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*saves the world economy* Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:31:49 2020 No.18115301 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:34:49 2020 No.18115358 >>18115301 NOOOOO I HAVE THE SNIFFLES, YOU CANT JUST MAKE ME PAY RENT AND WORK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:35:30 2020 No.18115367 >>18115358 this but unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:36:03 2020 No.18115384 B U L L T R A P U L L T R A P

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:38:06 2020 No.18115425 >>18115384 BACK TO WORK WAGIE? DON'T WANNA DIE? TUFF TITTIES!

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:40:50 2020 No.18115469
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>>18115301
>Exposes the majority of the population of the country that presently has the largest pool of confirmed cases to a virus, which will overwhelm hospitals and utterly decimate the workforce, massacre millions of boomers, and guarantee tens of millions of Americans literally are incapable of working due to illness thanks to pathetically managed healthcare systems robbing the sick for simply getting checked
>"Saving" the economy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:57:36 2020 No.18115768 File: 276 KB, 838x616, 1567724776779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115358 >>18115469 No more netflix marvel binges for you trannies. Get back to work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:11:07 2020 No.18115987 File: 712 KB, 1199x792, 153477402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] destroys his reelection

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:13:06 2020 No.18116022 File: 80 KB, 967x513, bfm79B0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115301 >saved Are you high?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:23:38 2020 No.18116234

>>18116022

How the fuck do bulltards look at this and thing, yep, back to all time highs in a few months. Like, wtf, its like 5 times higher than the peak of the biggest recessions. And thats a fucking 50 year graph. There is most of the cold war, 9/11, etc. including major outbreaks that didn't do anything like this.

This retard bounce is a golden opportunity to dump your shit at pumped up prices, we won't see these levels for probably a decade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:26:40 2020 No.18116278 File: 46 KB, 600x581, 1585095729854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18116022 LMAO no fucking way...... HAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:26:46 2020 No.18116283 >>18115301 hope the fat nigger chokes on his own phlegm

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:29:15 2020 No.18116329

>>18116234
A combination of denial, conflict of interests in regards to their hope that people will continue trading to get the numbers as high as possible, and blatant lies to try to convince idiots that everything will be fine in two weeks.

>I WANNA GET THIS QUARANTINE SITUATION OVER BY EASTER!

Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:29:56 2020 No.18116344 >>18115301 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:58:24 2020 No.18116877 File: 97 KB, 960x540, 61688dd83177419dd8c9e371021fac1b02e0d5ea15c1e5bb6d71cc5080e5b6ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115301 It's over commies, America is fucking back!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:59:34 2020 No.18116896 >>18115384 yeah man, wtf was that move so fucked up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:59:36 2020 No.18116897 This short term stock market pump will not work. Check back to me within 2-3 weeks and we'll see it crashing and burning

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:59:37 2020 No.18116898 File: 131 KB, 500x750, furby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115469 true. He's fucked us in so many ways. AND I bet the American people will welcome him back into the Whitehouse. I'm just so disappointed with us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 23:00:41 2020 No.18116916 *Kills millions of citizens to raise the price of TGI Friday's stock by 7% for two weeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 23:01:51 2020 No.18116930 File: 185 KB, 960x1200, coffeeeeeee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18116897 Likely

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 23:04:44 2020 No.18116998 >>18116916 I loved the whole "grandma and grandpa should sacrifice themselves for the economy" angle. This shit is stuff you read in dystopian novels.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 23:07:26 2020 No.18117055

>>18116998
I feel like we've been living in one of those novels for the past four or five years. Now we're just straight up in the final days of Babylon. Trump is like the anti-christ leading his followers into the pits of hell by telling them to ramp up the pandemic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 23:07:57 2020 No.18117063 File: 17 KB, 500x306, trump.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18116998 lol silly as hell. He's just unbelievably stupid and shitty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 23:08:29 2020 No.18117068 >>18116998 muh grandma

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