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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:40:11 2020 No.18109024 [Reply] [Original]

USA NUMBER 1
bullcucks trapped edition

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:40:27 2020 No.18109030 I don’t respect women, bros

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:41:34 2020 No.18109057
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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:41:41 2020 No.18109060 so, is it really the time to buy calls on SPY ? at this point whats the argument for puts? they print whatever they want, might as well send SPY back to 400 and say how organically this market is working

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:41:41 2020 No.18109062 >>18109030 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:41:52 2020 No.18109064 Bears really are on suicide watch, huh

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 26 16:41:57 2020 No.18109070 We're getting bail out tomorrow. I'm taking my stimulus money and putting it all into a 10 year CD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:41:57 2020 No.18109071 can someone explain why the fuck is it going up? big ass cities are on lockdown, general populace is paranoid about catching a disease, unemployment is way up, less personal spending... by every sensible account this shit should be dropping hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:42:25 2020 No.18109078 >U.S. govt. starts to bail out multiple companies >tfw the U.S. will eventually nationalize industry of all sorts to prevent something like this from happening ever again w-what if WE are becoming the commies ;_;

>>	chris farley Thu Mar 26 16:42:31 2020 No.18109081 File: 280 KB, 877x391, 1584355296420.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109030 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:42:53 2020 No.18109087 >>18109071 Welcome to the fed playground

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:42:56 2020 No.18109090 >>18109071 Fed has unlimited money. Never bet against the Fed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:42:57 2020 No.18109092 File: 104 KB, 640x400, biz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Expect a punishing dive on April 1st

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:43:01 2020 No.18109094 File: 44 KB, 533x366, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE DID IT BROS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:43:08 2020 No.18109098 File: 1.15 MB, 2860x1948, 3A6097E8FCC2413A8F8BE489725DDE40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jerome is literally going to print the market back to 30,000 with absolutely no real economy supporting it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:43:14 2020 No.18109102 >>18109024 Can someone explain me what is the competition between bears vs bulls??

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:43:29 2020 No.18109109 >>18109078 Then that would be based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:43:37 2020 No.18109112 >>18109078 Communist America vs Capitalist China? I'd pay to watch that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:43:51 2020 No.18109119 File: 81 KB, 645x729, 8d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does really one single fucker believe that this ends april 1 ? I mean this is the dumbest statement trump ever dropped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:43:55 2020 No.18109121 literally just 2008 all over again with exit scamming investors and index companies getting pumped before the real crash happens, where only your average poor person gets affected while rich become richer good luck timing the peak and real crash

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:43:59 2020 No.18109123 >>18109071 Supply and demand is fucked because of infinite QE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:44:01 2020 No.18109124 >>18109057 we have 4000 deaths a day from car accidents, who cares lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:44:01 2020 No.18109125 >>18109071 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:44:09 2020 No.18109128 >>18109064 Stupid bears are. We go up for 8 hours and they try to time a 5 minute drop that might or might not happen to make their money instead of getting and securing the gains from the pump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:44:16 2020 No.18109131 >>18109057 say. it. with. me. BULL-ISH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:44:17 2020 No.18109130 >>18109071 PRICED IN ! Mass graves: bullish Insolvent cities: bullish Air traffic halt: bullish Global trade war: bullish Incel supremacy: bullish TRUMP 2020 DOW 50,000 by 5/1

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:44:17 2020 No.18109132 >>18109057 French numbers aren't true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:45:10 2020 No.18109151 USA is so #1 that even when we're loudly dying we cant stop winning U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Mar 26 16:45:13 2020 No.18109154 >>18109119 lol .. april fools bro.. it was just a prank

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:45:17 2020 No.18109155 >>18109098 even higher, thanks to the government stimulus package that's coming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:45:20 2020 No.18109156 nhentai tag of the day: infantilization

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:45:47 2020 No.18109167 >>18109102 if you're bearish on something you think it's going to go down if you're bullish on something you think it's going to go up so of course 4chan turns that into pepes, frogs, and red team / green team spam

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:45:50 2020 No.18109168 >>18109071 babby's first market. kys tourist

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:45:56 2020 No.18109170 >>18109071 big guys are exit scamming before they dump it, just look at volume today

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:46:06 2020 No.18109175 >>18109094 Biz media is being irresponsible with headlines like that. Even from technical perspective this is not a confirmed reversal. I would have gone long around noon today if it was, at least in so far as my TA is concerned.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:46:09 2020 No.18109176

>two weeks ago I was memeing that "lol buy Clorox because all the Essential oil Karens will be dropping their hippie bullshit and be so mentally scared they go back to big boy bleach for the rest of their lives"
>Proven absolutely right, but didn't take my own advice
Why am I like this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:46:19 2020 No.18109182 lmao if all the downside signals are "priced in" how come the stimulus and QE aren't "priced in" preemptively? Policies are by far easier to predict than the virus and real economy and yet the market has not priced in all those signals?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:46:23 2020 No.18109184 File: 279 KB, 853x480, 1311723169535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109130 This post is priced in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:46:24 2020 No.18109183 >>18109071 trump won at the game of stonks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:46:40 2020 No.18109189 >>18109124 Worldwide. Coronavirus also killed 4000 world-wide today. Car accident stats don't change much but daily coronavirus deaths are still going up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:46:58 2020 No.18109198 what country has the highest percentage of its population afflicted with bat aids

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:47:07 2020 No.18109202 >>18109167 Thanks for the explanation! Do you think this will go down?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:47:16 2020 No.18109208 >>18109132 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:47:17 2020 No.18109209 >>18109156 Very nice.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 26 16:47:32 2020 No.18109213 >>18109154 Me chinese. Me play joke. Me spread virus make you broke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:47:33 2020 No.18109214 >>18109071 What makes you think the stock market has anything to do with the real world economy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:47:37 2020 No.18109215 File: 140 KB, 600x593, folder.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so what did we learn today? that the market is irrational? that everything was already "priced in", and /biz/ didn't understand this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:47:50 2020 No.18109221 File: 85 KB, 768x432, idiocracy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] when you read /biz/ long enough you can see the movie idiocracy become reality so very clearly it's insane

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:47:51 2020 No.18109222 >>18109176 Dude, i told everyone I know to sell on the big green day before the crash and I held all the way like some brain dead retard. Doctors shouldnt be in charge of treating themselves.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:48:03 2020 No.18109225
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>>18109071
Boomer retards exit scamming the world to make their grandaughter buy a $25 gallon of milk while they grind away all these inflation gains in the last six months of their life hooked up to tubes on a hospital bed leaving their kids with nothing but a reverse mortgage to pay off and some memorabilia from the cruises they took with their fifth wife.
IM FUCKING HOLDING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:48:18 2020 No.18109227 >>18109189 >Worldwide yeah you right, still dont care, still buying stocks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:48:37 2020 No.18109235 >>18109198 To absolutely nobody's surprise San Marino and the Vatican with 200 and 4 cases respectively.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:48:51 2020 No.18109239 >>18109198 Purchase and stock pile bat meat. >>18109176 Also, still thinking of buying for that fat Divvy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:48:57 2020 No.18109240 >>18109198 Highest few are Vatican, San Marino, Iceland and Switzerland

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:49:06 2020 No.18109245 >>18109202 I think it SHOULD go down but Fed fuckery is inflating what should have been a normal relief rally into a new coronabubble and idk when it pops

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:49:07 2020 No.18109246 >>18109208 5000 thousand test daily, this is a fucking joke... And no material...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:49:07 2020 No.18109248 >>18109119 Didnt he say Easter? That's like april 12th I think. Still wont be better by then anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:49:09 2020 No.18109250 let me explain why >>18109130 the economy is backed by people, decrease the supply of people, and the value of remaining people goes up. it's really that easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:49:17 2020 No.18109252 AHHHHHHHHH I SHOULDVE NEVER GONE ON /BIZ/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:49:52 2020 No.18109260 File: 6 KB, 225x225, 1584116747759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109225 Hey retard, where are people buying 25 dollar milk you fuckhead? In imaginary doomer bear land?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:49:59 2020 No.18109262 These after hours moves up mean green tomorrow right ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:50:02 2020 No.18109264 Lol, how is the fed allowed to do that? Isnt it just blatant market manipulation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:50:07 2020 No.18109266 File: 37 KB, 500x555, 1585220662970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109030

>>	chris farley Thu Mar 26 16:50:29 2020 No.18109271 File: 341 KB, 555x355, dabears.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109071 jerome's magic infinite pump, and fed is buying. don't believe it. the big short 2 comes out in a few years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:50:29 2020 No.18109272 should i capitulate on my puts ? should i join the fed circus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:50:40 2020 No.18109275 File: 3.03 MB, 2150x3035, 15260843980424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG MONEY TO BE MADE IN THE NEXT SEVERAL MONTHS I WANNA SEE YOU FAGS BECOME MILLIONAIRES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:50:50 2020 No.18109277 As soon as I buy a call I know the DJI futures are gonna tank red.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:50:51 2020 No.18109278 >>18109215 Today shows that the market IS rational

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:01 2020 No.18109280 File: 39 KB, 374x202, unnamed.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109264 lol this one talks gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:15 2020 No.18109282 How is India not above Iran or China levels of dead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:18 2020 No.18109284 Are there better (free) screeners than the ones included in the OP? Finviz is so far off of real-time and tradingview is heavily paywalled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:20 2020 No.18109286 >>18109225 >copebear pretending he's Michael Burry You're nothing, you're a halfwit FOMO retard about to lose all his money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:21 2020 No.18109287 >>18109225 that's why you should invest your money fren. there is still time to buy! :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:22 2020 No.18109289 File: 54 KB, 1417x995, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Paul Tudor Jones: worse case scenario is 1 million cases holy fuck, bulls are retarded

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:26 2020 No.18109291
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>>18109071
>can someone explain why the fuck is it going up?
Human psychology. We are entering the "defiant optimism" phase where reality denial is exercised to avoid fatigue. Everyone is sick of looking at the numbers going down so they are forcing them up, despite the fact that the economic impact hasn't even arrived yet. There might be another dive, there might not. What you can expect eventually is a slow failing climb as reality sets in and the bad news keeps trickling in over the next 12 months. We cannot just start back up again in a few months. Massive damage has occurred, the supply disruption hasn't hit hard yet, and earnings are going to be fucked for at least a few years while consumers and businesses recover. The bottom comes in 2021! Take a nap if you don't want to day trade in a slow-bouncing crab market

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:28 2020 No.18109292 >>18109262 of course its green tomorrow the corona meme is over

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:45 2020 No.18109297 >>18109275 please explain how

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:53 2020 No.18109298 File: 43 KB, 640x360, 1469133408695.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109124

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:57 2020 No.18109301 >>18109252 who would have thought that taking investment advice from anonymous children would be a bad idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:57 2020 No.18109302 >>18109245 I saw that the FED proceed to "backup" the entire market just by BRRRin the shit out of it... I'm no expert but like you i think that will go down.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:51:58 2020 No.18109303

>>18109215
that infinite QE is literally coke for the market and, just like coke, an infinite QE addiction would destroy America

I'm shifting from short term bear long term bull into the reverse, these Fed pumps are super powerful but absolutely cancerous

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:52:14 2020 No.18109307 what came in the fed balance sheet today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:52:33 2020 No.18109312 File: 25 KB, 480x368, filtration-system-design-1585079891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you trust Ford with your life? Buy the Ford respirator today !

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:52:35 2020 No.18109313 >>18109282 Infected later and I don't think they are testing as many people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:52:52 2020 No.18109318 >>18109222 my lizard brain gut is always right and i never listen and i overthink

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:52:59 2020 No.18109321 >>18109264 Just because there are now more bears than bulls doesn't mean the market will go down. It will go up to take the most money from the most people. And one day it will drop for no reason.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:53:08 2020 No.18109325

>>18109246
Well, all countries count cases differently. I heard there are about 40k mild cases not counted in France and about 40k classified as "asymptomatic infected" in China due to the wide-spread usage of fast antibody tests (even if you're cured you still test positive for antibodies)

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Mar 26 16:53:08 2020 No.18109326 >>18109213 still holding GME?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:53:27 2020 No.18109334 >>18109291 >There might be another dive, there might not. Spring earnings season starts in a week and a half.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:53:59 2020 No.18109341 >>18109282 >don't test so no ones infected Easy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:54:05 2020 No.18109342 >>18109252 MSNBC and finance.yahoo have been saying a combination of "the worst us yet to come" or "motley fool issues rare triple double double buy it goyim alert [ad]" Everyone was caught off guard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:54:14 2020 No.18109344 What happens if I buy some -3x etfs and hold them for a longer period? I know they are meant for short term but what is the issue with holding for a few days?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:54:20 2020 No.18109347 >>18109289 1 million cases isn’t a lot in a free society. We’re doing the best that we can without completely stripping the rights of American citizens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:54:34 2020 No.18109350 I hate this shitty market Tomorrow better be blood fucking red or I might actually kill myself

>>	chris farley Thu Mar 26 16:54:43 2020 No.18109352 File: 199 KB, 398x314, Screen Shot 2020-03-25 at 12.11.54 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109264 pump and dump is illegal. I too don't understand this bullshittery

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:54:50 2020 No.18109355 File: 170 KB, 509x512, 1584312478139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109321 It won't drop. They will just keep pumping. Complete world is on lockdown, but the markets have 3 (massive) green days in a row?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:54:55 2020 No.18109356 >>18109334 What makes you think people aren't expecting shit earnings by now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:55:12 2020 No.18109358 I think this crisis will accelerate AI and Automation research. Robots can't get sick. What do I buy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:55:23 2020 No.18109361 >>18109350 Bye bye bobo!

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:55:59 2020 No.18109371

>>18109282
Southeast Asia and South Asia didn't get hit hard until after the European countries. They contained the initial spread from China pretty well. Countries like Indonesia are starting to get 10% death rate now so they'll blow up soon and India is probably not that far behind

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:56:04 2020 No.18109372 >>18109355 It translates to everyone being sick of your shortselling FOMO Fudder nigger ass and we're going to pump until you get margin called like you deserve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:56:04 2020 No.18109373 >>18109325 Yeah so you see the problem. Doctors start to die too. I don't expect any solution in the near future... Expect more crypto communism bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:56:17 2020 No.18109380 >>18109350 futures imply another green day with +2% minimum

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:56:30 2020 No.18109384 >>18109307 https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/current/h41.htm THEY LITERALLY BROUGHT EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:56:38 2020 No.18109385 >>18109291 amen /biz/ is fun and all but I feel brain rot setting in. sure i'll keep looking at the news, but the plan is to buy your SQQQ NOW, hold it, and as things keep dropping sell off your SQQQ then swing to VTSAX or something. comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:56:52 2020 No.18109387 >>18109356 This upcoming batch of earnings will show exactly what impact January through mid-March had on revenue. Some companies will be surprise beats and pump hard, others will tank to fresh lows. Choose carefully or stay in cash.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 26 16:57:03 2020 No.18109389 >>18109326 I wish, I sold all my calls for other shit. My speculative position is the TLT puts right now. Yields will go back up and I'll make a few extra shekels. Got May first expirations too. It's going to be easy money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:57:03 2020 No.18109390 File: 37 KB, 392x415, upro.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109344 read the prospectus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:57:18 2020 No.18109394 >>18109355 Yes and when Trump gets an impromptu press conference extends the lockdown because NYC won't be any less on fire it will go down because everyone prices in Trump's craziness that he will open up the country.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:57:45 2020 No.18109401 File: 414 KB, 1536x2048, 1584644551609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Some of you guys are going to miss the biggest run in the history of capitalism

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:57:57 2020 No.18109404 >>18109135 top fucking kek

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:58:05 2020 No.18109411

>>18109355
AMC has been slowly bleeding to death for the last 5 years and has a 10% growth in one day during what must historically be THE worst time ever to be a business that needs people packed closely together. This market is pure chaos and makes zero sense. AMC should be filing for bankruptcy, not having historic gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:58:05 2020 No.18109412 >>18109291 chart is outdated

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:58:19 2020 No.18109416 >>18109334 PRICED IN ! Losses: BULLISH Earnings surprises downside: BULLISH Dividend Halts: VERY BULLISH SSL up 50% today before profits taken. P E R M A B U L L V SHAPE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:58:20 2020 No.18109417 File: 125 KB, 332x450, 1439111729639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'm just going to go take a nap forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:58:28 2020 No.18109419 File: 32 KB, 889x508, future.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109372 This is your future bearcuck

chris farley Thu Mar 26 16:58:33 2020 No.18109421

>>18109344
pumping and volatility are your enemy with things like SQQQ and SDOW. Only straight down bear style will make u big 1000000000+%gains
if you hold till the pumping stops, and then hold till the dumping starts... at some point in that dumping you can double triple quadruple what u put in.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:58:56 2020 No.18109428
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I love seeing this, this is so fucking nuts it's great.
Never has the situation been so utterly fucked and never has the market been this disconnected from reality.
Hell it's even disconnected from oil, which is something it used to follow just few days ago.
The amount of people getting absolutely raped by the market is going to cause a never seen before tsunami of pink wojaks.
Idiots in the media saying this is a reversal and so many skittish bears fomoing into this, is going to cause legendary asspain during the next move down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:59:02 2020 No.18109431 File: 1.06 MB, 1580x1574, 1584145161799.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE US IS FIRST AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT WILL DRUMPF SAY TO THIS OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:59:12 2020 No.18109435 >>18109384 They really did. >>18108750 Everything saw a huge spike in volume. Every sector. Every company.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:59:16 2020 No.18109438 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:59:30 2020 No.18109441 >>18109389 yeah makes sense except yields won't' go up for a few years

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>>18109387
Kek no it won't you dumb faggot, if anything it will rally people more into a bull market. You think like a rational queer because we know your portfolio is sitting on a big red candle right now for being a dumb bear. Oooff!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:59:43 2020 No.18109443 File: 476 KB, 1255x513, 1581508040965.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't see anything wrong with this personally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:59:49 2020 No.18109446 >>18109358 Data scientist here and I can tell you this is not going to happen, for AI to work you need representable data which you will not get during a crisis. Predictive modeling doesn't work for Black Swans. Just invest in food or masks.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:00:19 2020 No.18109454

>>18109291
There is literally nothing bad that can happen. The GDP shrink we will see is already priced in. Americans will literally work their fingers to the bone after they are allowed to start working again. We are going to see 30k EOY.
If you can’t see this, you literally have no idea how fucking industrious Americans are. We will outwork, outproduce, and outpace every country and we’ll brag about it all the way to the bank.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:00:22 2020 No.18109456 File: 904 KB, 320x134, Goddamnit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw holding sqqq and spy puts

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:00:22 2020 No.18109457 >>18109024 Anons, how do you judge which stocks to buy if real world numbers no longer affect it and EVERYTHING is propped up by the Ominssiah(QE)?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:00:43 2020 No.18109461 File: 26 KB, 151x108, 1585196346952.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109428 Imagine being this much of a retard and not realizing you are getting roasted for being a dumb greedy bear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:00:47 2020 No.18109463 >>18109428 The good thing should be to buy things right now? Or to sit back and cry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:00:56 2020 No.18109466 >>18109358 An education in robotics engineering.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:01:26 2020 No.18109475 >>18109390 okay so does this effect me much if I only hold them for a week or so?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:01:38 2020 No.18109483 >>18109401 Name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:01:46 2020 No.18109486 >>18109264 source: dude just trust me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:01:50 2020 No.18109487 File: 80 KB, 815x634, 1573567944218.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jesus christo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:01:59 2020 No.18109490 >>18109463 I'm bearish. I have some indexes and funds from last week that i'm hedging with inverse etfs from today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:02:05 2020 No.18109491 >>18109443 less overhead is bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:02:16 2020 No.18109494 >>18109442 Sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:02:36 2020 No.18109501 >>18109461 >imagine being a bull >entire world in lockdown >people dropping dead everywhere >health system overrun Yes, I am going long!!!

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Mar 26 17:02:38 2020 No.18109502 >>18109389 how far you think it will drop?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:02:44 2020 No.18109503 >>18109486 Did you see today's last minute pump?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:02:56 2020 No.18109512
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>>18109442
>we know your portfolio is sitting on a big red candle right now for being a dumb bear. Oooff!
I haven't shorted this crash at all to date. Only went long on oil for a bit. I'm all cash waiting for better clarification on my TA. I don't care which direction things go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:03:22 2020 No.18109518 >>18109487 This means we are in recovery right?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:03:24 2020 No.18109519
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Hello everybody, I'll be your technical analyst for the day!
I'm getting very bearish signals, the market might not be verifying it but just keep holding those puts, you won't regret it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:03:29 2020 No.18109522 File: 65 KB, 931x524, 694940094001_6044245335001_6044245141001-vs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if the government can make the stocks go whatever way the want, regardless of whats happening in real world then - whats the point of it all?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:03:36 2020 No.18109525 >>18109503 Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:03:48 2020 No.18109530
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>>18109456
Do you love losing money because right now you would be better off paying an Asian mistress with cute feet that you can call Mistress Corona while she gives you your money's worth in the finest of cock and ball torture. Trust me, this will make a much better investment speaking from experience as an ex bear.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:03:53 2020 No.18109532

>>18108729
Is there a public list of which equities soxl is based on? 3x isn't enough leverage for me. I'd like to buy leaps on the underlying companies.

I'd buy leaps on soxl but it seems like whenever I have bought calls on a triple leveraged ETF, the gains didn't compare to what I'd expect from just buying options on the unleveraged security.

E.g., spxs calls didn't seem to work as well for me as spy puts and I don't know why but I'm avoiding options on triple leveraged ETFs for now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:03:57 2020 No.18109533 >>18109389 Yields will skyrocket, but when do you think the Fed will stop their asset purchases? QE Infinity may last for a long time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:04:07 2020 No.18109535 >>18109518 It means everyone is basically becoming an employee of the Fed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:04:31 2020 No.18109538 >>18109525 Nope, coming back is already priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:04:33 2020 No.18109539 >>18109518 It means that nobody but the Federal Reserve knows where the market is going to go at this point. Anybody who tries to tell you otherwise is lying or talking out of their ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:04:44 2020 No.18109541 File: 74 KB, 600x600, 1582560903881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GALT, LCI, and SAVA!

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:00 2020 No.18109547

>U.S. Dollar Tanks As Traders Worry About More Job Losses
>The U.S. dollar traded lower against all of the major currencies today after jobless claims topped 3.2 million. We’ve never seen weekly jobless claims at these levels before. They are more than four times greater than the prior high set in October 1982 and double the 1.5-million forecast.

>Market pumps fifth day in a row

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:13 2020 No.18109551 >>18109530 Disgusting feet. Try this https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5af001a672a1c

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:23 2020 No.18109554
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Uhhhh can someone hook me up with some memedicators and meme lines? SURELY we must be oversold by now... right?

>>18109503
Yeah, could've been FOMO, or bears shorting SPY getting margin called.

>>18109487
what's your point?

>>18109530
Sounds like a decent investment
Where did you find yours?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:35 2020 No.18109557 >>18109532 It's literally in the OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:35 2020 No.18109558 >>18109446 He meant money flowing into automation by big business will increase (I think it's already at max)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:41 2020 No.18109561 >>18109551 >watching porn

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:45 2020 No.18109563 >>18109456 lmao i read one guy dropped 10k on sqqq rofl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:48 2020 No.18109564 File: 68 KB, 500x324, bubble-psychology(2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bull trap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:52 2020 No.18109565 >>18109487 What am I looking at

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:05:59 2020 No.18109568 Eventually it'll pump to 29,500 again, whilst half of the country is unemployed and 2/3 of the worlds population is on lockdown

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:06:10 2020 No.18109570 >>18109522 The point is all those times we made fun of commie China for fixing the price of stocks are now extra fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:06:18 2020 No.18109572 File: 205 KB, 853x1280, 1472702_010_e86f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109501 Imagine thinking this isn't already PRICED IN! >it's not too late for bears to get returns on their money by booking an hr appointment with Mistress Corona

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 26 17:06:25 2020 No.18109575 >>18109502 I'm waiting for it to fall 6% and taking my winners and moving onto the next trade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:06:30 2020 No.18109578 if the fed unofficially took over the market, doesn't that mean the technical analysis rules get thrown out of the window?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:06:37 2020 No.18109581 >>18109547 It's simply inflation.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:06:39 2020 No.18109582

Anybody holds Dragerwerk(DRW3)?

"Drägerwerk AG is a German company based in Lübeck[2] which makes breathing and protection equipment, gas detection and analysis systems, and noninvasive patient monitoring technologies.[3] Customers include hospitals, fire departments and diving companies."

Up 12% today. Seems like one of those companies that make crazy amounts of money in times like this, considering buying tomorrow what do you guys think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:06:40 2020 No.18109583 >>18109568 I can't be the only one that thinks this is absolutely based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:07:05 2020 No.18109592 on one hand i dont mind if it goes up indefinitely but i wish it would go down so i could buy even more i still have like 30% of the money i reserved waiting for cheap stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:07:07 2020 No.18109593 >>18109564 Return to mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:07:19 2020 No.18109595 I respect bros, women

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:07:34 2020 No.18109598 >>18109582 Drager makes a ton of SCBA and related equipments for firefighting and mining in addition to their healthcare ventilators. If I wouldn't get raped by foreign fees, I would have bought them years ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:07:40 2020 No.18109603 >>18109564 return to the mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:07:48 2020 No.18109605 File: 191 KB, 960x849, 1444822509588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >still time for the US to beat the number of new cases in a day (currently 14k, China)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:07:52 2020 No.18109606 >>18109582 Didnt some German anon say they got a government contract for respirators last week?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:08:08 2020 No.18109612 >>18109564 what does the mean look like right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:08:19 2020 No.18109619 File: 78 KB, 386x881, Screenshot_20200325-135225_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm guessing the fed can't keep this up for a month and a half without faltering but who knows. Captain's gotta go down with his ship y'know?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:08:40 2020 No.18109627
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>>18109554
>Sounds like a decent investment
Where did you find yours?
Fetlife, it's like the Myspace for bdsm but filled with a lot more betas pretending their doms and financial dominatrix mistresses which is a fancy way of saying slaeneesh chaos prostitute.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:09:06 2020 No.18109633

>>18109547
Want to know why? Because you have companies trading at early 2000s prices while you retards are focused on broad indices. Real investors are seeing individual stocks bottoming out and are buying back in now, retail retards like you are obsessed with following unpredictable indices on leveraged funds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:09:12 2020 No.18109635 Oil Chads fall in.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:09:46 2020 No.18109638
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Anons i cant control my anxiety! Im scared asf about losing my money even though i know this is the easiest way for me to make money if I make the right plays and dont act recklessly. Yet here i sit nervous, shaking, and stomach making noises at random which has resulted in bloody poops in the past (does this when i have huge anxiety and or stress). Need to calm this anxiety.

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 26 17:09:50 2020 No.18109640 >>18109605 not going to happen, we've been practicing social distancing and using the task force's 15 days to slow the spread guidelines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:09:53 2020 No.18109642 >>18109633 >Real investors are seeing individual stocks bottoming out and are buying back in now Trading volumes does not agree with this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:10:18 2020 No.18109647 File: 141 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20200326-160936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109593 >>18109603 Not even close

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:10:34 2020 No.18109649 File: 43 KB, 408x439, 1447048099405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109635 >tfw going long on Suncor and Exxon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:03 2020 No.18109651 >>18109635 US is threatening to sanction Saudi Arabia. There's no future for oil

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:13 2020 No.18109655 >>18109640 you're about 400 cases away from the record if youre to beat it today

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:18 2020 No.18109656 >>18109638 what the heck get a prescription for some beta blockers or something

>>	grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O Thu Mar 26 17:11:19 2020 No.18109657 >>18109638 You're positions sizes are too large. You need to start with amounts you feel comfortable with and slowly move up as you gain more experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:22 2020 No.18109658 >>18109638 Just calm down anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:23 2020 No.18109659 File: 1.43 MB, 400x254, 1517418919435.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109633 >Real investors are seeing individual stocks bottoming out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:25 2020 No.18109662 >>18109635 Here, here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:29 2020 No.18109663 >>18109633 Which decent equities are trading at early 2000’s prices?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:37 2020 No.18109666 File: 9 KB, 185x273, madmadmad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >China 81k I will never not be mad at this bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:11:59 2020 No.18109668 >>18109647 I don’t take analysis from phonefags seriously

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:12:07 2020 No.18109672 File: 344 KB, 576x467, 1495503060709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >what a fucking ride this has been >you were here to witness history >and the worst isn't over yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:12:15 2020 No.18109674 >>18109638 Swing low, sweet chariot

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:12:32 2020 No.18109676
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>>18109582
they make gas stuff
Fun story, when the first ascent of Everest happened, the British had brought along O2 equipment made by British companies and also some made by Draeger. For the ascent climb, they ended up using the Draeger equipment because it was less likely to fail in the freezing temps
https://www.draeger.com/Corporate/Content/the_history_of_draeger_1.pdf

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:12:37 2020 No.18109678 >>18109651 That would be exactly why it would go up >>18109627 >slaeneesh chaos prostitute this some sort of warhammer thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:12:55 2020 No.18109686 File: 713 KB, 420x420, 1516696514953.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109635 >mfw HAL and XOM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:12:58 2020 No.18109687 >>18109668 >TA I don't take you seriously

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:12:59 2020 No.18109689 >>18109638 Please talk to a doctor about your bloody poops. TotalBiscuit died that way.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:13:01 2020 No.18109690

>>18109606
Did a quick google search:
"The Drägerwerk share remains one of the most sought-after shares on the German price list in the midst of the Corona crisis. Because the company manufactures important ventilators, most recently the federal government placed a large order with the Lübeckers. Hauck & Aufhäuser is reacting in the form of an upgrade."

so i think so

LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Mar 26 17:13:07 2020 No.18109693

>>18109642
>>18109605
If you think about it.. people with jobs that are "essential" are the ones at risk going out and about.. meaning non essential people won't get infected.. how will this really play out? i mean.. if all the essential people get exposed then what? we're going to rely on the non essential people to carry this society? I say shut it all down.. pools closed

>>	chris farley Thu Mar 26 17:13:20 2020 No.18109694 >>18109672 for selfish gains i hope ur right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:13:35 2020 No.18109701 >>18109672 Worst is over

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:13:40 2020 No.18109703 also, WHERE is DRUMPF conference???!

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:13:51 2020 No.18109705

>>18109443
Absolutely based

FUCK landlords
During the 2008 crisis our landlord refused to lower our rates, our business went under, and that lot has been empty for more than a decade
He owned a dozen properties so he didn't care if ours went under, guy wasn't even a jew he was a blonde headed fuck, I hope he blew his brains out but he probably just cashed out on the properties

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:14:01 2020 No.18109709 >>18109672 >the worst isn't over yet I hope so but it seems increasingly unlikely. We might have missed the dip of a lifetime because of the Fed's interference this week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:14:03 2020 No.18109711 I am beginning to think that the VI is basically a shitpost index. The higher it has gone the more transplants from other boards that come here to larp and force memes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:14:08 2020 No.18109712 File: 14 KB, 419x142, 1585252515574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he bought?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:14:15 2020 No.18109714 >>18109651 Wouldn't that be good for US oil companies?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:15:05 2020 No.18109727 File: 391 KB, 1908x1146, 9989624-0-image-a-34_1550568994351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109678 >this some sort of warhammer thing? Don't you know what time line you are living in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:15:07 2020 No.18109728 >>18109539 > nobody but the Federal Reserve knows where the market is going to go at this point lol did you forget Ackman recently making 2.6b from 27m right at the bottom? niggas know

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:15:10 2020 No.18109730 >>18109642 Today's volume is completely within the range of volume we've been seeing across the entire month of March.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:15:16 2020 No.18109731 File: 98 KB, 750x872, 88DA294E-E794-4522-A37D-8FE6A89926D8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109703 Not listening to that orange retard anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:15:28 2020 No.18109735 File: 43 KB, 641x491, Tired Pepe eyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-balance-sheet-tops-5-210852141.html This fucking shit should be motherfucking illegal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:15:32 2020 No.18109737 >>18109572 "Priced in" literally just means "I have no argument" now, you niggers have removed any meaning it once had, not that anyone on /biz/ could even tell you how to calculate it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:15:47 2020 No.18109742 >>18109564 The bubble theory doesn't work for this situation in the way you think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:16:00 2020 No.18109745 >>18109712 it won't be red tomorrow. if this is gonna dump, it will be on tuesday. more people baited in on a friday and over a weekend. then squeeze shorts out on another pump monday. then dump on tuesday for big gains

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:16:13 2020 No.18109749 >>18109633 Nobody bought back so far except buybacks via short term loans and bail outs of companies. But hey as long as you are happy. :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:16:15 2020 No.18109751 >>18109701 >>18109709 Go look at the updated covid numbers. We have zero chance of slowing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:16:23 2020 No.18109753 >>18109737 the arguments have been priced in, retard

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:16:28 2020 No.18109757

>>18109693
>The White House is working to release federal social distancing guidelines that may advise some regions to loosen restrictions, President Donald Trump wrote in a letter to the governors of all 50 US states.

It's only going to get worse for you. all the non-essentials will be back at work soon, so everyone will have it. i seriously worry for you guys long term. i genuinely think most of the world will have seen the worst of it while you're still getting worse and worse. remember that trump chose economic dick swinging over your health (and lives) when november comes around :)

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:16:36 2020 No.18109760

I just started investing last week with a $200 portfolio, the most I could afford. I had to wait a week for e-trade to clear my funds for some dumb reason.
I had to pay a brokerage fee of $7 on one of my trades for reasons unknown to me, it was a different sort of stock I guess.
Anyways, despite that my portfolio is now worth $237 for basically no risk, but all I feel is anger because DIS is recovering so fast, my other stock is creeping up too fast, and I won't have investable funds until next week because muh biweekly paycheck bullshit, and then probably another week to clear those.
Still, I'm hoping the market will stay a little bearish until the pandemic's actually over....r-right guys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:16:55 2020 No.18109765 File: 771 KB, 500x277, 1502251831943.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109735 haha money printer go brrr

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:16:59 2020 No.18109767 >>18109693 what if donald drumpf engineered the virus to finally drain the swamp once and for all

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:17:14 2020 No.18109771 >>18109735 HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:17:23 2020 No.18109774 >>18109751 Real life has nothing to do with the stock market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:17:25 2020 No.18109775 >>18109751 Testing is increasing, not infection rate

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:17:25 2020 No.18109777 >>18109727 Not sure, probably the worst one. Does it have something to Do with vidya or tabletop?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:17:46 2020 No.18109782 >>18109737 its a good thing. It will stop newfags from thinking they can get rich by yoloing into options or picking muh favorite stock "just needs to go lower, 20% drop isnt low enough"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:17:55 2020 No.18109783 >3 billion people locked down not working >market recovers at heroic pace So this means those people were never needed in the first place right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:18:02 2020 No.18109786 File: 600 KB, 2048x1366, bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if it goes up tomorrow again then I open short before market closure, I mean the FED can't just pump SP500 to 3300 with global recession in full force, or can it

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:18:07 2020 No.18109788 [DELETED]

Burry Tier:
>Quadruple Leveraged OTM puts picked up in early january which expire in jan 2021
High Tier:
>ITM puts which expire in september
OK Tier:
>OTM puts which expire in july
>Break Even Tier
OTM puts which expire before may
>Oof Tier:
OTM puts which expire before april 8th
>$ROPE Tier:
All calls not closed in the next two weeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:18:16 2020 No.18109791 >>18109775 OH WOW BECAUSE BOTH CAN'T BE INCREASING RIGHT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:18:29 2020 No.18109797 >>18109735 they bought the dip they can sell back the assets that they bought for a profit just like what happened in 2008 you can get as mad as you want lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:18:48 2020 No.18109801 File: 84 KB, 560x448, 1584819686836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109057

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:18:54 2020 No.18109802 File: 1.19 MB, 980x1500, 1585154514155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109751 2 million confirmed infections would equal severity of annual flu in usa

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:18:56 2020 No.18109803 lol we're going so fucking red on monday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:19:21 2020 No.18109809 >>18109757 Italy's average age of corona death is 80 fucking years old, the only people in danger haven't even been working for 20 years.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:19:22 2020 No.18109810
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>>18109737
STOP PLAYIN! I did throw you bears arguments all last week why this week would be green but you guys called me retarded. Who knows how long this pump will go for but I'll tell you what fucker, I got mine and that's all I care about. I don't have to explain shit. If you guys are dumb that's on your parents and the public schools you went to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:19:23 2020 No.18109811 File: 80 KB, 1200x675, 1585240996803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109564 Bulltrap prevented by a bailout.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:19:26 2020 No.18109816 >>18109783 no, fast food, coffee, and smart phones are not needed

>>	chris farley Thu Mar 26 17:19:30 2020 No.18109818 File: 467 KB, 516x424, Screen Shot 2020-03-25 at 12.16.00 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109786 that is literally the multi-trillion dollar question.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:19:31 2020 No.18109819 File: 167 KB, 1514x973, Mean Memes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109612 Like the light blue thick line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:19:55 2020 No.18109825 File: 70 KB, 880x882, 1583272345044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bears complaining because they once again convinced themselves we were nowhere near the bottom Classic.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:20:00 2020 No.18109827

Burry Tier:
>Quadruple Leveraged OTM puts picked up in early january which expire in jan 2021
High Tier:
>ITM puts which expire in september
OK Tier:
>OTM puts which expire in july
Break Even Tier
>OTM puts which expire before may
Oof Tier:
>OTM puts which expire before april 8th
$ROPE Tier:
>All calls not closed in the next two weeks

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:20:15 2020 No.18109833

>>18109786
The market taking off life a rocket when literally all market indicators are bad to awful means that the Fed has removed any coupling whatsoever between the market and the economy.
It is just a lottery or, more probably, just a ponzi scheme at that point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:20:19 2020 No.18109834 File: 141 KB, 971x565, 2urkmi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109783 >no paychecks for the lower parts of society >all of these people are consumers >consumers have no money >why is no one buying our goods >why is our revenue down

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Mar 26 17:20:20 2020 No.18109835 >>18109767 maybe china was in on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:20:29 2020 No.18109838 What oil stock should I buy? Serious request for advice please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:20:30 2020 No.18109839 >>18109803 No we arent. Fed will just keep pumping. How else are trumps hotels going to survive. Or how else is trump going to win the reelection?

>>	chris farley Thu Mar 26 17:20:33 2020 No.18109840 File: 41 KB, 620x567, guycmon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109811 prevented or delayed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:20:41 2020 No.18109842 >>18109803 nope

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:20:56 2020 No.18109847 >>18109554 >oversold Overbought? Not really.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:21:08 2020 No.18109849
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>>18109797
So US government comes up with all those retarded rules for individual investors, but has essentially unlimited margin and debt ceiling to buy stocks?

What stops the fed from just printing enough money to buy the entire economy and turn US into a corpo-feudal state?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:21:27 2020 No.18109853 >>18109454 >this guy still thinks we live in a white Protestant country America is a big pie of white jewish and Asian taxes fought over by the third world, the recovery will take 10 years and money will be worthless at the end of it

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:21:34 2020 No.18109858
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>>18109651
>There's no future for oil
We'll I guess there's no future for, cars, plains, electricity, central heating and basically our entire modern infrastructure....... Soon people will be giving away oil for free!!! And then when the price of oil goes negative, then the gas station will pay YOU to fill up on gas!!!!!!
You guys need to get your heads out of your asses and buy oil. Do you see how delusional you are?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:21:35 2020 No.18109856 >>18109838 Any big names. Avoid smaller companies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:21:44 2020 No.18109863 >>18109849 >What stops the fed from just printing enough money to buy the entire economy and turn US into a corpo-feudal state? That was literally what they announced before Monday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:21:44 2020 No.18109865 >>18109811 bull traps are a myth as long as you always buy the right stocks at the right prices, the timing is inconsequential

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:21:54 2020 No.18109868 >>18109786 lol they can and they will. Everyone is fully aware of it and I am pretty sure how trump will tweet how there are new all time highs with the entire world on lockdown

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:22:13 2020 No.18109876 >>18109838 easy oil some company that does not do too much fracking or any activity which relies on the price of oil being consistently high

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:22:33 2020 No.18109880 File: 640 KB, 2048x1152, 1584474532604.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1-3 re3 demo 5-7 ff7r demo 4,8,9,0 bloodstained

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:22:36 2020 No.18109881 >>18109834 >consumers have no money So same as before the virus?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:22:36 2020 No.18109882 >>18109858 The media is trying to convince people to miss out on the chance of a lifetime. Millionaires will be made during the oil rebound and they don't want anybody to participate in it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:22:42 2020 No.18109886 File: 33 KB, 629x505, 1460255208493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It will go back down...it has to....

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:22:47 2020 No.18109888 >>18109635 I sold earlier today. No momentum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:22:50 2020 No.18109889 >>18109651 >US is threatening to sanction Saudi Arabia. There's no future for oil Bobos are so fucking dumb.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:22:52 2020 No.18109890 >>18109802 But with a flu, we know what to expect and how to combat it. We don't know shit about Wuhan Virus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:10 2020 No.18109902 File: 24 KB, 480x360, second.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109777 Come on Anon, you know the answer to this. It's the worst of both. The best is to be prepared for anything at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:14 2020 No.18109904 Anyone else scroll back to 2008-2009 to compare price movement to today? Those daily candles look like a sunday picnic

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:16 2020 No.18109905 >>18109881 There's this thing called credit cards

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:17 2020 No.18109906 >>18109881 Ok you're simply too stupid to have this conversation.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 26 17:23:24 2020 No.18109908 Why is GME popping off AH? what good news has been released?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:27 2020 No.18109910

>>18109809
>Based upon available information to date, those at high-risk for severe illness from COVID-19 include:
>People of any age with severe obesity (body mass index [BMI] >40) or certain underlying medical conditions, particularly if not well controlled, such as those with diabetes, renal failure, or liver disease might also be at risk
>The prevalence of obesity [in the US] was 42.4% in 2017~2018.
you're fucked. it's easier if you just accept it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:30 2020 No.18109911 >>18109847 oops yeah overbought Well shit. I don't know what the fuck to do with all these short positions and cash. >>18109880 I wonder if this shit will work on my puter

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:37 2020 No.18109915 >>18109775 Thanks for your clairvoyance

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:47 2020 No.18109917 File: 158 KB, 689x1199, A2BC3F90-8CA0-4AFE-91C9-8F426E5764EA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bull market

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:52 2020 No.18109919

>>18109558
Indeed I understand that but for what are you going to use if there is sporadic production. You can't build an AI to predict the future right now, which is exactly what they are meant for. Some small models for example for crops will be created but don't expect miracles right now in that field unless you're considering defense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:23:56 2020 No.18109920 >>18109865 >buy the right stocks at the right prices, the timing is inconsequential based retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:24:06 2020 No.18109926 File: 236 KB, 1920x1080, airplane0977b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109651 >US is threatening to sanction Saudi Arabia. >There's no future for oil Anon... those statements are contradictory.

>>	W33DBrahski Thu Mar 26 17:24:23 2020 No.18109933 >>18109849 >What stops the fed from just printing enough money to buy the entire economy and turn US into a corpo-feudal state? The remnants of the Founding Fathers and their Constitution >>18109839 + >>18109809 + >>18109786 What do u think, m8?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:24:24 2020 No.18109934 >>18109651 CL 40c Jun'20. You will be very rich.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 26 17:24:54 2020 No.18109939 >>18109791 testing != infections you monolithic dong-burdened brapper

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:25:01 2020 No.18109944 >>18109889 if you think the current oversupply will be sold by 4 fuckin irrelevant senators you just prove how dumb bulltards really are

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:25:08 2020 No.18109948 >>18109917 You fucking realize Jew York holds like 50% of America's cases of corona right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:25:31 2020 No.18109957 >>18109902 the worst of both what? >>18109908 earnings I think >>18109917 that might be overpreperation for the absolute worst... >>18109934 you're saying I should buy MORE colgate after this pump??

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:25:43 2020 No.18109960

>>18109849
It isn't in their mandate.
Their mandate is both simple and clear: reasonable employment and monetary supply.

In times like this, their actions might seem confusing if someone doesn't have an understanding of monetary policy or turbulent market mechanics.

The Fed hasn't made any significant equity purchases yet, because buying stocks at this time is not necessary for their mandate. They have purchased other instruments, for specific and correct reasons.
They might not purchase equities, or they might.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:25:45 2020 No.18109961 >>18109917 >autopsies LMAO they still think there will be time to do autopsies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:25:52 2020 No.18109963 >>18109917 >New York >New York and California have 90% of all cases in the US Today these people are gonna find out there are 48 other states in the country

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:25:53 2020 No.18109964 The effects of coronavirus on the economy, employment, global trade and travel are roughly equivalent to a nuclear bomb being dropped on Rotterdam or Singapore

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 26 17:25:54 2020 No.18109965 >>18109811 maybe the bailout IS the bulltrap? did you ever consider that? NO, you fucking didn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:25:58 2020 No.18109966 >>18109917 More bad news? nice. another +5% tomorrow and on monday then!

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:26:03 2020 No.18109969
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>>18109786
>the FED can't just pump SP500 to 3300 with global recession in full force, or can it
they absolutely can if they want to

they can pump this bubble to mars like they're fucking elon musk

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:26:15 2020 No.18109974 >>18109966 LOL. right

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:26:16 2020 No.18109975 >>18109917 Bodies in the street are BULLISH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:26:46 2020 No.18109985 >>18109944 One well-placed bullet could end the price war in an instant and it will probably come from one of MBS' own men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:26:47 2020 No.18109987 File: 246 KB, 1125x1655, 1584981896210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109957 >the worst of what Everything

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 26 17:26:55 2020 No.18109990 >>18109957 i thought earnings was april 10th... they must've changed the date. im happy tho! got 30 contracts each for .01

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:26:55 2020 No.18109991 >>18109838 FANG

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:27:04 2020 No.18109994 >>18109963 48 flyover states lol

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:27:06 2020 No.18109995

>>18109297
By being devilishly bullish when you need to be, and selling before the market decides to be a bear.
There are going to be some bit trough to peaks which translates into serious gains if you have a mix of luck and skill.

Manage your risk, Invest, and profit off of suckers before the market turns against you. Bullcucks are perfect for selling out of a bubble at a good price.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:27:12 2020 No.18109996

Seems like a relief rally but we have no idea if it dumps and then goes into weeks or months of recession.

Given how hard the fed hit the gas I don't know how long it takes to get to peak or if recession time ends as soon as corona does.

If Trump fucks this up bad enough the virus could spread to more than 50% of the population and then mostly burn itself out... Only to come back (more gradually) for the remaining people once social distancing ends.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:27:27 2020 No.18110004 File: 127 KB, 782x758, 1558302635838.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109966 >More bad news? nice. another +5% tomorrow and on monday then! >>18109974 >LOL. right

>>	W33DBrahski Thu Mar 26 17:27:30 2020 No.18110005 >>18109969 Look how pissy the JPM banksters are acting Papa Powell is dropping his big steel cojones on the anvil!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:27:46 2020 No.18110007 >>18109917 >80k cases only 1k deaths

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:27:56 2020 No.18110011 >>18110004 have fun still holding puts tomorrow :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:27:58 2020 No.18110014 >>18109963 >>18109948 California and New York account for most of the US GDP and economy retards. New York accounts for most of the US financial market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:28:09 2020 No.18110016 DRUMPF CAME OUT

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:28:28 2020 No.18110020
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>>18109656
Ehh no i know that stuff can mess with ur mind. Im more so scared i missed the dip and have worthless puts.

>>18109657
Trimmed it a bit on a profitable one that makes up for some loss.

>>18109658
Thanks fren.

>>18109674
Huh?

>>18109689
Doctors already know about it. They just give me useless medication. They want to also do a gi which is pointless as I know others whove had it and all they get is stronger meds at best. Anyways mine is clearly caused by stress and anxiety as it became evident a while back. Seemed to be caused by food at first but that was likely me tricking myself into it being irritable food. Once I realized that i ate junkfood galore...no issues. Hmmm talking about it calmed me down, thanks fren.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:28:45 2020 No.18110024 File: 7 KB, 211x239, 1563927241296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18110011 >have fun still holding puts tomorrow :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:29:00 2020 No.18110028 >>18109963 If the economy was based on the shithole flyover states in the rust belt, the Dow would already have hit zero

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:29:11 2020 No.18110030 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:29:20 2020 No.18110031 >>18109995 >mix of luck and skill. >luck Right one thing. Not sustainable over the long run

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:29:38 2020 No.18110036 "Coronavirus vaccine approved by FDA" >Dow drops 4,400 points in a single session

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:29:41 2020 No.18110038 File: 75 KB, 686x526, 1580703686173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18110004 >I still haven't figured out how the market PRICES THINGS IN WHY ISN'T THE ECONOMY CRASHING MORE OVER CORONA?!?!?! DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO WORK?????

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Mar 26 17:29:58 2020 No.18110043 File: 89 KB, 1080x1086, 1585157043321.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109990 >>18109908

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:30:12 2020 No.18110047 >>18110028 Without all the shithole flyover states your cities would crumble in under a couple weeks.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:30:28 2020 No.18110051

>>18109522
>whats the point of it all?
There isn't one.
They might as well push the dow to 85k in a day, because why not?
We're witnessing the end stages of the current economic system in the US.
This unsustainable debt fuckery is dying in front of our eyes and US is taking communist tier action to prop things up.
If they pump the market up to new heights and it's clear the real life has no effect on it, no one is going to have any faith in the market in the future.
More and more people are going to see the facade for what it is and then the dollar is fucking dead.
Why invest in the US if their economy is even more of a paper tiger than China?
It won't go to new heights though, this market will tank to 10k.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:30:30 2020 No.18110054

>>18109994
We're gonna fly over you while you're in quarantine.
>>18110014
People in those sectors are working remote. The damage being done is to retail workers in every state for the fuck up that is new York and California.
>>18110028
Cope harder coofer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:30:34 2020 No.18110057 >>18110020 just try a different pooping position, don't strain bloody poops are always because you're straining your little butt too hard to get the poops out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:30:35 2020 No.18110059 >>18110024 you are really dumb if you think it's going to drop tomorrow or next week, have fun losing more money

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:30:38 2020 No.18110060 >>18110038 Work set you free

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:30:43 2020 No.18110062 >>18109987 god damn it I never should've sold or went short this was fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:31:09 2020 No.18110069 why the fuck is trump reading all the names out lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:31:10 2020 No.18110070 File: 89 KB, 965x431, Treasury Yield Curve.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109098 Just remember to short next time the 10 Year Treasury bond yield falls below the 3 month Treasury yield.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:31:18 2020 No.18110072 File: 730 KB, 1320x674, x.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i dunno what to think

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:31:40 2020 No.18110081 File: 84 KB, 573x430, 1569284146759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUTURES UP, FUTURES UP, FUTURES UP

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:31:43 2020 No.18110082

>>18109995
You really think we'll keep this chaos for the next several months?

I'm trying to predict the stages of a recession/depression: 1. Crash 2. Relief rally 3. Slow decline and figure out how to prep for them before most people do.

Right now we're bull but how to prep for a slow decline? Tbh I don't even know if there will be one if fed overpumped. Maybe we get a slow sideways or slow incline period instead of a slow decline.

In any case, it seems like the great depression and great recession were 1. High volatility dump phase, 2. Sharp relief, 3. Slow period that seemed to have less daily price variance.

I wonder what vix would have been during those low variance days of phase 3. in great depression/recession. Maybe buyint vix puts with dates from 6-12 months out is the right play?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:31:51 2020 No.18110085 >>18110031 High skill can still yield bad results. You can do everything right and still lose. 80% probability can still fail, even though it was a calculated good decision.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:31:52 2020 No.18110086 IS HE GONNA MENTION THEY'RE THE FIRST IN CASES?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:31:57 2020 No.18110088 >>18110069 He's gonna read out all the people that died today from coronavirus

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:32:00 2020 No.18110089 File: 38 KB, 550x309, 1585241250378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109840 Ah, delayed; correct. Deff, delayed. Next market crash will be even worse! Give it 5 years.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:32:02 2020 No.18110091
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>>18110014
>California and New York account for most of the US GDP and economy retards.
>New York accounts for most of the US financial market.
They also account for most of the countries debt and have pants on head retarded policies and are known for being corrupt and dead weight. Trust me the rest of America won't miss them.

>pic related this is what bears look like right now over jerking it to Corona

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:32:04 2020 No.18110092 >>18110069 No clue but he sounds just exhausted and out of breath.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:32:32 2020 No.18110100 File: 53 KB, 600x800, 1578168795685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18110059 >you are really dumb if you think it's going to drop tomorrow or next week, have fun losing more money

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:32:46 2020 No.18110105 >>18110031 It's absolutely consistent if you are making bets with positive expected value and using the Kelly criterion to size your bets so you don't go broke. That's how pro poker players make money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:32:55 2020 No.18110109 >>18109564 We're in an inverted bubble right now so flip that puppy upside down then I'll listen

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:33:13 2020 No.18110110 File: 1.03 MB, 1019x746, 1584153272441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18110100

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:33:17 2020 No.18110115 File: 74 KB, 625x374, 046657ede3154549514cc754684cdd013f51e7c5ffee9a90fc5cab6ef1d1b1ab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18110070 do you have a chart for the 30yr Treasury ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:33:19 2020 No.18110117 >>18110024 >>18110100

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:33:20 2020 No.18110118
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>bears think a retrace to 2016 is not enough
>bears think 30% right off the ATH is not enough
>bears think an entire month of record-breaking drops is not enough
>bears think unprecedented QE is going to have no effect despite similar measures ending the financial crisis
>bears think 50% of the US population will die to a flu
>bears think an apocalypse hasn't been priced in yet
>bears think their last-minute SPY puts aren't an overdone thesis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:33:25 2020 No.18110121 >>18110092 coof

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:34:05 2020 No.18110129 >>18110126 >>18110126 >>18110126 new

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:34:11 2020 No.18110131 HE'S A WISE GUY. WE MADE SURE HE WOULDN'T BE SO MUCH ANYMORE TRUMP KILLED HIM CONFIRMED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:34:15 2020 No.18110132 >>18110118 Seriously, these guys are fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:34:20 2020 No.18110136 >>18110100 >bear cope this bad

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Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:35:44 2020 No.18110167

>>18110057
It's likely my intestines. The gurgling noises I get when im anxious or stressed seem to come from there. Really annoying that my anxiety and stress can cause something so annoying. Gets bad if I can't manage it well enough where it manifests into an actual physical ailment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:35:46 2020 No.18110168 >>18110082 The slow declines can be offset by bailouts and government intervention; Hence V pattern recoveries. These, themselves, cannot last forever, though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:35:59 2020 No.18110174

>>18110082
Nobody has any idea what the market is going to do. It's possible the fed just props it up and it is also possible that things get bad, confidence falls, and it dips.
In my opinion it's a higher than normal risk market because it is uncertain. You have the potential to win big or lose big. The winners will obviously say they knew all along what was going to happen but they are just lucky idiots if they think they can predict the future.

>>	Credit Spread Officer Thu Mar 26 17:36:14 2020 No.18110178 >>18110043 thats 30k shares for the price of 30 bucks. pretty neat huh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:37:11 2020 No.18110202 >>18109454 Nice b8, but nobody is retarded enough to believe this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:37:19 2020 No.18110206 >>18110072 imagine if we fall under the 10y MA.... boomer retirement cancelled >>18110167 have you tried microdosing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:37:32 2020 No.18110212 >>18110105 you can use any criterion you want. The fact remains that over the long term, the average investor would not be well suited to pick stocks

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:38:26 2020 No.18110231

>>18110167
>actual physical ailment
Besides the blood. Intestines get inflammed or something like gastritis. Real annoying as it lasts for over a week. Had it for years and all i get is some useless pills that id have to take for life that dont actually do anything because it doesnt treat the underlying issue, the anxiety and stress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:38:26 2020 No.18110232 >>18109849 >>18109960 >reasonable We're way pas reasonable when the Fed prints 25% of US GDP in a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:39:31 2020 No.18110255 >>18109071 I sold my CCL for a gain. Holding this one long term now with all this shat a happening is risky as hell. One bad thing leaks out, wham, your fucked. Better to make some money at least rather than lose money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:39:33 2020 No.18110256 File: 28 KB, 769x380, it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18109024 Actually the positive cases in Italy are 62013, you have to exclude the dead ones and the healed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:41:21 2020 No.18110306 >>18110206 >microdosing What is that? Drugs?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:42:13 2020 No.18110331

>>18109347
My small town just got locked down. Criminals are being freed from prison. Cops have been ordered to stand down and raiding parties are being formed. Groceries are out of canned and dry foods. No tp or cleaning products on the shelves. Events unpaid, mortgages suspended, car loan payments missed,credit card payments missed.
>its all priced in, bro.
source?
>trust me

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:42:26 2020 No.18110342

>>18110232
If they didn't keep the bond market / mortgage market / banks moving, then instead everyone would be saying "why didn't the Fed do anything?"

It's very easy to criticize them, especially normies and /pol/ types will gobble it up because they have no understanding of how the financial system works,
The system is still functioning properly because the Fed took the proper actions at the proper times. Could they have achieved the same thing with a few hundred billion dollars less or more? sure.
By the way, the amount currently on their balance sheet (I think that is what you are referring too with the 25% GDP) was not all added in the past week...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:42:33 2020 No.18110347 >>18110306 Tiny bit of psychoactives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:44:56 2020 No.18110404 >>18110091 If the midwest became its own country it would still be the most powerful country in the world.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:46:43 2020 No.18110446

>>18110306
if you're not staying calm it's fucking with your whole shit
now there could be some dietary reason, or it could all be in your head
regardless, there are plenty of things that you can take to calm you down and keep your mind state right, but you might not have the best of luck at the doctors office.
Just keep your dosage low, and try different things until it feels right

>>18110404
this is true, midwest chads are unstoppable
we need to build a wall and keep the coastal trash out
mountain chads are also OK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:48:11 2020 No.18110476 12 MINS LADS

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:48:12 2020 No.18110477
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His stock price keeps a climbing higher even with the virus shat. His divvy is safe and well covered from getting the ax. He is giving the virus the middle finger. Why don't you just let Him save you now while you still got a chance and let His fat divvy keep you warm and content during your golden retirement years. (Aside; You should've bagged DIS when it shat down to low 80's also)

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:48:16 2020 No.18110481

>>18110342
The only thing this does is give money to the ultra rich bankers who know how to abuse the system with special access and us peons are left with a worthless dollar. All these banks should be restructured and new laws preventing the same shit that we ALREADY DID IN 2008 FROM HAPPENING AGAIN. But no.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:48:43 2020 No.18110497
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This major cucking might just turn around. We've gone up $14 every day since the market started recovering. If this keeps up I'll be at strike in a little over 4 days. Please...

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:52:09 2020 No.18110584

>>18110481
well some of the parts of your post are rather generalized

But conceptually I do agree that there is too much asset price inflation. But that is something that should be countered on the ride back up, not when stocks are crashing and unemployment is spiking.
I think that the Fed is listening to people saying what you're saying, but most of the burden is on federal and state governments to set up the "rules" of the economy in a certain way, to increase competition and things like that.
The fed is supposed to keep the money flowing at as even a rate as they can, and they did a better job in 2020 than in 0809 (so far)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:53:19 2020 No.18110604 >>18109969 >they can pump this bubble to mars like they're fucking elon musk At this point would it be fair to not call it a bubble anymore? If the Fed has an unlimited ammo cheat code activated, how can the equities market possibly fail?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:54:18 2020 No.18110621

Oh well at least my 2400 is on it's way and no mater what at least I'll still have a job and get paid. Shit like this makes me glad I'm a state worker. Private sector, I'd be outta work now sitting on my ass at home dealing with unemployment paperwork shit (yeah I know its all online but still, paperwork is paperwork)

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:57:24 2020 No.18110690

>>18110584
>that should be countered on the ride back up
Yes, SHOULD. But we already did this rodeo in 2008 and they didn't do shit on the way back up and now its got us here, in the same spot, but worse.

What are they going to do? Make foreclosure illegal? Make firing people illegal? Indefinite universal basic income? Free loans forever? Who pays for it? How long will that last? Until every dollar is worthless and every peasant is starving?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 18:00:13 2020 No.18110752

Well a bit of bad and good news. Since march 20th to today Ky went from 63 cases to now 248 of the virus. The good news if you will is that just 5 people have died. So still very lucky compared to over states. It's now in the low 70's so hopefully it'll stay that way for a while and maybe stem the virus spread or outright kill it.

>>	chris farley Thu Mar 26 18:04:44 2020 No.18110856 File: 24 KB, 640x400, timetosleep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18110752 >>18110580 >>18110580 >>18110580 USA NUMBA ONE! WOOHOOOOOO! WE BEAT CHINA WE'RE REALLY NUMBA ONE NOW!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 18:05:36 2020 No.18110873 Whats your oil guys take on XOM, staking it all on the Permian basin?

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