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18112240 No.18112240 [Reply] [Original]

Alright Anon, I'm gonna level with you.

You've got nothing. Nothing. Your tiny savings was killed by inflation. Your 401k is fucked with the depression. The options you got? All expired yesterday out of the money. Your decision to buy nothing but ToysRus Shares years ago and 'letting it ride' rode into the sunset. Your link is worthless, you sold all your bitcoin before the great boom, your car is being repossessed as we speak and the sheriff is probably at your house foreclosing on you. and you have still yet to pay my exorbitant fee.


....and you want a small loan of a million dollars to *looks at paper* to 'do buy so much cocaine that I OD like in the movies and figure a way out of my financial predicament'?


....yeah okay sign here
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>> No.18112290

>>18112240
should have invested swiss

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18112750

Yet... If I just move a couple feet... I have your balls.