I know this is a larp, but it's so fucked up I'm dying laughing

>> No.18117857

>>18117820
>Convince me I shouldn't down this bottle of Prozac
Well for starters that would only make you violently ill for several hours. I assume that isn't the desired outcome.

>> No.18117862

>>18117787
You don’t HAVE to be in the money to close... but that’s a good introduction.
>>18117702
They’re job isn’t to literally pump the stock market, it’s to pump the economy. Infinite money doesn’t mean it can’t crash. You can throw money at a hotel but what good will it do if there’s no guests?

>> No.18117863
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18117863

>>18117832
durr durr durr

>> No.18117870

>>18117620
>http://archive.vn/jMBPx#selection-920.0-924.0
Wheres the stats compared to 29 you fucking child?

>> No.18117890

>>18117787
short stock option buybacks
4 words bro, yout ook like 50 to say the same shit

>> No.18117892

>>18116740
I put in $8k and generated $27k profits...butttt... Today I just spent half of that on bullish stocks and calls and tomorrow looks like it will take from me.

>> No.18117900

>>18117830
I only came to this game maybe a week ago, SPY puts seem to be out of the question. Plus, I don't think I'm ready for options trading, the volatility is more than likely to kill my premiums quicker than SQQQ.

>> No.18117917

>>18117862
Unless you short the hotel and collect the profit of their assets being seized :^)
-bear

>> No.18117922
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18117922

>VIX up 8%

>> No.18117940

>>18116740
I put in 1k on monday. Ended up losing $200 on disney puts. It's looking like I'm going to make it back on some KTOS calls I have. I've gained about $60 so far just from the stocks I bought

>> No.18117947

>>18116920
:D very nice

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>>18117863
>Direxion BTFO
LMAO fuck these scammers.

>> No.18117995

>>18117505
Rich people still want a place to put their money, where will they put it? .. Also, they're friends with the fee and people in government. Think about it.

>> No.18117998

>>18116892
did you reply to the wrong post or something because you make no sense

>> No.18118014

>>18117620
I'm also long... In jnug

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>>18116740
Put in 1.2k and gained about 400~ dollars by simple currency exchange differences despite losses all across the board.

>> No.18118129

>>18117863
So this means buying JNUG is a bad idea, right?

>> No.18118176

>>18116740
I've made $15 wheeeee!

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18118206

HAHAHA!! OH, DEAR!!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/extreme-precautions-ordered-in-house-ahead-of-historic-vote-on-largest-stimulus-package-in-us-history.amp

>> No.18118554

>>18116740
Put in 13k, grinded my way to 160k over a month or two. Burnt my way down to 90k in the last week. Undecided on if I want to sit on these Puts any longer, probably giving up on the 1st/2nd of April and reorganizing from there.

>> No.18118589

>>18118554
gotcha
-bear

>> No.18119030

If you were holding SQQQ at $24, what would you do? Sell for a loss and buy TQQQ, Or hodl for another red day?

>> No.18119179

>>18119030
Markets too unpredictable, thats why my advice is to be first to short the market. If you're the most aggressive in the space you're always first.

Likely a couple of red runs in the next 3 days but its a little dicey if we're talking leverage.