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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:07:07 2020 No.18099380 [Reply] [Original]

clown market edition

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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
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https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Misc:
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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:07:39 2020 No.18099390 THREAD THEME ON REPEAT LADS HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py_MdrpI5vQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:07:43 2020 No.18099392 >>18099380 first for fuck bulls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:07:47 2020 No.18099398 File: 66 KB, 1440x1416, bobo-screaming.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099380 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:08:16 2020 No.18099407 >>18099398 LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:08:18 2020 No.18099409 >>18099380 first for fuck anime tranny ops lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:08:23 2020 No.18099412 >>18099380 this market is FAKE AND GAY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:08:25 2020 No.18099414 File: 133 KB, 1080x947, Screenshot_20200326-070720_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JOKE'S ON YOU BULLKEKS CAN'T MAKE MY PUTS LOSE VALUE IF THEY'RE ALREADY WORTHLESS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:08:58 2020 No.18099431 File: 15 KB, 236x419, 56183286-E4E8-4B88-A790-8A7EDE532968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] End of day dump will be BIBLICAL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:00 2020 No.18099433 So....we gonna talk what's going on with oil or we gonna keep posting wojacks, aaaas, and bobos?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:01 2020 No.18099435 File: 8 KB, 195x199, 1584729345786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099398 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:08 2020 No.18099437 >noooo but /biz/ said number go down /biz/ said big number go down!!! why big number no going down??? why money number get smaller??

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:30 2020 No.18099446 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:35 2020 No.18099449 File: 194 KB, 680x555, 229CB668-34D4-4CF3-B934-98DCF30229E4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >nothing but bullposting in a bull market >nothing but bearposting in a bear market

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:36 2020 No.18099450 >US markets dragging up the ftse dax, iseq GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:48 2020 No.18099454 >>18099380 Thank you OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:52 2020 No.18099456 Is there a way to put money on VIX going up or down?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:09:53 2020 No.18099457 File: 169 KB, 646x700, 1518107464416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We're about to blow yesterday's highs. If we do then ~2640 on the S&P is the target, lovely

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:01 2020 No.18099463 File: 147 KB, 1300x827, 1583517117247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HERE THEY COME!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:02 2020 No.18099462 titanium resistance approaching

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:12 2020 No.18099464 >>18099431 Based 236x419poster

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:15 2020 No.18099465 Remember, the only thing that's not priced in is you capitulating and FOMO'ing the other side of the trade. That's incredibly bearish

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:18 2020 No.18099467 >Had a classmate buy during class on the 10th >Haven't seen him since due to school going online >Haven't seen him in the online sessions I know he was here from time to time. RIP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:23 2020 No.18099472 >>18099431 You mean end of day PUMP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:30 2020 No.18099475 Okay quick, how do I recoup my SQQQ losses? I'm tired of DCAing into it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:40 2020 No.18099480 TOO COCKY BROS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:42 2020 No.18099481 Okay guys the real smart money play is post dated strangles. When one option goes up, sell it and hold the other. Rinse and repeat. Perfect for big swing crab market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:10:47 2020 No.18099482 >>18099456 Up: UVXY or TVIX, Down: SVXY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:11:05 2020 No.18099490 This isn’t the bottom... there’s no way...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:11:09 2020 No.18099493 File: 13 KB, 399x400, 1582075186641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I LOADED my bags with SPXS just before close yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:11:10 2020 No.18099492 >>18099475 load up here and cut losses if we break higher.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:11:14 2020 No.18099495 File: 48 KB, 680x520, based.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:11:15 2020 No.18099496
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>>18099380
How is it legal that when an index gains, like the NASDAQ, my individual stocks in that index can still be red? Gains should be distributed across all stocks until none of them are red, and then all excess profits can go to those higher performing stocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:11:38 2020 No.18099505 >>18099433 Oil is dumped on market because the pandemic was known about in advance.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:11:53 2020 No.18099512

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priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:01 2020 No.18099517 It’s never gonna reach 22k bullfags

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:02 2020 No.18099518 Magnetic poles reverse >priced in Solar flare Carrington Event >priced in Gamma ray burst Sterilizing earth's crust >priced in Quantum decoherence, all mesons >priced in Joe Biden has a stroke >SPY 477

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:05 2020 No.18099521 File: 55 KB, 600x360, OINVITE_P1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] foolish bulls are in for a rude awakening. The volume today will be extremely low, these gains are made of paper. prepare for the dumpening

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:20 2020 No.18099528 File: 413 KB, 500x633, 1b2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] new yorkers are the most worthless leeches in the entire world, watch the dow skyrocket past 1 million when 90% of nyc is dead

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:20 2020 No.18099529 >>18099475 By selling yesterday

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:31 2020 No.18099533 >>18099512 absolutely based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:37 2020 No.18099536 File: 117 KB, 1080x1920, received_147560956598080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting this again to destroy pathetic bears

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:49 2020 No.18099539 >>18099493 do you believe in the crash more or less than you did last night?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:12:50 2020 No.18099540 >>18099512 priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:13:05 2020 No.18099545 >https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/ STOP PUTTING THIS IN THE OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:13:07 2020 No.18099546 >>18099492 >cut losses My positions are already worthless though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:13:09 2020 No.18099547 File: 505 KB, 727x534, 1515607149901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099457 Comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:13:18 2020 No.18099550 File: 268 KB, 960x720, 1582463192990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099475 I just sold my sqqq at a modest loss and and fomod into a leveraged long position. Fuck this unpredictable market, I'll just go with the flow from now on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:13:20 2020 No.18099551 nice. just bought calls and now things are dropping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:13:48 2020 No.18099560 IT'S A BULL RUN BROS DROP THE SQQQ AND GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:13:56 2020 No.18099562 >>18099546 then sink with the ship. >>18099550 fool, we're at resistance

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:00 2020 No.18099564 yes pump my PSX pump it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:02 2020 No.18099565 >>18099551 please keep buying more

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:05 2020 No.18099567 >>18099475 literally just hold. that's all you have to do to make up your losses. if you sell now, you're homo and not real

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:06 2020 No.18099569 >Unemployment numbers drop >Stonks still going up And you faggots were mocking me for saying it was priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:13 2020 No.18099573 TD Ameritrade app is absolutely broken. Cost me like 15-20% on a put because it's so slow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:19 2020 No.18099580 >>18099512 saving the hollow points for mass repliers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:25 2020 No.18099583 is trump`s death priced in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:31 2020 No.18099585 >>18099560 as soon as i change position ill get bogged fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:44 2020 No.18099592 >>18099550 Bro... you will regret this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:14:53 2020 No.18099595 NOOOOOOOOO YOU GUYS TOLD ME THIS WAS GOING TO BE BEAR MARKET FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS IM LOSING ALL MY MONEY HOW IM GOING TO PAY MY WIFES SON SCHOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:10 2020 No.18099598 >>18099583 if he dies then the bull market will return

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:12 2020 No.18099600 >>18099583 The death of 330 million Americans is priced in at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:12 2020 No.18099601 File: 325 KB, 1155x619, HorriblePhoebe_0107c64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] friendly reminder to donate an appropriate amount of your profits to the man who fought off the hysteria single-handedly

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:13 2020 No.18099602 >>18099565 not a problem. losing 2k a day so i figured id try and make some of it back. but nope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:20 2020 No.18099605 These threads are a bit of a fascinating experiment. The vast number of threads on /biz/ dies before like 10 posts over the course of a day, while this one get filled in mere hours. This is probably the only reason many visit /biz/ to begin with

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:34 2020 No.18099610 File: 39 KB, 480x768, bobo-sitting-blue-shirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > weekly unemployment record high > SPX +3% okay I am quitting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:37 2020 No.18099611 >>18099562 >fool, we're at resistance What do you mean. Where is the resistance

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:44 2020 No.18099614 Any of you bulls actually making money or are you just shitposting. Volume is tiny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:47 2020 No.18099615 >>18099521 yeah wtf is that? stocksare pumping while volume is falling?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:55 2020 No.18099621
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>>18099457
Also, the bear market cross level is roughly 2640 aswell so if we pass that then we're out of the bear market TA-wise. 100% worth to short that if you ask me (with a tight stop loss)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:56 2020 No.18099622 File: 175 KB, 1440x1059, Screenshot_20200326-071435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somehow I dont think I should hold onto these yet at the same time part of me thinks i should on as Im expecting something to happen by then

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:56 2020 No.18099623 >>18099573 App? Nigga, there's your problem right there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:15:57 2020 No.18099624 File: 139 KB, 251x356, letthegroundconsumeyou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099536 >still at a loss oooooooooooooook faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:03 2020 No.18099627 >>18099449 With highly volatile swings, it's a bunch of autists just yelling "I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOO" whenever market switches mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:12 2020 No.18099630 >>18099536 >too embarrassed to show dollar amt >calls others pathetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:16 2020 No.18099633 >>18099475 just HOLD faggot stop having paper hands and get CHROMIUM HANDS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:23 2020 No.18099636 File: 17 KB, 717x499, 1567201840776.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099614 i can't complain

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:26 2020 No.18099638 >>18099615 Pump and dump by MM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:31 2020 No.18099641 >>18099602 We've figured it out bobros. All we need is for this guy to keep buying calls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:33 2020 No.18099642 File: 378 KB, 500x500, agathah.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought a bunch of NIKE stock earlier today faggots, you envy me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:38 2020 No.18099644 File: 106 KB, 865x1024, 1585146641120m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099601 >His voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:50 2020 No.18099647 >>18099614 really? ofc

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:52 2020 No.18099649 >>18099583 that's the only thing that realistically could send the markets any lower at this point

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:56 2020 No.18099650 >>18099551 your sacrifice will not be in vain

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:57 2020 No.18099651 File: 274 KB, 960x721, 1576861296137.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like the priced in numbers were really priced into the prices we're seeing today after all.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:16:58 2020 No.18099652

Who else here will be able to tell their grandchildren that they're rich because you were able to buy a bunch of boeing stock at 100 dollars a share when the world temporarily listened to hysterical women who thought a seasonal flu would be the end of the world?
How is it legal to make such EASY MONEY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:03 2020 No.18099653 >>18099624 >he didn't buy every dip Not gonna make. The dow isn't even up 25% and I still made it all back. Absolutely bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:07 2020 No.18099655 >>18099605 It's the only thing I read on /biz/ now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:14 2020 No.18099658 >>18099583 who cares? as long as jerome is alove the markets will go up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:22 2020 No.18099662 crabs we're crabs we're the crabs we pump at dawn we dump at night we're the crabs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:27 2020 No.18099666 Solved my ETFs 2 weeks ago and thought I made a big brain move after the market tanked another 10% but now it's already recovered above my sell price.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:31 2020 No.18099669 >>18099610 This. Rubs me the wrong way. Plus all these people wont find a job quickly as most companies in the u.s. take a while to hire people for a variety of reasons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:34 2020 No.18099671 >>18099611 2.5 - 2.6 range for s&p, 22 - 22.5 for dow 7.7 - 7.8 for nas haven't you been shitcoin trading since 2017? We're going to drop (likely) or not confirm a break up. watch the volume.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:37 2020 No.18099672 >BLOODBATH THURSDAY >SDOW SQQQ >MUH UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS is /biz/ ever right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:38 2020 No.18099673 File: 18 KB, 480x360, 3C964949-DF70-4266-B1F7-1E3C47521705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:48 2020 No.18099677 File: 96 KB, 800x798, 1530582346693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099614 I cant speak for anyone else. But I'm shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:57 2020 No.18099681 >>18099633 Don't worry I'm not going to sell, because there's nothing left worth selling. It's easy to have diamond hands when you only have a few hundo on the line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:17:58 2020 No.18099684 >>18099610 >okay I am quitting That was priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:07 2020 No.18099687 >>18099652 Not I, no funds to invest in the dip smdh my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:12 2020 No.18099689 >>18099622 whats the fucking point of selling them now? at a 70% loss? you owe it to yourself to HODL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:23 2020 No.18099692 >S&P 500 Low Volatility Index >Launch Date:Apr 04, 2011 >YTD >7,109.41 >-24.19 %▼ How is that "low volatility"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:28 2020 No.18099694 FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BEAR NOW BULL IS MY BEST FRIEND

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:29 2020 No.18099695 >>18099623 I don't speak ebonics.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:32 2020 No.18099696 >>18099614 >Volume is tiny. Is it really? I sold a bunch of shares as this pump looks like it'll fail or so I hope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:37 2020 No.18099699 >22k Wtf bearbros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:37 2020 No.18099700 >>18099655 To be fair, most of those threads i mentioned are either blatant off topic /r9k/ or /pol/ posting, or blatant crypto shilling/delusion, so it's not like /smg/ has much competition for attention

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:42 2020 No.18099702 >>18099610 It’s all rigged

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:45 2020 No.18099703 File: 2.27 MB, 4032x2268, 20200326_071818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099630 Bo bros btfod

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:59 2020 No.18099705 >>18099673 Based vowel poster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:19:09 2020 No.18099709 File: 69 KB, 720x720, 1530066072763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CRISIS SOLVED BY DRUMP & JEROME R*ddit absolutely SEETHING that their DCA boglehead shit missed the bottom because their next scheduled deposit isn't until next week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:19:30 2020 No.18099717 If one is stuck in a position, should he wait till even or profit and sell, or sell with small loss and get into a more profitable position? (which could turn into the same situation so im not really convinced)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:19:36 2020 No.18099719 >>18099687 Beg, borrow, steal there is still time Or make sure you're prepped for the next hysteria

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:19:39 2020 No.18099723 >>18099694 This is the signal buys. Balls deep on puts now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:19:41 2020 No.18099724 >>18099644 universal virus vaccine is already priced in

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:20:02 2020 No.18099729

>>18099539
>Unemployment numbers and Corona numbers way WORSE than already dismal numbers expected today, everyone made aware of fact through extensive exposure to media a la quarantine.
>Market just fucking ripping along

I'd say even more so now, but I'm hold an ETF, and was only expecting a 24hr turn around. I trade according to plans, of course there's a contingency but I would have honestly felt retarded not shorting today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:20:03 2020 No.18099730 >>18099692 first stage of grief is denial

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:20:12 2020 No.18099737 >>18099583 today is evidence that nothing will cause another red day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:20:30 2020 No.18099742 >>18099703 >spend 3 months to lose $500 Based?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:20:34 2020 No.18099744 Hey im a retarded noob why haven't the stocks I sold yesterday shown up in my "buying power" on robinhood. I have something that says 800 CASH -790 MARGIN on everything and I just want to buy so I can make 10 dollars today. pls help;

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:20:39 2020 No.18099745

>>18099605
That's because of Corona. /smg/ was extremely tiny during the bull market compared to the rest of /biz/, a single thread could last an entire day or more some times. We will go back to that when the Corona shit calms down and the market goes back to normal though, most people that are here now are just here for the shitposting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:20:58 2020 No.18099751 We hit resistance as I predicted. Now you may short, bears.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:00 2020 No.18099752 >Workers ded = stonks green Cursed magic

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:06 2020 No.18099754 I am financially ruined

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:08 2020 No.18099755 File: 608 KB, 800x600, 1529204581712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i missed the bottom

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:10 2020 No.18099756 File: 153 KB, 839x882, 1583891735428.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099703 >GUYS LOOK, IM STILL RED & DONT KNOW HOW TO SCREENSHOT OR POST A PROPER PICTURE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:15 2020 No.18099759 >>18099496 Are you a communist or just bitter?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:26 2020 No.18099761 >>18099730 I don't have any interest in any products related to that index

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:28 2020 No.18099762 >>18099744 Unsettled funds

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:40 2020 No.18099769 >S&P +4% >DAX green after -3% UH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:40 2020 No.18099770 >>18099752 Can't be unemployed if you're dead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:42 2020 No.18099771 >>18099729 so stop watching it and wait for the crash, itll come i dont like holding this shit 3+ days either but at this point feel like I gotta hold it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:44 2020 No.18099773 >>18099751 >in b4 SPY up 6%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:46 2020 No.18099776 >>18099737 Yup. I just sold my puts at 50% loss and moved to calls. Fuck it you win Mr trump

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:50 2020 No.18099777 >>18099744 https://www.fool.com/knowledge-center/what-is-the-3-day-rule-when-trading-stocks.aspx

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:53 2020 No.18099780 >>18099703 A lot of time and effort to not make a profit. t. A guy who hasnt been profitable overall on stocks/options thus far and am still down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:21:56 2020 No.18099781 Bears need to start waking up now. We're approaching resistance on the S&P.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:22:00 2020 No.18099782 when will inflation take efect?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:22:08 2020 No.18099784 >>18099755 Time to be a bottom bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:22:23 2020 No.18099787 >>18099754 I really enjoyed this post, thank you for making it

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:22:35 2020 No.18099791

>>18099745
True that, financial happenings brings the boys together like nothing else. I barely registered /smg/ existing in the sea of crypto spam until shit got real and multiple generals propped up within short moments as the other ones got post-limit'd within minutes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:22:38 2020 No.18099793 >>18099751 hot damn, why can't powell break 22

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:22:39 2020 No.18099794

>>18099744
How much did you sell? Even if you dont buy on Margin, the less buying power you have the less the brokerage is willing to lend you on margin so as your cash goes down so does the margin buying power you previously had before your new cash buying power value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:01 2020 No.18099800 >>18099782 It's a slow burn, you'll look back in 5 years when a gallon of milk costs $20 and realize it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:06 2020 No.18099802 >>18099769 bro don't you know 3,500,000 people being unemployed is bullish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:11 2020 No.18099805 >>18099717 if trader, stop loss and try again with a different plan. If investor, dyor and hodl

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:17 2020 No.18099809 File: 474 KB, 890x905, 1585068574608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Its priced in" is the most delusional Bull meme I've ever come accros,the awakening will be rude,sudden and brutal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:18 2020 No.18099812 ITT 99% of posters don't know basic economics

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:20 2020 No.18099814 You guys are retarded. This crash is not because of failing economy, unlike every single crash we've seen before. The economy has never been better, it's just frozen because of the virus. Once we deal with that, everything will go back to normal

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:22 2020 No.18099816 Threw a grand into SQQQ at 21.06 LETS GO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:23 2020 No.18099815 File: 44 KB, 1158x552, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099782 never, unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:25 2020 No.18099817 >Boomers adjusting their volume levels on their PC on CNBC top kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:26 2020 No.18099818 >resistance >$SPY has gone straight up What are you guys talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:35 2020 No.18099822 what do you think about carnival cruise lines (ccl) it was down to $8 from over $60 even if it goes to half of what it was... it's $17 right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:37 2020 No.18099824 >>18099782 Inflation isn't real lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:23:48 2020 No.18099828 >>18099644 The best universal vaccine is to just get rid of all the viruses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:12 2020 No.18099835 >>18099776 weak posers are FOMOing. good sign fellow bears

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:13 2020 No.18099837 >>18099800 Jokes on you - none of us will have money and the cashier will shrug and say it's priced in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:14 2020 No.18099836 >>18099812 unemployment is a lagging indicator, typically. they're uninformed, but i think most people trading are fucktarded and thinking this one isn't leading this time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:15 2020 No.18099838 File: 18 KB, 282x415, 1280427550863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099814

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:17 2020 No.18099841 File: 3.64 MB, 460x226, 1567570414146.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099781 I still think it'll peak around 265 and then plummet all the way back to break 200. Hopefully this happens sooner rather than later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:21 2020 No.18099843 File: 2 KB, 339x54, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HONK HONK HONK CLOWN WORLD FEED ME DADDY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:27 2020 No.18099846 im ordering mcdonalds breakfast to make my fat fucking ass feel better. i hope the delivery slave has corona and coughs on my food

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:30 2020 No.18099848 >>18099814 >there are no long term effects to shutting down the worlds most powerful economy for 2+ months how fucking delusional

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:34 2020 No.18099849 VIRUS CURE PRICED IN. RETURN TO NORMAL BY MAY 1. NO MORE CASES: HERD IMMUNITY. TRAVEL BOOM. AIRLINE BOOM. PEOPLE OUT AND SPENDING MONEY. BABY BOOM. BOTTOM IS IN. SMART MONEY KNOWS THIS. BUY BUY BUY B U L L I S H.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:43 2020 No.18099855 >>18099689 Thats why Im holding one day they all jumped up to at least 30 or 40% down on open and the other two to 50% iirc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:43 2020 No.18099856 >>18099809 It started out as just a meme. Now the Fed has made it a reality with their own "infinite QE" meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:44 2020 No.18099858 >>18099809 the awakening is already priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:25:02 2020 No.18099859 BEARS ITS NOT TOO LATE TO REPENT, SELL YOUR PUTS AT A LOSS, MOVE TO CALLS, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SAY "I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP, MY HERO"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:25:07 2020 No.18099862 File: 34 KB, 500x352, 1581454547026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099812 Yes do you have a point

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:25:07 2020 No.18099863 File: 93 KB, 699x900, 1585006491012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099814 >BACK TO NORMAL BY EASTER

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:25:22 2020 No.18099869 >>18099818 We're APPROACHING resistance 2600. 2650. 2700.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:25:27 2020 No.18099871 >these volumes You are absolute retards being baited by the big boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:25:36 2020 No.18099874 >>18099824 for USD, correct. USD hyperinflation is a meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:25:45 2020 No.18099875 >>18099719 I have money now, you really think it’s worth getting in at this price? Puts???

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:25:57 2020 No.18099881
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>18099843
certainly a clown world, my divvy portfolio alone is up about $8K today. this is either a bulltrap or algos are realizing the curve is flattening dramatically

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:03 2020 No.18099883 >>18099859 I HAVE NO MONEY TO BUY CALLS WITH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:14 2020 No.18099886 >>18099814 >companies propping themselves up with buybacks like the worlds largest Jenga tower is totally healthy Okay anon, sure.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:20 2020 No.18099889 File: 40 KB, 500x322, a2d2ma67niu21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099849

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:29 2020 No.18099892 File: 463 KB, 1600x1200, 1332716202355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/26/opinion/doctors-coronavirus-safety.html doctors are writing their wills is this priced in? bullish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:30 2020 No.18099894 >>18099874 Isnt EU doing a big BRRRRRRRR operation as well?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:30 2020 No.18099895 HONK HONK HONK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:32 2020 No.18099897 >>18099869 What's it called when you approach resistances one after another?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:49 2020 No.18099901 >Deaths and infections slowing in the UK >FTSE down >US unemployment numbers 1.8 million above expected >Dow up 4%

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:26:49 2020 No.18099903 >>18099812 99% of investors don't know basic economics either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:09 2020 No.18099911 >>18099892 Bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:09 2020 No.18099912 >know literally nothing about finance/stocks >never invested >already made 200 bucks from investing, in a day We need more of this coronavirus stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:13 2020 No.18099915 >>18099809 bobro it's an impossible fight. any time anything drops 1% the Fed steps in an annihilates the Ask until it's 3% higher. the economy is still being destroyed before our eyes, just in a different way that we can't profit from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:14 2020 No.18099914 >>18099892 No doctors means less sick people getting better and being a burden on the economy BULLISH AS HELL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:15 2020 No.18099916 >>18099901 this. someone explain how this happens lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:19 2020 No.18099918 >Remove traders from the stock floors >Perma rise Ah i see, humans were the problem all along

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:23 2020 No.18099922 >>18099794 I sold 800 dollars worth of various stuff. Sad day for me I know... already missed out on like 30 dollars. I hate stocks!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:32 2020 No.18099925 >>18099903 muh efficient markets. economists are worse than weathermen

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:33 2020 No.18099927 >>18099881 Based Divi poster. Thank you for your service. Because of you I picked up a big stack of WY for the divi when it was 14 a share.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:39 2020 No.18099929 >>18099912 Tell me your secret

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:46 2020 No.18099932 >>18099875 This is the beginning of the recovery, dump it all in NBR or even BA still. You'll at least double your money when we return to baseline. But you have to do it NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:27:59 2020 No.18099936 File: 4 KB, 141x217, oof.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LIKE A ROLLING STONE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:04 2020 No.18099939 File: 289 KB, 1080x2280, Screenshot_20200326-102717_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking Lockheed going to the moon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:16 2020 No.18099941 >>18099912 remember to post again when you lose that 200

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:17 2020 No.18099942 File: 5 KB, 352x187, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HONK HARDER HONK HARDER NEVER STOP HONKING HONK YOU CAN EVEN BEGIN TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO HONK YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:23 2020 No.18099945 >>18099812 99/100 economists never see a financial crisis coming and most professional investors and hedge funds lose against index funds, economics is a junk pseudoscience

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:24 2020 No.18099946 >>18099762 >>18099777 thank you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:25 2020 No.18099948 >>18099755 zoom out we still are way down overall so there is still a lot of time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:32 2020 No.18099953 >>18099742 Not just based. Bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:36 2020 No.18099954 File: 125 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200326-102648.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:40 2020 No.18099956 File: 7 KB, 300x168, download - 2020-03-26T093442.259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099916

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:42 2020 No.18099957 >>18099874 Why is it a meme anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:48 2020 No.18099958 >>18099812 i dont need a degree in economics to know that buying the dip, over the long term, is the way to make money. stay poor faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:52 2020 No.18099961 Wtf I just tried to buy Boeing and it looked like it went through but it doesn’t show on my stock list wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:56 2020 No.18099963 >>18099916 Market can be irrational

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:28:58 2020 No.18099964
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Reminder bears that every time the market has shot up like this in the past 5-10 days there has been a sell off shortly after. I scalped on SPXS calls and bought in lower. Go hunting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:04 2020 No.18099966 >>18099892 BULLISH NEWS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 23k today screencap me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:20 2020 No.18099972 >>18099871 >volume >in 2020

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:24 2020 No.18099974 >>18099897 Overshoot. Intraday movement is volatile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:27 2020 No.18099976 >>18099929 Have disability money, don't pay rent this month even though you can afford it. Invest in airlines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:34 2020 No.18099978 >>18099756 Post the stats

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:42 2020 No.18099980 File: 35 KB, 666x286, 1584983479452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099939 >bought Lockheed calls a week ago Were gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:51 2020 No.18099984 File: 394 KB, 622x528, 1573328607477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099912 >know literally nothing about finance/stocks >never invested >already lost 20% of the portfolio by listening to /biz/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:54 2020 No.18099985 >>18099916 the market expected the number to be higher than "expected"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:29:57 2020 No.18099986 If we can just borrow/print 2 trillion on a whim and give everyone free money why havent we done it before

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:08 2020 No.18099991 >>18099939 Is war with Iran priced in?

The Fed Thu Mar 26 10:30:12 2020 No.18099996 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:19 2020 No.18100000 >>18099901 I know this saying is a meme at this point, but unironically priced in. High unemployment numbers were obviously expected weeks back

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:21 2020 No.18100001 File: 1.58 MB, 600x600, orangemanisorange.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099776 >>18099843 >>18099849 >>18099942 >>18099964 >>18099892 >>18099986 Priced in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:25 2020 No.18100003 File: 33 KB, 582x600, 1584917464939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Markets go bullish despite everything happening I dont fucking get it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:35 2020 No.18100007 File: 49 KB, 312x658, 54qEStHhvGRZZwBjGK-MlqbVyjyP4Z1fMBkgaLNkJy8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo is now extinct

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:42 2020 No.18100015 >>18099954 Why the fuck would you use RH if you have account balances like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:49 2020 No.18100016 >>18099954 Sold my BA calls yesterday. Wish I didnt but I needed the gains.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:55 2020 No.18100018 >SPCE up 10% TO THE MOON

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:30:58 2020 No.18100019 >>18099986 cause those 2 trillion are for stonks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:31:13 2020 No.18100024 >>18099881 Any good cheapies you'd recommend today, based divi poster?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:31:18 2020 No.18100025 >>18099964 Bingo. There's going to be some bad news come out from NYC or something about infections and the markets will shit the bed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:31:20 2020 No.18100026 >>18099996 LOOK AT POWELL SQUIRMING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:31:23 2020 No.18100027 Is the Yellowstone eruption priced in?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:31:35 2020 No.18100031

Almost decided to buy calls right now but realized something.

>Stocks go down
>Do nothing
>Stocks go down for a while
>Buy puts
>Stocks go up
>Refuse to close them
>Stocks keep going up
>Time to buy calls
>Wait a second I've seen this pattern before

Should I buy more puts instead to reverse my play?
>Ends up calls actually go up this time

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:31:48 2020 No.18100035 >>18099894 To be determined on Thursday but I'd bet they will. As far as inflation goes, EU is pretty resistant as well but not as much as the USD bc of muh petrodollar and 90% of countries holding US Debt Securities

The Fed Thu Mar 26 10:31:48 2020 No.18100036 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:07 2020 No.18100046 >>18100027 would be extremely bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:09 2020 No.18100047 File: 184 KB, 1024x1024, 8356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought 10 BABA and 50 UBER

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:12 2020 No.18100049
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>>18099892
>written by Bari Weiss
>Ms. Weiss is an Opinion staff writer and editor, and the author of “How to Fight Anti-Semitism”

Blow it out your ass, kike.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:19 2020 No.18100051 >>18099986 Because that's socialism anon. It's only capitalism when we print money and give it to private companies. Economics 101

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:19 2020 No.18100052 >>18100027 Yellowstone erupting indicates DOW 50k EOM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:19 2020 No.18100053 >>18099475 buy more sqqq, at least thats what i'm doing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:27 2020 No.18100055 AAAAAAAAAAHHH I CANT FUCKING INVEST BECAUSE I DONT HAVE MONEY SINCE IM NOT WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:33 2020 No.18100059 >>18099957 Petrodollars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:33 2020 No.18100061 File: 714 KB, 1920x1080, 1585195988945.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099984 What did we learn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:34 2020 No.18100060 File: 939 B, 164x34, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PIES EVERYONE IN THE FACE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:48 2020 No.18100065 >>18099901 >slowing LMAO it hasn't even started in the UK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:51 2020 No.18100066 >>18099986 Because 2T on Main Street looks a hell of alot different than 2T on Wall Street

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:32:58 2020 No.18100070 >>18099958 Imagine actually believing you need to throw 4 years and 100K down the drain for a degree in economics to recognize a fucking DIP LMAO

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:33:04 2020 No.18100073
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>>18099901
The numbers of infections are slowing down but that is because they aren't testing as many.
>UK government admit there is between ×10 to ×20 the number of confirmed cases in the UK.
That was about a month ago. They're not even testing nurses who are self isolating. Most people get mild symptoms so they're hoping that they can test as few people as possible to keep the numbers down and when most people are over it they open up and say they managed to contain it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:33:11 2020 No.18100076 >>18100003 Unemployment met expectations, unironically priced in. No more shocks mean no more dips, it's all reconstruction from here.

The Fed Thu Mar 26 10:33:25 2020 No.18100081 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:33:35 2020 No.18100082 File: 362 KB, 450x450, 1585150130415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100000 Quints.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:33:35 2020 No.18100083 >>18100027 YES ITS BULLISH World starvation : BULL RUN FOOD PRICES Lava and ash fertilize soil: BULLISH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:33:55 2020 No.18100088 File: 72 KB, 800x800, 1584568921295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how the fuck is it going up, the country is on fire

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:10 2020 No.18100093 >>18099622 HODL STRONG BRADDA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:11 2020 No.18100094 >>18099954 Congrats. :( im probably gonna walk away at about breakeven by next month. All that effort only to walk away breakeven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:16 2020 No.18100095 File: 5 KB, 317x183, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JEROME I AM YOUR CUMSLAVE FOREVER NEW STOP PRINTING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:21 2020 No.18100097 >>18100046 for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:23 2020 No.18100099 File: 11 KB, 255x197, 1547072806763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Already in my trades >About to go back to gaming waiting for profits or getting stopped out >OSRS shut down for a few hours

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:29 2020 No.18100101 >>18100088 i expect huge dump

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:29 2020 No.18100102 >>18100025 IDK how it could get much worse for NYC. I've been counting on the same, but for fucks sake, 10,000+ cases a day doesn't tank the market?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:35 2020 No.18100104

>Deaths per day doubled again
>Doctors writing wills
>3.3 MILLION unemployed
>Unemployment offices overloaded so much the sites are crashing constantly
>20 million people in quarantine worldwide
>Economy at a standstill
>Companies buying stocks on loans to stay alive
>Debt in debt on debt
MARKET UP DOESN'T MATTER LOL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:37 2020 No.18100105 >>18100076 I knew this, and I should have taken the tiny, tiny loss on SQQQ and friends. Now I'm riding this escalator down :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:45 2020 No.18100107 >>18100076 just wait until trump tries to 'reopen' the economy and most of the governors tell him to fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:34:58 2020 No.18100112 >>18099814 >The economy has never been better, This is the worst position the UShas ever been in fiscally

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:14 2020 No.18100119 >>18100073 I likely have coronavirus now but they wouldn't test me. I really feel like absolute shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:16 2020 No.18100122 File: 61 KB, 1197x433, Screenshot_43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100025 >something bad will happen and make market go down >please go down >please my puts are about to expire worthless Hahaha bobos actually on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:20 2020 No.18100123 >>18100082 they may have confirmed unemployment and priced it in, but i think they used the wrong model. usually it's >lower demand >lower production >layoffs this time it's >higher demand >layoffs >lower production

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:23 2020 No.18100125 File: 128 KB, 923x713, 1584470837308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099881 based divviefren the best of frens

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:24 2020 No.18100126 >>18100076 >everyone goes from screaming GLOBAL RECESSION to "lol dude it was just a lil' hiccup" in less than a week okay dude yeah priced in whatever

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:25 2020 No.18100127 WHY IS IT GOING UP MORE YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME TO WAIT "BLOODY THURSDAY" MY ASS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:33 2020 No.18100133 >>18100112 calls on russian invasion

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:43 2020 No.18100137 >BIGGEST BULL TRAP IN HISTORY >BULLS WILL GET CASTRATED >TRADERS WILL GET KEKED STEAK'S ON THE MENU BOYS!!

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:58 2020 No.18100142
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>>18100088
The stock market is a future projection of the amount of available labor on the market.
Investors are optimistic about the future.
AKA: They feel comfortable in the prospect that people will return to work when all this blows over.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:58 2020 No.18100143
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>>18100088
someone post that image with the ultimate bull trap in spanish. That's where we're at right now. There is no way this fucking thing is not going to dump straight into the fucking floor

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:59 2020 No.18100144 >>18099814 you're going to make it fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:59 2020 No.18100145 So. Predictions on when this thing will crash back down? Have we reached a turning point and we'll "bounce back" for another few years before an even harder fall, or will we see red within the next few days?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:35:59 2020 No.18100147

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:00 2020 No.18100149 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:04 2020 No.18100151 Not gonna lie my positions are getting btfo’d pretty hard today. HODLing with all my strength

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:08 2020 No.18100152 File: 40 KB, 462x480, 1584417230069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i don't care about making money any more. i will gladly lose all my money if it means this fucking clown market burns

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:09 2020 No.18100153 >>18100000 Hory shit you got quints

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:10 2020 No.18100154 >>18100099 Play the real RuneScape or don't play at all

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:17 2020 No.18100155 The worst part is, because SQQQ and friends are 3x, they're going to decay like motherfuckers before they pop back up after the bull trap :(

The Fed Thu Mar 26 10:36:17 2020 No.18100156 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:22 2020 No.18100158 >>18100059 Saudi Arabia isn’t going to be around much longer at this rate

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:29 2020 No.18100160 >>18100081 You can't keep posting this. Eventually you will be banned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:32 2020 No.18100161 >>18100137 IT BEGINS. FAKEOUT CONFIRM?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:32 2020 No.18100162 >>18100127 >EVER listening to the majority been here for less than a month and I've already learned to do the exact opposite of what this board says also this market is fucking rigged

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:36 2020 No.18100164

>>18100024
i'm a big fan of Parker Hannifin (PH) and Lowes (LOW) at their current levels. Worried a bit about ATT (T) but that divvy may be worth the risk, they just raised it so not going to have to deal with a raise for another year. MCD looks nice too, they're basically a REIT that sells burgers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:37 2020 No.18100165 >>18099547 I miss Japan so god damned much bros.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:39 2020 No.18100166 we are approaching the 200ma on the weekly, im buying puts, fuck you bulls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:36:45 2020 No.18100168 >>18099837 top kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:11 2020 No.18100178 File: 172 KB, 400x560, 1530633348410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] C R I S I S S O L V E D

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:12 2020 No.18100180 >>18099837 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:22 2020 No.18100182 >>18100104 PRICED IN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:23 2020 No.18100184 SQQQ bros ... bros ... help Hold me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:29 2020 No.18100186 >>18100099 this is bullish we will have an influx of bored gamers buying stocks to pass the time buy buy buy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:32 2020 No.18100188 >>18100160 The Fed does what it wants regardless of whether it's a good idea, haven't you realized that yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:37 2020 No.18100190 File: 55 KB, 250x250, 8-029485-.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100147 >>18100149

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:40 2020 No.18100192 File: 64 KB, 618x615, 1583988210293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SQQQ buyers suddenly dead silent Hmmmm

The Fed Thu Mar 26 10:37:46 2020 No.18100196 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:46 2020 No.18100197 i pray to kek that jerome dies

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:46 2020 No.18100198 bulls are about to get priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:47 2020 No.18100199 imagine ever thinking the market is rational after this week

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:50 2020 No.18100201 File: 263 KB, 500x375, 2020032683658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100061

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:52 2020 No.18100202 >>18100164 longtime T. Their gains look like it was buybacks. unless other corps buy more of their unprofitable shit, drop it for something better. pick it up in the future.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:53 2020 No.18100204 >>18099573 You're trading options on the phone app? What the hell is wrong with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:37:58 2020 No.18100206 >>18100165 same went there for three weeks and anywhere i go in europe isn't the same anymore it's like a hardfork of better times

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:00 2020 No.18100208 >>18100145 By April 2

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:05 2020 No.18100210 >gold headed down >Volatility drying up return to normal, we trend up until April 8th

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:06 2020 No.18100211 >>18099984 Down about $300 as my other things are bringing up the losses. If i sell now i walk away with a $300 loss. Just gonna hold for now. If the euphoria continues i can probably walk away breakeven.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:12 2020 No.18100213

>>18100145
what has been priced in is trumps idea that everything will go back to normal on easter. the problem with that is that cases will still be increasing and there will literally be blood in the streets. no politician is going to risk their career by killing constituents so trump can reopen his hotels and resorts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:16 2020 No.18100215 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WTF TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRE SALE DAY REEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:28 2020 No.18100216 >>18100126 Doesn't matter how bad it is, all that matters is there's a roadmap going forward and things go to plan. That's what priced in means.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:29 2020 No.18100217 >>18099958 >>18100070 imagine being fat, ugly and stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:34 2020 No.18100218 File: 71 KB, 494x604, 1584732719798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this market even connected with real economy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:37 2020 No.18100219 >>18100162 How do you do the opposite when every post alternates between bull and bear?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:43 2020 No.18100221 >>18100199 If it took this to figure out macro econ is a joke "science", you're too dumb to make your own investments. Call a broker

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:38:44 2020 No.18100222 >>18100199 it's completely rational if you're able to think critically

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:39:09 2020 No.18100230 File: 28 KB, 222x533, 1582443952937.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dare I say this shit is, Priced in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:39:15 2020 No.18100233 DUK trading like a biotech in the '80s

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:39:17 2020 No.18100234 >>18100218 Sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:39:18 2020 No.18100235 >>18100160 If he just keeps posting it the comedic value of the meme will inflate and it will cease to be funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:39:22 2020 No.18100236 >>18100217 yeah i am those things but i got a million dollars :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:39:48 2020 No.18100247 File: 125 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200326-103925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099954 Just finished swapping them for further otm calls

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:39:56 2020 No.18100252 >>18100218 no thats how you play

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:15 2020 No.18100259 >>18100218 nope. just the fed and hedge funds squeezing retailers out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:16 2020 No.18100260 >>18100219 Is anyone crab posting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:24 2020 No.18100261 File: 15 KB, 200x200, spurdo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Crisis means that goverment will redistribute wealth from wagies to the job creators >Stonks go up I like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:39 2020 No.18100265 >>18099886 >because it's not like the economy has done that before

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:49 2020 No.18100271 >>18100219 To be fair. It was all SQQQ and "jobs report" yesterday and the day before. I tried to get out, seeing that, and mostly succeeded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:49 2020 No.18100272 >>18100160 >He thinks the FED can be stopped When will you learn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:50 2020 No.18100273 >>18100218 >market reality not functioning with austriancucks ideals >It's reality that's wrong!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:52 2020 No.18100274 >>18100000 Is noone going to acknowledge this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:59 2020 No.18100275 >>18100247 why

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:41:11 2020 No.18100280 bought some sqqq fuck /biz/ fuck bulls and fuck the fed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:41:30 2020 No.18100291 >>18100274 no. those quints were priced in

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:41:43 2020 No.18100296

>>18100208
I will hold you to that.

>>18100213
I know he's been pushing for that, but last I checked he was also getting major pushback on it (with the exception of a handful of officials who were saying "everything is fine, buy buy buy" around the 25k mark) so you'd figure the market would realize it's a pipe dream. Are they that desperate, that deceitful, or that gullible you think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:41:47 2020 No.18100298 >>18099980 did you buy my 3/27 $300 covered call?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:42:07 2020 No.18100302 >>18100236 Hahaha you admitted it >gross undesirable

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:42:13 2020 No.18100304 Reminder your puts will expire worthless and your SQQQ will drop 99% in value

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:42:15 2020 No.18100305 >>18100247 are you retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:42:52 2020 No.18100311 >>18100164 I was looking into buying some AT&T They seem perfectly capable of surviving. They've shown that they're pretty good at adapting to things

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:42:55 2020 No.18100312 >>18100305 HAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:00 2020 No.18100314 >>18099560 sqqq will never drop below 20 again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:07 2020 No.18100316 >>18100280 I bought sqqq on speculation yesterday afternoon but I switched to dji as soon as i saw jobs were as projected. That was the last indicator I was looking for that things have stabilized.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:15 2020 No.18100320 >>18100280 Hah you bought mine retard. I'm leveraged long now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:17 2020 No.18100321 >>18100291 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:22 2020 No.18100324 >>18100302 jesus you stink of newfaggotry. go back from where you came nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:31 2020 No.18100325 >>18100247 Based

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:34 2020 No.18100327 File: 242 KB, 563x564, IMG_20190223_094632.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18099822 CCL WYNN AAL DAL BA for max comfy

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:49 2020 No.18100332

>>18100126
Nobody has any clue what's going on right now. The reality is that there's been a global kink in supply from every angle. Shit that's going to take weeks to get resolved, and months to move back into place in most cases. Intermodal rail in TX is down, will continue to be down until recovery. You can expect that to be true on the E & W Coasts as well as ports are tightened up. Who knows how this is going to impact the working class, there's plenty of businesses that are wont to cut fat, and this is the perfect excuse not to rehire troubled workers, meaning unemployment will remain unexpectedly high for some time.

Energy markets are fucked, NG is priced too low, oil is too low, coal costs too much per ton to compete with NG. Green is still unproven and there are still many caveats before it becomes not only affordable but economical.

Then there's corporate debt, and that's just totally fucked and up in the air, right? There's tons of junk bonds that haven't been degraded yet. And now they're taking on more debt (albeit at no interest) from the Fed, and likely elsewhere.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:43:55 2020 No.18100334

>>18100199
Doesnt this mean people should averse to it, in particular retail investors who lilely are on the losing ends of stocks plays? Say this as most people probably do this
>lose money
>dont invest ever again

>lose money
>keep throwing money until they make their intial back and get the heck out of there once that is done

>lose money
>keep throwing money until they lost most or all of it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:44:35 2020 No.18100347 activate the crap

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:44:36 2020 No.18100349 File: 457 KB, 924x985, cute bear.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEARBROS I'M SORRY I BETRAYED YOU THIS MORNING AND BROUGHT NIKE STOCK, WILL YOU FORGIVE ME?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:44:39 2020 No.18100350 File: 192 KB, 576x768, 1534813501065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the virus is priced in and /smg/ is priced out. but dont fret, you can still afford SNSS and ONTX

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:44:55 2020 No.18100356 Someone make a new thread so I can have a new ID and make a new posting persona

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:44:56 2020 No.18100357 >>18099475 Best to Double Down

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:44:58 2020 No.18100359
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We all know the markets are 100% manipulated by extremely wealthy money makers who operate on inside information, algorithms, and sheer volume.
The question is, how do we gain access to their movements? Why play against the house? If you do as they do, you are guaranteed to win.
Any breadcrumbs or leads on how to get a glimpse at the Big Boys' movements other than looking at volume on the charts?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:44:59 2020 No.18100360 >>18100000 quints

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:45:13 2020 No.18100366 guess corona is over, turns out it was just an annoying flu after all

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:45:42 2020 No.18100374 File: 37 KB, 750x382, 1560380829497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100304 Based and bullpilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:01 2020 No.18100383 >>18100359 The information you are looking for is on little st. james island

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:10 2020 No.18100388 >>18100199 The market looks irrational to irrational people :^) I saw this PUMP coming from a mile away

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:11 2020 No.18100389 >>18099475 BA Calls have be printing me money the past two days. Let congress save your portfolio!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:12 2020 No.18100391 My May 230 SPY puts are down like 45% Do I diamond hand these and average down

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:13 2020 No.18100392 Time to go all in on calls if I get bogged I'm taking you bulls with me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:13 2020 No.18100393 >>18100334 so you're saying these bounces are just people who refuse to accept loss dumping the last of their money into their stonks in some kind of desperate hope that everything is ok?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:38 2020 No.18100400 >>18100311 VZ is better. T is levered up a bit more. VZ also has better margins. Does anyone here at all even look at 10Ks? Gosh you guys are an embarrassment.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:48 2020 No.18100404 BULLS ALWAYS FUCKING WIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:46:50 2020 No.18100406 >>18100359 the big boys like up they dont like down

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:47:15 2020 No.18100419 >>18100392 Pump it brother

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:47:28 2020 No.18100421 >>18100392 This isn't a terrible idea. Half the reason I'm a bear is because I hate this circus of an economy. Either I make money or I get to watch the whole thing burn to the ground.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:47:38 2020 No.18100424 >>18100400 >leverage matters lmao what a retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:47:44 2020 No.18100427 >>18100218 Markets are forward looking. You’re betting on what future profits are going to be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:47:51 2020 No.18100433 File: 1.11 MB, 1080x1349, 1574467974878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100400 VZ is about to lay off a bunch of fuckers, I would wait to buy until after that news.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:48:42 2020 No.18100449 PROTIP: dump all your dry powder into TQQQ / TECL / SOXL >>18100433 priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:48:51 2020 No.18100452 File: 318 KB, 600x600, 1585166644535.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100349 This isn't a game of football. Go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:48:51 2020 No.18100453 >>18100433 Cute, A-cuuuuute

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:48:51 2020 No.18100454 File: 135 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200326-104645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100247 But I'm still down this week because I bulled too soon then switched back to bearing after we bulled before bulling again

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:48:56 2020 No.18100455 >grandpa where were you when the biggest drop in stock market history started i was holding SQQQ getting dunked on by retards in /smg/ drives space yacht around jupiter but it was worth it sweetheart

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:48:57 2020 No.18100456 dow close at 30000

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:48:58 2020 No.18100457 >>18100393 not that anon, but what this mean is the fed is buying up america. literally. And probably will dump massively tomorrow to squeeze remaining retail investors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:00 2020 No.18100460 >>18100400 I agree with this in the fact that VZ is a safer bet with a decent yield too. I own both VZ and T. I do think they're two different companies now moving in separate directions but are both telecoms

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:23 2020 No.18100469 >>18100427 But the future is bankruptcy? Bankruptcy is now bullish?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:23 2020 No.18100470 File: 8 KB, 333x298, andherewego.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:24 2020 No.18100471 Prep the bull bearcuck. I'm fucking your corona waifu like in your Chinese cartoon porno.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:28 2020 No.18100473 >>18100433 That's bullish as fuck anon. They're going to rise when that's announced.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:29 2020 No.18100476 File: 21 KB, 366x362, 1557816441904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100449 yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:41 2020 No.18100477 >>18100427 Or not, in this case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:45 2020 No.18100479 SHARP V RECOVERY CNBC >SHARP V RECOVERY >CNBC PRICED IN BUY BUY BUY

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:46 2020 No.18100480 the u.s. economy is like a rotting infected leg stewing in sweat and maggots underneath a cast everyone is too scared of it hurting to take it off, so it will stay on until the limb has to be amputated

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:49:53 2020 No.18100481 >>18100359 There used to be an .onion for wall-street insider trading.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:50:02 2020 No.18100485 GO DOWN YOU FUCKING LINES

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:50:08 2020 No.18100486
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>Nearly bought a Disney put yeterday at 101 strike price
>Ended up cancelling the order before the market open and instead got a couple of puts for 92 and 94, thinking they have to go down
>Disney is now at 103
Well, at least it's only a 200 loss haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:50:19 2020 No.18100488 File: 212 KB, 784x757, 1466009672859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100349 i might, but the DOW dump back below 22k might not :)

>>	BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Thu Mar 26 10:50:22 2020 No.18100489 Should i get some BAKA calls right fucking now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:50:23 2020 No.18100490 >>18100334 its only a loss if you sell, anon. I haven't had to sell a single share and I don't plan on selling either. there aren't any companies I want to sell to tax harvest loss either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:50:47 2020 No.18100495 File: 72 KB, 4000x3530, 1585128127753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COME ON KEEP DROPPING

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:50:51 2020 No.18100497 >>18100247 how do you have so much money but so retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:50:51 2020 No.18100498 File: 48 KB, 1200x700, 81283128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100433

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:51:04 2020 No.18100501 >>18100393 It's a possibilty but big companies have more funds so idk. But if most retail investors leave its mainly big companies left fighting each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:51:13 2020 No.18100506 File: 21 KB, 480x480, baka spurdo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100489 b-BAKA!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:51:23 2020 No.18100509 This isn’t the bottom...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:51:50 2020 No.18100519 File: 261 KB, 1440x1116, 4728182y1y1y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can ANYBODY tell me what this pattern is called?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:52:16 2020 No.18100524 >>18100469 Unironically yes. This market has broken me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:52:22 2020 No.18100528 >>18096148 New >>18096148

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:52:35 2020 No.18100534 >>18100519 fatten the bull

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:52:41 2020 No.18100535 File: 935 KB, 300x310, agatha yikes.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100495 silly boy, it'll never drop again!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:00 2020 No.18100540 >>18100519 Unlimited Printer Works

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:03 2020 No.18100541 >>18100519 unemployed bounce

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:10 2020 No.18100546 >>18100528 kys

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:18 2020 No.18100550 >>18100489 No, wait for the pullback before you dig into those sweet sweet semis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:22 2020 No.18100551 >>18100469 Nobody is going bankrupt. Based Jerome is giving out I N F I N I T E M O N E Y to our hard working B U S I N E S S E S

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:33 2020 No.18100557 File: 333 KB, 2048x1920, Screenshot_20200326-075108.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Am I doing good for a newbie, guys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:40 2020 No.18100558 >>18100528 Fuck off with the fake thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:40 2020 No.18100559 >>18100304 Please no bull-y

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:53:50 2020 No.18100562 Prediction:To promote employment, Federal Minimum wage reduced to $5

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:54:21 2020 No.18100569 >>18100519 Trapping as many bulls as possible until they are brought to the abattoir

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:54:28 2020 No.18100571 >>18100562 kek, no we'll get a new deal type situation at best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:54:37 2020 No.18100576 >>18100557 Buy more and hold. You could be making ten times that

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:55:00 2020 No.18100585 US IS 210 CONFIRMED COVID19 CASES AWAY FROM 69,420 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:55:12 2020 No.18100591 >>18100519 reversal

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:55:13 2020 No.18100592 >>18100154 Ew what's wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:55:32 2020 No.18100596 File: 42 KB, 401x401, 1519101931482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's green again today Why Why Why What the fuck is happening. I could have bought KO at 37, now its back to 45? What the fuck is happening.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:55:37 2020 No.18100598
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Please. I gave up already. SQQQ go up to just 22, I put half my holdings into you and am losing more shorts everywhere. idc anymore, I believe in Jerome now. Just give me one more dip, let me not go down too far. I learned my lesson, I give up. Infinite money is a thing, just please have a small ounce of mercy with a minor sell off or taking profits. Please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:55:39 2020 No.18100599 she wants the jam

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:56:51 2020 No.18100632 File: 134 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200326-105604.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100454 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:57:01 2020 No.18100634 >>18100559 Rally is running out of gas. 3.2M claims was better than expected, but it's still not a good number. Not a +4% day. Sorry bulls, this run is not yours to keep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:57:05 2020 No.18100636 File: 208 KB, 680x324, FED.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:57:10 2020 No.18100638 who else here is getting rekt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:57:23 2020 No.18100640 >>18100585 1/3 of the way to being more deadly than 9/11!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:57:37 2020 No.18100647 File: 395 KB, 3674x1782, omx30 today 26-03-2020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >hodling stuff like plebs Why aren't you a daytrader, /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:57:48 2020 No.18100649 bought 200 spy puts, thanks for the cheapies bullfags , going long when we approach 200ma, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:57:54 2020 No.18100656 inb4 bloody monday turns green because bad news = good

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:57:55 2020 No.18100655 Old New Yorker deaths are bullish obviously

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:58:36 2020 No.18100667 >>18100585 priced in

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:58:39 2020 No.18100668 File: 62 KB, 724x406, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MOMMY PELOSI SPEAKING CRASH MY MARKET PLS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:58:45 2020 No.18100669 >>18100640 We're already there, it will just take another two weeks for the currently infected people to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:58:55 2020 No.18100675 >>18100634 The expected was 1.5mil. The biggest number floated was 2.5mil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:59:11 2020 No.18100679 whomever makes the new threads is really slacking today. get to work lazybones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:59:19 2020 No.18100681 >>18100324 You seem upset

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:59:27 2020 No.18100682 >>18100640 It will be deadlier than 9/11. If the US doesn't get its shit together, it will be a 9/11 everyday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:59:40 2020 No.18100685 File: 183 KB, 1148x1200, 1579290146252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100647 Poor, otherwise I wouldn't be losing my ass off depending on overnight changes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:59:54 2020 No.18100689 File: 1.21 MB, 480x270, tenor (1).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100598 I told you bearfags last week but I guess I'm the one laughing to the bank now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:01:10 2020 No.18100708 >>18100647 BECAUSE IM FUCKING RETARDED

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:01:23 2020 No.18100716 It's over bears. I'm sorry. I went for the 30 pieces of silver and got it already. The aid package will pass the house, workers will die but no one will care, and jerome will keep printing at least until the after the election

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:01:35 2020 No.18100718 >>18100689 you can laugh if DOW hits 24k.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:01:40 2020 No.18100720

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>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:01:46 2020 No.18100723 >>18100632 why would you have that much money in a meme broker that randomly fucks you over and offers a $2 amazon gift card as compensation

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:01:58 2020 No.18100727 >>18100668 PEAK CLOWN GOVT All Bills Must Originate in House >U.S. Constitution BTFO

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:03:14 2020 No.18100756 >>18100647 you shorting svensken ?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:06:02 2020 No.18100831
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>>18100718
Nah I already sold my amd at 46 after buying in at 39.80

I'm just going to rag on you guys until the markets turn red again and transform back into a bear for the final dip to the bottom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:06:12 2020 No.18100837 File: 41 KB, 600x400, 1454089816006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100454 I dare you to go all in on SPX puts right now. Right the fuck now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:06:16 2020 No.18100841 File: 393 KB, 1000x704, f60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18100682 >>18100669

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:06:27 2020 No.18100844 >>18100756 I've done both today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:14:31 2020 No.18101016 BULLS FINNA BOUT TO GET REKT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:39:30 2020 No.18101537 >>18100837 why thoguh?

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