/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.18106958]

Everything is fine now apparently edition

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>>18105614

[Anonymous No.18106966]

I don’t respect women, bros

[Anonymous No.18106985]

THIS IS IT
THE GREAT V RECOVERY
REAL INSTITUTIONAL VOLUME
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BROS
I'M BALLS DEEP IN SPY 300 CALLS BTW

[Anonymous No.18106990]

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18106992]

>>18106966
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.18106991]

SomeBODY once told me
The market's gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the thread
I was looking kind of dumb
With my stocks and ETFs
in the shap of an L on my line graph

Well, the Fed starts pumpin'
and they don't stop pumpin'
DCA'd on the dip
and I hit the ground runnin'
Didn't make sense not to buy for fun
The deaths are up but the crash is done

So much is down so much is cheap
So what's wrong with taking the bull bait
You're never paid if you don't trade
You never climb if you don't gain

Hey now, you're a bull star,
get your call on, go trade
Hey now, you're a stonkstar,
grow your net worth, get paid

All that rises is green
Only iron hands beat the market...

[Anonymous No.18107006]

On the bright side I wont have enough money in the bank to buy a gun to shoot myself with

[Anonymous No.18107007]

So I've hit the decision point in my bearish outlook. If this rally is really a V shaped recovery, I should get in now. We're still 8000 dowcoins from the old top, a solid discount. Even if this is the mother if all bull traps, we're probably not going to break below 20,000 dowcoins again.

Now, it absolutely should not be a V shaped recovery, but UNLIMITED QE has basically overridden any sort of logic in the market. Do I just say fuck it, and start betting on the money printers to keep going BRRR? Knowing full well the real economy is decimated and tens of thousands will die?

Reboasted

[Anonymous No.18107012]

>>18106985
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE OOWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT

[Anonymous No.18107015]

Fuck boomers
Fuck printers
Fuck bulls
Fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.18107017]

SQQQoldiers report in
Are we gonna make it to EOD?

[Anonymous No.18107019]

>>18106966
Good, don’t

Also can we stop fucking talking about women please

I want to talk money and success and make it with you faggots, not simp over some whores who will drop you in a hot second

[Anonymous No.18107036]

>missed out on $2900
WHY AM I A RETARD AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18107038]

Wow we really were priced in huh?

[Anonymous No.18107043]

>>18107007
Buy back NOW retard

[Anonymous No.18107044]

>>18107017
Yes.
It's suicide to hold long overnight with VIX 60.

[Anonymous No.18107047]

Do I sell my 04/08 195 SPY puts? Only a 20% loss right now

[Anonymous No.18107050]

>>18107036
Don’t be greedy next time

[Anonymous No.18107053]

>>18107038
Can't beat the market, anon.

[Anonymous No.18107057]

>>18106966
Good
>>18107007
I wait till monday
Friday might be the usual blood bath, as rules from the ancient times (January) where we had green days state

[Anonymous No.18107062]

>>18106958
Please pay respects

[Anonymous No.18107063]

>>18107007
I switched to a bull position this morning when unemployment came in okay, I'll probably go liquid save for a conservative short friday evening just in case though.

[Anonymous No.18107067]

>>18107017
Diamond hands reporting in, willing to baghold SQQQ to 0

[Anonymous No.18107070]

>he thought it wasn't priced in
OH NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18107072]

Did we come to a conclusion on whether nice voluptuous women or skinny girls that look like they could really be 12 year old boys are sexier? I vote for thicc women because I'm not a closeted faggot

[Anonymous No.18107075]

>>18106991

[Anonymous No.18107081]

>>18107007
I understand the argument, however i'm not persuaded this is anything more than a short-term rally. Americans are in denial about how long this will go on for, just like the Brits were, just like the Italians were, just like the Chinks were - stimulus can only patch the gaping hole for so long.

[Anonymous No.18107087]

Next thing you retards are gonna tell me the market hasn't priced in the second wave

[Anonymous No.18107090]

>>18107062
I think I might have had it but nobody writes an article about me

[Anonymous No.18107094]

>HODL YOUR PUTS GUYS

[Anonymous No.18107095]

rip bears

[Anonymous No.18107100]

vix up 2% since open

[Anonymous No.18107107]

I'm all in SOXL. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.18107110]

>>18107090
Because you're a nobody, yeah.

[Anonymous No.18107111]

>>18107063
ummm... anon... I

[Anonymous No.18107118]

>>18107072
Who the fuck cares. Get off to whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.18107120]

so why is the stock market going up when literally nothing is being made or bought? Is the stock market just one big meme?

[Anonymous No.18107121]

Thread reminder: If you are using the bubble chart as your indicator of what you think will happen, you're being foolish. Nobody can predict tomorrows actions. You can only make a vague statement about next month and a year you can throw a dart at a dartboard and reasonably be 50/50 correct.

I played the puts game. I made money for a while. But I exited my position today. Even if it does all crash tomorrow, I don't even care anymore. Trying to bet on further action after the main event is over is a fools errand. 99% of the people here came in FAR too late in the game.

If you wanna hold your puts, do so. If you wanna play the options game, do so. Me? I'm just hoovering up 20 grand in stocks with decent long term returns and dividends.

Yeah, I'm self confessed at "Acceptance"

[Anonymous No.18107122]

>>18107007
8000 points down means nothing because we came from an overvalued bubble top. I'd say stocks right now are priced fairly.

Just accept that you missed the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18107123]

>>18107081
I agree with everything you said but I'm in awe at the ability for literally infinite money to make days full of bad news green for literally no reason.

[Anonymous No.18107124]

>>18107095

[Anonymous No.18107126]

>>18107044
Could you elaborate? Not too sure what to make of the relationship between SQQQ and VIX

[Anonymous No.18107132]

>>18107072
why not both

[Anonymous No.18107134]

>>18107111
Checked.
How will bulls ever recover.

[Anonymous No.18107137]

>>18107111
That means it's already peaked

[Anonymous No.18107142]

>>18107095
Where's the tweet?

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18107144]

>>18107095
fucking tripfags

[Anonymous No.18107145]

>>18107095
I don't believe this is real, is he actually that retarded?

[Anonymous No.18107146]

*Ahem*
Good afternoon everyone I'm Kai Rysdall host of NPR's Marketplace, and I have an announcement for /smg/:

THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY

THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY

THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY

THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY

THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY

THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY

[Anonymous No.18107147]

>>18107142
its fake

[Anonymous No.18107149]

>>18107120
buybacks before the stimulus gibs?

[Anonymous No.18107152]

>>18107095
>"returning to normal"
He's trying to tell us something

[Anonymous No.18107156]

Bears are the definition of so y. They bathe in the plebbit FUD and throw a shitfit whenever their infeasible expectations don't play out, blaming everyone besides themselves.

They are gamblers trying to outsmart the house. They might win big once in a while, but in the long run they lose and lose and lose.

[Anonymous No.18107157]

>>18107111
P R I C E D I N
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[Anonymous No.18107161]

>>18107145
He is that retarded, but the tweet isn’t real.

[Anonymous No.18107164]

Jesus Christ how many time has spy bounced off ~258.50. this has to be the top for now.

[Anonymous No.18107167]

>>18107063
>unemployment came in okay
wtf are you smoking
it's even worse than they predicted

[Anonymous No.18107169]

>>18107087
Everything is priced in. Eternal flat line from here
Even the war of 2024 and the Shinagawa incident of 2026 (Japan will never recover. F)
>>18107110
Oh yeah thats right

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18107172]

the deaths are rising pretty fast in the u.s. now

[Anonymous No.18107174]

>>18107111
Did you see how the markets reacted? Most of /smg/ is just shitposting but isn't this a blatant, in-your-face example of "priced in"? And you're still in denial.

[Anonymous No.18107178]

>>18107122
>stocks right now are priced fairly
Have you fucking seen the bizarre price movements of some stocks? KTOS is priced fairly. Dave and Buster's is not.

[Anonymous No.18107181]

It's a good thing this is priced in or it would be disastrous

[Anonymous No.18107180]

>>18107072
Cute, funny, and thicc

[Anonymous No.18107182]

WHAT IS A GOOD CALL FOR THE SPY ?

[Anonymous No.18107183]

>>18107164
2600 is forged steel ceiling for this year.

[Anonymous No.18107187]

>>18107120
>Is the stock market just one big meme?

Now you’re getting it

Only winning move is to long term hold companies with actual value

[Anonymous No.18107190]

>>18107137
you are pure retardation man. No, it has not peaked. Everyone is in agreement it will be much higher next report. The states couldn't even fully process the people trying to file for unemployment this week because they had never seen numbers this high.

[Anonymous No.18107193]

>>18107164
Is there a name for that? When the price bounces off of a certain point of resistance not two or three times? Does that signal that the price will go up or down?

[Anonymous No.18107196]

>>18107182
I like to call em "faggot"

[Anonymous No.18107200]

>>18107161
>t. bernie-tard
I'll be taking my high profits soon this year

[Anonymous No.18107205]

[Anonymous No.18107208]

>>18107181
On April 3rd when the actual unemployment numbers come out its gonna be a shitshow

[Anonymous No.18107211]

>>18107182
none. you had your chance monday, tuesday, and wednesday

[Anonymous No.18107215]

Delta has gone red
Reality is starting to set in

[Anonymous No.18107218]

>>18107095
Who knows what this means, but sounds good to me!

[Anonymous No.18107219]

>>18107208
So be white and ready for it

[Anonymous No.18107220]

>>18106958
https://archive.is/UKCBB
So, what happens to Australia when the chinese eventually assimilate it into Greater China? What happens to stocks invested there?

[Anonymous No.18107222]

>>18105537
>The Fed has the Forbidden Technique left. Google it

uhhhhh
guys??

What does this mean?
Architecture?

[Anonymous No.18107226]

>holding sqqq out of pure contempt for the market
hoping for an EOD rally in the last 30 minutes. please god let me unload this dog shit i swear ill stop being a dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.18107228]

>>18107146
Hi Kai. if that's the case. What would happen if the top 20 companies in the S&P 500 went bankrupt. After all there are 480 others and its not the economy.

Thanks I will hang up listen to your answer

[Anonymous No.18107242]

>>18107205
FUNNEH MEME

[Anonymous No.18107245]

You are watching the dollar right?

[Anonymous No.18107246]

>>18107222
n e g a t i v e

[Anonymous No.18107249]

>>18107222
lmao

[Anonymous No.18107254]

>>18107181
who cares. Between amazon, walmart, kroger and few other grocers and supply chain companies that are getting this stuff to the groceries. They need like 500k workers

[Anonymous No.18107256]

> domp it now.

[Anonymous No.18107257]

YES BLOW THE TOP S&P! DO IT FOR ME

[Anonymous No.18107260]

sold all my bull stocks up 30% today and DCAing into SDOW and TVIX. HOLD ME!!!!

[Anonymous No.18107265]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M SOOOO FUCKKKED!!!

>>18107246
Oh
eh... that's maybe not a winning move

[Anonymous No.18107267]

>>18107123
Yep, has all the signals of a particularly vicious bulltrap doesn't it. I'd say stay the course - if you do want to jump back in then I wish you the best of luck.

[Anonymous No.18107269]

>>18107095
He unironically said return to normal, you can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.18107273]

>>18107226
>i swear ill stop being a dumb nigger
the flesh is weak anon, make a promise you can actually keep

[Anonymous No.18107274]

>>18107062
no...

[Anonymous No.18107279]

SPY 300 CALLS LETS GO ETERNAL BULLS

[Anonymous No.18107280]

Tiddies for bull gods

[Anonymous No.18107281]

>>18107245
is it going to zero like expected

[Anonymous No.18107296]

>>18107269
It is made up you dimbwit

[Anonymous No.18107297]

Just DUMP already

[Anonymous No.18107300]

buy puts

[Anonymous No.18107302]

>>18107257
Rejected again

[Anonymous No.18107307]

>>18107279
when you have posts like this you know its time to short

[Anonymous No.18107310]

Bloomberg: Fed Set to Launch Multitrillion Dollar Helicopter Credit Drop
:O

[Anonymous No.18107314]

>>18107226
>ill stop being a dumb nigger
haha you cant un-nigger yourself, you nigger.

[Anonymous No.18107316]

>>18107245
Holy fuck were going to be Zimbabwe tier at this rate

[Anonymous No.18107318]

>>18107245
Yes. But I have no idea how to invest. I became much more valuable over the last three weeks. I mean it dropped pretty hard but there was no reason for that recovery.
My conclusion was to stay away.

[Anonymous No.18107320]

>>18107095
im unironically selling despite being a bull all week, nigga literally said return to normal

[Anonymous No.18107329]

>>18107226
Do or die right now. Looks like it's just going lower, FML

[Anonymous No.18107331]

The easiest way to lose money is to assume the market is either rational or efficient, the market has been jonesing for a rally, and after last week it was to be expected
>n-no it's all priced-in! muh v-recovery!!1
So the higher than the highest projections for unemployment was priced-in, while the stimulus bill, which everyone knew was going to pass, was not? The just-so stories one must tell themselves to maintain belief in a rational market are ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.18107332]

>africans and pajeets are starting to die from bat aids
lel, remember that retard from a few weeks ago that said africans and indians would be fine?

[Anonymous No.18107335]

>>18107242
>FUNNEH MEME

[Anonymous No.18107336]

Steel reinforced SPX top at 2600

[Anonymous No.18107341]

>>18107267
I bought a bunch of inverse ETFs on Tuesday and Wednesday in anticipation of the obvious jobs report blowing up the obvious bull trap. Now I'm just hoping it goes red long enough to reduce my losses.

[Anonymous No.18107342]

>>18107187
>Only winning move is to long term hold companies with actual value
Who's values are also memes. The equity markets are just the world's most convoluted casino. Buy and hold doesn't work either.

[Anonymous No.18107347]

>>18107228
Excellent question. Since those companies are so large they will restructure their debt from banks that are very eager to issue credit to these very large companies and their stock will hold value because debt restructuring always favors shareholders over bondholders. Now, if in this craaazy scenario you've come up with in your brain happens to occur, then, will let's just say both the economy and the markets will be the last concern in your head. Next question.

[Anonymous No.18107350]

ok ok ok so we buying KO calls for december after this next drop right/

[Anonymous No.18107352]

Is there actually any downside to unlimited QE lmao

[Anonymous No.18107357]

What if you used multiple apps to day trade? is that forbidden

[Anonymous No.18107367]

newfag here

How does shorting work?

e.g. you bet $400 the market is going down below a certain value and you get you $400 back?

[Anonymous No.18107368]

>>18107267
big chonky boi

[Anonymous No.18107371]

>>18107352
Hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.18107373]

>>18107228
The stock market is not the economy true.
It's does kinda track the economy by essentially allowing the public to voice their confidence in traded stocks using their money, but it's actually an indicator of public opinion first and foremost.
Since public opinion is volatile and often at odds with reality so is the stock market.

[Anonymous No.18107376]

>>18107341
What are your positions? Give me hope for my SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18107379]

>>18107350
>next drop
They're just going to shit out "rumors" that they're working on another stimulus to keep the rally going while the fed pumps

[Anonymous No.18107380]

>>18107245
Retard, do you even know why the dollar pumped in the first place?
It's because everyone was worried and wanted cash at hand, now that it's stabilizing they're getting rid of it.

[Anonymous No.18107382]

>>18107332
He probably meant the world would be fine without them

[Anonymous No.18107384]

>>18107367
You place an order to sell shares you don't have.
You buy them back later at a cheaper price.
Profit.

[Anonymous No.18107395]

260 is the top. Buy your puts now

[Anonymous No.18107401]

I gave up. Market will rally I think into close. Sold my 24 dollar SQQQ for 20.15. I lost 800 dollars of my 8.7k I went into with my shorts before the market went up. I gave, idc, I have the most embarrassing losses, I am buying. I am bullish

[Anonymous No.18107402]

>>18107352
Hyper inflation, but no one is buying anything right now so the deflation is canceling it out

[Anonymous No.18107405]

>>18107357
no, i have 3 phones i use simultaneously

[Anonymous No.18107411]

>put $25k on a SPY put this morning

feels pretty comfy. any other bears just enjoying life and letting things work themselves out?

[Anonymous No.18107415]

>>18107357
That's the best way to avoid the PDT rules if you don't have the 20k. Splitting sub 20k amongst multiple accounts is kinda dumb too.

[Anonymous No.18107418]

>>18107347

Hi Kai with more unemployment than has ever existed what will happen to the revenue and earnings that depend on these people consuming? Won't the poor earnings reflect badly in the coming quarters?

[Anonymous No.18107419]

>>18107371
>hyperinflation

I keep hearing this and then someone else says no one cares about it anymore, will hyperinflation actually occur/influence anything in the near future?

[Anonymous No.18107421]

Brazilian bats are a Bears best fren. Remember that bizfuck

[Anonymous No.18107422]

>>18106958
stop with the anime you guys are so cringe and arent real investords

[Anonymous No.18107430]

>>18107245
Bullish?

Dollar pump = market dump

Dollar dump = market pump?

[Anonymous No.18107436]

How do I use Macrotrader.com and company 10Ks to make good options calls? An anon recommended it to me but I have no idea where to start.

[Anonymous No.18107437]

>>18107402
So, if the virus goes away, it's all fucked?

[Anonymous No.18107439]

>>18107376
It's ogre. Tomorrow is going to be as green as the last 3 days.

[Anonymous No.18107440]

>>18107095
Thx President Trump,
I will buy the dip now and take a few chloroquines to stay healthy.

[Anonymous No.18107442]

>>18107411
What date?

[Anonymous No.18107443]

ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÃ

[Anonymous No.18107445]

>>18107373
>public opinion
aside from that equivocation, yes

[Anonymous No.18107449]

>>18107422
No

[Anonymous No.18107453]

>>18107347
The quality of this is such that I actually want to believe.

[Anonymous No.18107455]

Prepare for eod dump. You have been warned toros.

[Anonymous No.18107458]

hoLY fuCK boys where we goin AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18107462]

>>18106958
OH GOD OH GOD FUCK CORONA IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER I'M JUST GONNA... TAKE MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK AND... C-C-C...CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME UNNGH~

[Anonymous No.18107463]

oil buy suggestions? USO? Shell?

Also, should I buy NCLH?

[Anonymous No.18107468]

> Unemployment priced in!!!
> (think about it over night)
> ohshit this is bad we're screwed.
This is what will happen.

[Anonymous No.18107469]

Should I buy DAL or AAL?

[Anonymous No.18107471]

t-that's a big dildo

[Anonymous No.18107472]

I sold taking everything as a sign of rally. Market dropping, SQQQ flying up the MOMENT I gave in. I am moving to cash, waiting for dip, fuck this game.

[chris farley No.18107478]

>>18107418
that's y i want to hold my sqqq. if i can sell at 28 ill be happy.
the feds really don't want us to bust then brrrrr brrrr brrrrr brrrr brrr brrrr ad nauseam

[Anonymous No.18107479]

>>18107430
it's unironically definitely bullish, it's just adjusting itself after the recession failed to happen

[Anonymous No.18107483]

>>18107458
is this it?

[Anonymous No.18107484]

>>18107371
>>18107418
>>18107402
Fed 'printing' money is trying to stop disinflation

[Anonymous No.18107488]

>>18107341
Fingers crossed my man.

[Anonymous No.18107489]

>>18107419
It's quite possible, especially during times of significant financial hardship. See: Germany after WWI.

[Anonymous No.18107491]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M SOOOO FUCKKKED!!!

>Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
>I will be doing a News Conference live from the
@WhiteHouse at 5:00 P.M. (Eastern) to discuss the mtg of the G20 Leaders that took place this morning at 7:55 A.M. by World Teleconference. Also, my 12:00 P.M. Teleconference call w/50 Governors, plus Territories, will be discussed.
>Republican Senators to Saudi Arabia: Leave OPEC or we’ll sanction you.
>https://www.energy.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?a=files.serve&File_id=36C4A67D-7C57-49B2-BEF2-4EB95E441B99

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18107228
That doesn't make ANY sense.
bankruptcies are the economy... that's not the stock market kek
what are you even saying?

>>18107310
WAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID I KEEP ADDING TO SHORT POSITIONS!!!

[Anonymous No.18107492]

Uhh... bros?

[Anonymous No.18107493]

>>18107442
next friday

[Anonymous No.18107494]

>>18107458
AAAAAAAA aaaaaaaaa AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18107502]

was legit about to buy a put when spy was at 260 buy had to respond to my old school runescape clanmate FUCK

[Anonymous No.18107507]

>>18107472
>waiting for dip
You missed it three days ago.

[chris farley No.18107509]

>>18107472
sqqq is down af. im hoping by monday i can get rid of it and break even

[Anonymous No.18107513]

>>18107478
look up decay you actual retard

[Anonymous No.18107522]

>>18107437
When they virus goes away a ton of this temporary deflation will disappear but the damage from the printing is going to tank the dollar hard

[Anonymous No.18107523]

>>18107352
yeah, because economic constraints also constrain the amount of ludicrous decisions

[Anonymous No.18107532]

>>18107458
It's over.

[Anonymous No.18107535]

>>18107492
its a dude
underage too btw

[Anonymous No.18107536]

god i love this gay ass clown market
i wish it was like this all the time

[Anonymous No.18107539]

When is the next potential catalyst for SAVA?

[Anonymous No.18107540]

>>18107494
>>18107483
nevermind looks like fun was canceled see ya'll in 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.18107544]

>>18107384
>>18107367
Yeah basically this. Shorting on solid info is free money if you're not a faggot, and your upside is only limited by the inverse of the current stock price

The downside is if the stock you're shorting moons you can be fucked to literal infinity. Hence why a lot of novices use option puts to take a bearish position on a stock, because your downside is limited to whatever you paid for the options contract. The problem is options can be ridiculously volatile, and even if you make the right macro call, you might not make the right calls about when and how the stock is going to get there (which all effect the price of options), hence the constant AAAHHHHH posting.

[Anonymous No.18107547]

>>18107228
>What would happen if the top 20 companies in the S&P 500 went bankrupt

Why would you remove the top 20 companies from the economy? The stock market could disappear tomorrow and little would change. The economy however, would be drastically affected, but would recover. Stock market is a feature of our present economy. One is a part of the other. They are not equal.

[Anonymous No.18107548]

I bought 3k worth of BTC. Good or bad ?

[Anonymous No.18107551]

>>18107539
bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.18107559]

AAAAA dump harder I want to get rid of this memeQQQ

[Anonymous No.18107560]

>>18107492
god, she is perfect

[Anonymous No.18107562]

EOD dump doesn't even matter because it pumps in market after hours

[Anonymous No.18107563]

>>18107489
>he thinks the role of the Reichsmark in the global financial system was EVER similar to the role of the US dollar

C'mon. Don't entertain those fantasies. Wait a little while longer before buying gold.
Though, buffett did just take out debt in the Yen for some reason... hedge? Forex play?

[Anonymous No.18107565]

Alright Jerome , pump it

[Anonymous No.18107567]

>>18107492
HOW MUCH BROS

[Anonymous No.18107569]

>>18106958
AH FUCK I'M GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

[chris farley No.18107570]

>>18107492
even 18 yo don't know what a pituatary gland does. He's ironically probably a 50 yo

[Anonymous No.18107575]

>>18107401
>sold at the bottom
buy high sell low, good job

[Anonymous No.18107577]

>>18107540
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18107584]

>>18107491
LITERALLY THREATENING WAR WITH THE SAUDIS
>STONKS STILL GO UP
>>18107491
LITERALLY THREATENING WAR WITH THE SAUDIS
>STONKS STILL GO UP
>>18107491
LITERALLY THREATENING WAR WITH THE SAUDIS
>STONKS STILL GO UP

[W33DBrahski No.18107585]

>>18107352
Just front rtun the wave of cash, buy cheapies today, clip divvies tomorrow, and sell to the Fed eventually

Stocks will be nationalized during the next cycle of centralized, police-state power

[Anonymous No.18107593]

>>18106991
lol this is fantastic

[Anonymous No.18107594]

>>18107548
wrong thread

[Anonymous No.18107595]

>all these fucking morons falling for the bull trap

SQQQ chads, where you at?

[Anonymous No.18107596]

>mfw finally understanding the magic of covered calls
Holy shit, is this the secret to making money?

[Anonymous No.18107597]

>>18107491
what the fuck
is this real?

[Anonymous No.18107599]

>>18107563
hes gonna talk about magic the gathering?

[Anonymous No.18107606]

>>18107401
You're going to neck yourself when it bottoms out for reals, anime tranny poster. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.18107613]

>>18107492
HNNNNNNNNNG

[Anonymous No.18107616]

>>18107492

[Anonymous No.18107618]

This is unsustainable. Something is gonna break in the next 48 hours.

Something BIG.

Watch out.

[Anonymous No.18107623]

The US will surpass Italy and China tomorrow in covid 19 cases

[W33DBrahski No.18107632]

>>18107584
Texas is a swing state so oil price up!

[Anonymous No.18107633]

>>18107623
You mean, today

[Anonymous No.18107638]

SQQQ bros will you actually hold with me

[Anonymous No.18107641]

>>18107593
Doing weird things for me.

[Anonymous No.18107642]

>>18107596
not really. I'm losing 4.5k on a covered call expiring tomorrow. really limit your upside and lock up your funds

[chris farley No.18107643]

>>18107513
we'll see what happens when dumping begins.

[Anonymous No.18107644]

It barely dumped
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNLUCKY SQQQ TARDS ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED RIP BOYS

[Anonymous No.18107646]

When I buy otm options expecting price go up

If price go up but vix go down the delta and derivative of delta go up as we get closer to the money so if vix doesn't go too far down I won't be completely crushed by falling IV right

I just went all in on boeing calls am I a dumb bull

[Anonymous No.18107647]

>priced in priced in priced in priced in priced in priced in

[Anonymous No.18107651]

Hello fellow anons, i'm new on /biz/ any tips on how i can make some profit during the Coronavirus decade ?
>t. French not really concern citizen

[Anonymous No.18107652]

>>18107623
finally, #1
U S A
U S A
U S A

[Anonymous No.18107653]

>>18107618
>This is unsustainable. Something is gonna break in the next 48 hours.
>Something BIG.
>Watch out.

[Anonymous No.18107654]

>>18107618
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[Anonymous No.18107658]

Alright bobobros
I just bought some spy calls
With my luck I shall get bogged hard thus sending you all to the moon
Remember me

[Anonymous No.18107659]

>>18107492
Bros is there a way to stop a girl from growing up physically? Like if I move to a country where the AoC is lower, if I make my gf take hormone blockers will she look more or less the same at 35 or does it not work like that?

[Anonymous No.18107662]

>>18107638
Been holding for days at 25$ pal

[Anonymous No.18107666]

There's still time come on come on

[Anonymous No.18107668]

>>18106958
Is dudeweed a good buy right now? Most of them are under a dollar now.

[Anonymous No.18107672]

>>18107646
>1 million
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STOP USING ROBINHOOD YOU ABSOLUTE BRAINLET

[Anonymous No.18107674]

>>18107606
idc, I will just buy cheapies. I am tired of losing money I worked hard gaming the market to get. Jerome has won for now, I will depend on green day tomorrow, sell without going long over the weekend, and if market capitulates I buy all in, and if it dips I buy all in.

[Anonymous No.18107676]

>>18107245
You're a fucking idiot. The dollar has nothing to do with this. The dollar goes up, so will the stock market too.

[Anonymous No.18107683]

>>18107638
I'm going to hail mary hold my SQQQ and SPXS over the weekend hoping for complete hospital collapse in New York

[Anonymous No.18107682]

>>18107633
I mean when today's results are posted tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18107684]

>>18107668
>Dudeweed
>Ever except for pump and dump

[Anonymous No.18107685]

>>18107647
Until tomorrow.
> Oh shit this actually is really bad.

[Anonymous No.18107686]

>>18107638
I'm buying 24 more shares, match me bro's

[Anonymous No.18107687]

>>18106990
oof, how have i not seen this.

[Anonymous No.18107688]

>>18107401
you panic sold something with a weekly fluctuation of 20-30%

How can you people be this fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.18107689]

>>18107491
why are you fucked though?

[Anonymous No.18107690]

>>18107492
Good to see someone else picked up the slack.

[Anonymous No.18107691]

>>18107654
haha

[Anonymous No.18107692]

>>18107491
To be fair I still don't profess to know where we're going, this rally has fulfilled my expectations for the end of the month.
What the FUCK is that letter though???

[Anonymous No.18107695]

>>18107638
I'm wavering at the moment, but part of me is praying that holding will work out.

[Anonymous No.18107697]

>>18107651
lick an asian

[Anonymous No.18107706]

>>18107584
No... that's urging the saudis to stop targeting us, it's someone finally sending a message, like the orange pussy has been refusing to do.

>>18107597
YES
I'm not one of those faggots, all of that is real:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243200193593565185

https://twitter.com/Amena__Bakr/status/1243241653839843329

[Anonymous No.18107707]

>>18107683
Priced in, even if 99% of NYC dies. It is priced in

[Anonymous No.18107708]

>>18107676
right right, as the money printer is brrrrrrrting at full speed that will drive up the price of the dollar, hmm yes, quite.

[Anonymous No.18107711]

>>18107646
negrow, i wish you the best

[Anonymous No.18107715]

>>18107662
You know you'd have made more money if you just sold earlier and re bought it now right?

[Anonymous No.18107717]

>>18107672
it's a larp you brainlet

[Anonymous No.18107721]

>>18107697
And after that ?

[Anonymous No.18107734]

>tfw purposely start going to grocery stores and coughing on elderly people to spread the virus and hopefully crash the market
Anyone else doing their part? Who /dirty/ here?

[Anonymous No.18107736]

Today in context.

[Anonymous No.18107735]

>>18107715
fake news

[Anonymous No.18107747]

>>18107717
It would be very hard to do that on mobile retard

[Anonymous No.18107749]

what in tarnation

[chris farley No.18107750]

>>18107595
what r u gunna sell at?

[Anonymous No.18107755]

>>18107721
Fuck his bussi

[Anonymous No.18107756]

>>18107491
Long oil

[Anonymous No.18107768]

HOLY GREEN CANDLES BATMAN

[Anonymous No.18107769]

>>18107686
Holding on to 1k @ 21.90

Till death boys.

[Anonymous No.18107771]

>>18107736
look at that volume

[Anonymous No.18107775]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.18107778]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18107779]

The fed isn't even hiding it anymore, holy shit

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.18107780]

>>18107419
>will hyperinflation actually occur/influence anything in the near future?
No. The entire developed world is going in the opposite direction.
Google "japanification", "secular stagnation", "new normal", etc.

>>18107491
>>18107597
This ain't happening. Trump is terrified of the markets right now and won't say shit to the Saudis.
They'll just tell Murkowski & Inhofe to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.18107781]

>>18107736
If this doesn't worry people then we're in trouble kek.

[Anonymous No.18107782]

>>18107768
>puts tanking again
>mfw

[Anonymous No.18107783]

[Anonymous No.18107784]

>>18107769
you niggers are retarded right now

[Anonymous No.18107786]

>>18107755
Okay okay, and then ???

[Anonymous No.18107785]

>>18107747
listen here you filthy faggot, it makes no difference

[Anonymous No.18107787]

>>18107768
fugg desune~

[Anonymous No.18107789]

>>18107768
Wtf just happened? How did it skip all the middle prices?

[Anonymous No.18107792]

come on 22500 EoD

[chris farley No.18107793]

>>18107618
fuck this was the general consensus all week and now fucking nothin has god damn happened! FUCK BOBOS!
I was convinced to hold sqqq for something big

[Anonymous No.18107796]

THE HONKING NEVER STOPS

[Anonymous No.18107797]

What in the fuck

[Anonymous No.18107799]

This market is so fucking fake.
>Pump the close! Get them excited for tomorrow!
>record jobless claims
>market climbs higher
I'm making money on the long side, but this feels so ominous.

[Anonymous No.18107804]

And SQQQ closes below $20. So much for the dump.

[Anonymous No.18107805]

>>18107721
buy link then get a betterment account

[Anonymous No.18107806]

>>18107491
>>18107756
What oil stocks?

[Anonymous No.18107809]

"He bought puts?"
"Pump it"

[Anonymous No.18107810]

>p-please go up green line, please i need this

[Anonymous No.18107811]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.18107812]

>>18107641
>>18106991

Just wanna read the full pic related

[Anonymous No.18107813]

>>18107768
BASED J E R O M E

[Anonymous No.18107814]

>>18107789
LITERAL FEDNIGGER PUMP

WTF

[Anonymous No.18107821]

>>18107779
as i said earlier i'm new here, can you explain what the fuck is happening ?

[Anonymous No.18107823]

>>18106958
that gay pump 10min before the close
HAHAHAHA this shit like like crypto

[Anonymous No.18107824]

WTF

[Anonymous No.18107825]

>>18107707
That's priced in

[Anonymous No.18107826]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Anonymous No.18107827]

>>18107736
fucking bullshit day

[Anonymous No.18107830]

ITS THE MOST SHAMELESS FED PUMP IVE EVER SEEN AND IM LOVING EVERY SECOND

[Anonymous No.18107832]

>>18106958

Welp...
>Bought at bottom after losing 10k on 80k invested.
>Recovered 6k of losses in the past three days.
>That'll do, piggy.
>Bearish feelings after seeing exponential COVID growth all over, more cases in Japan, astronomical growth in US, Spain, etc.
>Sold all my green positions, am now sitting on cash (65%), bonds, gold.

It hurt to do, as part of me doesn't want to miss out on any artificial growth. But a rising market with record jobless numbers posted today tells me the market is detached from any sense of reality. If Trump is wrong about going back around Easter (and I believe he is), this could be an epic bull trap.

[Anonymous No.18107834]

holy shit bullbros we're all going to be rich

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18107835]

>short positions bleeding
>long positions booming
>still beating the SPY in the 1 month, 3 month, and 1 year

[Anonymous No.18107836]

>>18107785
It does retard, on browser it would take a few seconds to change the numbers, on mobile it would be pretty fucking hard to do that.

[Anonymous No.18107845]

why do people keep posting the same hold sqqq joke... it's not even funny

[Anonymous No.18107846]

oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

[Anonymous No.18107847]

>>18107821
FEDS ARE INJECTING MONEY DIRECTLY INTO THE STOCK MARKET

THEY'RE GOING TO BUY THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.18107848]

>>18107786
Coom

[Anonymous No.18107852]

>>18107783
Devil Tuchman when

[Anonymous No.18107854]

Aww Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.18107855]

bears shitting in the woods right now

[Anonymous No.18107856]

>>18107784
Nope, just you fucking wait buckaroo

[Anonymous No.18107858]

>>18106991
Omg this is amazing

[Anonymous No.18107863]

>>18107736
That's priced in actually

[chris farley No.18107864]

>>18107695
>>18107662
>>18107638
>>18107683
>>18107686

when r u holding til bobros?

DEATH TO MEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.18107870]

>>18107805
>link
>betterment account
Stop with your sorcecry, explain to me !

[Anonymous No.18107871]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[Anonymous No.18107872]

What a candle that was

What the heck is going on

[Anonymous No.18107873]

I'm so fucking glad I'm not doing any direct market plays on the short side, because that blatant fucking pump would have made me smash something.

[Anonymous No.18107875]

EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
>EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
>EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
>EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
>EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
>EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN
EOD DUMP WAS PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18107877]

>>18107809
>hey guys lets start pumping at EXACTLY 3:50 lmao it will be funny

[Anonymous No.18107882]

THE FUCKING DOW

[Anonymous No.18107883]

>>18107832
It almost certainly is an epic bulltrap, but when does it pop?

[Anonymous No.18107885]

Jerome JEROME WHERE ARE YOU

[Anonymous No.18107888]

brrr

[Anonymous No.18107890]

>>18107809
unironically what i did

[Anonymous No.18107891]

Fake as fuck low volume manipulated eod candle don't mean shit

[Anonymous No.18107892]

WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW $22,500 EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18107894]

>bullfags getting cocky for a healthy correction in a bear market
Death cross is still alive and well.

[Anonymous No.18107897]

>>18107847
Is that even possible ? I mean is that what communism is right? economically speaking

[Anonymous No.18107899]

>breaks 260 during EOD pump
It's over bears. Salvage what you can.

[chris farley No.18107902]

>>18107644
i bet another pump comes before it does dump
it didn't dump*

[Anonymous No.18107903]

>+1300

[Anonymous No.18107907]

Three days of averaging down on SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18107908]

LETS GO THE ETERNAL BULL RUN IS COMING SPY 300 CALLS

[Anonymous No.18107909]

>Fake as fuck low volume manipulated eod candle don't mean shit

[Anonymous No.18107910]

WHERE'S THAT LITTLE BEAR BITCH SAYING HE WAS TAKING SCREENSHOTS OF ALL THE SMUG BULLPOSTING SO HE COULD "RUB IT IN OUR FACES" AFTER THE BIG CRASH?

[Anonymous No.18107912]

SEC WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

[Anonymous No.18107914]

>>18107897
Yeah pretty much

[Anonymous No.18107917]

>>18107809
Stupid fucking nigger kikes fucking prices of shit. Get the fucking gas mother fucking niggers. Ahhhhhh

[Anonymous No.18107921]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18107923]

Wtf

As soon as I sell spy and go all in ba

Spy mega pump

[Anonymous No.18107925]

HOLY SHIT JEROME

[Anonymous No.18107930]

[Anonymous No.18107932]

>>18107875
HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.18107933]

>>18107848
Ok done. thanks for everything

[Anonymous No.18107935]

>>18107638
I’m holding fuck bulls this is a historic bulltrap
Keep packing the meat on faggots

[Anonymous No.18107938]

>>18107929
>>18107929
>>18107929
new

[Anonymous No.18107939]

>>18107491
>Republican Senators to Saudi Arabia: Leave OPEC or we’ll sanction you.
Yeah that's about all they can do. 'Sanction' is the NOPEC bill, last vetoed by Trump in 2018 when the saudis conceded.

[Anonymous No.18107940]

$400 loss in 30 minutes. Fuck this fucking fake economy.

Spite holding now.

[Anonymous No.18107942]

>>18107890
I feel bad for you.
I finally abandoned my last puts. I'm going back to making modest gains on swing trades.

[Anonymous No.18107945]

>>18107907
Tfw

[Anonymous No.18107947]

>>18107907
perfect time to sell

[Anonymous No.18107948]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THEY JUST KEEP PUMPING

[chris farley No.18107950]

>>18107688
sqqq is scary when pumping is this sporadic. incoming dumpppp

[Anonymous No.18107951]

LIKE A ROCKET SHIP

[Anonymous No.18107954]

>>18107910
Oh yeah that was me, I sold my SQQQ quickly at the beginning of the day and bought NIKE
suck my dick

[Anonymous No.18107955]

>>18107072
I like both personally. No fatties tho.

[Anonymous No.18107957]

This isn't funny Jerome...

[Anonymous No.18107967]

>>18107914
Kek, what the absolute fuck... And how do you manage a fucking economy like that just by BRRRRRR the shit out of it ?

[Anonymous No.18107970]

>>18107891
>low volume
literally the highest volume candle all day lmao

[Anonymous No.18107972]

>>18107940
literally how if everything is going up

[Anonymous No.18107974]

>>18107847
Nah they’re not
They’re not... yet

[Anonymous No.18107975]

Buying puts as fast as i can.

[Anonymous No.18107977]

>>18107894
This. This is an artificial pump. I'm expecting a 13% red dildo anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.18107981]

THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING GAY EVERY NIGGER ON THE COASTS IS LOSING THEIR JOB AND GETTING CHINK BAT FLU SO STOCKS RALLY 6%

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.18107984]

>>18107793

We were always headed for a bounce. Things just dropped so hard so quickly.

What, did you think it was going to 0 in a straight line?

But we're ALSO now getting to the point where things are overbought. Way, way overbought.

The next leg down is coming, and it's coming soon. I think the trigger won't be corona related either.

Watch the Saudis. Watch oil.

[Anonymous No.18108002]

told you so LOOSERS HAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.18108016]

>>18107970
>tallest midget

[Anonymous No.18108030]

>>18108002
Die bill mitchell
die

[Anonymous No.18108032]

>>18107883

It's anyone's guess, anon.

Just watch the news over the weekend. The stress of all those injections will begin to show once the bleeding continues and the gov't realizes they need to do more, and may not be able to.

[Anonymous No.18108035]

God damn Jerome, make it a little less obvious.

Christ.

[Anonymous No.18108051]

GLOW NIG-

[Anonymous No.18108067]

THIS WAS A FAKER AND GAYER PUMP THAN THE ONE TRUMP SIGNED

[Anonymous No.18108100]

>>18107845
it's not a joke were all bagholding until red number goes back to green kek

[Anonymous No.18108114]

holy fucking bull trap. next stop spy 180 lmfao

[Anonymous No.18108134]

>>18108100
this, i just averaged. we'll see how Monday goes.

[Anonymous No.18108153]

>>18108134
Priced in

[Anonymous No.18108155]

holy fuck i'm glad I got out of sqqq while i did. Looks like Jerome gets to keep up this facade, until monday at least.

[Anonymous No.18108159]

I don't even want to look at my brokerage account.

[Anonymous No.18108163]

I was gonna buy some cheapies to hold long but it keeps going up....any chance of a drop for more deals?

[Anonymous No.18108176]

>>18107984
Show me your “overbought” indicators.
Did you also see that we were incredibly oversold?
I am definitely trimming some longs after this, but it’s also looking like the tutes like the stimulus.

[Anonymous No.18108257]

>>18107806
XOM

[Anonymous No.18108267]

Crying

[Anonymous No.18108363]

>>18108267
I'm dying on the inside too dude. Fuckkkkkkk

[Anonymous No.18108384]

>>18108163
Use maybe 1/5 of your cash every week for the next 5 weeks imo. Things will most likely dip again at some point in the near future but if it doesn't you won't feel like a sucker this way.
>>18108114
Sure fucking hope so. Holding a bag of putrid shit right now.

[Anonymous No.18108388]

>>18108267
I'm at -550 for the day. It's fine I've seen worse in this gay market kek

[Anonymous No.18108408]

>>18108267
sry

[chris farley No.18108416]

>>18108363
>>18108267
hodl for now. we will rise when dumping begins.
we can slap our bear balls on bullchins.

[Anonymous No.18108497]

>>18108267
Chill.
Bloodbath tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18108509]

>>18108267
What is SQQQ ?

[Anonymous No.18108528]

>>18108509
Leveraged short of NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.18108597]

>>18107220
Is another Singapore so bad?

[Anonymous No.18108612]

>>18108509
3x leveraged inverse ETF, returns 3x the results of the NASDAQ index which is great when markets dump but fucking sucks when Jerome pumps.

[Anonymous No.18108674]

>>18107676
lmfao yikes

[Anonymous No.18108742]

>>18108497
I want to believe.

[chris farley No.18108915]

>>18108612
>>18108528
this.
>>18108509
correct me if i'm wrong but it's heavily influenced by volatility so up and down rallys are bad for it too. and obviously if market goes up it crashes down hard. buy low sell high fren.
if we see blood... sell. just buy some. it's 20/share. it'll go up in the next two weeks.

[Anonymous No.18108920]

>>18107972
everyone was expecting the inevitable dump to be today, so tons of people went all in on puts and SQQQ and got wrecked 3 days in a row because the FED just squirted god knows how many trillions into an already unimaginably large debt bubble

[Anonymous No.18108968]

>>18108742
its coming, whether its tomorrow or next week. . we aint seen nothing yet

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18109008]

bail out and trump bux tomorrow frens. i'm taking my stimulus check strait to the bank and opening a 10 year CD.

[Anonymous No.18109236]

>>18107638
selling at 28, looks like i’m bagholding for a while