Alright lads, time to put your thinking caps on

[Anonymous No.18107920]

Is this a bull rally or dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.18107944]

DUDE nobody is working. wtf do you think my nigga?

[Anonymous No.18107988]

>>18107920
These analysts are completely disconneted from reality. Nobody is working, nobody is consuming, everything is closed
Just wait for the companies balances, kek

[Anonymous No.18107994]

>>18107920
It’s a dead kike bounce

[Anonymous No.18107996]

>>18107920
I put my trust in this female writer for Bloomberg news. Just bought 100k shares.

[Anonymous No.18107999]

>>18107944
literally does not matter
everyone will be back to work in no time and the greatest economy ever will be back.... under budget and ahead of schedule
thank you based God Emperor

dem faggot cucks like you are absolutely seething that Trump pulled off another economic miracle

[Anonymous No.18108000]

>>18107920

[Anonymous No.18108003]

>>18107920
who writes this shit? Dead cat bounce if I've ever seen one.

[Anonymous No.18108060]

>>18107988
>not realizing why they say shit like this

[Anonymous No.18108069]

>>18108000
Trips of truth. We are "returning to normal."

[Anonymous No.18108072]

Got my cap on fren

[Anonymous No.18108087]

>>18107994
lmfao based

[Anonymous No.18108106]

>>18108003
>who writes this shit?

>Sarah

[Anonymous No.18108111]

>>18107920
Literally all signs hinting at a bull trap. You have to be on some military grade hopium to really think that we are out of the woods.

[Anonymous No.18108112]

>>18107920
It’s the onset of a hyperinflationary episode

[Anonymous No.18108121]

>>18107920

Brrrr, brrr, brrr, infinite moneys,

[Anonymous No.18108130]

>>18107944
It's going up cuz brrrr

[Anonymous No.18108194]

>>18108106

[Anonymous No.18108203]

>>18108060
So they can open their shorts higher?

[Anonymous No.18108227]

>>18108194
that is a beautiful woman.

[Anonymous No.18108233]

>>18108000
>>18108111
Bull trap checked

[Anonymous No.18108250]

>>18107920

1. the FED is purchasing billions of dollars worth of equities right now.
2. various pensions, sovereign wealth funds, etc. are "forced" buyers, meaning they are required by rules or regulations to have a certain amount of their portfolio in equities. They sold before or during the crash to preserve capital and now have to purchase stocks to meet their legal requirements.

Liquidity is absolutely terrible right now. It is basically just whales moving the stock prices up right now.

[Anonymous No.18108255]

>>18107994

>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.18108286]

>>18107994
Underrated

[Anonymous No.18108288]

Disbelief in the macro mega bull. zoom out

[Anonymous No.18108308]

>>18107920
If the medias are talking about the end of the bear, that's probably a cat

[Anonymous No.18108312]

>>18107944
>DUDE nobody is working.
spotted the brainlet.. the government makes the money, there are no reason to work at all.
The sad thing was that it took a pandemic before the government realized that the whole work for pay thing was stupid to begin with, and we should just all chill for a living.

[Anonymous No.18108322]

>>18107920
>Ponczek
Yeah, what do you think?

[Anonymous No.18108333]

>>18108000
I am glad we are back to normal, I was starting to worry.

[Anonymous No.18108353]

Literally the return to normal. It feels exactly like when BTC bounced back up to 17k and everyone thought the gravy train was still flowing

[Anonymous No.18108378]

>>18108322
*Pączek

[Anonymous No.18108397]

>>18108227
Imagine her kissing you on the cheek after a long day’s of work, and eating dinner together while talking about finance.

YFW you will never meet a girl like that

[Anonymous No.18108426]

>>18108003
I still believe this, but it's the longest and steepest fucking bounce of all time. Just fuck my puts up nigga.

[chris farley No.18108449]

>>18108194
i'd fuck that man

[Anonymous No.18108455]

If economy is going up when nobody is working.. does that mean everything ""they"" were ever telling us was bullshit?
Can we just have machines do everything for us, and get everything
we want for free / or from UBI

[Anonymous No.18108462]

>>18108353
Back then it was hype dying down. Right now bitcoin does what the stocks do. And the feds keep pumping. Fuck this shit. I feel like it's gonna crash real hard, but I really don't know because of the fucking fed

[Anonymous No.18108468]

This is just the last spasms, like when you inject adrenaline directly into some goners heart.

[Anonymous No.18108469]

>>18108111
what other signs are there?

[Anonymous No.18108483]

>>18107920
>3 million unemployed
>russia Saudi stand off still going
>no one will make rent
>quarantine could last for months
Definitely a bull go balls to the wall savings all in right now for Trump

[Anonymous No.18108507]

>>18107988
>they make fair analyses
It’s always a lie the trick is to see why

[Anonymous No.18108524]

According to bloomberg, the algos already dumped their stock positions down to 15% stock exposure, so theres not much left to dump. And Joe Public hasn't reacted fast enough to sell and are riding it out. Meanwhile unlimited QE is making the hedges take the early leap, aka Ackman.

[Anonymous No.18108535]

>>18108455
yes
>>18107920
B O U N C E
O
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N
C
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*orchestra hit*
*onestop.mid*

[Anonymous No.18108538]

>>18107920
New investor. How do I short the dow? Tell me step by step.

[Anonymous No.18108548]

>>18107988
She's also wrong about it being a technical reversal. It MIGHT be if there is more followup pumping but it's not confirmed yet. Even my TA set to me a bit on the twitchy side is sitting on the fence short of a buy signal.

[Anonymous No.18108555]

>>18107920
Possible bounce

[Anonymous No.18108558]

>>18108538
Alright
>1. Put your dick in a bee hive
>4.earn millions

[Anonymous No.18108560]

Bearish.

[Anonymous No.18108568]

>>18108538
use ^DIA as ticker symbol
sell short in TD Amerishart
voila

[Anonymous No.18108582]

>>18108538

If they are going to flood the market with liquidity. I don't think you can short it.

[Anonymous No.18108585]

>>18107920
This'd be when the knife hits the floor. Next'd be the echo.

[Anonymous No.18108619]

Still own my puts but I've been doing call options daily to hedge my losses. Almost to break even on my currently down puts. But whatever. All apart of the fun

[Anonymous No.18108628]

>>18107999
>they really are this retarded.
leave this one to natural selection

[Anonymous No.18108642]

Beartraps all the way back up to ATH. Too many doomers thinking they caught the "big short"

[Anonymous No.18108656]

>>18108582
If there is any more reason to hate boomer scum it's accelerating inflation for future generations so these morons can stop crying about their 401k.

[Anonymous No.18108672]

>>18107944
Clearly a dead cat bounce. And that's why it'll be a bull rally.

[Anonymous No.18108678]

>>18108426
>it's the longest and steepest fucking bounce of all time
they literally printed the entire US gdp and injected it lol

what do you expect?

[Anonymous No.18108690]

>>18107920
Dead cat bounce. There's no way it's just a temporary dip. Look at the state of the economy right now. Look at the stuff that news media don't report and you can see with your own eyes. Look at all the bullshit startup companies that have been started over the past several years. Think about how these companies are valuated. It's all based on smoke and mirrors. People are now realizing that the emperor has no clothes and are leaving in droves. The elite are exiting in steps.

[Anonymous No.18108703]

>>18108250
To add to this, look at the VOLUMES that are moving. It's huge green candles

[Anonymous No.18108704]

>>18108111
>checked and bull trap confirmed

[Anonymous No.18108709]

>>18108656
>accelerating inflation
Ride the Tiger

[Anonymous No.18108743]

>>18107920
The specialist that started the fear mongering has changed his outlook on the virus, basically it's over. Stocks are going to recover hard.

[Anonymous No.18108753]

>>18108000
S-see, everthing's j-just fine! It's normal it's normal it's normal it's normal

[Anonymous No.18108790]

>>18108743
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/imperial-college-scientist-who-predicted-500k-coronavirus-deaths-in-uk-revises-to-20k-or-less

[Anonymous No.18108823]

>>18108130
And as the now infamous "Money Printer go Brrr" meme captures so well, underlying the uncertainty is the risk that trillions of dollars in monetary and fiscal stimulus, and even more trillions in debt, "could create an eventual inflation shock that will trigger losses for bondholders."

[Anonymous No.18108878]

>>18107920
Dead cat bounce. Bobo is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.18108923]

>>18108397
because women only care about spending money, fag.

[Anonymous No.18108942]

>>18108250
>1. the FED is purchasing billions of dollars worth of equities right now.
>2. various pensions, sovereign wealth funds, etc. are "forced" buyers, meaning they are required by rules or regulations to have a certain amount of their portfolio in equities. They sold before or during the crash to preserve capital and now have to purchase stocks to meet their legal requirements.
>Liquidity is absolutely terrible right now. It is basically just whales moving the stock prices up right now.

I'm a brainlet, so are thing gonna pump or dump?

[Anonymous No.18108973]

>>18108942
according to him, it will pump for a while, then dump massively.

[Anonymous No.18108987]

>>18108194
thanks just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.18109013]

>>18108973
>according to him, it will pump for a while, then dump massively.

thanks anon. what's your opinion?

[chris farley No.18109028]

>>18108973
the dump is what sqqq is for fren.

[Anonymous No.18109036]

>>18108233
Whew lads! Our puts gonna pay!

[Anonymous No.18109110]

>>18107944
On the money printing factory they work and thats all that matter retard

[Anonymous No.18109127]

>>18109013
i dont have one since i have no idea. as it stands it might go to 30-40k in a month because of the inflation or renewed investor confidence and we might dump to 10k just as easily. at this point. only maybe the market maker whales, political and financial elite knows what will go down.

[Anonymous No.18109172]

>>18107944
>>18107988
Did you retards happen to miss a little $2 trillion dollar stimulus package or do you just not understand how much fucking money that is? The market cap of S&P 500 is 24.5 trillion, for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.18109204]

>>18108507
So whales can cash out a few dollars higher?

[Anonymous No.18109242]

>>18107999
>Trump pulled off another economic miracle
Pulled off what? Thr biggest fuck up with the virus even though he had nonths to prepare.

[chris farley No.18109253]

>>18107988
>too logical
thank you for remaining sane. being sane may not be practical though

[Anonymous No.18109296]

>>18109242
Virus ain't done yet and he's still fucking it up. He's sidelined Fauci for the yes-girl and team-Trump is ALL IN on this being a hoax lmao. Really this sucks. I'm just going to put everything in cash tomorrow probably, not worth the headache waiting it out overnight.

[Anonymous No.18109299]

The part that you guys are missing is that not everyone had some mc job that was easily axed in any economic uncertainty. A lot of people like me who have decent paying careers and spend a lot of money are still working from home, spending money on dumb shit, and living our lives. You need to stop projecting your own scenario onto everyone else and try to see the bigger more realistic picture of how the market is currently functioning. Society hasnt ended yet.

[Anonymous No.18109331]

>>18109172
indeed, but its money that has no underlying production or value. the amount goods and services are declining and the money supply grows by 2 times the market cap of the biggest megacorporation of the world. it causes huge damage to the economy, because there is less goods for every dollar. its literal monopoly money.

[Anonymous No.18109335]

>>18108743
So he realized this is the real deal and would like another chance to sell on top?

[Anonymous No.18109364]

>>18109331
>mun labor theory of value
The economy would keep growing even if we kept all the useless burger flippers at home for the rest of the decade

[Anonymous No.18109378]

>>18108111
>military grade hopium

Funny you should say that! Allow me to introduce:

Jerome’s Magical Money Machone~!

[Anonymous No.18109407]

>>18109299
and the real value of your salary got significantly refued. the next phase will be when you will be laid off, since the demand for programmers reduced, because people have less disposable income to fuck away on useless apps and increased demand for basic goods, therefore they spend more on food and electricity. if it goes on like it does, eventually only the basic essential industries remain. ultil they become unsustainable also.

[Anonymous No.18109423]

>>18109172
Yeah too bad there's a deadly virus sweeping across the country the president and his team of sycophants thinks is fake news. Did you know that the US just demanded Saudia Arabia end OPEC or face sanctions, declared the president of Venezula a narco-terrorist and they're going to also sanction every country on Earth who sells anything to the worlds largest telco (Huawei), and that was just YESTERDAY. What the US just did was pump blood into the system to hide the brutal internal bleeding. I can't time the meltdown, but it's going to come. Down, and down, and down again. It won't be a crash.

[Anonymous No.18109425]

>>18107988
Literally everyone I know is still working. Who lost their jobs? People who work at party City lmao? All real jobs 80k+ are working from home, everyone in transportation, food, convenience and big box stores all still have their jobs.

[Anonymous No.18109447]

>>18107920

WHY THIS IS A BAD THING AND ORANGE MAN BAD

Fuck Bergs.

[Anonymous No.18109448]

>>18109364
not the burger flippers, but on-site engineers, contruction workers, plumbers, farmers, various technicians etc. there are plenty of workers who will fall out because of the crisis.

[Anonymous No.18109468]

>>18109407
reduced*
>>18109425
wth are y

[Anonymous No.18109469]

>>18109299
What are you spending money on? I can't find shit to spend money on. I tried to order something from Amazon but their delivery date was end of April. I tried to order some shit from best buy and it's out of stock everywhere and can't be ordered until April. I check on Ebay and it's literally 175% it's normal price.

[Anonymous No.18109507]

>>18109172
> s&p cap 24,5T
> Down 22%, so about 5.4T
> 2T injection
Doesn’t look like it would cover it? It seems more like the fed is trying to scare investors back into stock by making holding cash dangerous.

[Anonymous No.18109509]

>>18109425
what are you even talking about? real jobs are on site. the people who make the actual goods. only people that can work remotely is the management, marketing, logisticians, SOME engineers, programmers. thats basically it.

[Anonymous No.18109544]

>>18109407
That will take way too long to happen. Whats actually going to happen is the virus will run its course over a couple months, start slowing down, and then everyone will realize things are getting back to normal. The market will rally, not as high as it was due to some artificial growth over the last few years, and then everything is basically back to normal. Sorry doomsday bros. Better keep hoping for an asteroid or something.

[Anonymous No.18109559]

>>18107999
Imagine actually being a simp for a politican. Trump is like the cam girls of politicians, and all the trumpers have the dogmatic zeal of thirsty incels.

[Anonymous No.18109573]

>>18107994
Back to pol faggot

[Anonymous No.18109604]

>>18108255
Biz is just applied pol.

[Anonymous No.18109615]

Literally everyone online even the shoeshine boys are saying it's a bull trap.
Makes me think we bull run now bros.

[Anonymous No.18109620]

>>18108312
D-do you really think that's what the government think?
Do you live in your own mind?

[Anonymous No.18109621]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA STOCK GO UP

[Anonymous No.18109623]

>>18109425
Have you read news about the recent layoffs? Work at home is a meme. Most companies don't allow it.

[Anonymous No.18109671]

>>18109469
Bought an exercise machine, had it delivered. I still go for my daily coffee. Digital crap like video games and movies. Groceries. It has obviously slowed down but the 30-40 percent loss already accounts for that. Other than that the rest of us go about our day until the pandemic slows down and things pick up. Buying into constant doomsday hysteria will lose you money from here on out, other than getting lucky timing some volatility in the short term.

[Anonymous No.18109720]

>>18107920
This stock market pump just proves everything about this country that we know is true but the media never reports on. The fact that all of our manufacturing has been outsourced, the fact that most jobs aren't essential in this country anymore, the fact that real unemployment is 30%+, etc etc it's all smoke and mirrors.

[Anonymous No.18109732]

>>18109671
You're going to get coronavirus from the coffee shop I'm not even lying.

[Anonymous No.18109776]

>>18107920
The crash is canceled. Doomers on suicide watch. Good bless the Fed. God bless Trump.

[Anonymous No.18109787]

>>18107944

[chris farley No.18109793]

>>18109776
for the country i hope you're right. for my $gains i hope you're so fucking wrong and we haven't seen the worst of it.

[Anonymous No.18109822]

>>18109732
So? For 99% of people it doesnt do jack shit. Its obviously best to avoid it and do what you can to not spread it to others, but its going to be rough for a lot of elderly people and people with complications and for everyone else its basically a flu for a week. This will slow down everything for a few months, it will not end the world

[Anonymous No.18109879]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18109909]

>>18109615
How does that psychology work? Everyone is afraid to invest...bullish?

[Anonymous No.18109968]

>>18108000
It's going to 5k?

[Anonymous No.18109992]

>>18109507
This, unironically

[Anonymous No.18110008]

>>18109879
Hmm that doesn’t look too bad still. Doubled in 10 years rather than the 15 years it took the previous two doublings (and it looks like about 10 years also for the doubling before that).

[Anonymous No.18110050]

>>18110008
now it's like 25% this year

[Anonymous No.18110098]

>>18109822
>For 99% of people it doesnt do jack shit.
I dunno anon, for the 10% ending up in ICU isn't "jack shit" in my opinion

[Anonymous No.18110179]

>>18109909
Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful.

[Anonymous No.18110194]

>>18109909
That's information bias. Not everyone is saying the economy is tanking except in that anon's mind.

[Anonymous No.18110227]

>>18110098
Stop regurgitating bullshit numbers like this. 10% of people who get it do not end up in the ICU. There are WAYYYY more people who have it than are being tested and even then, 10% of people that are being tested and have it do not end up in an ICU.

[Anonymous No.18110277]

>>18108535

Is that first dead cat bounce not the 'return to normal' phase? Is it possible we've gone through the whole capitulation cycle that fast?

[Anonymous No.18110317]

>>18110277
I’m curious if this as well. I’m inclined to say no since unemployment is rising still, but it’s possible.

[Anonymous No.18110382]

>>18110179
Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.18110455]

>>18110277
>>18110317

"return to normal" has to last more than 12 hours

[Anonymous No.18110478]

>>18109425
>Who lost their jobs?
At leas 3.3 million people officially. Which means that unofficially you are probably looking 4.2 million.

[Anonymous No.18110670]

>>18109822

[Anonymous No.18110715]

>>18109544
>e-everything is going back to n-normal again

[Anonymous No.18110729]

>>18108203

They're paid to say shit like this. It reminds me of Ben Dtein telling people to buy Lehman Bros before they went under, or Cramer telling people to buy on day 2 of this recent crash. Shills gonna shill, they're beholden to their investors and advertisers.

[Anonymous No.18110813]

>>18109968

[Anonymous No.18110875]

>>18107920
>$2 trillion injection
>Fed is going to start buying corporate bonds, basically free lending for the summer.
>Disease is not even as bad a flu.

[Anonymous No.18110899]

>>18109620
Do you live out of your mind?

[Anonymous No.18110924]

>>18107944
>>18107988
How does it feel to be NPCs

[Anonymous No.18110953]

>>18110875
>not even as bad a flu
>~6-9% Mortality rate
>Flu has less than 0.1% mortality
>First recorded child under 18 died just yesterday, 200 recorded deaths in the US in one day
>US is now the largest pool of carriers
I really want to know where all of the disinfo comes from.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/the-us-now-leads-the-world-in-confirmed-coronavirus-cases/ar-BB11LlDh

[Anonymous No.18110956]

>>18110715
"Normal", as in a month ago? That's the past. We have a new "normal". The damage already guarantees that. It's not gonna be a post-apocalyptic nightmare, or the Great Depression II, but "normal" was lost two weeks ago. A normal recession takes 12-14 months to start unwinding, this will probably linger longer.

[Anonymous No.18111202]

>>18109172
The package that has not and will not pass the house?
That package?

How many brain cells do you have?

[Anonymous No.18111403]

>>18109407
Look at this sooner faggot.

[Anonymous No.18111659]

>>18109172
>unemployment being twice the average expectation was priced in
>but the impending stimulus wasnt
ok, Jpow

[Anonymous No.18111766]

>>18110227
Prove it

[Anonymous No.18111786]

>>18107920

I think the market is disconnected from th real world. They'll continue climbing even if there's a full-blown civil war raging.

[Anonymous No.18111947]

>>18108194
Holy fucking shit just imagine the amount of dick she went through in college. That pussy has more mileage on it than a 1933 Buick

[Anonymous No.18111963]

>>18108000
checked bull trap trips don't lie

[Anonymous No.18112653]

>>18108000
Checked!

[Anonymous No.18112719]

>>18110813
18500 screencap this etc etc

[Anonymous No.18112727]

>>18108678
The US GDP is ~20 trillion. The stimulus is 2 trillion.

[Anonymous No.18112788]

>>18107920
with the amount of money being printed this is really basically a sideways move to trick normans into buying.

>on day 1 there is $10 in circulation and apples cost $1 each
>on day 2 there is $100 in circulation and apples cost $10
>How much did apples increase in price from day 1 to day 2?

[Anonymous No.18112821]

>>18112788
$90 teacher!

[Anonymous No.18112878]

>>18110227
>There are WAYYYY more people who have it than are being tested and even then, 10% of people that are being tested and have it do not end up in an ICU.
Source: your ass

[Anonymous No.18113746]

We will have dow 50k or 100k with a massive recession/ depression, due to all the financial engineering.

[Anonymous No.18114069]

>>18108255
>>18109573
looks like we've got some oven dodgers in this thread boys

[Anonymous No.18114263]

>>18107994
okay this is based.

[Anonymous No.18114282]

>>18112878
Me? I had it and got better after 5 days, tested positive kek

[Anonymous No.18114369]

>>18110670
Change the happening part with take your meds and it fits

[Anonymous No.18114377]

So what you’re saying is... hold SQQQ til Monday no matter how much it hurts...

[Anonymous No.18115315]

>>18107994
the famous gas the kike bounce

[Anonymous No.18115415]

>>18108942
pump formerly dump

[Anonymous No.18115430]

>>18109423
>Did you know that the US just demanded Saudia Arabia end OPEC or face sanctions, declared the president of Venezula a narco-terrorist and they're going to also sanction every country on Earth who sells anything to the worlds largest telco (Huawei), and that was just YESTERDAY

Fucking based

[Anonymous No.18115468]

>>18107994
Does ash bounce?

[Anonymous No.18115499]

ITT: massive denial of wagies that didn't buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18115558]

Although hordes of people srent working many still are. Add this to the fact the economy could very well be up and roaring in a month, and the fed and the rescue package is pumping an unprecedented amount of money into the markets. It could very well be a bull market.

I dont know why the idiots on this board treat the current economic crisis as if it was 2008 all over again. Youre comparing apples to oranges you morons.

[Anonymous No.18115628]

>>18109423
PRICED IN ! ! ! DON'T YOU GET IT?

[Anonymous No.18115630]

>>18108312
Damn this is just unbelievably stupid.

[Anonymous No.18115671]

>>18115499
>too wagie and dumb to work the market the past 4 years of gains, didnt even put money in 401k, end up with over 110k in bank account
>market tanks and feel i should get in but figure no way it doesnt keep going down once unemployment skyrockets and the cases and deaths skyrocket
>keep money in bank biding my time

>fast forward 4 days
>market up 20%
>missed on the market again

[Anonymous No.18115700]

>>18115558
>I dont know why the idiots on this board treat the current economic crisis as if it was 2008 all over again.

Well the Fed printed a shitload of money then. They print a shitload more now.

[Anonymous No.18115752]

>>18115671
You didn't miss it Anon.

The reality of the situation hasn't sunk in.

Fed Chairmen talking about 30% Unemployment @ the end of Q2

Airlines,Service Industry, Aero Manufacturing, Hospitality, Tourism, Real Estate, Gig Economy, all bankrupt, or on the verge of bankrupty.

This pump was entirely funded on Fed money being dumped into the system, and the archaic ways of trading algorithms.

[Anonymous No.18115788]

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/traders-betting-850bn-buyer-market

[Anonymous No.18115791]

>>18107994
I approve of this post

[Anonymous No.18115805]

>>18115752
>This pump was entirely funded on Fed money being dumped into the system

its just mindblowing to me that this is the result of this stimulus package. the market has gone up like 5,000 points in 4 days based on the fed printing an insane amount of money which has no backing. i know american currency is a fiat currency with no real "value" but they just dont care about inflation, that $1,200 wont do shit for most people in this situation, the dire situations most of the biggest economy states will be in in a few weeks?

[Anonymous No.18115827]

>>18115700

The economy was tanked due to decisions made in the financial sector. Not because there was a forced government because of CoronaAids.

All the infrastructure is still there to pick up where we left off. Strong chance in 3 months the economy is more powerful than before CoronaAids.

People are bored sitting around doing nothing. Many want to work and socialize with the world. When the light turns green millions will GO.

[Anonymous No.18115908]

>>18115827
The light will turn green too early.
CoronaChan's growth is going to surge.
>It's just the flu
Yeah, if healthy 30+ year olds commonly drop dead like fucking flies from it.

Reminder: Everything is fine. Until it isn't. The public is reactionary they don't think ahead and do stupid shit and then claim "Well, how could we have ever predicted it would be this bad".

[Anonymous No.18115952]

>>18112727
Sheeeeit 10% and that doesnt even include all the pumps theyve so blantly forced every day or so eg end of day pump today.

[Anonymous No.18116011]

>>18115805
On the plus side, the over-leveraged Airlines and the rest will definitely make it.

[Anonymous No.18116032]

>>18115908
>The public is reactionary they don't think ahead and do stupid shit and then claim "Well, how could we have ever predicted it would be this bad".
Truly, he is a man of the people.

[Anonymous No.18116040]

>>18115827
nah many got a taste of the NEET life and won't ever go back

[Anonymous No.18116062]

>>18109604
beautifully stated

[Anonymous No.18116127]

>>18108255
It's funny that /biz/ is where the Jews hang out

[Anonymous No.18116157]

>>18108312
I don't care what they say, I like the way you think.

[Anonymous No.18116220]

>>18109172
So we should se an 8% bounce, and then the market will continue to go down until amazon is at $1,000 a share, and tesla goes bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.18116223]

>everyone who ate cheese cake ever in their life is now dead
>CHEESECAKE FACTORY STONKS OVER 9000

i mean, at this point, if you haven't figured out how fake and gay the stonk scam is than you need to be dead

[Anonymous No.18116253]

>>18107994
This
/Thread

[Anonymous No.18116403]

>>18109172
Day traders just sucked out all the money.
>Buy in right before the stimulus.
>Watch prices inflate 8%.
>Sell.
>Watch the market continue to drop.
Tomorrow, all the stimulus money will be gone. Day traders will be richer, and everyone else will have less money.

[Anonymous No.18116702]

Tomorrow will close on in green

Next week will be flat

After that it will be a blood bath literally and figuratively

[Anonymous No.18116767]

>>18116702
You base this on?

[Anonymous No.18116997]

>>18108250
I bought some the last two days. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I think the fed has inflated some of them back to fair value.

[Anonymous No.18117036]

>>18108524
This. And the market slightly over-reacted. Can still drop more of course, but fed doesn't want it to for societal/economic stability.

[Anonymous No.18117095]

>>18107920
I call this the dead fiat bounce.
By printing money to infinity you temporarily prop up the stock market and finally destroy your own currency.

Is this what we call 1D chess ?

[Anonymous No.18117098]

>>18116767
The oracle that is his ass.

[Anonymous No.18117147]

>>18108538
Buy sdow chances are you won't get approved for options

[Anonymous No.18117155]

>>18117095
The thing is you have to put your wealth into something.
If you sell your stocks, you get dollars.
You know, the stuff you all say is becoming worthless because they print unlimited amounts of it.

[Anonymous No.18117254]

>>18117155
The real question is which has a higher potential for loss? USD in a free fall market or USD with inflation?
That is the true opportunity cost.

[Anonymous No.18117413]

>>18117155
You need to exit the scam.
Everything that can't be printed to infinity by a central bank and is not completely virtual is a safe asset which will eventually outlive the $.

Even stocks of companies which will outlive this crisis could be used as a hedge if you are prepared to wait for 10+ years.

[Anonymous No.18117590]

>>18117413
so bitcoin for example, which isn't completely virtual.
the energy put into it is very physical.
also you can print your private key on a paper.

[Anonymous No.18117673]

>>18107920
CAT BROS WHERE YOU AT

[Anonymous No.18117708]

>>18110478
>unofficially you are probably looking 4.2 million.
This. How many people didnt want to bother applying, put it off for some other time, got fired with an excuse, etc.

[Anonymous No.18117764]

>>18109604
kek

[Anonymous No.18118110]

>>18107994
Based

[Anonymous No.18118679]

>>18108678
I think you mean the government's yearly budget. So in effect they just spent what they normally spend in a year in a few days.

[Anonymous No.18118690]

>making decisions based on a single graph

MOOOOOOOOOO

you're gonna have a bad time

[Anonymous No.18118899]

>>18108000
>>18108111
>>18108555
>>18107999
ROCKET SCIENCE

[Anonymous No.18119351]

>>18107994
lmfao

[Anonymous No.18119385]

>>18107920
lol imagine not buying a few days ago.
With my shit income I have bought 5 BA stock, and I've made about 450 dollars off it already. If this shit moons back to 400 dollars.. NICE.
Bought a few more cheaper stock and will just continue to monitor, I've made quite a bit of money over the past week and a half.

[Anonymous No.18120549]

>>18107944
lol these are the same retards who say the stock market isn't the the economy

[Anonymous No.18120890]

The therapeutics work, insiders know. Boat is leaving.

[Anonymous No.18120897]

>>18119385
>imagine catching falling knives

[Anonymous No.18120975]

>>18119385
>I've made
Paper gains that you will quickly lose next week.

[Anonymous No.18120996]

>>18107920
>employment figures
shithouse
>quarterly earnings
shithouse
>demand
shithouse

[Anonymous No.18121013]

Yeah after BTC dumped from 20k to 10k in one day, it bounced back to 17k and people thought we were back.
I thought Boomerberg analysts would be better.

[Anonymous No.18121023]

>>18107920
>he doesn’t know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfx7PnMtCeY

[Anonymous No.18121428]

>>18109204
Yes, buy them time to gtfo.

[Anonymous No.18121461]

>>18108469
The underlying problem isn't fixed (Corona quarantine and oil wars).

[Anonymous No.18122374]

>>18108250
>billions
trillions

[Anonymous No.18123446]

This is THE most obvious 'Return To Normal' I have ever seen. It fits the chart so cleanly it's almost comical how accurate it is. We had a bit of a crash and now a seemingly random recovery. There was no reason for the last few days to be green. 'Ooh stimulus package!' Come on, this is a bull trap. It's so obvious. I'm going to sell everything in an hour and a half.

[Anonymous No.18123470]

>>18107994
Based

[Anonymous No.18123543]

>>18108255
>>/auschwitz/

Go to work kike.

[Anonymous No.18123572]

>>18107920
US didn't even received the blessing yet. True return to normal will be at ~18k at highest.

[Anonymous No.18123834]

>>18112788

No. Usd went into deflation due to immense demand for it. The did QE to bring it back to usual inflation levels.

QE while in inflation already is bad. Do you even undertake anything or do you just read Zero Hedge and consume it all at face value?

[Anonymous No.18123931]

Lets call this the dead boomer bounce

[Anonymous No.18123956]

>>18107920
Dead.
You think the crash we had the last two weeks was bad, wait till Trump sends everyone back to work and Corona starts spreading like a mofo.

[Anonymous No.18123989]

>>18107988

Who cares about that shit

The market goes down because of uncertainty , not because of how many normies are in their cubicles

[Anonymous No.18124207]

>>18108255
>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.18124486]

>>18109604

[Anonymous No.18124577]

I strongly believe this is the point where intelligent investors dump all their money. Everybody was waiting for a bargain, as soon as enough decided to take it, prices hiked, and everybody followed though.

[Anonymous No.18124707]

>>18124577
The pump and dump seems to have happened for the cruise line stocks already. So many boomers wanted cheapies. They inflate 30-50% from bottom and get cashed out.

[Anonymous No.18124710]

>>18110953
The normal flu kills 30,000 Americans a year my guy.

[Anonymous No.18124778]

>>18124710
This is a strong bear signal. People can’t seem to accept that it’s worse than just a flu. We just shut down the global economy on a lark.

[Anonymous No.18124914]

>>18108000
>DOW opened at -4%

this is it boys, the biggest crash in your lifetime, get ready get bobo

[Anonymous No.18124965]

>>18124914
Fuck the bulltards.
Shit is going down.
BEAR MARKET TIME

[Anonymous No.18124980]

>>18124710
Because people have been catching the flu and spreading it every year

[Anonymous No.18124988]

>>18108194
the nose knows

[Anonymous No.18125116]

>>18123446
>30% drop in less than a week
I agree, literally not a crash.

[Anonymous No.18125137]

It won't dump until you also think we're in a bull market. You're the lame small fries, the real suckers on the stock market, who are trying to be smarter than the market, even if they obviously aren't.

The low IQ normies, boomers who are just going with the flow are earning money in the meanwhile, as always.

[Anonymous No.18125246]

>>18107920
Ela Matador

[Anonymous No.18125805]

>>18115805
Well the market went down almost 50%, how much lower should it go really? It's not like all the big companies are bankrupt. This is a temporary recession and will end in a few months after the virus is over.

[Anonymous No.18126257]

>>18109172
We will have a deflationary collapse before we get the inflation.

Money as debt is destroyed when loans are defaulted on or paid back. Most of the debt currently in existence is corporate debt, and these companies are going to start defaulting like crazy. Look how many companies have been downgraded from AAA to junk in the last few weeks. Corporate bond ETFs are tanking.

Even if the fed does 20 trillion of QE over the next few months there would probably be 100 trillion of money destroyed due to bad corporate debts, hence we will get deflation first

Also normies aren't going to be spending as much and there is already a huge corporate liquidity crisis... The velocity of currency is slowing to a crawl, this leads to deflation also

I've bought a ton of puts on the S&P500 and am only really holding cash crypto and precious metals, along with some defensive stocks and miners, but I expect them to be BTFO pretty bad in the coming months

[Anonymous No.18126291]

>>18108000
based and checked

[Anonymous No.18126333]

>>18107944
Lmao the only people not working are the worthless waitresses and clothes folders at Abercrombie. The rest of us still have jobs to do

[Anonymous No.18128431]

>>18107944
Everyone I know in pensions, investments and commercial banking is working from home or going into the office still. You probably work in a supermarket.

[Anonymous No.18128463]

>>18108312
How can you be so goddamn stupid, commie?

[Anonymous No.18128473]

>>18107994
absolutely unquestionably certified 100% pure based

[Anonymous No.18128631]

>>18109423
Well Maduro and his government have been working with narcos all the way back to when Chavez was in power. It's why so many generals know nothing military wise but just so happen to be put in a position of power. It's a well-known fact. And Guaidi is a corrupt jew. Only good one I can see is the woman candidate, but she is awful with her economical policies. Leopoldo was a good ancap-ish candidate before they threw him in jail and brainwashed him.

[Anonymous No.18129109]

>>18107994
based and screencapped

[Anonymous No.18129133]

>>18109604
very well put anon

[Anonymous No.18129185]

>>18110924
And yet commies are even dumber than NPC's

[Anonymous No.18129233]

>>18107994
saw this exact post at like 3 amEST

[Anonymous No.18129309]

>>18108255
>>18109573
The redddit faggot identifier is working with 100% accuracy, kek.

[Anonymous No.18129388]

>>18110670
Oh wow a meme, I'm totally convinced now because boy I sure don't want people to think I'm an NPC!
Choke on a fucking dick you cunt.

[Anonymous No.18129470]

>>18115468
no but the ovens do

[Anonymous No.18129622]

>>18109822
Now you’ll probably die from it. Life has a sense of humor too

[Anonymous No.18130235]

I'm so glad I listened to the based female writer of Bloomberg news.

[Anonymous No.18130251]

>>18109172
>congress spending money = people are working
>3.28 million unemployment claims in 1 WEEK = people are working

1\10 you tried

[Anonymous No.18130413]

>>18130251
The labor theory of value was debunked in the 19th century, dumb communist

[Anonymous No.18130421]

>>18107920
She was trying to tell me it's time to open puts. Dammit why didn't I listen

[Anonymous No.18130545]

>>18108111
my dumbest normie friends have all been texting me over the past few days asking which stonks they should invest in. i’ve never been more confident that we’re about to go off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.18131590]

>>18107920
nobody fucking knows.

[Anonymous No.18132492]

>>18126257
What do you expect to be BTFO your puts or PMs?

[Anonymous No.18132603]

>>18130421
It’s already bounced back to 260.

[Anonymous No.18132867]

>>18108469

- US total infected to continue mooning to a few million, deaths in hundreds of thousands
- hospitals in every major city will be 100% full soon, healthcare workers will start quitting or also getting infected
- the entire consumer economy is pretty much halted and will be for the foreseeable future months, not weeks. months.
- millions upon millions of corporate layoffs are going to hit next once earnings start coming in
- sports/events/schools will probably remain closed for the rest of the year, if not longer
- 4th of july, thanksgiving, Christmas, all cancelled and no travel, no holiday spending. no black friday
- will probably start to see riots and loss of law and order as police stop responding to anything
- housing market will collapse, nobody is moving during all this
- realtors, construction plummet as new house starts gone
- landlords / REITs decimated when people can't pay bills
- cities go bankrupt because no utility revenue
- commercial real estate market collapses with business closed

That's just a small preview of what is to come. This is ELE for the global economy.

[Anonymous No.18132918]

>>18132492
Defensive stocks and miners

[Anonymous No.18132949]

Look at the big picture, it's a bear market.

Even today with the disaster relief bill passed through congress, it's still foundering.

[Anonymous No.18132983]

>>18107920
Their analysts, they don't know preferred stock from livestock, alright? When it hits south, we raise the sperm count on the deal.

[Anonymous No.18133712]

>>18132983
i read this in joe biden's voice

[Anonymous No.18134638]

>>18107994
Nice

[Anonymous No.18134801]

>>18107994
This is the quality content I come to /biz/ for.

[Anonymous No.18134832]

>>18107920

[Anonymous No.18134850]

>>18108312
>people say weed doesn't effect the brain

[Anonymous No.18134938]

>>18132983
You see back when I was a stock broker there was this mean trader, the meanest trader on Wall Street they said, they told me "Joe you watch out for him" and I said to them "Who's 'him'?" and they said "that mean trader over there, goes by the name of Corn-Pop." Well I've never been one to back down from a fight so I walked to the lady at the counter at the airport in Hanoi and told the sergeant at arms, I was a soldier you know, that I was proud to fight for this country but I was so hungry and the MREs, that means "meals you eat when ready," they were so bad so I told my interns please next time you get lunch how about you get something decent, this is a law office after all, I didn't become a lawyer to eat like this!
Anyway, we cannot have Trump in office for another four years!

[Anonymous No.18135021]

>>18109407
To go a little further on that, I think the increased demand for basic goods won't come in an expansion of the volume of those basic goods consumed but rather in a devaluation of the dollar by increasing the money supply which will force inflation to kick in. What Trump is announcing will inject money into the system and it will be felt by prices surging as a consequence.

[Anonymous No.18135059]

>>18110179
Every single investment manager I know thinks it's a dead cat bounce. Every single normie I know, even my maintenance man is saying now is the time to buy big.

Normies are thinking they are genius investors right now and want to buy ad much as they can. The professionals are saying be weary but not fearful these big companies "have nothing wrong with their fundamentals it will be back within 2 years and soar to new heights"

[Anonymous No.18135094]

>>18129388
Hit a nerve did he?

[Anonymous No.18135147]

>>18112727
Actually its almost 7 trillion total so far with everything the feds have done.

[Anonymous No.18135182]

>>18124710
The normal flu also doesn't get met with country-wide lockdowns as soon as carriers are spotted. Like heart disease, it's simply permitted to run its course. Coronavirus has killed 1500 people while attempts to viciously bottleneck it have been forced on the public. If it's permitted to run about with the same exposure as Influenza, it'll be a bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.18135188]

>>18117155
Xrp

[Anonymous No.18135426]

>>18135059
buying puts on everything...except MRNA. i'm buying MRNA

[Anonymous No.18135744]

>>18132867
Yea that’ll happen because of a cough with a 4% death rate (in third world countries with people exclusively over 75 and also are obese smokers)

[Anonymous No.18136399]

>flu vs coronachan.

It doesn’t matter which one is actually worse... what matters is how people react to what they believe.

>bull rally or trap

economy is in uncharted territory with partial global shutdowns. If the market continues up then the market is officially decoupled with reality and get out while you can. Otherwise there’s only one other way it’s going to go and get out while you can.