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>> No.18092578

>>18092530
bump

>> No.18092587
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18092587

>>18092530

I'm in so I love it.

But honestly, as a libertarian I fucking hate it.

But if the world is going to fall apart, why not take a little beer/weed money from the big guy before we all die.

>> No.18092593

Who get's it?

>> No.18092600
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>>18092593
no one. it got killed AGAIN a few hours ago

>> No.18092604
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>>18092593
everyone except us

>> No.18092643

>>18092600
nvm it made it through the senate. and now
it dies in the house

>> No.18092740

Isn't it just a one time payment?
Or is that only for neets?

>> No.18092777

>>18092530
>Trumpbux
>Land-kikes on suicide watch from eviction freezes

This man is based and cannot be stopped

>> No.18092795

>>18092587
>Lolberts

>> No.18092803

>>18092530
Why is the NEET awake so early?

>> No.18092810

>>18092803
didn't sleep

>> No.18092815

>>18092530
My TrumpBux are going straight into Kleros. Comfy times ahead.

>> No.18092849

>>18092530
So I'm in an odd situation. I didn't file in 2018 or 2019 and no one claimed me as a dependent for either year. I have, however, wage cucked in the past so the IRS does know I exist. Do I get Trumpbux or not? I keep getting different answers.

Also, I'm not fucking filing anyway because if I do I get raped for far more than the Trumpbux lol.

>> No.18092895

>>18092849
If you made more than $2500 or something like that you qualify but you can still try to file 2019 and see if it makes it in time idk

>> No.18092930

>>18092895
I'm good lol. I've got plenty of savings to keep me going. If I filed I would owe the IRS for more than the actual stimulus.

>> No.18093007

>>18092930
I'm a NEET so I was hoping to file a tax return with $0 reported income and get my trumpbux but it I didn't make enough so I'm fucked. Wish they made it universal desu

>> No.18093034

>>18092849
>Also, I'm not fucking filing anyway because if I do I get raped for far more than the Trumpbux lol.

you deserve to be force fed pineapple pizza

>> No.18093035

>>18092587
Literally just getting more of my money back that they steal from me every year so I love it

>> No.18093051

I filed but owed nothing since lived overseas lol so, never needed to have a bank account attached. Damn lol sucks for me, shame too I would have bought a brand new AR with it.

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>>18093007
Was 2018 that cutoff for taxes? Because I don't have my 2017 taxes, and it wouldn't be $2,500 worth of wages. I've got over 4k earned in 2018 though, and I think my mother and I filed me as a dependent.
>she's a broke ass single mom
>i'm a full time student also working on campus
Come on man, tell me you got me on this. I don't want to hate my government. I kinda like it some.

>> No.18093099

>>18092530
A lot better than Tudeau bucks, 2k per week only if you actually have coronavirus yourself, the rest to businesses, and a token 400$ (20$ US) Cheque months down the line to taxpayers who shouldnt have had to pay tax in the first place, the poorest of the poor.

>> No.18093117

>>18093099
how could that be reddit is sucking his dick for it?

>> No.18093138

MIGAtards are kvetching so hard trying to ignore their cognitive dissonance over their hatred of socialism and loving the free handouts.

>> No.18093288

>>18092530
why is the neet up before the wage slave?

>> No.18093307
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>>18093117
Reddit are dumb as rocks, I watched the press conference with the finance minister. Poor people who pay taxes get 450$ Canadian in a single shot sometime after next month, if they have to file their taxes first (which they cant) is another story, not made clear. People who are sick with coronavirus, or are sick with something and are self quarantining, or are taking care of someone else like A kids out of school or B sick parents, actual sick parents, they get 450$ bi weekly for up to 15 weeks. Indians get special money too, because theyre the first class citizens in Canada. Businesses get money, but it probably wont be enough because they have shut literally everything down except grocery, booze and pot stores. Funnily enough, booze and pot were deemed "essential".

>> No.18093323

>>18093307
>>18093117
Oh, and to be clear, those people "sick" who are "self quarantining" get jack shit if they werent already working.

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>>18093034
>He pays taxes when there isn't a paper trail forcing him to.

>> No.18093349

>>18093307
>>18093117
Oh and I fudged that, its 450$ a week, its 1800$ per month, which is about 1200 US.

>> No.18093350

>>18093307
based filename

>> No.18093357

>>18092849
>tax evader wants gibs

>> No.18093414

>>18093341
>he's a parasite

>> No.18093448
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GO GET IN THE CAR AND BUILD MY TRUMP BUX WAGIE!

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>>18093357
>>18093414
They're just gonna keep printing more money anyway, why not kick some more down to me?

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>>18093307
Booze and pot are deemed essential out of necessity you retard. If they out right ban that shit best case scenario they have a black market on their hands with ZERO oversite. This way they maintain some control.

The last time I was in Colorado the hassle of having to go store the store to buy ounces at a time was a lot compared to just phoning an ad on Craigslist and buying a quarter pound from some guy, and that was in a state where it was totally legal to just go by weed.

>> No.18093954

>>18093138
It's not a free handout, nor is it socialism

It's essentially a tax rebate which all right wingers should be for.

>> No.18093964

>>18093954
So you supported Obama's tax rebates?

>> No.18093973

>>18092530
I thought dems cancelled it?

>> No.18093984

>>18092740
NEETS get nothing I think?

>> No.18094802

>>18093964
Any measure that lifts the tax burden on the working class and small business is good.

>> No.18094837

>>18093984
independent neets can get it though

>> No.18094919

>>18092530
It's great. Rich people get nothing, poor people get $1200. Might even get a second round of checks if everything goes well.

Here you can calculate how much you'll get:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/business/coronavirus-stimulus-check-calculator/?tid=lk_interstitial_manual_17&itid=lk_interstitial_manual_17

Make sure to file them taxes even if you have $0 so the government knows where to send them.

>> No.18095826

>>18094919
>Make sure to file them taxes even if you have $0 so the government knows where to send them.

how does that work?

>> No.18096177

>>18092740
It's a one time payment, but Pelosi wants to include another one in the next bill.

From what I understand if I filed my taxes this year and recieved my return via direct deposit, this money is just gonna appear in my bank account in a few weeks (lol probably months) correct?

Neat. I don't need it but I'll use it to pre order a ps5 and take a week off work (my job isnt shut down)

>> No.18096272

We barely get a share of the pie and it's much more conservative than everybody else. The politicians were worried we would get used to the money and wouldn't want to work for minimum wage anymore.

That's their logic. They pay you too little to bail you out. I like money but I'll have to count it while I'm being a bottom to daddy gov.

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>>18096272

>> No.18096327

>>18096286
It will pay a very small percantage of people roughly $2400 extra over 4 months which they will spend irresponsibly because they are the kind of shortsighted lazy motherfuckers who would choose to not work.

Also many states unemployment benefits are dependent on proving you are actively seeking a job, so if you dont file any applications or you dont return to work when your job reopens, you wont get anymore money.

>> No.18096366

Trumpbux will go to neets, Pelosi and the dems won't pass a bill that excludes the sick and the poor. Looks the floor vote is scheduled for Friday.
My reading is that you have to have filed either a 2019/2020 tax return so that the government knows you are alive and still breathing, but past that there are no restrictions or gotchas about getting your Trumpbux.

>> No.18096418

>>18096327
We need the spending and it will just cost us more to come in twice especially when they just default on everything. We're about to get crunched.

>> No.18097087

>>18092777
Does the McConnel bill actually include eviction freezes?

>> No.18097176

>>18093138
>handout
Only a leftist would refer to someone getting some of their own money back as a handout; paradoxically, they think redistribution is an obligation.

>> No.18097277

>>18096327
>small percentage
lol what?? How many people do you think make less than $75,000 in the US?
>benefits dependent on proving active job seeking
Yeah you obviously haven't been paying attention. That requirement has been changed in many, if not all, places and now the unemployment application includes "COVID-19" as a reason for temporary unemployment.

>> No.18097285

>>18093670
blini kot

>> No.18097618

>>18093007
That's why the Dems killed the last deal they wanna make it universal

>> No.18098947

>>18096286
There's no economy, Lindsy.
That's the point.

>>18096177
>From what I understand if I filed my taxes this year and recieved my return via direct deposit, this money is just gonna appear in my bank account in a few weeks (lol probably months) correct?
Between 2018 and 2019 I think.
>One time
Guh.
It's shit.

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>>18093357
>>18093034
imagine being this much of a bootlicking cuck
/biz/ is an ancap board, faggots
taxation is THEFT

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>>18092530
It's the unemployment boost that's the real money. An extra $600 a week to what is normally around $400. Add the $1200 that's sure to be done again and that's almost $5200 a month. I'm a young production designer in Ohio and after taxes I make $2500 plus the $1200. $5200 unemployed vs $3700 skilled employed is not a very moralizing dynamic.

>> No.18099403

>>18092530
As a wagie making fewer than $75K, I'm okay with it

>> No.18099468

>>18099186
>$600 + $400 + $1200 = $5200
wut?

>> No.18099520

>>18099468
>An extra $600 a week to what is normally around $400.

>> No.18099552

>>18099520
>>18099468
guys jesus christ he added the $600 and the $400 and the $1200 to his pre tax income of $3700

fuck and this the business board

>> No.18099572

>>18099552
Reading is fundamental.

>> No.18100220

>>18093099
What are you talking about? It's for people who lost their jobs too

>> No.18100309

>>18092530
It's a futile attempt to stave off the credit collapse for 1 more month. 90% of it will go to credit card companies or other debt holders, because if they didn't, the whole system would fold from insolvency.

I imagine that it becomes permanent once reality sinks in. Feels based because I'm getting more back than I paid in taxes.

>> No.18100712

UK freebux are much worse
All the greedy kikes are loopholing the lockdown to pickup rival firms contracts
I just got told not only will I not be paid if I get wuhan wheeze, I will get fired for ignoring a critical worker order

My job is formulating fucking dog biscuits. This is classed as "vital food production". I hope millions of boomers die to this virus. They deserve much worse.

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I voluntarily quit my job in 2020 but still filed taxes in 2018-19 am I going to get any? Assuming it passes

>> No.18101940

>>18100712
you better not fuck around with my dog's food supply britbong. I will fuck your shit up. now fuck off and get back to work you freeloading subhuman scumbag

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>>18093984
NEETS get 1200. Wagies were suppose to get 2400 but dems demanded wagies get 1200 and the other 1200 go to NEETS

>> No.18102026

>>18092530
>this stimulus will be deducted from your 2020 tax returns

We’re just fucking cattle.

>> No.18102044

>>18101840
How much you make?

>> No.18102074

>>18102026
What if you dont get any tax returns because you file 0 as your income? I wonder if they will demand I pay it back

>> No.18102120

>>18102044
Made shit, like $10-20K or something

>> No.18102159

Alright niggers I got this from some dumbass journalist website but at least it has actual information.

Direct Payments to Americans: $1200 to each adult, plus $500 per child. The original proposal to reduce payments for poorer taxpayers was eliminated, and the checks will phase out for higher-income folks, based on 2018 income taxes. Individuals making over $75,000 (joint filers over $150K) would get progressively less, with no checks at all for those making $99K or more (joint returns over $198K).

Emergency Unemployment Insurance: Schumer called the bill's unemployment benefits "unemployment insurance on steroids," because it would pay out an additional $600 per week over whatever people get in state unemployment benefits. In a good 'splainer of the bill's unemployment provisions, Vox points out that really is a significant amount, since "as of January the average UI check was $385 per week" — so that'll make a huge difference, especially for low-wage workers in states with crap benefits. Also, Democrats won an increase in how long the emergency benefits will run: four months, a month more than the original Republican bill. The emergency unemployment provision will cover a lot of workers who don't qualify for benefits in most state systems, like gig workers, self-employed people, and people who work for government agencies or nonprofits. Unfortunately, the aid only lasts the four months, and regardless of Trump's bullshit about "opening up" the country by Easter, the downturn is likely to last longer.

>> No.18102171

>>18102120
Then yes, you get TRUMPbux. 1,200 to be exact

>> No.18102188

>>18102159


More Solid Ground for the "Slush Fund": Democrats had balked at the original proposal's provision to have the Treasury Department throw $500 billion at recipients it alone would choose. Of that, $75 billion would go to hospitals (beyond a separate appropriation elsewhere in the bill), and Dems weren't keen on letting the Trump administration pick and choose where the other $425 billion would go. While the Dems weren't able to get Elizabeth Warren's list of requirements to prevent abuse of the bailout funds, the final agreement at least includes some oversight: a special inspector general for the fund, and a five-member congressional oversight panel. The Washington Post points out that would be similar to the oversight mechanism used for the Troubled Asset Relief Program following the 2008 market crash. We can re-use all our IT'S A TARP! image files.

With the full House out of session on a scheduled recess, the bill can still be passed in the House by "unanimous consent" — that is, with the agreement of however many members are in the House chamber. But if even a single member objects, then Pelosi would have to call the full House back into session, which would take time, not to mention the logistical challenges and health risks of bringing all those people to Washington. And if the House reconvenes, that could also mean there'd be amendments — like the House Freedom Cockups demanding piss tests for everyone who gets a $1200 check. If any amendments passed, then there'd have to be a conference committee and more voting like in the Schoolhouse Rock song, and the stimulus bill would be delayed further.

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>>18102171
Cool thanks my man, very based indeed

naturally it's all going into LINK

>> No.18102959

>>18092803
Bedtime for NEETs is about 7:00 AM after playing games and goofing off all night.

>> No.18103061

>>18092593
Canadians

>> No.18103282

>>18093099
Even if you were laid off you get the Trudeau bucks. Not necessary to have the virus.

>> No.18103391

>>18095826
So they have your direct deposit info

>> No.18103447

>>18101940
>feeding a dog dry food
You already fuck up the doggerinos body with dry food, no one who truly cares about their pets feeds them chalk dust and ash pellets