/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18103640]

Dance Party Edition

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Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

Prior thread:
>>18102665

[Anonymous No.18103661]

first for stocks

[Anonymous No.18103667]

>>18103640
bull trap

[Anonymous No.18103675]

hate stocks

[Anonymous No.18103676]

>tfw you momentarily convinced yourself it's not a rigged game
Never bet against the house bros.

[Anonymous No.18103678]

C'mon SPY 260 You can do it

[Anonymous No.18103680]

>>18103661
Stocks or stockings?

[Anonymous No.18103682]

>>18103667
priced in

[Anonymous No.18103691]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpkwplMmGS8
>this is a /tv/ janny
priced in?

[Anonymous No.18103700]

>>18103640
Nobody is working
Stocks blowing up
Is this the future?

[Anonymous No.18103702]

there is no way it continues above +5% today right? absolutely no way right? i shorted with 15k at +4.9%

[Anonymous No.18103703]

>>18103691
quit linking viruses in every thread ffs

[Anonymous No.18103706]

>thousands in cash still
>sweating

Not yet Not yet
not yet

[Anonymous No.18103707]

>>18103640
bear trap

[Anonymous No.18103709]

Fill in the blank:

______ the fed

[Anonymous No.18103710]

WHERE IS THE DUMP

[Anonymous No.18103714]

Thread relevant for the markets being the opposite of logical:
Bogged -- a state in which one's trades go so poorly as to be explainable only by the intervention of an omniscient and likely malevolent entity

[Anonymous No.18103722]

lmao why they didn`t use infinte qe in 2008

[Anonymous No.18103724]

>>18103680
yes

[Anonymous No.18103726]

Pussied out and sold my Tesla put for a tiny profit on this dip. Now if SPY could just do the same thing

[Anonymous No.18103727]

>>18103702
heh..

[Anonymous No.18103728]

do i sell?
or wait till next week

[Anonymous No.18103730]

>>18103676
I'm literally still 100% bear and I'm not even sweating

[Anonymous No.18103731]

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUY THE DIP WERE LITERALLY ALL GONA DIE!?!?!??!!? ILL BUY BACK IN ONCE THE DOW IS 40,000 AND EVEN THAT IS RISKY

[Anonymous No.18103732]

>>18103676

You forgot the truth.

[Anonymous No.18103737]

>>18103667
It's not a bull trap, it's been going up for 3 days. There's no more bad news that will drop it down. It might drop down in the long run but it will be a slow slide not a drop, unless Trump changes his mind again.

[Anonymous No.18103739]

>>18103709
EAT

[Anonymous No.18103740]

>>18103700
The future is about going back to normalcy, so yes.

[Anonymous No.18103743]

>>18103709
Eat

[Anonymous No.18103745]

>bears

[Anonymous No.18103746]

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>>18103710
P R I C E D I N

[Anonymous No.18103753]

How much money are some of you trading with where options trading is profitable?

[Anonymous No.18103755]

>>18103710
7% more up and it's back to the 2018 lows already. That is way too quick to be rational. The dump is coming, and it will hurt the people getting fleeced today.

[Anonymous No.18103756]

Hey guys, when I contribute money to my Vanguard Roth IRA it still gives me an option to add money from my 2019 year, can I do that even though it's 2020??

[Anonymous No.18103768]

I hate this market so fucking much

[Anonymous No.18103771]

Unless there's a terrorist attack or big natural disaster, crab is guaranteed. Everything else is priced in, only idiots can't tell what's happening in the next 2 months. We probably get a dip tomorrow or Monday because we're overbought but that's it.

[Anonymous No.18103773]

I missed the bottom...

[Anonymous No.18103780]

Dax finished at 10,000.96

0.96 above 10,000 lol, just like the 2997 point fall on the dow

[Anonymous No.18103788]

>>18103714
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18103796]

I want your honest opinions.

Are we gonna dip again or we stabilized?

I'm new to this stuff and I keep hearing arguments for both sides

[Anonymous No.18103797]

>most bulls on /biz/ are American
>most bears on /biz/ are European
did I get it right?? it seems Americans don't realise that european business is literally closed right now

[Anonymous No.18103799]

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[BREAKING - EASTER IS CANCELED No.18103801]

The bishops are canceling Easter everyone! Trump's hopes to re-open the country by Easter are done for.

[Anonymous No.18103808]

>>18103771
It’s October of 2018 all over again.

[Anonymous No.18103812]

>USO going down
Even when I decide to bull and buy into something, it goes down. I could almost accept it if most other oil stocks weren't going up. I'm going back to bear, at least then I can hope this shitshow house of cards collapses in on itself.

[Anonymous No.18103818]

what does the zero reserve requirement effective today mean for the markets?

[Anonymous No.18103821]

>>18103797

So is ours but Americans are smart enough to know that is priced in

[Anonymous No.18103822]

Selling all my stocks tomorrow before the weekend. Monday is going to be red and I make even more money off of Wall Street cucks

[Anonymous No.18103824]

>>18103773
you shouldnt have done that

[Anonymous No.18103823]

>>18103796
We're in a bull market to infinity

[Anonymous No.18103828]

>>18103773

>implying we have reached the bottom

[Anonymous No.18103829]

bulltards would defend this. also is only going to get worse.

[Anonymous No.18103833]

>>18103796
dip, however the rally may continue for a few days

[Anonymous No.18103840]

>>18103799
We are already past that point.

[Anonymous No.18103847]

BOBO STOP

[Anonymous No.18103848]

>>18103818
banks can now play bitmex style.

[Anonymous No.18103849]

>could have bought RCL at $20
>"nah it'll go down more"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.18103851]

Stanford estimates Italy number 450 000 infected by now, so death rate 0.15% which is about same as flu. Also aome doctors say people under 65 Covid is actually less dangerous than a seasonal flu...

[Anonymous No.18103860]

>>18103756
>Hey guys, when I contribute money to my Vanguard Roth IRA it still gives me an option to add money from my 2019 year, can I do that even though it's 2020??

Yes, you can make contributions to your retirement accounts that count toward the prior year's taxes, up until the normal April tax filing deadline. If you already filed your tax return and you want to make additional contributions for the prior year, you probably need to file an amended return though.

[Anonymous No.18103861]

>>18103556
true!
I really did want LMT but now I'm not so sure if their space segment will start losing business to Musk and possibly even Bezos and Branson.

>>18103724
ooooooh boy the qipao and stockings combo... and big tite + sex hair + joyful and slightly lewd expression... yeah this is a good one.

>>18103756
Loose always tricks me into thinking they're chunky. Tent is weird but tight is so blatant... lolz at boob pockets.

>>18103829
That's what was expected though, not worse than expected.

[Anonymous No.18103865]

>>18103801
lol Catholicism is a joke

[Anonymous No.18103868]

>President Trump's job approval numbers are now quickly surging to the best figures of his presidency.

[Anonymous No.18103869]

>>18103801
that's bad news
everyone will still get let out of quarantine on Easter Sunday, and if they can't go to church, they will just celebrate the old pagan holidays instead
we're regressing by about 1000 years

[Anonymous No.18103871]

>>18103829
>Posts CNN article
>"also is only going to get worse"
Brainwashed

[Anonymous No.18103873]

>>18103848
It actually is crazy how much of a shitcoin this fucking market has been recently

[Anonymous No.18103876]

>>18103797
Yes because the US market is working on the promise that the country will open up in a week. And Trump will open it up no matter what as crazy as every other country think that might be.

[Anonymous No.18103881]

>>18103799
Checked and underrated.

[Anonymous No.18103886]

>>18103801
Easter isnt a secular holiday

[Anonymous No.18103891]

I've been right every day on predicting how bad the virus would get. My mistake was thinking the market cares. They're going to use the floor of the NYSE as a makeshift morgue and stocks will still go up.

[Anonymous No.18103893]

>>18103860
>If you already filed your tax return and you want to make additional contributions for the prior year, you probably need to file an amended return though.

oh in that case it's fine, I still have $1k I can do for 2020 and I'm not in a rush

[Anonymous No.18103895]

>>18103640
I want her to dance like that over my dead body

[Anonymous No.18103897]

>>18103861
it's from one of those phone games

[Anonymous No.18103898]

>>18103829
Fuck yeah this is bullish as fuck to sell and become a bear again. Sorry you doomers still haven't figured out how to buy on the rumor and sell on the news. You butt hurt bears deserve to get rekt this week and die to your dumb ass puts for this thinking this would be a straight line down.

[Anonymous No.18103905]

Still holding SRTY. It hurts bobros but we'll make it.

[Anonymous No.18103907]

>>18103840
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[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18103908]

>>18103637
I've been here everyday, just busy as hell and having to do 3 peoples jobs instead of just shit posting all day.

[Anonymous No.18103911]

>>18103865
t heathen protestant

[Anonymous No.18103914]

>>18103868
It's really quite genius. By the time this infinite QE shit catches up to us he'll already have been reelected.

[Anonymous No.18103920]

>>18103737
>unless Trump changes his mind again.
Bulltrap then

[Anonymous No.18103938]

>>18103821
my friend we were at 2800 a year ago after 10years of bull market and now we are looking at biggest recession in our lifetime and we are almost at 2600

[Anonymous No.18103939]

[Anonymous No.18103940]

>>18103829
Record fiscal Stimulus + Record BRrrrrrrrrr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>record unemployment numbers

[Anonymous No.18103942]

>>18103891
Every year more people die and are infected by literally everything and the market does nothing. You think this babby virus is going to scare the market? You missed the dip

[Anonymous No.18103947]

>>18103908
why are u doing peoples' jobs when no one is working...

[Anonymous No.18103957]

>>18103737
No.

[Anonymous No.18103961]

>>18103938
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[Anonymous No.18103962]

>>18103939

[Anonymous No.18103965]

>>18103891
The market cared until Trump decided the country is opening up and people will be left to die.

[Anonymous No.18103966]

>>18103796
nice bronze wheels scrub

[Anonymous No.18103967]

ON the way back down before the end of day pump

[Anonymous No.18103970]

>>18103942
it's not every year that the entire world economy grinds to a screeching halt with a quarter the world population quarantined

[Anonymous No.18103971]

lol guy on CNBC just said "Everything is priced in"

[Anonymous No.18103976]

>>18103775
He's not at a loss in apply wtf? He also didn't buy amazon, that was one of the kids he lets fool around at berkshire.

>>18103775
kek so did you capitulate on your pretty infographic?

[Anonymous No.18103977]

>>18103939
>>18103962
this is normal

[Anonymous No.18103981]

The dump begins

[Anonymous No.18103985]

>>18103911
>surrounds himself with kike haters
>worships kikes in the vatican
lol okay bro

[Anonymous No.18103987]

Aaaaaa i bought calls at the top didnt i

[Anonymous No.18103990]

>>18103961
I hope you’re right, based CLACKposter

[Anonymous No.18103992]

>>18103962
>>18103939
This fucking market

[Anonymous No.18103993]

BEARS ARE GAY

OH NO NO NO

BEARS ARE GAY

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18103996]

>>18103907

These bulls are seriously fucking delusional.

[Anonymous No.18103997]

>>18103961
UHHHHH
GUUYYS THE CHARTS IN THIS PAGE ARE NOT WORKING AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK
https://brrr.money/

[Anonymous No.18104001]

why are the stocks going down this wasnt supposed to happen unlimited money machine

[Anonymous No.18104003]

>>18103737
>he doesn t know

[Anonymous No.18104004]

>>18103971
wow even they fell for the meme
hope they enjoy the bottom

[Anonymous No.18104010]

>was going to buy the dip
>had to wait 5 days for funds to get into Robinhood account
>didn’t realize there was a setting that allows instant access

I fuck up everything

[Anonymous No.18104011]

>>18103961
damn that actually looks like fun
it's been a decade or so since I rode on a rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.18104018]

>>18103965
But Trump is lying because he doesn't have the fucking authority to do that even if he was willing to ignore Fauci. Sure, he can order the CDC to withdraw guidance or whatever, but lockdowns are all state and local decisions.

[Anonymous No.18104019]

>>18103971
These were the same people spazzing out last week that it was the end of everything and depression was imminent. Forget making millions in the stock market, I want to get paid to act like a /smg/ sperg with no actual reasoning or basis on live television

[Anonymous No.18104022]

>>18103957
Keep saying that all the way to 24k. We are going down but on regular bear market timeframes. We'll visit the low again in a month.

[Anonymous No.18104024]

>>18103801
>implying protestants wont kill us all

[Anonymous No.18104031]

>>18103976
oops, meant that second part for:
>>18103804

did you capitulate on your pretty infographic?

[Anonymous No.18104032]

>>18103939
>>18103962
STOP WITH THE ANTI-SEMITISM

[Anonymous No.18104033]

>>18103996
No we're at the going up bit at the end. We've already done the down up down

[Anonymous No.18104035]

>>18103938
>we are looking at the biggest recession in our lifetime
Do you know how stupid you sound?

[Anonymous No.18104050]

>>18103971
that was priced in

[Anonymous No.18104051]

BOBROS ALWAYS REMEMBER

YOU CAN'T LOSE MONEY IF YOU DON'T SELL

[Anonymous No.18104055]

whatever is shilled the hardest here (YO BUY SQQQ!!!), do the exact opposite.

[Anonymous No.18104057]

>>18103726
>it just keeps dumping
I want to kill myself. Go ahead and laugh at me.

[Anonymous No.18104061]

>>18104003
That's exactly what I'm arguing. The drop will be slow. This insta-drop will be fixed and the slow slide down will start.

[Anonymous No.18104059]

>>18103851
>preprints

[Anonymous No.18104062]

>>18104010
>using R*ddithood
lmao what a retard

[Anonymous No.18104065]

>>18104051
reverse leveraged ETFs decay towards zero

[Anonymous No.18104066]

>>18103907
>>18103996
>>18104003
>hurr look at these linesssssssssssss!1!
This is why bobos will always remain poor.

[Anonymous No.18104073]

Why the markets are green?

[Anonymous No.18104081]

>>18104073
Why do you hate jews so much? Fuck off

[Anonymous No.18104083]

>>18104018
gov cuomo was saying yesterday he wants to get people back to work too, and that they're looking into it

meanwhile NY is getting to the point where they'll soon have to ration care and pick who lives

[Anonymous No.18104085]

>>18104073
Trump saved the world. Virus is over

[Anonymous No.18104088]

>>18104073
The coronavirus is a r*ddit nothingburger and the boomers (who control the Fed & WH) want their 401ks back.

[Anonymous No.18104096]

>>18103851
I don't get this fucking argument, it's like you guys literally can't think about the consequences of numbers. It doesn't matter whether it's 0.1% of 450,000 or 1% of 45,000. What matters is that entire hospital systems are collapsing.

[Anonymous No.18104100]

>>18104035

They never learn anon. They’ll clap their hands when the market corrects down again and still miss the bottom because bears always think there’s another drop happening tomorrow. They wouldn’t buy back in if the dow dropped to 0. That or they are all holding worthless puts to begin with.

[Anonymous No.18104103]

>>18104073
>Cov 19 effects have been priced in
>brrrrrrrrrrrrr
>Trump won't let the markets collapse

[Anonymous No.18104106]

>>18104085
This

[Anonymous No.18104107]

>>18103907
based clack poster

[Anonymous No.18104110]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE STONKS WERE GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST BEAR IN THE THREAD

I WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB PUTS LEVERAGED TO WIN

BUT THE UNEMPLOYMENT WAS ALREADY PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18104113]

>>18103773
ok fen. you don't have to buy at the bottom. you just have to be close to it and you will still get gains in the long term. if you think the bottom happened already, buy now.

[Anonymous No.18104114]

We feeling priced in yet boys?

[Anonymous No.18104115]

Hello Guys I have 50 bucks to invest in stonks what do I buy?

[Anonymous No.18104116]

>>18104083
lol no, a handful of 500lbs 90 year olds with 1 lung are the only people actually dying from this gay disease, and they/we are better off without them anyway

[Anonymous No.18104117]

Why the fuck are we recovering. Please tell me this is a dead cat bounce... There's no way free money fixes this shit...

[Anonymous No.18104118]

Just dumped entire oil position. Partly because oil has zero momentum other than snibby shuffle at moment and partly because the leaf ETF i was using remained oddly buoyant despite the drop in prices today. My etf was only down 1% vs the crude price down 4%ish. It's a little more complicated than just that difference but there is an arbitrage situation there. Anyway, i took money and ran. All cash again now.

Trump may try to do one of two things to help US shale; strike a deal with the Saudis to put heat on Russia/Iraq OR, if that doesn't work, reintroduce the NOPEC bill. Search 'NOPEC bill' if unfamiliar.

[Anonymous No.18104131]

>>18104073
Donald himself went to New York and smacked around Wall Street telling bear fags to get fucked

[Anonymous No.18104132]

I like this new inflation of the bubble

[Anonymous No.18104133]

>>18104004
they already did. that's why we are up.

>our corona experience will mimic that of Italy
>unemployment will be like 2-3mill
>Q2,Q3 will have negative GDP like -10-12%
>there will be another stimulus in a few weeks or a month
>Fed will do everything to backstop the markets including the Forbidden Technique
>company earnings will tank and some will have to suspend divvys
PRICED IN

[Anonymous No.18104134]

>>18104115
Bears will say wait a while for cheapies

[Anonymous No.18104137]

>>18104114
How about now?

[Anonymous No.18104139]

You shorted SPY at 260 like I said this morning, right?

[Anonymous No.18104143]

>>18103907
Fuck it.
I'll just say it:
Neither you nor I have any fucking clue about what's going to happen tomorrow monday or a week out from now. Hell, not even economic experts have been able to say what the next day would hold. Everyone expected a fucking bloodbath this week and there's nothing. Hell even I expected red days and they never happened.

Stop pretending you know what's going to happen. You're no economist. And saying "Well this chart indicates" just shows you really have no clue. Admit it, own it, live with it.

[Anonymous No.18104146]

>>18104110
AND THE FED STARTS PUMPING AND THEY DON'T STOP PUMPING

NEVER MAKES SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

THE BANKS GET PAYED FOR BEING FUCKING DUMB

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH BUYING THE SMALLCAPS

[Anonymous No.18104147]

Every single person in the state of New York dying is bullish

[Anonymous No.18104153]

>>18104110
>>18104146

hehe

[Anonymous No.18104152]

>>18103801
sspx and sedevacantist chapels will probably still be doing mass

[Anonymous No.18104156]

>>18104085
The virus was never anything to begin with.

H1N1 was worse
Zika was up there
Ebola was bretty bad

The markets crashing THIS BADLY was never about the virus. It's always been about the ELECTION in November.

[Anonymous No.18104157]

soooo sold my SQQQ at a loss for a long position, now this shit is happening. Idk what to do. This is retarded and I fucking hate the stock market.

[Anonymous No.18104158]

>>18104146
Someone should make an updated one of these where it goes green

[Anonymous No.18104159]

Well well the dump is starting at 1:20ET today instead of power hour.

[Anonymous No.18104160]

If Corona just wipes out a shitload of elderly people then social security is saved and we’ll enter the most golden bull run in history.

[Anonymous No.18104163]

>>18104133
what if the fact that everyone assumes the market is priced in...is already priced in?

BEAR BROS
THE DAY IS COMING

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18104165]

WTF VXX STOP PUMPING!

[Anonymous No.18104174]

>>18104118

[Anonymous No.18104179]

>>18104139
Didn't see your post but you bet I did

[Anonymous No.18104182]

>>18104062
There is literally nothing wrong with Robinhood

[Anonymous No.18104184]

>>18104066
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[Anonymous No.18104186]

>>18104152
>sedevacantist
chads all
fuck the modern catholic church

[Anonymous No.18104187]

>>18104146
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOUR MOVES DON'T BLOW

KEEP PUMPING SO STOCKS WILL NEVER GO LOW

[Anonymous No.18104189]

>>18104143
This is what fucking scares me. Nothing makes any sense anymore

[Anonymous No.18104192]

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS!!!!

[Anonymous No.18104193]

Bears, when do you think it will tank? Next week or something,?

[Anonymous No.18104195]

Fuck this market, I'm pulling out to buy land and mobile homes.

[Anonymous No.18104201]

>>18103797
It’s American cope because this means trump is a fuck up and the empire is in dire straights

[Anonymous No.18104204]

>>18104159
this is a weak dump

[Anonymous No.18104205]

>>18104156
>It's always been about the ELECTION in November.

%100 this.

[Anonymous No.18104208]

Parabolic lmao

[Anonymous No.18104212]

>>18104184

We are really going to go through the floor and this bullfags will never see it coming . THey are so fucking blind.

[Anonymous No.18104215]

Oil back below $23

[Anonymous No.18104221]

>>18104022
On what basis are your assumptions made? It's been 1 week, there's hardly been any news at all about the actual physical impacts to supply chains globally, in every sector. I suspect due to the velocity of news, and the capacity of trading that everything will be contracted by 30%. Moreover everything we're seeing is virtually unprecedented in our market. Pandemic shutdown, globally, with latency in every market. Oil pricing war with Russia and OPEC. Corporate debt at ATH, while they shit out junk bonds to prop their prices up. This as V$ is as low as it possibly could be.

Nobody knows what's happening. Mortgages go unpaid for a couple of months? Utilities get hit by the same payment delays. Credit card payments missed. Most people are paycheck to paycheck with massive debt burdens from car loans to mortgages and student loans. Most companies are doing the same. A lot of those companies are propped up on growth and aren't turning revenues, either. What happens when this shit starts defaulting? How long until it does?

[Anonymous No.18104222]

>>18104193
Hard to say but there's at least 20-30% more downside.
Find a comfy short and chill.

[Anonymous No.18104223]

>>18103640
>fed allows stocks to be traded toward them for collateral
>fed has unlimited printing powers
>saves all the big corporations like cock suckers
Where were you, when the fed killed this country.? They’re going to hyper inflate us into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.18104224]

>>18104204
How can I tell this?
I need some consolation.

[Anonymous No.18104229]

>>18104143
Nobody knows or understands why. They can pretend all the want but it’s all a crapshoot.

The only real guarantee is that at the end of the day, the stock market always eventually goes up.

[Anonymous No.18104231]

>>18104011
I was watching a youtube channel yesterday where a guy goes to waterparks and rides all the waterslides. I miss waterslides. I wanna go on a waterslide again.

[Anonymous No.18104240]

*clack* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18104244]

>>18104131
Can confirm. I was there.

[Anonymous No.18104249]

>>18104223
You have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.18104252]

>>18104223
It's already happening, and has increased a lot in 2020 alone.

[Anonymous No.18104253]

>>18104215

Suggestions on which oil stock to buy?

[Anonymous No.18104254]

>>18103640
Tfw i will likely never have a wife that looks like that and only dances lile that in the privacy of our bedroom.

[Anonymous No.18104257]

Join Robinhood thru my link we both get free stocks

Invest now.

You now have a claim to a stock like Apple, Ford, or Facebook. In order to keep this claim to your stock, sign up and join Robinhood using my link. http://join.robinhood.com/ryant409

[Anonymous No.18104258]

How far is the market going to tank next?

Sold everything today

[Anonymous No.18104260]

>>18104231
>feels you didnt know you missed

[Anonymous No.18104262]

>>18104253
None.

[Anonymous No.18104263]

>>18104114
>>18104137
How about potential commercial mortgage collapse?

[Anonymous No.18104271]

what the -1X smallcaps called again?
Like DOG or SH but for SRTY?

[Anonymous No.18104273]

Jerome, you better not be asleep. Turn on the printer!

[Anonymous No.18104276]

SPY 260 hard limit confirmed. prepare to burn bullcucks

[Anonymous No.18104277]

>>18104263
Which reit is it?

[Anonymous No.18104282]

I wonder if analysts priced in the homeless and unemployed banging on the doors of their homes and workplaces, desperate for food and shelter.
Worse, have they priced in that they will soon be among them - when the analysts lose their jobs and home will that be priced in?
When they cough, fall ill, and begin to succumb to the virus will they recognize the prices were wrong?
Will bearing witness to the deaths of their parents and everyone they love before they too eventually fall change their minds?
Have they priced in the fact that all the money they've made is soon to be worthless?
Standing in bread lines during their last days, carefully watched at gunpoint by the military and police, will they finally realize this isn't a matter of prices?

No.
They will die, be cremated, and their ashes will be placed haphazardly into a small ceramic urn that reads 'priced in.'

[Anonymous No.18104284]

>>18104257
What kind of stock can I get for free? Is it just choice? What are my restrictions?

[Anonymous No.18104286]

>>18104224
because, voila, it's back up

[Anonymous No.18104285]

>>18104231
When SDOW finally turns green and we all are rich, we'll have to celebrate together at a waterpark.
https://www.youtube.com/user/tuberides1

[Anonymous No.18104288]

>>18104257
>>18104257
lol

[Anonymous No.18104290]

>>18104143
Actually based post

[Anonymous No.18104292]

>>18104273
Lunch break.

[Anonymous No.18104296]

>>18104182
well there's the part where it shits out and then they try to trick you into signing an agreement not to sue them by offering you $75
but other than that yeah nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.18104302]

>>18104253
None right now. But when you do, checks out Shell. RDS.B, not RDS.A. RDS.B will save you some taxes on your divvies. Also Haliburton pretty cheap and they just laid off a bunch of people. And as always, the old XOM.

[Anonymous No.18104306]

>>18103676
im with >>18103730. trends dont add up.
in fact now is a great time to buy more puts

[Anonymous No.18104307]

>>18104146
>>18104110
Underrated

[Anonymous No.18104313]

>>18104276
Tuch has corona, not even memeing :(

[Anonymous No.18104315]

>>18104286
How did you know this would bounce back up though? . Thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.18104319]

>>18103640
Noooo my stockorinoos.

Let's be real bros should I just cash out when I'm at break even this shit sucks

[Anonymous No.18104320]

>>18104263
* CLACK CLACK CLACK *

[Anonymous No.18104326]

>>18104253
UWT nigga

[Anonymous No.18104328]

>>18104271
Nevermind!!

Looks like it's RWM

[Anonymous No.18104329]

People who think that we haven't reached the bottom are doomers. Compare the old population vs the younger population, anyone below 30 could go back to work.

[Anonymous No.18104330]

>>18104249
Go ask Germany how this played out in fucking 1914.

[Anonymous No.18104333]

>>18104292
I-it's g-g-going b-back up, r-right?

[Anonymous No.18104334]

>>18104137
lol

[Anonymous No.18104344]

>>18104182
Except that it takes over a week to put in more money, slow ass fuck transaction processes, and much more.

[Anonymous No.18104346]

>>18104253
psx

[Anonymous No.18104347]

>>18104284
I dont know. Noones joined thru my link yet
I'm winging it here

[Anonymous No.18104350]

>>18104282
That's too many clacks, it won't be quite that bad.

[Anonymous No.18104351]

>>18104282
see the problem is that New York is already out of morgue space and using garbage bags as protective equipment, yet stonks continue to go up

A week ago I agreed entirely with your position now I think the bots and banks might just keep taking in fed money and pumping out green days

[Anonymous No.18104358]

>>18104315
never said i did

[Anonymous No.18104359]

>>18104302
I have been looking at those, what about USO? Are those options better?

[Anonymous No.18104360]

>>18104330
You have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.18104361]

Send me your bull cope.
Let it out.
It's not good to keep it all in.

[Anonymous No.18104362]

>>18104296
Your fault for panic selling like a beta

[Anonymous No.18104363]

>>18104231
there was a story from back in 2016 or so about the kid getting decapitated at that one waterslide in KC
basically, rollercoasters were way more regulated and waterslides weren't, and they built the biggest one ever. then this kid was too lightweight and he went flying into a metal bar above the ride... his family was waiting at the bottom and his body came down with no head

[Anonymous No.18104368]

>>18104285
So is it better to buy options on these or outright invest in them?

[Anonymous No.18104373]

>>18104277
>>18104277
AG Mortgsge Investment Trust Inc

I really want to short some of these REITS(might be too late). Especially the residential ones in Canada

[Anonymous No.18104374]

>>18104011
>>18104231
I took a bubblebath yesterday. I hadn't taken one since a white man was president last.

[Anonymous No.18104376]

>selling
>ever

Only thing I sell are puts.

[Anonymous No.18104381]

>biden getting pound me too'd now
priced in?

[Anonymous No.18104387]

does drumpf's racism know no bounds? he just lost the entire black vote

[Anonymous No.18104389]

>>18104344
I thought so too but there’s something called Robinhood instant, you just turn on a setting

[Anonymous No.18104393]

>>18104361
I wish jerome would just fucking give up and let this crater into the center of the earth or Corona-Chan will just start mass killing boomers. I'm tired of waiting, I want my cheapies.

[Anonymous No.18104392]

>>18104351
The morgue space thing could probably be nothing. I worked in an ER for a few years in a major city and we regularly filled up ours on weekends when people OD and murder each other clack.

[Anonymous No.18104394]

>>18104253
idk but it might drag the markets down with it again

[Anonymous No.18104398]

>>18104253
XOM for sure. RDS.B will always be around along with CVX

[Anonymous No.18104399]

>>18104360
What do you mean you maroon. The fed printed fucking trillions out of its ass. Do you even basic economics? This is going to kill this country, our bond yields are below 0 which is even worse because that means the government can’t even draw its own bonds to save itself.

[Anonymous No.18104404]

>>18104257
HI Ryan, this is the IRS.

[Anonymous No.18104409]

>>18104387
Does the government control the lottery?

[Anonymous No.18104410]

>>18103737
>3 days
lol that's no time at all

[Anonymous No.18104414]

>>18104319
Hold, buy more when shit gets even cheaper

[Anonymous No.18104417]

>>18104361
>people actually bought calls today
Why do people always turn time against themselves?

[Anonymous No.18104426]

rate it niggers

[Anonymous No.18104427]

>>18104333
what the fuck are you in lmao

[Anonymous No.18104430]

>>18104389
only up to $1000
you just outed yourself as a poorfag my man

[Anonymous No.18104436]

>>18104387
is this deflationary?

[Anonymous No.18104437]

>>18104376
my man

[Anonymous No.18104441]

>>18104131
Based

[Anonymous No.18104442]

Did i sum it up good enough

[Anonymous No.18104453]

Cheese cakes are priced in.

[Anonymous No.18104455]

>>18104393

Boomers are literally crashing the American dollar to maintain their wealth. It's breathtaking to witness them dooming future generations forever.

[Anonymous No.18104463]

>>18104399
>maroon
OK I'll add you to the screencap. lmao

[Anonymous No.18104468]

if an asymptomatic strain mutates and causes people to effectively self-vaccinate how fucked is the US economy with its autism pump?

[Anonymous No.18104470]

Sorry wtf? States are going to raise taxes?
I literally can't even make ends meet as it is..

[Anonymous No.18104476]

>>18104285
>>18104231
M..maybe FUN will diversify into water attractions when they return to their former glory
>>18104387
what on earth does this mean

[Anonymous No.18104477]

>>18104455
They're going to get away with it too.

[Anonymous No.18104483]

>>18104404
Kek

[Anonymous No.18104485]

>>18104427
Mostly airlines and flight related industries. A couple hotels/casinos, and another few wildcards

[Anonymous No.18104486]

>>18104442
you over-complicated things for no reason

>>18104453
fuccc I haven't had cheesecake in years and now I bet I can't buy it anywhere
what am I gonna do bros...

[Anonymous No.18104488]

>>18104442
your cycle was priced in

[Anonymous No.18104492]

>>18104470
>I literally can't
back to twitter with you

[Anonymous No.18104493]

>>18104373
i should add that. I think that regulators will change the rules and allow forbearance or the renters and somehow backstop the REITS, since they are not receiving any rental income or banks with guarantees.

[Anonymous No.18104497]

>>18103851
Oh and it's 1.5% you mathlet

[Anonymous No.18104499]

>>18104442
Yeah, pretty much.

[Anonymous No.18104503]

>>18104387
oh fuck I misread that as "Powell to cut minimum jackpots", my brain is broken

[Anonymous No.18104505]

>>18104485
Bro what the fuck are you doing

Diversify nigga

[Anonymous No.18104511]

>>18104488
based

[Anonymous No.18104512]

>>18104492
Just here to make money at the bottom like everyone else at my work.

[Anonymous No.18104518]

Where do you watch market data live?

[Anonymous No.18104520]

>>18104426
better off buying a hooker and losing your virginity

[Anonymous No.18104522]

>>18104143
Economists are modern day priests, it’s junk science
From a macro level the stock market goes up because we are a biological species with a society organized around infinite growth

[Anonymous No.18104525]

>>18104470
Wow, it’s almost as if you’re paying for all those unemployment insurances...

[Anonymous No.18104530]

>>18104486
>cheesecake
It's 'cheese cake' you blazing faggot.

[Anonymous No.18104536]

Is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.18104540]

>>18104476
they own soak city

[Anonymous No.18104542]

>>18104485
>>18104427
Also cruises
>>18104505
I have no idea what I'm doing, i started investing like a week and a half ago because i knew there was opportunity.

[Anonymous No.18104545]

>>18104485
>airlines and flight related
>hotels and casinos
Don't expect anything for a while, no one is flying or going to hotels until at least May. Gambling related stocks rose really nicely last week/early this week because of the Trump Bux (idiots will go and gamble the free money). Made a few hundred off of that.

[Anonymous No.18104550]

Imagine paying fees on each trade like a cuck

[Anonymous No.18104551]

>>18104157
>my hands are soft like a baby’s ass
you had no business wearing that bear mask boy

[Anonymous No.18104553]

>>18104518
IT'S IN THE OP. READ THAT SHIT YOU DUMMY

[Anonymous No.18104556]

>>18104536
Bullish, look at that demand. Once some restrictions are lifted imagine all the demand that's going to be unleashed on the markets.

[Anonymous No.18104557]

>>18104525
How can I pay if I got laid off. Nobody's coming to restaurants now. Everyone I know is dumping all their money into the stock market now cause we all know how much were going to make

[Anonymous No.18104560]

>>18104542
This makes me feel better about my puts. Thank you anon, I really appreciate your sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.18104561]

>>18104536
bullish on charmin

[Anonymous No.18104563]

>>18104536
Big buy signal, riots are priced in.

[Anonymous No.18104567]

/smg/ why aren't you playing vicky 2 as the grand HRE schnauzer

[Anonymous No.18104570]

>>18104536
>consumers are spending
Obviously bullish anon.

[Anonymous No.18104572]

>>18103640
>tfw got in on sqqq below $21

[Anonymous No.18104574]

Three outside up pattern.....shits gonna reverse hard soon.

[Anonymous No.18104579]

>>18104545
Shit kept climbing so i invested most of my money earlier this week. I am going to sell today/tomorrow and buy again when it tanks again. I was a bear all along.

[Anonymous No.18104585]

I couldn't take it anymore. I liquidated all my puts and went all in on calls this morning. I was down 70% but am now up 20%. Can't sell until tomorrow due to day trade restriction bullshit, but yeah, it looks like we've stabilized now. Tomorrow will PRINT

[Anonymous No.18104587]

>>18104530
cheese cake means a cake made of actual cheese

cheesecake is the dessert

I haven't eaten either cheese cake or cheesecake in such a long time...

[Anonymous No.18104594]

>>18104536
bullish on tp manufacturers, bearish on humanity in general.

[Anonymous No.18104595]

it went from +5% to +3%, who the fuck is still buying to keep it from dumping

[Anonymous No.18104596]

Bulls what is happening?

[Anonymous No.18104597]

>>18104563
>riots are priced in.
underrated

[Anonymous No.18104599]

>>18104567
too hard to blob

[Anonymous No.18104601]

>>18104392
Sure, but it's a sign that the death rate is accelerating past normal levels. It's still very early days, most people who do end up dieing of batflu die 14-28 days after hospitalization. So most of these deaths are from when New York still had 3 digit cases.

[Anonymous No.18104602]

>>18104512
just memeing u broski

[Anonymous No.18104603]

>>18104585
dump it.

[Anonymous No.18104610]

>>18104560
I invested earlier this week. Still gonna make 30%+ profit.

[Anonymous No.18104613]

>>18104329
Everything in Europe is locked down. All shops, all restaurants, hotels, all cafes, even park benches here. Crossing the border or taking a plane are made impossible and nobody spends money on anything right now. I literally cant leave the door to meet a friend and some cities say you cant leave unless you buy food.

This is the US in one week tops. Corona itself is no problem, its just the effects on the economy that are horrible.

Also a 10% death rate in Italy. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.18104614]

Why up I thought this was bear in the big blue house month??

[Anonymous No.18104616]

>>18104579
Definetly. I tried to be a bull this week, but it doesn't work for me. Save me bobo

[Anonymous No.18104619]

>>18104414
shit
he's cute

>>18104387
NOOOOO
NOT MY LEGAL GAMBLERININGGG!!!

[Anonymous No.18104621]

>>18104536
Animals

[Anonymous No.18104625]

>>18104585

You're about to get bogged.

[Anonymous No.18104627]

Hahahahaha looks like my timing on oil sell was just right. Whole deal dropping hard now.

[Anonymous No.18104629]

>>18104536
Lmao
All those panicking mutts

[Anonymous No.18104631]

>>18104596
What’s happening? What’s happening is I’m making money while you’re coping. Sad, really.

[Anonymous No.18104632]

>>18104567
What mod is this?

[Anonymous No.18104634]

>>18104613
Yes but no one cares about Europe.

[Anonymous No.18104639]

>>18104557
The entire economy is getting fucked at a fundamntal level yet the stock market keeps irrationally rising.

[Anonymous No.18104641]

lel

[Anonymous No.18104643]

>>18104613
see>>18104133

[Anonymous No.18104651]

FUCKING PRINT JERRRRRRRRROME PRINTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18104652]

>>18104596
Erectile dysfunction

[Anonymous No.18104659]

>>18104585


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

[Anonymous No.18104661]

>>18104631
I see the line going down.

[Anonymous No.18104665]

I’m gearing up to dump everything and take my modest gain. Im gettin red vibes tmrw and all next week

[Anonymous No.18104667]

>>18104520
sorry anon i got a gf

[Anonymous No.18104671]

>>18104579
Since you say you don't know what you're doing. My advice would be just invest in the big players. Big tech names, the big oil industry players, big banks, defense industry, etc. Airline stocks like United will play out in the long run, 6months -> 1+ year. EVERYTHING is the lowest it's been in 5 years, I don't believe these bears who say it will go lower. We could dip back down to where it was 2 weeks ago, but I don't think so. You can't go wrong with the big companies who have no risk of bankruptcy, as long as you're willing to play the long game and maybe take short term losses.

[Anonymous No.18104675]

How more obvious can this get? This is the 'Return to "normal"'. Get ready for the great dickening boys

[Anonymous No.18104676]

>>18104567
tfw not smart enough to play vicky

[Anonymous No.18104677]

>>18104596
Oh no no nononononoonononon
>>18104601
fair point

[Anonymous No.18104678]

NEW
>>18104674
>>18104674
>>18104674

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.18104680]

Fuck it, keep selling I'm going to lunch.

[Anonymous No.18104681]

Please dump hard now, I'm begging you

[Anonymous No.18104683]

\ /
\ / SHAPED RECOVERY
\ / P E R M A B U L L

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR4

[Anonymous No.18104682]

>>18104661
Really? And how much are you making on your 150 3/27 SPY puts?

[Anonymous No.18104685]

>>18104409
duh it' is basically a retard tax

[Anonymous No.18104686]

Tomorrow's gonna be the last for sure green day because that's when the house passes the bill. Then, coronavirus rampages over the weekend and monday begins the bloodletting.

[Anonymous No.18104690]

>>18104409
Yes typically half the money goes to school or something. Did you think they would advertise it so much if it wasn’t run by that states?

[Anonymous No.18104691]

>>18104055
Learning this the hard way. Hoping for a rebound so I can sell that shit by EOD.

Babbis first stock market, don't listen to 4chan.

[Anonymous No.18104698]

>dad got laid off for now
First time I've felt that shit got real.
Got to help my old man bros, sad that I wouldn't be there when we reach the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18104702]

>>18104632
Divergences of Darkness, its a shitty meme mod but its fun

>>18104676
watch zero to hero on jewtube bro

[Anonymous No.18104703]

>>18104596
We're going up, what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.18104709]

>>18104675
Shhhhhh.....
We need normies to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.18104718]

>>18104676
>incest fetishists preferred the stupid gorl
interesting

[Anonymous No.18104720]

I am just ready to close the puts and call it a big fat loss

[Anonymous No.18104722]

>>18104442
How did you forget AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18104724]

>>18104682
I dont have 150 3/27 puts

[Anonymous No.18104734]

>>18104133
Unemployment will be 20%
Negative GDP will be -30%
Stimulus can't help closed businesses
Fed can go and fuck itself, they have 0 weapons left
Your Corona experience will be worse than Italy

[Anonymous No.18104743]

>>18104536
>women fighting over a pack
>old man with two packs just walks by and hands one to another old man who didn't have one
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.18104746]

>>18104703
SAVED
How didn't I find this in my search for animes working out?

[Anonymous No.18104747]

>>18103996
You could argue that we saw the bull trap when the Dow went from 25 to 27 or whatever it was. Then it cratered to 18 and we're reverting to the mean already. Honestly you can slide that line around and find an innumerable number of patterns that fit.

[Anonymous No.18104758]

>>18104698
Sorry to hear that, anon. Aunt got laid off yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18104765]

>>18104675
Get ready for the bulls to start fucking raging

[Anonymous No.18104775]

>>18104724
Sorry, 160 3/27 puts. You were trying to “play it safe,” weren’t you?

[Anonymous No.18104823]

>>18104675
Next week or tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18104838]

Today
>Recovered 15% on stocks i was holding for a week
>got +5%
>sold

IM SAFE FRENS

[Anonymous No.18104847]

>>18104567
Map painting simulator is for autists.

t. Total War chad

[Anonymous No.18104861]

>>18104747
It's fractal

[Anonymous No.18104865]

>>18104157
What's happening? The markets have crabbed all day.

[Anonymous No.18104874]

oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[Anonymous No.18104877]

>>18104065
is that only for reversed leveraged or does it work for positive 3x as well?

[Anonymous No.18104885]

>>18104861
Yes.

[Anonymous No.18104893]

>>18104596

Big buy signal

[Anonymous No.18104910]

>>18104838
Good job fren

[Anonymous No.18104935]

>>18104877
in bear market yes

[Anonymous No.18104948]

Alright boys I just sold all my shit. It feels freeing to be off this fucking wild ride, now I get to sit back and egg on the eventual collapse.
BEAR PRIDE WORLD WIDE

[Anonymous No.18104955]

>>18104865
*Crabbed*
You have no idea what that term means do you?

[Anonymous No.18105022]

>>18104720
I already did. The scare is over. I lost 70% on puts but switched to calls this morning and am green 20%.

[Anonymous No.18105081]

>>18105022
lol

[Anonymous No.18105098]

Spy 300 eom
Bears on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.18105172]

>>18105022
nice job anon

[Anonymous No.18105192]

>>18105022
What I learned is that puts are nonsense for the starting investor.
It's gambling to the ones who don't understand.
I either sold too soon, companies bought the stocks back or it actually reached the bottom and wouldn't go down.
If tomorrow the bill passes then there won't be a bear market for quite some time. Like /biz/ says..it's already priced in

[Anonymous No.18105219]

>>18105022
bearish

[flu=flu, Heinicken "virus" = m(...) No.18105447]

>>18104115
condoms ..? for how long?

[Anonymous No.18105490]

>>18105022
I already switched to some calls. Think we may just have bought the top anon considering how ive timed it on puts.

[Anonymous No.18105537]

>>18104734
um, no sweetee
Stimulus will help the small business pay rent and some bills while this washes through
The Fed has the Forbidden Technique left. Google it

[Anonymous No.18105560]

Mass index not looking so good lads.
im wondering will Smith & Wesson stocks go up as during the initial phase

[Anonymous No.18105607]

>>18104115
You buy it all and watch that 300 dollar per week increase my boy